When Does Star Wars Stop Feeling Like An Event

A Star Wars movie can look bigger, sound louder, and still leave you asking one brutal question: did that need to be a movie at all? We wrestle with that through our Mandalorian And Grogu review, because the highs are real. The action hits, the creature design is peak Star Wars, and the theatrical polish makes certain sequences land harder than they ever would on a TV budget. 

But we don’t stop at “we liked it.” We dig into why it works, where it feels like Mandalorian season 4 compressed into a feature, and which CG choices yank us out of the moment (yes, we get oddly specific). From there, we zoom out into Disney Star Wars problems that keep coming up: the missing roadmap, the New Republic being written as clueless, and the way Grogu’s Force powers show up only when the plot needs them. 

Then we turn the whole fandom brain on with games that expose our real opinions fast: blind rankings for villains, droids, rogues, bounty hunters, political operators, ships, transports, creatures, species, armies, and planets. After that, we go full chaos with keep-or-cut, forcing impossible choices across characters, weapons, Force abilities, worlds, directors, and the movies themselves. 

If you’ve got Star Wars opinions you’ve been saving up, this one’s built to set them off. Subscribe for the next reviews, share this with your most argumentative friend, and leave a rating or review if you want more unfiltered franchise talk. What’s your biggest Mandalorian And Grogu hot take?

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Cold Open And Chaos

SPEAKER_03 0:01

Hello all.

SPEAKER_02 0:02

Welcome to the Night Fallsville podcast. Mandalorian and Grobu review. You fucked up. No. You should have gone back to playing with the Star Wars toys. Pew pew pew pew pew.

unknown 0:13

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_06 0:13

You rude your girl on girl action you had going. Oh my god. It don't work when we don't have no fucking video.

SPEAKER_01 0:22

Yes. I'm like, the fuck? I can imagine it.

SPEAKER_07 0:25

Not only did Dean put girl on girl, Padman Leia, he put mother on daughter.

SPEAKER_04 0:29

Damn. Oh boy. Well, not really.

SPEAKER_02 0:44

It's gonna be a divisive movie.

SPEAKER_03 0:46

Because I could already hear the that just could have been a that could have been just Mandalorian season four episodes. That was three and a half episodes of Mandalorian season four

Movie Or Season 4 In Disguise

SPEAKER_03 0:56

right there. Think about it. Each season's eight episodes. That was about three, that itself was about three and three and a half episodes of one.

SPEAKER_07 1:07

Mandel usually gets an episode and a half to two episodes of filler anyway?

SPEAKER_03 1:13

Of just a side mission?

SPEAKER_06 1:14

Yeah. Got our side mission.

SPEAKER_03 1:17

So that's six out of six out of eight episodes right there. You're telling me you couldn't stretch things out to get two more episodes, or the only thing he got out of that was movie style budget and choreography. And the scene looks better. Set looks better. Yeah. See, that's where we're gonna cause issue. That's what's gonna cause like debate. Because I don't necessarily disagree with that, but I still enjoyed the hell out of the movie.

SPEAKER_07 1:49

You didn't have to.

SPEAKER_01 1:50

I'm just I'm just saying people are gonna use that a hard negative against the movie, and I'm like, but I still liked it quite a bit though.

SPEAKER_03 1:59

It's not the question of whether or not you liked it. The question is why.

SPEAKER_06 2:03

The only negative of this movie was the uh massive droids looked the way they moved.

CG Hits And The Droids Don’t

SPEAKER_03 2:12

That's it. Oh, the massive ones that Grogu climbed in?

SPEAKER_02 2:15

Uh-huh. But they're clanking. They're fucking It's just the way they looked. It looked so like I don't know. 70s Star Wars?

SPEAKER_03 2:26

Look 70s Star Wars as far as CG. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_06 2:32

For most part, the CG was like I'd understand it if they somehow did it practical effects or something. Like they built this big ass thing that they just piloted robotics-wise, but that definitely will emit.

SPEAKER_03 2:46

Pretty much all the action scenes hit really good though. Well, that's one of the praises of it. A lot of people, all the action scenes are really good. They're all really good. Especially the giant tapeworm. And uh what the Dragon Snake? Dragon Snake. Nice fucking myth. That's a dragon snake.

SPEAKER_06 3:10

No, that was the company I was gonna say.

SPEAKER_03 3:12

And by this time next year, it'll have its own magic card. Yeah. Dragon Snake. But that was my the CG looked really good, that thing. That thing looked really good.

SPEAKER_06 3:25

Like I said, the only thing that didn't look right to me were the two big droids when they were fighting. That's it. Everything else.

SPEAKER_01 3:31

Well, I don't know how much percentage you'd say of that movie CG, probably shit. 80% of that fucking movie CG. Besides Pedro walking around in the city. Don't you like how they had to take his helmet off? Just be like, it is Pedro. It's Pedro.

SPEAKER_06 3:44

Look, it is, it is. Okay, but it's just the guy where he's voicing over anymore. He's actually acting in this movie.

SPEAKER_04 3:55

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 4:00

I can understand one gripe though, and I can't understand to a point. Star Wars, for the most part, even when Force Awakens came out, it's an event when a Star Wars movie comes out. It's it's just ingrained in culture,

Is It A Real Star Wars Event

SPEAKER_01 4:12

pretty much damn near. And this one really it's not really an event.

SPEAKER_03 4:16

It's just let's go see Mandalorian and Grogu. You know, get what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_06 4:19

That's a lot of people's criticism that I can understand. I can still remember when we went to see the Force Awakens. Oh, there's only one other one randomer.

SPEAKER_01 4:28

That's because we went to a fucking showing at one in the fucking morning. The most random, weird showing time I've ever fucking seen. One in the morning. What?

SPEAKER_06 4:36

It was better than the next one we seen where our fucking heads were cocked. What was that? Was that Endgame? No. That was the next Star Wars in that series. Oh, because we went with Austin.

SPEAKER_03 4:47

Oh, that was bad. That's why I'll never see the front row again. My neck was so fucking hurt. It's the only ones we could get. No, Endgame was the ones where we were ready to beat the living piss out of teenagers behind us so they wouldn't shut the fuck up. Yep. Might have been with us. Was he? I don't know, but I remember that vividly.

SPEAKER_06 5:04

Not that one, because that endgame when he watched it, I still remember the story he tells. He lost his car, remember? No, Iron Man came on. Is that Iron Man? Iron Man by Black Sabbath came on.

SPEAKER_07 5:14

That was a different scenario.

SPEAKER_05 5:17

Oh god.

SPEAKER_04 5:18

Oi oi yo. He shed a tear. He shed I remember the Iron Man story. I liked Rod of the Hutt, though.

SPEAKER_03 5:28

He's cool. He needs to be. I thought that was a cool introduction uh new character. That the little droids kept making me just hey, where's Cal? Oh god. The fucker had he had abs and pecs. I'm like, that is new for a hut. That fighting style had me dead. The random roll.

SPEAKER_04 5:50

Roll. Roll. Holy shit. Is that how you build abs? You just gotta roll around on the ground.

SPEAKER_06 5:58

Roll.

SPEAKER_03 5:59

Roll. Every fight scene was on was pretty much on point. I liked it. I like the I like the action. It was a lot of action. More than I thought I'd get out of act. More action, I thought I'd get. It's cool.

SPEAKER_01 6:14

Well, I give Star Wars a lot of credit for the creature designs. They usually always have creature designs. That one was a fucking centipede fucking worm chest thing. Like the fuck is that? Nightmare field.

SPEAKER_06 6:25

The one was the one that was wearing like the freaking jersey.

SPEAKER_04 6:31

Or the little electric thing. I didn't remember that. Was that one on the table all the time? I'd have to look. They had extras in that battle. It wasn't it just the ones that usually show up on the table. I like the one I just smashed. Oh my shit. Oh no, no, that's not what I wanted. Oh boy. That's a toy. I didn't know they had a toy for that. Toy.

SPEAKER_06 7:11

Yeah, they sell the toy for the Star Wars holographic table.

SPEAKER_04 7:17

What the fuck? Yep, that's all of them. I don't know. I think this little blue one. It's a little small, it's a little bigger than the one they had on the it might be. This one looks like it came straight out the Mandalorian movie, so nope, that's not it. Wait, hold on. How much was that?

SPEAKER_06 7:46

That's bullshit. See, and you were just talking about Star Wars toys prices. Look at that figure. $214

Toys Merch And The Price Problem

SPEAKER_06 7:53

for that battle table.

SPEAKER_04 7:56

For the battle table? Yeah. The one with the little holographic figures? $214. Oh my. I'd have wanted it, but that that's bad. I had to look up what the fuck them them little bro little bros are.

SPEAKER_06 8:22

Babu frick. Little bros. That's not just a one's name, that's what their species is called. Babu freaks. Babu freak. Babu freak?

SPEAKER_03 8:32

Frick. Frick frick frick. Little freaks. And Zellan. And z and Zelan.

SPEAKER_05 8:41

And Zelan. That's what they are. And Zelans. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 8:45

Oh, so the one's name is Babu Freak. Yep. Hey man, they were clutch. The original bad baby.

SPEAKER_04 8:51

I liked when they when they said we got shit.

SPEAKER_03 8:55

Mando gets back there.

SPEAKER_04 8:58

I can't fit in that. Well, he was all too ready to just die on that planet.

SPEAKER_03 9:07

I'm dead. Last last stand. He killed all them droids, but then he had to fucking he made a promise to the Hut twins.

SPEAKER_04 9:16

You see my face, you die. He broke the creed of the Man Millure. Again. Yeah, again. Didn't we have a whole season of him trying to earn that back? Oh yeah. Yep. With what's her name? Bo Katan. But did Enbo see his face?

SPEAKER_03 9:41

You know, that's a damn good question. Because he was just hiding off in a room. When he grabbed them from his hut? No. When in the took off his helmet? Was Embo in the room?

SPEAKER_04 9:49

Was I still in the room?

SPEAKER_03 9:57

That was no, that was that was that was older Embo too. Because Embo's in the Clone Wars, so that's older Embo too. He don't look like he lost a step though, like Cad Bane. Cad Bane looked like he lost a step. Isn't Embo mostly cybernetic? No, what they said is Naly. They said is species.

SPEAKER_07 10:15

I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 10:16

He's part Kung Lao, though. Yes.

SPEAKER_04 10:25

Who's that? Kung Lao? Which would have made more sense because the dates?

SPEAKER_06 10:34

Oh, three weeks ago would have made more sense.

SPEAKER_05 10:36

Kaizo, Cayuso, Kaizo. That's his what is. I heard him say it in the fucking. Don't you cuzo, don't you get your payment up front?

SPEAKER_03 10:47

I'm sitting like, bro, ain't you retired yet? Even though it was cool all because I was like re-watching the trail. I'm like, oh that's Embo. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_04 10:58

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_06 10:59

I'm trying to think of sentient species. So you don't. Wow. Well, I didn't think they actually uh broke it down like that. Sentient species, because I looked up Star Wars races.

SPEAKER_03 11:12

Sentient.

SPEAKER_07 11:15

There are several that don't speak. So trust me, when I was trying to figure out stuff for the game, I had to divide creatures and species.

SPEAKER_06 11:26

I don't think I've ever seen a thelin.

SPEAKER_04 11:29

You probably haven't seen a lot of them. Like I said, your creature design is usually really good.

SPEAKER_03 11:40

Even though you even though I thought the dragon snake was cool, it's still cool, but he fucking ruined that fucker for me now.

SPEAKER_02 11:46

Sorry. Oh fuck. I made the joke to you in the theater.

SPEAKER_06 11:50

I was like, somebody ate too much gas station food.

SPEAKER_03 11:54

Fuck you, I get it now. I couldn't put I was like, what? You didn't understand why I said that? No, because you didn't say if you would have said tapeworm, you didn't say tapeworm. And I was like, what?

SPEAKER_07 12:05

Now I'm like, oh now you're already proven it he doesn't think that far ahead. No.

SPEAKER_03 12:12

A tapeworm.

SPEAKER_02 12:14

What are you thinking of fucking snake people fucking things that are amphibious ones? Yeah, like what the fuck are these? This is the shape of water again?

SPEAKER_07 12:23

They look like something from a comic book I have.

SPEAKER_04 12:27

And I didn't see. That was not the shape of water. You can make joke every time.

SPEAKER_03 12:41

Anytime I see something that's kind of man-like in water, I'm gonna say shape of water. And they called them the Anjali or something? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 12:56

Oh, wait, wait. Why am I not? Oh, the fucking gungins. Amani.

SPEAKER_01 13:08

Amani. Amani.

SPEAKER_05 13:09

A M A N I.

SPEAKER_01 13:10

I know because they have Funko Pops.

SPEAKER_04 13:13

Like what the fuck? Yeah, this is what I they're in a comic book that I have. Release the Amani. What the hell? I thought I noticed that. They got these long ass arms with little legs. Oh my god. They look like they jumped straight out of the men in black.

SPEAKER_03 13:40

Yep. A lot of shit in Star Wars can be in the men in black.

SPEAKER_04 13:47

Have we seen them anytime before that? I've only seen them out of the comic book. Oh boy. And Zeland. Oh yeah, you just said them.

SPEAKER_06 14:17

Tinins, diminutive furry beings with rodent-like characteristics.

SPEAKER_04 14:22

An enhanced ability to follow sense. Oogor? Amorphous gelatinous beings capable of changing their shape. I don't think ever seen an Ugor. An Oogor. In this comic book. Huh. The other sons of Tatooine. I seen that. But that's kind of out of the comic book. What the hell? There was an Ugor Jedi. It's a gelatinous being that had a star saber. They don't die. Do you burn it to death? I don't know. It's sentient. Blob like. My judge. A blob-like fucking Jedi. I've seen it all now.

SPEAKER_00 15:34

Have you? No.

SPEAKER_06 15:37

Apparently this is what they normally look like.

SPEAKER_00 15:39

Oh Jesus.

SPEAKER_04 15:42

They're in like this spacesuit like thing. Looks like a uh one of those old diver bells. They have only shown up in books. Only in books. Yeah, comic books. So I don't think we'll ever see them in anything else. Somebody's fucking My God.

SPEAKER_01 16:19

Star Wars is kind of a mess because nobody knows what the next shit is. The only confirmed one is the Starfighter one with Gosling.

SPEAKER_07 16:26

An Ahsoka season two.

SPEAKER_01 16:28

Oh shit.

Star Wars Roadmap Worries

SPEAKER_04 16:30

How is it that we didn't get the uh pilot one?

SPEAKER_03 16:36

Rogue Squadron?

SPEAKER_07 16:38

Yeah. Because nobody put any effort into it.

SPEAKER_06 16:42

Since they're putting so much emphasis on.

SPEAKER_03 16:44

I don't care. I won't care about it when it comes out anyway, because they're not going to use any of the characters that are actually iconic to Rogue Squadron.

SPEAKER_01 16:51

That is one problem Star Wars has.

SPEAKER_03 16:53

I will fully say that.

SPEAKER_05 16:54

That is that's guess what?

SPEAKER_03 16:56

Rogue Squadron doesn't exist without Wedge Antilles. Guess what? They're never gonna do redo Wedge Antilles. That is that is a problem. That's the process. It's Final Fantasy. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_06 17:12

Well, Wedge is a person in Final Fantasy.

SPEAKER_07 17:16

They can do apparently Disney Star Wars is just going to treat the Republic as the most inept organizations ever known to man. And I'm getting s and I'm continuously sick of that.

SPEAKER_06 17:28

They've done one good thing in this movie. Well, the huts are double crossing us. Okay, we'll just come and rescue man's moon. Guess what? The huts do that all the fucking time! You're wondering why they were deciding to trust them in the first place? Trust them. We're gonna use the huts. Oh.

SPEAKER_03 17:46

Hut. Oh, the one person we have no idea of is called Secret Agent Coin. Oh, you didn't look at anybody with that last name?

SPEAKER_06 17:56

That's what you meant by that. I was more amazed that they used his name, the name of the actor, for his character.

SPEAKER_03 18:08

Yeah, what the fuck? I'm gonna be in this movie. I want my name all over it. No wonder the Empire tried to come back and fucking the sequel trilogy.

SPEAKER_07 18:19

That's how bad they are.

SPEAKER_03 18:20

And they snuck something in the end that didn't make any sense. Why was the Razorcrust on the planet? How did it get there? He was kidnapped off of a different planet.

SPEAKER_06 18:34

Yeah, I did put two and two together for that. My only guess is that Zeb just went and grabbed it because they knew there was a lot of people.

SPEAKER_02 18:44

But then Zeb was with him during the Yeah, it we took a while to uh rescue you. Sorry. You were probably on that planet for a whole month.

SPEAKER_05 18:55

Well, he was being taken care of by Grobu for I don't know how many days.

SPEAKER_03 19:00

Yeah. At least three.

SPEAKER_01 19:03

Yeah. Five at the most. Grovu's smart, Grovu. I build in. No, he's not good with dimensions, though.

SPEAKER_07 19:11

Apparently it took three days for Babu Frick to convince the Republic to come and help.

SPEAKER_03 19:15

Well, I don't know if I'd listen to that fucking thing. How long does it take? Spoke English. It wasn't baby Yoda. Well, over there. They're like Buna. You understand the last three words they say? I understood every word they said. How did they know to go to the new republic? That is a good question. They said, we'd be back. Well, how do they know who to grab?

SPEAKER_07 19:43

I know Jeremy Johns had an issue with uh how baby Yoda knew to go after the huts.

SPEAKER_03 19:51

I It was very negligible, but if he pick somehow picked up them talking when Embo was talking to them on the communicator, that's a very big if because he was pretty fucking far away.

SPEAKER_06 20:04

Well Rogo knew how to do a lot of things we didn't expect.

SPEAKER_07 20:08

Finding Mando was easy. With Jedi powers and whatever. It's just funny that they'll just continuously omit his he's force sensitive and has force powers until they need them to have force powers.

SPEAKER_03 20:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 20:20

Other times he just acts like a little baby.

SPEAKER_03 20:22

Yeah. How is he not getting any bigger? All he does is eat.

SPEAKER_02 20:27

That is a common gripe right there. Can you grant fat common gripe?

SPEAKER_03 20:38

Matt just said whatever you want.

SPEAKER_01 20:40

Why not make him bigger? Why is he still tiny? What is going on? Because I don't want to build a new puppet.

SPEAKER_07 20:46

That I at least understand with the aging and the timeline troops.

SPEAKER_01 20:53

Merchandise, baby.

SPEAKER_07 20:54

Merchandising, merchandising. That movie's coming later.

SPEAKER_02 20:57

Merchandise. Merchandise.

SPEAKER_07 21:03

Did you see the popcorn bucket for scary movie?

SPEAKER_03 21:06

A bong. I told Dean we should get one. Done.

SPEAKER_02 21:10

Fucking done. My god. Oh, I actually wanted to bring up too because I heard someone say this. Can they legally sell that? Probably.

SPEAKER_03 21:19

And apparently they can. I've seen someone discussing like so many issues they have with Grogu in general because part of it is starting to annoy me.

SPEAKER_01 21:30

I will still say Baby Ota on occasion, but Baby Ota. He has a name. Every kid called him. He has a fucking name.

SPEAKER_03 21:36

And nobody's learned it.

SPEAKER_01 21:37

He has a fucking name.

SPEAKER_03 21:39

In the title of a movie now.

unknown 21:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 21:41

Baby Yoda. Oh, the kid in front of us. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 21:45

Baby Oda.

SPEAKER_03 21:47

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 21:49

But someone said they think it would have been better for Grogu's character because remember what Mandalorian season was it? I think it was. No, that might no. Was that bookable fent, maybe? Where he's with Luke and Luke gives him the choice. You can stay with me or go back to Mando. People think he should have stayed with Luke.

SPEAKER_06 22:07

Book of Boba Fed.

SPEAKER_01 22:08

That was I think it was Book of Boba Fett. That was Book of Boba Fed. I didn't like that. That's not against Mando or Grogu, but I did not like like this Boba show, bro. What the hell are you doing? And it focused on Mando for like three episodes.

SPEAKER_03 22:22

I'm like, bro. Why are you? I remember calling you because we after you're like, why is he here? What's this? What's going on?

SPEAKER_07 22:30

I mean, calling him for reinforcement made sense, but why is he?

SPEAKER_02 22:33

Why is there two episodes focusing on Mando? Nobo on a different planet. What?

SPEAKER_03 22:41

You understand? Mando's like cool. He's like the it he's cool now, and everyone likes Mando, but Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_01 22:47

Hijack, one of the most popular character shows. I actually see my boba bias comes out because I defend the show.

SPEAKER_03 22:54

See, even they know that they couldn't use Boba correctly, so they had to bring Mando in. I defend that show a little more than I should.

SPEAKER_06 22:59

Mandalorian called Mando. For Mandalorian.

SPEAKER_07 23:05

Oh, trust me, I had an issue when they say when the bo Huts called them the Mandalorian. It's like, no, that's still Boba. Get your fucking shit right.

SPEAKER_03 23:14

It should have been a Mandalorian.

SPEAKER_02 23:17

Yeah. Mandalorian.

SPEAKER_07 23:18

They keep calling him that.

SPEAKER_03 23:20

He's not the best bounty hunter.

SPEAKER_06 23:24

I swear to God, they used it in the last season of The Mandalorian. I just don't remember.

SPEAKER_03 23:27

Well, that's because he was surrounded by other Mandalorians.

SPEAKER_06 23:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 23:30

You're gonna call them all Mandalorian?

SPEAKER_06 23:32

Or was it the season before that where he had his helmet off for the Empire Trooper or whatever?

SPEAKER_07 23:39

No, it was three. He didn't take his helmet off at all, except in two when he gave Luke a Grobe to Luke.

SPEAKER_05 23:45

Imagine that greeting or that dinner table. Mandalorian, Tess.

SPEAKER_03 23:48

Mandalorian, Bol Katan, Mandalorian. They all got fucking names. Mandalorian.

SPEAKER_01 23:55

They are one of the I don't care. They are like one of the coolest things Star Wars has is the Mandalorians.

SPEAKER_07 23:59

And they're butchering it.

SPEAKER_01 24:00

Their lore is so rich. I want to see Mandalorian. We did.

SPEAKER_03 24:04

It was fucking a desolate wasteland that nobody ever checked to see. Oh, can we live here again? Mandalore. It's Chernobyl.

SPEAKER_06 24:16

What the fuck planet was Mandel living on?

SPEAKER_03 24:19

It's wherever Hollow Creed is. Yep. Yeah, that's where a little high yeah.

SPEAKER_07 24:25

May you rest in peace. Recipe Carmel.

SPEAKER_03 24:28

He made the He's the sheriff. He was and now we start being the sheriff there to be the runner boy for the Republic.

SPEAKER_06 24:38

I don't work for you. I'm an independent. Sure. Sure you are.

SPEAKER_01 24:44

They gotta make some new bounty hunters, some original books they're all the cool ones are dead. Do we care? All the cool ones are dead, except for Boba and Embo.

SPEAKER_02 24:52

And man, that's it. That's all they got. They gave you Wookiee. They gave me Black Wookiee. Oh, Chrysantin. Yeah, Chrysantin. Okay, boom. A lot of the goats are dead. He's working for Boba. What?

SPEAKER_03 25:03

He's working for Boba. Yeah, yeah, he's with Boba now. So is Fennec. Oh yeah, Fennec. Fennec. Bob Boss is a question mark. He might still be alive somewhere. Bring Boss back. Is that the lizard guy? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He was in there. He was a toy. Maybe Boss might still be there. Fucking.

SPEAKER_07 25:19

Gengar. Gengar? Yeah, Gengar. I slipped on that, slurred on that one. What's his name with the head?

SPEAKER_01 25:27

Gengar. Gengar. You're saying you're saying it right. See? It's damn near Gengar. It's damn near Gengar. Gengar. He's talking about the one that's got the ramp on his head.

SPEAKER_07 25:35

Yeah, he's retired because he's old as fuck. And he has human.

SPEAKER_01 25:38

Damn near his brain damage.

SPEAKER_07 25:39

Yeah. He's like, yee- IG-88 just keeps getting weird.

SPEAKER_01 25:43

IG88 just keeps fucking.

SPEAKER_03 25:45

See, they omit they omitted fucking Rogue was curry case, too.

SPEAKER_02 25:50

We've really kind of looking forward to that. It's little robot that he has.

SPEAKER_05 25:56

R Singh's dead.

SPEAKER_01 25:57

Nara Singh was kind of a baddie, so that's sad. That's sad for me. She dead. She's been dead. If you want to count a size venture as she was a bounty owner for what? A month? Or whatever the fuck you want to say it, but I keep forgetting she turned was good for a bit.

SPEAKER_03 26:12

Star Wars, you're so rich with lore and Disney. Let's fuck it up. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 26:17

What doesn't he do as much?

SPEAKER_03 26:19

Why? Fucking why?

SPEAKER_02 26:21

So many obvious things. Was it nice to see a Star Wars movie in theaters again? Yes. But it's like, this is you're this is what you're giving us Mando and Grogu? Fine. I really liked it. I liked it a lot more. It's got a shot. What? What? Nah.

SPEAKER_06 26:35

It appeared on the list because I looked up Bounty Hunters. Dinjarin. Mm-hmm. When the hell is that name ever said?

SPEAKER_07 26:42

With the other Mandos.

SPEAKER_06 26:44

That's it. Yes.

SPEAKER_07 26:46

Well, I didn't know you were asking for him. I knew his name. I didn't know.

SPEAKER_06 26:49

Why is Mando? Always Mando and the Mandalorian.

SPEAKER_04 26:53

But they obviously showed their other Mandos.

SPEAKER_06 26:55

Yes. Yep. Yep.

SPEAKER_04 26:57

Other Mandos. Then the fucked up thing is. I don't care.

SPEAKER_02 27:07

I trust Favreau. I love John Favreau. I think Favreau makes good shit. He directed this, so I knew it'd probably be at least an actual fan. A good movie, but this is why I don't understand.

SPEAKER_03 27:19

I trust Favreau. He's been getting shit, but I still trust Velani. That comes up all the time.

SPEAKER_06 27:25

Even Matt has said he's been doing some dumb shit, and it's Brander Lawson to the bounty hunters.

SPEAKER_04 27:31

Who?

SPEAKER_06 27:32

Brander Lawson?

SPEAKER_04 27:33

The guy who was just in uh I don't know who Dirge is, but apparently he's in the company.

SPEAKER_07 27:44

Oh Durge is one of the bigger ones.

SPEAKER_04 27:47

Dirg? Yeah. Not Dirge. Dirge. Oh my god. They just Earth Creed. Yeah, no. For that we'd have to appease Dean and give you Old Republican. Actually, he's compared to Republican.

SPEAKER_07 28:10

Which is was still reportedly in development.

SPEAKER_03 28:13

Is it? I just looked it up that apparently is not dead yet. Me.

SPEAKER_07 28:17

The new Jedi Order one is. The old Republic one is not.

SPEAKER_01 28:21

That's I'm telling you, that's what's gonna do it. But no one knowing them, they're gonna fuck it up. I'm gonna hate it.

SPEAKER_03 28:27

So fucking pissed. They they ruined Darth Revenum out. I'm fucking out.

SPEAKER_07 28:31

I am next year's the 50th anniversary of Star Wars, and what do we have guaranteed most likely coming out?

SPEAKER_01 28:37

The Starfighter movie?

SPEAKER_07 28:38

The Starfighter movie, Ahsoka season two, probably getting another Visions. Maybe mall season two.

SPEAKER_03 28:46

I kind of like that.

SPEAKER_02 28:48

But no, but I I think Disney needs to stop with their fucking let's make a story in between the sequels.

SPEAKER_07 28:57

In between the sequels, and that's the only thing that's doing anything well.

SPEAKER_01 29:01

I don't I don't want to see nothing after the sequels. For the love of God, you give me more fucking ray, I'm gonna fucking blow up.

SPEAKER_02 29:08

You nailed every single one.

SPEAKER_06 29:09

I'm gonna fucking blow up the list of Star Wars Visions, the ninth Jedi series.

SPEAKER_07 29:16

What I don't know what that's I didn't watch any of the Star Wars Visions, though.

SPEAKER_06 29:19

Like, you can't watch two.

SPEAKER_07 29:22

There's now like four?

SPEAKER_06 29:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 29:24

Mall Shadow Lord Season 2.

SPEAKER_07 29:27

And that may come out. We don't know if that is.

SPEAKER_03 29:30

I mean So they're gonna celebrate Star Wars 50th anniversary with VAT. And here is Mandalorian and Groogle. We gave you Mandalorian and Groogul. Yeah, a year early. Me, like, yeah, but like that's not that's not an event. That's a good That's a show outside of a show being another show.

SPEAKER_01 29:51

You can release that with a movie, but like I swear to God, I I don't I want no more God, it makes people think I hate Ray. I don't hate Ray as a character. I just think that my fucking god. A lot of what they did with you everything with Ray is mind numbing.

SPEAKER_07 30:07

You show him that video that you sent me. Which one? The one where it for like them defending last Jedi Knight.

SPEAKER_03 30:15

Oh, I should show you. Shout out Escape Podcast.

SPEAKER_01 30:17

I love you guys, but some of your

Sequel Trilogy Grievances

SPEAKER_01 30:19

takes, holy fuck. Man is def I'll show you that after. Man is defending the last Jedi's writing. I'm like, none. None. Let's be defending that booth. Don't be defending it.

SPEAKER_03 30:31

Their defense of it was, oh, when Luke tries to kill kill Kylo slash Ben Sc Ben Solo. It's like he had ever he Luke has all Luke all we've seen of Luke is be a headstrong hotshot. Like that was their reasoning for it. It's like, so Luke never grew up. The fact he was ever in seclusion was just it's like, oh, his immediate thought is I'm going to kill my nephew? Yep.

SPEAKER_06 31:02

He's gonna turn evil. I'm gonna kill you. You don't learn the first fucking time from your family.

SPEAKER_02 31:07

The guy that's gonna kill his own nephew. He's gonna be evil. I'm gonna turn that's almost like dealing with absolutes. Luke was a sin. He was able to use force lightning for a bit, wasn't he? Oh, he was not. No, there's no no, don't you start that there's only one Jedi that did that. Don't you start that?

SPEAKER_03 31:25

Yes, Luke is gonna kill his own nephew when he refused to kill his own father and the emperor.

SPEAKER_06 31:31

It did kind of take Darth Vader to take Dammit, I can't even say he took Palpatine out anymore.

SPEAKER_02 31:38

No, somehow he returned. Fuck that quote, leave my head. Leave. It was good for memes, but it stuck. It stuck. Did anyone I wonder, Matt's. Go find Palpatine in the box or just make him fall. Matt's always good with logic, and I wish I would have seen that in theaters with him for the first time.

SPEAKER_01 31:58

Because when fucking Dameron said that, Matt's face is probably like, What the fuck? Great writing. Or he made I know he made a comment. I know when we were watching that, I almost got up.

SPEAKER_02 32:08

It's like, what? Somehow he came back. You couldn't think of anything else to say.

SPEAKER_07 32:13

I can't wait to play that part of our game.

SPEAKER_03 32:15

You couldn't think of anything else to fucking say. Oh, don't get me started on Snoke.

SPEAKER_02 32:20

That waste of fucking space. This is Snoke. Look at how cool and big waste. Fucking waste.

SPEAKER_07 32:26

The end of our game is gonna be fun now.

SPEAKER_02 32:28

Fucking waste. I know. I'm sorry. Force Awakens. Yes. Oh fuck. Force Awakens.

SPEAKER_03 32:37

Decent start. Really decent start. Excellent. Now here's the thing though. Here's another thing. The Rise of Skywalker is almost as much poop as it maybe more poop than Last Jedi.

SPEAKER_01 32:49

But, but is it the Last Jedi's and Ryan Johnson's fault for fucking shit up so bad Abrams couldn't save it in the Rise of Skywalker?

SPEAKER_07 32:58

The answer is both to yes to both of them.

SPEAKER_01 33:00

Yes to both of them.

SPEAKER_06 33:01

There is apparently leaked scripts and concepts that Abrams wanted to do. Like, I'll come back. I can't save.

SPEAKER_03 33:11

I can't save this shit. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_06 33:13

And Disney was just like, you know what? We can't go with your plan anymore. It won't work with what was released next.

SPEAKER_07 33:19

So Disney sign had the worst decision making of all time with once they bought Star Wars. Oh, we're gonna bring JJ Abrams in to reboot the thing and give us what we did so well with Star Trek.

SPEAKER_06 33:37

Let's see what he does.

SPEAKER_03 33:38

JJ Abrams is a logical depending on how you feel about Star Trek, sure.

SPEAKER_06 33:42

Hey, come on, we all love the Kelvin universe.

SPEAKER_03 33:45

Chris Pine.

SPEAKER_02 33:46

Chris Pine movies to a point. But JJ Abrams is the logical pick. I definitely love the first two.

SPEAKER_07 33:52

The third one still confuses me as far as I still haven't watched it other than seeing it in theater. Really?

SPEAKER_03 33:56

I have the DVD and I haven't rewatched it. Abrams was a logical I don't think Force Awakens was bad. I think Force Awakens was a very decent starting point. No. No. Was Force Awakens basically a rehash of New A.

SPEAKER_01 34:17

Was New Hope was Force Awakens basically a rehash of New Hope? People bitch about that all the time. Yes.

SPEAKER_07 34:22

Schematically, yes. It was I'm gonna take a new hope, rewrite it, and make it worse.

SPEAKER_01 34:28

Say worse. It is it's not as good as New Hope, but I don't think you're saying that. I think Jay's Jay's not formulating what he wants, or he's not saying it's better than I'm not saying it's better than the water.

SPEAKER_03 34:37

They gave you two versions of every character we already knew.

SPEAKER_06 34:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 34:41

And then still brought them back and had them die in dumb ways.

SPEAKER_01 34:44

You know how I knew that shit was gonna be bad? No, I can't because he's wanted that forever, I think. But Han, Harrison Ford. Okay, kill me. I want part of the. You know, that's the only reason I accepted that scene. Okay, kill me.

SPEAKER_06 34:55

Because Han himself has wanted to die.

SPEAKER_02 34:57

Ben, Ben Han. Bring your ass home, little boy. You bring your ass home, little bye, dad. Okay. His mom couldn't even help him.

SPEAKER_03 35:06

Don't get me started on Leia Force flying through the I love how it just becomes shit on the fucking brother.

SPEAKER_07 35:16

I refuse to give your YouTube I refuse to give your YouTube video a full look, but I need to hear the reasoning for the entire end fucking scenes of oh, we don't sac the Republic doesn't win by sacrificing themselves. Are you talking about Last Jedi?

SPEAKER_03 35:28

No, the video you sent me.

SPEAKER_06 35:32

By sacrificing themselves?

SPEAKER_03 35:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 35:34

What's up with that fucking that starship?

SPEAKER_03 35:35

Wait, I'm trying to get one video? I'm trying to- One you sent me. Yeah. Of the people reacting to The Last Jedi. Oh, the podcast people talking? Okay. I refuse to give them a full view because of their takes, but I need I kind of want to know.

SPEAKER_01 35:49

I have a moment I found it's like the 20-minute segment. They yapped about that. I'll find it, I'll send it where they just yapped. Because how do you defend the Just so you know, the the long neck one, that's how I just I don't know what's fucking named, is the one that liked the other one, don't like Last Jedi. So they just yapp back and forth. What? He's an Amani.

SPEAKER_07 36:05

Kinda.

SPEAKER_01 36:05

He has a long ass neck. No disrespect. The man had a long ass.

SPEAKER_03 36:11

They're a popular podcast, man. Them fuckers are popular. They get views like crazy.

SPEAKER_07 36:15

And it doesn't take much to be popular.

SPEAKER_03 36:16

They get views like crazy. By being dumb.

SPEAKER_01 36:20

Some of them take some of them takes they make, oh boy. Some of them are and they're in the minority. He's in the minority because those movies are almost unanimous. Last Jedi and Rise of Skywalker are almost unanimously hated.

SPEAKER_06 36:32

So so one of the movies that was supposed to be in development was Donald Glover's Lando movie. That's stupid, right there. That one you didn't need to.

SPEAKER_07 36:49

I mean, they turned the Obi-Wan movie into a show.

SPEAKER_06 36:52

Oh god. Star Wars shows that are on hold. Carlton and Nick's Hughes' Star Wars series. I don't know what the hell that's about.

SPEAKER_02 37:02

No, there's a bunch. You're on Wikipedia, there's a bunch of shit in there.

SPEAKER_06 37:05

Oh, this is literally just a site show and all that.

SPEAKER_02 37:07

There's a bunch of shit in there, and I'm like. The Mandalorian season four. We kind of got it. Yeah. We got a sneak peek. You got the first film? Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 37:17

Here we go. Ones that make sense to me.

SPEAKER_02 37:20

Cancelled Star Wars movies and TV shows. The hunt for Ben Solo. I seen that one too. Like, what is that? What the fuck is that?

SPEAKER_03 37:29

Star Wars. Rangers of the New Republic. No, that was the Kara Dune one. Was it? Yeah, that was the Kara Dune one. Oh, yeah, and she got in a bunch of shit spacecraft that.

SPEAKER_01 37:39

Yeah, so she's Toronto, yeah. Yeah. She stated, probably just stated her opinion on some shit or something. I don't fucking know. Yeah. We're so ear fired.

SPEAKER_07 37:46

So then she gets into a ring with Ronda Rowsi again for 17 seconds.

SPEAKER_01 37:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 37:51

Rean Johnson Star Wars trillion. No. No, no, no. No more in him. No more. It's his fault.

SPEAKER_03 37:58

He's on the knives out and leave him there. What? He's looking too late now, all the knives out. Leave him there. Feige Star Wars. Whoa my happening. God. What? Never happening. That's dead.

SPEAKER_02 38:10

That's dead. Feige doing Star.

SPEAKER_03 38:13

He said these are all canceled anyway.

SPEAKER_02 38:15

It doesn't even say what he was planning.

SPEAKER_03 38:17

No. None of these have ideas. They just yeah. I'm gonna do something Star Wars. Fuck, dude. The fact is a droid story. We already have those.

SPEAKER_06 38:29

Hey man, I'd watch a movie, man. It's supposed to follow C3PO and R2D2, so Gene would have loved it.

SPEAKER_03 38:35

Hell yeah. Seeing the whole fucking thing. Seeing the whole story unfold like, damn.

SPEAKER_06 38:40

Oh, I asked Gene the other day if he found a new droid to love in the uh Maul shelf. Mm-hmm. It wasn't the one I was expecting. Oh, two boots? Two boots!

SPEAKER_03 38:52

That's the one you thought he was gonna like? No, he thought I'd like Maul's weird little droid thing. And I'm like, No, that one died. Yeah. Not two boots.

SPEAKER_06 39:01

I just thought it was so I would have just called him boots.

SPEAKER_03 39:05

Made no fucking sense. A droid in boots, but I liked it. Like, that don't make sense, but I like it. Why would a droid wear shoes? That's okay though.

SPEAKER_06 39:12

I like his voice actor. Ain't that Alan Tudik? No. No. No. He is an English actor that's been doing a lot more recently. Remember that stupid show Crapopolis?

SPEAKER_03 39:23

Oh, that dumb shit.

SPEAKER_06 39:24

Yeah.

unknown 39:25

Oh my.

SPEAKER_03 39:28

Oh, yeah. He was the one. They would bring him back for.

SPEAKER_05 39:32

Yep. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_01 39:35

I again, like Matt says, you don't have no roadmap. You got no roadmap really for where Star Wars wants to go. Because I kept hearing about the Ray stuff, and now I don't think they want to do anything with Ray because they know it's going to be negatively received.

SPEAKER_02 39:48

Capella, I fucking I gotta email these motherfuckers. Be like, you know what you gotta do? To inject some shit back into Star Wars? You don't go past fucking the sequels. No, you go back. Old Republic, even though you'll probably make me cry because I what are you gonna do with Darth Revan?

SPEAKER_01 40:07

What are you gonna do to Darth Nihilas? What are you gonna do to them OG awesome motherfuckers? Destroy them? Make them terrible?

SPEAKER_03 40:14

How are you gonna destroy Darth Nihilas? I meant each planet's life. Come on, man. I did do some of these people don't know what I'm talking about.

SPEAKER_07 40:20

Mean you were talking about Jason Solo, and I did read remember to go read why he went to the dark side.

SPEAKER_02 40:27

No, but I I only mentioned that because even watching that whole trilogy, I'm sitting there like, why is that Ben Solo?

SPEAKER_01 40:33

That's just Jason Solo, bro. What is y'all doing? That was their goal and made it worse.

SPEAKER_03 40:37

What is y'all doing, man? Jason had to go through some shit before he went to the dark side. That was not Jason. Yeah. I like Adam Driver, though. Hylo wasn't loved. That was his reason for turning dark.

SPEAKER_02 40:52

Nobody loves me. Dark side. My parents are too busy. Dark side. They sent me to go live with Uncle. And you're trying to kill me.

SPEAKER_07 41:01

Jason watched a lot of loved ones die before he went to the dark side.

SPEAKER_03 41:08

Darth Catus. God, I'm see, I'm pulling out shit. This newer generation don't even fucking know. I mentioned that. The books. The books, man. Some books were pink. Man, no, no, no. No books. Some? That's that's that's no, they probably have stinkers in there.

SPEAKER_06 41:22

There's only one I am not recognizing, and that's the one where somebody dies by a moon. Just an epic way to go. What the fuck are you talking about?

SPEAKER_03 41:33

I already hinted at that one with Oh, Jason saw a lot of his loved ones die. No, it was that war. They have to drop a moon.

SPEAKER_02 41:44

I still don't understand that one. I don't.

SPEAKER_07 41:47

I'd have to read it to understand just the song wong and what they did for Planet Killer.

SPEAKER_01 41:52

The most offensive thing Disney did was they still that offends me. A lot of the coolest shit of Star Wars is the is legends, and they're like, oh, that's not canon now. That's called legend now. Oh, fuck you, Disney. That's that's legend now. Why? Why can't you just leave it canon and make your movies around the legends and make everything nice? No, that's too much work.

SPEAKER_07 42:11

Because they think they're better.

SPEAKER_01 42:12

Too much work, ain't it?

SPEAKER_02 42:14

Oh look at the video games. Oh, so you know, the books give you a fucking different like understanding of a lot of shit too. Like if you read the um a lot of this info I get from people discussing them, I've read a chunk of the books, but you mean how the books actually explain middle quarters and stuff like that?

SPEAKER_01 42:31

Yeah, like the um, what's an obvious one here?

SPEAKER_03 42:33

The um when they go on arrest, try to go to arrest um Palpatine and and fucking Stacey Tin and what the f Kit Fisto and the other doofists, they all get no diff anyway, are there?

SPEAKER_01 42:46

It's like, bro, these Jedi Masters, why they just fodder in the book novelization. When he jumps at him and screams, he disorientated him. He's like he was like a force scream to just that's how we got him off guard and shit.

SPEAKER_06 42:57

They don't show that at all.

SPEAKER_01 42:58

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 42:59

No, you hear him scream, but people think none of it. No, because they didn't uh what do you what do you want to call it?

SPEAKER_05 43:05

FX it in man, they didn't kick fistles so damn dirty.

SPEAKER_03 43:10

So damn dirty. When you really actually go back and watch that shit, Palpatine did a little weak ass spin. Little weak ass spin. Get pistol. Oh shit. There's there's those in mind.

SPEAKER_06 43:20

There's a joking ass fucking little weak ass spin.

SPEAKER_03 43:23

There's a joke in coming for nothing beats how stiff the other two went out. Ugh. Oh that's their quotes. That's their Star Wars quotes. Damn comments on YouTube. I watched the scene. Jedi one. Jedi two. Ah. Good fistos killed me. Oh shit, I got this. I got this. Oh shit, that's a cool little spin. Ah I love Star Wars so much when it's becoming a joke.

SPEAKER_06 44:00

Put me in tears. You know what's sad about that? What? Those movies are what reinvigorated people to love stuff?

SPEAKER_02 44:06

Oh, the sequel trilogy made us love the prequels. That's how bad the sequels are. We didn't appreciate this for shit. What do we got?

SPEAKER_03 44:17

We appreciate Anakin's hate for sand now. I hate sand.

SPEAKER_05 44:22

Star Wars dialogue does leave a lot to be desired sometimes. I'm not gonna lie.

SPEAKER_06 44:27

You're talking about the wish for a wish?

SPEAKER_03 44:29

No, wishes feelings away. Yeah, I wish I could just wish my feel. Who wrote that? I'd like who wrote that shit. Break a willow tree branch. My god. Holy fuck.

SPEAKER_01 44:41

I I watched a random list about there was a top, it was the worst duels in Star Wars. Like the movies, worst duels. Number one had me dead because I forgot how bad it was. I forgot what movie it's in. The one where Ray and Kylo are on the boat on the ship in the water or something. It's like kind of raining or some shit. That's the last one. Holy fuck. I watched him. Oh my god, what are they doing?

SPEAKER_06 45:02

Return of uh Rise of Skywalker. Rise of Skywalker. I'm like, I almost called it Return of the Jedi.

SPEAKER_04 45:11

Don't you fucking dick it?

SPEAKER_03 45:16

I received a lot of hate on that one. Oh, what? Oh, nope. On that podcast I listened to and watched, they he does not like the fucking Return of the Jedi. He does not like it. He keeps he thinking. Why do you listen to them?

SPEAKER_02 45:29

Because they're funny. How are they funny? Because they're stupid. I think I think Blast Jedi Blast Jedi could easily be better than Return.

SPEAKER_01 45:37

I'm like, oh my god. I want Matt on their show. I don't think Matt would last five minutes before he leaves, but want to play a game now?

SPEAKER_03 45:49

Are we done murdering Star Wars?

SPEAKER_06 45:52

We're not riding a tricycle.

SPEAKER_03 45:55

I don't have a bike. I know. At least we know Kid Fisto's son's still out there. You met in black. I knew if he went. What? I knew where he was going with it. At least his son's still out there. I'm just wondering if shit's gonna fall off the table at any point.

SPEAKER_04 46:14

His son's still out there.

SPEAKER_07 46:18

I did do this with my coworker, and he said this was easier than any of the other ones we've done, so we'll see how you guys struggle with this somehow.

SPEAKER_01 46:26

As long as the quote ah is on there. I got it.

SPEAKER_07 46:29

No.

SPEAKER_01 46:29

Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_02 46:30

You mean the scream? Ah. Well helm scream. Kid Fistos was more. What the fuck? That's what it was. That's what it was. You got cash here?

SPEAKER_06 46:44

If we had videos, I'd be fucking done for it.

SPEAKER_04 46:48

And I love that movie. That's my favorite Star Wars movie, and I'm all I'm doing is making fun of it. Are you ready to play a game? One more. That's what I'm feeling again.

SPEAKER_03 47:00

They ruined that old duel for me. Fucking kid.

SPEAKER_02 47:06

You re-watch it, and I'm like, God, Matt is right.

SPEAKER_01 47:08

There's a whole hallway.

SPEAKER_02 47:09

We're doing it down the whole fucking hallway.

SPEAKER_06 47:11

And I'm like, oh no. And that comes before they do the meditation.

SPEAKER_03 47:16

Put her down, Anakin. You bear. You were my brother, Anakin.

SPEAKER_06 47:22

Did you realize you almost held her in hand when you said Anakin, you're going down a path I can't follow?

SPEAKER_02 47:30

Put her down, Anakin. I have brought peace. I have brought peace to my new empire. Your new empire. Why do I My allegiance is to a republic, to democracy?

SPEAKER_03 47:42

Oh my god. I can't. That is a legendary. Now see decent writing. Good writing.

SPEAKER_07 47:49

Next five minutes of the next movie. Oh wait. He destroyed democracy. There's not even a Senate anymore.

SPEAKER_03 48:00

Only a Sith deals an absolute.

SPEAKER_02 48:06

Then like I made the joke in the car. Who gave fucking Palpatine the emergency powers? Fucking Jar Jar Binks. All makes sense.

SPEAKER_03 48:15

All makes sense.

SPEAKER_02 48:16

Secret Sith.

SPEAKER_03 48:17

Whoever elected him to be a senator for the Jesus refute. You have him in the box.

SPEAKER_01 48:26

Chief Wamungu or whatever the hell his name was. Jar Jar Senator. My god.

SPEAKER_05 48:31

Okay, I'm curious about this game. Or no, wasn't that bad me?

SPEAKER_03 48:36

We don't know. He was just there. Yep, secrets. He's just there.

SPEAKER_02 48:42

Maybe he was one of the first plague is the first inquiry. Well, I should not bring this show up, but Darth Plague is the wise was just there at Acolyte chilling on that fucking island planet.

SPEAKER_07 48:51

No, he wasn't just chilling. He was calling it.

SPEAKER_03 49:00

That's what he was doing. That was just he's peeking over the rock, and it's like the end scene. It's like Darth Plague. That's Darth Plague against the wise. That's the fucker who knows the immortality right there. He's on that fuck. Fuck that show, too. Fuck that show. We're gonna make Anakin not matter. Fuck you.

SPEAKER_05 49:20

Alright. You go to hell, whoever wrote that.

SPEAKER_03 49:22

We'll start off with Dean's favorite game of blind ranks. Yeah, give me.

SPEAKER_05 49:25

Okay. That's some blind ranks. Good. I got breathed. I got breathed a little bit. Holy fuck, that laugh was killing me. Holy shit. I love you, Star Wars, but you're funny. Oh,

Blind Rankings Game Setup

SPEAKER_05 49:35

you're so funny.

SPEAKER_07 49:36

These are all categorized. So maybe it'll help you figure it out.

SPEAKER_00 49:39

Oh god.

SPEAKER_07 49:40

I did follow the normal rules if I only use the person's name once.

SPEAKER_00 49:43

Oh god.

SPEAKER_07 49:44

So if you can card count, you can card count.

SPEAKER_00 49:46

Oh god, Jay, we're gonna fuck this up bad.

SPEAKER_03 49:48

Yes, you always do.

SPEAKER_06 49:50

I'm relying on you. You want me to say something about it?

SPEAKER_07 49:54

But you care more about Star Wars than you do about any other blind wings move. Done. Fuck me up, man. That's gonna fuck me up.

SPEAKER_02 50:00

You fucked yourself up.

SPEAKER_03 50:01

I'm fucked to something.

SPEAKER_02 50:02

You're winded. No, because you know I'm not I'm winded because I'm fucking doing for 20 minutes. It's not the dueling.

SPEAKER_03 50:10

Yeah, that's called sex.

SPEAKER_02 50:14

That's what Anakin, that's what Anakin and Padme had, even though it was forbidden. And they made twins. Hey, is that how you get twins? It's gotta be forbidden.

SPEAKER_03 50:27

That's how Cain and Abel were born. Forbidden. Alright. Category number one. Evil people. Evil great. Their goal is to get the most evil.

SPEAKER_06 50:38

There's plague as well.

SPEAKER_03 50:40

We're ranking them in terms of how evil they are.

SPEAKER_01 50:42

Yes. One being the most evil

Ranking The Most Evil Characters

SPEAKER_01 50:44

son of a bitch, five being the least evil of the five. Five being stiltman. Rein junk.

SPEAKER_03 50:49

That's a good pick. Good pick. No, he's later.

SPEAKER_02 50:52

Matt's probably like stuck knives out. You leave him alone.

SPEAKER_03 50:55

Oh, I've only seen the first one. Oh shit. I don't have Netflix. Oh yeah, they turn knives out in a Netflix movie.

SPEAKER_06 51:03

Are we just stating names?

SPEAKER_03 51:04

No, I'm giving you the names. Grand Admiral Thawn. Thrawn. Oh boy.

SPEAKER_04 51:09

He's pretty up there. You're pretty up there, but you gotta hold on for Big A Papa Papa Team. Two? Three? It's two or three.

SPEAKER_03 51:24

Four? There are a lot of evil people. This is true. He's just an admiral. This is true. You wanna go four? Alright, I'm gonna trust Jay. We'll go four. He's blue. He is blue. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 51:36

He's Elon Musk. You may have saved yourself, Jay, because if you had put him at two.

SPEAKER_03 51:40

Great.

SPEAKER_04 51:40

Hey, look at that!

SPEAKER_03 51:42

Grandmoth. I suggested three. Grandmoff Tarkin. Oh, that old fucker. Five. Probably five. I don't give a fuck about dude. You mean the man that actually killed people? He is the reason all the run blew up.

SPEAKER_05 51:58

Boom.

SPEAKER_03 52:00

So he was an arrogant SOB. So so he was following orders. No, he chose to be.

SPEAKER_06 52:11

If you do something bad, most of the time you were following orders.

SPEAKER_03 52:15

So five?

SPEAKER_06 52:17

Thrawn was the only one with ambitions. I didn't see this guy with a whole lot of ambitions outside of the one.

SPEAKER_03 52:25

Arthur Vader is gonna kill me if I don't do shit. No, it's no, we shouldn't. Oh god.

SPEAKER_02 52:31

It depends where you want to go, because low key, if he says Vader, uh see that you could almost put Vader lower because I don't necessarily view Vader as evil. He's just been manipulated his whole life. Oh, that's tough, man. What do you do with Vader? Vader and current shows evil.

SPEAKER_06 52:48

Vader and Maul, you don't give a that man was just throwing shit.

SPEAKER_03 52:53

Dark and at five. Yeah, over next. We probably fucked this up, but it's okay. Job of the hunt.

SPEAKER_06 52:58

We fucked up.

SPEAKER_03 52:59

Oh yeah, because it did the job.

SPEAKER_06 53:01

It's a big slug. Slugs can do shit. We learned that today.

SPEAKER_04 53:08

Their fighting style was fucked up, bro. Bro.

SPEAKER_03 53:13

I couldn't tell if they were trying to sumo or what. Yeah. Oh, we just we only have fucking three left.

SPEAKER_05 53:20

We gotta put him at three, I guess. This is bad. I gotta feel this is bad.

SPEAKER_03 53:24

I'm holding out for Palpatine. General Grievous. Oh fuck. He was a dirty scoundrel.

SPEAKER_02 53:30

He was a scoundrel, but I don't know if he he killed Jedi just to have their lightsabers.

SPEAKER_05 53:35

Oh I got lightsabers.

SPEAKER_02 53:36

He is a s gotta put him at two.

SPEAKER_04 53:39

Two? He was a scoundrel. Now what the fuck is he gonna do? Here we go. Here's our one. Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_03 53:49

We fucked up. Maul is not Maul's probably three or four.

SPEAKER_07 53:52

Maul is not out of the five I gave you?

SPEAKER_02 53:55

I would view Maul as inherently evil.

SPEAKER_03 53:59

He's a bad guy, but evil. But he's the most willing to kill people out of the list. Outside of Grievous.

SPEAKER_06 54:06

I think we have this in reverse order.

SPEAKER_03 54:08

You think Tarkin's number one?

SPEAKER_06 54:10

He didn't blow up a plan. He didn't give a. You have Tarkin at five. I know. But according to where things go as far as each character is received.

SPEAKER_03 54:20

I think you're fine.

SPEAKER_06 54:21

Are we?

SPEAKER_03 54:22

I think you only I think you swap Tarkin and Java, and I think you're is the list as ideal.

SPEAKER_06 54:30

He knew what he would probably be the only one.

SPEAKER_03 54:33

Oh, he knew I was waiting for Pop. He knew I was waiting for Sidious. He knew it. So he didn't put Sidious. He didn't put Sidious on there. Plagueis?

SPEAKER_07 54:40

It's almost like they fit in other categories.

SPEAKER_03 54:42

Plagueis has lost everything evil.

SPEAKER_01 54:44

He has lost any aura he had.

SPEAKER_07 54:46

He's the creepy old man currently.

SPEAKER_06 54:49

I still don't remember that for some reason.

SPEAKER_03 54:52

You don't need to remember it. Ain't shit gonna be done with it, but. Droids.

SPEAKER_02 54:57

Droids. Skywalker or something?

SPEAKER_03 54:58

These are the ones you're looking for.

SPEAKER_02 55:00

Oh.

SPEAKER_03 55:01

Not us. What are we ranking them on? How much you like them? How much we like them? Oh. It's a simple one then. It's an opinion. Oh,

Favorite Droids And Hard Cuts

SPEAKER_03 55:09

wait, fuck. These are all opinion. Every single one of these is an opinion. Well, I was trying to. It's whether or not you're end happy with the end result. Trying to rank the evil guys were there's a point there, but the droid. Yeah, but you also thought you also thought Parkin and Maul are less evil than you actually have. Wait, droids?

SPEAKER_06 55:26

Hit us, hit us, hit us, hit us.

SPEAKER_03 55:28

Oh I will no one goes at one. No one goes at one. There's only one droid that goes at one. No one goes at one. We leave that open, I don't care. Okay, two SO.

SPEAKER_04 55:38

Rogue one?

SPEAKER_03 55:38

Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_04 55:39

Please cool though.

SPEAKER_03 55:40

I'm fine with four or three.

SPEAKER_04 55:42

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 55:43

Well, the problem is one and two in terms of Star Wars should be used up for two characters unless he used.

SPEAKER_01 55:54

Put him at three. We'll risk it. Well, there's no way Matt leaves him off. There's no fucking way. If he does. It's Matt. He does it to fuck with us.

SPEAKER_07 56:03

No, I'm gonna change things up.

SPEAKER_04 56:05

See? No.

SPEAKER_07 56:08

BBA.

SPEAKER_03 56:10

Son of a bitch! You only where wait, where do we put fucking? You put K2 at three. K three.

SPEAKER_02 56:16

Oh fuck. Where are you gonna put the rolling ball?

SPEAKER_03 56:19

He's so cute!

SPEAKER_02 56:21

He's so cute!

SPEAKER_03 56:22

Son of a bitch! Fuck. I didn't I you didn't have to put it at four. We gotta put him at four then.

SPEAKER_01 56:27

Oh five's gonna hurt, man. Five's gonna fucking hurt. Yeah. This asshole. I'm gonna do it. This asshole picked five lovable droids.

SPEAKER_03 56:36

Son of a bitch.

SPEAKER_06 56:37

And he didn't put the ones you want on.

SPEAKER_03 56:39

And he didn't. IG88. Five. That's the bounty hunter droid. That's uh that gets that's a fucker? That's that's in Mando where Mando lives. I want you to know. Oh, you know, you bastard.

SPEAKER_02 56:54

We have one and two left.

SPEAKER_07 56:56

I put all the notable droids on a spinner wheel as I do with most of these.

SPEAKER_02 56:59

Oh, you bastard. They're not there.

SPEAKER_03 57:01

Son of a bitch.

SPEAKER_07 57:02

C3PO.

SPEAKER_03 57:03

Two.

SPEAKER_06 57:05

I can agree.

SPEAKER_03 57:06

No, wait. If he's not on the list, we fucked up. Who's the last one? Who's the last one?

SPEAKER_07 57:12

R2D2.

SPEAKER_03 57:13

Okay, we won. Yeah!

SPEAKER_07 57:14

Chopper was the one that was eliminated.

SPEAKER_02 57:16

Ah, Chopper called it. No! Come on! That's my boy! He's I didn't spin him! That's one of the reasons I started liking Spybot in Muleshill because he reminded me of Chopper.

SPEAKER_03 57:29

I I did not expect BB8 though. That one threw me.

SPEAKER_01 57:34

Wait, hold on. One thing. I got what was his name? Hold on. There was another one. Another droid I I liked.

SPEAKER_05 57:40

I gotta get his. No, no. Okay. He didn't put him. I love the Andor droid. I love Andor Droid. He didn't put him on there though.

SPEAKER_04 57:52

Is that his name Bismal?

SPEAKER_05 57:54

I love Andor Droid.

SPEAKER_03 57:56

Star Wars Rogues. What the fuck categorizes as a rogue? A Sith? A bounty hunter? Oh shit. No. A rogue. They literally have.

SPEAKER_04 58:10

Just hit us with the

What Counts As A Rogue

SPEAKER_04 58:12

memes and we'll see what we do.

SPEAKER_03 58:13

Yeah, Hansola. We're just trying to get the best list in terms of most most rogue, however you view it. This is all interpretation. Most rogue? Three. Three, yeah, you can't. If it's most rogue, he's a nerf herder. Well, fuck you, Leah. Love you, Leah, but quite.

SPEAKER_06 58:31

You know why I put him at three, right?

SPEAKER_03 58:32

Oh, yeah. Three.

SPEAKER_06 58:33

Because after the first one.

SPEAKER_03 58:35

I thought it was because he's the third one.

SPEAKER_06 58:36

He's no longer.

SPEAKER_02 58:40

That was not my logic. After the first movie, he's no longer a rogue player. He works for the Republic.

SPEAKER_03 58:50

Cassian andor. Damn. Terms of Rogue? In terms of being doing mischievous things? Oh fuck, dude. Not mischievous. It's being the silent Loki. Oh god, it depends how you want to take it. Because you look at you almost gotta put Cassian above Ponsola.

SPEAKER_01 59:10

Without Cassian, there's no resist, there's nothing without Andor.

SPEAKER_03 59:14

So without who do you think is more out off the top of your brain? Who is do you think is more?

SPEAKER_04 59:21

I don't know. There's a whole fucking movie for it.

SPEAKER_02 59:25

That's where I'm going with that one for number one, but I don't know if he'd agree with me.

SPEAKER_07 59:29

Probably not.

SPEAKER_02 59:30

Wait, I thought we would put Han at three.

SPEAKER_03 59:32

Yeah, we put Han at three, but we had to put Cassie in a two. That's fine. I I agree. So who do you think has one off of your brain? I can tell I said we have a whole movie for it.

SPEAKER_04 59:44

Uh Chewbacca. So bitch.

SPEAKER_03 59:49

Three, four. I'd have to go four. Just based on the logic I was. We got one and five left, so we ain't doing bad, but depends. It's gotta be someone above Cassian who is Lando Kellersan.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:04

God, he's not a- I don't know who you're looking for, so I can't No, I don't I don't know either, because we probably should have put Cassian at one.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:12

Yeah, I think you fucked us one. I think fucked this list with not having not having Cassian or solo at one.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:18

I overthought this. I overthought this. We overthought this one a little bit. Put him at one put him at five. Jin Ursa.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:24

Lando at five. Jinn Ursa. Decent.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:27

This would be knowing the categories, knowing you wouldn't have had her in here.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:30

But I still I wouldn't put her above Cass. Cassie did more did a lot more work.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:35

I would have still had Cassie in one. Yeah, did a lot more work than Jinn Ursa. I love I have Felicia. So you're saying Lando 5? Yeah. Okay. Who's number one? How bad do we do? Poe.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:44

Dameron? Okay. I mean, he's not above Poe's, probably maybe Poe might be five, because goddamn. Matt put poor le four uh four legends on there and Poe.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:58

It's like I didn't have any options for the season.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:59

Oh, he gave you the one line that gets you every time. Somehow, Palpatine returned. That's his claim to fame.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:05

That is to make him a rogue.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:07

No.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:09

That's technically it was him getting laid by the end of the movie, was him being the rogue.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:16

Him getting what? Laid.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:22

I like how Finn was very important in The Force Awakens and just became a side character in the other.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:27

That was political crimp. Hunters. Bounty hunter. Nope. Bounty or just what? I gotta let him say some names because this is there are at least four bounty hunters on here.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:42

Okay, we're gonna

Bounty Hunter Power Rankings

SPEAKER_06 1:01:43

do a bounty.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:43

Well, top, top one is has been a bounty hunter. Let's not have entrance. That's first? Yeah. She gotta go low. She gotta go low because there's there's three.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:52

Not there's four above her. I highly doubt five. No, yeah, five. It gotta be five. She's barely a bounty hunter. She was for a little bit.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:00

I was mainly doing Jedi hunting as her main outside of well.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:05

We're not gonna put any of the Inquisitors on this list at home.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:07

Don't put any of Timu Jedi on her.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:09

No Timu Jedi. Boba Fett.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:12

One.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:13

That's not close. That's close, but that's one. That's that's one.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:17

Mando hasn't passed them up yet. God no. And I like Mando.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:21

Speaking of which, Dinjar. Oh Jesus. He gotta go. He gotta go four. Because there's two I'm waiting for. It's two I'm waiting for. You gotta go four. Remember, I told you I put them on. You're only getting five. This is a few.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:33

If you must know, if you must know, I'm waiting for Cad Bane and Django. Okay.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:39

So you're putting him a thinjar in a three? Or four?

SPEAKER_03 1:02:43

Four is what he's saying. Four. You're saying four.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:46

Four, because I'm risking getting the other two. But it's random. We might we might not. But I'm still okay with this list so far. They gotta be above Din. They gotta be above Dinjar.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:57

That is literally your line.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:59

Between Boba and Din. Yeah. Bosk. D. What? I know my ranks.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:09

I know how they should go. He randomized it. He didn't even dispute. He didn't even dispute. It's like what Dean's got the ideal rank, but I didn't use them.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:22

The only one I switched up the order was the droids, and that was mainly to stall freezing. This is the reason we don't believe you. So we all it's all written down. I can show you the list. I'm just changing the order I didn't.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:33

Jarn would go above boss, but boss's gotta go first.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:36

At least you can make the case for boss being.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:37

Yeah, boss's done a lot. Boss gotta be two. Gotta be three, I mean. Three. I'm all thrown off now because I didn't expect your boss. Three.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:46

But Cadbane is last.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:48

Okay, fine.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:49

We're fine with that. You didn't spin Django, apparently. No. Okay. Not spin Django.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:56

That sound bitch got a ridiculous feat. A whole army was based off of this man and his genetics.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:01

Alright.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:02

That's hard to dispute that shit.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:03

Now now we get into Jay's at least uh wishing he had known the categories beforehand. Fem Vitales.

unknown 1:04:14

Default.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:16

And my blue baddie. Son of a bitch. She was on the list. Fuck! She

Ranking Star Wars Baddies

SPEAKER_03 1:04:21

was smoking. She was on the wheel. She was on the wheel. Shakti! Shakti! What? You're not shocked D shock D a baddie too! Bocatan. Oh, kind of a baddie. Fuck. He put a list of baddies. She had the walk, though. She had the walk. I'm not gonna lie. Son of a bitch. You'd sit in that chair with her.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:43

I would. On the lap.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:45

Underneath.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:46

Underneath, okay. My face would be the chair.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:48

He is the chair. I'm the chair. Why? He did this on purpose. He put female list in there on purpose. I mean, I needed a way to fit the rest of the females that didn't fit any of the other lists.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:00

Bulkatan. Female Star Wars characters. Just be generic as shit and it just still would have worked. Leia. What?

SPEAKER_03 1:05:06

Oh fuck. Bolkatan. Femme Patel is a you got probably three. Maybe three?

SPEAKER_04 1:05:13

Something's labeled one, then.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:14

Yeah, that's the first one I've said. Yeah. Going middle ground, unless it's an obvious one, is never bad.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:22

We like the high ground.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:23

Oh fuck. Three. Yeah, I'm a three. We'll go three. We'll go, we'll see how we're doing pretty quick after we get the next two names. Fennec. Fennec Shan? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:34

Not above bowl. Not above bow. I like Fennec, but not above Bo Katan. Four? That's probably four or five. Probably four. Probably four. I'm not gonna like who we put at five, though I don't, I got a feeling. Sabine. Sabine.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:49

I really like her. Sabine.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:51

Sabine. I don't like her trope, but I'm fine with the character. Yeah, God.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:55

See, I would I damn near thought that was her sitting at the table in a movie.

unknown 1:05:59

Do you?

SPEAKER_02 1:06:00

Think he puts some bang because Sabine would probably be a five unless he would put some real poop on there, she could be two. But if he puts some bangers on there for one and two, we okay. Because right now we okay, but it depends where he put Sabine. I'm like, oh I don't know who he picked with his fucking rolling skills. Oh, falla. I'd be fine if you put her at five.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:20

Fine, we'll put her at five. Here we go.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:22

I'm not entirely happy about it, but I'm fine with it. Sabine got short hair. It's fine.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:28

Fuck you for the I had it, I had my singer, Leia Organa. Oh I don't know if you uh Leia's not my favorite female.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:39

Oh shit, then he put Padme on there. Oh fuck. It was on the wheel. Slave Leia or Flying Through Space Leia?

SPEAKER_06 1:06:47

Superman Leia.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:50

Here's the problem though.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:53

The original trilogy stands would hate my fucking guts. But I prefer Padme. They would hate my fucking guts.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:00

Oh, you grew up with her. That's true.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:02

That's true.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:03

You have your preferences.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:06

I'ma go two. Let's go two and a risk. I can't say I grew up with any of them.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:11

Two? Yeah, we'll risk it. Two? Yeah, here we go. We fucked up. We fucked up. It's fine. She's high at least. I'm curious who one is. I'm a what?

SPEAKER_04 1:07:23

He's a little too happy. Yeah, what do we do?

SPEAKER_03 1:07:25

Who'd we put at one? Some bullshit? We put some bullshit. Ray Mysterio. Ray? Oh god. I'm fine with him saying Mysterio.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:37

If he had said fucking skywalking. I don't hate Ray now.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:40

I don't hate Ray Palpatine. I don't hate Ray Palpatine. I don't like her anymore because I said her whole name. She'd just been a fucking Skywalker. Why? Alright, last one of people.

SPEAKER_08 1:07:52

I ain't covered yet.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:53

Politics. Politics. Donald Trump. Bail Organa. Bail Organa. Oh fuck. Foster Daddy.

Politics Rankings And Palpatine

SPEAKER_03 1:08:04

Fosta Daddy. Three. Three? Okay. Wait. Oh my god. Jar Jar counts as a politician. Oh fuck. No, you're going to go one. Without him, we only. Because he passed it off? Because he passed off the control. Yeah, that's one. That's very impactful.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:22

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:22

Me and Jay's logic's legendary. So you're putting it. Bale at three? Yeah, we'll put him at three. Mon Mothma. Mon Mothma shit. Oh god. That's that bob. She got the bob cut. She got that bob cut.

SPEAKER_07 1:08:35

You are supposed to be ranking them on their politics, by the way.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:38

On their politics?

SPEAKER_06 1:08:40

Four. Four.

SPEAKER_07 1:08:41

Four? Four.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:42

You think she's worse than Bale? Yes. She's the one that fucking united the world.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:46

Okay, she's the one that said, alright, we don't get it.

SPEAKER_06 1:08:51

She might be more so thinking of what happened in what was it?

SPEAKER_04 1:08:55

Uh the one that Luke shows up in the sequel series. The fuck? Wait, in Mando? Not Mando. She said sequel series.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:05

Now we're thinking of Ray and Kyle. The fuck? Wasn't she in her?

SPEAKER_03 1:09:09

She'd been long dead. She's long dead. I mean, if Leia's an old lady, she Mon Mothman's either still on Coruscant dead when they blew up the fucking.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:19

I'm not bad. Mad with what put her at two? We put her at two.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:23

Matt made a good point. He made a good point. She did work. She did work. She's the most politician out of all of them except Bale. Sadly, Bale got blown the fuck up. Yeah. Blown the fuck up. It wasn't painful. He didn't even know this shit happened, but shh. Yeah, we didn't make him evil at all. Due to my logic lesson. You could put Mahon Moss Matt one, Loki. We'll put her at two. We like saving one. Or some shit. Then it's funny. Then it gets at least funny. Admiral Akbar. Oh God. As a politician?

SPEAKER_02 1:10:00

That's a I can't think of anything other than a trap. It's a trap. He saved me from fighting.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:07

It's almost like maybe I gave you a low one on purpose. You gotta take Admiral Akbar with you to Thailand. He got you. Five. Because I don't know what he's done politically.

SPEAKER_07 1:10:18

He's technically more of a politician in the books than he is, than you see him in the movies. Fine, we'll go five. So you're putting him at five? Yeah. It's almost like I gave you an easy one.

SPEAKER_06 1:10:29

Well, we got no.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:31

We got four and one left. Uh-huh. Emperor Palpatine. Uh, you might gotta put that motherfucker at one because that is the definition of what a politician is. At least a dictator. That's a politician. That's a politician.

SPEAKER_06 1:10:46

He still called it the Empire and used it as the Senate.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:50

So that's politician. One. You gotta go one. And the son of a bitch orchestrated everything how he liked. Like, yeah, politics, baby.

SPEAKER_07 1:10:59

I did my best to talk you out of putting him on Moth Mwet 4 because the last one is Director Krenick. Cassian's counterpart in Rogue One.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:09

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:10

Gets Jin's dad to work for him again.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:15

Jinn or so. I slightly talked you out of one. So that's the last of humans? Characters? That is last of humans until we get to the second half of the game.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:23

Oh, okay. I thought he was gonna say fucking Jedi's and shit, because yep. He can fucking destroy me with Jedi's. He can destroy me with Jedi's and Sith. He can destroy me. Shut up. Don't talk about him. He ejected from Mother Underland.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:35

Oh, he's on there somewhere.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:36

Oh he's in the second half. You know what's coming too, and I know what you're gonna stroke, and I know I know what you're doing with it too. Alright.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:46

This one's probably the least fun out of the remaining ones. Least fun. Personnel shuttles. Personal shuttles? Now we're into ships

Best Ships Fighters And Transports

SPEAKER_03 1:11:58

and vehicles.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:01

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:02

The Labata Shuttle.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:04

You know what ships more, you gotta tell me what it is of Libata.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:06

That's the one that's Palpatine's white triangle ship. Oh, he comes in on. They fly in on an endor on and they fly the personal shuttle of him.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:16

What the hell would be worse than that? Three? We always start at three. Four. Four. Better. That's why I asked that question, because that's where I was going with it.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:29

Because there is some banger ships. Like the next one, Slave One. I don't oh fuck. That is my one. That is my one, but his son of bitch is gonna say Millennium Falcon is O Liz Fuck.

SPEAKER_07 1:12:44

I mean, I don't think anybody's gonna argue about how you're not gonna you're not getting a shit on for having Slave One above Millennium Falcon. There aren't gonna be many people that shit on that aspect.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:53

It's like fine, slave one, go on one, then I'll give a fuck. Slave one. One slave one. I don't know what I don't know what to expect to be called out here because there's so many ships.

SPEAKER_07 1:13:05

Millennium Falcon. Two!

SPEAKER_02 1:13:06

Two.

SPEAKER_07 1:13:07

Well, I I gave you the category personnel, personal subtles, not fighters. You've got no fighters in here.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:13

Fighters is the next category. Hold out one for X-Wing. Well, that's not a personal.

SPEAKER_07 1:13:21

That's in the upset fighters was in the next one. He's setting hold out one for X-Wing. So you've got two, three, and five for Millennium Falcon.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:28

Yeah. What do we got left? We said two, three, and four.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:32

Two, three, and five.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:33

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:33

You put the Lumbata shuttle at four. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:36

Wait, I thought we said three already. Wait, was the slave one?

SPEAKER_03 1:13:39

I talked you out of putting the shuttle at three. Okay, we've got to be.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:44

Okay, the other one's right.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:46

That's what was confusing, Didn't we thought we were dug?

SPEAKER_03 1:13:48

Three and five. Razorcrest.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:51

Okay, now what's that one?

SPEAKER_03 1:13:52

Mando.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:53

Mando.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:54

Not the hot rod. Not the hot rod.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:56

Not the hot rod.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:57

The one he's currently flying. Oh, that one's not as good. If it was hot rod. Oh, that might put that five. Might put that five. You don't like the razor crest as much? No, that doesn't matter.

SPEAKER_06 1:14:06

It doesn't do a transformation.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:09

So razor five? Here's every little road boy.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:14

It's gotta do that like flying.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:16

The Sith Infiltrator.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:18

The fuck?

SPEAKER_03 1:14:19

Small shipping episode one. The one that looks like it has the back of a tie, but it's a long wedge in front.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:25

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:27

That's a three. Yep. Those are the ones I knew you didn't know as well, so I knew that was gonna be your hardest one. Fighters. There we go. Nabu and one starfighter. Not the hot rod. Oh fuck. Not the hot rod. Oh it is the hot it is the hot rod, but not the hot rod. It is the tr it is the one Anakin flies in one. That thing. This thing? Yeah. That thing dope as fuck though.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:49

I was like. Oh fuck. Wait a minute. If this, if he put yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:57

That's a cool shot. I like that chip. I like that. I thought I'm gonna put that at three. Okay, we go threes. It's a safe spot. Because it can't go number one. It's a safe spot. Because if he didn't put X Wing on there, I leave. Because I know he did. That's his one of his favorite things. Look at him smile. Maybe I didn't. I guarantee you it's in the game. I can't guarantee it's in this category. Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_06 1:15:22

This is fucking TIE Fighters.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:24

The original Jedi Starfighter.

SPEAKER_07 1:15:27

Not the one that looks like a TIE Fighter. Episode one or at the episode two Jedi Starfighter.

SPEAKER_06 1:15:33

Interceptor, or are you talking about this red and white thing?

SPEAKER_07 1:15:36

That one. That's the original Jedi Starfighter.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:38

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:40

Is that what was Anakin Obi-Wan flying in the episode beginning of episode three?

SPEAKER_07 1:15:46

Was it that? No, that was that was the TIE Fighter prototype that they were flying. Okay. That's the second Jedi Starfighter. Four.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:52

Okay. Four. It's really generic. B Wing! Gotta bring up a picture. I know I I have to. B-Wing is the first trilogy. It's the one with that looks like an X.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:07

Oh, that's a good thing.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:10

So that thing, Matt?

SPEAKER_07 1:16:13

Yep. Oh, that thing looked kind of ugly, I'm not gonna lie, yeah, but it's arguably the most powerful bomber in the Republic.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:20

What do you want, Jay?

SPEAKER_03 1:16:21

It's a mini Death Star. That's what it's it's heavy attack, it's basically a mini Death Star and use the hyperdrive as power.

SPEAKER_06 1:16:31

Why do I just remember that thing just spinning?

SPEAKER_03 1:16:34

It's kind of what it is. It's a bomber though. Five? No, four. What do we have left? One, two, and five. One, two, and five.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:42

Oh god. If we put it at five, we have to really hope for bangers. I don't like his shaking his head. Yes, I'm gonna do it. I'm agreeing with you. It's like it's at five. Put it at five, fuck it. TIE Fighter.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:58

Two. Two. Show me a picture though, because I know that's umpire.

SPEAKER_07 1:17:04

The traditional empire one. Okay. Two two iconic. Yep. The tie interceptor is the other one that you were.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:08

Yeah, it's one of my favorites. Yeah, actually, you know, I like this one. Yeah, the Vader flew, and that one. Than the fucking straight wings.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:16

Yep. Number one fighter is the Y-wing. Y-Wing?

SPEAKER_01 1:17:25

Like I said, I I can't envision how we kind of fucked up.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:28

Well, that thing kind of basic, but it's the bomb a traditional original bomber. We kind of fucked up. Yep, you did. It's alright. Transports. Transports? Yep. Oh fuck. Is the fucking thing that Ja was driving there? At least you didn't say trans. Is the fucking thing that Jaw is driving there? I'm gonna die.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:49

Could be. Oh. I don't even know the name of it.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:53

You will when I say it if I do. Oh look, that's gonna be there. That's a trans. Yeah, I guess it could be. Number one. The Republic Clone Wars gunship. Oh, is that the thing that they drive the clones around in and drop them off? Yep. Got little balls that they sit and they shoot. That they shoot laser beams out of. Still kind of cool. Maybe four. It's not it's not overly cool, but it ain't bad. It ain't five. You'd know when you look at them, look them up.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:22

I I do know it's they're very iconic because they still fucking use them.

SPEAKER_07 1:18:31

Yeah, that's one of the things that didn't change from episodes two to three.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:36

I'm fine with three. Three? I agree with you for three. I go middle ground for it. It's not, it's not initiated.

SPEAKER_06 1:18:42

The one thing everybody still is wondering why did people survive? Order 66. So number two?

SPEAKER_03 1:18:49

The attack.

SPEAKER_06 1:18:53

I'm fine with four.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:54

What? I love them. What?

SPEAKER_03 1:19:00

They're the least practical thing ever, made.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:02

The only thing that is below that is our two-legged one, which had one of the coolest sequences in the Mandalorian movie. Are you talking about the one that the one that was they had on with the Ewoks? Them things? The two-legged things, or no? Yeah, that's what he was driving in Mandalorian.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:16

Oh, yeah. The mini one. He was driving a mini one. Those were the smaller versions. That was the singular rider of them.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:23

I guess I agree with you. I love them. Like I love them too. We're ranking up. Yes.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:29

They are stay so fucking they have no practicality, really. Never mind. You beat them by tying your legs together. Take out a foot, it falls. Landspeeder. Luke's original land speeder that he drives the droids around.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:45

We already put something on three, didn't we?

SPEAKER_03 1:19:47

It's three, four. It's kind of flashy. It's kind of flashy, I'm not gonna lie. I don't know where fucking Uncle Owen and Aunt Baru afforded that shit, but they look better in the fucking speed bikes in the Mandalorian showed, right?

SPEAKER_07 1:19:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:58

Yeah. What do we got left?

SPEAKER_03 1:20:01

One, two, and five.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:02

One, two, five?

SPEAKER_03 1:20:04

Mm-hmm. You put gunship at three and add it at four. Luke speeder. Do we put at five or two? Five, because we don't know what one it does.

SPEAKER_05 1:20:13

Yeah, we'll put it at five, even though I still want to know how Uncle O and Aunt Bro fucking afforded that shit.

SPEAKER_03 1:20:20

Number four, the AAT droid battle tank. It's the bat it's the Battle Droids tank. It's episode one. The one that actually looks like a tank with the wedge in the front.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:33

She will pull me a picture. I know I need a vi I need a visual so I can fucking know what it is.

SPEAKER_06 1:20:38

No, no, not the Lego. It works, but that thing.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:45

What do we got left?

SPEAKER_03 1:20:46

One and two.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:48

It's a cool thing. I thought it was talking about the this is the only other thing.

SPEAKER_03 1:20:51

No, I thought he was talking about that.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:53

The fucking thing that brings the droids there and opens up and lets them all out.

SPEAKER_07 1:20:57

No, I wouldn't put that on there. Not when you have the out thing as an option.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:00

The ultimate irony is that number one is the Jawa sand crawler. I'm done.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:07

Yo, yo chat on it without even knowing. Why? Why am I not mad at that? Something's freaking cool inside. I'm not mad with that. We actually did alright on that list. You gotta watch Jawas though. You can't park shit. You can't leave nothing by the motherfuckers. Family Guy taught me that shit when they went into the hotel.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:28

Brian and Brian and Stewie went in the reachers.

SPEAKER_05 1:21:33

Oh boy. You gotta stop for one second because he just he just hurt my brain. Wow.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:38

Did you know? Did you just make that joke? Did you just make that joke? I was talking about permanent looks. I don't know if you I don't know if Matt heard you, but he didn't.

SPEAKER_07 1:21:50

Oh my listening to it on podcast later.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:54

Only people in Milwaukee would understand it. Oh, you fucking wouldn't give me shit for it either.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:59

The community.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:01

Fuck you.

SPEAKER_03 1:22:02

No, but Stewie and Brian came back outside and the Jawas are already fucking with their car, and Stewie had to run over to him. Watini! Uttini!

SPEAKER_04 1:22:12

Jawas are hairy. That's all we know. They're hairy.

SPEAKER_03 1:22:16

And they burn really well with Mandalorian rifles.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:24

Fucking jowls. I don't even mad at it at one.

SPEAKER_03 1:22:27

I'm not even mad. Alright, you're trying to find the deadliest creature. Deadliest creature? Yep. Rancor. Rancor. Number one is Rancor. That's the first one? Yep. Oh shit. Dragon Tapeworm. Tapeworm. Nope. Matthew.

Deadliest Creatures Draft

SPEAKER_03 1:22:42

Fuck you. I hate you. I hate you. Tapeworm.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:46

She's not gonna look at he's not gonna look at it. It looked cool.

SPEAKER_03 1:22:49

Now it just worms ever again. Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:55

He's not gonna look at jammas this game anymore.

SPEAKER_01 1:22:58

I just know.

SPEAKER_03 1:22:59

I like how the jummas run. It looks like they're running fast, but they slow as shit. They just kind of scurry. Oh fuck. Remember your four.

SPEAKER_07 1:23:06

You're trying to find the most deadly.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:09

You might be able to run away from the bitch. I don't fucking know. They're not fast. But if you got force powers, you can like fighting them in video games. I can tell you that. You can make them for your friends if you got force powers, but.

SPEAKER_03 1:23:19

Oh I don't think I'm force sensitive. I'd be dead. The Angle put the Sarlac on there because that's five. You just gotta stay away from the bitch. It's two. Have Rancor two? It's gotta be one or it's gotta be two at turf two or three. Because Rancor is too iconic. Two. Two? Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:40

I pulled back from one because you could probably get away from it if you try. Unless you're in a I'm kinda glad he's not gonna put a space whale on there.

SPEAKER_06 1:23:47

You're getting away from now.

SPEAKER_03 1:23:49

Unless you win a pit like Luke was. But he killed it anyway. No, he dropped a fucking gate on it.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:54

That's our next one? The Wampa? The fucking Wampa?

SPEAKER_03 1:24:00

Three? Probably three. I wouldn't put it above a Rancor, but I wouldn't want to. I think that's probably faster.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:06

Four? That's probably faster than a Rancor. But then again, then again, if you don't go to a snow planet, you never account it in bitches like Hoff. No, they they do have a lot of things. Don't tell me they got brown normal ones.

SPEAKER_03 1:24:17

Yeah. Oh fuck. Now they're called Wookiees.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:19

Yeah, they're called fuck you.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:21

No.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:28

I still wonder how fucking hot understood everything you fucking said.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:37

He was about to eat Luke.

SPEAKER_03 1:24:39

Where are you putting it? Three. We'll go three. Five. Or four. Three or four.

SPEAKER_06 1:24:45

That's four.

SPEAKER_03 1:24:45

Alright. Four. We'll go four. Four? Yeah, put him at four. We'll put it at four. We got it. We got one, three, and five open. Now con Dean Dean already fucked this because he doesn't know the lore as much as he should. Fuck. The next one is Sarlac, and they do move.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:03

Did you ever wonder how from Astrid?

SPEAKER_03 1:25:05

They do fucking move. They crawl through the stand. Oh my god. That's why they didn't know that. I learned a fact.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:13

Dean, do you want to know what the Sarlacs are? Think of Dune.

SPEAKER_03 1:25:17

No. Basic, they're not that as big as them, but they do have big ass melties. Boba Fett got out of that bitch. But that's Boba Fett though. And Star Log is ruined for me because of a fucking meme. It's a picture. I don't know if you've seen this one, but it's Luke looking down at it and shit. When your wife asks, how's the view when you're hitting it doggy style? And it's I'm like, get the fuck out of here, talk. Why's it got teeth? What's one, three, and five.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:49

Where are you putting care of that trimming?

SPEAKER_03 1:25:52

Well the fuck.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:53

Oh god, I can't put it at one sheep horn just before you went. If a racor falls in there, he's cooked.

SPEAKER_03 1:26:00

If it's beacon, get it.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:03

But oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 1:26:05

I'm having too much fun, but also my mind's breaking at the same time. I don't know where to put where the fuck you put a sarlac in the desert. That's the literal answer, but I'm surprised Matt didn't say it first.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:22

What do you think, Jay? Three, one? Because low-key, a rancor fall in there, he's fucked, but we're gonna have to go three and just take an L here.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:34

Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_03 1:26:35

I don't think you're taking an L. Three. Okay, three. Because no matter what I give you.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:44

What was it? Creatures? Yes.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:45

I swear to god, if you count Ewoks as creatures.

SPEAKER_07 1:26:49

No.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:49

Okay. They are. They're cannibals.

SPEAKER_06 1:26:52

They are.

SPEAKER_03 1:26:53

The fact that they didn't eat them on that planet was just I've got two options left, and I know where you're gonna put. Actually, I'm gonna see what you're gonna do with this one. This is the one that the karate dragon. Which is the giant thing Mando had to fight with the the giant thing in season two?

SPEAKER_01 1:27:14

When he was down in the water and shit, or no?

SPEAKER_03 1:27:16

No, the thing that was called through the desert that they had to use. Picture me.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:20

I ain't watched what did you call that? Karate dragon?

SPEAKER_03 1:27:23

I thought he said C-R-Y-A-T. I thought he said karate dragons. I'm like, what the karate dragon. That fucking dragon jumping out the sand.

unknown 1:27:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:27:33

Does it I think he he teamed up with the Tuscan Raiders to fight them in two in season two? Oh fuck, he bite the Tuscan Raiders creatures? Oh fuck. I do them good.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:47

That is not where they're looking for, Dad. No. That's Doom. Doom?

SPEAKER_03 1:27:53

The current the thing that was eating when he ran into the guy where the The sheriff. The thing that was eating the things. Oh, what how do you spell it again? C Y or C-R-Y-A-T. C-U-R-A-T-E. No. C-R- It's C-R- What? No. C-R-Y-A-T? C-R-Y-A-T. Dragon. Dragon, literally.

SPEAKER_05 1:28:20

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:28:21

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:28:23

I gotta place this thing. Okay, because then I can fairly fucking. He fought up the he fought it in season two. God damn! That thing is fucking massive.

SPEAKER_04 1:28:34

Ah, that thing?

SPEAKER_03 1:28:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:28:37

That gotta go one. That's like a Tarrask. Damn!

SPEAKER_03 1:28:41

It's a Tarrask that crawls through the sand, which Tarrasks don't do. And it's ruined for me. Because I don't need to. And it's fucking ruined. You had to compare it to it, didn't you? It's fucking ruined. You take its legs away, it's a dick. I knew where he was thinking. What? You can't unsee it? Sperm with legs. Those th that thing eats Sarlox. Holy shon? Well, that's gotta go one. You have one and five. You're not putting it at five. No, Jesus. I knew if I had to talk about it, you were gonna put it at one. Something legendary, probably.

SPEAKER_04 1:29:23

It is legendary. Oh fuck. For different reasons. Oh god. Taunton. That's okay. Taunton. Well, without Luke, Taunton, Luke died without Tauntaun.

SPEAKER_03 1:29:37

Don't you this is just creatures, right? Yeah. You said deadly creatures.

SPEAKER_07 1:29:41

You're ranking them by their deadliest nest. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:44

Taunton vibes. So we're fine.

SPEAKER_03 1:29:46

That's just a Star Wars. Your last two were the dragon and the Tauntaun. Not even in the second half, I don't feel like we're I was gonna say a Tauntaun, that's like a Star Wars Oshridge. But I was gonna say Oshes are fucking mean, so don't touch their ink. Now you're already foreshadowed the next list with Dangerous Races. Dangerous races? Yes, because number one is Ewok.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:08

Pod.

SPEAKER_03 1:30:10

I mean you're going it's a it's a planet of teddy bears.

Dangerous Species And Ewok Debate

SPEAKER_03 1:30:13

But they're vicious teddy bears.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:16

The actual lore to the Ewok is teddy bears. But they look like teddy bears. They can sneak up on you.

SPEAKER_07 1:30:22

That will eat you if you're not a god.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:24

Well, Tini! Do you realize the only reason that they accepted any of them is because of C3PO? Because he's a golden god. My god. It's fucked up.

SPEAKER_06 1:30:34

That's the one claim to fame that C3PO got.

SPEAKER_03 1:30:37

See, a lot of this lore is coming back. Oh, it makes me fucked up when they're playing the Stormtroopers' head uh helmets as I'm like I'm like, where's the fucks the bodies? Oh lunch. Yeah. Well, you're understanding it now, don't you? Lunch. So where are you putting Ewok?

SPEAKER_04 1:30:52

Oh. What are we supposed to be ranking the master again? Dangerous.

SPEAKER_03 1:30:58

Okay. If it's just one, you're gonna fuck that little thing up, most likely. Four?

SPEAKER_01 1:31:02

Yeah, four. If it's one, it's getting punted. If it's an army, oh boy.

SPEAKER_03 1:31:06

I don't think you're gonna be quick enough to punt an Ewok. Number two. Tuscan Raiders. Oh shit!

SPEAKER_06 1:31:13

Well, they're a whole reason for Darth Vader, so I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 1:31:17

He don't like sand. Three? No, that motherfucker's deadly, too. They just they snipe your three or two.

SPEAKER_01 1:31:27

I go two.

SPEAKER_06 1:31:28

Two?

SPEAKER_01 1:31:29

He might have some real heat in there. I mean, they did have their whole, you know. And Anakin went and slaughtered all the what was it? Walks with wolves. Don't even God, why'd you do that?

SPEAKER_03 1:31:39

I had forgotten that Book of Boba Fett was basically dancing with wolves. And now you're reminding me. Gamorreans.

unknown 1:31:45

What?

SPEAKER_03 1:31:47

Why not the pigs? Oh the pigs! I like the pigs. Yeah, they did the they did the pigs dirty in Book of Bulba Fett, though. They did our boys dirty. Moving. You got them. They threw them off a cliff. What are you doing nothing about pigs? I wouldn't want to run into one. What do we put? Did we put something at four? Yes, Ewoks. I'd be more fucking terrified running to a want to run them than an Ewok. No, not if you knew the lore.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:16

You don't want to go to the Ewok planet. There's a reason why. I'm going off of one. If it's one Ewok, I'm fucking it up. One of them things. I'm gonna eat the Ewok. Ewok's don't go alone.

SPEAKER_03 1:32:25

But I don't give a I'm a big pigle. I'm a big something. Oh no, you found Wicked alone.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:31

I'm a big motherfucker. I size them bitches up. They like this big. Maybe here. I take two or three of them bitches. They ain't getting me. They need like four or five to get me. I'm getting two or three of them bitches. I'll believe you on it. Why are you I I love how you're like, oh my god, Dean is logic.

SPEAKER_07 1:32:46

Where are you putting it?

SPEAKER_03 1:32:47

What do we got? What do we got now? One, three, and five.

SPEAKER_04 1:32:53

Okay. I'm not gonna argue with it on it.

SPEAKER_01 1:32:56

He's not arguing. His mind's broke because he just witnessed me square up ewaks. No, that's not three.

SPEAKER_03 1:33:05

Zabrak. North Malt's ranks. Damn. And them motherfuckers do voodoo and shit. Dirty, you only have one in five. Oh. His mom was fucking mystic. I guess we only have one. And they're savage as fuck. So what? Probably gotta go one. I'm not putting them below Ewoks.

SPEAKER_06 1:33:27

He says humans, we fucked up.

SPEAKER_03 1:33:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:33:30

Fuck. If I say anything, you fucked up because Ewoks should have been five.

SPEAKER_03 1:33:35

Even as mean as even as bad as they can be, they were not beating. I was right. I just put them somewhere.

SPEAKER_07 1:33:43

Because last but not least is Trindos, which are Bosque.

SPEAKER_03 1:33:47

I don't want to fuck with them either. Damn it.

SPEAKER_06 1:33:50

I definitely would have put them above Ewoks, but God, damn it.

SPEAKER_02 1:33:53

I never know what he's gonna throw at us. Do you know how many races there are in fucking Star Wars? The fact Ewoks was even on that list threw me off.

SPEAKER_07 1:34:00

I'm probably gonna cut that one out. But armies.

SPEAKER_01 1:34:03

You're trying to figure out why'd you cut one out? Then don't like it no more.

SPEAKER_07 1:34:06

Yeah. You don't like it no more. It's not as gonna be as it's not gonna be as funny as these last two. Oh fuck. It was weapons ones you would want most.

SPEAKER_05 1:34:13

Oh, weapons. Okay.

SPEAKER_07 1:34:16

It was the E11 blaster rifle, which is the traditional one, the Vibro knife, Boba Fett's carbine, dark saber, and Hansel's pistol.

SPEAKER_06 1:34:24

I kind of want a that that slingshot fucking thing that he had in Rebels.

SPEAKER_03 1:34:29

Armies. Trying to figure out the best army. Republic 5. Well, just kidding. Gungans. Gun oh what? Eat.

SPEAKER_02 1:34:40

Hey, without Jarger, they'd

Best Armies And Who Wins

SPEAKER_02 1:34:42

have been dead. Steady, steady.

SPEAKER_04 1:34:47

Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_03 1:34:49

Guns. I wouldn't be intimidated. I wouldn't be intimidated fucking seeing them across from I'd be like, look at these fucking. No, they just walk up to you. Like, what the fuck? So where are you putting them? Four or five. Can't put the gunk inside. Don't ask me. I put Ewoks at four last time. Like Jay's like, I'm tapping out.

SPEAKER_02 1:35:12

I hyped up Ewoks too much. He gave us Bosque. And we had to put him at five because of me.

SPEAKER_03 1:35:20

So where are you putting gunguns?

SPEAKER_02 1:35:23

They at least they they won.

SPEAKER_03 1:35:26

So four. They at least they wouldn't have won without Jarger. They won at least, so they're at least kind of competent. Four. Okay. The Republic. He did this ass, you fuck bit.

SPEAKER_01 1:35:41

All we did was bash how stupid they are for fucking an hour.

SPEAKER_02 1:35:45

If they won. They lose. But they would beat the gun guns that low. Maybe not. Who the fuck? Maybe they wouldn't beat. Is that how we want to rank this? Who would be who? No, it's best armies. So I gotta go out. Who'd beat who?

SPEAKER_05 1:35:58

No, they'd come in with some X-Wings and Loki fuck up the gun guns, though. That's the problem.

SPEAKER_03 1:36:02

I mean, apparently, if you're above senior citizen age, you can still bomb the shit out of you. So two. Two? We'll put them at two. We can't fucking.

SPEAKER_06 1:36:11

They're still kicking.

SPEAKER_03 1:36:12

Clone army. Oh shit. We're fucked up.

SPEAKER_04 1:36:16

Oh my god. Why'd you listen to me? The clone army. Why'd you listen to me? Damn it. Fucked up rest.

SPEAKER_03 1:36:29

I gotta maybe put them at three because I gotta hold out for the Imperial Army. The Imperials. Even though Stormtroopers are fucking useless. Yeah. Galactic Empire. As useless as the stormtroopers are, they can overrun you in numbers. And they look fucking cool. Yeah. One.

SPEAKER_04 1:36:49

And your final one? Who's bore who's below Gungans? I don't think you're gonna be mad at it. Oh.

SPEAKER_03 1:36:59

Because technically the Gungins beat them. Trade Federation.

SPEAKER_04 1:37:02

There we go. That works.

SPEAKER_03 1:37:07

So I'm gonna leave this one up to you. How you want to rank them anyway. So you can put one so planets. Most likely to visit most likely to visit or least likely to want to visit. Least likely? All the round.

Planets You’d Actually Visit

SPEAKER_04 1:37:29

Because I can't argue with you.

SPEAKER_03 1:37:33

That's dust. Oh, it's an asteroid field. I'm gonna shake your hand. You'll find out why in about 10 minutes. Okay, cool. I all oh no. God, that was brilliant. But I'm like, what? It threw my brain out. Like, excuse me. Alderon don't exist no more. That's an asteroid field. So I don't I but I need you to tell me which one how you're gonna rank these.

SPEAKER_07 1:37:56

So you're getting five planets. Do you want the least likely to visit on top at number one or most likely to most likely to visit at the top?

SPEAKER_03 1:38:03

So you want one is most likely, five is least likely. Okay, fair warning now. I'm holding out for Naboo. Holding off a Naboo. As number one? That's from that's my vacation home right there. Okay. Good.

SPEAKER_06 1:38:14

Number one, I ain't going to Tatooine.

SPEAKER_03 1:38:16

What a Tatooine! Number one is Hoth.

SPEAKER_04 1:38:20

Well, we live there.

SPEAKER_03 1:38:24

Four. Yeah, we can at least deal with it. Hoth at four? Yeah, we'll put Hoth at four because I would not like to live on Mustafar. Fuck that. I'd have to walk around. Number two is Tatooine. Do you want to live on a fucking desert?

SPEAKER_02 1:38:41

Would you rather live on Hoth or Tatooine?

SPEAKER_07 1:38:44

Jay, you're gonna have fun with this.

SPEAKER_02 1:38:47

Holy shit.

SPEAKER_07 1:38:48

You're gonna have fun with this list, Jay.

SPEAKER_02 1:38:50

There ain't shit on fucking Tatooine. There ain't shit there. There ain't shit on Hoth either.

SPEAKER_07 1:38:54

It's basically Australia. Everything there wants to kill you.

SPEAKER_03 1:38:58

No wonder Luke looked at a horizon and wanted to leave. What? Fuck it. I changed my answer. Tatooine's two. Tatooine's two? Why?

SPEAKER_06 1:39:05

Because it's basically Australia is what he's saying. That's true.

SPEAKER_03 1:39:10

Tatooine 2? Mostly.

SPEAKER_06 1:39:13

It's at least entertaining as fuck. It's easier than us going to Sweden.

SPEAKER_03 1:39:17

Fine. Well, fine, even though that's fucked. But fine. Jay, you may have saved your list. How? How? Number three, Coruscant. Already in that motherfucker, bro. Even though a lot of people. A lot of people. It's a whole planet of bee. One, three, or five. I'd rather. No, it's gotta go three because Naboo!

SPEAKER_06 1:39:40

I broke him, so I'm letting him figure it out. Three.

SPEAKER_02 1:39:42

It's gotta go three, even though Tatooine should. No, fuck. We got one and five left.

SPEAKER_04 1:39:46

Great. Endor. One or five. You got Endor.

SPEAKER_03 1:39:54

That's number four. Endor is he walks. Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_01 1:39:59

We don't have C3PL.

SPEAKER_03 1:40:01

No, I won't get eight, because I'm told you three or four of them is one thing, but ten, I'm probably fucked.

SPEAKER_06 1:40:06

I don't want to be in a reinforced.

SPEAKER_00 1:40:08

Oh, yeah, maybe big ass bugs there, too.

SPEAKER_01 1:40:11

Five. Gotta go five. Fuck mosquitoes. Gotta go five, swear to God. I swear to God. I swear to god. What I want ain't one, I'm done. I swear to God.

SPEAKER_04 1:40:19

That's not. God damn it! Where are you dead? Serious.

SPEAKER_03 1:40:27

Hey, we got their witches. No! That's a different planet.

SPEAKER_02 1:40:32

Todd is a bitch. I'd rather live on home.

SPEAKER_03 1:40:34

Mustafar is the Palava planet. That's not the witch planet. I don't like heat. Meat. Sweat it up. Jay, you saved the list by putting Tatooine at two. Your problem was putting chorus on at three and like, oh no.

SPEAKER_07 1:40:48

This is not gonna end the ball.

SPEAKER_02 1:40:50

So I went. I didn't it was awful! The boom is like the flag fucked up by letting him pick.

SPEAKER_03 1:41:01

By letting him do you saved the list by stopping him. Then you stopped helping him. Then you fucked it. I know. I should have put Korus on one. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 1:41:14

No, I was hopeful because you were parting and danced like you wanted to go. I was I was holding up for Naboo. Coruscant, there's a lot of fucking people, and people sometimes annoy me. So no. Naboo is where you take the baddies and you have to do a lot of nasty, kinky shit on Naboo. No, I don't get it. Ton of a bitch. Alright. That's where Anakin and Padbe did the nasty.

SPEAKER_07 1:41:36

Dean can blame himself for the second half before it. He can blame and you can't.

SPEAKER_03 1:41:41

I should have spoken up for a furry.

SPEAKER_02 1:41:43

I gotta live on a planet of lava.

SPEAKER_03 1:41:47

You gotta visit a place with lava.

SPEAKER_02 1:41:49

I need AC fucking lessons.

SPEAKER_03 1:41:51

Alright.

SPEAKER_02 1:41:52

You can just go back home to four.

SPEAKER_03 1:41:54

You're gonna hate yourself more on the second half of this game. Oh no. Because this is partially your fault. Because he's been sending me enough of these keep cuts. Not keep cuts! Ah, now we're doing keep cuts, son of a bitch. So you're keeping this in the Star Wars universe or you're cutting it out of the Star Wars universe? Oh fuck. I'm giving you six things, and you've got to choose to keep it or cut it, not knowing

Keep Or Cut Star Wars Staples

SPEAKER_03 1:42:19

what the next thing is. Is it just is it just a keep or a cut? Are we getting like three cuts, three? Is it three or I'm giving you six things, three three keeps, three cuts. Until the last one.

SPEAKER_07 1:42:29

The last one's a little bit more unique.

SPEAKER_05 1:42:30

Okay, so we got three keeps. You're getting six things, three keep, three cut. Okay, he's doing this. I sent him a lot of sports ones with these. I know where he got this. Here we go.

SPEAKER_03 1:42:39

Alright. First, did we get a category? Is are we categorized? Category?

SPEAKER_07 1:42:44

Like enough for the first one.

SPEAKER_03 1:42:46

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 1:42:47

This was most random characters remaining, really.

SPEAKER_03 1:42:50

Random characters? Keep cut? Oh boy. Saw Guerrera. I am not envisioning. Jin Jin's Jin's black foot stepfather. Jin's Urso's black stepfather?

SPEAKER_07 1:43:05

The one that she reports to that's all that's on the ventilator and everything.

SPEAKER_03 1:43:08

Oh why barely remembered him, so he'd gotta be a cut. That's a cut. That's a cut, because I can already tell he's gonna be evil it is.

SPEAKER_07 1:43:17

I mean, I I'd spun these two.

SPEAKER_03 1:43:19

Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_07 1:43:20

Some of them worked into themselves.

SPEAKER_03 1:43:24

It's a cut. It's a guy in a ventilator. He's about to get cut anyway. Oh, that was bad. He did die in row one. There we go.

SPEAKER_04 1:43:31

Cut. Cut. Cut. Pad my amidala. Keep kit.

SPEAKER_03 1:43:40

Can't cut her. We need our future. Jesus Christ. There's people out there that would cut her too.

SPEAKER_07 1:43:46

Number three, Count Dooku.

SPEAKER_03 1:43:47

Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_07 1:43:49

He was literally cut.

SPEAKER_03 1:43:51

Yeah. Yeah, I want to keep him. I lean a keep too, but I don't know who we've got coming. That's the problem. We're only halfway up. Oh, that's the problem.

SPEAKER_06 1:44:04

Did you ever say that out loud and think? Why, why, why'd you say that out loud? You're only halfway.

SPEAKER_07 1:44:10

I mean D doesn't have that problem, reportedly, so.

SPEAKER_04 1:44:15

I didn't take a sip? Yeah. Really good. That's good.

SPEAKER_07 1:44:20

It wouldn't fit in your mouth anyway.

SPEAKER_04 1:44:24

I don't know if he'd know that. He is on a Pepsi bottle and you know what he likes to call it, right? I'm trying to think about Ganduku.

SPEAKER_03 1:44:33

The motherfucker. What the weird videos I watch give me such knowledge of shit that I'm like, god damn it, man. Obi-Wan knock him against Obi-Wan. Remember Attack of the Clones when he's got Obi-Wan? He told him. There's a Sith Lord doing all this shit. I don't believe you. Okay, don't believe him. Don't believe him, Obi-Wan. Don't believe him. Fine. I'm keeping. Keeping? Fine. Keep. Okay. If I swear to God, I swear to God. I I was leaning towards keep too, but fuck. We only got one keep left.

SPEAKER_04 1:45:05

And two cuts. Sounds good. Wicked. Can we cut fucking yup yum? Yeah, thanks to him, we're cutting him. Okay, fine. We'll cut yup yum. We got one keep on go. Oh boy. Here we'll go. Here we'll go. We're not doing bad so far. Grogu. Shit.

SPEAKER_06 1:45:26

Keep I want my cash cow. I'm pulling a Disney hair.

SPEAKER_01 1:45:33

The problem is, oh, it was random. Oh my god. If he landed on a couple characters, I'm gonna be pissed. But Grogu is probably a keep, though. Oh you hand in the money.

SPEAKER_03 1:45:45

Look at your shirt.

SPEAKER_00 1:45:46

Keep keep.

SPEAKER_04 1:45:47

We'll keep Grogu.

SPEAKER_03 1:45:48

Here we go. Who'd we cut?

SPEAKER_04 1:45:52

Darth Vader. I'll die. I haven't said his name yet. I died. You know who also I haven't said? Darth Plagueis.

SPEAKER_03 1:46:00

It's true. You're not wrong. Luke Skywalker. We cut Luke.

SPEAKER_02 1:46:08

Am I not mad at you?

SPEAKER_03 1:46:09

No, we cut last Jedi. No, you're not like we cut last Jedi Luke. We cut not Grandmaster Luke that I wanted to see. We cut Hermit Luke. We don't get Grandmaster Luke. No, we don't. We get Hermit Luke. Alright, that's fine. Next list is for Dean. I probably keep Grobu anyway. Not overall, maybe, but. Locoon. Keep cut? Yep. Oh keep. Don't even argue with me.

SPEAKER_04 1:46:34

Jay's like one gonna say it. Get fisto.

SPEAKER_03 1:46:38

Oh fuck. Now he's he's he's listening. It's Jedi. It's fucking Jedi.

SPEAKER_04 1:46:43

Can you cut? I mean, if you just look at the movies, fuck you.

SPEAKER_02 1:46:51

That's his quote.

SPEAKER_03 1:46:53

Even he doesn't literally say anything else.

SPEAKER_02 1:46:59

Outside of the Clone War show?

SPEAKER_07 1:47:01

I mean he didn't even really say anything in some of the Clone War shows.

SPEAKER_01 1:47:04

He didn't talk much. I mean, Plo Koon just walks around in the fucking background of the original uh the sequel trilogy. Not sequel.

SPEAKER_03 1:47:12

Unless we're crashing.

SPEAKER_02 1:47:16

It was another one who just went. No, he didn't. Oh, he didn't. I seen somebody comment on. I seen the damn video. He wasn't even in pain. He hit the dab. And his shit blew up. He hit the dab. He ejected after that. God damn it. I'm done with this shit. He's not dead. Hold on. You gotta tell us what?

unknown 1:47:33

What?

SPEAKER_01 1:47:34

Kit fisto. Oh, yeah, we're on Kit Fisto. Son of a bitch. I mean his son's still out there. I gotta stop banging on to that joke. I gotta stop.

SPEAKER_06 1:47:43

Oh, so you're saying he's alive.

SPEAKER_03 1:47:45

Kit Fist? No, Kit Fisto dead. He's probably cremated or something. I don't know what they did with the bodies. Cut? What do you want, Jay? I don't like cutting Kit Fisto, but there's a lot of good Jedi. If this is just Jedi's. Fine, we'll cut Kit. I don't like it, but we gotta do it. We gotta do it for the love of it. Oh, cut. Cut. Cut. Cut. I feel bad we cut Kit now. Mace window.

SPEAKER_01 1:48:12

You gotta keep Mace, I think, but but that's Mace fucking Mace is a hothead boy. It's his fault Anakin went off fucking.

SPEAKER_03 1:48:20

He should have just fucking he should have just fucking listened. He should have just stopped. You are not a master. You're not a master.

SPEAKER_01 1:48:27

Mace gets it's overall gotta keep you gotta keep Mace. I don't think you can rightfully cut Mace.

SPEAKER_03 1:48:32

He got a purple lightsaber for playing. I got one keep one of each left. Here we go again. Ahsoka. I'll leave that one up to you. I don't know if you're gonna goon about it or not. I don't like Ahsoka like that. Like Ala Secura, I'm a goon. I'm a goon. I don't Ah Ahsoka is also very holy based on lore. Ahsoka? Yeah. She probably won't do nothing nasty. Why do I do this? Stop talking about it. I'm talking about Ahsoka got a train ran on her. God damn you. God damn you.

SPEAKER_02 1:49:02

Damn you! I forgot that shit. The whole 5-0 first. God! She nappled a meat saber better than anyone in the why'd you make me remember that shit? That was one of my favorites.

SPEAKER_03 1:49:17

I'm happy I remember it, but oh have I ever sent you that audio of Obi-Wan saying that shit? Set it! A meat saber. They fucking set a meat saber.

SPEAKER_02 1:49:29

Um and she was at her Do you need to keep her because of her skill or a piece of hot for you? Obi-Wan called her a piece of hot ass.

SPEAKER_03 1:49:36

Oh fucking shit.

SPEAKER_04 1:49:38

You're keeping your cutting. What do you think, Jake?

SPEAKER_03 1:49:44

You said he was leaving it to you? We can't cut. We gotta keep, because he's too icon he's pretty iconic. Okay. Oh great, we cut Vader or some shit. That'd be a good place to put him, wouldn't it? Except it's worse. What do you mean it's worse? You cut Yoda. Me trying to justify everything some dumbass way. He low key was complacent and just let that shit happen. He low key was complacent. Like, oh, we good. This one will make D J J Mad.

SPEAKER_07 1:50:14

We good.

SPEAKER_06 1:50:15

No, you want you want to know what the problem was? I fucked up your mind. You're probably gonna cut a shoka, but then I said the train.

SPEAKER_03 1:50:22

Yep. Obi-Wan Kenobi. That's a guess the high ground. That's a keep. That's that's that's hello there. Kylo Ren. Cut. I am agreeing with you, even though I did like his design and his lightsaber. That's a cut. Greedo. Oh my god. One of the biggest fucking failures of a bounty on our supposed to be cut. You understood? Cut. We gotta cut. What the fuck, dude? Chopper. The droid? Keep.

SPEAKER_04 1:50:56

Keep.

SPEAKER_03 1:50:57

Jinn Urso. What do we got? One keep, one cut? Oh fuck. It's until like you do the same thing every time. Whether you realize it or not.

SPEAKER_00 1:51:10

I like Jinn Urso low. That's a problem.

SPEAKER_04 1:51:14

What? I have a feeling.

SPEAKER_00 1:51:20

I don't like cutting Felicity Jones. I really don't.

SPEAKER_01 1:51:23

But I will agree. I love Jinner.

SPEAKER_02 1:51:25

Jurner was in my top 10 characters, but that's fine.

SPEAKER_03 1:51:28

I said her earlier. For the love of the game, I gotta do what all my sports people fucking do to save themselves. For the love of the game, cut.

SPEAKER_07 1:51:36

You manage to keep Darth Vader.

SPEAKER_02 1:51:38

Oh are you happy you listened to me?

SPEAKER_01 1:51:42

Who do we keep in that? Who do we cut? Obi Chopper Vader.

SPEAKER_03 1:51:45

I might have low-key kept Jin over Chopper, but I'm not mad at it still. Chopper's got a higher body count. It's okay. It's okay. Well, Jin Urso, I don't know. Oh shit. Here, here I go again. If you didn't have Jin Urso, you it would have been somebody else. Daddy still would have figured it out.

SPEAKER_04 1:52:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:52:05

Ships, X-Wing. One. I'll just get that out the way. It's keep cut, not numbered. Oh, keep. Wami. One. So keep. The Naboo Royal Starship.

Keep Or Cut Ships Creatures Weapons

SPEAKER_03 1:52:20

Mr. Chrome itself. So shiny. It is shiny. It is shiny. I know Dean wants to keep it. We gotta keep. It is shiny. Hey, we broke our trend. Snow speeder.

SPEAKER_04 1:52:33

Snow cut. They didn't work in the cold anyway. Podracer.

SPEAKER_06 1:52:47

He ain't gonna let us customize one.

SPEAKER_07 1:52:51

I didn't make it.

SPEAKER_06 1:52:53

I'm talking our pod racer.

SPEAKER_05 1:52:55

What do you think? FC.

SPEAKER_06 1:52:59

I want him to remake that pod racer game where you actually get to customize your goddamn pod racer. And create your racer. Based on many races of Star Wars.

SPEAKER_04 1:53:11

What do we cut? Are you okay cutting them? Pod racers? Yeah. We only have one more keep, so. Yeah, we gotta cut. Cut for the love of the game. ATST. Check him walker itself. Oh, that the fucking logs came in and I remember it for the logs freaking crushing it.

SPEAKER_03 1:53:50

You kept Star Destroyer. Okay! We're happy. We got happy more creatures. Oh shit. So Nexus. What? It would be the creature that cut Padme in the arena. Oh, that fucking thing? Those are legendary because of a meme. A meme. It's Obi-Wan doing this too, and it's his when people leave their house in Australia.

SPEAKER_04 1:54:18

This is the cat one.

SPEAKER_03 1:54:19

Things are pretty cool looking. They are pretty cool looking. You'd know them. He said oh, I remember that.

SPEAKER_04 1:54:24

You know what it reminds me of? What? Derpy Cat. Little. We keep those. I like those. They're cool. Yeah. We'll keep we'll keep it.

SPEAKER_03 1:54:34

The reek. The reek. Which is the bowl that's facing Anakin in the arena. The Trihorn bull. Okay. That Django kills. Oh yeah. That fucking thing's the reason Django died. Because it broke his fucking jet ball. Oh, them are cool too. Son of a bitch.

SPEAKER_04 1:54:52

Cut. Okay, we cut, even though they're cool.

SPEAKER_03 1:54:57

A sando Nabu ocean monster. It's the thing that was eating everything in episode one. The thing you showed me out of there? No. No. That's the cuttlefish.

SPEAKER_06 1:55:07

That's the cuttlefish. It's something you barely fucking see.

SPEAKER_07 1:55:11

It's a giant one that's eating everything.

SPEAKER_03 1:55:13

That thing creepy as fuck. It's reminding me of the Leviathan from Subnautica. Now don't ask me how I know that game. I watch people play it.

SPEAKER_04 1:55:20

Here's what it looks like out of water. Keep them because you know what you like.

SPEAKER_03 1:55:30

We'll keep them. Well, the Mosasaur. Yep. We'll keep them.

SPEAKER_07 1:55:33

The Aclay, which is the spider thing in the arena in episode two. The thing that Obi-Wan is fighting. The giant green thing. Yep.

SPEAKER_03 1:55:43

We're not keeping spiders.

SPEAKER_07 1:55:45

That's an insect, it's not a spider.

SPEAKER_03 1:55:48

It's kind of sadish to cut in honor of Jess. Yeah. Oh, cut cut in honor of Jess, because he don't like spider, but we're cut in honor of Jess. Okay. Who are we keeping? It got cut in a keep left. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:56:02

Dionaga.

SPEAKER_03 1:56:04

Onaga?

SPEAKER_07 1:56:05

No. Dionaga. Dionaga.

SPEAKER_03 1:56:07

Oh, here I was saying Onaga? More fake ones. This is the thing that's cut that takes Luke in the garbage chute.

SPEAKER_04 1:56:15

Oh, that fucking thing that you don't even fucking see? It's just.

SPEAKER_03 1:56:18

It's just the giant eyeball. Oh god. Gotta be a cut. The fucking thing was funny, but.

SPEAKER_04 1:56:24

Oh, for God's sakes. That's like a monster out of Lovecraft. Cut. What are we keeping?

SPEAKER_03 1:56:32

The raftars from Force Awakens. The things that are eating all the crewmates when they run into on and giant ball things with tentacles. Picture? Jay's got me. I'm probably fine with it, but I ain't watched those. I watched each of those like once or twice. I never watched them again. Yeah, we're keeping it. You wanna know what it reminds you of? Like D.

SPEAKER_04 1:56:55

A behol!

SPEAKER_03 1:56:57

Kinda.

SPEAKER_04 1:56:58

Yeah! No laser beams. Alright, weapons! Number one, lightsaber. Keep? Keep Jesus. You can go say blaster.

SPEAKER_07 1:57:12

The Ambient pulse rifle, which is the thing that Mando uses, the sniper rifle.

SPEAKER_04 1:57:17

I think kind of badass, though. Is there a better sniper rifle? Not that you're aware of.

SPEAKER_03 1:57:24

Not aware of all. Keeping it. We'll keep. I'd like to see a Tuscan Raider use it, though, because that motherfuckers are dead in it. We'll keep Ocaster.

SPEAKER_06 1:57:33

You son of a bitch.

SPEAKER_05 1:57:34

That's tough. That's iconic, but we're gonna have to cut.

SPEAKER_04 1:57:36

It's just it's a crossbow. We don't have to cut. Tuscraider gaffe stick.

SPEAKER_03 1:57:46

For the love of the game, I want to keep it, but I can't. That was what killed Cat B. We gotta cut though, even though they're great. Oh fuck you. Book Palm of Fett's getting referenced a lot more than I thought it would. Thermal detonator. We almost gotta keep that shit because of fucking he's holding a thermal detonator! We almost gotta keep that shit. Because of that fucking line. Keep fucking, we'll keep it. That's like our grenades and shit. And that line is holding a thermal detonator. Congratulations, you cut the force. What? That one was the only one I actually saw. I bet it's a trap. What? We cut the what? You cut the force. We cut the force. No more Medical Orients. I don't know how accurate were Medical Orients. Is that a weapon? I mean Ask at Ask the next category. Eliminating force powers powers.

SPEAKER_04 1:58:52

Out of everything. For weapons.

SPEAKER_03 1:58:55

Force lightning.

SPEAKER_07 1:58:57

Force lightning. Force lightning.

SPEAKER_03 1:58:59

That's our first force power. Keep or cut?

SPEAKER_07 1:59:01

No, I'm using the example on how is it a weapon?

SPEAKER_03 1:59:04

Oh. The force.

SPEAKER_01 1:59:06

He's got a point there. He's got a point. You can't, and force push you off a cliff or some shit. Force choke. Speaking of which, force choke.

SPEAKER_02 1:59:14

I like how you're doing that and doing this flounding.

SPEAKER_03 1:59:17

Speaking of which.

SPEAKER_02 1:59:18

What do you think I'm doing?

SPEAKER_01 1:59:19

Well, it does look like I'm crailing balls or some shit.

SPEAKER_03 1:59:22

First force power, force choke.

SPEAKER_01 1:59:25

Vader, Vader puts so much ore on that shit.

SPEAKER_02 1:59:27

I can't even. Because you can use that force choke for anything.

SPEAKER_03 1:59:30

Mine? These aren't the droids you're looking for. These aren't the droids you're looking for. Mind manipulation. Nope. After obsession?

unknown 1:59:39

No.

SPEAKER_04 1:59:40

Shut. These aren't the droids you're looking for. Bro, what the fuck you? Force pull. How lazy? How lazy are you? How lazy are you guys?

SPEAKER_03 1:59:53

I don't keep me useful as a bitch, but. That's going with it. God. We've made fun of it already, so we're just making fun of it.

SPEAKER_07 2:00:09

Force projection. Which is what Luke did halfway across the galaxy before he killed himself with it.

SPEAKER_03 2:00:15

I'll keep that. I can keep that. You don't want him to have that power though. Oh, I pop up in your room. Yeah, that's a dead stroke in my room because I'm finally home alone. Hey, here comes Dean. That tiny. Force lightning. Oh ask. Keep.

unknown 2:00:34

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 2:00:35

Also force judgment. Force judgment. Don't forget the version Plo Koon used. You're cutting out force push. He kept the pull. He got rid of the push.

SPEAKER_02 2:00:44

We don't need to push. Push and pull. Alright. We can do to push ourselves. Dagoba.

SPEAKER_03 2:00:50

Planets again? Oh shit. I don't want to live on dague. That's a fucking swamp. And there's that thick fucking thing swimming around dragging planes and the X fighters out of water. Are there still seagulls there?

SPEAKER_04 2:01:03

On Dagobu? That's fine. And you gotta wonder.

SPEAKER_03 2:01:19

Dagobah, keep it in your cutting.

SPEAKER_04 2:01:21

Cutting. Cutting.

SPEAKER_03 2:01:22

Well. Bye-bye Yoda. You already cut him anyway.

SPEAKER_06 2:01:25

Oh fuck. He's projecting his force ghost somewhere.

SPEAKER_07 2:01:30

Alright, Dean Naboo.

SPEAKER_03 2:01:31

Oh, keep keep the fucking vacation planet. God, what the fuck? I finally got it. Bespin. Best spin.

SPEAKER_04 2:01:41

That's where Cloud City is.

SPEAKER_03 2:01:43

That's kind of cool though, but if you're scared of heights, don't you dare to look out the window. Uh come on, Jay. Cloud City. Turn it. Jesus Christ. I can't hear it anyway, so. Oh my god. Bad lip reading. Bestman. Cloud City. It's basically it's a cloud. Oh, it's always raining. No, that's Camino. That's Camino. Cut. Cut. Mon calamari.

SPEAKER_04 2:02:13

Calamari?

SPEAKER_03 2:02:14

Mon cal. Mon calamari.

SPEAKER_04 2:02:18

Planet with a bunch of octopuses?

SPEAKER_06 2:02:19

Then no.

SPEAKER_03 2:02:19

That's where Akbar's from.

SPEAKER_00 2:02:22

No. Oh Lord. Probably a cut. I don't even need to look at that shit. It's probably a cut.

SPEAKER_06 2:02:26

Sorry if Akbar's from there are cut. Get the trap. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 2:02:30

Are we so what do we got? We're out of cut. Two keeps. Okay. Are we keeping? Oh, I swear to God. Kashyik?

SPEAKER_02 2:02:38

Did we pack ourselves? Okay. Hey, I have fun with that.

SPEAKER_03 2:02:41

And the joke I didn't get to make because you got rid of all the cuts. Holderon. Did we save it? Is it saved? Is we kept it. You saved it for it to die again.

unknown 2:02:52

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 2:02:55

Holderon was low-key. A beautiful ass planet. When you've seen it, nobi-wan. Low-key.

SPEAKER_03 2:03:00

I mean, you know, it's just asteroids now. Alright, I told you guys to save this for later. Here it is. Cutting Star Wars directors. Director. JJ Abrams. Oh. He's got a good one. That's a hard one.

Keep Or Cut Star Wars Directors

SPEAKER_03 2:03:18

He's got a decent one and a stinker. But the stinker might not have been fully his fault. So fuck.

SPEAKER_04 2:03:25

JJ Abrams has done a lot of good stuff.

SPEAKER_03 2:03:29

We got three and three. I'm fine cutting. Well, we gotta keep George Lucas obviously.

SPEAKER_07 2:03:36

I will tell you, Lucas is not on here because he was the most obvious keep.

SPEAKER_03 2:03:39

Okay. Fine with cutting. Okay, well, cuts. Oh, well, we also gotta save a spot for Ryan Johnson, too.

SPEAKER_04 2:03:48

Yep. Tony Gilroy.

SPEAKER_03 2:03:54

He did all of Andor and Rogue One.

SPEAKER_04 2:03:57

All of And as a keep.

SPEAKER_03 2:03:59

That's keep. Dave Falone. Keep. That's good. Just to keep, just because who his favorite Star Wars character is, keep.

SPEAKER_06 2:04:09

I like him because he's well. He's kind of doing that thing where he can't really.

SPEAKER_07 2:04:14

I need to hear you say it. Ryan Johnson.

SPEAKER_03 2:04:16

Cut. Cut. Got. I love knights out though. Knights out though. I almost said nights out. Like the fuck am I doing?

SPEAKER_04 2:04:21

Yeah, I'm gonna be mean. John Favreau. We already said two keeps, didn't we? You're two and two again.

SPEAKER_00 2:04:31

But I don't want to cut John. I really don't. I really don't.

SPEAKER_03 2:04:35

So no. So we will keep John Fair. We gotta keep him. So we got one cut left. You may have to do the rest of the podcast yourself, by the way.

SPEAKER_04 2:04:42

No. Fuck. I don't think he's gonna stay down here. What? What would you just fucking do?

SPEAKER_02 2:04:49

Oh, that's an asshole. I know what he did. I know what he did. I know what he did. You put her on the list. I know what he did. Who pulled one? Did you did I did you Bryce Dallas Howard? You mother is is that who it is? Yes. Oh God, you motherfucker. Everything she directed is good.

SPEAKER_06 2:05:14

Oh deep deep say the sign off, man.

SPEAKER_02 2:05:22

No, we still got some. It's only Lego time for bullshit time and shit. I'm not cutting it off yet. I got a couple more topics, but I'm really hurt now.

SPEAKER_03 2:05:36

Those were your options.

SPEAKER_04 2:05:37

I would have See.

SPEAKER_03 2:05:40

He did this shit. See, I was fine cutting Abrams because you did cut Abrams. We did cut Abrams. That's I was justifying it right there because we opened up a spot. Your keeps were Gilmoy Faloney and Favro.

SPEAKER_04 2:05:56

We should have cut Falone.

unknown 2:06:03

Bro.

SPEAKER_04 2:06:04

That's Bryce Dallas Holland. That's why I love that woman right there.

SPEAKER_01 2:06:06

She always posts pics like that. She knows. She's like, I know I got a butt. I know it.

SPEAKER_03 2:06:10

Alright. Final one. Sat her dance influence. Final one. It is eight total. You're keeping four cutting for. He put her on there. Star Wars Rogue One.

Keep Or Cut The Movies

SPEAKER_03 2:06:28

Movies? Oh. There's only eight of them out of the twelve. Oh. Twelve. Rogue One's arguably one of the best Star Wars movies we've had in recent years.

unknown 2:06:39

Fuck.

SPEAKER_03 2:06:40

We're keeping it. Gotta keep. We gotta keep. I put my head down, I'm gonna think better. Episode two, Clone Wars. Oh fuck. In terms of an overall movie, it might be a cut.

SPEAKER_02 2:06:54

But no. You're cutting Order 66?

SPEAKER_03 2:06:57

That's Revenge of the Sith. That's a Django is heavily featured in two, and I don't want to cut Jay. But overall, the movie.

SPEAKER_01 2:07:08

No, I still take Attack of the Clones over the sequels. God, Attack of the Clones or Force Awakens. That's close, boy. Oh, that's close. What you thinking, Jay? I'm too torn here to make a rational decision.

SPEAKER_03 2:07:22

Don't you make a joke about me and rational decisions either. Sure, Henry Cavill. Son of a bitch. Jay's torn too. He's like, it's not a bad movie, but fuck.

SPEAKER_06 2:07:37

It's four and four. We only made one fucking decision so far.

SPEAKER_04 2:07:44

Thing.

SPEAKER_03 2:07:46

What is coming?

SPEAKER_04 2:07:47

Keep. Cut.

SPEAKER_03 2:07:49

I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 2:07:50

Those are literally, there are literally. Give us some hesitation between the choices. Can't think when you throw it at me like that. Cut.

SPEAKER_03 2:08:01

We will cut. Reluctantly.

SPEAKER_04 2:08:03

I'm sorry, Django. We will cut. Where's the fucking director board? Cut. Last Jedi. Cut. Cut. I don't have to say.

SPEAKER_03 2:08:16

Return of the Jedi. Keep. Yes. Okay. Okay, it's not so bad as a farm. Phantom Menace. Two and two.

unknown 2:08:27

Damn.

SPEAKER_02 2:08:29

No, the problem is he's gonna put some fucking poopy sequel trilogy in there, and I'm gonna be cut the tack of the clones and Phantom Menace for some poop.

SPEAKER_04 2:08:39

Poop-poopa.

SPEAKER_01 2:08:44

Keep? Oh, that means he's gonna be backing us into a corner here. He might say revenge of the Sith or some shit.

SPEAKER_02 2:08:50

Fuck. We backed ourselves into a corner already. I'm gonna have to back it up.

SPEAKER_06 2:08:56

No, you're not Bryce.

SPEAKER_03 2:09:02

What did you say keep? Band of Menace?

SPEAKER_06 2:09:05

Yeah, well, I got the soundtrack.

SPEAKER_03 2:09:07

Fine, we'll keep Darth Maul. We're gonna keep Darth Maul. There we go. We got one keep left. We gotta use that sparingly. How many cuts we got? Two or three? Two. Two cuts, one keep. Okay. Three movies left. Force awakens.

SPEAKER_00 2:09:20

I ain't keeping it.

SPEAKER_03 2:09:22

I can't do that. We're gonna have to cut.

SPEAKER_04 2:09:23

I can't do that in the city.

SPEAKER_03 2:09:24

We got one in one. Here we go.

SPEAKER_04 2:09:27

This for all marbles. New hope. Episode four. The problem is it is a key, but if he put in a sis on there.

unknown 2:09:40

Fuck shit. Oh, give me mad.

SPEAKER_07 2:09:44

I won't give a shit if it's like this. The only one I chose. This final movie. I did not spin a wheel for this one.

SPEAKER_03 2:09:51

This one was going last, regardless of choice. I spun for the other seven.

SPEAKER_06 2:09:56

I told you to use a sign-off earlier.

SPEAKER_03 2:09:58

The movies that were not selected. Solo. Okay. Rise of Skywalker. He didn't select that poop.

SPEAKER_04 2:10:08

Oh god.

SPEAKER_03 2:10:08

Empire Strikes Back.

SPEAKER_04 2:10:10

Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_03 2:10:12

So there's two movies remaining.

SPEAKER_04 2:10:16

Those are the ones you didn't pick?

SPEAKER_03 2:10:17

Those are the ones that are not on the list whatsoever. The final movie not on the list is Revenge of the Sith. Are you just giving us the last two? Like the final movie that you are forced to cut. Mando and Grogu. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. New hope over that. We're okay. We did alright. We did alright.

SPEAKER_01 2:10:40

I liked Mando and Grogu, but you can't. He was teasing me because you know how much he said. You gotta keep a new hope. You gotta keep a new hope.

SPEAKER_07 2:10:49

Is there anything you change afterwards? You kept Rogue One, Return of the Jedi, Phantom Menace, New Hope. You cut Clone Wars, Last Jedi Force Awakens, Mando Grogu.

SPEAKER_00 2:10:57

It's not that bad.

SPEAKER_07 2:10:58

No. It's not that bad. It's fine.

SPEAKER_03 2:11:01

That's the only thing Dean will not recover from is cutting price down to You're a dick for that one, dude.

SPEAKER_06 2:11:09

You and I will say that.

SPEAKER_03 2:11:11

What? I knew it when you laugh. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_07 2:11:14

You didn't think that I would do it beforehand. You thought about it too late.

SPEAKER_03 2:11:18

You fucking forget that she was a Okay, one thing I w- You didn't even know who half the directors I said were. At least two of them I didn't. Did you say her names like directed three episodes? Still, I've liked every single one. I would never cut. I would never cut. If I knew.

SPEAKER_00 2:11:39

I never cut.

unknown 2:11:40

Never cut.

SPEAKER_00 2:11:42

Never. Where did I want to look? Oh, yeah, I remember what I want to look up.

SPEAKER_03 2:11:45

You wanted to look up like that so why did not?

SPEAKER_06 2:11:48

He did it already.

SPEAKER_05 2:11:49

I looked up a meme.

SPEAKER_06 2:11:50

You shouldn't go back there. Oh no. Ouch. Another half game back.

SPEAKER_07 2:11:58

I don't know. That depends on the

SPEAKER_04 2:12:01

Oh. Lost 11 to 3. Pitched.

SPEAKER_02 2:12:06

What do you what are we looking up now?

SPEAKER_01 2:12:09

No. You're looking up a meme. No, no, no, no, no. Because we always usually mention this. Because it's the money has been brought up. Mandarining Grover looks like it's going to open worldwide to 160 million.

SPEAKER_07 2:12:18

I was going to look Monday if that's about all I care about.

SPEAKER_06 2:12:20

We can't even trust.

SPEAKER_07 2:12:21

Because they're going to lie their asses off.

SPEAKER_06 2:12:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 2:12:24

Because they opened on Memorial Day weekend, so

Box Office Talk And Rotten Tomatoes

SPEAKER_07 2:12:27

they're going to lie and include Memorial Day.

SPEAKER_01 2:12:28

I'm just going off with Google shared. Because 160 million opening is not bad if it gets that. If it had because its budget was like 160. So it it made its budget back at least in an opening thing.

SPEAKER_07 2:12:39

That's not true.

SPEAKER_01 2:12:40

Well, its budget's 165 mil.

SPEAKER_07 2:12:42

Yeah, but it only makes half of that. Remember.

SPEAKER_02 2:12:45

I know. I'm just saying 165.

SPEAKER_07 2:12:46

It didn't make it. I'm just saying it didn't make its budget.

SPEAKER_02 2:12:49

If it makes 160 million, okay.

SPEAKER_05 2:12:51

If it legitimately makes that worldwide, then it's got a shot to be decent. It depends. I wanted to see.

SPEAKER_03 2:12:59

Well, it don't really. It has this weekend and it has a whole nother weekend until competition comes. Because backrooms ain't gonna fuck with fucking Vando and Grogu. Now He-Man and Scary Movie will.

SPEAKER_04 2:13:13

I think Scary Movie is gonna be a big hit. Low-key.

SPEAKER_05 2:13:17

What else did I have saved here? Oh yeah. I thought this was funny as hell.

SPEAKER_01 2:13:22

The uh Mando and Grogu currently has the fourth highest Rotten Tomato score, Rotten Tomato audience score of any theatrical Star Wars.

SPEAKER_05 2:13:33

Number one, Evember Strikes Back, 97%. Star Wars, that's probably a new hope, 96%. Return of the Jedi, 94%.

SPEAKER_01 2:13:44

Mandalorian and Grogu, 88%. It's over everything else. Overworld 1.

SPEAKER_05 2:13:51

Well, what is the lowest rated fucking The Clone Wars? Oh, a stupid animated movie that nobody cared about. Last Jedi, 41%. Okay. Like, my god.

SPEAKER_07 2:14:05

Yeah, once Summer officially gets Mando and Grogu is not gonna do very well.

SPEAKER_03 2:14:10

Well, you got that.

SPEAKER_07 2:14:11

You got Masters of the Universe, Scary Movie, Toy Story, Supergirl.

SPEAKER_01 2:14:18

And then the fucking fuck show of July. Well, Mando and Grogu will be pretty much done by the time Spider-Man rolls around, probably.

SPEAKER_00 2:14:26

Sure, that's August. But Spider-Man's gonna be fucking just get the fuck away.

SPEAKER_04 2:14:33

Get away. Why are you sending me mini goals done? Driving range done. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 2:14:42

But again, it has to make I think that's gotta make like four to five hundred million to be profitable.

SPEAKER_07 2:14:48

400 million, 500 million, 165 times two plus budgeting or plus marketing.

SPEAKER_03 2:14:55

So gotta make 330 plus to at least kind of break even. Going off our quick movie math that but oh boy.

SPEAKER_04 2:15:07

Oh no.

SPEAKER_00 2:15:13

I'm still not over that Bryce Dyles.

SPEAKER_07 2:15:15

Howard. You're never going to be.

SPEAKER_00 2:15:17

I'm still not over that. That's rough.

SPEAKER_07 2:15:19

We now have two evidences of you choosing something else over Bryce.

SPEAKER_03 2:15:24

The fuck was the other one?

SPEAKER_07 2:15:25

Henry Cavill.

SPEAKER_03 2:15:30

Hold on, hold on. When did he choose? He chose he he chose to see Henry Cabill and completely ignored Bryce. Oh Argyle.

SPEAKER_07 2:15:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:15:39

Henry Cabill!

SPEAKER_07 2:15:42

And you missed the person you love.

SPEAKER_03 2:15:44

Hey, Henry Cavill. What? So what? I want to offer him Warhammer minis. Damn it. I seen the picture. He looks so happy. Had me looking up Warhammer shit, like, what army would I be?

SPEAKER_00 2:15:59

What army would I be?

SPEAKER_04 2:16:02

Warhammer's just expensive, by the way, too. Like, Jesus! I don't know what's even looking at. I'm not looking up anything. I'm just scrolling. Just scrolling?

SPEAKER_03 2:16:17

Well, I mean, I I don't know what I mean. Scary movie in He-Man's probably next episode, even though we gotta work the magic of that one because we might have to do a double feature Saturday. Oh, because scary movie.

SPEAKER_07 2:16:32

According to my list, I'm not

Next Reviews And Wrap-Up

SPEAKER_07 2:16:34

even seeing them both.

SPEAKER_03 2:16:34

What? What do you say?

SPEAKER_07 2:16:36

One's gonna be after the week after, so I'm not even seeing them both. Twice? I mean, uh by the by three weeks after Worksure, I'll have seen them both twice.

SPEAKER_03 2:16:49

No, because uh originally we're like, oh, we can do He-Man will be the main podcast one. Me and Jay can maybe do a scary movie on Friday, but Matt also has heavy interest in it, and it's not like and it's a would be decent for the podcast, so it's doable, but we have to start at like one o'clock or like at one of two o'clock for the first one. It's doable.

SPEAKER_07 2:17:09

It is doable. Unless you do what you guys have been doing and come get me for Friday movie.

SPEAKER_03 2:17:15

Would we do that though? No, we wouldn't have oh, I see what he's saying.

SPEAKER_01 2:17:19

We just won't do a podcast yet. We'll have seen it together, but we'll do it soon.

SPEAKER_07 2:17:22

We won't do what we're doing in December. We'll just see. I'll just see.

SPEAKER_06 2:17:28

Doing what in December?

SPEAKER_07 2:17:29

Double podcast, double nights.

SPEAKER_03 2:17:31

When we get Dune and Doomsday. Jay's like, fuck, I gotta watch do the fuck are you doing to me in December?

SPEAKER_04 2:17:43

Vacation.

SPEAKER_03 2:17:45

I don't have any. Not by December. I've got a bunch. I'm off for Christmas and New Year's. But we have Thursday, Friday off for both, so it's not as bad as that fucked up shit last year.

SPEAKER_04 2:17:59

Oi, oi, oi. Well, if we if we're for that week. What?

SPEAKER_06 2:18:05

Sorry, boys.

SPEAKER_07 2:18:06

Yeah. For that weekend, if we do scary movie on the Friday, where it's the shorter movie and we're not there all day.

SPEAKER_02 2:18:12

Some off by seven, so we can see.

SPEAKER_07 2:18:13

And I'm home.

SPEAKER_03 2:18:14

Yeah, we can do an eight, nine o'clock or something.

SPEAKER_07 2:18:18

We just won't do it.

SPEAKER_03 2:18:19

And then we do the longer, probably, movie in He Man Saturday. We don't, but I do want to see Scary Movie all together because we don't see comedies enough together. We don't we rarely do.

SPEAKER_04 2:18:29

So we do have a top 10 comedies list yet. Did we? I I swear to God.

SPEAKER_03 2:18:37

We talked about it. I don't know if we ever actually did the comedy bit. I don't know. What was our what comedy movie were we waiting for that weekend? I'm trying to remember if we did it or not. We talked about it. I know. I know we've talked about it. I know we've talked about it. Jay, do you have dates? Do you have dates of episodes?

SPEAKER_01 2:19:02

Because we did do it. It's right here. It's in my notepads. Top 10 comedy. So we did do it. We did top 10 comedy. Hold on.

SPEAKER_04 2:19:09

I don't understand why everyone.

SPEAKER_03 2:19:11

October 19th, 2025. What came out? 2025. Yep.

SPEAKER_01 2:19:18

I made the note on October 19th, 2025. So it was something in 2025.

SPEAKER_07 2:19:23

Well that we were talking about doing it, but I think we didn't do, but then Jay canceled on the movie. I don't know if we actually did it. I swear we did it.

SPEAKER_06 2:19:32

I swear we did it. My top 10 comedy list comes on. Would you fucking stop with the ad?

SPEAKER_04 2:19:36

I don't know why this does that.

SPEAKER_05 2:19:42

Because it's not in my list.

SPEAKER_06 2:19:45

October 18th, 2025 is what I've got.

SPEAKER_01 2:19:49

I got October 19th, but that's just when I did it on my notepad. I swear we I won't I need I'm wondering what movie.

SPEAKER_07 2:19:55

Well, the October movies for for last year were Good Fortune, Chainsaw Man, Now You See Me and Bogonia. None of those were comedies. Good fortune, kind of was. But I don't know if we did it off of Good Fortune.

SPEAKER_02 2:20:08

We could always it might be different.

SPEAKER_05 2:20:10

We can always do a remix of top 10 comedies again, even if we did it. So it's not like it's whatever. We could always do a remix. I wouldn't use the same list. I'd maybe use different ones.

SPEAKER_06 2:20:19

It was good fortune.

SPEAKER_03 2:20:20

It was good fortune.

SPEAKER_06 2:20:21

It was, yeah. Okay. Because our only other options were Blackphone 2, Tron Ares, Regretting You, Roofman, and After the Hunt.

SPEAKER_02 2:20:29

Did Matt go see Good Fortune, Gross?

SPEAKER_07 2:20:30

Apparently did.

SPEAKER_02 2:20:31

Yeah, apparently. Yeah, we did. Because we were making fun of my life.

SPEAKER_03 2:20:37

Outside of how we normally do.

SPEAKER_06 2:20:40

It was too ironic as well.

SPEAKER_03 2:20:44

Alright. Well, I guess that's ended here. Next episode will be scary movie. Scary movie and scary movie six, technically, even though they're not really marketing as well. I want to have the power. And he man. Alright. Good night, everybody. May the fourth force be with you.

SPEAKER_07 2:21:00

Nope, we're three weeks past that. You can't say the main force.

SPEAKER_02 2:21:04

Bryce left you. Oh.

SPEAKER_00 2:21:07

How we cutter.