Scream 7 Reality Check

Scream 7 left us with the kind of mixed feeling that only a long-running horror franchise can deliver: we’re laughing, we’re annoyed, and we’re still replaying the killer reveal in our heads. We break down what we genuinely liked, from the blood, the creative kills, and a few great character moments, to the parts that made us go “wait, why did they do that?” We also get into the franchise DNA that Scream lives on: the end reveal, the suspects, and the fine line between self-aware and straight-up messy.

Then we zoom out to the real horror story: the movie theater experience. If you’ve ever had a crowd talk through a film, react like they’re part of the cast, or turn a slasher into accidental comedy, you’ll feel this. We talk trailers that spoil too much, why certain scenes feel ripped through the marketing machine, and why nostalgia sells even when the story doesn’t hit the same.

After the review, things get unhinged in the best way with blind rankings across pop culture: 90s cartoons, comic book villains, video game franchises, fast food, and NFL players, plus a couple targeted lists that turn into full-on roasts. If you want a Scream 7 review with real opinions and a hangout vibe that keeps escalating, hit play, subscribe, and share the episode with the friend who always talks during movies. What was your biggest Scream 7 complaint or your hottest franchise take?

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Welcome And First Reactions

SPEAKER_07 0:13

Hello, all.

SPEAKER_11 0:14

Welcome to Night Fallsville Podcast.

SPEAKER_07 0:17

Scream 7 review edition.

SPEAKER_11 0:19

Why didn't you just ask them what their favorite scary movie was?

SPEAKER_07 0:22

What is your favorite scary movie? It wasn't this one. I should have started with that because that was that was the good intro. But I was like, I'm just gonna do a try to do a ghost face thing. Very odd. Very odd movie. Because there's a there is a lot of things I liked in there, but there's a lot of things I also were like, meh. It wasn't entertaining, though. It was a very weird movie.

SPEAKER_10 0:43

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 0:44

Weird.

SPEAKER_10 0:45

For the direction they had to take with this movie because of all that apparently happened behind the scenes.

SPEAKER_07 0:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 0:50

I appreciate it for what it is. Oh, I will threw it straight in your face. This is what we had to do. This is what it is. This is what they did.

SPEAKER_06 0:56

They didn't have any problems telling you about it. Nope, they did not. Oh, there were some good lines in there. I actually loved it for it.

SPEAKER_12 1:03

And the two characters, what the fuck were their names? The the the helpers?

SPEAKER_07 1:07

Chad. I love it. I'm so happy. I'm not kidding. His name is Chad. I'm so happy they were back.

SPEAKER_10 1:14

It's such a horror movie. Fucking.

SPEAKER_07 1:15

I really like that. Mini? Minnie? Minnie? Chad and Minnie? Mindy? Mindy? Maybe it was Mindy, but it was definitely Min. If it was Mandy, I'm gonna laugh too. It's not Mandy. It was definitely. Well, they weren't gonna give her You've heard off looking at Scream 5, honestly.

unknown 1:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:34

Was she in Scream 5? She's been in the since the reboot. Oh no, I this is the first one I've actually watched. In theaters, probably. Or one of the old ones. Two. But you've seen the other ones. Nope.

SPEAKER_11 1:47

Why did you get the Because of him? Hey, let's go see Scream. Well, I'm not getting out of this one. You also want to pop it in.

SPEAKER_07 1:56

Mindy and Chad, yep. Mason Gooding, I'm just happy. I've I've seen him in a few movies. He was at Heart Eyes. He was the lead Heart Eyes. You know what's actually pissing me off? Creepy Boy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 2:08

He died for no fucking reason, man.

SPEAKER_07 2:10

That was other than his mom didn't love him anymore. I don't love you anymore. He's too much like his father.

unknown 2:16

Fuck you mean!

SPEAKER_07 2:17

No, LF creepy. One thing that is always key to a screen movie, I do gotta say, is one big critique. I didn't like the whole killer review. I didn't care. Revealed. I'm like, I know for a fucking fact, I would have rather have had it just been still fucking alive. I know for a fucking fact, both of us went, huh?

SPEAKER_06 2:33

I did the fucking dude I seen for spot 10 seconds at the fucking nut house? Doctor.

SPEAKER_07 2:40

Oh. Orderly?

SPEAKER_06 2:41

Oh great.

SPEAKER_02 2:41

Her best friend is fucking nuts all. Sydney, I want to be I wanna be like you. I've watched that.

SPEAKER_11 2:48

Okay, why didn't we see that from the beginning of the movie though? I did. You did? Yeah. Her being nuts and too into the Sydney.

SPEAKER_07 2:57

Yeah, I think.

SPEAKER_11 2:58

That's why she was trying to tell her son not to.

SPEAKER_07 3:01

Yes. She wanted to do it personally, though. Yeah, that was that was big thing about the screen movie is always the killer reveal at the end. I'm like, but to be fair, sixes wasn't all that great either. They've had trouble with that lately. To be fair, I knew going into the movie that it was the neighbor that killed her. But they didn't tell you she was the neighbor until, oh, we live next door. They didn't technically tell you she was the neighbor.

SPEAKER_06 3:25

That didn't actually come up in conversation at the coffee shop. Nope.

SPEAKER_07 3:29

Which had the most generic figure, oh, it's you.

SPEAKER_10 3:31

The most generic fucking name ever.

SPEAKER_07 3:34

But I already figured out, oh, you're the neighbor.

SPEAKER_09 3:38

Oh my god. So what movie did we go see? No, don't make me say it.

unknown 3:45

No.

SPEAKER_09 3:46

It wasn't Schindler's List.

SPEAKER_07 3:47

No. No, I've I have better sets up for that one. This is my this is for my joke.

SPEAKER_00 3:54

For your joke.

SPEAKER_07 3:54

Yeah. So what movie did we just go see?

SPEAKER_00 3:58

Scary Movie 6?

SPEAKER_07 4:00

No, we got a trailer for Scary Movie 6.

SPEAKER_10 4:04

That I missed. Oh, we lived Scary Movie 6.

SPEAKER_07 4:07

Yeah. No, we lived Scary Movie 2. Fucking bitches. No, we just saw Scream 7. This is technically Scream 4.5. I don't know what was worse. No, this was worse.

The Good, The Meh, The Weird

SPEAKER_02 4:18

This this was the worst movie experience, but I still got a kick out of it. I didn't think that's the one. Aquaman 2 was one the one that actually pissed us off. Now you want to know what this was. This one was pissing you off, but it reminded us too fucking much of Scary Movie 2.

SPEAKER_06 4:34

I'm not as I'm not hard.

SPEAKER_07 4:36

It's hard to say because I was entertained. That is the point of a movie. I'm not gonna be because some people really think it's the I see one guy say it's the worst movie he's ever seen. That's ridiculous. It's not that bad. It's like that's ridiculous. A little too hard. Like, come on now. It is scary movie too, right? Just making sure. What that scene is in Scary Movie 2. The one I know the movie theater one? Yeah, that's so one. It is that's one. Two is at the house. Like, how did she die in the first one? That's what I was trying to remember. Everybody comes back. Yeah, yeah. But I can't remember how she died in one, but except for Stu!

SPEAKER_10 5:11

Why'd it have to be a deep fake? I saw one at the end of the movie. Him to just pop up walking on the middle of the street and just but wait!

SPEAKER_07 5:20

There's more too. I don't care about explaining how we survived and shit. I think that would have been way better than what they did. Way better. Sorry, way better. Just just have Stu. They made. Matt looked right at me when they made the comment at the fucking. Maybe it'd be better if he was just alive. Matt, me. Shut up. I'm already pissed. They're making fun of me now. Hey D D D. This movie's talking to you. I know it is.

SPEAKER_06 5:46

The entire fucking movie.

SPEAKER_07 5:48

Man, I love Matthew Little. He just went right back in the stew like nothing. Like, oh, I'm good. I got that.

SPEAKER_10 5:52

You know what I think? It was probably a scheduling thing because he was doing it Five Nights at Freddy's, and then there's also the fact that he had two fucking He was barely into from what I heard.

SPEAKER_03 6:01

Fucking scene!

SPEAKER_09 6:02

Yeah. No, three. He came back as a psychological ghost. Oh good lord. His daughter. I put quotations around daughter because that lore is very loose sometimes. And the only reason I understand any of it is because of what is it? Film theory? Game theory? Mat Pac.

SPEAKER_07 6:31

You know what's funny about that since you brought it up.

SPEAKER_09 6:33

What?

SPEAKER_07 6:35

McKenna Grace was technically the third kill in both movies.

SPEAKER_03 6:54

She was the ghost hunter in two.

SPEAKER_07 7:04

So Stu got to kill her twice? No, Stu didn't kill her in five minutes, right? I'm talking plot-wise. It was still supposed to be Stu. In my head, he's still canon. He's alive. Opening opening was good, but they showed you almost the whole opening in the trailer.

SPEAKER_09 7:25

I'm like, damn. That kind of sucked.

SPEAKER_03 7:31

I mean You know what throws me off?

SPEAKER_02 7:35

I've done some home construction. I've been around construction. Who the fuck has that many drapes hanging in tarps?

SPEAKER_07 7:47

Their tarp brushes is massive.

SPEAKER_03 7:50

It was a garage.

SPEAKER_07 7:53

That's a big ass add-on. It was a house. Big ass garage.

SPEAKER_02 7:58

I used to put three cars in there. It was a two and a half car garage with a uh probably a bedroom and a half.

SPEAKER_12 8:10

Add-on to the top.

SPEAKER_07 8:11

They definitely showed it too much in the trailer because it's like he's going in the garage. Well, now you're about to get junked. That was in the trailer. Bro, I did not expect him. Bro, dad's still alive? She's she said he's a tough one. He'll live. Did you see how he got stabbed? Yeah. Seven times. No, he probably knocked around. I've been laying in this motherfucker for five hours for multiple hours.

SPEAKER_06 8:38

The most ironic part about that movie is when she's standing outside an ambulance and he just ambulance, by the way, there's no fucking nurses in there tending to him, making sure none of the gauze comes loose to ride.

SPEAKER_10 8:51

Is anybody gonna give her like, are you gonna come with me?

unknown 8:54

No.

SPEAKER_07 8:56

Fuck. To be fair, he didn't say because somebody did have to bring Tatum. So it's like he couldn't really ask questions. It's like, why was Tatum? I'm gonna tell you right now. The medical department and the police department in this fucking Woodsboro fucking suck. They all came back from vacation at the end, though, because they're all there. There they are.

SPEAKER_06 9:13

I was wondering when Ghost Space was strolling down goat mates.

SPEAKER_10 9:17

The one part of that police work that pisses me off. Okay. We see that they're patrolling it at the beginning of the curfew. Where the fuck was the patrol the rest of the curfew?

SPEAKER_07 9:26

There are less several potholes, because guess what? You also haven't heard from your boss in multiple hours.

SPEAKER_10 9:32

Yeah, let me know. We didn't find anything. And nobody ever went to the house. Nobody went to the house.

SPEAKER_07 9:39

That ain't gonna leave, too. That ain't gonna hurt me if I don't hear from my boss. That motherfucker might have burned down. The whole work might have burned down. Your chief of police is going missing. Don't listen to the podcast, please, good lord.

SPEAKER_00 9:48

I don't think he's ever going to listen.

SPEAKER_11 9:51

Thank God. Still haven't gotten Priyanka as far as we know. To listen to the podcast. She ain't even there anymore. She is, but she doesn't work at the work all anymore.

SPEAKER_07 9:59

It's kind of sad. Oh God. I don't see anyone anymore. Your chief of police has been missing for multiple hours at the scene of one of the crimes. Where's the teeth? And let alone Schumacher did call and he was supposed to call when he called. Uh-huh. I like doing it.

SPEAKER_11 10:17

Nobody goes to the house to check on him. Where were the police at the house? It's a scene of the crime. What is the one horror movie aspect? Or what's the one criminal aspect?

SPEAKER_06 10:27

Horror movie etiquette is still up in the air for every hero movie. There's gonna be what's one thing a criminal always does in every movie? It's a rule, no matter what.

SPEAKER_11 10:38

Even in Agatha Christie. The criminal always returns to the scene of the crime.

The Killer Reveal Debate

SPEAKER_07 10:44

So Jamie Lee Curtis, better mother than Neve Campbell. At least she trained her daughter how to shoot a fucking gun. And you knowing the shit doesn't end, you still tr one of them still trains the daughter to do something. There's certain things I get. You go to these movies.

SPEAKER_02 11:05

How many movies were based on Eve?

SPEAKER_07 11:08

Or uh Sydney? Almost all weren't. Yeah. Yeah, most of them. They didn't really change up the change that up till uh one, two, three, four was Sydney, I believe, and then they started no five and six five and six were kind of reboot. She was in five, but she wasn't the focal point of five. Yeah. Four is kind of that weird. I remember least about four. Four is that weird fucking one that came ten years after three. But four is probably the first one I saw. Yep. I guess you know, who the fuck was three is arguably most people's weakest one until this one. People might say this one now, but I. Like I said though, in the car, it is a very consistent franchise. Most of them are still very good to good. Friday the 13th has some fucking stinkers. Nightmare in Elm Street has some fucking stinkers. Texas Chainsaw has some stinkers. Hey, that's another thing that has been odd for me.

SPEAKER_11 12:06

I don't know why every new horror movie, if there's a fucking movie theater in the scene, guess what movie is playing?

SPEAKER_07 12:14

Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Like, it's always that one. Always. Like, can't you choose a different movie? There's just so many horror movies out there.

SPEAKER_11 12:23

What if it was Carrie? Okay.

SPEAKER_08 12:25

You have an opportunity to make a bloody fucking scene in the theater or something.

SPEAKER_07 12:30

No, they're not doing the kill on theaters. We already did it. They chose the they chose the theater instead of the movie theater. Sydney and Gail and them were in four. Okay. Okay. I had to make sure. They've she's pretty much been in all of them. Not the focal point, but she's Gail? No, Gail, Sydney. Because five is when they started doing the whole She was not in six. She was name-dropped in six, but I don't think she was ever with that. No, I don't think so. What? No, she wasn't in six. She was not in Scream Sex.

SPEAKER_09 13:00

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 13:00

Gail was. Yeah, Gail was, not.

SPEAKER_08 13:04

You pulled a me for a second.

SPEAKER_07 13:05

No.

SPEAKER_08 13:06

Instead of six, you said another word.

SPEAKER_09 13:08

No, I said six.

SPEAKER_07 13:11

You can play it back. Five. The thing though, because five was actually really good. A lot of people really liked five because it was kind of not a soft reboot, but it was a new new story arc they're going on with Berea and Ortega's character they were going on.

SPEAKER_11 13:25

And they speaking of that.

SPEAKER_07 13:27

And they killed off Dewey. That was a shock. You don't never kill off the legacy characters, and they killed a legacy character. That was surprising.

SPEAKER_11 13:34

How did you feel about this movie after that?

SPEAKER_07 13:37

What?

SPEAKER_09 13:40

Seven. After six.

SPEAKER_11 13:42

The fact that we don't have the returning characters aside from Sidney and her family and Gail.

SPEAKER_07 13:47

Oh, that bothered me because I still think it would have been better if Stu was just alive. I know it would have been weird. How do you survive that? It would have been better. I don't care. People survive all the time. I mean, of course, he wasn't one who died off screen, so we couldn't use that rule. He Lillard was a background character in Scream 3, I believe. So they could easily just retcon that that Stu was alive. He was, he was, you can see him in the background of a scene or two, I think. I heard that.

SPEAKER_08 14:16

Oh, I made that comment, by the way. When we're watching a movie, and after the first copycat, Carl died.

SPEAKER_06 14:27

I'm s yep. She's scanning everyone there, and I'm like, yeah, he's in the audience. He's in the crowd.

SPEAKER_09 14:34

The one person I wanted to die didn't die, though. Who didn't die? The director.

SPEAKER_07 14:41

Oh yeah. That smug bastard. You are Sidney's daughter. It was his really zesty voice. He's the one that arguably deserved to die the most. They kind of made you lean towards him. It's like, okay, is he one of the copycat killers?

SPEAKER_02 14:55

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_08 14:57

He did kind of have that sass in the beginning. He was like, you're supposed to have that fire, like your mother. Like what you what you talking about there, sir.

SPEAKER_07 15:07

I do have to ask the obvious question. I was like, how does anybody ever become friends with this family ever? Yeah. Hi! Everybody close to you dies. Like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_08 15:18

You come from a mental assignment or asylum?

SPEAKER_07 15:22

Well, that's people the murderer makes sense, but I'm talking about like friends with the daughters. Like, if you're not planning to be the serial killer, why are you trying to- she was raised born? Oh my god.

SPEAKER_09 15:33

Or or and hear me out here.

SPEAKER_03 15:38

They're only friends of her because of her mother. Like the creepy boy.

SPEAKER_09 15:45

Well, he was next to live next door. He didn't have a choice. Hey, what's with the fucking top out of the boyfriend, by the way? Everybody suspens the boyfriend.

SPEAKER_01 15:55

It's the easiest claim.

SPEAKER_11 15:56

Yeah, but they even leaned really hard into it. He had the fucking deepfake video of him making it.

SPEAKER_07 16:02

Well, they already said he had a background in it.

SPEAKER_11 16:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 16:07

She smashed his face in. Alright?

SPEAKER_10 16:10

It he didn't have any blood on his face at the time.

SPEAKER_11 16:13

But as soon as she goes and fucks most face in the face with a fucking board, he comes around the corner of bloody faced. They led into that one real hard.

SPEAKER_07 16:25

Director Williamson and Nev Campbell have expressed interest in making an eighth film and are both working on ideas sticks that are gonna be. It's gonna the movie's literally gonna make its budget over its budget back opening weekend. So it's gonna make fucking money. It's they're just gonna make another one.

SPEAKER_12 16:41

Nostalgia sells. We say it every fucking contest.

SPEAKER_07 16:44

Doesn't mean it's good. Hey.

SPEAKER_12 16:46

Doesn't have to be good to sell.

SPEAKER_07 16:49

Thank you for discussing Marvel's future strategy. Nostalgia. Okay, we've been living that for the past 10 years. Of course, nostalgia sells. No way home was legendary. Yes, completely different quality of nostalgia. I get it.

SPEAKER_08 17:02

Until Brand New Day comes out. Yes. He didn't catch it, and I'm glad because he would have taken the insult personally.

Trailer Spoilers And The Opening

SPEAKER_07 17:10

What what? Just what? Brand New Day is gonna be my new worship one now? Because it's the new hype one. I thought the opposite. I'm literally just trying to figure it out in my head. I'm in a good mood, hey. Go easy on the insult with pain, save it for my for my category. Oh. What was the insult? I'm dead ass wanna know.

SPEAKER_11 17:26

I'm in a good mood. I was making a joke. I was like, you know what? Brand new day may not be as good as you want it to be.

SPEAKER_07 17:32

Oh. I doubt it. We'll see though. It could be.

SPEAKER_06 17:35

It's Spider-Man.

SPEAKER_07 17:35

It's always gonna be good. There's us there's always a ridiculous bias. I I worship Spider-Man 3, and that's arguably the worst one, but come on. Bully Maguire is. Shut up. You're like, that's just you. You think that's you. It's your fault. You made the gift. Yeah, I deep faked you into it. You deep fake! He deep faked! He did. He still got it on his phone. Somewhere. Right next right next to the phone. Next to Matt. No, right next to Mashall. No, my chicken nuggies. Yeah, he actually has both of those. I put him in that too. I don't think I don't think it deserves all the c but no, like it was like 36% with critics, but audiences gave it like 78%. It's got critic people like it. Some a little too much. What?

SPEAKER_03 18:28

What?

SPEAKER_07 18:29

Our audience with us just. Oh, them a little them young wit young girls loved it. They loved it.

SPEAKER_06 18:36

I was getting two shows in one.

SPEAKER_07 18:37

You and the movie. I couldn't see all of Matt's reactions just the couple times that he looked over to you like this. I didn't react every time. It was about an hour in. It kept going. You reacted every time.

SPEAKER_12 18:49

You did. Your fists came into the air.

SPEAKER_07 18:54

I didn't look over at them with blood. I perfected the. You can hear me sigh. Oh. You didn't catch it? I did. I did get slight eye contact with one of them old ladies. I gave her the biggest fucking. Yeah, that was me that said it. You know my aura desk there? Yeah. You got it. Everybody feel it. Every time you do, feel it. You go to a movie to have fun. I'm not shame- I don't care about that, but there's a limit. Holy shit.

SPEAKER_10 19:24

If you're gonna speak that loudly, watch it yourself at home.

SPEAKER_07 19:29

There's a reason why we do have streaming services. And that's why I was gonna say before we sit down, but I lost my train of thought. That's why I always try to get a seat in between us. I don't do it because I hate sitting next to me this time. I'm glad those two that's it's not because I don't want to sit next to you. It's it's courtesy to me. It's like I like a gap, so if you want to have your little conversation, you can, and we're not interrupting each other. It's I try to do it for courtesy. What were you saying? They were fine. They didn't find that's what I'm saying is they were fine.

SPEAKER_11 19:59

Like our side was fine. It's the opposite fine.

SPEAKER_07 20:02

Oh, if Matt was sitting right next to them, I would have fucking had popcorn because he would have said something. Like, shut up. Dean does enjoy his gaps. Oh.

SPEAKER_08 20:11

You were waiting for it. Uh-huh. You warned him to shut up just like yeah. You made that comment earlier, though.

SPEAKER_07 20:18

His brain was not transisting well when you message him that you're missing it. I got to see that reaction. Yeah, I have my little mini fit that I went off. Well, so well, I w I literally watched him not process anything in his brain. Read your message on the phone, turn to me and say what it says, and then try to explain it to me versus running to the theater to go watch it. Yeah. I was my mind broke. I was literally telling him to go, and he still tried to explain it to me. My mind broke. I could not fucking believe. You gotta be kidding me. I'm it's okay. It's okay. We got the scary movie six.

SPEAKER_08 21:00

I'm fucking up numbers here because so many numbers. Well, we had screen seven, and we had all the discussion.

SPEAKER_07 21:11

Yes, yeah. Did Brenda at least say Sydney! Sydney!

SPEAKER_03 21:16

Did you say Sydney in her in a Sydney in her class? Sydney! Love it. No, I didn't know. Oh no. Did you at least see the one scene that we did get of Sydney?

SPEAKER_07 21:33

Yeah. She was an unattentive mother. Oh boy. In the terrifire mall scene. Oh god. Did they at least um I'm trying the trailer got leaked and I seen clips of it? Did they show you the subway stabbing?

unknown 21:48

Yes.

SPEAKER_06 21:49

It started out with that.

SPEAKER_07 21:50

Yay, that's almost how it started.

SPEAKER_02 21:52

For getting offensive. I I think the couple that was sitting next to me thought I was nuts because I'm sitting there laughing my ass off and they couldn't understand why. Oh, imagine if I was in that bitch. The real problem is when I started laughing at the actual movie itself.

SPEAKER_07 22:12

You're probably like, you not know what this is? That's a scary movie. No. Ron me to tell Ryan tomorrow that I need to get into the that we he needs to show up to the movie on time so that I can watch the trailer.

SPEAKER_10 22:22

I'm talking to Don't pull a Dean. You should say that.

SPEAKER_07 22:26

Uh Oh yeah, that's gonna be a joke. Dean missed one of his the trailer for one of his most hype movies for the year.

SPEAKER_06 22:33

I'm talking about during the actual screen movie. Yeah.

SPEAKER_12 22:36

I'm sitting there laughing at the deaths and stuff like that.

SPEAKER_11 22:39

And I swear to God, they looked over at me like, are you a fucking psycho? I do the same shit. I laugh at Terrifier. But that's worse.

SPEAKER_10 22:47

It's the way I was laughing. I burst out laughing one time and I think you looked at me like, what?

SPEAKER_07 22:53

No, because I do the same fucking I do the same fucking shit. I think horror movies are funny. But that's not that's not even a fucking horror movie. That's part of the reason I was getting so confused with them screaming like this movie was a comedy. It's not scary. It's a slasher movie. That wasn't a spoof, but it was a comedy. Like it's not even a fucking horror movie. Now, if you're doing it for conjuring or something, sure, I get it. Those are meant to- There's nothing scary in slasher movies, man. Nothing.

SPEAKER_06 23:18

Because they telegraph them jump scares like they actually do a scream eight. They do need to re-start, like uh jump back to the characters from six.

SPEAKER_07 23:32

Five and six.

SPEAKER_02 23:33

Five and six.

SPEAKER_07 23:34

I don't think they could ever repair ever repair that. Nope. That damage is done. The best the new focal point is the daughter. That is literally all you can do now.

SPEAKER_06 23:44

I still like the so we're literally getting 2.0.

SPEAKER_07 23:49

It was nice that Mindy and Chad still got to be in it, though. That was still nice, at least. I do have a problem with that. You do? I I thought it was here. The being in the movie was fine. Their plot device for why they were in there. They're working with Gail. Working with Gail, they never Chad definitely showed no interest in being in that kind of role.

SPEAKER_12 24:08

He was just there for Mindy.

SPEAKER_07 24:10

Yeah. He's also at the end of Six, he's dating Jen Ortega's character. So obviously that didn't work out. Yeah, yeah. It was not mentioned.

SPEAKER_09 24:22

That was that was the love trust in six.

SPEAKER_08 24:26

Yeah. We uh No explanation there.

SPEAKER_11 24:31

We didn't mention it, but Gail didn't even him looking at his phone like, oh, she's still not messaging me.

SPEAKER_07 24:37

Uh-huh. We didn't never mention it. Gail did have a top-tier entrance into the movie. Run that bitch over. Come out the car. What's that?

SPEAKER_06 24:44

That was such a scary movie fucking entrance right there. No, because they pulled that off in scary movie. Well, are we talking in the opening scene?

SPEAKER_07 24:55

Or no? No, when Gail fucking runs the killer over. Oh yeah. No, you gotta be thinking about the opening of scary movie where dad's coming home and runs his daughter over as his mom's giving him fucking a blowjob in the fucking.

SPEAKER_02 25:06

Yes!

SPEAKER_07 25:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 25:07

It's almost the exact fucking movie.

Plot Holes And Bad Police Work

SPEAKER_07 25:08

He comes up. What the hell was that? I didn't hear nothing. I almost thought. Oh, get out of my head, scary movie. Stop living in my head. Get those out of your movie. You're talking about scream. Yeah, you're right. You're right. They go hand in hand. Well about fucking Meet the Spartans.

SPEAKER_09 25:22

No, no, no, no, see.

SPEAKER_07 25:25

No! Why'd you say that? Another leg No! No! You already told us. No doesn't have the connection in his head yet. No! No, he said Meet the Spartans. There's a scene in there that kills me every time when hi-fi is for the women. Open mouth tongue kisses for the men. That's how they do it.

SPEAKER_00 25:44

Shut up at me, so shut up.

SPEAKER_07 25:47

You are literally reenacting the clip you just showed us before the movie. For the episode. I want to go shopping.

SPEAKER_11 25:55

They play good music. You turned to me as you were saying that. I don't know if it was on purpose, but you stared me in the eyes. It kissed me for my men.

SPEAKER_07 26:05

That icon that icon. If Hunter was here, he'd accept it. He'd accepted. Shout out Hunter. Or shadowing. What the f there's too many work races on this week. Yeah, I'm not here. Can we let Matt work with us for like a week just so we can unless we're not going to be able to wait till I get fired first. Are you trying to get fired? No. No. My job's being replaced with AI.

SPEAKER_11 26:34

Oh shit! I was gonna say, I know a surefire way to get fired. Just work on your car.

SPEAKER_07 26:39

That's how you know Jay's at B. We've worked on my car. It did work on their car.

SPEAKER_03 26:44

The fuck?

SPEAKER_07 26:46

Mine didn't take multiple hours.

SPEAKER_06 26:49

I didn't work on it the entire time.

SPEAKER_07 26:51

Hey man, all the ducks just fell perfectly in a row in a bad roll for Jay that day. Dog was. Discredited every fucking needle. Car was going rough. Jay forgot to punch out. He only picked one order that everything just. Hey, I rough. He saw that fucking pew. He saw that. I know, I'm just saying. Everything went. Oh man. I made it to 42 fucking pallets. And that was only 14 lines in. That was something. I don't know why you cared up now. It's not like that.

SPEAKER_11 27:24

A line in an order could be one item. However, that one item could be 10 pallets.

SPEAKER_02 27:31

Yeah. Because one line can equate to like 10,000 of that item.

SPEAKER_07 27:40

My job sheet three. Yeah. Except mine earns more twenty. I thought the uh the one big positive I'll give it the kills and the blood was good, even though it was a lot of it was CG blood. A lot of creative kills. Their tarp budget worked out. Their tarp budget. A lot of like You know what? It was the tarp that kept kept the chief alive.

SPEAKER_08 28:03

They wrapped him up so his blood stayed with him.

SPEAKER_07 28:07

They did stab him while he was covered. Yeah. The blade of the knives Ghostface uses is fucking like that and shit. And it's like, damn man.

SPEAKER_10 28:20

This might actually That was a really fucking tough knife right until the fucking aluminum bat started hitting it.

SPEAKER_07 28:26

I do have a gripe with like horror movies saying going to vi where the line is going to visit the person that lived through this like the incident, where they're going to see your dad. It's like, you're gonna be seeing him for multiple hours. He's gonna be in surgery for a bit. Yeah, they're gonna have to stitch him up. There goes another trope. Jesus Christ, that motherfucker had the dragon balls on tap when he got stepped. Shamra, just I don't don't kill me because I don't want to die. Okay.

SPEAKER_10 28:55

Who played him? What? Who played him? Who should I? Yeah, who played the chief?

SPEAKER_07 28:59

Joel McHale?

SPEAKER_09 29:01

Huh? Joel McHale. What else has he been at? A lot of stuff. Community. That's where I knew him from.

SPEAKER_07 29:12

Him and Kim Chong putting out a lot of shit.

SPEAKER_11 29:14

That's where his whole comedy shit when he's in the bed with his wife.

SPEAKER_07 29:18

My mom doesn't like him.

SPEAKER_11 29:20

No?

SPEAKER_07 29:20

No. He appears in too much. I see him too much.

SPEAKER_11 29:23

I don't like him.

SPEAKER_07 29:24

He's got that, he's got that vet show right now where he's like they're catching all the animals. But I'm gonna tell you though, there's a Hugh Jackman movie in theaters. She right there. Day one, she right there. Hugh Aquman. I'm the one that found the Songsung Blue DVD.

SPEAKER_05 29:40

I'm the one.

SPEAKER_07 29:44

I went to go look for D I went to go look for DVDs. I found one for me and two for her. There's the one for you. Predators. Predators. Badlands. Bradlands. I gotta get that one too. And then I found Wicked for Good for her and Song Sung Blue. Wicked for Good. Did you go must have gone to Walmart? No. No shit.

SPEAKER_08 30:07

There's nowhere else to buy Blu-rays physically anymore. Unless it's Amazon. We are totally advertising that on this podcast.

SPEAKER_09 30:14

Listen.

SPEAKER_08 30:15

We're not over this Philippines.

SPEAKER_11 30:17

I was literally just last our last podcast, I was editing, you know, not editing, because I don't do shit for fucking editing. Sorry, folks.

SPEAKER_10 30:28

Going over all the places that actually listen to us, he got a laugh out of it. He was like, you know, most of those are from the Philippines. Yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_11 30:37

I'm surprised that anybody in Canada or England listens to us. And somehow there's people in Germany too. It's like, how do you guys fucking understand us? Schindler list.

SPEAKER_07 30:50

Have we ever shared the Baldur's Gate story on pot? Yes, we have. That's why Germany fucks with us. You don't know, you don't remember how often you bring that up. Okay. I'm just saying, that's why Germany likes to be. They love Jay.

SPEAKER_05 31:04

They love Jay.

SPEAKER_03 31:07

What?

SPEAKER_07 31:08

Yeah, you made that joke when he was telling you the countries. We know why the Germans like our podcast. Goddamn mushroom people. We know why Serbia loves us. Yeah, well, they like anybody who's Serbian. That's just that. We don't have Serbia on the list of people who listen to us. One. We're gonna get one one day. I'll be.

SPEAKER_11 31:26

Unless that's the reason why West Dallas was listed, it's just the people from Serb Hall. Yeah, just it's only the local Serbs. Well, okay, we get this guy.

SPEAKER_07 31:37

You know, you know what? I'm very curious why I just care about the man's opinion so much. I don't know. I want to know what Ryan will think of Screams. Look at it if we find out.

SPEAKER_11 31:51

He'll have a better movie going experience than us. I hope.

SPEAKER_07 31:55

It can't get much worse.

SPEAKER_00 31:58

It'd be fucking hilarious if those same ladies went on the same night that you guys.

SPEAKER_07 32:01

Wait a minute. Here's the question. In the same theater. I die. Matt messaged me that I die. I have to buy the ticket so I can always read not to go to the theater. Here's the here. I thought about this in the car. What was worse actually, experience-wise? This tonight? Or seeing the extended cut of No Way Home with all the kids running around in a circle?

SPEAKER_01 32:20

At least they waited until the end.

SPEAKER_07 32:21

This tonight? That was worse than the kids. That was during the entire movie. The kids at least waited until the end of the movie. That's true. The kids were in. These women were not. These women were not. Kids were rained in. There were no adults in the thing at the end of the movie.

SPEAKER_11 32:39

Was No Way Home not the one that we left and went to McDonald's?

SPEAKER_07 32:44

No. No. That was a different one.

SPEAKER_11 32:45

Well, that was a different one.

SPEAKER_07 32:47

The one where the kids were running around was the last movie I ever saw at Southgate. Yeah. Was that? Yep. Because that was a completely different theater. Yep. Yep. That's when I had to take a piss and I opened a stall and there's this fucking three-foot log in the fucking toilet, and I left.

SPEAKER_06 33:01

That's where you shut the fucking. I'm not doing it. Fucking get out of there. I got a piss. I don't care enough. There's a logo.

SPEAKER_07 33:09

By the way, what was the what was the thing that attacked the guy in the car trailer that I didn't know? We walked out, we went out to get the food. It was we didn't I didn't get to see what attacked the guy in the car. The two guys in the car. We've seen the trailer before when we at Cycle Kill.

SPEAKER_06 33:22

Have you ever seen or heard of the ghost?

SPEAKER_11 33:29

There's a fucking highway in Wisconsin where there's a fucking lady ghost that's supposed to be.

SPEAKER_07 33:33

We drove the bitch. Yeah, we didn't. We didn't see shit. Yeah, it was lined with the orange cones.

SPEAKER_11 33:36

Yeah, we didn't see shit. Too much construction for her to show up. Yeah. No blowjobs for you, dude. This movie kind of looks like it's baseless.

SPEAKER_07 33:50

No, that was two. That was two. That was two. When a glass were shorty puts the bag over her head. Leave that on. That was the Easter egg of the girl in the picture on the in the Stu Makers.

SPEAKER_10 34:02

It kind of felt like it was that.

SPEAKER_03 34:04

Because his friend died. Fucking literally got thrown through the fucking window.

SPEAKER_02 34:11

He's driving.

SPEAKER_06 34:13

Obviously nowhere, because the fucking bitch kept showing up on the side of the road four separate times.

SPEAKER_11 34:18

Next thing you know.

SPEAKER_00 34:19

And by the way, this got a reaction out of the fucking ladies next to us as well. Oh God. Why didn't you warn us?

SPEAKER_07 34:26

He didn't expect it to be that bad. I don't think it's a trailer.

Franchise Consistency And Sequel Ideas

SPEAKER_06 34:29

I mean, it was just a fucking trailer because it was that half of the fucking theater that still jumped. That half of the theater, like our half where we were sitting, was fine. The other half, not so much. God.

SPEAKER_07 34:45

They were segregated in the car. So what you're saying is we were segregated appropriately.

SPEAKER_06 34:52

No, no, we were not. If we were segregated appropriately, they'd be in their own fucking theater. I mean, the theater is for all those that don't know how to shut their mouths.

SPEAKER_07 35:03

They showed they showed a little bit of an extended trailer for obsession. I was happy. I'm like, come on, give me that. That one's been out for a bit. I didn't pay attention. It has been? Yeah, that one's been a good thing. The last nice scene it was just him and the car calling. Now they extended it. Honestly, the only thing I'm happy I missed was Greg talking to his brother. Huh? Marcus Greg talking to his brother with I'm getting sick of the joke card.

SPEAKER_06 35:25

That got cut. Yes! They literally started at the point where they're arguing about who's better. Which I thought was funny.

SPEAKER_07 35:36

Oh, they're fucking bad. You know the Marcus brothers or their okay. They started in the middle of their bit. I'm better at this.

SPEAKER_05 35:45

Okay. They didn't even play the whole thing.

SPEAKER_07 35:49

Oh god. It's kind of sad when we have that shit memorized. Oh, I mean, let's see, what let's see what movie is Matt. You said you want you could talk a little bit about how many people. Yep. Oh. I just don't want to see that. That's not my we're gonna see it eventually.

SPEAKER_05 36:05

Oh wait. It'll be a streaming at some point. Shit.

SPEAKER_09 36:08

Just don't know where. Speaking of which. Sorry, Netflix. Sorry. Didn't hear that news, right? No. Paramount's getting Warner Brothers, not Netflix.

SPEAKER_03 36:23

Really?

SPEAKER_07 36:24

I'm not mad about it. Netflix Paramount. Pulled out? What? No, pulled out of the deal. Yeah. Shut up. Everything. I'm not even.

SPEAKER_03 36:37

I didn't even say it for a seating.

SPEAKER_07 36:39

My intent. Oh, he said pull out.

SPEAKER_03 36:42

I'm talking about whatever.

SPEAKER_07 36:44

No, they went into Paramount up the offer to$111 billion. Oh, Netflix. Yeah, they were stopped at 83. So, okay, I guess Watermount isn't going to have any more Bay films.

SPEAKER_00 37:02

Oh, damn.

SPEAKER_06 37:04

No, I can't afford it.

SPEAKER_07 37:07

One of the weirdest things I've ever I've seen lately. Unless Bay was like, bring it on. It's bringing on a lot of speculation. I'm wondering, yeah, what's Netflix? Disney bought Fox for 69 million. Nice. Billion. They paid almost double to get Warner Brothers. It might change, but fucking, what's his name? Disney bought Fox for 69.

SPEAKER_09 37:35

Not 67, 69. Fox.

SPEAKER_03 37:41

Fuck.

SPEAKER_09 37:42

Yeah, they did that number on purpose.

SPEAKER_08 37:47

Nice. It would have been even more hilarious if somehow Paramount purchased WP for 67.

SPEAKER_06 37:57

No, just generational curse thing right there.

SPEAKER_07 38:00

I've been having hope lately that the DC.

SPEAKER_10 38:03

Because when Disney bought Fox, our millennial generation was just, you know, aging out of being popular.

SPEAKER_07 38:09

Now we're a joke. I wonder if it's gonna change now that Paramount's, but I've been having hope that the DCEU might not be dead. Because Paramount's Snyder does nothing but post pictures of DCEU characters on Instagram. Nothing but. And I'm like, you trying to tell us something? Is it not dead?

SPEAKER_06 38:26

You're gonna what do you think? You know how Gunn actually said, you know, I don't mind continuing their universe. It would just be an else world.

SPEAKER_07 38:35

I I wonder. Gunn does not shy away from the multiverse. Oh no. We've seen that. And you know, and you know the world will cream their pants if they see Cavill again as Superman, me included. Yeah, I put myself in.

SPEAKER_11 38:48

You already creamed your pants when he was over eight.

SPEAKER_07 38:52

Cavillry. Cavali.

SPEAKER_11 38:55

I gotta leave it open for you to say.

SPEAKER_07 38:58

I'm gonna tell you though, if I'll be leaving. If I'm ever at like a it would never happen. If I'm ever, if some miracle I'm in like LA or some shit at a premiere that Cavill's at, I'm gonna just be there next to the rail and yell, Warhammer's amazing. He'll come over and talk. Is this before or after you're done staring at his ass? Oh Jesus Christ. Warhammer's amazing. Yeah. After. Then we'll just talk about Warhammer for like an hour. I don't know nothing about Warhammer, but also. So that's me. That's the first thing.

SPEAKER_06 39:31

I know.

SPEAKER_07 39:32

He's gonna ask you what army me.

SPEAKER_02 39:37

Do you paint yourself purple?

SPEAKER_09 39:41

That that's a thing. It makes you invisible. I don't know if that still is it's a joke on the internet as far as I know. So why people like the guy so much?

SPEAKER_07 39:54

He's a fucking nerd.

SPEAKER_11 39:58

At least I think it is.

SPEAKER_00 39:59

There's a race of orcs in I think I think it is Warhammer that paint themselves purple and it makes them invisible.

SPEAKER_07 40:06

The man I listened to an interview. It was an older interview, it might have changed out. He like bought like a barn style type house. He has his most cherished section of his house, he said, with his corner where his computer is. That's his most cherished section of the house.

SPEAKER_03 40:26

Oh god. I don't know why I did that.

SPEAKER_07 40:34

We covered pretty much every aspect of fucking screams. That's why I asked Matt how his movie was. I mean, me and Jay can talk about psycho. We accidentally cut him off. No, I cut myself off. Oh, you cut him. I think he did. I brought up Paramount. Yep.

SPEAKER_08 40:49

Oh yeah. Me and Jay.

SPEAKER_00 40:51

Tell us about the movie.

SPEAKER_07 40:52

How to make a killing is fine. It's fine. It's fine. Should we change it to the title to How to Make a Killer? No, because he's not a very good killer. He's creative.

SPEAKER_08 41:02

I kind of caught that from the trailer.

SPEAKER_07 41:04

He's creative and knows more than a lot of people do about what can kill someone.

SPEAKER_00 41:10

But yeah, well, he kind of seemed like a very depressed person at the beginning, and you think about things without realizing it.

SPEAKER_07 41:23

Because he knew there was a better life for him out there. He just knew that seven people had to die first.

SPEAKER_11 41:28

Oh. Well, there's his reasoning for thinking that far.

SPEAKER_07 41:32

But he wasn't thinking that far.

SPEAKER_09 41:33

No?

SPEAKER_07 41:34

Not the entire movie. He was taking it one step at a time.

SPEAKER_10 41:39

Did he have a lay-out plan?

SPEAKER_07 41:41

No.

SPEAKER_08 41:41

So he just did it.

SPEAKER_07 41:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 41:44

Each time. He was a Nike commercial. Kinda.

SPEAKER_09 41:47

He shy laboufed.

SPEAKER_07 41:49

Uh-huh. No, he did not get arrested in Mardi Gras.

SPEAKER_09 41:55

Oh god. Leave the man alone. He's going through a rough breakup again. Hey.

SPEAKER_07 42:05

Mia Goth's open for you. Oh, I love Mia Goth. That's a horror clean right there. I know a lot of people are were mad at the tone shift of the movie.

SPEAKER_11 42:14

So what how would you describe he went from not so rich to rich?

SPEAKER_07 42:19

No. So from the trailers, you get it more of a you get a different tone than what you get as the opening scene of the movie. Oh.

SPEAKER_09 42:29

Was there more scenes of him in this shitty apartment? No. How much do you want me to ruin?

Theater Chaos And Audience Etiquette

SPEAKER_07 42:38

As long as we're talking about the movie, spoilers. Okay. So everything in the trailer that you saw, it's like, oh, he actually getting into the murders and whatever. He opens up in prison. Oh boy. It's a reverse story. He's in prison for murder. They don't tell you who's murder, but it opens up with him on death row being killed by the end of the day. Because that was witness sentences. He is telling the story of his life to a priest. Because that's what you do on death row. What the? No, that's a death that is a No, no, no. I'm just saying, God, it seems kind of dark from the trailer, Matt's right. Yeah. So it was much more happy and expedited based on the trailer. This is setting up a different tone by having him start out in prison.

SPEAKER_00 43:28

Why do I understand that?

SPEAKER_07 43:30

No, because this is the very book thing. This is based out of a book. So I understand what they're doing, but that's not what you showed in the trailer. You shot the trailer wrong. They lured people into the movie.

SPEAKER_11 43:41

Yes.

SPEAKER_06 43:41

They s oh my god, that was marketing genius. People weren't happy with it. They don't care if you're happy with it, you spent your money on it.

SPEAKER_07 43:51

I wanted a funny killer movie, and I got this dark movie. Yeah. Then you go then you then you get his story why his mom was kicked out of the family, etc. etc. Oh boy, I felt bad for daddy.

SPEAKER_09 44:03

What? Well, hold on.

SPEAKER_07 44:04

His dad.

SPEAKER_09 44:05

His dad. What happened to his dad?

SPEAKER_07 44:09

Kids' life just starts with murder.

SPEAKER_06 44:11

Do I have to read the The book?

SPEAKER_07 44:12

No, because the book it's based out of the book. It's not like the book.

SPEAKER_06 44:15

Based out of the book.

SPEAKER_07 44:16

So mom hooks up with the guy that was visiting the house, has and gets pregnant with him. So she gets kicked out of the family because she doesn't want to get rid of him. That was that was shown in the trailer. Dad dies in the hospital room watching mom give birth. He just has a brain ineurism that snaps.

SPEAKER_03 44:38

Talk about escalating quickly.

SPEAKER_07 44:42

So he's just raised by single mom. Most of the movie, and she gets cancer.

SPEAKER_06 44:51

Does he get a nice mixtape to remember her by?

SPEAKER_07 44:54

No, this isn't Guardians of the Galaxy. He gets archer archery lessons instead. Before being sent to New York Walker. Hold on, hold on. I gotta say, I gotta say this. So it leaves my head.

SPEAKER_11 45:09

Before every kill, does he say you failed this city?

SPEAKER_07 45:12

No.

SPEAKER_11 45:13

Damn it.

SPEAKER_07 45:13

He doesn't he only kills one of them with a bow.

SPEAKER_03 45:16

Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_07 45:18

So his first kill is the guy is the cousin on the yacht. Why would they Okay? I mean, that was that was the least that was the least prepared killing he was. So he ties his His biggest mistake is he literally gets per close to every person he kills. Except for one. His auntie doesn't get close to. He just walk he just goes to her ther spa thing and gets her to eat something. He finds out what she's allergic to and just putting a he offers her a teeth whitening treatment, which is just the polar uh foam stuff that you just you put in your teeth and it c helps clean your teeth. There was just stuff in that and that killed her. Wow.

SPEAKER_00 46:08

The grain does not want to wrap around now that one killer.

SPEAKER_07 46:12

Topher Grace dies via too much stuff in his protein shake? Oh god.

SPEAKER_11 46:21

Sadly that is possible.

SPEAKER_07 46:23

He was also Tophor Grace was also playing a extreme church leader.

unknown 46:29

No.

SPEAKER_11 46:29

Very believable. Okay. You go one of two ways after your failed appearance as Venom.

SPEAKER_07 46:38

It was very cliche because after he killed his cousin, he goes to work for his dad because he went to the funeral for the cousin. Yeah, after killing the cousin, he meets his uncle at the funeral. And he they just get to talk and he hit it off, and he felt bad for him because he wasn't around to help his mo help his mom when she died. Didn't even really know about it. So he offers him a job to work on the stock market.

SPEAKER_11 47:00

Oh, so that's where we get the office scenes.

SPEAKER_07 47:02

Yeah, that's where we get the office scenes and how he gets slowly up and coming and gets promoted there. Hooks up with Jessica Henwick.

SPEAKER_10 47:09

She's the Porter?

SPEAKER_07 47:10

No. She's the girlfriend of another one of his cousins who he killed in his Photoshop, photo office Photoshop office. Oh boy. He kills six of the seven people. He can't he he refuses. He refuses to kill his uncle because after getting working for him so long, he feels too guilty about wanting to kill him. Unfortunately, he just suffers a heart attack and dies anyway. He needs to get his body checked by a doctor immediately. So then if the movie get ends with him getting a letter from his grandpa to come see him, but the grandpa already knows that he's the one that's killed everybody else. So he's setting him up in a trap to kill him. Before he kills him. It's family-based in murder? That's why they have so much money. But Marga Qually is actually a childhood friend of Glenn Powell in the movie, and she's just slowly manipulating him throughout the interest of the movie because she needs his money. So before he goes to see Grandpa, he black she blackmails him to give her and her husband slash fiance$300 million.

SPEAKER_02 48:29

Who the fuck is the husband fiance?

SPEAKER_07 48:31

We barely know who he is. We only interacts with him once. Literally, Glenn Powell slaps the shit out of his depressed ass when he gives him the$300 million. Because he's being such a cunt and being controlled by her. He just slaps her, slaps him, gives the money, and then goes sees his grandpa. Ironically, what they don't tell you until after he even though he kills his grandpa, it's declared self-defense since grandpa shot first. Uh-huh. So that's all defense and he gets off scot-free on that one. He's being investigated for everybody else's murders because he was in proximity or close to, but they never nail him on it. Ironically, the murder that they get him for is Margot Qually's fiance because he committed suicide. The last person in his office was Glenn Powell.

SPEAKER_03 49:26

Murder, suicide?

SPEAKER_02 49:27

Is it what you said? No.

SPEAKER_07 49:29

Murder just suicide. He's after he smacks the shit out of him, he leaves the office and he's alive.

SPEAKER_02 49:33

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_07 49:33

But he killed himself afterwards because he's a prep depressed ass idiot who knows that he the 300 million is just gonna get spent by his wife and whatever. But he gets hooked on that murder and goes that's what he's in.

SPEAKER_03 49:44

How did he f was he framed?

SPEAKER_09 49:49

Yes. By the wife. Yes.

SPEAKER_07 49:53

Because there was a suicide note, but she hid it so that she could blackmail then Paul to give him all the money that his family has. I fucking hate cops in movies, man. The police. Yeah, that was probably my biggest problem is the cops. She figured out he was killing everybody, but the cops couldn't.

SPEAKER_06 50:12

There's a paper trail of the entire fucking movie.

SPEAKER_08 50:18

He could have been.

SPEAKER_11 50:20

Sorry, detective mode went in at the end there when you said, okay, this guy died by suicide. They got him for that murder. Presumably. Hold on, hold on.

SPEAKER_02 50:29

The wife had a hand in this, right?

unknown 50:32

Alright.

SPEAKER_07 50:33

Wife didn't have a hand in anything, just trying to get the money from Glenn Paul. She never actually killed anyone. She just hid her husband's murder.

SPEAKER_12 50:40

Yeah, that that's what I'm talking about.

SPEAKER_07 50:41

Hid how her hit that her husband committed suicide. She framed Powell for it by just taking the suicide note. Yeah, that's the part I'm No, but when when to get him off of Death Row, she just had to show them the suicide note that she found.

SPEAKER_10 50:54

What what evidence was dropped to where he it was.

SPEAKER_07 51:00

He was literally the last person seen leaving his office. Before they found his dead body.

SPEAKER_10 51:04

That would never hold up in the court of law. Would. Hold up in the court of law. No!

SPEAKER_07 51:09

Because of how aggressively he entered the office, it would have held up in court. Aggressively. He entered his office aggressively because he was panicked and angry that he was being blackmailed. Let alone his DNA was on the murder weapon.

SPEAKER_11 51:24

There it is.

SPEAKER_07 51:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 51:25

That's what I needed you to say.

SPEAKER_07 51:27

And his DNA would have been on his face from slapping the shit out of him. Not necessarily, unless he scratched him and Yes, I did leave out that his hand technically touched the murder weapon when he smacked his hand down with the money.

SPEAKER_11 51:39

That's what I needed to hear. That's the part that where I was trying to.

SPEAKER_10 51:43

I was like, there is no reason for these cops to fucking phenomenal murder on him just from that. Until you said that. We have a murder weapon.

SPEAKER_07 51:56

Still a good movie. There's just as many plot holes and plot conflicts as what we watched in Scary Movie to justify it being a high-ranking movie. Did you mean Scream? Yes. Okay, I was like scary movie. You lost him in the movie. I lost the number. He's losing track of the numbers. I've forgotten what movie we just saw. Me and Jay seen Psycho Kill. Which apparently wasn't very good either. Oh my god. Oh. Oh god. It was like uh into a B Batman movie. That was a B Batman movie. Because I was waiting for Batman to show up in the fucking ending. Like, I'm gonna blow up this whole island with the nuclear power plant. To be fair. The movie was actually okay right up until the fucking nuclear reactor scene. At least you said okay, because I'm like I said okay.

SPEAKER_10 52:46

I I enjoyed the film to a point because it actually felt like it was trying to go somewhere.

SPEAKER_06 52:52

Supernatural, even at whatever. It did not.

SPEAKER_07 52:57

The fact that the guy who wrote that also wrote seven mind-boggles. Here's the thing. That shit mind-boggles me.

SPEAKER_02 53:05

That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_11 53:06

If we explained this movie, you would think that this was just a copycat killer. One of his followers. It is not. Somehow the fucking killer survives and continues killing.

SPEAKER_10 53:21

You want to know the explanation they gave to that? The American government is capturing these killers and just letting them loose on random full Carlin theory.

SPEAKER_07 53:35

George Carlin made a joke about that. Oh son of a bitch. No, he wanted to he wanted to he wanted to take the actual square states and actually build fences around them and use those as the prisons. Let all the killers roam free in the states.

SPEAKER_11 53:53

This was more of like a Disney fucking the raft type thing, put in the middle of a fucking desert.

SPEAKER_03 54:01

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 54:02

The killer has this fucking face mask on, the whole movie that's designed to whatever, it's fine, there's nothing apparently wrong with it, but after a while, you hear him talk more, and after a while I just sat in that fucking chair. This is probably how it started. I'm just like, you think darkness is your That's how I became a Batman movie. It was a tough son of a bitch, though. So Faint.

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SPEAKER_03 54:28

Because the main character, the woman, she beat him up pretty bad in that fucking uh motel room.

SPEAKER_07 54:39

And he just that's your response to the first movie. Matt, I'm gonna tell you right now, I would I'd like you to walk if I ever got it on Blu-ray or something, I'd almost give you like 20 bucks to fucking watch it just because you're fucking.

SPEAKER_06 54:50

He's gonna spend 20 bucks initially to buy the film. And then he's gonna pay you 20 bucks.

SPEAKER_07 54:54

Because you I don't think he'd watch it for free. Just for him to be like, this sucks. This is terrible. Just for so I could laugh. And then get out of the way.

SPEAKER_01 55:01

So how much do I have to pay you to sit down and watch Rings of Power with us?

SPEAKER_07 55:04

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_11 55:07

More than you did to have him watch Fox Buck, you know.

SPEAKER_07 55:11

That that I just had to force in his hotel room.

SPEAKER_09 55:15

How much did you pay for a hotel?

SPEAKER_07 55:17

I didn't. He did.

SPEAKER_09 55:21

Exactly.

SPEAKER_07 55:22

He'll pay for it. But I don't want to rent a hotel room to force him to launch it. You know what the you know what my you know what my fondest memory of Keats and Aikon was?

SPEAKER_02 55:32

Beep. Did we ever put that on the podcast?

SPEAKER_07 55:37

Speaking of which the most annoying moment of our life. Holy shit. I told you, I stuck. It's gonna live in my head rent-free. I'm just laying down. I'm about ready to zonk out, man. I'm getting there. It beat, my eyes opened. I just locked eyes with Matt, and Matt had the most annoyed fucking look on his face ever, and he got up and started thinking.

SPEAKER_11 55:58

You're gonna hate me for this one, but just like the movie today, where you're getting annoyed as fuck, I'm just laying there enjoying life, just trying to, you know, be me or something.

SPEAKER_07 56:08

Ignoring it, then me and Matt start rustling around like crazy.

SPEAKER_10 56:11

You start rustling around, and then I hear you turn over. Jay, you sleep? No.

SPEAKER_07 56:18

No. No. That was bad. That was fucking bad. We had called a problem.

SPEAKER_02 56:27

I'm actually there. I'm there with the eyes closed. I had my phone away from me. I'm curled up in a fucking ball because I'm on the floor.

SPEAKER_06 56:38

I was nearly asleep, and then that beeping started. Like and then I can hear you two conversations. This is the most annoying fucking thing in the world.

SPEAKER_07 56:48

That was bad. Holy shit. You two shut up for just a second. Because you're like, okay, maybe this will stop.

SPEAKER_06 56:56

Because there was a longer interval where it stopped. And then next thing you'll beep. And then you hear you. Exactly like that, where you got annoyed, where you'd slapped something. And I can see you turn to mad.

SPEAKER_11 57:09

This ain't gonna fucking stop. We better call somebody.

SPEAKER_06 57:11

Matt was the first that initiated. You literally turned over young a cult. Matt's trying to take it off the wall and shit. Didn't work. And he technically got upgraded. Yeah, to a suite.

SPEAKER_07 57:27

I couldn't sleep in. Oh yeah, Matt was on the fucking. Oh wait, it was like in half you were having some reaction to the bed sheets or some shit, I think, right? Yeah. Because Jay took the bed in the other one and was I didn't need to. I know.

SPEAKER_00 57:42

I was gonna go in the fucking corner.

SPEAKER_07 57:44

Matt was in like a ball on the fucking tub.

SPEAKER_00 57:46

No, I made the joke about sleeping in the tub, and he was like, no, don't do that.

SPEAKER_07 57:50

Matt was on the Matt was in that chair like in a ball, just trying his damnedest to sleep.

SPEAKER_01 57:56

What did we watch when we woke up, Dean?

SPEAKER_07 57:58

Jurassic Park. It was Jurassic.

SPEAKER_10 58:01

When the fuck did I wake up?

SPEAKER_07 58:03

Did you? You were up because.

SPEAKER_06 58:07

You were watching. I turned over a couple of times. I have I have a there's a reason why I use that Snorlights gift.

SPEAKER_02 58:17

It's like if I'm actually sleeping, it doesn't fucking matter.

SPEAKER_10 58:20

I can sleep. I did that today, actually.

SPEAKER_11 58:23

I woke up around 2 a.m. and I was like, no, fuck you. I'm going back to sleep. Started actually dreaming. You don't get in that lapse. It lasted maybe five seconds, woke up. It's three three o'clock in the morning now. Why did I only get an extra hour? Return back, it's like 5 20 a.m., ten minutes before my alarm goes off. You fucking bitch.

SPEAKER_07 58:44

Don't you hate that? Like, oh no. I had a nice dream too. It's like, god damn it. Oddly enough, it was based around a horror movie.

SPEAKER_09 58:56

Oh god. JJ was in it. It was kind of hilarious. Was he dying? No. He was pointing shit out.

SPEAKER_07 59:06

He he was that guy from like the spoof movies that pointed out stupid shit. I was about to ask if I was in there, but I don't think Jay ever wants to experience that.

SPEAKER_11 59:16

You were there, but you didn't talk. It was kind of weird.

SPEAKER_07 59:19

So it wasn't real.

SPEAKER_11 59:20

No, that's how I knew I knew it was a dream. Because I wasn't saying shit. You were there, but you did your thing where you kind of mocked Dean.

SPEAKER_07 59:29

That checks. Well, he mocked himself?

SPEAKER_11 59:31

No, you mocked him.

SPEAKER_07 59:32

Oh. That kind of checks in a way.

SPEAKER_11 59:34

It didn't check with me though, because you weren't saying anything, so why was Matt mocking you?

SPEAKER_07 59:41

I find a way to mock the silence.

SPEAKER_08 59:43

Yeah, but you didn't mock JJ at all.

SPEAKER_07 59:45

That is Yeah, that wasn't that isn't realistic. Yeah. That is not realistic. So the whole dream, I knew it was a dream.

SPEAKER_03 59:54

It wasn't lucid, but it was still me knowing it was a dream.

SPEAKER_09 1:00:00

A dream. A dream. The killer didn't die, by the way.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:04

Yeah. He went on living. If you're a fucking sequel. If you're in if you're in your dream and someone's chasing you, you're automatically gonna die with your slowest fucking dreams. You can't do anything in dreams. You can't do nothing. You're just hopeless. It's sucking sad. I'm like, bro, do something.

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SPEAKER_09 1:00:21

The dreams I hate the most is where you're falling. It's like what? I already can't get up, so. Dude, we have a device for that? All you have to do is press a button.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:34

Help, I've fallen and I can't get up. You've seen it. Here's the thing though. You you're fully aware you're dreaming. Like if I do dream, I am fully aware it's a dream. Like, it don't fool. I'm fully aware it's a dream. I had this one I walked outside, and for some reason a bunch of weird, creepy motherfucking people were just standing, like 20 of them were standing across the street. Did they start doing an Aruto run? Yeah, they it's kinda like that. I walk outside and they start running at me, and I'm in my head.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:59

I'm like, what the fuck is this? I know it's a dream. Weapons? Weapons. Like, what the fuck is going on? What the Hey, if we're talking about dreams, Matt, come on. You got we've got you've got me, you've got Dean already saying that.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:15

Spill it. Usually usually um usually a man's dreams are just the most bonkers weird shit you've ever fucking find out my dream eventually. I had one I had a dream where That's what my book is based off.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:30

I had a dream once where I You want to know how weird dream, I want to be this someday.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:36

No, that'd be too happy.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:37

You you wanna you wanna you wanna hear a dream that makes no sense? I swear to god, I woke up like what the f I'm not on drugs or nothing. Are you sure? I woke up, like I woke up, but I was like, this is a dream. I heard a bunch of commotion in the fucking kitchen. The dogs are barking and shit, and I just hear my dad swearing, motherfucker, motherfucker, and I'm like, I go out and there's like a there's like a there's like a 10-foot-tall crocodile standing on his back legs, and my dad's got it, he's hitting it with a frying pan. And I'm like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_06 1:02:08

Did you tell you? What is going on? Did you tell your dude this? I should. Like, what is like I'm pretty sure he's gonna say the same thing as me. You sure you weren't awake?

SPEAKER_07 1:02:18

That's real, that was that like what the fuck? One, we're not in Louisiana or my or Florida.

SPEAKER_10 1:02:26

Two, he has a pool in his backyard, so it's definitely like a subconscious thing for him. It's like, I'm gonna wake up and there's a fucking gator in my pool.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:35

I think your dad will be happy. You thought he stood a chance to get the 12 foot-tall alligator. With the frying band. I meant you know the fucked up thing. The fucked up thing sometimes are so fucked up and hilarious, you want you're you you feel yourself waking up. No, no, I want to see what happens. I want to see what happens because I always happens at the most.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:58

Yeah, he kept hitting them and all he was like, Chris, I got the gun!

SPEAKER_03 1:03:01

Get the gun! And I'm like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_07 1:03:05

I love the dreams he's actually remembered. Like And then I wake up. I'm like, why'd I wake up?

SPEAKER_02 1:03:15

I have some fucking bad ones.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:16

I did walk into the kitchen though. It was a dream.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:18

You know the monkey bridge with the fucking arch?

SPEAKER_07 1:03:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:21

I've had some bad ones. I was learning to fucking drive, right?

SPEAKER_09 1:03:27

Oh, you did learn that at some point, okay.

SPEAKER_12 1:03:28

Yeah. In my dreams, that makes it bad. The worst part about that is I'm driving on that bridge.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:35

The monkey bridge was and for some fucking reason, one of the fucking uh the street falls out from underneath me.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:47

You found the lone sinkhole in Wisconsin? On a fucking bridge. Oh god. Oh my god. And we're just driving, right?

SPEAKER_11 1:03:58

We fucking drive over the hole. For some reason it just continues and having a falling dream, but I'm still driving the car through the air. Oh god. Oh my god. And note that it's not as bad as the one where the doctor said I was fucking manic depressed. But I told him I I dreamt I was the Hulk and was just leaping through the air. Oh, that's depression. You yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:20

What the fuck you mean? I'm dreaming I'm a superhero. How's that depression? That's depression. The worst part about the alligator one, dogs are barking. They ain't doing shit. They're just woof, woof, woof. That's your dogs though. But they ain't doing shit. Well, Dean, are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready. We gotta get off dreams. I'm gonna start remembering, I'm gonna start remembering more of that hilarious shit that don't my dad please tell me one of our things we're going into is about dreams. I think my dad has a fear of bananas. I'm not gonna lie to you. One of these about is about his dreams. Oh, Jay's like, I can hear the fear, but no, my dad'll be dr my dad'll dream sometimes. We're gonna have to come back to that at some point. No, my dad's my dad's sleeping and he starts talking to himself, and all I hear is, ah, fucking banana? Ah. The dead ass. And I'm like, So, real real life. And Crystal is up, mind you, and she's just kind of staring at him like, what's with the banana? What's with bananas? Oh, maybe your dad's homophobic. I remember my I remember my former roommate's dreams more than I remember mine.

SPEAKER_08 1:05:35

Can't be any worse than JJ waking up.

SPEAKER_07 1:05:39

What the fucking weird shit your brain comes up with. I'm gonna I'm gonna wake up, I'm gonna have a dream one day where I wake up and I'm visiting the council of deans, and I'm like, nah, no, no, this ain't no dream. This real. This fucking real. I made this.

SPEAKER_08 1:05:53

Is it me dressed like Silent Bob in the back? Just there, just there, staring at you. You're just there.

SPEAKER_07 1:06:00

Alright, I'm ready for retard. We have a instead of a top ten, we got blind ranks today. Something give something something different a try. Might be fun. Matt seems very proud of his, so I'm kind of excited.

SPEAKER_11 1:06:11

Blind rankings. Dream scenarios.

SPEAKER_07 1:06:13

Oh lord. I'd have to remember ten of them.

SPEAKER_09 1:06:16

It doesn't have to be ten.

SPEAKER_07 1:06:18

I'd have to remember five of them.

SPEAKER_09 1:06:21

It's kind of sad. That aren't scenes in my book.

SPEAKER_07 1:06:26

You've at least got them written down. No, I don't. But the I've dreamt of those scenes enough I've remembered them vividly. Oh God. We haven't. What is the category for me and Jay here on his first one? Oh, you're first. You're doing yours first. Alright. This is your thing. I'm ending on mine. This is your thing. Alright. Okay. Simple. I'm not going to explain the rules of how this works.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:51

I'm pretty sure he's going to give us one at a time and we have to rank them.

SPEAKER_07 1:06:55

We're not ranking them off of the thing. He's giving it to us one at a time. It depends how you want to do it, though. Do you want to try to get a your preference list or a mass perspective? Of what people would think. You were going to call me dude.

SPEAKER_10 1:07:08

Yes, I was.

SPEAKER_07 1:07:10

I don't think that's offensive. That's an honor. It's offensive to me. Fuck you. Me and Matt are just going to say ours. Well, my point is you and Matt try to think of agree on a few. If we have an argument, we'll figure out something. We're going to put them. Okay, we'll start with 90s cartoons. Okay. Why? Because you're doing that. Okay. Um, his favorite.

SPEAKER_11 1:07:34

He he no, he wanted to know. That's why. He really wants to see.

SPEAKER_07 1:07:38

There's some attacks today. Not attacks, but he's gonna have some trouble here, and I expect, but it's gonna work because you're trying to be Matt.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:43

No, Matt's gonna be the counter back.

SPEAKER_07 1:07:45

I'm attacking you both.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:46

So why do you call him? Okay, just because I called Matt Dean a second ago doesn't mean you have to be Matt.

SPEAKER_07 1:07:52

Oh my god. All right, here's the here's the first show you gotta rank. Batman Beyond. See? See? Came out 99. It's a fringe one, but I said fuck it.

SPEAKER_11 1:08:02

You know, I'll play it safe.

SPEAKER_07 1:08:03

Three. Wait, no, is this out of 10? It's out of 10. It is out of 10. I'll agree. You agree, five? Are you writing it down, Matt? Yeah. Okay, good. Now I don't gotta find a note. Because I have a I have a number point.

SPEAKER_12 1:08:16

If you're gonna be a bitch right off the start, fine, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:08:18

Matt's okay. That one is off the board. Not hating it.

unknown 1:08:23

No.

SPEAKER_07 1:08:23

You're gonna hate it in about two, like two weeks. He's probably gonna say some other shit that's like. Well, you know Spider-Man's on there, and X-Men's probably on there. I'm writing that number ten. Spider-Man 10?

SPEAKER_05 1:08:33

Digimon Adventures. Oof.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:38

Look at this, look at this. Yes, this is what I wanted. Six. God damn it.

SPEAKER_07 1:08:42

Six.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:43

I put Batman at five.

SPEAKER_07 1:08:46

Six. Matt is keeping track, so good. I can just manage the what I say next. Good. I can kind of plan as I go. Six is not a bad spot. Matt's apparently in a group. Matt has not contested any of your spots yet. Well, he had to remember it was out of ten before he justified, before I would.

SPEAKER_12 1:09:01

Yeah, I said three for the first time.

SPEAKER_07 1:09:04

I had to confirm Digimon Adventures was like 99. Another fringe one, but I had to put Digimon in there.

SPEAKER_11 1:09:09

There's a lot of fringe ones.

SPEAKER_07 1:09:11

No Pokemon could be on here too.

SPEAKER_11 1:09:13

Yeah, because that one's 98.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:16

Powerpuff Girls. 10.

SPEAKER_07 1:09:19

That with the Insta 10. Jay's like, I don't want to put that dead. I like Powerpuff. I'm starting at 10. You can make it higher.

SPEAKER_11 1:09:26

I'm gonna go 9.

SPEAKER_07 1:09:27

Okay.

SPEAKER_11 1:09:27

You wanna know why?

SPEAKER_07 1:09:28

Why? I'm leaving 10 just to fuck with him. Okay. You bitch. You bitch. Hey, you did this to me. I know, I know, I know I did. Okay. And he's worse. Oops.

SPEAKER_11 1:09:39

They can't see me pointing out mad.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:42

Oh.

SPEAKER_08 1:09:43

Fucking stuttering like Water Boy.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:46

Okay. That's some high quality H2L.

SPEAKER_08 1:09:49

I could use some H2L.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:50

Okay, ready. Batman, the animated series.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:56

Look at that.

SPEAKER_07 1:09:57

Two? Look at Jay's. I'm just reacting. I'm not giving him the satisfaction. Damn it! I told you there's bangers on this motherfucker, man.

unknown 1:10:09

Two.

SPEAKER_07 1:10:10

Well, I I I can't would I would say that.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:12

No, because without without without Batman the Animated Series, we wouldn't have Superman the Animated Series or the Justice League series.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:21

Very happy with it.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:22

We actually wouldn't have most of the whole DC animated films or anything.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:29

Okay. Let's see. Johnny Bravo.

SPEAKER_08 1:10:35

I cannot use that as a fuck you to him.

SPEAKER_10 1:10:40

No, because he rates that one very highly because he feels he is Johnny.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:47

In ways. So eight or ten. Eight. He still feels that's a low spot. 90 Spider-Man.

unknown 1:10:59

Ten.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:00

Ten?

SPEAKER_07 1:11:03

We knew you knew it. We knew it was coming. It's not how I actually feel. It's just to fuck with you. Oh my god. Oh god. It's definitely not number one though. Oh god. No. Honestly, it may have been three.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:17

Yeah. Street sharks.

SPEAKER_09 1:11:21

Seven? What do we got open? One, three, four, seven. Seven's enough. It's a nice spot.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:31

It's only because I can't really put it above Batman Beyond, so it's like we're gambling on stuff. That's the point. It's like, uh So right now I feel good about our list. Now everything goes back. Yep. Except for one of them. We know something's going in front of that.

SPEAKER_11 1:11:47

We know he's not gonna put clone ores or anything on there because that's too new.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:50

Next. You a bitch. It can't be number one, though, so I'm okay with it being three or four. Look at that three. There you go. I'm hating it. No, you gotta put it at three. Do you see points? He is picking some fucking attack ones, damn it. So now now is here we pay, because I have I've we have a feeling what number one's gonna be, but we're just trying to figure out what's going on.

SPEAKER_11 1:12:11

Well we have one and four now.

SPEAKER_07 1:12:12

Yeah. X-Men. One. Probably. Because I know the next one's not gonna be X-Men.

SPEAKER_09 1:12:21

Unless he's gonna say Pokemon. And I'm okay putting Pokemon 4.

SPEAKER_08 1:12:27

I want to agree with you, but I don't know what he's gonna throw at it. This list is supposed to be attacking me, remember?

SPEAKER_07 1:12:32

Yeah, you're wearing the Pokemon shirt.

SPEAKER_08 1:12:35

I forgot. I kind of just threw this on.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:41

So one. Fine.

SPEAKER_09 1:12:48

Alright, Gene, what do we end up with at number two?

SPEAKER_03 1:12:51

The last one is Pokemon. Okay, you win. You win. You win. Alright.

SPEAKER_07 1:13:00

I I I want I was curious because I was debating if I should have said Pokemon and Digimon a little closer, but I was like, no, I'm gonna say Pokemon. Pokemon will be last.

SPEAKER_10 1:13:09

Realistically, number 10 didn't deserve to be at all.

SPEAKER_07 1:13:12

You're like, no, no. That was just a fuck with the first one. So our list is probably we had you figured out. Because you knew what you knew. I'm like, ah, damn. The problem is they know We had you, we had you figured out. You knew Spider-Man and X-Men would be on. I didn't see you actually saying was Johnny Bravo. I want to throw some I almost threw Ed and Eddie Courage in there, but I want to throw some really classic Cartoon Network ones and like Powerpuff Girls and shit. That was because Ed and Netty and Courage.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:40

Those were kind of 2000s.

SPEAKER_07 1:13:42

They were starting to get too much, too newer. So you said Johnny Bravo before Spider-Man, correct? Yes. Okay. So we probably would have thrown Johnny Bravo 10. Then we would have been having issues in figuring out what we would have done between X-Men, Gargoyles, Pokemon, and Spider-Man. That would have been our issue. Mama warned me about women like you. I was hoping she was right. Alright, next list.

SPEAKER_11 1:14:04

I'm surprised after the last podcast, he didn't try throwing like Monster Rancher on.

SPEAKER_07 1:14:10

No, I'm sort of like, no, Batman Beyond, Gargoyles, Street Sharks. James probably like Street Sharks? Jesus.

SPEAKER_06 1:14:18

He actually threw me for a loop for that one because he threw Street Sharks on there before he threw Teenage Meet Ninja Turtles on there.

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SPEAKER_07 1:14:26

Those were I I picked between the two. Because it's only 10, so I got him like Street Sharks or TMNT. The only 90s Turtles you actually have is the live action. Oh yeah. I was I looked the cla- I'm talking about the classic 90s cartoon they had. They did have one, but you didn't expect like I didn't you didn't expect that one. It was it was all it was close. It was close. Next let's see. Video game franchises or comic book villains? Hmm. Oh jeez. Matt's got the lister. All right, let's go. Go villains. Villains? Okay. Yeah, go villains. Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_12 1:15:13

I'm gonna see what you're gonna throw at us. This is comic. I don't think you're gonna be attacking either one of us with this one.

SPEAKER_07 1:15:19

Nope.

SPEAKER_12 1:15:19

All right. It's more so probably attacking yourself.

SPEAKER_07 1:15:23

Not really. Not okay. How many Spider-Man villains are on here? I can't say that. Jesus Christ. Okay. I'm gonna check while we do this.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:33

You didn't get the joke. Jesus Christ. Thanos.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:39

Strictly comic?

SPEAKER_07 1:15:41

Strictly comic. Comic book villains. I'll let you decide if you want to incorporate movies in there. Strictly comic. Strictly comic? Okay, then you can. I mean he does have the snap, so six. Okay.

SPEAKER_09 1:15:53

I'm not gonna hate it.

SPEAKER_08 1:15:56

Well no why?

SPEAKER_09 1:15:57

Why?

SPEAKER_08 1:15:57

Because it's strictly comic.

SPEAKER_09 1:15:59

If we're a movie, we'd have to step higher. I would have said five for how many hitting stones. I cannot fall too for that joke.

SPEAKER_11 1:16:09

I I cannot.

unknown 1:16:11

Okay.

SPEAKER_11 1:16:11

I thought it was six.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:15

M6.

SPEAKER_09 1:16:15

We have six.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:17

How many times is six gonna come up in this podcast?

SPEAKER_07 1:16:21

Well, he has the devils. We odd. The fucking goats are gonna rear 10 somewhere. Next, Magneto. Magneto? As a villain? In the comics. In the comics.

SPEAKER_08 1:16:41

Ten.

SPEAKER_07 1:16:42

Damn! Damn, Magneto is unless you're do you want my reasoning? Sure. He's not a villain. Okay. I figured that would be it, but I was like, 10! Magnetic. I can talk you into putting him at nine because I think you can throw as a curveball, at least one.

SPEAKER_11 1:16:57

You can talk me and putting him in a nine.

SPEAKER_07 1:16:59

Okay.

SPEAKER_11 1:17:01

The only time Magneto was ever a villain for me is when him and Xavier's mind melded to create that fucking hybrid. Outswat.

unknown 1:17:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:17:11

Onslaught.

SPEAKER_10 1:17:12

Look, that's badass. That's the only time he was ever a villain to me. And the only time that I was introduced to Xavier's fucking son.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:22

Yep.

SPEAKER_10 1:17:22

Yep. Yep.

SPEAKER_09 1:17:23

Which spawned a really cool fucking show that doesn't get enough justice. Alright.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:30

Bane. This is out of ten, eh? Yep.

SPEAKER_07 1:17:37

I got the heavy sigh from Jay.

SPEAKER_09 1:17:40

I just like seeing what the list looks like at the end.

SPEAKER_07 1:17:42

See, ironically, my favorite video. Outside of the backbreaking, my favorite version of him is a video game.

SPEAKER_09 1:17:50

So I could easily put it at four or three. Oh, it's like more towards seven.

SPEAKER_11 1:17:57

Seven? What's your reasoning there?

SPEAKER_07 1:17:59

Like I said, my favorite my video game for you? Well, it's my favorite version of him is the video game version. Versus the comic.

SPEAKER_08 1:18:06

Oh. I suppose we do we do read more comics.

SPEAKER_09 1:18:13

We literally have gone over two at this point, right? And we have this is the third. We've used six and nine. Fuck.

SPEAKER_10 1:18:26

Walked right into it, I had to do it. You don't walk into a six-nine. He does. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:18:37

I kind of fall into it.

SPEAKER_07 1:18:39

That's why I want to put him at seven, too, so we have six seven.

SPEAKER_09 1:18:47

Seven. Seven.

unknown 1:18:50

Okay.

SPEAKER_09 1:18:51

At least we didn't go six, seven, did we?

SPEAKER_07 1:18:53

We went six. We went six nine seven.

SPEAKER_09 1:18:56

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 1:18:58

I'm fine with that. Doomsday. Doomsday? For comic, I think he's higher just because he did kind of kill survival?

SPEAKER_05 1:19:07

Eight.

SPEAKER_07 1:19:08

Okay.

SPEAKER_09 1:19:09

No, the only reason I say eight is because after Doomsday clock.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:20

He's kind of a good guy.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:21

His character has changed. Yes.

SPEAKER_07 1:19:23

He's now a multiversal watches over time shit, damn near. Yeah. He's in KO as fucking the guardian of time, damn near in a shit. Well, we gotta start putting some home ones at the top. We don't have anything in the top five yet. Alright, ready?

SPEAKER_09 1:19:41

That means we literally critique our villains. Just people think take that as a good thing. Unless he hits us.

SPEAKER_07 1:19:48

There's only one or two I'd actually put at one, so I'm curious what he says. Dark side.

SPEAKER_11 1:19:53

It's not one of the how you gonna hit us with Darkseid after that when I just brought up that storyline.

SPEAKER_09 1:20:01

And you said KO. It worked. I don't care. Darkseid gave me the absolute universe.

SPEAKER_07 1:20:09

Before me, he's at least a three or two. I was Abd Source three. And the absolute universe is a fuck you to Batman. He said, Here, I'm gonna give you no money. You get no money. The absolute universe is a fuck you to all heroes. Man, they may poison Ivy this fucking creature-like thing, that's still hit. There's two in mind that I would have one and two that I'm kind of waiting to see if he says them. I don't think he can refuse to say one of them. I'm worried about the second one. How many spots do you left? Five, right?

SPEAKER_09 1:20:37

At least now we have somebody in the top five. Victor Von Doom. One.

SPEAKER_03 1:20:47

Look at Jay's like, I don't know if I want to give him a one.

How To Make A Killing Review

SPEAKER_07 1:20:50

That's what I like. I like the one. This is my favorite one, so I've moved to I'm not disagreeing with you. Jay's just wondering. Jay's playing the games. He's thinking about the next ones. I'm just trying to I've been playing the game too. I knew he was gonna give me that answer quicker than I got. The problem is, you only know and I'm doing pretty good. The only issue with me is Matt probably sitting there like, I'm waiting for one or two. That's the problem. That was the one I knew you were gonna say. So I'm worried about the other one.

SPEAKER_10 1:21:18

That's literally just my issues because if we throw him at one, what the fuck else is he gonna say with what four more spots left open? Yeah, but I don't think anybody's meeting Doom.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:28

Nice. Put him at one. Next Norman Osborne, Green Goblin.

SPEAKER_05 1:21:41

The only thing that pisses me off about putting him at one is that he's no longer a villain.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:49

So we've got two, four, five, ten. Four.

SPEAKER_09 1:21:56

Because he's also another one who's no longer a villain on multiple occasions.

SPEAKER_03 1:22:02

So we got two, five, and ten. Three left. The Joker. See, that's the one Matt was waiting for.

SPEAKER_09 1:22:14

We have two open? Two. That man has not changed. And the only one he hasn't eaten is the number one.

SPEAKER_07 1:22:24

I'm worried about I'm still worried about it.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:26

How many what spots you got left?

SPEAKER_07 1:22:28

Five and ten.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:30

Alright.

SPEAKER_03 1:22:43

I'm pissed off. You know all the- I'm not hating the list.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:47

What's your spot? I'm pissed off. Dean. You want to know why I'm pissed off? What? Because your last fucking four have been all turned.

SPEAKER_09 1:23:01

No, I lied. The only one who hasn't fucking turned. Oh, no, I'm lying to myself again. Even Joker did a white knight. You son of a bitch.

SPEAKER_07 1:23:11

Everyone's turned. I'm clapping, because in my opinion, who's 10? Venom. He's barely, he's only a villain when he first starts. Then he comes to he- That's why it was good job. Very solid. The only one I would really swap is Shredder and Norman. I'd have Shredder higher than Norman probably. But they're right next to each other, so I can't be mad at it. You'd think I'd beat you'd think I'd dispute that, but I'm very 50-50 because I love Norman, but Jay knows I do adore Shredder too. So that's actually not a wash for me. I can't automatically oh no, no, Norman's above Shredder. Do you expect you're probably like Shredder? He said Shredder.

unknown 1:23:49

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_10 1:23:51

I'm more amazed that you didn't say Shredder and you actually said Orokusaki.

SPEAKER_07 1:23:55

That's one of the names that's it's like Makoto Shishio Orokusaki. You say that when you're asleep? Oh yeah, I wake up. Orokusaki. He is a weeb. That's why I clapped. I was like, they could put Shredder at 10 and they'd have an issue. No, nope. Good job. Because again, Venom is barely a villain. He's only a villain when he first starts. I hate your list because I threw some little things in there. So if you've noticed, though, I'm being very fair with it.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:26

I'm not throwing-only two on that list, I think, who have never turned.

SPEAKER_03 1:24:33

Thanos and Dark Side. I can see that.

SPEAKER_06 1:24:37

I can't even because there are stories I have not read in Marvel for Thanos where he's probably a good guy.

SPEAKER_07 1:24:44

The thing is, I was just Because Marvel loves doing that. With like I said, with Venom, I was sitting there like if they put Venom, ah, they could no good, good, good. That was tough to pick just ten villains. I was like, Batman had two villains on there, Spider-Man had two. It wasn't six? No. No, I only had Goblin and Venom on there. That's it. I was I was trying to divide it up a little bit. He he's too streamlined with his thoughts. He still didn't pick up on it. What?

SPEAKER_12 1:25:11

I asked you if it wasn't six.

SPEAKER_07 1:25:13

Oh, it's Spider-Man Villain. I'm not gonna load it up with Spider-Man villains. You would.

SPEAKER_12 1:25:17

Sinister six, team.

SPEAKER_07 1:25:19

Oh, okay. I'm like fuck. I don't catch all these jokes when I am in like thoughts.

SPEAKER_12 1:25:24

That's why I said you were too streamlined to get it.

SPEAKER_07 1:25:27

Video game franchise, I believe, is our last one. Yeah. Video game franchises. Video game franchise. By the by the way, Otis. Whatever are we keeping open for Metal Gear?

SPEAKER_03 1:25:39

Jesus Christ!

SPEAKER_06 1:25:41

Assume it's thinking I can't not assume you're gonna put that in there.

SPEAKER_07 1:25:47

I've got two other video. I've got two other video game franchises.

SPEAKER_10 1:25:52

You want to write that down as number 10?

SPEAKER_07 1:25:55

No, we'll get we'll give him the benefit of this one. This one I'm calling out earlier.

SPEAKER_09 1:26:02

Oh no, wait. Never mind. Let's put Tomb Raider as nine.

SPEAKER_07 1:26:07

That's one of them on here.

SPEAKER_11 1:26:11

Start us off.

SPEAKER_07 1:26:12

Get us out of this circle that I put. Grand Theft Auto. Jay's like, damn. When six comes out, it's gonna be the biggest hype train known to man if it comes out ever.

SPEAKER_00 1:26:22

I still won't play it.

SPEAKER_07 1:26:23

I still won't play it. Eight? I knew we'd be lower on GTA.

SPEAKER_08 1:26:30

I like nine. For GTA. Okay. Nine? Nine.

SPEAKER_10 1:26:36

You're not gonna pinch it.

SPEAKER_07 1:26:38

Quiet Schindler.

SPEAKER_10 1:26:40

Sam! Fucked up because we are making a list.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:46

Thank you.

SPEAKER_10 1:26:47

On a white pad, too.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:49

Oh god, let's see.

SPEAKER_09 1:26:55

Mortal Kombat. That was one I was gonna write down, and I didn't do it to it yet.

SPEAKER_03 1:27:01

Eight.

SPEAKER_09 1:27:03

I'm not a fighter. I don't play fighting games.

SPEAKER_08 1:27:07

Imagine if JJ was here. One, one, one. No, that was the name of the last game.

unknown 1:27:14

Okay.

SPEAKER_09 1:27:14

I know Resident Evil's gonna be on here too. You said eight? I said eight for eight's a good spot.

SPEAKER_08 1:27:29

Because not not all of their games are fangers.

SPEAKER_03 1:27:32

No.

SPEAKER_11 1:27:32

Because one of my personal favorites is nobody else fucking likes.

SPEAKER_06 1:27:37

It's the creative character one where you can make your own.

SPEAKER_11 1:27:39

Create your fatality? Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:27:40

All people hate that while they're people fucking hate it because it was so janky.

SPEAKER_11 1:27:45

But I love creative character video games. It's just amazing.

SPEAKER_07 1:27:48

It's okay. I heard a very, very good very good joke today for apparently the final fantasy remake part two is having issues on Switch 2. It's not surprising. Well, no, the uh so apparently at certain scenes, Cloud's hair will just pixelate in random scenes, and nobody understands why. But the people I was listening to just decided to make a joke. It's like you have to censor things when things are. That's deaf.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:16

I would have found it so amazing and awesome.

SPEAKER_10 1:28:19

It's like, I'm not even mad at this. It's pixelated. It's making a joke to the original game.

SPEAKER_09 1:28:26

At least Final Fantasy 8. That was all pixelated.

SPEAKER_07 1:28:29

Yeah. Next. Sonic the hedgehog. Look at Jay's like, go fuck you. Because I know Jay won't want to put it on. I would throw this at you, but I wouldn't find it, and Matt would hate me.

unknown 1:28:41

What?

SPEAKER_07 1:28:41

What's wrong with Sonic? Are you like that's an attack? He's attacking me. That's an attack. Sonic the Hogg. No, wait till we get to your lists. Oh, that's Sonic Hedgehog. Seven? Damn, Jay didn't go as high as I'm like, eh, there's some stinkers in here.

SPEAKER_01 1:28:55

I feel bad about that one.

SPEAKER_07 1:28:57

Sonic the hedgehog doesn't get the love it needs. Well, that's why I'm kind of leaning more. Mario gets more love than that's why I'm guessing leaning more towards ten.

SPEAKER_09 1:29:05

Damn. I'm leaving ten open. Okay. Because he might venom us. Okay, that's it. They'll say it's some shit like a Rokosaki, and we have to be like, oh yeah, Venom, number 10.

SPEAKER_07 1:29:20

The Witcher.

SPEAKER_09 1:29:23

Five?

SPEAKER_07 1:29:25

It's based off of one game, really. It's a franchise. But yeah, that's well, he hasn't said fable, so Richard uh Witcher gets five, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:29:35

Because both of them, I'm waiting till the next game to figure out which one I like better.

SPEAKER_05 1:29:43

At least I don't have to.

SPEAKER_07 1:29:44

This is his problem when he has to actually think about the things.

SPEAKER_10 1:29:48

Mario. Sonic was at seven.

SPEAKER_11 1:29:54

Do we have no? We already used up eight and we already used up nine, didn't we?

SPEAKER_07 1:29:58

Yep, so we got six.

SPEAKER_11 1:30:01

Son of a bitch. Six.

SPEAKER_10 1:30:06

It doesn't deserve to be higher than Sonic in my view, but I like the discussion of that.

SPEAKER_09 1:30:11

There's so many variety though.

SPEAKER_10 1:30:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 1:30:13

Because I I I think pay for Mario is probably my favorite. Does Ouija's mansion count?

SPEAKER_02 1:30:25

I don't really like that one because of GameCube.

SPEAKER_07 1:30:28

True. I think it also with Mario Kart and Mario parties. I think Mario deserves to be higher.

SPEAKER_11 1:30:36

Memories.

SPEAKER_01 1:30:38

We're talking about nostalgia.

SPEAKER_09 1:30:41

Nostalgia sells, even if it's not good. Boom rare. One, two, three, four, and ten. One, two, three, four, and ten.

SPEAKER_03 1:30:55

Yep. And we're waiting on Metal Gear. Four. You agree with that?

SPEAKER_09 1:31:04

I didn't play any of them.

SPEAKER_03 1:31:05

You didn't play. What? Oh.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:10

None? You have so many options. I've played your bet your best. Because you are a Final Fantasy.

SPEAKER_07 1:31:20

Well, you at least pay attention to Final Fantasy. Are the Square Enix ones? Out of all of the things. Actually, those are Dean's personal favorites. Out of all the franchises he's said, I have played two games in one of these franchises. Damn. Even Jay's like, ow. And that would be Mario. What's your thought, Jay? He's listing off banger franchises. That's not in life. You don't. You don't.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:48

I have enough of one. I can at least relate to people out there.

SPEAKER_10 1:31:54

I just hope it's not the ones that live in the basement.

SPEAKER_07 1:31:56

I played one game GTA, one game Mortal Kombat, zero game Sonic. Unless you're counting like computer games, kind of that kind of thing. Okay. Pinball counts. Sure. Mario 2, Witcher 1, Tomb Raider's 2.

SPEAKER_09 1:32:10

There was a Sonic pinball game. Yep. Next.

SPEAKER_05 1:32:16

Oh, one game.

SPEAKER_03 1:32:17

Oh, that was one. Okay. I was going to say.

SPEAKER_05 1:32:20

Mr. Leon Kennedy, Resident Evil.

SPEAKER_08 1:32:24

Leah! Damn. You wanted that one?

SPEAKER_07 1:32:28

No, I played one game.

SPEAKER_08 1:32:30

Or you played one game. That was your signal.

SPEAKER_11 1:32:33

Like, we're putting it to one. We're putting it out.

SPEAKER_07 1:32:36

Can I put that one or ten to piss them off?

SPEAKER_11 1:32:40

Just on the recent game because this motherfucker took off for it.

SPEAKER_07 1:32:43

We know one of the we have four things left. One of them is Metal Gear.

SPEAKER_09 1:32:50

We already used four.

SPEAKER_07 1:32:52

We have one, two, three, and ten. See, I love how this shape at the end it gets spun. Because then you're like, three. This is hard. This is easier to do with tens, it's harder to do with fives. Three. Three? I can see your point. You're like, it's easier with tens. You don't have as much, you don't have as much wiggle room.

SPEAKER_12 1:33:12

No, because now we're playing a puzzle game. And Matt's helping me.

SPEAKER_05 1:33:16

I'm playing a game. Alright. Get it out the way, Metal Gear. One or ten.

SPEAKER_09 1:33:23

That was actually kind of a bitch move by him because now he knows we have three left.

SPEAKER_08 1:33:31

No, we're not. We're not doing Spider-Man on this one.

SPEAKER_09 1:33:34

Two. He's still giving me the look. I can see it. One and ten.

SPEAKER_03 1:33:42

Oh, this is great.

SPEAKER_07 1:33:46

Final Fantasy. One. One.

SPEAKER_10 1:33:49

No hesitation.

SPEAKER_07 1:33:51

Alright. Oh, that would. Ooh, you're ooh, that pissed. Are we going to hate ourselves? It'll piss a lot of people off because it's a very beloved franchiser. What's left? 10? Yeah. Legend is Zelda. I didn't plan it. J don't like it. It doesn't hurt my list. Legend is. I think JJ'd be pissed. No. No. J's a little mad. He's going to hate you for that being the last one fucking said. That's the thing. I was like, ooh, they're going to like, dah.

SPEAKER_11 1:34:19

I do kind of hate that it's at 10, but I can't be mad at myself because it's the last one fucking said.

SPEAKER_07 1:34:25

Well, I'm assuming you would put probably Sonic at 10 out of those. Realistically, if you actually knew the name, if you're ordering it.

SPEAKER_06 1:34:32

No, I'd put GTA at 10.

SPEAKER_07 1:34:35

Okay, that's fair. This list, it can't this is more of a personal attack on you than it is me, because literally I was not aware. What was this? I was not aware Matt didn't play many of those. I was not fully aware. Yeah. You don't know me as well as you think you do. I knew Witcher.

SPEAKER_10 1:34:50

To G fair, you do kind of lay yourself off as a mystery to us.

SPEAKER_07 1:34:54

I knew GTA would be low. I wanted to try to mix it up with a bunch of. Of course, I'm going to put some of my franchise in there, but I also want to put like popular ones. Sonic's popular. Zelda's very popular. So I did not put Souls in there. That's like I'm not supposed to. You're waiting for souls? I was at three franchises on here. I thought of Resident Evil as the fourth. Metal Gear, Tomb Raider, Dark Souls.

SPEAKER_12 1:35:21

I'm surprised he actually didn't say Dark Souls.

SPEAKER_07 1:35:24

Well, I think that one he knew I didn't play. So that one was on there. So I've got mine divided into three categories. I figured for your list of ten games there, which ones was your most surprised that he didn't play? Play multiple games of because most of them is one. It's hard to say. I'm surprised I didn't play. I haven't played a single Tomb Raider game. That I'm a little spot.

SPEAKER_02 1:35:47

That one did that one got me. A single one? That one got me. Like not even in the game.

SPEAKER_07 1:35:52

I've seen them played, but I've never actually played it. Just so you know, the the coin flip was between do I put Tomb Raider on here or Uncharted? I flipped a coin in Tomb Raider won. And he would have caught me with Uncharted. I played multiple games and Uncharted. I played all of Uncharted.

SPEAKER_06 1:36:05

Because I think we brought it up when we went to see the movie.

SPEAKER_07 1:36:08

But like I said, I wanted to put franchises that I played I loved on there, but also wanted to put ones that everyone likes. This like Zelda. Like I'm not a gigantic Zelda fan. I'm not a gigantic Final Fantasy fan, but I appreciate them.

SPEAKER_11 1:36:20

So I still probably played that list right into your hand.

SPEAKER_07 1:36:23

Okay. So I've got three different categories. Food, football, targeted. Targeted.

SPEAKER_11 1:36:30

Let's get fucking targeted out of the way.

SPEAKER_07 1:36:31

Nope. Targeted's going last.

SPEAKER_11 1:36:32

You're a fucking asshole.

SPEAKER_07 1:36:35

Food. Food. Let's be fatties.

SPEAKER_06 1:36:37

Considering we're being fatties right now.

SPEAKER_07 1:36:38

We're fucking chowing down on camera. And Dean's Target is the only ten. This is a 10? No, Dean's Targeted is the only 10. Everything else is five. You're gonna have fun with Dean's because you don't have to be a part of it. For food? You're there for? No, for Dean's targeted one. Oh I have one targeted again.

SPEAKER_06 1:37:00

Yes.

SPEAKER_07 1:37:00

Fun. Yes. Good fun. That's why I wanted to end on those. I like this. This has been successful. I like this. This was a decent idea trying. Thank you, Podcast. I pretty much stole it. It's all podcast do this. I stole it. I was like, let's try it. All right. Fast foods number one. Now is it fast food change? Or I'll I'll explain it. So Fast Foods One and Fast Foods Two, these are just pure restaurant chains. It's five? Five of them. Okay. There's ten total, but it's two categories of five.

SPEAKER_09 1:37:31

I divided it this way. Starbucks.

SPEAKER_03 1:37:35

Five.

SPEAKER_07 1:37:37

It's out of five.

SPEAKER_03 1:37:39

Five. Five. We know.

SPEAKER_07 1:37:40

Five. Me and Jay. You know where that one was gonna go. Means why I'm gonna have five. That's why I was happy to get it out of the way first. Me and Jay are fucking wearing our Ugs and our yoga pants going to get I could still view you wearing that shit, going to get a Starbucks coffee. My name is Dean. I target I tested these with my boss, by the way. All the food ones. I didn't test the full bowl ones with him.

SPEAKER_02 1:38:05

Dean Desnika?

SPEAKER_03 1:38:07

No, you gotta pronounce it correctly, please.

SPEAKER_07 1:38:11

Double D.

SPEAKER_09 1:38:12

Oh god.

SPEAKER_03 1:38:14

Five guys.

SPEAKER_09 1:38:17

Dean's five guys or the actual guys. Fuck you.

SPEAKER_03 1:38:22

I'm not big on five guys, Jay.

Psycho Kill And The Wild Twist

SPEAKER_07 1:38:26

Fuck you! This whole this whole section's a joke now. Because anything I say, I'm not big on five guys.

SPEAKER_05 1:38:32

I don't eat five guys much.

SPEAKER_03 1:38:35

Nope. I told you that next time you go to the bathroom. Five guys destroys my gut. I'm done now. But you sure?

SPEAKER_05 1:38:48

Yes. Oh god.

SPEAKER_06 1:38:52

Four. We're gonna downgrade five guys to four. I'm agreeing.

SPEAKER_07 1:39:00

I'm agreeing because I don't I don't eat five guys often only once in a while. It's one by my work. I've only had it like once.

SPEAKER_05 1:39:11

Shut up.

SPEAKER_09 1:39:12

One of the five guys is near some.

SPEAKER_07 1:39:17

He's tasted race. Five guys on their office. Or did you not expect this? Oh no. No, I did after it gave me the option to. You're like, five guys? Oh, that's jokes. Arby's. Ooh, that's a top tier. Oh, that's a good top tier, but I put it at one though. Do we do one? I know you like Arby's.

SPEAKER_11 1:39:38

We like Arby's for different reasons.

SPEAKER_03 1:39:41

What? They got good tiki tendies. Is five guys still killing you here? Yeah, a little bit.

SPEAKER_10 1:39:50

But he went right after five guys to the only other place where their slogan is we have the meets.

SPEAKER_07 1:40:00

I'm kind of comfortable with two because I don't know. There might be a banger. He might have a banger in there. Another true banger. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:40:06

A place literally called the bangers.

unknown 1:40:11

Nope.

SPEAKER_03 1:40:12

It doesn't exist in Wisconsin. Two. Two.

SPEAKER_07 1:40:15

We got two left. McDonald's. Oh, fuck. I love me some McDonald's, but. Three. Three? You think it's three? Three. Think we risk it? We're gonna go three. I'm risking it. We go three. Your number one is Taco Bell. I can live with it, but it's the RV. The food ones weren't targeted at anyone. Food ones are completely your take. I targeted at five guys. Oh that's targeted. No, that was just jokes. That was for Tante. Food fast food number two. I just can't. You can't find guys, we know. In all honesty, it would stay Starbucks. I think Jay would almost agree with this. Starbucks at five. Four was What do you go to Starbucks for?

SPEAKER_06 1:41:01

You just have coffee.

SPEAKER_07 1:41:03

You don't go there for the food. But their food is good. You've had their food. I've had their food. Three. I've never once gone there for food. It's always just for what would three be out of them? Keep McDonald's at three or move Taco Bell? Because we move an Arby's to one. That's out of them, it's probably Arby's at one. Arby's would have gone one. Would Taco Bell or McDonald's be two? Taco Bell would be two. Okay. I can agree.

SPEAKER_11 1:41:25

Because I can I can switch up Taco Bell's menu more than I can McDonald's. McDonald's, you have to talk to a person in person to fuck with their menu. And you can't do that anymore.

SPEAKER_07 1:41:37

Fast food number two. Oh boy. Domino's. Off the fuck. I don't like Domino's the one of the weaker pizza chains than me. I will eat it. It's pizza. But you don't know if that's the only pizza place. That's the problem, though. But again, four. I'm weird for liking toppers because shit.

SPEAKER_00 1:41:57

And you know, Nick hates toppers.

SPEAKER_07 1:41:59

Nick hates toppers. I think Matt hates toppers too. Four.

SPEAKER_03 1:42:03

Four. Four works. Two. Pizza Hut. Oh no, it's fucking food. It's Pizza Hut James. It's pizza.

SPEAKER_05 1:42:14

Fuck.

SPEAKER_07 1:42:15

I haven't been to Pizza Hut in forever. God, I like some Pizza Hut though. It's above Domino's.

SPEAKER_09 1:42:22

Oh my god, I just made myself feel old. I haven't been to Pizza Hut since the Pizza Hut was the hut.

SPEAKER_07 1:42:30

You don't know Pizza Hut.

SPEAKER_02 1:42:31

When they had the big red cuffs and it was cool in there and shit. I had a nice big light. That's the last thing I've got to do. Now it's all basic. So sadly, I gotta put Pizza Hut 5.

SPEAKER_07 1:42:43

Really? Five? You'd put Domino's. He likes it more than Domino's. I like Pizza Huts Pizza over Domino's, though. I know you but boneless wings though, Domino's is fire. I like their boneless wings.

SPEAKER_02 1:42:55

I'm pissed at myself. No, because I literally have not had Pizza Hut.

SPEAKER_07 1:43:02

Well, it's five or three. The early 2000s. It's five or three to me. I don't I'll let you decide. We'll go three. We'll go three. Just because you did that, now I'm gonna change something. Oh Jesus. That's not fair. That's not fair, Wendy's. Oh fuck. That's a go-to. Just changing the order. Fuck. Both of us in order. I'm not changing the things. That's a go-to.

SPEAKER_11 1:43:24

Son of a bitch. Yep. That's how you're gonna phrase that.

SPEAKER_07 1:43:26

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_11 1:43:27

You're changing the order.

SPEAKER_07 1:43:28

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_01 1:43:31

I can add five eyes in a two if you want.

SPEAKER_09 1:43:34

Oh God. This is our business. We refuse to serve you. Two.

SPEAKER_07 1:43:41

Oh shit, we're leaving one in five. Yes. But yes, Wendy's can go too because Wendy's is a is a go-to. Wendy's is a variable. Yep. We go to Wendy's, is very consistent in the fast food rotation. God, that makes us sound like fatties. In the fast food rotation. No, no, no, no, no. We are American. We love our burgers.

SPEAKER_11 1:44:01

My gut just rumbled.

SPEAKER_07 1:44:02

Might have been rumbling all day and it finally calmed down.

SPEAKER_11 1:44:05

Burger King.

SPEAKER_07 1:44:07

Oh fuck. Damn it. Five due to my last experience? I love Burger King. It's one of it's probably my most consistent place I go, but. Dean goes there for a different reason, though. I couldn't want by my house. I don't go to the bastard. You're bringing up them old jokes. Just because your sister would give us free food. Which wasn't awesome, I'm not gonna lie.

SPEAKER_09 1:44:35

Hey, we can say that now. Burger King can't keep track of us.

SPEAKER_07 1:44:40

My god. This could blunder. Because pizza is Are you are you fucking sad now that you didn't agree with me on Pizza Hut being five? A little bit, because Burger King is not five. Burger King is one of my most out of everything he just said, I go to Burger King the most. Fuck. In my opinion, if you put Burger King in one of these two places, I think your list is golden.

SPEAKER_08 1:45:06

Oh fuck. You know that doesn't give shit away by saying it get one of two places.

SPEAKER_07 1:45:11

Yeah. You've only got two places. If you put Burger King in the correct place, I think your list is perfect. Oh god, what do you think? I may swip the people which want the Whopper is number one? I love the Whopper, though. I do love the Whopper. But what do you think?

SPEAKER_11 1:45:26

No, I'm not giving you an answer on this because I literally do not have an opinion because we only have one at five open. You don't care?

SPEAKER_07 1:45:32

Well, it's gonna get fucked up either way, and we gotta go personal. For me. I got fucked up the last time I was burger cake. Jay Monegro, I'm gonna go one. Gotta go one. Yep. See, fucked it up, but I don't care. It's my one. I go to it all the time. Unless five is the most absolute banger known to man.

SPEAKER_09 1:45:48

I mean, it's probably not your banger, but culverse. Culver's would be mine if that kind of sucks. I like culverts over Burger King.

SPEAKER_07 1:46:00

If Burger King had been five, it would have been my list.

SPEAKER_06 1:46:03

They have the proper dessert, they have the cheese curds, they have your nuggies. It's true, but that that butter burgers. I've been a whopper fiend lately. And they make my personal favorite the one my my fucking Wisconsin burger.

SPEAKER_11 1:46:20

Where it has the cheese curts, the cheese sauce.

SPEAKER_07 1:46:23

Oh, we're the five again? Because Culver's will do that. Domino's Pizza Hut, Culver's BK, Wendy's. Domino's would be last. Then Pizza Hut. Pizza Hut. My personal would probably be Culver's at three. And then Wendy's Burger King, that would check out. But no, Culver's is not five. Culver's is not five. Burger King's your five out of those. Burger King, Pizza Hut, and Domino's are all my bottom three. It'd be Wendy's and Culver's at the top. Okay, because he he didn't pick some of my. I refuse to put chicken on here because that would have been a biased opinion. KFC or Pope Popeye. I didn't do Popeyes, I didn't do Chick-fil-A. I'd refuse to do the straight chicken. I wouldn't have Chicken L A would have been middle tier.

SPEAKER_10 1:47:06

You know what one I'm actually surprised you didn't say? What? Because we've been to it enough? Red Robin. I don't know if he caused more for the food. That's the restaurant. That is fast food for us. All right. Food specific. Not in how they serve it, but how often we go?

SPEAKER_01 1:47:20

Next one is called Food Specific.

SPEAKER_07 1:47:22

Five again? They're all five. When I say Dean, this is your category, that's your ten. Is Jay's ten or no. Five. Okay. Damn, I got the big well fuck. He got the big one, yes. God damn it. You should feel happy he actually agreed that you got the big one.

SPEAKER_06 1:47:38

I don't know if he's the one. You gotta handle five. He can make it any size.

SPEAKER_07 1:47:41

He's gotta handle five guys somehow.

SPEAKER_06 1:47:43

Why are you looking at Rimaroo when he says he can make it any size?

SPEAKER_07 1:47:45

Uh I'm going with the big shoe any size? Arby's roast beef sandwich. I don't really like roast beef sandwiches that much, so I'm gonna let Jay.

SPEAKER_11 1:47:56

It's literally just a roast beef sandwich. I don't have the sauces or nothing like that.

SPEAKER_07 1:48:01

You can do whatever you want. It's you're at the location. You're just getting the roast. You can have the roast beef however you want it. It's just that's the sandwich. I'm not big on roast beef sandwiches, so I'm gonna let Jay take the reins on this one. It'd be very low for me. It'd be like four or four. It'd be like five or four, but I probably would have put it at five.

SPEAKER_12 1:48:16

I was gonna put it at three, but Matt's fucking throwing some loops at us in the last one.

SPEAKER_07 1:48:20

Wendy's frosty.

SPEAKER_12 1:48:21

Wendy's frosty?

SPEAKER_07 1:48:22

Yep.

SPEAKER_12 1:48:23

Oh, good. He didn't say McDonald's frosty. We just said us at five because we put it.

SPEAKER_07 1:48:25

McDonald's and Frosty. He could have ice cream. He would have fucked me up if he said Derek Queen Blizzard. He would have fucked me up. Because I fucking worship those things. Five? I'm not big on the frosties. Yeah, I don't actually order them, so. Put them at five. Five. Put that five. We don't keep that.

SPEAKER_08 1:48:46

I think we're making enemies on that one.

SPEAKER_01 1:48:47

Taco Bell Crunch Wrap.

SPEAKER_08 1:48:50

You a bitch. That's a go-to.

SPEAKER_11 1:48:53

That's a go-to. That is a go-to because I can that's one of those that I can do anything with. You take a crunch any ingredient, a Taco Bell, and you can make a crunch wrap out of it.

SPEAKER_07 1:49:04

Two? Do we want to save the one? We'd have three and one left. So each thing would get a decent ranking. I'm happy with two. Okay, we go two.

SPEAKER_09 1:49:17

Kipple, right? McDonald's fries. Ooh boy. One and three. Oh boy.

SPEAKER_07 1:49:23

Those are good fries.

SPEAKER_10 1:49:26

Uh did we go there during a run lunch rush or we go there and them bitches fresh?

SPEAKER_06 1:49:31

Them bitches old. They suck. Ooh, they fresh.

SPEAKER_11 1:49:35

We're the only ones in the fucking diner. Fresh.

SPEAKER_07 1:49:39

Ooh.

SPEAKER_05 1:49:40

Ooh, it's risk. Three. I'll go three. We'll go three. That's a risk. We left our one open.

SPEAKER_09 1:49:48

Yep, and you're gonna be happy with it. Oh! Yeah. You made Dean's list. I don't think I made your list. Oh! Number one is the Whopper. I I actually don't mind.

SPEAKER_07 1:50:01

I can't hate on it. I don't bait the Whopper. You know the only thing I don't like on the Whopper is the onions. Now, are you in agreement with me that the Whopper's patty, the meat itself, is better than Big Mac? I think the Whopper is way better than the Big Mac, and I'm curious. I think the Burger itself is just better in general because. Burn a Big Mac? Yeah. You want to know why that is? Yeah, yeah. Because it's flame broke. The Big Mac just, I'm like, there's no Burger King by works. If I want a burger, I gotta go get a Big Mac. And I'm like, I can personally tell you why the burgers at McDonald's suck. They kind of do suck compared to a whopper, they suck.

SPEAKER_06 1:50:36

For the most part, when they're holding on to their meat that's already cooked, it's in a gravy.

SPEAKER_07 1:50:41

And it's not even real gravy. Not real. It's not really in a gravy. No.

SPEAKER_09 1:50:45

It's the zone juice.

SPEAKER_07 1:50:47

Yeah. I watched a random, my last comment. I've watched a random video on YouTube shorts.

SPEAKER_02 1:50:55

Basically, you're eating a shitty ass lean beef burger and a potluck.

unknown 1:51:01

God.

SPEAKER_07 1:51:02

You know how those potluck burgers sit in the juice? Yeah. I watched a random video on YouTube. It was uh how whoppers are made. It was kind of like, oh, that looks good. They just take the patty, froze, and they put it in his fucking machine for like a few minutes and it pops out the side. Alright.

SPEAKER_09 1:51:19

The next two are just generic food.

SPEAKER_07 1:51:23

I'm just giving you a- Make us free hungry or something? Yeah, we're gonna. We're fat. We're fat. I'm fat already. These are just food ideas that I was coming up with. We have never hungry when you're we have yapped about doing. No, I was watching Critical Roll. We have yapped about they're making gods in that bitch.

SPEAKER_05 1:51:39

It's like, oh.

SPEAKER_07 1:51:40

The last, because that's the last episode I watched. They were they got to the desert or whatever the fuck where they're making the gods. It's my fault. They're making gods. Yeah, okay, nope. No, no, no. Lasagna.

SPEAKER_05 1:51:54

That's five for me. I don't like lasagna, but I'm gonna let Jay, because I don't want to be too hateful.

SPEAKER_07 1:52:00

I've told you, I don't like lasagna, me being a texture file. That's what Jay decided it was.

SPEAKER_06 1:52:06

Italians are gonna hate me because lasagna can be anything as well.

SPEAKER_07 1:52:13

If you want to put it at four or three? I'll put it at five.

SPEAKER_05 1:52:17

You will okay, we'll go five.

SPEAKER_07 1:52:18

Why?

SPEAKER_05 1:52:19

We're in agreement. I'm not a lasagna guy at all.

SPEAKER_08 1:52:21

Because it usually takes five layers to make a good lasagna.

SPEAKER_07 1:52:24

French fries. Ooh, fuck it.

SPEAKER_10 1:52:26

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_07 1:52:27

Nah, Matt. That depends. Fries can suck or they can be peak. Curly fries are peak. Matt wasn't specific, otherwise we'd be able to. I'd probably say three. Be fair at three. Do you guys fries alone? I will if they're fucking. Now, they gotta be fast food because I to this day have not found a fucking. You go to Walmart or something where you can find the bags of fries and you fry them. They're never that good. I've never found frozen fries that are good yet.

SPEAKER_06 1:52:58

Have you never had a homemade fry?

SPEAKER_07 1:53:00

I have, but I just I don't know if it's grease or what, but I am I like fast food fries. It's the grease. Oneidas turned out well in the air fryer. Yeah, yeah. If they're in the air fryer, sometimes they turn out pretty good. So French fries three? We're both three.

SPEAKER_09 1:53:18

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 1:53:18

Nachos. Ooh, ooh, that's depends how you make it.

SPEAKER_05 1:53:22

That can be fire. Depends what you put on them, bitches.

SPEAKER_07 1:53:24

Some loaded nachos.

SPEAKER_02 1:53:26

We have three options left.

SPEAKER_07 1:53:27

Yeah, we have one, two, three. One, two, four. One, two, four. That's not four. That's one or two.

SPEAKER_02 1:53:32

Two.

SPEAKER_07 1:53:33

I agree, two.

SPEAKER_03 1:53:35

I have to say.

SPEAKER_07 1:53:36

Especially with some spicy salt. We have two options left. Pancakes.

SPEAKER_05 1:53:41

Probably be four. If I'd be four, I can't put them one, even though I do like some fluffy pancakes.

Dreams, Nightmares, And Sleep Stories

SPEAKER_02 1:53:48

I hate you because you're not being specific enough. You just said pancakes. No. Motherfucker, there are how many different types of pancakes out there. You want to get blueberry pancakes? You got you got chalk chip pancakes? You got a tomato pancakes.

SPEAKER_07 1:54:02

I don't make your pancakes for you. Pancakes.

SPEAKER_09 1:54:07

I don't know if I trust you as a cook anyway. I don't know why I worked in a McDonald's kitchen for two years.

SPEAKER_10 1:54:15

Hey, your stuff was already pre-made. All you had to do was heat it up.

SPEAKER_09 1:54:18

Heat. Not all of them.

SPEAKER_07 1:54:22

Oh god. I didn't have to cut the cake. That reminds me. After this ranking's done, I do gotta ask him something McDonald's related. But no, because I've seen the videos of it. So your number one is barbecue ribs. I am not mad at that. Not a big ribs guy. I'd probably switch nachos. That one and put ribs at two, but it's okay. I've seen videos lately of people going to McDonald's to get birthday cakes. Did you have did they have them, bitches? I've seen them. They have them. Some have them. No. And that's specific ones. They look good as hell. That one one. All right.

SPEAKER_10 1:54:54

Not a fat. I dare you to go to the either one you know of.

SPEAKER_07 1:54:57

Hey, you got a birthday cake in there. They have them. I'm not bullshitting you. Sork chops. What? Pork chops. This is not in the next food list? Last food list. Oh, I love me some pork chops. I do like some pork chops. But if they're not made right, they're not as good. They gotta be perfect pork chops.

SPEAKER_05 1:55:14

I used to make pork chops. They were decent pork chops.

SPEAKER_07 1:55:17

I do love me some shake and paint. Fucking mad at this. Fucking say one of the foods I love. One of them random words I love saying randomly. Pork chops. And something that my my girl dog's feeding gets called a lot. Pork chop. Fine for. That could be higher. It could be, but we'll go for. I'm worrying about having a complete list of bangers. Quesadilla.

SPEAKER_05 1:55:42

A quesadilla. Two. Ques 2 for quesadilla?

SPEAKER_09 1:55:47

One more three. That's one of the random ass fucking things I just make and pull out of the fridge.

SPEAKER_08 1:55:54

I'll have leftover tortillas and cheese and I'll just fucking make it in a microwave.

SPEAKER_09 1:55:58

Or if I'm feeling zesty enough, I'll actually make it on the stove.

SPEAKER_07 1:56:03

Three or two.

SPEAKER_09 1:56:05

I I like two.

SPEAKER_07 1:56:06

Two is fine. Okay, we'll go two.

SPEAKER_02 1:56:07

Because it usually takes two fucking quesadillas to fill my ass.

SPEAKER_07 1:56:11

Hot dogs.

SPEAKER_02 1:56:12

The glizzy. He put the glizzy on there. That's a number one for you. Shut up! The glizzy. Go to my messages.

SPEAKER_07 1:56:23

I sent you a fucking thing. Yeah, I know you did. With the Mustang and the I I like hot dogs for the shape, not the taste. Bastard. The glizzy. But the problem is you if you look up what the glizzy is made out of, you're like, oh no. There is no specific recipe for hot dogs. It's just the leftovers of meat. But God, they can be good though. Fuck. I like the straight beef ones with the casing. I'm probably different here, but I will go to the fucking Walmart and I will buy. I'm very finicky with hot dogs, though. I will buy the little pack of Oscar Myers and I will eat them bitches and there's absolutely nothing wrong with it. I will eat them bitches cold. Even weirder if you actually like the juice that comes with it. That is a little weird because I don't drink the juice. Jay's like I do.

SPEAKER_08 1:57:13

That's the fatty injury.

SPEAKER_07 1:57:15

Where are you putting it? You've tangented. What do we got left? One, three, and five.

SPEAKER_08 1:57:20

Three.

SPEAKER_07 1:57:20

Three. Oh god, or leave me one of three.

SPEAKER_09 1:57:28

Chicken fried rice.

SPEAKER_07 1:57:32

Chicken. What the fuck else we got left? Chicken fried rice.

SPEAKER_02 1:57:35

One and five. What the fuck else is there?

SPEAKER_07 1:57:37

Well, if that's chicken related, so that's probably, and I do if that's made- I like it at one, but I don't know what we got left. We're gonna have five, so whatever's left has apparently gotta be shitty, or we're fucked. I think you won. We won? Yeah. Chicken one. Chicken fried rice at one. That's it. What's our last one? Tuna salad. Oh, definitely. We won. We won. I'm happy with that. We won. Nope, we good. Why? Because I have a fucking stim just for chicken fried rice. Fried rice ah! Fighting the food on. Tuna salad? Oh, thank God.

SPEAKER_12 1:58:07

Oh, thank god. You know what's sad about that is I eat more tuna salad than I do fried rice.

SPEAKER_07 1:58:11

You may be the one carrying the next couple. Now you're on to football. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_08 1:58:16

Are we going players or what?

SPEAKER_07 1:58:18

All these will be players' names. Yeah, he's carrying. I do have two Packer ones, so that one you can probably help him with. But these most of these are gonna be carried out. Oh, I like this. Matt did a bunch, but they're quicker to go through. So I mean as long as I like the fives. As long as you guys don't have five guys. Tens were good, but there's more discussion in there. That's why I only did three.

SPEAKER_06 1:58:38

Don't shake your head at me. You knew it was coming.

SPEAKER_07 1:58:40

Damn, that won't. So QB. The five guys were coming? That's my last one. Okay. No one.

SPEAKER_11 1:58:46

Only on your face. Stop! Next neck, stop or me.

SPEAKER_07 1:58:52

Only QBs. We're QBs now. We're on QBs. QBs. Quarterback for your action. John Elway. He knows I don't like Elway. He knows I don't like LA that much. He knows.

SPEAKER_10 1:59:05

Why don't you like Elway?

SPEAKER_07 1:59:07

I don't hate L Way, but a lot of people always want to put Favre, put him, put Lway over Favre, but I don't agree. I don't fucking agree and I hate it. But does that mean he should be five, or does that mean he should be middle?

SPEAKER_10 1:59:18

Four's a nice spot, Blaff.

SPEAKER_07 1:59:20

I'll go four. I think four. I don't need LA. Lway's in the top ten. We don't know what we got. Some people get him a little too high. And this is only fiver. Yes, in my opinion. Fran Tarkinton.

unknown 1:59:32

Fran?

SPEAKER_07 1:59:33

Ten. Fran gotta go ten. Three five? Five. Five. If it was ten, holy shit. I don't know him. He is Vikings. Vikings in like that Bart Star era kind of. Maybe a little after Bartons. 70s. Oh, that was the same. 70s Vikings. I mean it's Vikings. Played in a couple. I think he played in a couple Super Bowls.

SPEAKER_11 1:59:51

There's only one Vikings quarterback that I have memorized.

SPEAKER_07 1:59:54

And now the corner number four. And now the fun begins. Jim Kelly. I love me some Jim Kelly. I do, but the man with the four straight Super Bowls lost all them pitches. Lost all them pitches. No matter what, he's got to be ranked above Elway.

SPEAKER_10 2:00:08

Three's a nice spot. I can't put him at three.

SPEAKER_07 2:00:13

I gotta put him at three, even though, even though, honestly, my honest the God football fan does would put Elway above Kelly. Kelly don't have a ring. Elway got two.

SPEAKER_12 2:00:22

You know what's sad about that?

Blind Ranking 90s Cartoons

SPEAKER_07 2:00:23

Even though Elway played like Puopukaca and they only won against the Packers because of Terrell Davis. You know what's sad about that? We only have one and two left. Great. Fucking great. Kurt Warner. Nah, Kurt Warner. Kurt Warner got MVP. You got a movie. Every single one of these guys has an MVP. Every name I've said has an MVP award. I'm not hating Fran at the five so far. I'd probably switch Elway and Kelly. Hey, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_09 2:00:57

You can get your discussion after the fact. One or two.

SPEAKER_03 2:01:05

Two. You won.

SPEAKER_09 2:01:09

Would you put one? Five?

SPEAKER_07 2:01:12

The theme of this was quarterbacks that lost in multiple Super Bowls. Oh, what the f every single name I've said has lost multiple Super Bowls. Number one is Tom Brady. I won! Except for good list, except I'll be switching. Yo, the quarterback I didn't use that lost multiple Super Bowls was Woger Shock.

SPEAKER_02 2:01:33

He's won more Super Bowls than he's lost.

SPEAKER_07 2:01:36

Shh. Always tied. Always lost a shit ton.

SPEAKER_09 2:01:44

I just had one more than he's lost. Running back.

SPEAKER_07 2:01:49

Oh.

SPEAKER_09 2:01:50

James Connor.

SPEAKER_05 2:01:52

James Connor. Current James. He ain't bad, but he's not that great.

SPEAKER_07 2:01:58

Uh oh, fuck. No what? Where is he now currently? Cardinals, right? If is he No, we gotta go five. He's at the tail end. He's almost done. He's gonna he's starting to get hurt now. I gotta go five. They're putting a cardinal at the tail end. I gotta I gotta go five. I gotta go five. I was basing it off with career. I'm not saying what they are now. Career? Yeah. You never know if I have like a retired player on these lists.

SPEAKER_09 2:02:24

Oh, you've actually been hitting us.

SPEAKER_03 2:02:27

So we don't know what you're putting on. Tony Pollard.

SPEAKER_05 2:02:39

Tony can go five. I think. I'd think I'd go just because the big body, I'd slightly go Connor.

SPEAKER_07 2:02:44

Career. Pollard's okay. Nah, I'm okay with that.

SPEAKER_01 2:02:47

Austin Eckler.

SPEAKER_07 2:02:51

Career. That's not career? Nah, Eckler was a beast for a few years. One, two, and three left. Eckler was a beast pass catcher for a few years there. And a beast running back. I'm gonna go two. I'm gonna go two there. Eckler's a beast for a while. Like, yeah, I got it. I'm happy Matt said it. Now he's 50. He's terrible, but now he's hurt now and shit. But Jimmy Gargibs. You hate yourself? No, I don't hate myself because I gotta go one. I gotta go one. That's a special generational talent right there. Fuck you if you fuck me up.

SPEAKER_00 2:03:27

I think you fucked him up.

SPEAKER_07 2:03:30

You didn't do it in the way that I wanted you to do. I was hoping you would put Connor at three and then you'd fumble around the middle.

SPEAKER_01 2:03:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 2:03:36

My goal was to get you to do like three with con with Connor, Pollard, and Eckler. I was trying to get you to do two, three, four. Yeah. But you negated that with Connor and whatever. But unfortunately, you put at number three Barry Sanders. Oh, you're a bitch. I wanted you to Barry is one, obviously. I wanted you to put I wanted you to default into Barry at five, and you would have felt really bad. It didn't turn out that bad. Who were all five again? Connor, Pollard. Eckler, Gibbs, and Bet Sanders. Eckler would be three, Gibbs would be two, Barry'd be one. Ah, if I'd have just See, that's the point. That's what happens. Alright, Justin Jefferson. Receivers now? Pass catchers. Current or anything?

SPEAKER_03 2:04:22

Is it just current or is it all time? All time.

SPEAKER_09 2:04:27

I can have retired players on here. He played on the Vikings at one point, didn't he?

SPEAKER_07 2:04:32

He's still there. He's just only been in the Lake like a couple years. I don't like this because he knows he knows my bread and butter is receivers. Half my fucking top ten is receivers. Fuck.

SPEAKER_08 2:04:43

So Saquon's on there? Saquon's a running back.

SPEAKER_07 2:04:47

Uh it's two or three. I'm holding out for one. If he's evil, he's gonna I know who he's gonna put on there put on there for me. So I got Metatron? That would be the evil name. Nice. Let's go two. Let's go two. I love Jeffy. Let's go two.

SPEAKER_09 2:05:09

Terrell Owens. I like T.O. He's got some he's spunky, but four.

SPEAKER_03 2:05:19

Let's go four. Larry Fitzgerald.

SPEAKER_09 2:05:28

I'm about to do this one in five shit again. Three.

SPEAKER_03 2:05:33

Randy Moss. Fucking bastard.

SPEAKER_07 2:05:39

This fucking bastard. He's a bastard. No, what? Oh, he's a bastard. He's got one in five with Randy Moss and his assumptions after at five.

SPEAKER_03 2:05:53

Just just one.

SPEAKER_05 2:05:55

Who watches? He did it to me.

SPEAKER_03 2:05:57

He did it. He did it to me.

SPEAKER_05 2:05:59

He did it to me.

SPEAKER_07 2:06:00

No, I didn't.

SPEAKER_05 2:06:01

No, you didn't.

SPEAKER_07 2:06:02

I wouldn't give. I'm not gonna give him Calvin. It's Grunk.

unknown 2:06:08

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 2:06:10

He doesn't deserve five. No, uh, honestly. Honestly, on pass catchers, the one that deserves to be five on this list right now is Jeffy. Because then he's so young. But I I would put him at two. I would fall into that trap. The different well, you know, he knew what I'd do. He knew I wouldn't really be thinking about the five where he deserved to be. I'd be thinking about who I like. And he knows I love Justin Jefferson, so he knew I'd put him high. All right. Now this one will be interesting because I don't know your preferences completely on this one. Lawrence Taylor. Was this defensive players? Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_11 2:06:48

We're making a roster?

SPEAKER_07 2:06:49

No, I'm in order of the. Still trying to decipher if this is the best. No, even if fate, one of my favorites, and that's one. That's one. I can't tell if that's just all targeting you or not. That's in my opinion, the best defensive player to ever play a game. Aaron Donald is has a has a has a the running back who was targeted. The wide receiver was a little bit thawed out. The quarterbacks and the defensive players were actually themed. Aaron Donald. Two. That's perfectly fine with that. That's perfectly fine with that. They're both in the conversations for the go to defense.

SPEAKER_01 2:07:22

Miles Garrett.

SPEAKER_07 2:07:24

Damn. Miles Garrett's still a little young. Oh he's got a street stuff.

SPEAKER_03 2:07:35

Four. Four. JJ Watt. JJ Watt.

SPEAKER_07 2:07:44

Multiple defenses. Oh go three. I'll still give him a slight nod over and give him a nod over Garrett. Definitely. Who's my five? Bruce Smith. Damn. Damn, that's tough though. That is tough. Every single one. Because Bruce Smith does have the sack all-time record for most sacks. That's tough. Every single one of these guys has won multiple defensive player of the year awards. Ooh, that's a tough list. I would keep I might keep I'd probably keep the top two. I'd keep it Taylor and I'd keep it Donald. Ooh, that's tough then. Bruce Smith. No, Garrett might be five. Garrett would probably be five. Bruce Smith and JJ Watts a toss up to me. That's tough. Alright. For the next three, I had to use a wheel for this. I divided. You're probably wondering if Jay's alive because he ain't said shit in a while.

SPEAKER_09 2:08:32

Well, he's gonna have to help with a little bit with this one.

SPEAKER_07 2:08:34

Yeah. So I divided the wheel into five categories as Hall of Fame, Very Good, Known Player, Forgettable Player, and Bust. Player Lust. So for the next two are Packers. I rolled the wheel and I had to come up with a player in that spot to figure out what it is. You don't know what you're rolling, but I'm just gonna give you the players' names that I can't associate with this. Amari Rogers. I'm trying to remember who the fuck that is. Hey, I wonder which category he fit.

SPEAKER_03 2:09:07

What the fuck? That's uh forgettable players?

SPEAKER_09 2:09:11

I'm lost myself here.

SPEAKER_03 2:09:14

What are we trying to do? You're still trying to rank them.

SPEAKER_10 2:09:17

Rank them.

SPEAKER_07 2:09:18

Ranking players. You know this is a bad player because you don't know his name. It's how many other bad players do you think are on this list? I know the name. I can't remember who he is. I'm going five. It was the wide receiver. Aaron Rodgers wanted to draft, and then they never used him.

SPEAKER_03 2:09:33

Five. Greg Jennings. That's a quality player.

SPEAKER_09 2:09:43

Hall of very good. Three. Yeah. Three. I was about to say three before you even play. That's a quality player.

SPEAKER_11 2:09:53

I don't know who he's gonna throw at us, so it's a good spot.

SPEAKER_07 2:09:57

James Lofton. Damn, that's heat right there. That's heat. One of my favorite unforgettable forgotten Packer wide receivers at times. He is a Hall of Famer. That's that's two. That's gotta be two. That's a Hall of Famer. You're not wrong. You're going two? Yep. That's one of my favorites. Never gets forgotten. Always forgotten, damn near. AJ Hawk. To be fair. AJ Hawk. It's got gotta be four. I like the AJ, but I can't put him above fucking James Lofton. I like the AJ. AJ's a I can't argue with his points. You lost. Damn! You left number one open. Yeah, I know. Ty Montgomery. Shit. Number one was Lofton. Should have been Lofton, probably. Should have been Lofton, Jennings, Locke. Yep.

SPEAKER_03 2:10:43

And then you debate between the other two.

SPEAKER_10 2:10:45

You know the reason we lost that one?

SPEAKER_09 2:10:46

We don't trust you.

SPEAKER_07 2:10:49

He's just smiling. AJ Hawk was hard. AJ Hawk was not a bad player, but he wasn't phenomenal or anything, but he was a good solid player. Second Packers. Paul Horning.

SPEAKER_08 2:11:01

Oh, Packers?

SPEAKER_07 2:11:02

Yep.

SPEAKER_08 2:11:03

I want to phone that one in.

SPEAKER_07 2:11:06

Hall of Famer. That's probably two. Paul Horning's a Packer legend. That's gotta be two. Okay. Because I'm holding out hope for an even bigger one, maybe.

SPEAKER_11 2:11:12

I I had to rely on you for that one because that was that was not pulled out in my head.

SPEAKER_07 2:11:16

That's 60s. Pest 60s Packer running back. Had the all-time scored the most points, I believe, until LT broke it, broke his record. Jeff Janice. Jeff Janice? Jesus. The fucker that caught one Aaron Rodgers. Hail Mary's.

unknown 2:11:29

No.

SPEAKER_07 2:11:31

Was he the one that caught it against the Cardinals? The touchdown or the fourth and 26? See, I know who Jeff Janis is. Richard Rogers, I think, was your Detroit Lions one. That fucker. That fucker. That's still that's still Burns. Ironically, now that I think about it, that would have been the other name I would have thought of for this category. I gotta go five for Janice. I mean, you had a quality play, but I can't remember much else other than that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 2:11:56

I can guarantee you're already fucked up.

SPEAKER_02 2:11:59

Who the fuck is Lord and Jeff J? I hate you for these Packer ones.

SPEAKER_03 2:12:03

I kinda do.

SPEAKER_07 2:12:05

You're gonna get you're gonna figure out the rest of this list, but unfortunately, your two and four are gonna be flipped. They should be flipped.

SPEAKER_02 2:12:13

I don't try no. Retros?

SPEAKER_07 2:12:15

Favre. I can't rely on him for this one. What do I got left? One, three, and four. Well, four would be ironic, but that's the name of the way. Favre is. I Dean, I'm telling you right now, just do it. That's number one. That's arguably the greatest Packer of all time. Arguably. You can make cases for other people, but that's. The true number five is who I'm about to say now, and that's Tony Mandrich. Oh, one of the biggest fuss, Tony Mandrich. You know, you know who the Packers had a chance to draft over him that year? Barry Sanders. Derek Thomas. Derek Thomas. Who else? Dion was available too. Really? Yes. Pack was gonna have a dynasty. Oh. Brett Favre and Barry, and then oh shit. Lock it up. Like five chips, lock it up. Maybe not five. And your number, so your correct list should have been Favre Four. Favre, Paul, Blank, Janice, Bandrich. Yeah, yeah. But your number three always and always will be.

SPEAKER_10 2:13:18

You really with these lists, you're making my trust in you just diminish further.

SPEAKER_07 2:13:23

I never asked you to trust me. You just asked me to show up. You just asked me to show up. I'll sadly he's not lying. Okay, so what his house, which makes it worse. Your number three is as always will be remembered as Brian Balaga, Iowa. Brian Balaga. Quality tackle for a while. Quality tackle. I'm not mad with that. Quality tackle. No, you just fucked you fucked up your bottom. You know the one that would have hurt me though?

SPEAKER_10 2:13:53

Did we go to five guys?

SPEAKER_07 2:13:54

Oh god. You know what would have fucked me up though? I'm five guys. No, no. Yeah, but he didn't say I wonder if he can I wonder if he can guess my favorite Packers tackle all time. Who's my favorite Packers tackle all time? All time? Yep. It's more modern. It's not Forrest Gregg or nothing. It's more modern, actually. He's gonna be like, oh, of course, that's Dean's boy.

SPEAKER_05 2:14:18

Toucher? Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 2:14:21

I love me some Mark Toucher. I love you. That's my boy right there. Alright. Long time. Toucher's been gone to player for the game. He retired the year they drafted Brian. He started that game, but then he tore his knee and Vulaga had to play.

SPEAKER_10 2:14:37

When was it? Like two years?

SPEAKER_07 2:14:38

The Super Bowl year. Toucher got Toucher was in.

SPEAKER_10 2:14:41

2011?

SPEAKER_07 2:14:41

Toucher. Did you give him a ring? Yeah, Toucher was the first injury. Oh that started that season, and then it just kept getting worse, but we still won the Super Bowl. They gave he got a ring though. I was hoping he got that ring. Put a rink on it. Alright. Lions.

SPEAKER_09 2:15:00

I'm gonna have the correct can to speak the way he wants. I'm gonna confuse the fuck out of you with the first one. Dwight Freeney.

SPEAKER_03 2:15:09

That fucker was barely fucking there. Yep, but you're great in their careers. Their careers?

Villains And Video Game Franchises

SPEAKER_07 2:15:15

Yep. Yeah, throw throw throw throw them at number one. Ironically, Dean. Throw them at number one just to fuck with yourself. He didn't trust him anymore. Hey, hey Dean. Ironically? You don't have a lot of modern Hall of Famers that I could use. He was one of the two. And I wasn't gonna give you Califin.

SPEAKER_12 2:15:35

You want to say fuck off to him right now, don't you?

SPEAKER_07 2:15:37

No, I don't. Because overall career, Dwight Freedy's, but yeah, I don't know if he's quite you have three modern day Hall of Famers. Barry, Callafin, and Dwight was a lion at some point. Oh, that's I wasn't giving you either of the big two. Go three. Let's go three. Middle of the pack there. Dwight Freed's had a had a great career. Had a great career.

SPEAKER_03 2:15:58

Jared Davis. Jared Davis.

SPEAKER_07 2:16:04

Who the fuck? First round pick, middle linebacker you guys drafted. If I get a picture, I'll I don't know if you're going to, because I think he played 50 games for you before he got cut. Oh, that's five. I don't give a shit. There's no way. I was like, oh, I think I remember ball that dude. Here's a blast from the press. Nick Fairley. Nick Fairly, Big Nicki.

SPEAKER_05 2:16:26

Oh, Big Nicki. Oh, God. We'll go four for Big Nicki. I like me some Big Nicki. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 2:16:31

Now it all falls apart.

SPEAKER_05 2:16:32

Something like little Nikki.

SPEAKER_07 2:16:34

Big Nicky.

SPEAKER_01 2:16:35

Now it all falls apart.

SPEAKER_07 2:16:37

You an ass. You did this again.

SPEAKER_01 2:16:39

Job at best.

SPEAKER_07 2:16:42

Job? I'm not just sitting here and drawing. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_03 2:16:48

People be hating.

SPEAKER_07 2:16:49

Before he got hurt, he had a promising career. He had a promising career ahead of him. He was not bad. He got hurt. I think he had to repeat it. I shouldn't be two. I know. Unless you're putting him at one.

SPEAKER_06 2:17:03

I just love how he just sacrificed himself right there. I know.

SPEAKER_07 2:17:08

You're not mad at your number one.

SPEAKER_09 2:17:10

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 2:17:11

But it should be Freeney at one. Best at three. Fairly four, and Davis five. Okay. Yeah, everybody else. Your number two should be Taylor Decker. Was that the last one? Taylor Decker was your final one. He's coming back for another year. I don't know if I like it, but he's announced he's returning. Alright, Jay, you ready to sit back and listen to Dean? You're doing my targeted list?

SPEAKER_09 2:17:39

Now you've been targeted.

SPEAKER_07 2:17:42

I'm surprised you plan on saving his for last. I've got two left. Yours is last.

SPEAKER_09 2:17:47

Why is my targeted last?

SPEAKER_07 2:17:49

I'm surprised. This is a five. Because it's only a five? Okay. How many listeners? Two left, right? There's two left. One for me and one for J. This is a five. No, I'll chime in on the targeted ones. No, this one's completely targeted him. I don't think you were gonna. If he did fucking You can you can fuel his arguments. If he did fucking women or some shit, I'm done. I'm fucking done. I'm gonna love it, but I'm done. I swear to God. I swear to God. You already figured it out.

SPEAKER_06 2:18:15

Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!

SPEAKER_07 2:18:22

Say Remy. No! Say it Remy first! No, there's the I know! Actually was on the list just. Oh god, damn. He was in that he was in that he was in the pool.

SPEAKER_06 2:18:36

Damn right he was in the pool.

SPEAKER_07 2:18:38

Nope. I'm gonna hurt I'm gonna I'm gonna hurt him with the first one.

SPEAKER_10 2:18:40

You're an ass.

SPEAKER_07 2:18:41

You're a fucking ass. Oh no.

SPEAKER_06 2:18:43

Which body part are you breaking first?

SPEAKER_07 2:18:46

All of them. So this is literally anime wipes? Or just wipes women characters? I can't guarantee you like all of them, but I know you've had a crush on at least seven of them. Okay. Most of them are redheads.

unknown 2:18:59

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 2:19:02

Only two. Two instantly. You know what's gonna fuck it up? You know what's gonna fuck it up? Because but fucking no, no. This asshole, I swear this asshole says fucking Urs, that whole list will get fucked. Oh, I'm gonna hurt you. Number one.

SPEAKER_08 2:19:17

You should have said that in a more menacing way.

SPEAKER_01 2:19:20

Five guys.

SPEAKER_08 2:19:22

One!

SPEAKER_09 2:19:27

Makima. I dean. This is out of ten.

SPEAKER_07 2:19:32

I said I was gonna hurt them all first.

SPEAKER_08 2:19:34

Oh GG.

SPEAKER_07 2:19:36

The first three are gonna wreck the shit out of him. I'm not gonna put her at the- This gotta set the table for his thing, is his first three, and I hurt him with the first three. By the way, this is one I randomized. I did not choose disorder. You're supposed to start with at least one or two before you insert three. Nope, it's all three. Oh, geez. I'm gonna it might be surprising, but I'm gonna put her a five. Nice middle ground there. I love Makima, but there's a bunch I love over her. So that's gonna be five. It's gonna be five.

SPEAKER_05 2:20:08

Urza. Oh fuck it.

SPEAKER_07 2:20:12

That was randomized. Son of a bitch. See, son of a bitch.

SPEAKER_10 2:20:17

Ha ha ha! It didn't feel randomized. Son of a bitch. I almost want to take a look at this list just to see. Oh, son of a bitch.

SPEAKER_01 2:20:25

I would, but since your list is next to it, I can't.

SPEAKER_10 2:20:27

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_07 2:20:29

Son of a bitch. Well, that's three or two right there off the bat. That's my that's my wifey right there. I got six statues, goddamn it.

SPEAKER_11 2:20:37

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 2:20:37

I got another one at Lockwell, right?

SPEAKER_11 2:20:39

I don't I don't care what he says. Two.

SPEAKER_07 2:20:41

Urzy's two. I got a pet name for her, for God's sakes. That's two. I can't. I adore Urza. Yes.

SPEAKER_05 2:20:51

Bullshit.

SPEAKER_07 2:20:52

Complete bullshit. Bullshit. Because that's either that's one category almost, but if he knows me, it's like, it's like, I will never disrespect Revy like that, but I don't know if she's on there. I'm gonna go three, but her and Urza could flip flop at times. Shut up. I did not mean that like that. Yeah, you did. Yes, I did. Darkness.

SPEAKER_09 2:21:19

Kona Suba.

SPEAKER_05 2:21:20

Oh ten. Don't give a shit, really.

SPEAKER_07 2:21:24

Already fucked.

SPEAKER_05 2:21:25

How do you already fucked? Damn. Hold on. Darkness the blonde one? Yeah. Oh, she not that bad.

SPEAKER_07 2:21:33

Nine. Nope, you already said ten. I'm taking a few. Fine, fuck that. Bastard. You fucked yourself. Full shit. Ask death. That's higher on my list, not his.

SPEAKER_09 2:21:45

That's a dommy mommy. I love dummy mommies. The whole island little episode. I love that. Let me go six. I'll go six. That's a nice six. Good six. Oh. I don't like the way you said that. That's a good six. Midnight. Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_07 2:22:07

What do I got left? No. One, four, seven, eight, nine.

SPEAKER_10 2:22:11

Please tell me you have a bun a certain bunny on that list.

SPEAKER_07 2:22:15

Uh-oh. I wasn't gonna give him all. Yeah, he's gotta make he's not giving me a bunch of. I gotta make cuts at some point. He's gonna be really mad at me, though, and you're gonna have to protect me. He's gonna breathe.

SPEAKER_10 2:22:29

No, no. I want to see if he's gonna use his rage from the movie theater on you.

SPEAKER_07 2:22:34

He may walk out of here.

SPEAKER_10 2:22:36

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 2:22:38

No, it's it's a it's a good time. Where am I gonna go?

SPEAKER_06 2:22:41

Outside the Jay's car and wait?

SPEAKER_07 2:22:43

Yes. Or start walking home? You may go play with buttons. He may walk out.

SPEAKER_10 2:22:50

Let's continue.

SPEAKER_07 2:22:51

I gave midnight. Midnight was his next one. He hasn't ranked. What I have left. One, four, seven, eight, nine. One, my highest ones left are one and four? Yep. What's the next highest? Seven? Yep. Seven, eight, nine. Probably she'd probably be a little higher. I'm going seven. I'm going to seven. I'd I'm go seven.

SPEAKER_00 2:23:10

You're hating yourself.

SPEAKER_07 2:23:11

I'm not hating on midnight.

SPEAKER_00 2:23:13

No, you're not hating on. I met midnight.

SPEAKER_07 2:23:16

Android 18. 9 for you. I'm not as high on her. She would probably be a be above. So Android 18 gets an eight? Nine. Go nine. Because she would be above darkness. Yeah, she would. What do I got left? One, four, four, and eight. I left three left? Damn. Yoroichi. Oh, my dark-skinned queen, son of a bitch. Motherfucker.

SPEAKER_08 2:23:50

According to the internet, she's olive skinned. I had to look that up.

Fast Food Draft And Food Takes

SPEAKER_07 2:23:55

Unsurprisingly. She is a part of one of my favorite panels known to man. When she's stretching and fucking Uruhara Uruhara's back there like You know the only thing that throws me off is when she's in her captorm for the English dub, she's got a male voice. I got one, four, and eight. Four. I'm gonna go four. That's four is a fair spot. I mean she ain't going down eight, ain't no fucking way. You phrased that totally different than I thought you were, because all I heard she ain't going down. So you have one and eight left. Oh boy. That doesn't seem right. I've been doing this pretty quick.

SPEAKER_09 2:24:37

I don't even like where he's at.

SPEAKER_07 2:24:39

Your forger.

SPEAKER_09 2:24:40

Your fuck.

SPEAKER_03 2:24:43

It's a dick move. It was a dick move.

SPEAKER_06 2:24:47

It's mommy, you're figuratively and literally. It's almost like he's forcing himself to put her at eight, though.

SPEAKER_07 2:24:56

The problem is. The problem is.

SPEAKER_02 2:24:59

He just shook his head, guessed. Put her at eight.

SPEAKER_07 2:25:02

I'll put your at eight, even though it hurts me. She's a couple spots higher. I left one open and he's gonna fuck me. Anally or I don't know. Morally. I can I honestly can't bring myself to say it. I really can't. He's gonna be so fucking.

SPEAKER_02 2:25:19

No, because you've been messing with us both on this list, not just him.

SPEAKER_07 2:25:24

I sabotaged this list so bad, did you?

SPEAKER_02 2:25:26

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_07 2:25:27

He put some bullshit at one, please. No, you throw off the ball. No, no, no, no, no. I didn't put anything at one. They're blaming me, but you put some bullshit on there. I trapped you. Who is my so hard? Don't you dare. Don't you dare. You said that.

SPEAKER_05 2:25:41

Better not be. Better not be no fucking. Who is it? Who is it?

SPEAKER_03 2:25:47

It's Sakura. Oh, you cut it. Bullshit. It wasn't the trap I thought he sent for you. If it was River, I'd have accepted it. No, wrong trap. Think more uh 3-0. I'm gonna go to all my goddamn statues when I get home and say I'm sorry. That useless bitch. Oh, it said darkness to ten. It's like, oh no. I'll take darkness ten times over.

SPEAKER_02 2:26:29

My number one from Naruto ain't even on there. Lady Sonate. I I don't I don't even want to know my list. That hurts. That was targeted for the first time. That hurts.

SPEAKER_06 2:26:38

I probably did exactly what he wanted.

SPEAKER_01 2:26:40

Dean, I'm not even kidding. I did exactly what he wanted. It really wasn't. Sakura was last.

SPEAKER_07 2:26:47

I wanted you to go one through nine in any order, and then you walk into Sakura at ten. I was baiting the I baited the entire thing. You putting darkness ten through everything. I did tell you to put somebody at one and you fucking didn't. Any one of them could have gone, no. He walked into his own DC. Yes, he did tell.

SPEAKER_11 2:27:08

Yeah, he didn't. It wasn't a trap, I thought you were setting.

SPEAKER_07 2:27:11

Well, Urza and Oreus is one on them.

SPEAKER_10 2:27:14

I thought you were literally gonna put a trap on there. Like a literal. You could have said the bitch from Konosuba. I did. No, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_11 2:27:24

The one with the literal dick.

SPEAKER_07 2:27:26

Where he was being poked. Yeah. What's poking me? What was her name? I forgot her name. There's no way you forgot her name.

SPEAKER_09 2:27:33

That's the witch.

SPEAKER_07 2:27:34

I'm mad about that. I'm gonna be thinking about that. I'm gonna dream about soccer and I'll pissed. Like, the fuck. Yeah, GI, yours is yours is very anticlimactic now compared to what he just walked into.

SPEAKER_06 2:27:49

I don't know.

SPEAKER_07 2:27:50

Bullshit. What is what kind of list do I have? We're ending this with bullshit. No, it's still gonna be funny, just not as funny as T.

SPEAKER_02 2:27:57

What kind of list did you?

SPEAKER_07 2:27:59

I kind of thought he was gonna do live, uh he was gonna do like actresses or something. That's my theme. No, that'd have been worse. Transformers. Where are you putting Transformers one through five? What's the category? What do you what's it? Things he likes. Oh, things Jay likes. Yep. Okay. Jay's like bullshit. I get him his wife likable wife. I like yours better. That was season. Things Jay likes. Things Jay likes.

SPEAKER_03 2:28:29

It's targeted.

SPEAKER_02 2:28:30

Well, that is definitely a target of this because how many times have I said on this podcast, I cannot rate the fucking shit I like? Oh, there's only- Which is what the joke is for this. I'm gonna look at this. That shouldn't have been the last fucking thing you did, but this all right. This is the last thing I'm doing. That's why I said it should have been the last.

SPEAKER_07 2:28:50

I didn't choose the order, I randomized this. I only chose one of them.

SPEAKER_09 2:28:54

Uh three?

SPEAKER_07 2:28:55

Okay. I'm gonna look at this picture of Tun Lino to make myself feel better. Godzilla. Shut up.

SPEAKER_09 2:29:04

I could send him a picture of a soccer fly.

SPEAKER_03 2:29:07

Oh Godzilla. My brain fried. Where'd you put Transformers three? Three! And now he gave me Godzilla. You understand what he's doing here? Yes. He should. You should be able to figure out the next one after this. Godzilla's number one. Okay. T M N T. Two?

SPEAKER_08 2:29:40

He's doing it quicker than I did.

SPEAKER_07 2:29:42

His list wasn't designed to be hard.

SPEAKER_08 2:29:45

It's not hard when you actually lay it out for me. I can tell you what I like more than the other.

SPEAKER_07 2:29:49

Vince Vaughn. Vince Vaughn.

SPEAKER_09 2:29:56

I had to throw it in there too.

SPEAKER_12 2:30:00

Is it literally a joke or do I have to put it on the list? Yes. Four. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 2:30:06

Does he only have five left?

SPEAKER_07 2:30:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:30:08

Oh my. What did I put at fucking five?

SPEAKER_07 2:30:10

The only this is the one I came up with, and it's the only joke I could create in the moment. What do you think I would put at five for you, knowing you would put the other four at top?

SPEAKER_09 2:30:23

What I like? Yep. Due to how many depression jokes you made myself. Oh, Swine went darker than anyone else. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_07 2:30:32

Alright. Dean, would you like to read his number five for me?

SPEAKER_03 2:30:37

Sure.

SPEAKER_07 2:30:38

The bottom right corner. Bottom right corner. What the fuck does it say? It says Dean. Look at that. That broke my I said. Dean.

SPEAKER_05 2:30:57

I wanted you to put Dean at five. What the fuck? I am not a five. I am a one. I have a one.

SPEAKER_03 2:31:07

You broke his heart because I rated Vince Fawn higher than him.

SPEAKER_06 2:31:12

That's what I want. You broke his heart. You didn't use No! That was not a me target, unless you targeted him the entire fucking time!

SPEAKER_05 2:31:21

I mean in this art she kinda caked up though. You shut up. You shut up. I'm trying to make it feel make me feel better.

SPEAKER_08 2:31:29

No, that's Chung Li.

SPEAKER_05 2:31:30

No, that's the soccer.

SPEAKER_08 2:31:31

No, that's Chung Li.

SPEAKER_05 2:31:34

Oh, there's he not. I look at you not. Anyone, could have been anyone, but fucking number five. We ridiculed now.

SPEAKER_06 2:31:44

Yeah, and I'm number five. You wanna know why you're number five? Why?

SPEAKER_07 2:31:49

Yes, but the soccer wasn't dead.

SPEAKER_08 2:31:53

No, no. I'm going round Robin with this joke. If he's number five, why is he number five?

SPEAKER_03 2:31:59

Because he's got five guys.

SPEAKER_07 2:32:07

I thought I was knocking that waifu list pretty good out the park, and then fucked you not once, but twice.

SPEAKER_02 2:32:15

He teased both of us. Yeah, I got a targeted list for Jay.

SPEAKER_07 2:32:19

It was it was it was targeted at you, buddy. She hit your eagle twice. Like, damn. Especially by having you read it.

SPEAKER_02 2:32:30

I was gonna- you you you threw me because I thought it was actually something I love, and then you let me read it.

SPEAKER_10 2:32:37

Oh, it's you.

NFL Blind Ranks And Team Pain

SPEAKER_07 2:32:39

I should've I should have just fucking put fucking Rheus or Urza at one, and it would have been fine.

SPEAKER_10 2:32:48

Which one did I tell you to put at one?

SPEAKER_07 2:32:51

Oh fuck, because I'm over there and tell, oh, you gotta have Remy on there.

SPEAKER_05 2:32:54

No, he didn't. Fuck.

SPEAKER_07 2:32:57

Oh god. Ironically, Revy wasn't on Remy wasn't on that list. I wouldn't have thought about Black Lagoon. That's from early 2000s. A lot of people don't know what that is. How are you doing, Sasuke?

SPEAKER_05 2:33:06

Don't ever call me that. Don't ever call me that. That motherfucker.

SPEAKER_09 2:33:11

Hey, you used to be called what? What? The Python. You're a snake man anyway.

SPEAKER_07 2:33:17

So no, I don't want to bring up Orochimaru's fucking weird, fucking creepy fascination with children. He belongs on the island. He'd have a great time there. I couldn't have scripted his short any better than what happened.

SPEAKER_02 2:33:31

I couldn't have script. I'm not even mad that you used me. I'm not.

SPEAKER_07 2:33:39

Let me make a fan on that. That's the list. That's shorts. I need to know the list I the waifu list I picked. I didn't put soccer at one just for your benefit, by the way. I don't see the waifu's on here unless I'm the bottom, it's right next to Jay's. I split it into ten so that it all fit on the page.

SPEAKER_11 2:34:05

After reading his name, it went blank. He's like, wait, now you're fucking attacking my ego?

SPEAKER_07 2:34:11

The moment. When he put darkness at 10, I didn't think he would do it. Oh no. Darkness. That's because darkness is two in his face with what she likes. He wants her to hurt him, but he doesn't want to hurt her. Probably Rius or Urza won. The moment he put Yor in eight, I knew it was dead. It was dead on the water. I'd rather I'd have Yor would have been acceptable at one over fucking soccer. You still came down to a 50-50. You still came down to it. Oh. If you had put any thought into it, you would have put your at one. If you had thought any harder.

unknown 2:34:55

I just that's.

SPEAKER_07 2:34:57

You knew there was a trap coming. You knew it. Soccer. Wow. And when there's quality, there's quality waifus in Naruto, and it's fuck pick soccer. I had to give you, I gave you nine waifus and then one of the most hated waifus of all time. There's people that love her. There is people that love her. I think when he's when you said Urza is when I said you might as well put her at one. That was the second name. Urza Rias, then Makima Midnights in their Yorowichi Yor. I Maki Urza.

SPEAKER_06 2:35:40

I don't even know where we're gonna go for her from here because you're random bullshit for a second.

SPEAKER_07 2:35:44

No, I'm just debating. Urza. Love Urza. Love Love Rius. Love Makima. Love S. He'd rather go back to Five Guys. I love every single character on that 10. Except find less people than Five Guys. Except for Well, that was more funny.

SPEAKER_10 2:36:05

You'd literally killed him.

SPEAKER_02 2:36:07

Okay, you remember Fucking Dad and Scream 7? You covered him up and you stabbed him multiple fucking times. I'm still alive.

SPEAKER_07 2:36:17

He's still living, but he's having a hard time of it. I did no such thing. He walked into the tarp himself. The fact that there was seven very top-tier ones on here. I'm Darkness, whatever. Soccer, I hate, Android 18 I like, but it would probably be seven. You like her because of the internet. This man put Makima was on there, Urza was on there, Rias was on there. I actually figured out I wasn't gonna give you a hundred of them.

SPEAKER_12 2:36:46

Apparently I needed to to avoid the trap. We should have put at least one actual trap on that list, though.

SPEAKER_07 2:36:52

Well, the trap would have been Rimra. That would have been my normal That would have been my normal trap brain. I would have accepted that at one over sucker, and that says a lot about me, but whatever.

SPEAKER_09 2:37:07

Jesus.

SPEAKER_08 2:37:08

Not not really, because that's fine, it could be anything you want.

SPEAKER_07 2:37:12

I mean, that that worked out. It worked out. I wanted it to be fun, but it turned out to be a fuck you to me at the end, which is fine. I don't like how he used me to fuck with you on my list. Dean. Five. Where he would have put if you would have said Dean, your romance wasn't good enough to be five. I think it was.

SPEAKER_02 2:37:33

I don't know what it might have earned a higher spot than Vince. Yes! We at least change out Vince's role in our fucking movie series. Yeah. Every once in a while we go to a different set of movies.

SPEAKER_07 2:37:45

And you're arguing five and four. I set you up so that I knew you would fit Vince 1 and 4 without knowing what was.

SPEAKER_11 2:37:52

You could at least give me a list of 10 then if you were gonna fucking pull that.

SPEAKER_07 2:37:55

No, that would have required more thought than I needed to put it into. You should have just gave him the universe of Dean's, ranked the universe of Dean's Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_11 2:38:02

That's worse. Gay Dean gets number one automatically. It's because he doesn't let anybody else be top.

SPEAKER_09 2:38:11

That's its own joke. Yes, it is.

Targeted Lists, Roasts, And Goodbye

SPEAKER_02 2:38:14

I mean, uh, have you call it? Oh, that's Leaders Op Dean. I don't know. You get the getaway now.

SPEAKER_07 2:38:22

We don't got anything coming up. I mean what? We don't. Movie-wise, I mean, I think the movies are so we're doing a live broadcast at the Amkey.

SPEAKER_08 2:38:34

Oh god. With a special guest who has his own podcast. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 2:38:40

I'm kidding. He ever listened to this, he'd be like, oh my god. He might lose his mind. My buddy Dean is is he's he's he's he's freaky. What the fuck? Yeah, you find five guys. So next big movie is Project Hail Mary. And I'm not, I'm like, I don't care that. The Bride, Project Hail Mary, and then it's April is Super Mario.

SPEAKER_12 2:39:03

Just so you know, I have no March movies. The big ones in March are The Bride.

SPEAKER_11 2:39:09

Which I And Project Hail Mary. Oh no, never mind. I added one for me and Dean. They will kill you. That one I have on there already.

SPEAKER_07 2:39:16

Yes! That looks fun. It's not a gigantic, but it looks fun as hell. If we had an actual audience talk to us, we'd know. Alright, everybody. Good night. See you next time. Enjoy five guys. I'm kidding, that's not that's the dead horse. Good night.