Is A Nintendo Cinematic Universe Actually Inevitable

 A movie can be “fun” and still start a fight in the group chat. We go deep on our Super Mario Galaxy sequel review, including the stuff that works ridiculously well: bright animation, nonstop Nintendo references, and that addictive theme park energy that makes you forget you ever asked for a complicated plot. We also push back on the loudest criticism, because “no story” is not the same thing as “no purpose,” and Mario has always been built on momentum, gags, and iconic worlds. 

Then we widen the lens into full Nintendo cinematic universe speculation. If Smash Bros is the endgame, how do you realistically introduce Star Fox, Metroid, Captain Falcon, and Zelda without breaking tone? We toss around villain ideas, casting worries, and why some franchises adapt easily while others are hard to translate. The talk spills into trailers too, from Masters of the Universe reactions to Supergirl budget chatter and Spider-Man Brand New Day rumors that have us reading every frame like detectives. 

We also hit the real world side of being a fan in 2026: streaming services getting more expensive, platform mergers, and anime availability headaches. To finish, we play a chaotic blind ranking game with video game legends, female superheroes, and MCU vs DC importance picks that feel personal when the list locks in. If you like movie reviews, nerd culture debates, and friends roasting each other with love, hit play, subscribe, share the episode, and leave a review with your hottest ranking take. 

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SPEAKER_06 0:13

Hello, uh, welcome to the Night Fallsville podcast. Super Mario Galaxy Review Edition.

SPEAKER_12 0:18

You forgot the other half.

SPEAKER_06 0:20

I am not gonna mention Durhander. I hope pronounced it right. Probably not. Probably not. We're probably butchering that. I apologize. Anyone in India. Apologize, but India and Pakistan. Apparently.

SPEAKER_01 0:38

I'm spelling it wrong because I don't even know how to spell it.

SPEAKER_06 0:40

You couldn't do it for the lights like D-H-R. Got it. The revenge. I'm pretty sure it's gonna be Durunder. Durunder. Yeah, okay. Durinder.

SPEAKER_09 0:52

Do completely use the wrong accent for that one.

SPEAKER_06 0:57

Completely different spectrum of movies. Kinda funny.

SPEAKER_01 1:01

Jay was like Durundur.

SPEAKER_06 1:03

Durundur.

SPEAKER_01 1:04

Durundur. Durunder.

The Four Hour Movie Problem

SPEAKER_11 1:08

I'm trying to like get that Indian accent in my head to you doing that. No, no, no, no, no. Don't do it. Don't start singing a song. I mean, one of us is gonna get stuck.

SPEAKER_00 1:19

Well, that was just a balls to the wall action fest. You gotta read subtitles, but I highly recommend it. That's that's that's just a balls to the wall action fest. For anime fans, it's not a problem.

SPEAKER_01 1:29

This is true. Well, I forgot that.

SPEAKER_02 1:31

Yeah, but you also have to be able to sit through like four hours of movie.

SPEAKER_06 1:34

Holy fuck. I forgot that list upstairs. Where they tease you about an interval that never actually comes. Well, go get that one break. I keep thinking I'm gonna get a break and then aw, good on break. Most of mine are done. Break. Oh shit, here come this break.

SPEAKER_09 1:48

I teased him like six different times at the end when it was in chapter six. Here we go with chapter seven. No, they don't. Oh, chapter seven, I swear.

SPEAKER_06 1:57

Chapter six or seven after. I got oh man. Matt, I didn't expect this, but we're stuck in the movie. What do you mean stuck in a movie? We were being held hostage by a movie.

SPEAKER_01 2:08

Because you two can't look up movie times before you buy them.

SPEAKER_06 2:11

No, it did it said three and a half hours and it ran longer, or it didn't start.

SPEAKER_01 2:16

Is it the move time gonna come for the opening fucking credits?

SPEAKER_06 2:19

No, it doesn't.

SPEAKER_01 2:21

Which is an additional 15 to 20 minutes.

SPEAKER_06 2:25

Well, well now we know. It got the 15. You should have known going into the movie. I think so damn smart sometimes. Oh, I tie that perfectly, me looking at my phone. Wait a minute. What's going on here?

SPEAKER_07 2:38

Times is not sing up. Sure.

SPEAKER_06 2:43

They did for Mario. Well, that did work out good.

SPEAKER_01 2:47

Me and Jay on on way to gay you.

SPEAKER_06 2:51

Yeah, I I typed that fast. Technically, it's me and Jay on way to gay you. And then Matt kind of had a singer, and I did appreciate it. I don't want to be gayed by you. I don't want either of you to me. Didn't you weren't just talking about yourself.

SPEAKER_11 3:14

You did work with First Shift today, and you had all your boys, so you had the gay energy.

SPEAKER_08 3:19

Yeah, that's right. My response was it's coming from you, so ha ha ha ha ha.

SPEAKER_06 3:24

Well, Super Mario Galaxy. Very fun movie. Ignore the no story crap. I gotta disagree.

SPEAKER_08 3:33

It's not no story, it's a very minimalistic story.

SPEAKER_00 3:36

I still enjoy it though.

SPEAKER_11 3:38

I gotta I don't eh, it's hard to say. I don't I'm not saying it's I'm just saying, like I said, the the joke of the movement is the princesses in another castle.

SPEAKER_06 3:49

It's they literally did it. Yes. That is the running joke. Like I said, I like to see reviews. I like to set up the map from the game, for fuck's sake. So most of people critiqued the story, but still enjoyed the movie. They just critiqued the story.

SPEAKER_01 4:04

I enjoyed the additional game elements we got.

SPEAKER_06 4:07

Do a barrel roll! They threw like what, twenty different fucking games at us? Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 4:14

Mario maps with Mario flags is planning on having Mario World 1, 2, and 3. Via that. You got Pikmin. You got Oh, the that entire airport was basically just Yeah, that was just Smash Brothers.

SPEAKER_01 4:33

The director of Nintendo wants to put Pikmin in everything. He's just slowly, he said he's just slowly putting Pikmin in everything.

SPEAKER_11 4:39

I'm surprised we didn't get the uh what what the hell are they called?

SPEAKER_07 4:42

The the ice climbers in the background somewhere. I know who you're talking about. I'm waiting on a dream world movie though. That way I can get on his nerves. Hey, look, it's kitty. Giant ass penguin. Can you get the thing to your mouth?

SPEAKER_05 5:09

Oh my pill capsule? Yep. It's just the right size for him. That's that's asteroid.

Smash Bros Dreams And Villains

SPEAKER_06 5:17

There's no video, so I don't anything about length. Shut up. Uh-huh. Excuse me. Let's see.

SPEAKER_01 5:31

Let me look at uh Is that bigger or is that smaller bigger or smaller than Jesse's toe?

SPEAKER_06 5:39

We're looking at you, man. Jesse's toe was probably probably shorter, but it was a little girthy. Why are you making me say this though? Why? Because you're tired of it.

SPEAKER_08 5:49

It's a running joke on the podcast?

SPEAKER_06 5:52

You're tired and we can't get you to say anything. No, I'm just looking at a I was curious. I'm looking at a fucking the roster? We got Rob. I'm looking at a Smash Bros. fucking roster.

SPEAKER_00 6:06

Out of the original. Oh, not including Pokemon. I gotta stop looking at that one. That's a bunch of lot of new people on. I gotta stop at that.

SPEAKER_01 6:12

You're looking for the original.

SPEAKER_06 6:13

What was it? Like 10? It was 10?

SPEAKER_03 6:16

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_06 6:17

I thought it was eight originally. Which ten. Luigi, Mario, DK, Link, Samus, Captain Falcon, Ness, Yoshi, Kirby, Fox, Pikachu and Jigglypuffer.

SPEAKER_05 6:30

For a mission shopping. It's bigger than I thought.

SPEAKER_06 6:34

I guess it's 12. Was Jigglypuffing a Pokemon in it? Yeah, well, Pikachu and Jigglypuff are the original two.

SPEAKER_01 6:42

Fucking Jigglypuff.

SPEAKER_07 6:43

They picked Jigglypuff! Huh? Off of Gen 1, man.

SPEAKER_05 6:49

It's not the original.

SPEAKER_06 6:53

Smash Bros. has that history of legendary fucking guest characters, though. Uh shit. Solid Snake was a guest character.

SPEAKER_09 7:01

One, two, three, four. We're missing seven. Four. For the original cast.

SPEAKER_06 7:07

For the original cast? He just missed the original cast, I thought.

SPEAKER_09 7:09

Kirby, Link, Samus, Pikachu.

SPEAKER_07 7:12

Captain Falcon.

SPEAKER_05 7:14

They run lock holes. I got that picture and Captain Falcon's there, so it was.

SPEAKER_09 7:22

Oh, what the fuck was his name? Ness, Ness?

SPEAKER_06 7:24

Nessa, Nessa's there. I've seen it off the corner. Nessa's there. Well, yeah, I think I think that's probably what they want to build to. It'll be a little bit, yeah, because they still.

SPEAKER_12 7:35

How the fuck are they gonna do Master Hand?

SPEAKER_06 7:38

He's the villain.

SPEAKER_10 7:40

Yeah. Like so far, their concepts of villains and how they're incorporating every world is working.

SPEAKER_08 7:50

There's gonna be somebody behind the scenes and Mr. Hand is gonna be the final boss. It's just gonna be the Wizard of Oz. They're gonna wizard of Oz it.

SPEAKER_11 7:57

They're gonna wizard of Oz it.

SPEAKER_12 7:59

I guess somebody's gonna be controlling that.

SPEAKER_05 8:02

Yes.

SPEAKER_09 8:07

Oreo. Oreo. Wild Luigi because he's pissed because he's never in any fucking games.

SPEAKER_06 8:15

It'd be it'd be fun.

SPEAKER_01 8:16

Like I said, I think they're build- I think they're building to it, but they got a you need a Zelda, you need a Zelda movie, which is not hard to do, I guess, but absolutely the Zelda movie is the fact that they're making a live-action one.

SPEAKER_06 8:30

Oh yeah. Yep, I forgot about that. And I think someone had told me a problem, a little bit of a problem with a Metroid game is there ain't much talking.

SPEAKER_01 8:43

So yeah, but you're gonna have her talk more than F Caster.

SPEAKER_06 8:48

Yeah. Oh fuck. Fun game, classic games. Classics. I gotta give the Mario a movie.

SPEAKER_09 8:59

We have Star Fox now.

SPEAKER_08 9:05

That'd be the easiest way to introduce any other character any other space characters.

SPEAKER_01 9:09

It would be That's how you get Metroid, and that's how you get Captain Falcon.

SPEAKER_11 9:13

Metroid would be the easiest to tie in.

SPEAKER_01 9:15

And Captain Falcon.

SPEAKER_09 9:17

Captain Falcon was more a racer though. Who had fighting scenes for some reason.

SPEAKER_07 9:24

I'll never need to start that fucking game.

SPEAKER_05 9:30

Falcon, but Mario is the easiest way to get Kirby. I don't know how you're gonna get Link. Oh god.

SPEAKER_12 9:41

That's where he actually switches timelines in the world.

SPEAKER_05 9:48

Timelines was Tom Holland's gonna be a Link, isn't he?

SPEAKER_06 9:52

I'll fucking cry. Kid Link? I don't know. Tom Holland's Link, you're gonna cry?

SPEAKER_11 10:01

Like, so what is Zala?

SPEAKER_06 10:03

Not cry with sadness or anger, just like, God, he's in everything. Now he's Link. He's taking a break. What the fuck? No, Tom Holland couldn't be Link. What do you want him doing in the entire movie?

SPEAKER_07 10:13

Yeah!

SPEAKER_06 10:16

I'd cry if he has to go to the village where he gotta be a chick, I'd cry. You're like, no, no, Dean. The jokes would never stop.

SPEAKER_12 10:27

He's already dressed up and did umbrella, so.

SPEAKER_07 10:29

Yep. Oh my god. I don't know. Cast Samus.

SPEAKER_00 10:37

Voice-wise? Yeah. I don't know. I thought of it.

SPEAKER_01 10:40

You gotta be a little bit of hyper because you can't. That's one I can't see Scarlett Johansson doing.

SPEAKER_07 10:45

Her voice her voice is a little lower. I know who.

SPEAKER_05 11:02

Maid. Maid? I I just the name here.

SPEAKER_03 11:09

You're like Main. Maid.

SPEAKER_07 11:16

Sweeney.

SPEAKER_03 11:17

Sydney?

SPEAKER_06 11:18

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 11:20

Hi 50-50. I could see it, then I'll also could. Then again, I'm not great with thinking about voices that much, unless it's like an obvious and obvious pick. I don't think there is obvious picks.

SPEAKER_09 11:33

No, but if you're doing the way they are they have been doing, fucking Mario, and picking those, you know, class acts for female voice.

SPEAKER_08 11:42

I mean they're doing the same thing with the Sonic stuff, so it's Yeah, that's not wrong. Yeah, Kristen Bell is Amy.

SPEAKER_11 11:49

Okay, they didn't start out that way because the comedian they chose for Sonic's voice threw me off at first. But he has grown on me since the first movie. Because he just captures that personality.

SPEAKER_01 12:02

And technically they've only been getting main actors for the additional characters, because I the only one I don't know is Tails.

SPEAKER_00 12:11

That voice actress? Yeah. Who does it? Yeah. Colleen O'Shaughnessy. You you've She's done a lot, she does a lot of anime and stuff.

SPEAKER_06 12:18

Yeah, but they didn't do that for Knuckles and Tales in a lot of the games, too. For some reason, they kept that one the same. Yeah. But then you got when you got Idris and Keanu. Idris is a beautiful cast for Knuckles. Oh, my Victory Cherry!

SPEAKER_10 12:36

You just love the way he portrays them too.

SPEAKER_06 12:39

Victory churry. The fact we're actually getting a season two of that, too. I'm mad because frickin' you see the f Sonic, I love Sonic so much, but the comments kill me on if you go to like the trailer for Doomsday, the little snipper X-Men when you see Cyclops, there's fucking comments. Hey, it's Donut Lord! I've done it to you.

SPEAKER_10 13:04

He questioned me, who the fuck is Donut Lord when I sent it to him, and he's like, You're an ass.

SPEAKER_01 13:10

He loses track of people.

SPEAKER_06 13:12

Oh, that fucking that Cyclops was also fucking fuck. Then I put two oh yeah. Yeah. You I kind of put people to one role when I think of Marsden. It's like they did.

SPEAKER_01 13:27

To be fair, he didn't recognize the only time Cyclops didn't have his eye eyes open for him to recognize him is in three.

SPEAKER_12 13:39

Only because he almost died. He did die in three.

SPEAKER_06 13:42

Yeah, he did. And he got Gene killed him. Oh, we're talking about two different threes here. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 13:48

I was thinking about Sonic the Hedgehog 3. Oh. You die in that one. He uh No, unfortunately, no one actually dies in the Sonic movies.

SPEAKER_06 14:02

I gotta give him credit. Mommy Owl dies. You know one thing I gotta give the Mario movies credit for? They're such great-looking movies, though. They do really good animation. Only after fucking getting at. Oh my god. He was giving Sonic movies credit, weren't you? No, he was giving Mario. Sonic's good too. Sonic's good too, but I don't know which studio does Sonic.

SPEAKER_05 14:30

The fans.

SPEAKER_06 14:31

Well, remember it's the same studio that almost gave us that humanoid Sonic that's when everyone bullied them into saying, okay, we won't do that.

SPEAKER_09 14:42

They do really you know the The Mario movies did do really well on like skin textures. Even hair, for that matter.

SPEAKER_07 14:53

They did, they did. Original film theson.

Streaming Wars And Rising Prices

SPEAKER_06 14:56

Via Paramount. Yeah. Paramount, yeah, because all the movies usually go to Paramount Plus. Well yeah, Paramount. Soon it'd be HO Paramount. Gonna be what? HBO Paramount. HBO Paramount. Did they merge? Are they gonna merge? That's the that they're still waiting for that finalization to go through, but that's the longer Max and be more useful. And vice versa, maybe. Netflix backed out. Because fuck it. I heard Netflix gonna raise prices again. I'm like Oh, they they are. Bro, you already like almost 20 bucks, bro. Yup. Seriously? I don't want you stuck. Stop it! Then you got my Crunchyroll staying at a nice respectful$8.

SPEAKER_02 15:39

Thank you. For now. Until they acquire every other anime network out there.

SPEAKER_06 15:44

They're slowly like, I dive, you want to deal? Me. I live fucking high dives on fucking life support. They've always been on life support, though. That's fine. You'll be on life support, but crunchy roll, you leave Mike Chain Soldier alone, you leave it alone. You leave it alone. Leave it alone. I love that show song. Leave alone. Because they deal with the same studios. The funny thing, Crunchyroll don't have everything. Like Akamega Kill is not on Crunchyroll.

SPEAKER_00 16:12

There's a there's a there's there's a few weird things on there. Back and forth. They kind of but like I said, then Crunchyroll has Monopoly. They own all anime then. Ha ha!

SPEAKER_11 16:24

And then who owns Crunchyroll? Sony. We don't need anyone studio to have a monopoly on.

SPEAKER_06 16:29

Then Sony has anime.

SPEAKER_11 16:31

The only good thing that comes out of that company having monopoly something is a combined universe.

SPEAKER_01 16:37

Reincarnated as Dragon Hashling is an uncrunchier roll, right?

SPEAKER_06 16:42

Nope, that's high dive.

SPEAKER_00 16:43

Yeah. I found that on high dive.

SPEAKER_06 16:45

Because I was looking for it. I'm like, Matt told me to watch this.

SPEAKER_01 16:47

It was said it was on Amazon.

SPEAKER_06 16:49

Amazon may have it too. I searched on high dive and I was like, I only on Amazon because of high dive. But no, my mystery.

SPEAKER_09 17:00

Nope, but that would explain why I get two different types of episodes sometimes.

Anime Updates And Watchlist Talk

SPEAKER_00 17:05

Or one is locked and one is the go the ghost the ghost one you want me to watch is the top here. It's done. Yep. You're like, you can watch it.

SPEAKER_01 17:13

I'm disappointed in the ending. Tanya isn't scary.

SPEAKER_06 17:17

Ah. That's the one he wants me to watch. I'm a little disappointed in the ending.

SPEAKER_07 17:25

Slime just came back. I'm like, fuck!

SPEAKER_06 17:27

I watched it.

SPEAKER_01 17:29

I'd seen a I watched the sub.

SPEAKER_06 17:31

You want to know how much that bitch is on is gonna go for like 50 episodes. Uh-huh. Great. Slime. Rimmer is here to stay. Go away, Rimmer. I don't want you. Jay's like you lying.

SPEAKER_08 17:44

Put the video somewhere in between.

SPEAKER_06 17:45

You want him in your room. Oh my god. But like I said, I gotta I can cycle in, start cycling in the new ones because Fire Force is done. I'll never have to worry about that one again. It's done. But then here they're gonna reap Soul Leader now. Fuuuu.

SPEAKER_00 18:05

Oh yeah, Dr. Stone came back. I'm like, bro, enough, bro. Enough.

SPEAKER_10 18:09

Is that the last season a lot of?

SPEAKER_06 18:10

Yeah, that is this is the last batch. This is the last batch now. I don't know if you'd like Dr. Stone. JJ loves Dr. Stone. He loves Dr. Stone. He loves education shit.

SPEAKER_09 18:22

I might actually have to watch that now that it's he loves educational shit.

SPEAKER_06 18:26

Which was waiting on my Barbarian's Bride. Uh next one time next month. I think the ninth is when it comes out. Barbarian's Bride. That's another one. That one got delayed from winter of last year or two.

SPEAKER_12 18:44

Yeah, we were talking about that before.

SPEAKER_06 18:46

That's why it sounded familiar.

SPEAKER_01 18:47

I'm excited for Classroom of the Elite.

SPEAKER_06 18:50

That's one that that's most of the gigantic, not gigantic, but most of the big popular ones I have watched. That is one that is has a very big fan base I have not dived into yet, is Classroom Elite. Because a lot of people like Classroom of the Elite. That's the one I have not. I've heard mixed things though from people I talk to. It's like some people think I'd like it, other people think I might not like that one much.

SPEAKER_01 19:13

You're gonna have issues with it, but I think you'll like the main character. The the Ianakoji. Yep, the boot right. Yeah. You'll like him and his character. But in terms of how he interacts with everybody else, never apologize for being the smartest person in the room. And he is.

SPEAKER_11 19:36

It's almost becoming your slogan here.

SPEAKER_01 19:39

Slogan. Slogan. No, I'm this I'm the best manipulator in the room. The best manipulator.

SPEAKER_05 19:47

I can't deny that, but the way we act.

Mario Sequels And Spin Off Ideas

SPEAKER_06 19:49

Just wait till the game. Yeah. Just blind ranks. What we did last time. Oh. We could I asked him about a top 10, we couldn't think of one. Because it's a video game movie. We've done so many of those, we can't find them.

SPEAKER_08 20:03

No, the obvious one is Nintendo characters, but I don't have 10.

SPEAKER_10 20:06

The top 10 list could have been?

SPEAKER_08 20:07

What?

SPEAKER_10 20:08

Top ten anticipated Smash Brother characters.

SPEAKER_08 20:11

Well, we're not gonna get 10.

SPEAKER_10 20:15

You totally could have. And the problem so much possibilities of getting Easter eggs in that movie that they didn't take the opportunity to get bring up a good point. The same way that they did in Wreck It Ralph.

SPEAKER_06 20:30

And the problem with Nintendo is I wouldn't be as passionate. I'm I I I really try to make decent top tens, and I wouldn't be really passionate or care too much about the Nintendo one. I like Nintendo, but I don't love it. There's not your boy shows up in Smash Bros. Snake does, yes. But he's not Nintendo, so I'm not gonna be fucking overly uh like Tommy's uh Smash Bros.

SPEAKER_08 20:53

throws in the side character Sandway Mortal Kombat does.

unknown 20:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 20:57

If I did you know who'd be on my top ten list for fucking Nintendo characters? I you'd see Chain Chomp on there.

SPEAKER_09 21:02

That's how that it that actually does show up as you'd see a Chain Chomp. Along with Piranha Plant for some fucking reason.

SPEAKER_01 21:11

They're funny. And my and my list for Nintendo characters is two and everybody else. I have two favorites and then everybody else. Star Fox. Star Fox is one.

SPEAKER_08 21:22

Yoshi is two. Star Fox is literally my Nintendo Switch avatar, and Yoshi is my go-to pick for Mario Kart.

SPEAKER_12 21:31

I'd like to see some Fire Emblem characters. Donald Glover getting paid.

SPEAKER_06 21:36

Ryan would be right there with you.

SPEAKER_12 21:37

Yeah, I'm gonna do it.

SPEAKER_06 21:38

He loves Marv.

SPEAKER_07 21:39

Yoshi. Oh fuck is his name. Little angel character Icarus. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 21:49

That'd be cool. I'm giving I don't think you could make that game uh into a movie or anything though.

SPEAKER_06 21:56

We really have no negatives, aren't we? Mario's a good fun movie. I think everyone have fun with it. It's fun and simple. You can here's a billion dollars.

SPEAKER_11 22:03

It's definitely gonna make money like it did before.

SPEAKER_06 22:06

Oh, it's already fucking gonna do good. It's already doing it, people anyone who thought it wasn't gonna do good, they don't have a brain. I'm like, come on. Oh man. Like, stop it. Now, now, movies that I know the first one did great, but movies that will floor me. Shit like Zootopia 2. Like, bro, why, bro? Jay, furries, bro. Good gooters.

SPEAKER_07 22:29

The Julie Hops, right?

SPEAKER_09 22:31

No, no, no, no. Call JJ out. Come on now. Security's in that fucking movie. Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_06 22:41

I'm over here watching that movie. I'm over here watching. She did it.

SPEAKER_00 22:47

The hip stone line.

SPEAKER_06 22:50

I'm over here watching that fucking movie makeover like 1.5, 1.6 billion money.

SPEAKER_10 22:56

It's utopia? It's still gaining money and it's already on Disney Plus. They just leave them bitches in theater.

SPEAKER_06 23:03

They make money, they just leave them in there. But you know. A bunch of different ways.

SPEAKER_11 23:14

Yoshi? Even waking up a dinosaur. Yoshi! And somehow we keep getting dinosaurs.

SPEAKER_10 23:23

Huh? So I just love that they put that dinosaur in her considering the last Mario game.

SPEAKER_06 23:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 23:33

I was not expecting to see Mr. Hat or whatever. I I still do not understand that concept. The hat being the power, turning other things into Mario.

SPEAKER_07 23:45

Are we gonna get the transforming crown at some point based on the way this is going?

SPEAKER_11 23:51

I would not fucking doubt it. Especially with how Bowser's character is being played out. Jack Black would probably love to play that.

SPEAKER_09 24:00

I don't know if they'd get a female to voice him, though, for Bowser.

SPEAKER_01 24:06

I don't know. I think it'd be funny if he if if it was Jack Black still voicing it.

SPEAKER_06 24:11

I think it'd still be funny.

SPEAKER_01 24:14

I wouldn't.

SPEAKER_06 24:14

I'd be so freaked out. I'd be so freaked out.

SPEAKER_12 24:19

And I have my reasons. Fuck you, internet. You're guilty too.

SPEAKER_10 24:26

Don't look at me like that. You're worse than I am. You take the crown.

SPEAKER_06 24:31

Yep, yep, yep. I enjoyed I enjoyed Rosalina flying around with her with her stuff with her cosmic. Say shit like that after what I just accused you of.

SPEAKER_01 24:41

Rosalina flying around?

SPEAKER_06 24:44

With her cosmic star blasts, considering who she's fucking voiced by. That was good. I like that. I already called it out when Mario got the last fucking stars, like literally being Captain Marvel right now. I enj I enjoy because Bree Larson's Captain Marvel is one of them complete 180 characters. I used to hate her. I used to hate. Now I'm like, oh, you're gonna be a to be a princess for you to like her.

SPEAKER_10 25:09

I'm not talking about Rosalina.

SPEAKER_06 25:11

I'm gonna tell you right now, the first Captain Marvel, I was I'm kind of whatever. I think The Marvels is actually a fun, good movie. I'm not gonna lie. The more I watch it, the more I'm like, why did this get hated so much? This is a fun movie. Seriously, that's one of them ones I've completely turned my opinion on. No, I I liked it when I first seen it, but the more you watched it, I'm like, this was a fun movie.

SPEAKER_11 25:31

Why'd everyone hate this? Probably because it was another one of those Marvel phased movies that led almost nowhere.

SPEAKER_00 25:37

Yeah, I guess. People don't like Brie Larson either. I'm like, what is why what is what I sometimes people's hate for people, I don't get. Like, what has she done? I mean, if she's done something, I think.

SPEAKER_11 25:47

That was completely political because she was another one of those that opened her mouth the wrong way.

SPEAKER_08 25:53

So I'm like my my more so issues were with the villain arc of the Marvel? Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 26:01

Yeah, no, it was a completely absent villain. The villa villain sucked.

SPEAKER_01 26:05

Villain sucked. The character's motivation was, oh, Brie was decided to be a dictator and eliminate someone's son. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 26:13

Wasn't she wasn't that she has entirely different ramifications. Wasn't the villain in Marvel? Wasn't the villain in Marvels played by Hilston? Wasn't that Hilston's wife? Yes, yes. You know what made that movie the the chemistry with the the three marvels in that was Kamalacong was it ramp not Rambo. Yeah, Rambo. Rambo and Br and Carol. I like that they're that made that movie really fun. But again, not uh not uh absent villains gonna and yes, Princess Carol was funny. I just like the fact that you I have the pop. Gotta have his pops.

SPEAKER_10 26:59

Wasn't it not long after that movie that she was announced to be in Mario?

SPEAKER_07 27:07

No. No?

SPEAKER_05 27:08

No.

SPEAKER_06 27:10

I still can't believe they just I didn't announce Bree until like the end of last year.

SPEAKER_11 27:16

Okay. I just found it ironic. Well, you become a Disney princess and now you're voicing a princess.

SPEAKER_06 27:23

I still can't believe that they just decided to show like Star Fox is in it. That was another weird criticism from people. That why did you show Star Fox? That would have been a nice surprise. Like a couple days for the movie. Star Fox.

SPEAKER_00 27:39

That might have been Glenn Powell's fault. Who the fuck already made him do it?

SPEAKER_11 27:42

Glenn Powell wanted the move money.

SPEAKER_08 27:45

I mean, he couldn't wouldn't be allowed to do that unless they said so. There you go.

SPEAKER_11 27:50

Either that or he already had the cosplay. He was about to post it on the net, and he's like, wait, wait, wait, we can do something else.

SPEAKER_01 27:56

Maybe they felt they had to do it because they invited him to the premiere.

SPEAKER_08 28:01

Why is Glenn Hall here? Why is Glenn Powell here? Why is Glenn Powell here?

SPEAKER_07 28:07

Who the hell is he voicing? He's voicing the stars. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 28:15

I think I I already made the joke. I already said in the chat like I've seen him in maybe ten movies and he's been a pilot in five of them.

SPEAKER_11 28:27

Glen Powell has a type. Was soon he also named tornadoes.

SPEAKER_06 28:33

That's one of the ones where he's not. Okay. Top gun, too. Hidden figures, he's a pilot. This calls shouldn't be. Oh, I'd see all the roles. Glenn Powell's a pilot. Yeah. Like he's a pilot in four or five of them.

SPEAKER_01 28:50

He's a pilot. He's a sp a pilot and astronaut in hidden figures. He's a pilot in Tom Cruise Top Gun, too. He's a pilot in the movie he did with Jonathan Majors. Running? He's not a pilot in running, man. He's a factory worker.

SPEAKER_06 29:05

Just a factory worker. I think I think Wario and Waluigi. He's the stockbroker.

SPEAKER_08 29:15

That gets that Bane smash that Bane smashes his head into the keyboard? And Hardy actually did it on accident.

SPEAKER_01 29:26

Oh yeah, that's right. The cool guy.

SPEAKER_09 29:30

Spy Kids 3D game over.

SPEAKER_01 29:32

And what do you know? He ends up being a stockbroker in how to make a killing.

SPEAKER_12 29:38

Is he a pilot in Expendable 3?

SPEAKER_05 29:40

I didn't know he was in Expendable 3.

SPEAKER_12 29:42

Apparently. He's credited for it if he knows his voice.

SPEAKER_06 29:50

Still, one of my favorite casts of all time was Brad Pitt as Keith.

SPEAKER_00 29:54

Ship's still legendary. Thorn.

SPEAKER_06 29:57

Keith. No idea.

SPEAKER_00 29:59

Yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 30:01

I don't even remember Expendable 3 that well. I don't either. I don't either. I remember four pretty well because they took its budget away. Oh.

SPEAKER_01 30:13

Oh, I'm thinking Incredibles when you said that. Expendables, yes, he's in Expendables 3 as one of the new guys that they hire.

SPEAKER_08 30:20

That Stallone hires. He's one of the new crew.

SPEAKER_10 30:23

I feel like you pulled a me, like you heard something in your. I heard it expendable and incredible. I did. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:31

Voicing in Incredibles.

SPEAKER_06 30:33

Ins he's an expendable. He's the guy in Expendables. In the new crew. The new crew. I'm curious what Mario will do next. It's gonna be third one.

SPEAKER_01 30:45

My brain was slowly processing, though. They didn't make an Incredibles 3. They only made two.

SPEAKER_06 30:50

It took them up. It was slowly. It's gonna be a while before if they do a three, because look how the gap between one and two. Fuck.

SPEAKER_01 30:57

It wasn't that big a gap.

SPEAKER_06 30:59

Mario Party. I died. Mario Party? What there's no story centered around fucking Daisy.

SPEAKER_01 31:06

They were already setting, they were already doing a birthday party.

SPEAKER_11 31:10

You son of it. You set it up.

SPEAKER_06 31:15

It's like not birthday party. I was expecting more games. Not the mini games. Oh my god. As long as you're not doing this the entire fucking time.

SPEAKER_05 31:25

He does it anyway. With a cylinder in his hand. At least it's not in his mouth.

SPEAKER_06 31:34

They already did kind of Mario Kart in the first Mario, so I don't know if they gotta touch Mario Kart again.

SPEAKER_01 31:38

And they brought in the dirt bikes for this one.

SPEAKER_06 31:39

Yeah, yeah, yeah. God, what is Mario Kart world? They could fucking be cheeky and doing sports games. Mario tennis. Mario Gulf.

SPEAKER_04 31:52

Oh Mario Soccer.

SPEAKER_05 31:56

Soccer would be the first one they do.

SPEAKER_03 32:02

Soccer would be the first one.

SPEAKER_05 32:05

Yeah. Yeah, I wonder what they're doing. Let's see, they did Galaxy. Bring that in.

SPEAKER_06 32:14

They never implement Haper Mario. Oh god. We see Baby Mario! Yoshi's Wally World.

SPEAKER_09 32:24

We could do a spin-off, a couple of spin-off movies. You got Luigi's Mansion, which everybody thought we were gonna get into the street. Everyone wants that. Everyone wants that.

SPEAKER_08 32:35

That could be just a strength to paramount thing.

SPEAKER_07 32:41

Listener damage. The fuck else was there.

SPEAKER_05 32:55

It's Yoshi's world would be the other one. Or he for some reason hooks up with Bruno.

SPEAKER_09 33:05

Oh my god. Which everybody else everybody was reminded that Birto was a villain in the beginning in this movie.

SPEAKER_07 33:17

Hey, you know who we need the third one? Like since they're Toadette.

SPEAKER_06 33:25

It's a bunch of dude toads. Where's Toadet? What does that fucking remind you of? Where's Toad? The fucking Smurfs. So who's gonna create the Toadette? You know what that? No, no. Don't bring up the Smurfs to me. That shit fucking.

SPEAKER_09 33:43

I'm fucking curious.

SPEAKER_06 33:44

No, don't don't bring up Smurfs. That's a whole nother topic. Smurfs will always fuck with me because I've read too many internet things about the Smurfs like. Communism? Yep. Yep. Always ruined. Anyone ever notice that all that top of Smurf where it's red and all the other Smurfs just do whatever the fuck he says? Communism. Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_07 34:12

Oh yeah. Papa Smurf.

SPEAKER_03 34:17

Oi oi oi.

Big Trailers And Skeletor Voice

SPEAKER_06 34:21

Oh man. Well let's see. I mean, we've had some we've had some trailers. We have had some trailers. There has been trailers. What'd you think, Jack? Hey, I can bring up the controversial one. Mass Skeletor talked. Matt didn't like it. Skeletor talked. Yeah, I said in our chat who he was trying to emulate. I didn't think it was actually bad, but I was surprised he didn't go he didn't do silly. He went tried to go more serious. Which what I was going to do. You scared everyone to do the cause he has the vocal cord to do it.

SPEAKER_07 35:04

He really does, doesn't he?

SPEAKER_06 35:08

I will uh no, they can stick it. And what he decided to go with was Grumpy Old Man. I guess he'll see you again. I'll see. Till we meet again, He-Man.

SPEAKER_01 35:22

And technically the one of the two names you sent, Hamels is just a variation of the Joker. That's just not a good reference. The other one is the n second.

SPEAKER_07 35:36

I'm talking in the way he spoke. You have the power. Too scared to use it. That wasn't deep enough.

SPEAKER_00 35:44

Well, like that, I'm not gonna go deep as yet. You're not you're not gonna go deep? Well, I do that, but not fucking shit. I don't even do it on first.

SPEAKER_01 35:54

Don't care if it'll hold choke on his chapstick.

SPEAKER_06 35:58

It's not big enough. I still think the movie I still think the movie's gonna be a good movie, though. It has bomb potential, I'm not gonna lie. It could bomb. But Matt Masters of the Universe? Oh, I think it could. Even Matt says he thinks there's a chance it bombs. The only reason it'll bomb will be the haters. I don't know if it's the haters. I worry more about fucking kids that don't know who the fuck E-Man is and ain't gonna give a shit. That's why I'm that that was my problem with the voice teacher. Not kids. Who is this movie made for? Not kids, younger people. Younger people. Not just kids, younger people, like the teenagers, and they don't know who the fuck E-Man is. Tell them motherfuckers.

SPEAKER_10 36:38

They know exactly who Skeletor is. Because of memes.

SPEAKER_06 36:42

Because of memes. And that's why they're gonna go see the movie. Thundercats would do fine. Because all the gooners would go see it.

SPEAKER_01 36:49

Did I remember this correctly?

SPEAKER_06 36:50

All the fucking gooners would love it. Yeah, then who would they have to cast as Panthor?

SPEAKER_01 36:54

Low. I mean I mean, luckily it's coming out at it's coming out at a time where it's gonna be fine.

unknown 37:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 37:06

It's got two weeks before Toy Story 5 comes out.

SPEAKER_06 37:10

I think it's gonna make just enough money before Toy Story comes out and ruins it.

SPEAKER_00 37:15

Oh Toy, oh what are you talking about? Oh, Toy Story's gonna come out and just go away. You go away. My money.

SPEAKER_01 37:21

It's gonna be competing with Super Mario for most.

SPEAKER_11 37:24

Which is bullshit considering what that Toy Story is about.

SPEAKER_01 37:28

Because the big movie that comes out before it is Mandalorian to Kroku. There's no way. That's all.

SPEAKER_06 37:34

That's speaking of, that's a good mini topic because I'm bringing a lot of the only reason I talked about Masters Universe bomb is I watched one of my YouTubers did a list. They yapped about a video, blockbuster movies of the year, and their chances to flop or not. Masters of the Universe was one of them. Mandalorian and Grogu was also a discussion because there's bomb potential for Mandalorian and Grogu. Matt agreed with it. Matt's like, there's flop potential for Mandalorian and Group.

SPEAKER_01 38:04

Because the last season of Mandalorian flop.

SPEAKER_06 38:08

So I had issues with that. Street Fighter was another one. And I'm on the fence there. Because their views for it flopping was because the trailer's so fucking stupid and wacky. And I'm like, that's what people want, though. It's not even a trailer. It's the teaser to show you all the characters. Yeah. There's no trailer for it yet. I have seen nothing.

SPEAKER_00 38:30

I've seen nothing but positives from the trailer from the comments. Every comment. Oh, this is stupid. I'm gonna love it.

SPEAKER_01 38:37

If they need if they can do the energy powers correctly, that movie's gonna be a cult classic instantly.

SPEAKER_06 38:46

So I'm on the fence with that one. I'm like.

SPEAKER_05 38:49

I mean, it shouldn't be too hard to explain qi powers. Doesn't mean they do it correctly.

SPEAKER_07 38:56

Yeah, Mortal Kombat's a very good example of that.

SPEAKER_06 39:03

Nolan the Mortal Kombat didn't even come up because that one's not gonna flop. I don't think Mortal Kombat flop. I don't know if it's gonna make ridiculous money, but I think it'll make money. So I don't think that's flopping. Odyssey concerns me a little bit because Nolan and his big dumbass budgets. Big budget. Which is not a bad thing, but then you gotta make a shit ton of money.

SPEAKER_08 39:26

And how long does the movie have to be to do the j do that story justification? It's gotta be over three. If you can make Offenheimer 245, you have to do this one at three minimum.

SPEAKER_06 39:39

Me and Jay. It's three hours, three and a half hours. Oh shit, we just watched one at three and a half hours. We good. Yeah, just don't tease us for the fucking interval again.

SPEAKER_07 39:50

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_06 39:55

They think Supergirl think will do fine, but I think it'll do okay, but I don't know if it's gonna be a big though. Superman isn't gigantic, which is ridiculous. I think people do not care about DC, man. It seems like DC is just around or over three hours is the early estimation.

SPEAKER_07 40:17

For Odyssey? Yeah. But there's nothing confirmed of anything yet. Well, I think it's gonna be worth it if it's four hours.

SPEAKER_10 40:31

Wait, isn't that one supposed to get more than the movie?

SPEAKER_06 40:33

No.

SPEAKER_10 40:34

No, it's just gonna be one.

SPEAKER_06 40:36

Damn. It could have been two if he did the Iliad first, but the Odyssey is the one everyone is, though. Odyssey, yes. But you know, you were so right about that. It's kind of weird that they started with the Odyssey first. The Iliad is if you want to know what the Iliad is, go watch Troy with Brad Pitt. I tell people that all the time. That's the Iliad. The Iliad's a story to Trojan War. That's like, what the fuck? What people do, I gotta explain that to be like, what's the Iliad?

SPEAKER_05 41:04

When was the last time we got a Troy movie? Wasn't that just with I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 41:10

Like early 2000s? The last one I remember was Brad Pitt's Troy, and that was there's probably another minor, so I don't remember nothing else big.

SPEAKER_00 41:23

I do not.

SPEAKER_01 41:26

Troy was 2004.

SPEAKER_06 41:27

Yep. And we're that early 2000 range.

SPEAKER_01 41:30

We have a Troy the Odyssey in 2017. Huh. That looks like it wanted to be a 300 spin-off of its own kind, and it got 44% on Rotten Tomato.

SPEAKER_09 41:43

Oh boy. Oh, I cannot. Huh? The last adaptation was an animated musical. Great.

SPEAKER_10 41:57

No, I have okay. Every time their songs come up, I end up just listening to them.

SPEAKER_01 42:02

I can't get into it. I tried. Ryan kept not trying to get me.

SPEAKER_10 42:07

I don't know what to me.

SPEAKER_06 42:08

There's something so catchy about it. I'm not I'm not either, but their songs are catchy. I'm not gonna I'm not generally a musical musical guy either. Unless it's has been a hotel. Then I am.

SPEAKER_02 42:25

Our last movie we went to was kind of a musical the way they played it.

SPEAKER_06 42:28

That was not a fucking musical. I use Bollywood. We're all musicals in a way.

SPEAKER_07 42:38

I looked oh my god. Oh fuck. Let's see.

SPEAKER_00 42:47

We talked about He-Man a little bit. I still think it looks pretty good. Skeletor voice, whatever.

SPEAKER_06 42:53

Supergirl looks good. You're just excited for mobile. They finally I'm like. Perfect. Perfect cast.

SPEAKER_01 43:03

I don't think she's owing John Wick enough for trying to kill the dog.

SPEAKER_06 43:07

Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, because that's the c that's the story from the comic, too. Her it's she's trying to cure crypto. Everyone. Crypto, like, he don't fucking die. Calm down, people. Twice. If James Gunn wanted to end the DC universe, he'd kill the dog. He'd kill it. That'd be the final nail in the coffin.

SPEAKER_10 43:29

But again, I just the only reason for him to do that is if they he knew he was getting fired. Alright, this is my last movie. I'm gonna kill the dog.

unknown 43:38

What?

SPEAKER_10 43:41

And he'd he'd for some reason pull in fucking John Cena for one last thing, scene too, and just ow.

SPEAKER_11 43:48

Just to fuck with everyone.

SPEAKER_01 43:50

Well, thanks. Thanks for bringing up Supergirl. That'll play into this.

SPEAKER_06 43:54

Supergirl is what is reported to have a budget of a hundred million? That's pretty low. That's not that might do fine then. I looked, it said reported to be around a hundred million rumored. Rumored, but if it's a hundred million, then that makes two fifty, three hundred. Mill, it's just kind of chilling. And it could do that. What?

SPEAKER_01 44:16

Probably. It's also not being marketed as heavily as Superman did. I don't think I've seen the trailer all that much.

SPEAKER_12 44:23

Yeah, they're actually doing better at that.

SPEAKER_01 44:25

Are you talking like TV? You don't I do you No, I haven't seen it in theaters enough as much as well.

SPEAKER_06 44:31

I don't know if I've seen that fucker once.

SPEAKER_01 44:32

I've seen it once or twice. Superman got overplayed.

SPEAKER_06 44:36

Yes. Here, so what look at Superman. Look at Superman. Wait, what was What did we just see? We just seen Spider-Man in theaters, the trailer. What was that attached to?

SPEAKER_01 44:46

It was probably two of the I think you saw in the They Will Kill You. That's where we just saw it. I think we did. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 44:52

I think so.

SPEAKER_01 44:53

Yeah. Is that already or not? It was one of the last two because Ryan saw it too.

SPEAKER_11 44:59

It's kind of horrible, so we can't tell anything.

SPEAKER_01 45:01

Well, I'm just saying because Ryan was asking who all the villains were, and I showed him your message.

SPEAKER_06 45:06

Because Dean was I was the DiCaprio meme for the trip. The only one we're still questioning.

SPEAKER_11 45:13

Who's that?

SPEAKER_08 45:14

The only one we're still questioning is the one that's hopping bodies. That's the only one we don't have clarification on.

SPEAKER_06 45:20

People say Jean Gray. People say Gene, but there's a new rumor that said Jackal, and I'm like, stop. Jackal doesn't hop bodies. They're saying they're gonna work his character so he has it. It was weird. It was fucking weird. I read, there's no way this is it. I mean, that's wacky, but there's no way. Because everyone says that's Keith David talking in the trail. I'm like, that's tombstone. I'm pretty sure that's tombstone people.

SPEAKER_00 45:47

What are you saying, Keith David?

SPEAKER_01 45:48

It sounds like Keith David.

SPEAKER_00 45:49

It does. It kind of does. I won't lie. I'm like, that's gotta be tombstone talking.

SPEAKER_01 45:53

But if it's the if it's the demon that I was referencing from the hand, it could be Keith.

SPEAKER_06 45:57

Could be the beast. That's also a possible. There's a lot of inner workings to that trailer, since that's the trailer I was gonna bring up next anyway. That's you know who he's actually voicing? Oh Goliath.

SPEAKER_12 46:11

It's a shoehorn in there for Disney. We're gonna go live action gargoyles.

SPEAKER_06 46:19

In my dreams. No, again, no one knows who the fuck the main villain in the movie is yet. Like, is it tombstone? Is it scorpion? Uh-huh. You know exactly who the main villain of the movie is. Fuck. Tom Holland. No. I was talking. No, no, they're not doing Mad Spider. I don't I don't see it. Are you sure they're not? Because Punisher's in it. They're teasing the whole Moreland line. No home. Oh my god.

unknown 46:53

What?

SPEAKER_06 46:54

No, they're not ready for all that shit. They're not ready for all that shit. He's fucking ready for that live action. Oh my god. No, I'm I I do hope Scorpion gets his moments to shine. No, because Michael Mando has been waiting to play him for fuck since that post-credit scene, and it's like. Hey, hey, it's fine. We no longer have vultures. Yeah, he's just last time we seen him was in Morbius. Oh. In that whack-ass credit scene that made no sense. Remember you and me watching Morbius. Deleto comes up a lot in our podcast for some reason. We could get him a guest. He'll be a guest or something.

SPEAKER_01 47:35

He mentioned Morbius and didn't do the dance.

SPEAKER_06 47:39

That's the best part of fucking movie. It's the best part of fucking movie. Yeah, in the underpants again. My God.

SPEAKER_10 47:47

Half naked, just underwear.

SPEAKER_06 47:49

Doing a dance. I think the Spider-Man Punisher banter is going to be gold in that movie. Our question is how much he's in the fucking movie.

SPEAKER_10 47:59

Punisher?

SPEAKER_06 47:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 48:00

I only want one scene. Green Hulk?

SPEAKER_06 48:04

Bugman, Peter, I remember you. That's what you want. We'll see what happens. I will get it.

SPEAKER_09 48:11

And if I do get it, it's gonna be some fucked up version of it.

SPEAKER_02 48:15

Some fucked up version. Where Peter and Punisher have to beat up on Hulk or some shit.

SPEAKER_06 48:21

I don't know where Hulk fits into that. Because Banner is in it, so Hulk will be.

SPEAKER_12 48:26

Or for some fucking odd reason.

SPEAKER_09 48:29

Punisher and Hulk have to team up on Spider-Man because he's turning into Man Spider.

SPEAKER_06 48:36

I mean, like I said, I am 90% sure Sadie Sink is Gene Gray. So Gene Gray's in there to do her fucking black wheel bullshit on Hulk if it's needed. Yeah, they're out. I think I like the fact that the hand is in there, that's cool. And I'm and I'm mad at Charlie Cox because they asked him, so are you in the um are you in Brand New Day? No. No. I'm I'm not. I'm not. You're lying. Me. You're lying. Stop this. I think everybody's lying until they aren't. You're lying. That fucking scene.

SPEAKER_00 49:14

Oh. I sent him this because it had me dying. It was an Instagram video of they're interviewing Andrew Garfield and they bring up the scene where the hands are jumping at him. And they're like fucking rockets.

SPEAKER_06 49:25

What are these circles here? That's like there could be characters there. And he's like, You guys are reaching at this point. I that's him. That's ridiculous. You guys think I'm gonna be in all now the rest of my life I'm gonna be asked these questions. Every spider movie, am I in it? Yeah, well, you shouldn't have lied the first time. I'm gonna be asked uh then you know what he ended the interview with? Just so you know, I never said I'm not in it. That scene whacked though in the trailer.

SPEAKER_00 49:53

I'm like, oh, there's someone else there. There's no way. It's Daredevil, there's no way that makes the most sense. Charlie Comment. Oh, you got none of you are in it, no one's in it.

SPEAKER_06 50:08

Movie's empty. Oh my god. Mary Jane having a new boyfriend? That's funny. Well, MJ, whatever you want to fucking. Didn't they tease his name? No. It's Paul in the lap. He's dead in the comics, huh? So he should die in the movie, it is Paul, right? That's how they introduced Carnage. Oh god. Oh no.

SPEAKER_05 50:32

Oh no.

Disney Live Action Fatigue

SPEAKER_06 50:32

Other than that, did we get any good any trailers besides them? Those are a big couple small movie ones, but nothing really. Those are the big kahuna ones. Spider-Man, Supergirl, and He-Man. Those are the Mortal Kombat's had a trailer forever or so has. It's got a bigger one now that's come out. A little bit more detailed, but not.

SPEAKER_09 50:55

We were showing trailers to my mom yesterday, and she was like, Who the hell did all this get announced? It's like for a while, Ma. A while. Dean had to show her the brand new day trailer and point everything out to.

SPEAKER_08 51:09

You didn't bring up the other tragedy trailer. Tragedy trailer. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_06 51:14

Oh boy. Moana. Oh. It calls me. Oh fuck. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_10 51:22

Let's see how we do it. His acting and voice acting are completely different.

SPEAKER_06 51:26

Uh-huh. So you can tell he could do stuff differently in an enclosed room. It was last game day when Ryan was like, Dean, they've shown what Maui looks like. It looks terrible. Look it up. And I'm like, oh my. It kind of does.

SPEAKER_07 51:41

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_06 51:42

It's like step one, having the rock have hair.

SPEAKER_08 51:45

Already, already bad. This is already bad. I understand why I I even explained it to him. I understand why his body looks weird. It has to, because you're giving the moving tattoos. I understand why that.

SPEAKER_10 52:00

The hair completely bad. Do you know what I see memeed more than the hair?

SPEAKER_06 52:04

Or his body? Uh-huh. The shark. The shark body, yeah.

SPEAKER_10 52:10

Why the fuck was always gonna look weird anyway?

SPEAKER_02 52:12

Why why would you change it? Why'd you change it to a hammerhead instead of the fucking bull shark thing that you had before? You're welcome.

SPEAKER_09 52:20

They're gonna do that.

SPEAKER_06 52:22

Oh my god, you're just waiting on it. I'm I'm just wanting to Disney's gonna have a hit or not, because they're their live action shit, such hit or miss. What's this is probably gonna be another Lilo and Stitch.

SPEAKER_01 52:34

Worth mid?

SPEAKER_06 52:36

Yeah. Wait.

SPEAKER_00 52:36

Oh, I can't say miss because Lilo and Stitch did not miss. It made a lot of money, but it was a result was mid.

SPEAKER_11 52:44

So for the people who actually love the movie, the original movie, they're gonna criticize it to hell. It's not that they're gonna hate it, but they're like, you should have done things differently.

SPEAKER_01 52:54

You mean they made character choices and nobody agreed with them.

SPEAKER_08 52:58

Well, very few people agreed with them.

SPEAKER_06 53:00

People they mailed the chicken. I'd never seen a pig in that trailer, though. People liked people liked Aladdin for the most part, which was Aladdin, people like the worst part of that was Genie. And Jay wasn't a bad genie. He was a good genie. Jay is someone I trust with that because it's a Robin Williams role, but even Jay said he don't think Will did that bad.

SPEAKER_01 53:24

Oh, he wasn't a bad genie, but he wasn't a great one.

SPEAKER_06 53:27

No, because it was Will.

SPEAKER_07 53:31

That's the problem. It's just you don't know. Even if the relationship was weird. That was that was a choice.

SPEAKER_06 53:41

Lion King did phenomenal money-wise, but that was that one wasn't hated because.

SPEAKER_08 53:45

The weirdest thing about Lion King is the animals talking.

SPEAKER_06 53:49

Animals look great. But that one was more of a myth. Mulan was hated.

SPEAKER_08 53:55

Well, that's that that's they made all the wrong choices in that.

SPEAKER_06 54:00

They didn't have Busu.

SPEAKER_08 54:02

And gave her qi powers.

SPEAKER_12 54:06

They really, really tried to bring the Chinese myth to life, but they I never watched it.

SPEAKER_06 54:14

I can't fully say, but they used a lot of neither am I. Oh, that's still one I have yet to fucking even try watching. And never will. I'll probably be forced to watch it. And the absolute cesspool of controversy Snow White was. I won't watch that. That's toxic movie's toxic. CG Dwarves? No, and I'm sorry, Peter Dinklich stupid ass. I used to really like him. Then he started with that one. Oh shut up, dude. I'm surprised I even watched his last movie.

SPEAKER_08 54:46

Toxic Avenger.

SPEAKER_06 54:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 54:50

I was kind kinda sorta a fan of the first one. Not that, you know, I liked it, but I was.

SPEAKER_08 54:55

Last movie I saw him in was Roofman.

SPEAKER_10 54:58

Yep. I was neutral. I guess I lied. I didn't really pay attention to his character in that movie.

SPEAKER_08 55:05

He was a piece of shit.

SPEAKER_06 55:06

Well, yeah. He was himself. I was kind of neutral on Dinklage's comments until all the other little people actors came out and said, fuck you, dude. We want these roles. So what the fuck you think we're gonna do? We're gonna get no other roles, and you're gonna fuck up the ones we can get? You fucker.

SPEAKER_12 55:26

Fucking Dinklage is sitting there acting like three of them are gonna team up to play one character.

SPEAKER_06 55:35

Oh god, it's fucked up of me to say now that I think about it. Still waiting on the fucking oh, I'm scared to death of that shit. The live action Hercules Disney wants to do it. Oh, I'm scared to death of that. Oh god. What the fuck? Can you imagine that? Disney, calm down. Just please. Just make your little Mandalorian and Grogu. Or don't. Or don't. You know what, Disney? Hey, you know, I swear to God, you wanna know what that board meeting was for Mandalorian and Grogu movie? I don't know. The last season wasn't well received. I don't know. Throw some money at it and put Grogu in it. It'll be fine. Just put Grogu in it. It'll be fine.

SPEAKER_10 56:22

Logic. Make the entire thing about Grogu.

SPEAKER_00 56:25

What?

SPEAKER_07 56:27

Make funny.

SPEAKER_06 56:28

Disney.

SPEAKER_07 56:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 56:33

He's the front and center for that trailer, dammit. Put Grogu doing cute shit in the trailer.

SPEAKER_08 56:39

Use every quote from an existing movie.

SPEAKER_06 56:45

John Favreau's, I think, directing it. I used to have faith in everything Favre does. Now I'm like, oh, I don't know, John. I don't know anymore.

SPEAKER_00 56:55

Talk about a show that went off the rails, Mandalorian.

SPEAKER_06 56:58

Cool, cool. Whoa, it's starting to get bad.

SPEAKER_07 57:04

Let's bring in Boba Fett, make him an absolute badass.

SPEAKER_06 57:07

Fuck yeah, amazing. I love this show. Oh no.

SPEAKER_00 57:10

Let's bring Mando in the in the Boba Fett show and steal his show.

Nostalgia Run Through Old Movies

SPEAKER_01 57:15

Oh no. What? Anya Taylor Joy pitches Nacho Libre 2 with Jack Black and wants to do it in Spa.

unknown 57:26

Oh no.

SPEAKER_02 57:26

Did they already make a translation for Nacho Libre just for Spanish?

SPEAKER_01 57:31

I think they did.

SPEAKER_02 57:32

Nacho!

SPEAKER_07 57:33

The whole point of that was to make it in English, though. As a parody. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_09 57:43

No, Nacho Libre should have a fucking kid who is trying to follow in his footsteps.

SPEAKER_06 57:50

Feels too close to Zorro.

SPEAKER_10 57:54

Which would fit perfectly. And I love those movies. You leave them alone. Zorro? Yeah. With Antonio Banderas?

SPEAKER_05 58:05

Zor. Yep. I know what you're talking about. The mask of Zoro. Make your underpants show. What you do already. The mask of Zorro. Oh my god. Mermaid Man. Mermaid Man.

SPEAKER_00 58:24

Think about so God. That's some glass from the past.

SPEAKER_07 58:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_12 58:30

I was surprised you the first thing that doesn't come to mind for you is a green-haired person.

SPEAKER_06 58:35

No, but I I think of Antonio Banderas. Then I go to Spikids.

SPEAKER_11 58:42

Him putting on the fake mustache. Flukes Fooglies.

SPEAKER_06 58:46

Or the fact that I still remember whack ass shit about the first minion.

SPEAKER_10 58:53

I swear that's where they got the name from. Maybe. Just because of how they spoke. Do you remember that? Well, that fucker with the hands on his head? Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 59:01

Oh fuck. That's Monk, and you respect him. I know. No one can ever be Tony Shaloub of Tony Shaloub.

SPEAKER_10 59:08

Well, as long as you don't blast his head off, so he has to regrow it again.

SPEAKER_07 59:15

Those were fun fucking.

SPEAKER_06 59:16

How many fucking movies are we gonna go through? Those were fun. I don't care. Spike kids were fun. One, two, and three. Then they got crap. Then I don't know what the fuck happened. They died. They original kids got to old. Did you say three was good? Game over? I laughed at it. It was fine. It was a fun guy. The fuck? He was the cool guy. Oh fuck. I could have sworn he was the cool guy.

SPEAKER_01 59:47

No, that was silver one. That was Elijah Wood.

SPEAKER_06 59:50

That was Elijah Wood? Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 59:52

Which one was fucking Glenn Polo?

SPEAKER_06 59:54

I don't know. You can't say Elijah Wood no more. I'm too used to him. Now I see a lawyer Satan's. I'm the guy is Elijah Wood. Jesus Christ. That was Elijah Wood. Wow, yep. I'm the guy. And he got one-shotted. My God. Yeah. You know what? You know one thing I remember about the first spy kids, for some reason it always will stick in my mind. When they go to the safe house and they put the little packet in the microwave and it turns into a fucking Big Mac meal. Who's Glenn Powell?

SPEAKER_10 1:00:27

Remember the little kid that had the long fingers?

SPEAKER_06 1:00:30

Yes.

SPEAKER_10 1:00:31

That was Glenn Powell. Get the fuck out. With the fucking goggles.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:41

Oh my god. Blast from the past.

SPEAKER_10 1:00:44

That's how fucking old we are. That's how old we are. I mean grew up with Glenn Powell and didn't even fucking. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:53

My reality check is still Raven being in Shanghai nights. That one's being You're shitting me.

SPEAKER_11 1:01:01

He's Charlie Chaplin. Oh god.

SPEAKER_08 1:01:03

That's still my that that after that, nothing phases me anymore. At least people have been acting since we were born, and I just accept it.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:12

A lot of that's still, yeah. So there's some roles that still kill me too. Fucking one of them, Matt. One of them, Matt. I just felt another gray hair pop in my beard.

SPEAKER_12 1:01:21

Thanks a lot.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:22

Matt told me fucking one while back that I had to think about it. God damn it, you're right. How much I love Vince Vaughn, Matt, Dean, he was in Jurassic Park 2. Thinks about it. Yes, he fucking was. It was a more serious role, so I'm not not serious, but he wasn't comedian Vince Vaughn. He did serious movies before the comedian one. Oh, what's another one? Oh, which which home alone was Scarlett Johansson in? Three. Yep.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:48

Alex slammed the toilet seat down on his thing again.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:56

Oh my god. You think about these these fucking roles, and that's like God, he has people have been acting since when we were young. What the fuck? What the fuck?

SPEAKER_05 1:02:09

Matt has I don't think there was any in this last movie that we seen, though. What? That we have been watching since kids. In the which movie?

SPEAKER_06 1:02:21

Mario. Mario? Chris Gordon's voice.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:26

Anya's the youngest. Yeah. Let me see.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:33

Like some old roles we don't frickin' remember. We don't remember them.

SPEAKER_08 1:02:39

I mean, your your best shot is did we see a movie with Brie? Was Brie acting as a kid? That's gonna be your shot.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:46

That's literally what I'm pulling up, right?

SPEAKER_01 1:02:50

Probably. That's gonna be that's gonna be your shot. Let me see.

SPEAKER_08 1:02:54

Otherwise, we're going too young.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:56

Donald Glover.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:04

Let me see.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:07

Oh fuck. I remember that fucking movie, Loki. Which one? Oh, I'm going through the first ones that I've seen. Um Brie Larson was in a movie called Hoot. Where little kids are protecting the owl.

SPEAKER_12 1:03:20

Nice.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:20

I'm like, yeah, I remember that.

SPEAKER_12 1:03:22

Dcoms. Right on track. That's right.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:27

She's right there with all the others. Scott Pilgrim versus the World. She was in that.

SPEAKER_09 1:03:34

Oh god.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:35

Yeah, no, yeah. Three Larson is one of them. Your brain didn't transition far enough, by the way, Jay. When you said when you're literally saying the movie we just watched and we were just talking about Glenn Paul.

SPEAKER_08 1:03:48

Your brain didn't transition far enough.

SPEAKER_10 1:03:51

Nobody else did. I was still on the same transitional thought. Transition. That's why I was just because you didn't follow where it went.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:05

I still can't get over that. Long-figured boy, Glenn Powell. Get the fuck out of here. Spy Kids 3D. Get the fuck out of here. That is fucking something.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:16

Nope. That is just something.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:22

Glenn Powell's next movie, The Great Beyond. November 13th, 2026. Oh, that's this fucking shit. I don't even know what that movie is. An upcoming science fiction fantasy film directed by JJ Abrams. Oh no, that's not. That's not Dean. Starring Glenn Powell, Jenno Ortega. Oh shit on there.

SPEAKER_09 1:04:42

Dean. What? The first movie that you typically heard Bree Larson in? Fars of the Penguins.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:52

Oh my god. Samuel L. Jackson is also in the Great Beyond. Oh boy. Uh oh. A Warner Brothers movie. Oh boy. Warner Brothers is Oh, Glenn Powell's done TV stuff too. Yeah. A decent amount. I'm going the opposite route. Somebody you wouldn't expect.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:31

Charlie Day endors endorses Danny Vito Danny DeVito to voice Wario. Oh god.

SPEAKER_07 1:05:38

No. I'm not for that. He could probably do it, but I'm not for that. Like, no. Too much quiet in this room.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:01

Well Matt has some blind ranks. Blind ranks? I mean we have the. I was waiting like we found a meme. We're about done. We're going down too many we're going down too many rabbit holes. Yeah. Which is fine, but I only have two. I have two. You have two what? I did two. Mine are tens, though, so it takes a little bit. I did I did video game character. Last time I did franchises, so this time I did characters.

SPEAKER_08 1:06:25

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:26

Just to go with the video game theme, and then I also did female superheroes. Marvel DC. Nothing else, just Marvel and DC.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:34

Okay. Well then you go first because all of mine is tied into superheroes.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:38

You're going to make us blind rank females. Superheroes. Yes. I am surprised that Matt's got a pen and paper, so he's good.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:47

Okay. I'm going to cross off my our ones and twos. Or do one through tens as we go.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:53

Let's see. Video game characters. Okay, Jay, ready? Hit me. Same system as last time. Okay. I'm going to start off with Link. Matt, Jay's like, what the fuck? What time are we doing with females? We're just doing video.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:09

Video game's female superheroes. There's two.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:12

I only did two. I couldn't think of a third one quick enough, so I'll just do the two. Matt's got a bunch. Out of five?

unknown 1:07:17

Ten.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:18

Or ten. We're doing ten. I do ten. This is ten's. Mines are fives.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:24

Seven. You want to go seven for Link? I was going to go with four.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:28

Well, it also depends on how you want to do the list. Do you want to do a consensus list of people? Because Link's pretty iconic, or your guys' list. That's always how you want to do it.

SPEAKER_10 1:07:36

I thought it was our own blind rank. I said seven. Well, that's fine. I don't know who the fuck you're going to put on this list, so. No. I can only make it worse.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:46

Can I move it up one to six?

SPEAKER_10 1:07:47

Sure.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:48

Okay.

SPEAKER_10 1:07:52

Six is a good twink number.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:56

Why? Cloud Stripe. I always put Final Fantasy on there. He does. Seven. They're iconic. Damn, Matt goes for Cloud. I thought he did that on purpose. I know. I'm fine with it. Matt's probably sitting there. I'm waiting for like two. Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_07 1:08:22

Did you catch the joke I was making? I probably didn't. Why would I put cloud seventh? He did? No, he didn't.

SPEAKER_10 1:08:33

Even after I said he did that on purpose.

SPEAKER_06 1:08:36

Yes! I was too busy staring at my list, planning the route I want to go, and I'm like, fuck. Let's see. Okay, let's. Oh, here's a good one. Kratos.

SPEAKER_07 1:08:50

Three? We don't know what the fuck else he's got. And he didn't say three or four. Four. You know why I did that. Yep.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:06

Because he did one, he didn't give us which Kratos. Norse Kratos or Greek Kratos.

SPEAKER_10 1:09:17

No, he doesn't. It's kind of weird that they started there. Samus.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:26

I don't like that we're pigeonholing.

SPEAKER_06 1:09:29

I don't throw I throw random ones in there too.

SPEAKER_11 1:09:32

Not random, but I try to make is you threw one at me that I am purely only internet influenced by.

SPEAKER_06 1:09:37

Well, that's most people with Samus, unless you play. I guess we're getting rid of the middle. He can only go high or low with the rest of his list, probably.

SPEAKER_07 1:09:45

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Solid snake. Look at. I wanted to fuck with him for a second and say 10.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:59

Two.

SPEAKER_09 1:10:01

I'm kind of pissed off now because I wanted to say three because there's three of them.

SPEAKER_06 1:10:06

Pick snake. I didn't say big boss. Oh, you said solid snake. Solid snake.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:10

Two.

SPEAKER_06 1:10:10

I didn't say big boss.

SPEAKER_07 1:10:15

Had you just said snake, I should have said three.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:20

He's trying the metagame, and I don't think he's being very good at it.

SPEAKER_06 1:10:23

I just kind of pick random ones. I don't really have a I don't have a flow to how I do it. Oh. Okay. Voiced by one of my favorites, Ashley Johnson. Ellie. Look at Matt. You know, for me that's 10, right? Damn! Did you put Ellie at 10? Yep. Damn. Harsh, Jay. Harsh. What? I'm not hating. I'm just saying, damn. Ellie at 10?

SPEAKER_10 1:10:51

What the fuck else is she gonna give us to put ahead of her? Besides, her second game just, you know, fell flat.

SPEAKER_07 1:10:58

Also, she's a fucking father. Laura Croft. We have one, three, eight, and nine.

SPEAKER_10 1:11:09

He said that literally just because of what I just commented on.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:12

I know. We have one, three, eight, and nine. I didn't hear what you said.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:20

I love her too much to put her anything lower than three.

SPEAKER_09 1:11:25

Especially the score annex ones.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:30

Master Chief. I don't even really like Master Chief.

SPEAKER_09 1:11:36

Eight and nine?

SPEAKER_05 1:11:37

I'm okay with eight or nine. Eight.

SPEAKER_12 1:11:43

The internet would kill us. What is left?

SPEAKER_06 1:11:46

One and nine. Holy shit. Nathan Drake.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:51

Nine.

SPEAKER_06 1:11:54

Oh, Matt might have fucking caught me. Matt might got me. I'm curious if he got me. I'm curious. Nine. I'll go with nine. He said nine before I left it out, so nine. Number one game. Leon Kennedy. That's why I just wanted to say he didn't say Leon.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:12

No. I just knew you were gonna I knew you were saving one. I'm not happy with the list because Nathan Drake would be fine up above most of them.

SPEAKER_06 1:12:22

A lot of them people. A lot of them people he'd be above. But I didn't say Nathan Drake in I didn't say Uncharted my video game franchises. I said Tomb Raider. So I was like, I'm gonna throw Nathan Drake in the.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:34

I would have felt better. I would feel better swapping Lara and Leon.

SPEAKER_07 1:12:37

Lara should have been one out of that. Laura Croft is iconic. Okay. Good, good, good.

SPEAKER_06 1:12:50

You guys never know Matt wasn't too happy. I wasn't too happy with this one.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:54

I'd have some moves. I'd have some moves.

SPEAKER_06 1:12:55

Well, that my my first batch last time, Matt was pretty happy with them.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:58

Eh, I'd move some here.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:00

I mean, I'm upset with the blind ranking. I'm not upset with the names by any means.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:05

I'm not gonna throw all my favorites. I'm gonna throw ones that I'm not at like Master Chief. You should throw all your favorites. Throw all my favorites.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:14

Yeah, so that way we can hurt you personally when we put one at 10.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:17

Oh my oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:20

I almost did it.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:21

I know. We kind of did. We put Ellie at 10. I guess. Ellie's one of my favorites. That was one of the easiest ones to put at the end. And this is not slander. I love Ashley Johnson, but she's she's not the greatest DD player. She kind of just DD player at the table. She just kind of sits there. Oh God. Alright, next.

Blind Rank Female Superheroes

SPEAKER_00 1:13:50

Black female superheroes. How do I want to go on this? Let's see. Storm.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:59

Oh shit, he's got he's got he's got storm. Just superheroes or anti-heroes on this? I would say heroes, maybe some slight anti. If you want to pick different stories, I would say mostly heroes.

SPEAKER_12 1:14:14

We're not ranking on powers, right? Which is pure opinion.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:20

Jay might not be as big on Storm or whatever, so we'll see.

SPEAKER_07 1:14:23

Seven? Yes. You got no clue why I was laughing. Don't no.

SPEAKER_12 1:14:33

Seven's purely associated with Storms.

SPEAKER_09 1:14:39

Scientifically, there's like seven different ways a storm can pop up. She-Hulk.

SPEAKER_07 1:14:48

I'm leaving this one to you. Matt has no opinion on She-Hulk.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:00

I don't fucking know where I think that this is not a ten yet.

SPEAKER_12 1:15:04

Yeah, we've only got seven. I do like her more than Storm. Storm. But I don't want to put her at six.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:19

Five.

SPEAKER_07 1:15:24

Five, five.

SPEAKER_06 1:15:31

Jessica Jones. Down ten. Damn.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:40

I was gonna say eight or nine, so I'm I'm not hating it.

SPEAKER_12 1:15:44

I did that on purpose. Because she's made a comeback, that's his recent boo.

SPEAKER_07 1:16:01

Well she's got three. Black widow. He's like four or six. Six. He didn't say which black widow. He just said black widow. Well, if if we're including other black widows, mine's higher. Yelana? Hmm? Hmm?

SPEAKER_06 1:16:36

Oh, yell yell in this one?

SPEAKER_01 1:16:38

I guess you're no, that was that wasn't the joke I was making, but I'll leave that one alone.

SPEAKER_11 1:16:42

You were making a joke? I would No, I thought you were just talking other black widows.

SPEAKER_08 1:16:45

What the f I have I have other bias towards other black widows.

SPEAKER_07 1:16:53

Hit us, hit us with the next one before we go. Supergirl. Eight or nine. Yeah. One, two, four, eight, nine. Is that super girl, not power girl? I'm not rating off of chess.

SPEAKER_10 1:17:14

I'm not doing story. Going off of likability and stories.

SPEAKER_07 1:17:22

I go for four. I don't agree. Because I know he's gonna put more higher. Like eight! I know! Unfortunately, if we can't do five, six, or seven.

SPEAKER_10 1:17:39

Give her eight just because it matches her.

SPEAKER_07 1:17:41

God damn you. You did that to yourself. Yeah, I did. Scarlet witch. See what you did there? Nine or four. I'm not gonna hate either choice. It's not one or two. Nine. I don't know what he's hitting us with, and it's pissing me off now. Captain Marl. She should have been four. Taking a nineties outfit. So four? Yeah. The one where she looks like she was in a one-piece suit.

SPEAKER_00 1:18:25

Diana herself. Wonder Woman.

SPEAKER_06 1:18:28

One or two. Do we think the next per last person he's gonna say is gonna be better than Wonder Woman?

SPEAKER_07 1:18:37

I don't know with him lately.

SPEAKER_11 1:18:40

He threw me off with the movie we went to see today, so it's we're kind of fucking walls. Honestly, I'm not gonna be.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:49

You're going to?

SPEAKER_07 1:18:50

You think it's gonna be better? She's perpetually number two, and she can't help it. Last one? If you ask me why it's not sexist, it's just how the comic sells.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:05

Sug rope.

SPEAKER_09 1:19:08

One. I am not mad at that at all.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:11

I wouldn't be mad if she was one or two, honestly. I debate that with JJ all the time. He's like, I am happy with our one and two. Rogues is right. Not the rest of the list, though. No, I'm happy with one through three. Really?

SPEAKER_01 1:19:24

Starfire's three.

SPEAKER_10 1:19:25

I kind of forgot I put it in. I love Starfire.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:28

Rogue, One Roman, Starfire. Captain Marvel's the one we're tiering. She-Hulk, Black Widow, Storm, Supergirl, Scarlet Witch.

SPEAKER_09 1:19:36

Supergirl's the only one that's in the wrong spot.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:39

TV.

SPEAKER_09 1:19:41

I have her maybe at six.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:43

Five or six. Not everyone likes Supergirl. Remember, Supergirl's. She's got some great stories, though. Red Lantern.

SPEAKER_00 1:19:50

I love the old phone, that bitch out.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:52

I kind of liked her recent one. Her recent art that does. The most recent comic? Yeah. I I it's gotten better a little bit now. The art is very. The art's very cartoonish. Even the story is a little black.

SPEAKER_09 1:20:09

Four of her different runs have been cartoonish.

SPEAKER_06 1:20:13

I like Supergirl when they make her serious. They don't always make her serious. That's because they draw her differently for you. Though this one did get her curves right for you.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:24

Are you guys ready for mine? Yeah. Okay.

Ranking MCU And DC Importance

SPEAKER_12 1:20:28

Never.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:30

Never.

SPEAKER_12 1:20:32

Mr. Manipulator.

SPEAKER_07 1:20:33

Well, this one actually has a theme. Oh boy. God damn it. I have 55 superheroes on here. In groups of five. Oh boy. Marvel and DC. Okay.

SPEAKER_06 1:20:52

And your goal is to rank them how important they are to the MCU or DCU. How important they are to the MCU and the DCU. That is what you're trying to get. D C like current James Gunn stuff? No. Or it's only Snyder. There's only one movie out of that. Snyder stuff. Yes. Okay. Okay. Okay. Me and Jay can do this. So it's just MCU and Snyderverse.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:23

So no Christian Bale Batman.

SPEAKER_06 1:21:25

Okay. So no dark. So no darkness is your ally.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:29

No.

SPEAKER_06 1:21:30

You just wanted to do the voice.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:32

I did want to do it. Yeah. So. And there are mixes. Oh boy. Now, I'm not always happy with the order that some of these were generated, so I'm going to be rolling for some of these.

SPEAKER_00 1:21:44

Oh, that's why the dice are there.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:46

Yep.

SPEAKER_07 1:21:48

So first list. Black canary.

SPEAKER_06 1:21:57

It's the sections of five?

SPEAKER_08 1:21:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:22:00

That's name number one.

SPEAKER_06 1:22:01

She has four, five. She didn't.

SPEAKER_01 1:22:04

But okay. One stipulation. You don't know, like you, as with blind rankings, you don't know the next four on the list. Could be somebody worse. However, if you want a card count, nobody else is on here twice. Once their name is gone, they're no longer on the list.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:17

Four.

SPEAKER_06 1:22:18

Four?

SPEAKER_02 1:22:19

You're doing out of five, so four.

SPEAKER_06 1:22:21

I can agree. Maybe it's worse because she was in Birds of Prey, and that's it, and no one really liked it. And that movie had almost nothing to do with the DCU. Uh-huh. It did. It was in the universe, but Shazam. Again, he didn't really have much of an overarching plot three. Wonder Woman at least popped up in his movie.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:43

Dude. So did Superman, technically.

SPEAKER_06 1:22:47

Oh, that fucking bullshit cameo where you can see his face.

SPEAKER_07 1:22:50

Yep.

SPEAKER_06 1:22:52

Even gave us a spin-off movie that had nothing to do with anything again. I think three is fair because he's at least has a little more importance than Black Canary does. He gave you unicorns.

SPEAKER_07 1:23:07

That chat's Doomsday.

SPEAKER_06 1:23:16

Not Snyder's Doomsday. That's debatable simply because he still killed Superman. So he's important. The interpretation you can bitch about all day, but. Ah. It's just because he looked like an integer. That wasn't editor. And he was mixed with Zod. Very weird Doomsday, but he still was uh let's he's gotta be two or one. Can't put him five because that's saying black canary is more important than doomsday. Jesus. In the Snyderverse? Yeah. You'd have to put him at two.

SPEAKER_00 1:23:49

Yeah, because we can't. We'll roll the dice at two. Oh, we might have fucked that up, but we'll go to him.

SPEAKER_01 1:23:54

Oh, you were fucked from Black Canary. He's fucking smiling.

SPEAKER_11 1:23:58

He's fucking smiling.

SPEAKER_06 1:24:01

The manipulator is just Canary should have been five.

unknown 1:24:06

Damn.

SPEAKER_01 1:24:08

Which one do I do I want to hurt?

SPEAKER_10 1:24:10

Well, actually, I guess it doesn't matter because I don't like what I'm just about to say.

SPEAKER_01 1:24:15

Which which one do I want to hurt first? It's either me or him. Well, I could give you the easy one because I know which one you want to put at one. Do I give you the easy one so you guarantee one and you're mad at five? Because somehow I feel like it's going to be geared towards him. Okay. Well.

SPEAKER_08 1:24:30

Okay. Do you want the easy one? Yes. Okay, and just be mad at the be mad at the last one knowing it's not five. I hope it loobes us up. Okay. Green goblin.

SPEAKER_07 1:24:41

Wait, what the fuck? That is the easy one.

SPEAKER_06 1:24:43

Well, that's that's that's one. Yeah. He killed Aunt May. He mixed them up. There's an MCU version of MCU on there, too.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:54

Oh, that's because he's been rolling.

SPEAKER_06 1:24:56

Yeah. You tripped me up because it's been DC. I know. I said you and DCU. You could make the case, though, important to their own universe. Green Goblin did kill Aunt May, but Doomsday did kill Superman.

SPEAKER_09 1:25:10

So Green Goblin also killed Gwen.

SPEAKER_06 1:25:14

Yeah, but that's not different. That's amazing. That's a different universe. I just wanted him to say something to me.

SPEAKER_08 1:25:22

You're doing that because then you got all of norms in the original Spider-Man's too.

SPEAKER_07 1:25:26

You're doing that to yourself. One. Yeah, well, he gets one. You're not gonna put a five. Oh boy.

SPEAKER_06 1:25:37

We're fucked on five.

SPEAKER_08 1:25:39

Yeah. Yeah. Well, you were gonna you I said you were gonna be mad at five. You're not gonna be as upset if I gave you Green Goblin last. Mysterio. You're mad, he's five, but he's closer to five than Green Goblin is a few.

SPEAKER_06 1:25:51

Dysterio would damn he'd no, he'd be three.

SPEAKER_10 1:25:54

He'd be three. Because you'd move Shazam and Canary now.

SPEAKER_07 1:25:58

I got a question. MCU Mysterio?

SPEAKER_06 1:26:02

Or don't you dare Raimi Mysterio? Never confirmed to be, but I said MCU. Fucker. Oh god. We're stuck at five anyway. Yeah. So where should Mysterio be? Two or three? It should probably be three. Yeah. Because then you're gonna move Shazam down to four, and you're gonna move Canary down to five.

SPEAKER_07 1:26:25

Yep.

SPEAKER_06 1:26:27

Because Mysterio did out Peter's identity and caused no way home, pretty much.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:33

Only one name I don't want to be first on this list.

SPEAKER_07 1:26:38

That's the easy one. My choice, great. Not picking that one.

SPEAKER_09 1:26:45

I don't there's one take that number away from the dive.

SPEAKER_11 1:26:50

There's no D5! Here, how about this? One, two, three, four, five. This was not on purpose. This is just the finger it landed on.

SPEAKER_06 1:27:08

The Punisher. John Barenthal's Punisher. Importance again? Yep. He's not not important, but he's not that that's like a good middle ground, I think. He's not not important, but he's not he hasn't done anything ridiculous cool yet. I mean good killing Important in the universe. Yeah, not really. But he's still done stuff. Like, so and he's gonna be in a brand new day, so I'd say a three.

SPEAKER_07 1:27:36

I think middle ground. You want four?

SPEAKER_10 1:27:40

Yes, because his everything he has done so far has been purely.

SPEAKER_01 1:27:47

I'm gonna have a comment to say at the end of this list.

SPEAKER_06 1:27:49

It's not gonna be good. Fine, I'll let we'll go four. That way Jay's gonna have to take the heat if this one's fucked up. Jay's gonna take the heat. Oh too late, whatever. Jay's like, what's the fucking?

SPEAKER_10 1:27:58

It's been purely TV show. When the fuck have the TV shows really mattered? When the he's not wrong. He's not wrong.

SPEAKER_06 1:28:07

The only fucking TV show that matters is Loki. The fucked up thing is even Daredevil Born Again Season 2, they fing spoiled it! Because Spider-Man got the key to the city in the trailer.

SPEAKER_07 1:28:20

This gate mayor no more! So no, he's not so yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_10 1:28:29

How am I taking a burn for four?

SPEAKER_08 1:28:32

You're taking a burn because of the characters on the stuff.

SPEAKER_10 1:28:35

Fuck off.

SPEAKER_08 1:28:36

Gambit.

SPEAKER_01 1:28:38

Janning Tatum Gambit. That's bullshit. I wanna fucking joke around and say one.

SPEAKER_06 1:28:43

He made a name for himself. He did. He did make a name for himself. That's the fucked up thing here.

SPEAKER_12 1:28:51

Three?

SPEAKER_06 1:28:53

I'll probably go three. Okay. That is fucked. He did make a name for himself.

SPEAKER_11 1:28:57

I'm pissed off because technically we should have put him at five, but I already technically held you.

SPEAKER_01 1:29:02

I said there's an obvious one.

SPEAKER_11 1:29:04

For a five?

SPEAKER_06 1:29:06

Huh?

SPEAKER_08 1:29:07

I said there was an obvious one. I told you there was an obvious one.

SPEAKER_00 1:29:12

We got that. Yeah, at least.

SPEAKER_01 1:29:15

I said I'm not giving you that one. I guess I didn't say it was an obvious one. I said it's an obvious one or five.

SPEAKER_08 1:29:20

There's an obvious one where I don't want you to go. But I'm telling you. It's not my fault you worked at that.

SPEAKER_10 1:29:30

No, it's our fucking companies.

SPEAKER_08 1:29:33

There we go. Galactus.

SPEAKER_00 1:29:37

Bro. I didn't really like them that much, but oh f it's five.

SPEAKER_06 1:29:44

Five? Yeah. No, MCU. MCU? He did shit in his own un overall MCU, he really ain't important. He was fucking in his own universe. Yeah. M Fantasia. Yeah, five.

SPEAKER_07 1:29:57

You cannot be mad at us. Internet, you cannot be mad at us.

SPEAKER_06 1:30:03

Now you can be mad at us. Now we got two and one left.

SPEAKER_07 1:30:07

Well, the I think the the one it doesn't matter which one I'm giving you. Because I think you'll figure out the order. I'll just give you Batman. Ben Affleck Batman. It's gotta be one.

SPEAKER_10 1:30:20

It's like fucking set- it's one. I told you I was giving you the easy one! Because after Superman, it took Batman and then the universe was just centered around his fucking street.

SPEAKER_06 1:30:34

The man ignited the internet. How do you know that name? And as much as you're gonna hate it, this is doing to me. Doing the stab from Man of where he's trying to stab Superman. Thank you for saying it's the That's the stab. I'm not it's I'm clenched.

SPEAKER_04 1:30:52

You dig the clenched dumbass!

SPEAKER_06 1:30:57

No, the hands are clenched. There's not there's no there's no cylinder, there's no grip.

SPEAKER_08 1:31:03

So why don't you go the other way and dig yourself a hole?

SPEAKER_06 1:31:10

He's already got a hole. Don't say dig holes, it makes me think of Zohan. Hello down there in the fagula hole. You're digging that hole even deeper. You know, you literally just did it to yourself. I know, I always do it to myself, but it creates comedy gold, so I don't I mean okay. Say that line again. It creates com- I do do it to myself. No, the faggot. You did you literally did digging the fagula hole deeper and deeper. And as much as you guys are gonna hate it, the last name is Barry Allen Flash. Son of a bitch. Bagetti! But when you compare him, he saved the universe, technically!

SPEAKER_08 1:31:49

When you put him on this list, he is too. So you can't be mad at him. This list, he is too.

SPEAKER_11 1:31:55

How the fuck did we do better than we thought?

SPEAKER_06 1:31:58

That's what Barry Allen. You're only upset at Gambit and Punisher. Those are the only two that well. I am not mad at Punisher. Who'd we put five? Galactus. Galactus.

SPEAKER_08 1:32:10

I think Gambit and Punisher should be flipped. No, because at least Punisher has done more. You've only got Gambit in an alternate universe.

SPEAKER_06 1:32:18

That's fucking me and Jay's Punisher's in the MCU. Not yet. Me and Jay living off. Darren Tatum is showing up in Doomsday. In another universe! Me and Jay living off his line. I'm gonna make a name for myself here.

SPEAKER_11 1:32:31

No, we're living off a channy.

SPEAKER_06 1:32:33

Next one.

SPEAKER_11 1:32:34

I don't want to say it that way, but we're living off of Channy.

SPEAKER_06 1:32:37

He ain't giving us no money. We could use some.

SPEAKER_07 1:32:41

He got a six again. So he's got a pick. What the fuck is this shit? Roll a twenty.

SPEAKER_10 1:32:50

I can't roll a twenty on a D6. Roll until you get a one through fucking five or some shit. Rolling here forever.

SPEAKER_07 1:33:00

Yep. Hawkeye. Same shit?

SPEAKER_06 1:33:07

Same shit. Hawkeye really ain't do shit, but but fucking put him at three. That's kind of where I watch it. Put it a lot a lot. I mean, I can't. I'm just I'm sorry. I feel the need to wreck. He gave us pizza and he gave you something else you love. Kate Bishop? Yes. She just popped out a baby. She's busy.

SPEAKER_12 1:33:32

At least you're not somebody else and you don't overly.

SPEAKER_06 1:33:36

I hear she's gonna be back at some point. That's Kate Bishop, though. I'll go I'll go three, even though Hawk I don't really just all Hawk I do is shoot arrows and shit.

SPEAKER_08 1:33:45

Yeah, but how important is he? In the storm line. It's like all of a sudden he retires and the team starts losing.

SPEAKER_09 1:33:52

You know that's comic actor.

SPEAKER_08 1:33:54

I know.

SPEAKER_11 1:33:56

Three.

SPEAKER_06 1:33:57

Yeah, I'll go. It took him to come back to kill the Hulk. Will Smith Dead Shot. Will Smith Deadshot? Oh, I rolled a one. That's either five. Guess what that means?

SPEAKER_10 1:34:08

That's either five.

unknown 1:34:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:34:12

Yeah, he was in Suicide Squad, the David Ayer won, and did it was a fine movie, but it didn't really have any implications on the DCU, really. So I got it, yeah. Michael Fred.

SPEAKER_10 1:34:23

Didn't show up on anything else. Nope. He was name dropped once.

SPEAKER_07 1:34:30

Red Skull.

SPEAKER_06 1:34:33

That's that's hard because some bitch was gone forever, but then came back with an important job watching over.

SPEAKER_10 1:34:42

Red Skull? Whoa, no, no hints. Let us fuck up on our own.

SPEAKER_06 1:34:48

I tried. He was in one movie, was a great villain, but and you didn't think he did anything. Two movies. I'm getting to it. Then he came back and fucking Infinity War. Then he came back and was had a very important job protecting the Soul Stone? So it's like he was important, but he killed off Black. He didn't kill her off. He gave us the choice, and guess what happened? Typical Nazi shit.

SPEAKER_12 1:35:15

The woman has to die. Why? Because men aren't equal to women.

SPEAKER_06 1:35:20

So what do we got left? What spots? One, two, and four. You really want four? I can understand it though, because you really don't see him.

SPEAKER_10 1:35:28

No, and we don't get the same fucking actor playing him. But that was more so.

SPEAKER_06 1:35:34

I'll go four, even though he has an important job. Even though he's just what he's just he was forced into that.

SPEAKER_12 1:35:40

They just wanted to bring him back into the story.

SPEAKER_06 1:35:43

Let's see what happens now. It's the same thing with uh Arnold Zolan. Here we go with one and two again. Loki. One one. That's probably now. I think, yeah. That's God's story now. He's holding everything together now. He's our reason why's ass being pissed.

SPEAKER_01 1:36:08

No, because you're gonna you're gonna have your argument, but he shouldn't be two yet. You're gonna have your argument for why he is two, but he shouldn't be two yet.

SPEAKER_06 1:36:17

Yet.

SPEAKER_01 1:36:18

Dr. Doom. Shit.

SPEAKER_06 1:36:21

Dick and say he ain't even appeared yet. He technically appeared.

SPEAKER_12 1:36:29

Why is he even on the list?

SPEAKER_01 1:36:32

Because he was spun. We have a live action variant of him, unfortunately.

SPEAKER_06 1:36:38

And we see nothing's head.

SPEAKER_10 1:36:41

We saw the cape and the hood. We did not see the fucking mask. It could have been a goddamn Doombot.

SPEAKER_07 1:36:48

It was him or Rhino.

SPEAKER_10 1:36:50

Rhino.

SPEAKER_07 1:36:53

And he'd still be a two.

SPEAKER_06 1:36:56

Rhino. Which hurts more?

SPEAKER_03 1:37:01

Doom?

SPEAKER_10 1:37:03

To being a two?

SPEAKER_06 1:37:04

Yeah. No.

SPEAKER_10 1:37:06

It has to be a big bat of a fucking entire arc of the movies. Yes.

SPEAKER_08 1:37:10

That hasn't happened yet.

SPEAKER_10 1:37:11

Exactly.

SPEAKER_06 1:37:12

All you and so Doom hurts more actually. When it's Robert Downey Jr. Like, shut up!

SPEAKER_02 1:37:21

What's Robert Downey Jr. just be playing Doom for one movie and ends up being a different fucking actor at the end? It's Killen Murphy.

SPEAKER_01 1:37:28

Next list. Oh great. Sandman.

SPEAKER_06 1:37:33

What? Sandman. Sandman. Netflix Sandman? No. MCU No Way Home Sandman.

SPEAKER_09 1:37:43

Well, you fucked me up there.

SPEAKER_06 1:37:46

Hey, he said DC stuff too. We can't count him for Spider-Man 3 because he's very important to Spider-Man, but that's his the other universe. MCU, he was just there for a little bit and left. So it's probably five or four. You mean because he was the only one who actually accepted the cure? Oh yeah. No, they they kind of had the forces on him too at the end. Force on all of them, but he was willing. They were all accepting of it at first until Goblin started doing his bullshit. Which he always does. So five? Or probably had to do five. He was only there for like at night. He was there for like three hours and left. For Saturday night.

SPEAKER_10 1:38:27

I'm gonna defer to him.

SPEAKER_06 1:38:29

Okay. Oh fuck. Yeah, that's our work. He was there for three hours and left. No, we were there for three and a half.

SPEAKER_10 1:38:38

I started coughing up a fucking storm, so I'm fine. Ultron.

SPEAKER_00 1:38:43

Ultron? Oh, that's uh that's biased.

SPEAKER_06 1:38:46

I love Ultron, but he wasn't he didn't have any lasting effects though, really, on the MCU, except for vision. And vision ain't been seen in a long time.

SPEAKER_10 1:38:54

Uh-uh, uh-uh. You know what? You know what, you know what he gave you?

SPEAKER_06 1:38:57

What?

SPEAKER_07 1:38:58

Unintentionally gave you? Your favorite Thor movie. Love and Thunder? Yep. Hmm. Wanna know why? Because I stole the fucking Hulk story. They couldn't have done that without Ultron.

SPEAKER_06 1:39:19

Well, Ultron also has a has a meme living him too. Man was on the internet for like three seconds and decided decided humans have to go. Huh.

SPEAKER_07 1:39:29

Three, two?

SPEAKER_06 1:39:33

I can't get one just because he didn't have a really huge. I'm going with three. Okay. Simply because we do not know Doomsday or Secret Wars yet. Yep.

SPEAKER_07 1:39:43

He did he just didn't have he was just He didn't do much impacting stuff besides stuff with Vision. Rock or Raccoon.

SPEAKER_06 1:39:58

You see him a lot, and he had a very important he was uh he's there, he's there at every battle. So mainly he's had one of my favorite villains. Yeah, get to it. The movie was all about him.

SPEAKER_01 1:40:10

I think you have a good chance at nailing this one.

SPEAKER_05 1:40:14

What do we have two left? Yeah. What do we have left?

SPEAKER_01 1:40:16

Helen.

SPEAKER_00 1:40:18

Oh my boo.

SPEAKER_05 1:40:19

Let me defer to him. Helmet off first. Take the helmet off.

SPEAKER_00 1:40:24

Yeah. The helmet's kind of spoopy without a fucking flowing black hair goes. Hold on, hold on.

SPEAKER_10 1:40:31

No, no. Comic version, helmet on, helmet off. It's a little different.

SPEAKER_06 1:40:40

It's the story and coming where she's teaming up with Noel. No, she's not teaming up. She's the queen in black now. Well, Noel wants that title back. She is drawing a little kind of caked up in that comic, though. She low-key is. Not gonna lie.

SPEAKER_01 1:40:54

Why do you keep putting that in your mouth?

SPEAKER_06 1:40:56

Sign my mouth. Do you kind of open your mouth a lot, so it's like. What do we have left? One and four. I I wish we had video. Well, she's gotta be one. There ain't no fucking way she's full. I mean, she. It's an important movie. Pretty much the reason no more Odin.

SPEAKER_05 1:41:21

Very uh, so. She's not the reason there's no more Odin.

SPEAKER_09 1:41:24

He just died of old age. Oh, it died, though. Odin literally accepted death. Went off and ascended.

SPEAKER_06 1:41:31

She killed the warriors three. I still think she I can't put her four. I don't think I can put Hella four.

SPEAKER_11 1:41:39

You know who she killed? She killed my boy.

SPEAKER_06 1:41:44

Putting Fresh Mill near. That's important. Yeah, it is. Gave you Stormbreaker. Yep. Without giving you Bill. It's one or four. Is Hella below Ultron?

SPEAKER_08 1:42:00

You're playing the game now, is the next name I'm gonna give you gonna considering I'm rolling for them. And this one I didn't roll a six, so this one just came up as it went.

SPEAKER_06 1:42:13

You know my opinion on the movie, so. You wanna do four. You wanna put hella four. Fine.

SPEAKER_07 1:42:21

I'll I'll She's not coming back.

SPEAKER_06 1:42:24

I wanted to come back.

SPEAKER_07 1:42:26

Without the helmet.

SPEAKER_06 1:42:27

You might have won, Jay. We'll see. You're gonna see right now. If we won, we won. I'm trusting you.

SPEAKER_07 1:42:34

I don't like his face. We didn't win. No, you did. Yay! The fuck?

SPEAKER_08 1:42:40

He's listening to you once and you failed him once and you. I gave him another shot. Because the last name was Captain America.

SPEAKER_07 1:42:48

Well, number one, eh?

SPEAKER_06 1:42:52

Yeah, yeah, one. Yeah, one.

SPEAKER_10 1:42:57

All it took was America's ass for us to win.

SPEAKER_08 1:43:01

The only two the only ones you're upset about are maybe Ultra One and Hella are flipped, and those are what and they're each one-off villains. Yep.

SPEAKER_07 1:43:10

See that fucking Red Skull came back once. Alright. Next. Four Dr. Fate.

SPEAKER_06 1:43:22

That hurts, man. I know! Love the cast. Movie was so so and he died. What the fuck? Look at Jay. Oh god, this one sucks. Not that I'm reading yet. Four or five, Jay. I love Dr. Fate. That hurts me putting him so low, but putting it in four. Four? That hurts. He had a heroic sacrifice to save Hawkman. Why are you saving Hawkman? Come back.

SPEAKER_01 1:43:52

Martian Manhunter.

SPEAKER_06 1:43:53

Oh, what the fuck? Man showed up for two seconds in a deleted scene, I think. In in the extended in the Snyder cut of Justice League. He didn't do shit. He just told Batman, hey man, I'm here if you need me. Well, where the fuck were you? Just watching shit? I thought this list sucks. This one was I thought it couldn't get worse. Martian Matt. Oh boy. You're not even disputing five for that. No. James my Martian Mad Utter. Really? Who appeared for five? Shit on us twice now. Lizard. Doctor Dude. Lizard! Well, I mean, this list sucks. Lizard. My God. Three. He gave us Andrew Garfield. Okay. Alright, fine. I don't think you're gonna be mad at your ranking unless. That's fine. Three's fine. I agree. Generals on. Almost destroyed Earth without Superman. If Superman wasn't there, you'd have destroyed Earth.

SPEAKER_01 1:44:57

He got Superman to break his code. Of no killing.

SPEAKER_06 1:45:00

He's just offed him.

SPEAKER_01 1:45:02

He's just offed him.

SPEAKER_06 1:45:03

I'm killing you. One of the most savage moments ever. I don't care if you. That's not Superman. I don't give a shit. It was savage. I'm just killing you.

SPEAKER_00 1:45:11

Imagine if Batman did that more. Fuck.

SPEAKER_02 1:45:14

Superman's done it more than once. In the fact we have an entire comic storyline based off it.

SPEAKER_06 1:45:22

Injustice. Oh, that's where Superman becomes. I'm a kill everybody. You don't listen to me, I kill you. Zod two or one.

SPEAKER_05 1:45:30

I don't know what the fuck else he's got in store.

SPEAKER_02 1:45:33

Uh I want to say one.

SPEAKER_10 1:45:35

I'll go one. If it's one minute. He's still ranking via importance, and guess what? He became fucking doomsday.

SPEAKER_07 1:45:48

Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_11 1:45:49

So listen to me three times now, and I am total for three. What?

SPEAKER_01 1:45:55

Doctor Strange is the last one.

SPEAKER_08 1:45:59

On that list, he's won.

SPEAKER_06 1:46:00

Jay's almost disputing it. Like, excuse me? He's trying to hold on now. He's debating. He's gonna debate. I know.

SPEAKER_10 1:46:08

Here we go. He's gonna debate that with Doctor Strange being two. Why? Because all we got out of his second movie was Pizza Papa.

SPEAKER_08 1:46:20

But he's also played what he's also the reason for Infinity War, Endgame, and his first movie.

SPEAKER_10 1:46:26

He is the part that we fucking know.

SPEAKER_08 1:46:29

That still makes him better than the one-shot villain of Zod. He got his redemption fact is making a bad doomsday.

SPEAKER_06 1:46:36

He did, he did, he did get the one the one way to beat Thanos. One way. I'm saying those two should be flipped. I'm not saying your list is bad. Those two are the ones that should be flipped. He also loses points because he made us forget who that kid was way back. He loses points for that. No, I'm the Hulk fan. I remember him. I'm not even controlling it.

SPEAKER_10 1:47:08

What the fuck you are? You're the one rolling. I'm told it's going in the scratch these times. I'm not rolling all sexes. We're doing better on your list than we did his. I don't know. I feel pretty good about ourselves.

SPEAKER_01 1:47:24

Aquaman. Good fuck.

SPEAKER_06 1:47:27

They have just these fucking weird ones that's like they did shit, but they didn't really do shit. Yes, but they didn't really do shit for the universe.

SPEAKER_10 1:47:36

I mean Guess what? He's two.

SPEAKER_06 1:47:38

Why? Please explain. I'm curious. I may agree.

SPEAKER_10 1:47:42

Aquaman 1 and 2.

unknown 1:47:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 1:47:44

Both had implications into the universe.

SPEAKER_07 1:47:48

Then we have what? Justice League.

SPEAKER_06 1:47:52

Both cuts.

SPEAKER_07 1:47:54

Both cuts.

SPEAKER_06 1:47:56

He was a part of the Justice League, so he was always there, always in the fights. You know what? I'll agree. I'll agree.

SPEAKER_09 1:48:04

Got some good hits in on Steppenwolf and Superman before he took everyone out.

SPEAKER_07 1:48:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 1:48:10

Which was kind of sad because.

SPEAKER_07 1:48:13

Black Widow.

SPEAKER_10 1:48:16

The fuck? No, no, no, no, no. No, you have to differentiate for us for in order in order for us to. Let's talk about Scarlet.

SPEAKER_01 1:48:23

It's technically Yelena's White Widow. Technically.

SPEAKER_08 1:48:28

By MCU definition.

SPEAKER_06 1:48:29

Being addicted is fine. Without her, they wouldn't have got the Soul Stone. So that's pretty important. And she's always been there. I already said two, so we're at three. Yeah, we gotta go three. Can't put her. I feel like we're fucking this one up. I'm waiting for us to put some.

SPEAKER_08 1:48:50

Do you want me to tell you if I believe you are or not? After two rooms?

SPEAKER_10 1:48:53

This is a surprise. We're having fun.

SPEAKER_08 1:48:55

Are you?

SPEAKER_06 1:48:57

Doc ock. My lungs aren't. They haven't been all day. Doc ock? Doc ock. Oh, Jesus Christ. See, here's that no way home shit again. Love that movie, but this is really annoying me. Here we go to meet. Steve.

SPEAKER_01 1:49:09

Do you have to deal with it again?

SPEAKER_06 1:49:10

Yeah, here we go again. We're off some bias. That's number one in our hearts. Because of the stupid lines.

SPEAKER_08 1:49:17

I don't think you have to deal with it again.

SPEAKER_06 1:49:18

The fucking lines. Peter, you're all grown up. How are you? Try to do better. What are you talking about? All we have left is four. One, four, and five. One, four, and five. Boy.

unknown 1:49:33

Um.

SPEAKER_06 1:49:35

He was very important to no way home, but again, he I don't he wasn't really important to the overall MCU. It gotta be four.

SPEAKER_01 1:49:43

Now can I say my opinion?

SPEAKER_06 1:49:45

No. No. What? Did you say yes at first?

SPEAKER_10 1:49:50

Yes, no. I just went. He just automatically, yes. Tell us, tell us, tell us, tell us.

SPEAKER_06 1:50:02

What? We got one in five? What times is he gonna roll? We got one in five. I've I've gotten rid of those numbers already. Darkseed. Bro, what'd you say it that way?

SPEAKER_10 1:50:14

Darksee. Dark Steve Dark Sea, what the fuck have you been not? Dark Sea.

SPEAKER_06 1:50:22

I'm pissed because it's like, again, man has presence, but didn't really do shit. And wasn't even the villain in the original five. No. Because he wasn't his biggest feet with how how much he had Steppenwolf in debt. That was his biggest feet.

SPEAKER_07 1:50:42

I'm just glad I'm not as in debt as him. I think you guys nailed it. Number one, four. Yes.

SPEAKER_03 1:50:56

Until doomsday.

SPEAKER_07 1:50:58

I don't think he's dying. He's talking about coming back again now. I don't know what's going on.

SPEAKER_05 1:51:06

God, I didn't want that one.

SPEAKER_07 1:51:08

Blue Beetle.

SPEAKER_06 1:51:10

Oh Jesus. In a fun movie again that didn't have nothing to do with shit.

SPEAKER_08 1:51:16

And they don't think you don't even know if he's coming back.

SPEAKER_06 1:51:18

It's gotta be five. Or four. I don't know if it can get worse. Is it a movie that had nothing to do with anything? For the M DC fine, four. That had nothing to do with anything. What the fuck else he's gonna throw at us?

SPEAKER_11 1:51:33

He likes to manipulate.

SPEAKER_01 1:51:34

Shut up. No, I'm I'm looking at the rest of the names. It's like, is there anybody worse than Blue Beetle technically? One?

SPEAKER_06 1:51:43

I think there's one name worse than Blue Beetle left. Left? Oh, if it's one spot off, I don't care. But if we put like a number one at five, I'd piss.

SPEAKER_07 1:51:54

So you put them four? Yeah. Silver Surfer.

SPEAKER_06 1:52:08

Which one? Never mind. There's only one line. The one that made people horny.

SPEAKER_10 1:52:14

Why? Why'd it sound like you wanted to say the whore?

SPEAKER_06 1:52:18

No, not the whore. Just John. Like Johnny was fawning after an old fucking movie. And I'm I still wonder if they if that was CGI or they painted her. I wonder. CGI. Or a green suit. Or a blue suit. Can you imagine the job? I gotta get my one gooner comment out. Do you imagine the job of them guys? Imagine being imagine when Jennifer Lawrence played Mystique and he had to paint her. Some guy was just taking his paintbrush over them cheeks like paint. Paint. You assumed it was a guy? It probably was a chip, to be honest with you. Even they were gooning. Aw silver sur another movie in a universe. He was important to the movie, but the overall universe, not eh. You can make points there because she helped in the end. Maybe no Franklin. Who knows? I don't know. You can make points. You can make cases. You can make cases. Because Franklin's gonna be Uber important and he's still five? Who'd we put four?

SPEAKER_01 1:53:22

Bluebeal.

SPEAKER_06 1:53:24

Oh boy. Just put it five. We might have to count our losses here.

SPEAKER_00 1:53:32

I might have put her at three, but we're gonna have to count our losses here because this is Root put her at three for Gooning?

SPEAKER_06 1:53:38

Groot Gooning? Oh Root? Groot! Groot's gotta be two or one. Two or three. Two or three. I don't think it can be one, because we've been doing decent with one lately.

SPEAKER_07 1:53:53

I'm happy with two. Yep. I am Root. Two's fine. Um fuck. Yeah, yeah, we're doing good. He's gonna fuck. No, I don't know. I don't know which one of these two deserves to be one. Oh boy. Black Manta. What the fuck? Black Manta.

SPEAKER_05 1:54:24

The man was in two movies. He was the entire reason for the second.

SPEAKER_07 1:54:31

What do we got left?

SPEAKER_06 1:54:34

The fact that both villains of the first movie showed up in the second movie. That's because Aquaman's villains are mostly doo-doo buns. You use Ocean Master and you use Black Manta, you're fucked. Or and King Shark. They use the trench too. And then you're fucked. Then you're pulling out motherfuckers no one's ever heard of. Like, who? Like when they finally use skilt man.

SPEAKER_08 1:54:53

It's like those are his two.

SPEAKER_01 1:54:55

It's he has three big villains: Black Manta, Ocean Master, and the Surface.

SPEAKER_00 1:55:03

King Shark at times, but I I can't take King. King Shark's badass, then they see what Stallone did with him in the Suicide Squad, which I still love that.

SPEAKER_06 1:55:13

So where are you putting Black Manta? Do you really want to put Black Mantha at one?

SPEAKER_01 1:55:18

I mean, competition is Groot.

SPEAKER_06 1:55:22

You have Groot as your best. I don't know if Black Mantha is more important than Groot. Three. Don't have to go three. He's not more important than Groot. Watch this shit. Watch this bullshit. One.

SPEAKER_01 1:55:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:55:35

I'm gonna fucking throw some.

SPEAKER_01 1:55:37

You might. I don't want to say it.

SPEAKER_06 1:55:39

Say it. Kang the Conqueror. Who the fuck is that?

SPEAKER_00 1:55:44

Kang.

SPEAKER_06 1:55:44

Oh, Kang?

SPEAKER_00 1:55:45

Oh boy. He yeah, he got beat by ants. He got beat by a swarm of ants. It's pretty bad.

SPEAKER_10 1:55:52

Love the portrayal, but he got he got beat by allegations.

SPEAKER_00 1:55:55

But he did get allegations.

SPEAKER_06 1:55:56

In real life, he had allegations. Allegations and ants. That's a combo. That is a combo.

SPEAKER_07 1:56:09

Ant-Man. Another list? This is a new one starting. Yep. Ant Man.

SPEAKER_10 1:56:14

We're still going by importance.

unknown 1:56:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:56:16

I feel like we're doing a one out of 20 here. He had 55 or something, he said. Ant-Man. Man fucking. Okay, for importance? Put him at three. I think so. He's always doing something, and he has he lives off the meme of going small and crawling up Vanos' ass and expanding. He lives off of that.

SPEAKER_02 1:56:43

Why you are you Xaviering us right now with the fucking fingers to the forehead?

SPEAKER_06 1:56:48

Black Adam. Fucking shit. It's the rock. What the fuck does that have to do with anything? Five.

SPEAKER_11 1:56:57

Five, because it's the rock. I'm gonna hate myself because he's gonna come up with somebody who is somehow worse than Black Adam.

SPEAKER_01 1:57:02

I'm not coming up with anyone.

SPEAKER_06 1:57:04

I'd kind of go. I mean, no, I don't know. The post-credit scene was wasted because they didn't they canceled the universe. He was about to throw it on with Superman. Four? Pisa. Pisa five.

SPEAKER_02 1:57:17

Are you agreeing with me on five, or are you putting him at four? So that you have an open spot for somebody lamer than I'll go four. Let's do four this time. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:57:27

Somebody lamer.

SPEAKER_06 1:57:29

You aren't even lame. It's just the fucking movie. Make these movies. What are you talking about? They made him.

SPEAKER_10 1:57:34

DC had anti-hero before everyone filled it back.

SPEAKER_06 1:57:38

DC eventually started doing that bullshit, making them movies that had nothing to do with nothing. They just made movies.

SPEAKER_08 1:57:43

Honestly, you should just be Fiverr bringing in Cavill for no reason.

SPEAKER_06 1:57:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:57:47

Scarlet Witch. I thought we had no doubles. I think CC is they're going to be a little bit more.

SPEAKER_06 1:57:54

Oh no, it was on your list. Yeah, Scarlet Witch was on my list. What do we use up?

SPEAKER_01 1:57:57

Three and you've used three and four.

SPEAKER_06 1:58:01

Oh, she's gotta be two or one because she's pretty. She was there fighting Thano. She was she caught two? Okay, I think we're gonna risk two.

SPEAKER_05 1:58:13

You wanna know why two? What?

SPEAKER_09 1:58:15

Because she actually has future storylines that are supposed to happen. I heard she don't want to, she can't come back.

SPEAKER_06 1:58:24

What do you got? One in five? Yep. Here we go again.

SPEAKER_00 1:58:27

Why did we do this?

SPEAKER_06 1:58:28

I have one at five.

SPEAKER_00 1:58:30

Oh, it's my fault now.

SPEAKER_06 1:58:34

We'll find out. Wolverine. There ain't no way to ask five. There ain't no way.

SPEAKER_10 1:58:42

Fucking we put him at one though. Where we gonna put him at five? We gonna put black atoms more important to his shit than Wolverine.

SPEAKER_06 1:58:51

You're just trying to fuck it up now. Oh my god. Oh my god. The man got the man, he is the man got the title of the X-Man in Logan, so it's like fuck, different universe, but Yeah, that's the problem. You've got one, all you've got is I'm thinking of Hugh Jackman as a whole. And you've only got Wolfereen and Deadpool to go off of, technically, by definition. They held the shit together! They held the shit together.

SPEAKER_10 1:59:23

We got one more to go. They can put him at five and still feel safe. The problem is you put somebody higher than him. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_06 1:59:32

Oh my god, the fact that because you didn't listen to me, you want to flip the rock over. Oh boy. They did hold the universe. They're holding shit together. They hold the hell the TVA together.

SPEAKER_00 1:59:46

Oh fuck. Part of me wants to just do five to see how fucking bad we fucked it up. Because we literally have black.

SPEAKER_06 1:59:53

Let's go go fine. We'll go five. We might just count our losses. Look at Jay's prepared for it. Yep. See? You sabotage this list so bad. Who's one? Who's our one? Poor Mama. Oh now I'm leaving. That fucking. Shut up.

SPEAKER_10 2:00:12

Don't try to justify it. That fits for me so much. Because we're stuck in a fucking time loop. He was technically in the movie a lot. Stuck in the time loop for that list.

SPEAKER_08 2:00:22

But you're not bargaining very well.

SPEAKER_06 2:00:26

I led it into Dean and he just That son of a bitch with a giant floating CGI head. You guys were doing so well. That son of a bitch with a giant floating CGI head. We should have had a flaming skull.

SPEAKER_01 2:00:37

Part that hurts the most is like you had an argument to put Wolverine one. As much as you didn't have it, you would have been fine with it. I would have been. Dormammu. It would have been wrong by argument sake, but you had such MCU so fucking tock you out of it.

SPEAKER_06 2:00:57

Dormamu. Do it on purpose. A giant floating CGI head. That bargained. Deadpool.

SPEAKER_00 2:01:07

Oh great. Here we fucking yeah.

SPEAKER_06 2:01:10

It's again technically one movie. The first two ain't in the other. Hey, hey, hey, I'll make a justification for you.

SPEAKER_05 2:01:16

What's his nickname in the movie? What the fuck? Marvel Jesus.

SPEAKER_06 2:01:22

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. That's that's I'll let you figure out where he goes based off of that. And he did say that he's not new to pegging, but Disney. We'll put him at two just because he is Marvel Jesus. I don't care. I'm gonna rock with you on that one. And the game was beginning. Right here we go. You see?

SPEAKER_07 2:01:51

My choice? Fun. Susan Storm. Here's this fantastic four again.

SPEAKER_01 2:02:02

The only one technically on here.

SPEAKER_06 2:02:04

I kind of did too.

SPEAKER_00 2:02:05

I some people, I don't know if Vanessa Kirby. I don't think Vanessa Kirby is as hot as Jessica L but. I don't. I really don't. I'm curious. Yeah, who knows? I ain't seen Jessica L recently. He's getting older now.

SPEAKER_06 2:02:17

Still looks the same. Yes, you did. You saw her at the Super Bowl. Oh, yeah, I did. She was there. Dancing in the background. Where's Sue Storm? She's not above Marvel Jesus. But we put Marvel Jesus at two, so someone's above Marvel Jesus. I didn't put Marvel Jesus anywhere. I left that to you. Sue did give birth to Franklin, who's going to be very important to the MCU.

SPEAKER_10 2:02:44

He gave birth to the next line of the MCU before they reboot it. He's probably going to be the reason for the reboot. Which he was in the first fucking.

SPEAKER_06 2:02:57

In terms of that, I'd have to say three, but you could put her over Marvel Jesus in that in terms of that. Because she's kind of responsible for restarting the universe if she gave birth to Franklin's. You put fucking Deadpool at two, though. I know. Three. Fine, three.

SPEAKER_09 2:03:13

It's your fault for putting him at two.

SPEAKER_06 2:03:16

Oh yeah, I should just put him at one because he's called Marvel Jesus.

SPEAKER_09 2:03:18

Oh!

SPEAKER_07 2:03:20

Middle ground, bro.

SPEAKER_06 2:03:21

Black Panther.

SPEAKER_09 2:03:25

I'm taking the high ground. One.

SPEAKER_06 2:03:28

You can't. Yeah. Fine. Yeah, I'll agree. I'll agree.

SPEAKER_09 2:03:32

The popularity of the MCU took off as soon as that man took the screen.

SPEAKER_01 2:03:36

Yeah, four and five left. Vision.

SPEAKER_10 2:03:38

The only other person to beat out Black Panther in popularity is Tom Holland.

SPEAKER_06 2:03:42

Because that's Tom Holland. Vision? Vision does some stuff. Fuck. Four? I can't put Vision at five. I agree with four. Five four. I see how bad we did.

SPEAKER_01 2:03:54

Who's last? Senator Bucky Barnes.

SPEAKER_06 2:03:57

Senator? Oh Jay's not growing. You said Senator! Let's see the bills he's passed.

SPEAKER_05 2:04:05

To be fair, he actually did pass quite a few bills in Universe. He said them in the last show he was in. Or the the movie.

SPEAKER_07 2:04:17

Well, this list isn't gonna be fun. Any fun with that role? You think so?

SPEAKER_08 2:04:24

I think you did fuck that list because the bucky's definitely higher. Yeah. So this list is immediately no more fun. Spider-Man.

SPEAKER_10 2:04:36

Hurts for one, because you don't know what I'm gonna do with it. You're still going off of importance to the universe? Yep. I'm fine with one.

SPEAKER_08 2:04:44

That's why I said it's no longer any fun. I know where he's going.

SPEAKER_06 2:04:47

He's going to one. I don't care. Fuck it. Fuck fuck everything. That's gonna be the leader of New Avengers. That's gonna be leader everything. That's the Iron Boy Jr. Iron Boy. Fuck it. Cool.

SPEAKER_07 2:04:59

Yeah, this list is no longer fun at all.

SPEAKER_08 2:05:02

Taskmaster.

SPEAKER_06 2:05:05

Let's go to the opposite end of the spectrum. The fuck just happened. I didn't expect to hear Taskmaster. That's automatic five, just how they did her in fucking Thunderbolts.

SPEAKER_10 2:05:18

He did number one, and then he gives us that.

SPEAKER_06 2:05:21

The way they did her in Thunderbolts, the way they did her in Thunderbolts, man, bam, dead.

SPEAKER_00 2:05:27

Wrote her off, dead. And that pisses JJ off. Like, bro, I love Task Fast. They ruined it. They fucking ruined it. Yeah, that's gotta be five. There ain't no way.

SPEAKER_08 2:05:36

Your list is already solid. I don't think you're gonna care who one, two, three, and four are.

SPEAKER_00 2:05:40

Okay. Because I'm like, what the hell?

SPEAKER_07 2:05:43

Star Lord.

SPEAKER_06 2:05:49

Oh, d' importance, it's two or three, but importance, kinda because it's his fucking fault. It's his fault. Really? It's his fault. This son of a bitch getting all mad and shit when they had a plan. It's his fault. His fucking fault.

SPEAKER_09 2:06:07

If that's the case, you can blame strange. He let it happen. It's the only way they can win.

SPEAKER_07 2:06:19

You have a middle ground boy? We'll go three. That's fine. I mean, we just watched one of his movies, why not? Yeah. It's a me. Kingpin. Hey Dean. Four? Ten.

SPEAKER_00 2:06:35

If you're I'm kidding. I'm just so sick of fucking kingpin. I'm so fucking sick of fucking kingpin. Every fucking episode here's kingpin. Vanessa. Vanessa. Vanessa.

SPEAKER_07 2:06:46

Do you know where Vanessa is? Vanessa. Hold on. Vanessa. I love the actor.

SPEAKER_06 2:06:52

I love you love this picture.

SPEAKER_12 2:06:58

How about we have some wine?

SPEAKER_06 2:07:00

I just sit there like, God, shut up. I love you, man. I love you in Dinofrio, but stop, please. I can't do this anymore. You've been the villain of Daredevil for almost the entirety of an old series and not a new one. Like, god damn. And you bring in Moose and you kill him, even though you're bringing him back in away. What do we got left? Two and four. He's the mayor on the TV shows. You don't even know he's four. You don't even know he's mayor in the MCU because they ignore the TV shows half the fucking time. So four, I'll go four just because it's because would you tell us he's mayor in these fucking movies, please? Don't give a fuck. Who's our epic two?

SPEAKER_01 2:07:46

Daredevil.

SPEAKER_06 2:07:47

Yay!

SPEAKER_01 2:07:49

I would make the argument that Kingpin and Daredevil should technically be flipped.

SPEAKER_06 2:07:54

Yeah, you could. The only thing that could do it is if Daredevil is actually in that scene, they edit it out no way on brand new day. They edited him out. Some people said it edited Hulk out. I'm like, why is Hulk jumping at the hand ninjas?

SPEAKER_07 2:08:09

He just wouldn't do this and they'd all fly away. Lex Luthor. Oh shit. Look at Jay.

SPEAKER_12 2:08:22

Are we still talking Snyder only?

SPEAKER_06 2:08:24

Uh-huh. Snyder. Oh boy, I I actually had Holt on my mind, but I'm like, oh, Isenberg? Oh boy. Five?

SPEAKER_07 2:08:33

He's important, but I gotta put him out of five just as a principle because he's so fucking bad. Hulk. Oh fuck. I wasted five. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_06 2:08:57

He does not like MCU Hulk. He don't like it. He don't fucking like it. He would have put him at five. I know he would have. I wasted five. Five. You gotta go four then. Yeah. He not even PewDiePod? You're like, don't care. That's out. I don't even care about that anymore. There's one good fucking thing he did. What about in Thor I shouldn't bring this up, but I don't care. What about in Thor Ragnarok when he he threw to bed to keep Valkyrie and he said, no, please stay. Please? That was funny. You're like, that's why I hate it. Look at me.

SPEAKER_10 2:09:32

Do I make this harder to do that? Do you know who he was supposed to get with in that movie? Stay, please? Do you know who he was supposed to get with in that movie?

SPEAKER_06 2:09:39

I saw his fucking son. Don't even where the fuck was she? You bring that up again? You hate God. That's Jay's. Jay almost probably broke his TV watching She-Hulk. Oh, I'm done. Who we got next?

SPEAKER_01 2:09:54

Spoon food you spoon food you the rest of this list, or do I make it somewhat harder? I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 2:10:00

Jay just thought of Hulk, so he might um scarb, so he might need to be spoon-fed though.

SPEAKER_00 2:10:05

Because his brain probably went because how bad that is.

SPEAKER_07 2:10:09

Fuck it'll kill me. Venom. Venom. Venom. MC. He's not technically he was.

SPEAKER_06 2:10:26

Oh my god, he's doing that because he was in the MCU for three seconds. And he left the but he left the symbiote behind.

SPEAKER_10 2:10:35

He has now pulled this on you four times and he's fucking listing. You expect him not to do it?

SPEAKER_06 2:10:40

What his technicalities? He was in the MCU for three seconds. He got a scene, he's in the MCU. He loves it. Look at him. He's like, four. Fine, four. You don't have four. What do we got? One, two, three, four. One, two, three.

SPEAKER_10 2:10:57

Hulk.

SPEAKER_06 2:10:58

You wanted to say fuck you to Hulk so bad. Well, yeah, because we used five and four already, didn't we? Yeah, Luthor. We gotta put no three, fine. He's got Peter's gonna get the symbiote eventually. It'll pay off in the long run.

SPEAKER_07 2:11:10

He he popped in there for three seconds, left the symbiote, and left. Wonder Woman. Probably one. Oh, Galga Do.

SPEAKER_06 2:11:29

Probably one, lost some aura points, and Superman just headbutted her into oblivion, but this is gonna make me sound sexist as shit, too.

SPEAKER_05 2:11:39

This go Because I've said two before!

SPEAKER_01 2:11:44

Which one are you gonna go with? Ian, are you gonna listen to Jay or are you gonna listen to you? Listen to himself.

SPEAKER_06 2:11:50

I'm gonna go one. Because I wanna see if I fucked it up.

SPEAKER_07 2:11:55

You fucking ass. He didn't just listen. Would I put two?

SPEAKER_05 2:12:01

Yeah, who got number two? Who got the shit symbol?

SPEAKER_07 2:12:06

I'm gonna quit. I swear to God.

SPEAKER_10 2:12:11

Who was two? I'm not gonna say it. No, you gotta say it. You have to say it from here and here.

SPEAKER_06 2:12:18

Who was too I swear to god if it's Superman No, it's not Superman. He did not make the list, unfortunately.

SPEAKER_07 2:12:27

He didn't even put Cavill on there. Nope, but it's the other big one. You said Batman already, didn't you? Yeah. Who the fuck?

SPEAKER_06 2:12:41

DCER.

SPEAKER_00 2:12:48

You gotta be shit.

SPEAKER_01 2:12:50

Iron Man. You put Iron Man? The I the legacy of the MCU.

SPEAKER_06 2:12:57

I keep thinking of my dick. I thought the woman at once. That list was spoon-fed to you, and you went with Wonder Woman over Iron Man. Why? You do this for torture. You like to torture us. I didn't try to torture us. I controlled five out of the 55. Me and Jay had a hard day. We had a had a fucking.

SPEAKER_08 2:13:31

How do you manage to blow the last thing on your list every time?

SPEAKER_06 2:13:35

I don't blow it on.

SPEAKER_10 2:13:39

I listen to him. I'm taking no blame on this one because what did I say? I generally blow the first thing. But fuck.

Long Day Wrap Up And Gripes

SPEAKER_06 2:13:47

Hold on. Crazy. I completely did that one on purpose to get you like, wait, oh wait a minute. What? I was actually fucking paying attention to that. But we've worked for three hours, three and a half hours sweeping. Walked around, went to a store and spent money because they had a bunch of pops in there at the mall, so that was stressful. Money spending stressful.

SPEAKER_01 2:14:11

All I'm gonna say is Sakura and you blew it. Oh fuck you.

SPEAKER_06 2:14:15

Can't fucking see Project Hill married. So I have the great idea to go see Durinder, the Revenge, which turned out to be the stuff of legend. Then we go see Mario, then we deal with these top five blind ranks that we fuck up. Let's watch Durinder again. That'll cheer us up. Oh no. You'll fall asleep this time. Oh yeah. Yeah, we will.

SPEAKER_09 2:14:38

No, actually, no, the soundtrack will fucking wake us up.

SPEAKER_06 2:14:44

It had the very correct Bollywood track to just make you go, yeah! Hey, I'm gonna start crying if Jay sets that to his alarm. It's not a bad idea.

SPEAKER_08 2:15:00

No, you can still find a way to destroy it.

SPEAKER_06 2:15:02

I don't know if he could sleep through that. I don't know if anyone can sleep through that. I somehow didn't sleep through him spamming my phone. It was just on vibrate.

SPEAKER_08 2:15:10

By the way, I'm gonna start sending you different other other meet themselves spam to wake you up on Saturdays. Oh what? He told me to spam his phone to wake him up for the for getting a. Oh, the games.

SPEAKER_10 2:15:21

Alright, okay. I thought you were talking about me.

SPEAKER_06 2:15:23

No, let me fucking sleep. He needed that. I I messaged him at five. He's like, my alarm set for one for four fifty. And you I want these 50 minutes. You give them these, give me these 50 minutes. We had to go and have a very productive day at work. No, it wasn't. That was not, it wasn't. It was productive for cleaning, but they're gonna make us do that shit one more Saturday, and I'm gonna be in that bitch moping. J2. The only thing that can cheer us up, though, is the done on their soundtrack.

SPEAKER_07 2:16:00

Oh yeah. Well, I guess that's it.

SPEAKER_06 2:16:04

Good night, everybody.

SPEAKER_07 2:16:08

Wow.

SPEAKER_06 2:16:10

Signing off, maybe. I don't know.

SPEAKER_10 2:16:13

I don't know. I'm not done. He's like, I'm done. I'm done. Put a fucking.

SPEAKER_06 2:16:17

I don't have to be done. I'm not, I don't need the fork in me, but I'm Iron Man killed you that much, huh? No, Iron Man did not kill me. It's just I can't I just got so pissed.

SPEAKER_08 2:16:28

Iron Man has the icing on the kick. Sakura as well killed him, and then he still hasn't recovered from that one.

SPEAKER_10 2:16:32

That's your fault. That is all you to himself! Are you sure? Yes! Are you sure manipulator?

Frieren Praise And Favorite Episodes

SPEAKER_06 2:16:39

That gives me depression.

SPEAKER_10 2:16:41

Your shirt says everything about how you speak to us.

SPEAKER_06 2:16:44

Whenever I go to Lost World, I see fucking Sakura statues and reminded of them. Like, uh oh, I do that. There ain't no fucking way. I'd have accepted anyone on that list at one. But not Sakura, for God's sakes. The fact that you put the person you would put at one in the spot just before that? I would have put Freerin at one over soccer, and Freerin is not sexualized at all. She's just a little elf girl. Don't have don't tell the internet that. Nope. Yeah, I know that. Savannah at Lostware gets really pissed. Like, don't sexualize Freerin, please. She's just a cute little elf girl.

SPEAKER_01 2:17:20

She should stop getting stuck in a mimic.

SPEAKER_11 2:17:24

God damn, giving everyone an angle they want to see.

SPEAKER_06 2:17:29

Loves her head padded. She will take head pads for grimoires and shit. Okay. We'll take headpats. Matt said the next episode of Free Run I Watch might get me, so I'm curious.

SPEAKER_08 2:17:41

I'm gonna be sitting there like, oh it's not gonna get you as much as the date. It's the same level of intimacy that the date date part of that episode got gets you. But it's another it's another Himmel. One liner.

SPEAKER_06 2:17:54

It's like oh it hurts. That show gave well, okay. This could be my last little snippet here. That that fucking free rand gotta stop with these bangers. Gave me two. Every episode's good, but it gave me two ten out of ten episodes. Episode eight, the first one.

SPEAKER_08 2:18:12

By the way, Stark goes ten out of ten on this one too, again.

SPEAKER_06 2:18:14

Fight with Revolta. Fucking great. Great. Say that name again. Revolta. Revolta. That's the demon in episode eight that they fight. He's a fucking snake dude. It's straight out of fucking power raiders. Great. And episode two, you're gonna fucking love episode two, but you're gonna hate it because of what I do in episode episode two. Because freaking episode two is about the hero of the so-called two? No. Episode Hero of the South. I already know what you're gonna say of me. That's fucking Low. Low's the hero of the South. You you what do he do? He's gonna be like jump up with a fucking katana and kill shit.

SPEAKER_02 2:18:50

Hero of the South.

SPEAKER_06 2:18:51

Hero of the South is a badass, but what about what a legend? What do I always do to Lolo? Like, oh you oh, he fucking dies. Dick. He cleared a path. He cleared a path for me, though. It's just oh, that whole episode. Oh. A sunnier hero will come. I don't fucking work with you anymore, and you're still killing them off. But I'm gonna I like say because Jay's like, what are you talking? He killed three demon sages and schlocked. Jay's like, what are you talking about? I ain't watched it. Fuck you say Schlocked! Matt's like, T you don't even know who the fuck you're talking about. The demon king's right.

SPEAKER_10 2:19:27

Man! America owes Israel a lot of money. Oh my god, did Schluck come from?

SPEAKER_06 2:19:35

Wait, Mashuko Tensai is coming back relatively soon, too. It's next season the top. Oh fuck. That's a summer. That's a summer one. Yep. Or we're ending it with random animations. I don't care.

SPEAKER_10 2:19:46

But we watched an Indian movie based on Pakistan, and you pull out a fucking schluck. That's his name! Schluck the omnipotent!

SPEAKER_06 2:19:56

Schluck! That's his name! It's German as fuck! That's German? Schluck! Yeah, that's why I kind of hunt.

SPEAKER_10 2:20:06

Okay, no, it's German as fuck to me. I suppose the Jewish can't help but using German words when they're trying to hide. Schluck.

SPEAKER_08 2:20:16

I think he's I think he's giving it a thought. I think he's associating it too much with schmuck.

SPEAKER_06 2:20:21

Schmuck. It's the way he said it. Oh, and and free the season is European descendants is the season is gonna end with fucking.

SPEAKER_11 2:20:31

It's not my fault. His people also killed people just to start wars.

SPEAKER_06 2:20:37

How do you think I feel watching Mighty Nine anytime Jester speaks? Laura Bailey literally confirmed she didn't say Serbian, but she said set Southern Central Europe. That's Slavic country, man. So I'm like, if I ever met her, I'd be like, I see what she did with that place. I could go up to her and starts talking in a Slavic accent book.

SPEAKER_08 2:21:00

Wait till she has to do her German impersonation. Oh no. As Jester.

SPEAKER_05 2:21:06

Isn't that a running joke? What? For her doing different accents? Or is it just no?

SPEAKER_06 2:21:15

You know, one thing. Or she just trying to impersonate the other guy. What's the screen? Critical roll.

SPEAKER_05 2:21:22

Yeah.

Critical Role Quotes And Deep Cuts

SPEAKER_06 2:21:22

That's why. One thing Critical Roll has given me now, just be added to my bucket list. I don't give a shit. Matt's gonna know right where I'm going with this. Um, I need to go in Marisha Ray's line at some point, and I need to get a Murray autograph. And she you want a quote? Yes, I would like a quote. Can you guess what quote I want? She'll only get it once you show once you show her the Murray poster sign.

SPEAKER_02 2:21:48

You have a Murray poster.

SPEAKER_08 2:21:50

I do not have one in line because she's gonna have one for every character. I'm more experience. What do you think is gonna be the most quoted line she said for Murray?

SPEAKER_06 2:22:01

It's the one he wants. I wouldn't know. I'm not I said it in the car. You must have forgot. They're having a discussion, and he's I think it's Azune. Azune is talking about kissing ass. And she's like, I have more experience eating ass and kissing it. And I'm like, that's an actual honest to God quote. I told you I had to pause the I had to rewind the video at work. Like you just say I expect that shit out of Laura, not Marissa as much.

SPEAKER_08 2:22:32

Nothing about Thimble's character is kissing ass.

SPEAKER_06 2:22:35

No. That is such a weird fucking. I still haven't really the character still ain't fleshed out enough for me to really get a full-on. I think that happens when you have three separate tables going. Well, I'm just why my coworker stopped watching. He can't follow it anymore. Oh my.

SPEAKER_08 2:22:56

He has brain issues during the day, so keeping track of three different tables following three different story arcs is break breaking it. I mean by the time we get back to another table, he ain't gonna remember what the table did last.

SPEAKER_09 2:23:11

I suppose it's not like they're breaking down the tables into their own section of videos. No.

SPEAKER_06 2:23:16

It's just arc, arc, arc, arc, arc.

SPEAKER_00 2:23:18

Trying to think of getting autographs from critical role characters, what would the quote, what would the quotes be? I can think of a few. Murray's obvious. If you want to go back classic, everyone knows the grog quote. I would like.

SPEAKER_01 2:23:33

Yes. I don't even know. Why would you finish it? To rage. I don't know. I don't know if Percy used his line in the anime that everybody quotes for him. I don't know if he said I don't remember if he said it in the anime now.

SPEAKER_06 2:23:47

I deadass just have him say, just what introduce- means things to live. I just have you know what I'd have, Tallison? I don't think so. I don't remember if he did. You know what I'd have, Talison? Or because Matt does it perfectly, probably like Talison in it, but oh, what quote would you like? Introduce yourself to me. The whole fucking name. I love it. Matt just rolls it off the tongue so perfectly, because I I will never remember that to say it perfectly.

SPEAKER_08 2:24:17

I'll never heard him say it 5,000 times.

SPEAKER_06 2:24:22

I'm sure Jester will have about five million quotes, I would want, so I can't really.

SPEAKER_09 2:24:29

Is it gonna be one about cupcakes or one about dildos?

SPEAKER_06 2:24:32

Oh my god. I did like when she was in the mirror. You pooping? You pooping. Just because my guts rumbling doesn't mean I've pooping. I would hope he's he's not pooping right there. In my pants. I'm only 35 years old, it's going on like 80. Can't handle it. You know, Keelith. God, Keeleth wouldn't have that many quotes because I liked Keeleth, but I didn't love Keeleth all the time, so that's kind of a weird one. Put a spin on it, be like, I'm going to Avatar State. Oh my god. Keeleth is widely considered the most the strongest character in critical role history, so. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_08 2:25:17

Like There's a reason she won the level 20 battle royale.

SPEAKER_06 2:25:21

She's completely unreadable. No, it's I just got on a side tangent of God. What what are some quotes? What are some quotes I like? I also like Grog's quote when they're in when they're in hell and he gets turned into a bunny. That's also funny.

SPEAKER_07 2:25:37

Why am I a bunny?

unknown 2:25:39

I'm a bunny.

SPEAKER_07 2:25:41

What are you doing? It gets turned into a bunny.

SPEAKER_06 2:25:44

I wonder if that's actually funny. I wonder if that's actually campaign. Or that's just that. No, that's not.

SPEAKER_01 2:25:51

That entire thing in hell didn't happen that way. They didn't go to hell at that point in the story. But I did not pull Yank from hell.

SPEAKER_06 2:26:03

I'm gonna have a lot of fun with season four of Vox, though, simply because the whispered one. Vecna! The whisper Vecna. I just got him. Yep. And I think Matt explained it to me that fake Vecna. Wizards of the code owns that fucking name. You can't use that fucking name. What the fuck? What the fuck does stranger things know then? We're using it. What they just can't we're using it.

SPEAKER_09 2:26:30

Netflix probably just was like, alright, here's the money we want to use.

SPEAKER_06 2:26:33

Here, we're using that name.

SPEAKER_09 2:26:34

That's the only thing we really want to use completely.

SPEAKER_06 2:26:39

We didn't want to use the name.

SPEAKER_10 2:26:41

Actually, no, did they have to use pay to use the rights of DD logic? Like rules and shit.

SPEAKER_08 2:26:48

I don't think you need to pay for anything in terms of D stuff, but they needed to pay for the lobsters. Demi Gorgon is straight up DD too.

SPEAKER_07 2:26:57

Yeah. What didn't Matt the way it looks?

unknown 2:27:00

No. Okay.

SPEAKER_07 2:27:01

What didn't Matthew? Demi Gorgon's is technically a two-headed demon in D. I was gonna say it didn't.

SPEAKER_00 2:27:10

Matt did say I will in Mighty Nine. I think it was a knot ingester to a lot of shit, like a detective thing or something. You're like, you'll love that.

SPEAKER_01 2:27:18

That should take place more so in season two.

SPEAKER_08 2:27:22

You'll love that. And of course Molly still has to die.

SPEAKER_05 2:27:27

You just have to bring it up over time to look forward to.

SPEAKER_06 2:27:32

Here's the thing, though. Here's the thing.

SPEAKER_00 2:27:33

Matt always says, you like anime Molly, Dean. You might not like campaign Molly as much. He always says that.

SPEAKER_01 2:27:40

Campaign campaign Molly was a dick.

SPEAKER_09 2:27:45

This is like kind of true to what his character's background is supposed to be, though. Not really. At least what I'm the vibes I'm getting off of uh his story from the show.

SPEAKER_06 2:27:57

Oh my favorite line from not so far is all is probably a lesser-known line. When they're in the fucking head be dead, when they're in the fucking cell, and and Jester's like Ford's a ship captain. I got more calluses on my cooch. Me. Like goddamn.

SPEAKER_08 2:28:18

They were never arrested.

SPEAKER_06 2:28:19

They were never arrested in campaign one. And of course. And of course the trailer. Oh, then me getting fucked up. Oh, that's a that's a woman? Yes, Dean, that not a woman. Some of her thinking it's a man.

SPEAKER_10 2:28:37

And still kind of being the voice actor, I swear to God.

SPEAKER_06 2:28:45

Fresh cut grass. That'll get Jay going. Hey, won't you be talking about fresh crass? I don't know what it is about that name that I just vibe with. Fresh cut grass.

SPEAKER_07 2:28:56

Until you find out the recent horror's name. Nah.

Exhaustion Talk And Sign Off

SPEAKER_09 2:29:03

Alright, folks.

SPEAKER_07 2:29:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 2:29:05

I don't know what kind of tangents we can go on anymore to get it. Yeah, it's about done.

SPEAKER_06 2:29:09

Like the three-hour mark. Me and me and Jay's brains are about mushy and he's still gotta get home. Yeah. Three fucking hours will be up for 24 hours. You're all you're just saying fuck it, 24 hours with how bad we slept. Yeah. Yeah, you might as well, because that sleep was terrible. I went to sleep at midnight. If you went right to sleep, good, it would have been about five hours. You're like, no, I don't count five. I don't count. You started spamming me at four. Not a spam, I said just an I am.

SPEAKER_07 2:29:44

What? We got there at 5 30. Yeah. And left at God, when did we leave? 9-ish.

SPEAKER_09 2:29:55

9-ish, yeah. I was fine clocking out when I did because no matter what the fuck overtime I put in, I was way over what they really want me there for.

SPEAKER_00 2:30:05

Yep.

SPEAKER_06 2:30:07

I had almost 50 hours in in a week. That was something.

SPEAKER_07 2:30:11

They don't want to hear about this. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_06 2:30:13

Yeah, you guys want to hear about our work? Good night, everybody.