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Desultory : Chainsaw Man Edition
Hello, all. Welcome to the Night Fallsville podcast. Chainsaw Man, the movie review slash random bullshit, as always.
SPEAKER_04:Surprise! Surprise!
SPEAKER_15:They hadn't expected this.
SPEAKER_12:Well, again, it's a movie, but it's anime, it's an anime movie, so it's gonna kind of spawn into all sorts of other random shit.
SPEAKER_11:So are they gonna do the Demon Slayer thing with this? So was it act- this was actual content from Yeah, this was canon.
SPEAKER_12:I think they're going they're gonna do a season another season now, I think. They're not gonna, I don't think. What is the next part? They're gonna start going into Gun Devil stuff.
SPEAKER_11:So they could maybe, but they could maybe But I was just saying, are they gonna do this with like the Demon Slayer thing where they turned the movie into like a half season or whatever? Because they did the Hashira training and the Oh you mean like Mug and Train? Yeah, Mugrain and Hashira training were technically movies, but they did they separated them as episodes afterwards.
SPEAKER_15:They could. I could see them. Yeah, I know what Matt's saying. This movie did kind of fit that. They split it into an anime eventually and put it on TV too.
SPEAKER_11:For canonized, because I know people don't all not everybody's gonna watch the movie watch a movie in between.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, not everybody's like us.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:So I could see it, but I was just wondering if that's what they were doing.
SPEAKER_11:If you guys special in more ways than one.
SPEAKER_04:Yay! Can I have a cookie?
SPEAKER_11:No, you can have another Pepsi if you can find it.
SPEAKER_17:Hey.
SPEAKER_15:Oh blue blind? All you see is blue. Oh my god. Yeah. Just ask Jester.
SPEAKER_12:Okay. Internal Assassins arc and then Gun Devil arc. Okay. That's where they're going next. Okay, that's you're gonna laugh, but that's um, what's what's her name? What's your name? Internal Assassins? Yeah, that's Quanti. That's literally her name. Yes, name is Mortal Kombat, but that no- I like okay, that's the next arc. Okay, then Gun Devil. Okay. Then control Devil. They could. They'll probably just change something. It's not as big as Demon Slayer, so I assume they'll probably get as much.
SPEAKER_15:Even though it won the box office pretty much, which I am not confirmed, just likely.
SPEAKER_11:Like, fine. Find out Monday.
SPEAKER_07:It's got it. It's got no competition. I'm not arguing.
SPEAKER_17:It's got no competition.
SPEAKER_05:We went to as a Wisconsin night, and us going to the movies as much as we do. Yeah. We went into that theater, and almost everybody followed us for one movie.
SPEAKER_15:Well, I'm assuming they didn't expect Springsteen to fucking bomb. What all of them do. Not bomb, but what the biopics? Biopics and or slash movies that nobody really wanted. The Michael Jackson ones got a shot, probably. Because that's Michael Jackson. Yeah. So isn't his son playing him or some shit? I don't know. I just know that's coming at some point.
SPEAKER_09:So I'm like supposed to come out this year. Now it's coming out next year.
SPEAKER_15:They just love doing that to us nowadays. Still laughing at Mortal Kombat. We need to move Springsteen. Oh, we shouldn't have. We would have been fine. Then it would have been competing with James Common.
SPEAKER_17:At least it's kind of in the same genre.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah, now it's not coming out during Halloween when it should.
SPEAKER_15:I admit though, a lot of the anime movies are strategic though. They kind of they've been coming out like without with not that much competition. What did Demon Slayer come out with?
SPEAKER_12:A little, was that a little bit after Superman? Was Superman still in theaters? It was no, it was on its way out, I think.
SPEAKER_11:When Demon Slayer came out, first came out. And it's still in some theaters.
SPEAKER_15:Superman?
SPEAKER_11:No, Demon Slayer. Demon Slayer's still in some theaters.
SPEAKER_05:Demon Slayer's competition was Conjuring.
SPEAKER_15:And Conjuring still ate. So and Demon Slayer eight, too. Conjuring did great.
SPEAKER_05:The only movies before that were The Roses and Honey Don't Oh.
SPEAKER_11:Which I don't even think made money.
SPEAKER_05:The Roses? Probably not, because I've seen it on the internet. Oh damn.
SPEAKER_12:Chainsaw Man's at 70 million worldwide array. That's just making money.
SPEAKER_14:Yeah, that's also Japan released, too.
SPEAKER_12:Yep, because it came out in Japan first. What's Black Phone 2 chilling at? 55? That'll probably be fine.
SPEAKER_11:By the way, you guys have to talk me into whatever movie I'm saying on Tuesday. Oh boy.
SPEAKER_15:I've got four options. You have to talk to you.
SPEAKER_07:Nobody cares for any of the four movies that are our options this week. What are your four options? Roofman! We already saw Roofman.
SPEAKER_15:Damn.
SPEAKER_11:So Black Phone 2.
SPEAKER_15:Oh God. Hey.
SPEAKER_11:Tron.
SPEAKER_12:Ha ha ha ha.
SPEAKER_11:Springsteen.
SPEAKER_07:You haven't seen the ones. And Chainsaw Man. Which one am I seeing? Chainsaw Man or Black Phone 2.
SPEAKER_15:Out of the bias of the other two. But, but, and also Chainsaw Man, you only have to watch 12 episodes and know what's going on. Because there's only 12 episodes. That's it.
SPEAKER_09:Which I can do because I'm off Monday.
SPEAKER_15:Then the m then the movie. So the animation is animators were on crack for Chainsaw Man. It looks just fucking Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:Rose has only made 50.6 million.
SPEAKER_05:There were quite a few CG moments in the movie, but it didn't take away from they did that perfectly fine.
SPEAKER_15:So of those four, you reckon you say chainsaw man over the other ones. Probably. I just don't know how much I could convince you for Black Phone 2, but I would probably say it's open forum. That's the thing. I think you'd like both. I think I think you may not love either, but you'd like both. I think you'd at least enjoy your tie with both. So I'd probably lean Chainsaw Man too.
SPEAKER_07:Ryan didn't have a lean on anything because he's never watched the anime, but he's read the manga for Chainman.
SPEAKER_11:Chainsaw Man. Okay.
SPEAKER_15:Well, Roman. Oh my god, Ryan's just like, uh he's also the only one that's paid any attention to Tron.
SPEAKER_07:So needless to say, of those four movies, Springsteen is last. Makes sense. Bone. Now, to whose credit, we love the actor.
SPEAKER_04:Quoting the No, that's one of Bruce Springsteen's popular song. Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_05:Chainsaw Man manga quote.
SPEAKER_15:Oh, sake. The War Devil's greatest quote. I'm not in love with Denji. I'm in love with America. Oh, sake.
SPEAKER_16:Okay. According to him, it's an actual moment.
SPEAKER_15:I stopped reading just before that. The War Devil gets power. This is part two of the manga. It gets power from like war and stuff. And there's a whole kind of romance with Chainsaw Man slash Denji and shit. And she and now Yoru is just like, wait a minute. I'm not in love with Denji. I'm in love with America. And then she's got a waving a flag and shit and starts singing the Star Spangled Banner. Because follow war. And I'm like, oh my god.
SPEAKER_05:It's kind of America not so good, but I'm just like ask him what the first quote was that he pulled out of his head after singing that. He's going to hell for resources.
SPEAKER_15:Yeah. Oh, hell has resources? Hell could use some freedom. America. America. America.
SPEAKER_16:But no, I'd be the first person to Trump tattoo on his back.
SPEAKER_15:Just the letters America.
SPEAKER_12:America.
SPEAKER_15:But no, another great another great movie. It's hard to. Now someone would normally ask me, did I like Demon Slayer or Chainsaw Man better? That's really hard to say because they were very different movies. Chainsaw Man gave you its gave you the jolt of action there for but for pretty much the second half, the whole second half of the movie, but Chainsaw. Demon Slayer was all action.
SPEAKER_16:So it's like, hmm. And the first half of the movie, romance movie. Second half of the movie, action movie.
SPEAKER_15:Sharknado.
SPEAKER_02:I think it was Sharknado. Hey, I wasn't lying to you when I said I felt like that entire scene felt like he should have been yelling out Lenosuke.
SPEAKER_12:Who beam? Yeah. Funny thing, that's Shinra's voice actor from Fire Force.
SPEAKER_15:I was like, hey, that's Shinra. Ha.
SPEAKER_12:Derek Snow, I believe. But yes, that was a great anime.
SPEAKER_15:That's over now, too, isn't it?
SPEAKER_12:Nope. Second, the second part of season three is the end. That didn't come back yet. It'll come back soon.
SPEAKER_15:January. That's one of Jesus.
SPEAKER_17:That's one of the great works. One of my January goals.
SPEAKER_15:That's one of my going missing months. Where the fuck is Dean? Oh, he's watching Free Run season two. Don't worry about him. He's freezing. He's got his shirt off. Jujutsu Kai's in N Hell's Paradise. He's disappeared.
SPEAKER_05:He's poking holes in the air.
SPEAKER_12:Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_15:Oh yeah. I'm still laughing at Matt's conundrum. He's like, I don't know what we're gonna see. That is Is it your choice this time?
SPEAKER_11:I have to buy them.
SPEAKER_17:Oh boy. What are you leaning towards?
SPEAKER_07:Because we've already talked about I'm the only one of the I'm the only one of the four that has any interest in Springsteen.
SPEAKER_12:Oh, so that's kind of like the last. That's kind of that is last, like Mass Fit. That's last.
SPEAKER_02:That's me, just trying to keep the movie series alive. Say Tron is up there.
SPEAKER_04:Don't laugh at me.
SPEAKER_13:That movie's a failure.
SPEAKER_11:I already said them sent them the message.
SPEAKER_15:Well, I'm Chainsaw Man or Blackphone. I don't think you can go wrong with either one.
SPEAKER_11:Of the three, I said Chainsaw, Tron, Black Phone, him, Chainsaw, Black Phone, Tron.
SPEAKER_15:Yeah, I'd probably say Chainsaw Man first. But and I don't even hate Tron. I don't hate it. It's become a joke to me because of how bad it flopped. Like that's the only reason. I actually thought the movie was a weird. I know why it flopped. It didn't flop because of the main actor. He was fine. He didn't refuse to see it. Because for some reason they have Leto hate. You now here's my actual question, though. Do you think it was that good or just like it's not as bad as it's a Tron movie?
SPEAKER_05:I would love for the series to continue, especially where they fucking left you on the cliffhanger.
SPEAKER_15:Oh yeah, Jay don't like the fact that the rumor that Disney put that out there to kill it because they don't want to make any more. Kill this movie. We don't want it. Yeah, Disney should sell off its IPs.
SPEAKER_05:Disney's thing.
SPEAKER_15:They buy all these IPs, run them into the ground. Run them into the ground, and then good. We don't gotta deal with that now.
SPEAKER_05:How do you think he feels about Star Wars because of that?
SPEAKER_15:Now we can focus. Star Wars hurts me. That one, remember, I don't have as much nearly I don't have basically no investment in Trons, and you do, so it's a little be a little different. But yeah, Star Wars hurts me a little. Tron's really cool fucking concept. I'm sorry. Jared Little.
SPEAKER_02:And next time they brought our fear of you know AI taking over and coming to life into the movie. I did it was ISILs, which was a weird choice of a name for a fucking program, yeah for being the savior. Because my only influence on ISOs is games.
SPEAKER_17:In order to use an emulator, most of the time, well, for PlayStation at least, it was always an ISO file.
SPEAKER_06:I'm curious now.
SPEAKER_02:And you already know me and Black Phone.
SPEAKER_17:I'm as far as that series goes, I'll go and watch it. It's entertaining as it is, but if I'm gonna go and sit something by myself, I won't probably rewatch it unless I'm with you.
SPEAKER_12:No, I I don't rewatch. I don't I don't rewatch. I probably don't rewatch that much. No, I had the tron. Oh god.
SPEAKER_15:I said I had the tron just tron is at 108 million dollars worldwide. It ain't making its money. Its budget was 180 million to 220 million, according to my oh especially since it's just it's just now got what the hundred?
SPEAKER_02:Disney's probably gonna be very next month quit streaming and not make any money else.
SPEAKER_07:And Disney is underreporting their budgets to all hell because it just got shown that flat uh rise of Skywalker cost$600 million. And they lied their asses off about it.
SPEAKER_04:Well, here's another thing, too. When you we we kind of touched on this too, it's hard to get people to go to movies now.
SPEAKER_15:Yeah, so in a way, they're fucking expensive. They're expensive, and people are kind of like, I still like the experience of going to a movie that will never change, but a lot of people, I'm lazy, I'm gonna stay at home for two months just wait for it to come out on streaming or something. They gave you that option.
SPEAKER_05:Even with the discount that I get with the movie magic, you know, Marcus thing, I spend$20 on two people to go see a movie. Yeah.
SPEAKER_15:That don't help. The two the Tuesday deal is.
SPEAKER_05:And I spend another$20 because we go there and we're all these dumbasses and don't eat or drink beforehand. Yeah. And spend it on food and drink.
SPEAKER_15:They have decent food too. That's another reason. It's it's not amazing, but it's decent. No, it's overpriced compared to keep wanting. Like I like their pizza, but I don't like paying$25 for the bitch. That's just I still do it, but I don't like it.
SPEAKER_11:Now their Tuesday deals have gotten pretty good. So I luck out.
SPEAKER_15:Well, that's a$10 day, isn't it?
SPEAKER_11:No, that's$6 day.
SPEAKER_16:Or six dollar day.
SPEAKER_11:It's a little bit more designed.
SPEAKER_16:People like us, we can't do that.
SPEAKER_15:No. No, I yeah, I'm I couldn't. Yeah. Especially now, me now, where I'm only free on fucking Saturdays, basically. Yeah, that you go to movies, there ain't many of them that are full. I mean, there was a there was people in Chainsaw Man, but it's not like the whole thing was jam-packed. There wasn't really that many people in there even walking around. So what's the only movie this year that we went to that jam-packed? Not many.
SPEAKER_16:I wouldn't say jam-packed, but it felt like a decent amount of people?
SPEAKER_15:Not many. I'd remember. Maybe Matt's seen one that's had.
SPEAKER_14:Well, I'm also biased because I go on Tuesdays. Uh those are fuller.
SPEAKER_15:Oh, yeah, because no one wants to go pay them 15 bucks for a ticket anymore. Chainsawmans were like 1450. They vary. I paid 17 at one point for certain for Marvel movies sometimes. For the normal theater, too. Bastards. That's the DLX. Yeah. The DLX. Chainsaw Man had a Screen X showing. I almost did it just to see it. I almost did it.
SPEAKER_17:Fucking turning our heads during that fucking screen.
SPEAKER_04:But again, I think I don't know if Matt's seen a Screen X movie or not, but he said it's not.
SPEAKER_11:I know one that was. It's not great. What? I think I know one that was. What? Lilo and Stitch.
SPEAKER_15:Screen what? Pack? Well, of course. Of course. Him on a Tuesday.
SPEAKER_09:Yeah. I mean, I've seen several on Tuesday, but that one sticks out in my brain.
SPEAKER_16:Us as a group. For the movies I have on this list, there no, there hasn't been a Fantastic Four wasn't full.
SPEAKER_15:There was people in there weren't full, nowhere near full. Thunderbolts wasn't nowhere near full.
SPEAKER_05:The closest one that we've even come to filling the seats. Demon Slayer was full.
SPEAKER_15:Demon Slayer was full. Okay. Yep. Demon Slayer was. Yeah. I was gonna say the only other one was I remember that. Final destination. Me and Matt had some weird ass fucking seats because I got them and I'm like, it's where I could best I could go. Because no, wait. I went twice. Because I went with you. Frank, who are you going with first? Then I went.
SPEAKER_14:I bought the tickets for that one.
SPEAKER_15:Yeah, that was yeah, that was there wasn't a seat in there.
unknown:No.
SPEAKER_15:Swear to God.
SPEAKER_11:I got off to the side.
SPEAKER_15:Yeah, it was weird ass seats. I was kind of like, for Friday? What is this?
SPEAKER_11:Friday night on like buying them on like Tuesday, Wednesday.
SPEAKER_15:Yep. Yep. Yep. That that one was full. That I'm like, damn. Anime is taking over now. Nobody wants to release with anime movies because we take over. Oh my god. Yeah, that one was full. Weeb culture. That one was full. God, that's fucked up. Demon Slayer is more full than Thunderbolts and fucking Fantastic Four, but I'm not surprised.
SPEAKER_05:Where's their fucking movies going?
SPEAKER_15:Mission Impossible is pretty full too, but that one was a lot. That one was that makes it seem like I'm saying Fantastic Four and Thunderbolts were bad. They weren't bad movies. They were what are you talking about? Thunderbolts was depression. That's a good movie. I oh god, what did I prefer though? I might have liked Thunderbolts a little more. Fantastic Four was good, but not how do I understand it? Well, good enough.
SPEAKER_11:What? He's not saying it good enough.
SPEAKER_15:Yeah. I kept forgetting. I keep forgetting. I gotta stick to that. But he's distracted.
SPEAKER_14:Yeah, his memory's also his memory shot today.
SPEAKER_15:Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_05:It's just his eyes, too.
unknown:Hmm?
SPEAKER_12:Everything's shot because of the fucking Pepsi. God damn it. But no, I don't think I don't even think fucking what was the first. Oh, uh Captain America was the first comic film this year, I believe.
SPEAKER_15:And that was bleh. That was just bleh. It wasn't great, but it wasn't poop.
SPEAKER_05:Marvel did to me what they always do. Should have been a Hulk movie, but no. Here we go. And they're doing it again! Next day. Doing it again. Put Hulk in there. Watch, watch. The first half of that movie is gonna be World War Hulk. Watch, watch. I'm calling it now. The first half of that movie is gonna be World War Hulk, but its story's gonna sit around Spider-Man. Jay's gonna be in there like and this is how they introduce Venom. He's gonna come down on the rocket that pisses the Hulk off.
SPEAKER_15:No, I read that they're still gonna use that. I read that I don't know if they might change it, but they're gonna use the symbiote that's there. Remember, he Venom left a piece of the symbiote in the MCU. I don't know if they're gonna use that, but they might. Null. I don't know if we're ever gonna see. We're not gonna see null. We're not gonna see null. Unless Marvel and Sony make a deal for Marvel to use them. They pretty much they didn't pull the plug. They said they're taking a break on their Sony stuff, which basically means they don't want to do it anymore. Their Sony universe stuff, but that's their own fault. Just because they don't know how to fucking make a proper villain movie. Well, I can't say that. Venom's movies were all at least entertaining.
SPEAKER_16:They were entertaining. I liked it with it be a Craven was even entertaining.
SPEAKER_15:Yeah, I was entertained with mildly entertained with Craven. I was.
SPEAKER_05:You know how many times I've said I wanted to see Chameleon in a Spider-Man movie, and the closest we got was Craven.
SPEAKER_12:Yeah. Dimitri Sagadov.
SPEAKER_15:Didn't he even wear eventually wear the mask at the end? Yeah, he had the classic look at the end.
SPEAKER_13:But again, oh and okay, then we got Madame Webb.
SPEAKER_02:Dude, we don't even have to talk about that one.
SPEAKER_15:Cindy Sweeney was in a tight costume. That was good. For about five minutes. One scene. For less than five minutes. Yeah, mean. That's all I get. That's all I get. How long was that, Sindy?
SPEAKER_11:It was multiple scenes. Yeah, but it's full of five minutes ago. But for Gene, that's all he needed.
SPEAKER_15:Yeah, I'm good. He might get more. If they ever cast her as black cat, the internet's gonna blow the fuck up. Blow the fuck up. No, no, no. Now you're getting female punisher. Yeah, I know. I've seen that. I'm like, that's you, Sadie's. That's the theory. That's the theory.
SPEAKER_08:Sadie Sinks Punisher's sidekick.
SPEAKER_15:Sadie Sinks not too big. Yeah, she's Punisher's sidekick. But I don't know. Nobody knows too much about they're keeping that movie pretty much under wraps, and they're keeping Tom Holland away from reporters. Don't tell them the whole movie.
SPEAKER_13:Jay's gonna be in that movie, like, oh my god.
SPEAKER_17:They're gonna start having Tom Holland do all of his scenes on a green screen so he doesn't even know what's going on.
SPEAKER_15:One of my favorite Tom Holland interviews is when they were doing the press release for before it came out though, no one knew what was going on yet, for No Way Home. And fucking they're in they're in they're talking to Zendaya about the fucking scene where she's falling and shit, and Tom. Yeah, that was a that was a good scene. I wasn't there though, Zendaya. Tom. Uh oh. Did I spoil something? I wasn't there though. The soul left him. You could see his face. Like, oh boy, I'm in trouble. But then Andrew Garfield had his back. I'm not in the movie. That's CGI. I'm not in the movie. Master.
SPEAKER_06:Don't ever let me meet him.
SPEAKER_15:Peace in my mind. Oh, all you can think of is his ass from a different movie. You think I can just recognize any Spider-Man from the back from their ass? You're like, probably could. Yeah. Toby doesn't even have to do much.
SPEAKER_16:All he has to do is put his hand on his back and he'll go, that's Toby.
SPEAKER_05:You're gonna do the meme. Oh.
SPEAKER_15:I'm pretty sure you I'm pretty sure you did it during Ironheart just for shit. There he is! He's finally here. In a mediocre show, not mediocre, right? That no one cares about. I should always say that no one cares about.
SPEAKER_05:They turned the hero into basically a villain. That was my point.
SPEAKER_15:Think about it. That ending's more fucked up when you really think on it. Like, what?
SPEAKER_05:Huh?
SPEAKER_04:You just made her an a villain?
SPEAKER_15:Her entire character arc is bullshit. I'm like, okay. Tony Stark didn't have oh my god, don't don't ever bash Tony Stark. That's the patron saint of the MCU.
SPEAKER_11:Patron, so then we yeah, and then Disney promptly filmed an entire show that did.
SPEAKER_15:Yep. I don't mind the bashing of Tony Stark because characters are gonna have shit with Tony.
SPEAKER_05:Because Tony was always that type of character, especially in comics.
SPEAKER_15:I'm Iron Man. The problem is how they went about it. Well, that shows how much iron how much RDJ and Iron Man's love that pissed a lot of people off.
SPEAKER_05:That the whole show was kind of not the whole show, but there was Which is one of the reasons why I wasn't too happy about his coming back as Doom.
SPEAKER_15:I'm the jury is still out on that because I love Doom and I'm like, I just don't I don't want Doom. My fear is it's gonna be Iron Doom. And I'm like, oh my fucking god, that's not Doom. Okay, so Iron Doom is cool, but that's not Doom! That's not Killen Murphy. God, I'm still latching onto that. I'm just like, hold on though. Wasn't Iron Doom in the comics still fucking Victor?
SPEAKER_06:Oh with Iron Man suit? Might have been. I think I'm thinking of it. What is that one? Infamous Iron Man, that's what I'm thinking of.
SPEAKER_15:Infamous Iron Man. It looks like Doom.
SPEAKER_02:Because I could have sworn Iron Doom was still Doom.
SPEAKER_15:Yeah, that's what I'm thinking of. That's I that's Iron Doom. That's Iron Doom.
SPEAKER_16:Infamous Iron Man, that was still Tony. A lot of people didn't even like that run of the comics because it turned Tony into a bigger douchebag because he was kind of evil. That was basically Tony's Doc Oc era.
SPEAKER_17:The Doc Artem era. Yeah, you know, where his brain was kind of fucked with.
SPEAKER_02:Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_06:I know what you're talking about.
SPEAKER_02:Like Superior Spider-Man.
SPEAKER_12:Oh, superior Spider-Man. Nope, infamous Iron Man is Doom. That's Vic that's Victor Von Doom. Infamous?
SPEAKER_06:No, the infamous Iron Man is not Tony Stark. The infamous Victor Von Doom.
SPEAKER_13:Okay.
SPEAKER_06:That is Doom.
SPEAKER_13:He's just like, I'm gonna make an R Tony suit now.
SPEAKER_15:Oi yoi. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Rumors are we getting might get trailers for Spider-Man and do and Doomsday before the year's out. And I'm like, hmm. Spider-Man I get, but I'm like, really? Doomsday already? That's not out till December next year. And you're already gonna push a trailer. It's all gonna be single person shots. I still like when we first were talking about it, and and Matt explained it, and I was like, I wonder what the perspective is gonna be. And Matt's like, it the whole movie has to be Doom's perspective because they have no buildup to it. That whole fucking movie has to be his perspective. That's your shot.
SPEAKER_07:It's Franklin Richards touching his face. That's your current setup for Doom.
SPEAKER_16:Oh god. Deadpool. That's your setup. Deadpool.
SPEAKER_15:Oh my god. That's gonna it has potential! It does, but I just worry that there's gonna be so many, just it's gonna be a mess. I worry it's gonna might be a fun movie, but a mess.
SPEAKER_07:It may have potential, sure, but doesn't help when the movie's already six feet under.
SPEAKER_15:Six feet under? Oh boy. Do you want to know what's gonna be the real test for fucking money? How Avengers Doomsday does. If that don't make a billion, there's problems. There's problems. They need to go back to the drawing board or something. Well no, the reboot's coming. Ain't Secret Wars a reboot? Supposed to be.
SPEAKER_08:Secret Wars is supposed to be their reboot. So even if Doomsday fails, they set that out. And it's like, all right, we can restart now. Let's take a break.
SPEAKER_15:Two years later, their first movie was the reboots coming. Yeah, the X-Men. Hell, DC, DC's and don't know what's gonna happen if Gunn's gonna keep his job or not. They're selling again. I'm like, bro, I'm done with you, DC. I'm done with your no Warner Brothers. Warner Brothers.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
SPEAKER_15:Done with Wershad. That's serious here.
SPEAKER_17:Technically, you know, the saddest part about that is Disney has, I don't know how, the highest prospects of buying it out, aside from Paramount.
SPEAKER_04:Well, Disney's pretty much got a fucking monopoly on everything. They fucking have a hand in every fucking thing.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah, and you shouldn't want Disney to buy it. No. Be funny as hell, but that shouldn't be only.
SPEAKER_04:You know how many people I argue with?
SPEAKER_15:I argue with on internet people. Disney should just buy Spider-Man. You know how quick I'm in them comments? No, absolutely not. I don't want that. I'd rather have Sony keep making mediocre poop that deal with what Disney would do. Come on, you're and no, it's not even mediocre. Sony's given us have been mediocre. Sony's yeah, Sony's given us some of the crap. Products not named Spider-Man have been mediocre. Yes, agreed.
SPEAKER_11:And it's Venom included. It's like you had optimism.
SPEAKER_07:No, you had optimism with Venom. Doesn't mean it was.
SPEAKER_15:I know two is the only show you won, in my opinion, which sucks because only because they killed Carnage, and that was kind of then they should have been rated R also. Yes. But no, they had to let the kitties go see it. Because it's Venom. Well, think about this one, Kitty.
SPEAKER_05:You made the comment when we went to see Chainsaw and I said, Well, why are there kids coming in here?
SPEAKER_02:Well, they left pretty quickly.
SPEAKER_15:They're like, what? He's talking about boobies. We gotta take the kids out. Well, they had naked scenes of the kids. Naked scenes. But they didn't define their features. Oh, they cheated, though. There was no nip. They cheated. There was no nip. Hey, they did. GG didn't have it there.
SPEAKER_11:That's how much anime. That's how it is.
SPEAKER_15:Not high school DXD, my patron saint.
SPEAKER_11:It's not just high school DXD, which is a short.
SPEAKER_15:Oh, there's plenty more. Or uh how about the Ring Wives? Ah, they lot TDs in there too. I like that one.
SPEAKER_11:Oh, I've I've watched that one recently. Yeah. Because that one's getting at season two right now. It's dubbed.
SPEAKER_15:The gladiator. I picked out his favorite. The gladiator show even because he wants to have his babies.
SPEAKER_07:Dean, I know your type. I know which one you like. I know you better than you know yourself.
SPEAKER_15:Hey. So yeah, yeah, she may be a catwoman Dean, but you love her. The funny thing though, my second favorite in that show, you don't even see.
SPEAKER_05:She's not even a Dami Mommy either. That's the funny part.
SPEAKER_15:She wants to be used. Second is Second is not even part of part of the fucking. You're gonna laugh your ass off. The second is not even a part of fucking group. It's the elder elf from the first one.
SPEAKER_11:I was just gonna say it's the fucking elf, isn't it?
SPEAKER_15:I start to see a real trend with him, aren't you? What do you mean?
SPEAKER_07:I said I know him better than he does himself, man.
SPEAKER_15:When they were in tub and she was like, mind if I join you? Yeah, come on in. Me, he was all nervous and shit. Come on. I'm like, ooh, old lady, older elf lady. I forget. They're old, but they don't look old.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah. Now go tell that to the inner species reviewers.
SPEAKER_15:Don't laugh about those my boys. They hate the elves. I'm mad that only one of them likes the elves. I'm mad that shit got canceled, goddammit. They canceled the show before they got to the FUDA.
SPEAKER_12:Uh-huh. And with my boys arguing about FUNA, they didn't give a damn.
SPEAKER_05:Dean would have put that show on the highest pedestal ever if they actually did the FUDA scenes.
SPEAKER_15:No, they there was they showed a clip where they're in like the red the stripper district and there's a bunch of the cowgirls are walking and you just see their fucking tits jingling. And then they go jingling? They can't yeah, jingling, whatever, whatever. Bouncing.
SPEAKER_05:It's not Christmas yet. Yes. It is for him every time an anime is on.
SPEAKER_15:Well, they're just minding their own business. And then next thing you know, they scoot their way right to where they're going. And I'm like, that's the most border state scene I've ever had. Yep. Yep. Yep. He'd love that show.
SPEAKER_10:He'd love it.
SPEAKER_16:You gotta put it on for one of those Fridays if you're just sitting there going.
SPEAKER_15:He'd love it. It got canceled because it's too fucking it got like two or three episodes and gone. Couldn't you watch no more? It was kind of like, no, it's got two or three episodes in dub. And then they stopped. Yeah, then the sub has an entire first season. The dub stopped doing it. And I was like, what? Because Japan has no standards.
SPEAKER_05:Where'd it go? It's weird. It's because they prefer personal space, but as soon as you start talking sacks and the hand ties, then it's like James, like, yeah, bring it on. They don't even have to get drinking them for that.
SPEAKER_06:Oh god. Yeah, that's uh that that's that's so we've already derailed.
SPEAKER_16:I tried to bring us back.
SPEAKER_15:So do you want surprise or do you want your critical role 15-minute spiel? Critical role 15 minute. Well, we'll go back. We kind of said something about a well yeah.
SPEAKER_07:I said surprise or 15-minute 15-minute critical role change.
SPEAKER_16:We'll do the surprise because critical role in the matter.
SPEAKER_07:So I did see a movie today. Huh? I got to see Now You See Me Three in advance.
SPEAKER_04:Huh. Why?
SPEAKER_14:Because Ryan and Nick got free tickets for an advanced screening of Now You See Me Three.
SPEAKER_04:How the fuck? Where?
SPEAKER_15:At Marcus. Oh. Marcus Majestic. Oh, Majestic. Okay. I've I've only been at that one, I think, once. Majestic, okay.
SPEAKER_11:I can't legally talk about it. I can tell I can talk about the movie, but I can't talk about it on give you spoilers on the podcast.
SPEAKER_06:That makes sense.
SPEAKER_07:That is actually the that was the entire opening screen. It's like press releases and whatever can't go out until November 13th.
SPEAKER_06:Or we'll find you and kill you.
SPEAKER_05:That's bullshit.
SPEAKER_06:Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_05:It doesn't help you fucking playing with cards right now as you're talking about that movie.
SPEAKER_15:What if I got advanced screening for spy? Oh god. Holy shit, they'd probably kill me.
SPEAKER_11:You'd have to do that.
SPEAKER_05:You can't even pull a Garfield. The best you'll get out of you is a fucking Toby where you stare at the camera.
SPEAKER_15:D How was it?
SPEAKER_06:Wink.
SPEAKER_07:I can tell you I enjoyed it. The final trick doesn't live up to the first two movies, but they get the they set you up the entire movie for whatever they were doing. They gave you everything you needed. You just gotta catch it.
SPEAKER_05:God damn it.
SPEAKER_07:Huh? I can tell you off of the podcast.
SPEAKER_05:That means I'll actually like the movie. I love that type.
SPEAKER_07:I can tell you off of the podcast. Yeah.
SPEAKER_15:No, I won't accept it. We have to be known to all. Actually, I watched a movie last night too when I think about it. It was a prime movie. It was called Play Dirty with Mark Wahlberg. I already watched that. I liked it a lot. I had fun. It's just a Raider R Italian gob.
unknown:Yeah.
SPEAKER_15:It's nothing special, but it's fun. It's just Raider R Italian Gob. I was wondering, it's like maybe Matt watched this, but it's Mark Wahlberg. I'm gonna watch it, and it's an action movie. Ice thriller. I was like, ooh. Mark Wahberg. Even though the comments killed me. Because as much as I love the man, I can't I can't deny it. Number one comment. Oh boy, Mark Wahlberg playing the same character again.
SPEAKER_11:The funny part was is I like watched that like a week before I saw Roofman because his partner is in Roofman 2.
SPEAKER_15:Yeah. Oh, the black guy. Yeah.
SPEAKER_11:I can't remember his name.
SPEAKER_15:Jade does have to watch it because that's a me and Low movie, by the way. So you do have to.
SPEAKER_04:There were some good funny parts.
SPEAKER_15:Nothing ridiculously amazing or nothing. Get a shot at a top lower top 20, maybe I has invested. There it is. I was surprised I liked a Shane something Shane Black directed because I'm can't forgive him for that fucking awful Predator movie he did. Awful. The Predator? The Predator. Awful. Awful. I don't know if it's as bad as AVP Requiem, though, because I still don't know what the fuck was going on in that movie.
SPEAKER_16:The Predator, was that the one where they were on the planet?
SPEAKER_15:No, that's Predators. Predators. That's a good one. The Predators. The fourth one. Predator, Predator 2, Predators, The Predator. It's not good. The Predator was the PTSD guy. He had like PTSD and shit.
SPEAKER_11:Well, I'm thinking uh the damn thing or what it was now.
SPEAKER_02:Probably made this comment like four times every time we bring it up. So I do not remember this one.
SPEAKER_15:No, that's because it's it wasn't good.
SPEAKER_12:That's probably the worst Predator movie. That's the worst Predator movie. The only thing worse was maybe AV Requiem for AVP and that.
SPEAKER_16:That one pissed me off.
SPEAKER_12:That uh that pissed me off because I still don't know what the fuck's going on because it was so dark.
SPEAKER_15:That's like Tarzan.
SPEAKER_05:What the fuck is going on? Well, do you remember the last Tarzan movie to come out? Oh yeah. It was so fucking dark, I was like, what the fuck's going on?
SPEAKER_11:You had a few scenes and a light. Oh, yeah. Autism is the is the advancement of mankind.
SPEAKER_15:That was the predator, right?
SPEAKER_11:Yeah.
SPEAKER_15:Yeah. But to be fair.
SPEAKER_11:Autism is the next stage of evolution for mankind. Basically.
SPEAKER_02:I don't like my stage in evolution. Mine has too much leg.
SPEAKER_15:I don't have his autism. What, mine's not leg? No, you don't have leg.
SPEAKER_14:No, you're you're just straight up blue screen.
SPEAKER_05:That's horrible. I know. Especially saying he's blind of blue.
SPEAKER_15:I am not colorblind. I guarantee I can guarantee that. That I know for sure. Unless there's colors I don't I that don't exist to me, but I can see colors. Fuck you.
SPEAKER_05:All I did was hold up the Pepsi can't because I know what you're that's my fucking routine kicking in.
SPEAKER_15:I'm looking for completely blue can. I did not see completely you had your blue visor on and you didn't see it. God damn it. I'm fucking fucking the blue screen now. Yeah. God. I just you just get set up for these. God damn it. But up but up. He's loving it. But yeah, the the predator was the one that was just dookie dog war. Everyone on the other ones are good. First Predator, great. Predator 2, Cult Classic.
SPEAKER_07:The other movies are so bad they're releasing Prey in movies.
SPEAKER_15:Here, have Prey. It's getting its theatrical release.
SPEAKER_17:God damn, I still have to watch that. Great movie.
SPEAKER_15:I don't know why. Great movie. Like Prey a lot.
SPEAKER_17:It's like I'm struggling to watch the alien TV show for some reason. Loved it. I know it's good. I know what it's trying to set up thanks to fucking TikTok and Bean, but that fucking eye is a menace.
SPEAKER_15:That fucking eye is a menace. I love it. I'm gonna take over your face.
SPEAKER_05:I'm just gonna parasitize your entire body off of just one.
SPEAKER_15:Get your eye out of there. I'm gonna be your new eye. He just stares at you like. It it it's it, Matt, you'd have a kick out of that fucking thing. It's an eye that walks around on little tentacles and burrows into your fucking head and takes control of you.
SPEAKER_11:Don't give me any more ideas.
SPEAKER_15:You realize what we're facing on the table already, right? We're not even there yet, and you're trying to give them mimic ideas.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
SPEAKER_15:And then the last episode, you see the fucking starfish thing that's the plant. You're like, that's what the plant is? It's a starfish? Yeah, it moves around on the wall. It's like a and it grabs you up and just crushes you. Okay, so it's not so why did you just what?
SPEAKER_12:And crushes you.
SPEAKER_02:I don't know. He's been crushes, and the first thing I pictured was a big thigh woman crushing a watermelon. So I don't know who's worse, me or him.
SPEAKER_01:Me.
SPEAKER_02:His reaction time is better than mine, that's all it is.
SPEAKER_07:It's requesting his vision. I can easily be able to do it.
SPEAKER_02:I know that personally just reports with him.
SPEAKER_15:I can easily be distracted. Yeah, I don't even care. It's just distraction. Just my brain just shuts off and my eyes take over.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah, we literally just came up with screen. You blue screened.
SPEAKER_15:Yeah.
SPEAKER_17:Dean, that's not a good one.
SPEAKER_15:That's why I say it's easy to kidnap me. Everyone at work's got it all easy to get kidnapped, Dean. Very easy. So you're telling me Jess dresses up as a woman and you're easily gone. Nah, he already had too much fun with my fucking dentist trips. Telling him I I freaking told him I'm like, yeah, Jess, I won't be here Tuesday. I'm gonna fucking I gotta get my wisdom teeth pulled and shit. He's like, oh, I'll be there. What do you mean you'll be there? When you're getting knocked out, the last thing you're gonna see is me walking in with a trip with a white coat on. I'm be like, uh. He's like, and I'm gonna do some drilling. Not the kind of drilling you want, but oh, you bastard.
SPEAKER_05:You remember when me, you, JJ, and he who shouldn't help me name. Bring it back because I said it enough last time. Or walking.
unknown:Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:Because we had no fucking choice at that point.
SPEAKER_02:You're the only one with a car. Glad it's a long time ago. Holy shit. Yeah. That was one of my jokes. I was like, you don't want to go to the fucking dentist. You don't know what they're putting in your mouth. They're knocking you out. All you hear is a gardening noise, and it's not you making it.
SPEAKER_14:I've never been knocked out for the dentist.
SPEAKER_15:Neither have I. Anesthesia would be some shit, man.
SPEAKER_11:I've been on anesthesia, but I haven't been knocked out.
SPEAKER_15:No, I was knocked. They they IV'd me to knock me out, and because they just get you talking. I'm just talking, they ask you random shit. You're just talking. I'm having a nice conversation. Next time I wake up and I got the shit in my mouth, and I'm done. I'm just done. I've been knocked out for surgeries, but I've not been knocked out. You are just out instantly. Uh-huh. No, I woke up with the gauze. I'm fucking bleeding all over the place. That's not what you said though. I woke up with shit. Oh. I woke up with shit. You're making everybody's fears about the dentist work. I woke up with shit in my mouth. Okay.
unknown:Boy.
SPEAKER_17:How is that not a demon in Chainsaw Man Dennis? Dennis.
SPEAKER_15:The dentist devil. Well, today it could be a thing, because all the devils in Chainsaw Man are fears. And depending on how the fear is, that's how strong a devil is. Like one of the strongest devils is the darkness devil. I'll extend it.
SPEAKER_17:If you were to have a devil from Chainsaw Demon coming after you, what is your devil?
SPEAKER_11:I swear to God, if there's a Centipede devil, it's just things you fear?
SPEAKER_17:Yeah. It's kind of your biggest fear. Well, it's a collective fear. So something you fear that somebody in the other.
SPEAKER_15:And the more people that have that fear, it's stronger. Like, for example, one of the strongest devils in the in Chainsaw Man is the darkness devil. He's a primordial fear because a lot of people are scared of the dark.
SPEAKER_14:I don't have a fear. Not really.
SPEAKER_15:I don't really either. I don't even know I said Centipede devil is a joke, but I just like, oh no.
SPEAKER_06:Not centipedes.
SPEAKER_16:Am I the only one who literally would have one that would fuck with your brain?
SPEAKER_06:No.
SPEAKER_16:Loneliness.
SPEAKER_13:What the fuck would the lonely devil look like?
SPEAKER_11:What the fuck? Like, sure, I have that mild that kind of thing too, but it's like you can't turn that into a devil unless the devil's just gonna kill everyone. Well, then the devil's the strongest it can possibly be out of anybody else.
SPEAKER_15:Yeah, I'm the lonely devil. It's like the darkness devil, just slightly different. So you're not are you what about the are you scared of losing the losing devil? That devil would just be my dick.
SPEAKER_08:So you don't want to envision it, but he's like, no, what the fuck? I already did kind of envision it. It's straight out of uh Bo was afraid. Oh no.
SPEAKER_15:That needs to stop making appearances on this fucking pod. That needs to stop. That fucking fucking monster stuck in our brain.
SPEAKER_05:We can't help it.
SPEAKER_15:That that fucking movie needs to be.
SPEAKER_05:If that was one of those uh Disney 40 rides, we'd have fucking white cream all over us.
SPEAKER_15:I would like to watch that. Like imagine watching that on like acid or some shit. Oh no. Like especially the the We'd fucking wake up in the woods just like he did. That's a movie that I would literally maybe give Matt 20 bucks to watch and just commentary.
SPEAKER_05:He's the one who makes Matt 20 bucks. He's watching. He's the one who makes movie recommendations to us that we just go and watch off a phrase he says. Like Saltburn.
SPEAKER_11:Oh my fucking guy. And all then the only quote I gave from the movie was from a trailer. And you guys didn't question it at all. No, we go and watch it, and then we get, oh.
SPEAKER_13:We get me, we get, why aren't you dancing again?
SPEAKER_05:Only this time you had full swing. Oh god. It wasn't in a pocket. Oh god.
SPEAKER_13:That movie was that was still fucking bonkers.
SPEAKER_15:God, like what the f we don't actually fuck that dirt. You gonna fuck that dirt. And mom was in now you see me three.
SPEAKER_16:I'm not gonna be able to watch that movie. Thanks.
SPEAKER_15:No.
SPEAKER_03:Yep.
SPEAKER_16:I'm gonna watch that.
SPEAKER_03:Don't forget by the time the movie comes out.
SPEAKER_08:She's in Doom too! What's your point?
SPEAKER_02:He's gonna look at me during when she's on screen. You're seeing that. You're seeing that. At least it's not his sister. Oh. You like Lickin' Ad Blood?
SPEAKER_13:Oh.
SPEAKER_15:That was the most hard. That was one of the most that's fucked up. I the fucking the dirt was just whatever.
SPEAKER_14:I only got to see Barbarian this week.
SPEAKER_15:Really? Wait, barbarian? Yeah. The the scascard for a little bit? Well, that's a that shit. I didn't like that editing. It made no sense to me. You know what got me in there? When the monster chick's fucking trying to titty feed the fucker, and I'm like, ugh, team that's you. No, it's not. I would not. Absolutely not. You'd be sitting there crying, but you'd accept it.
SPEAKER_11:We were apparently kind of on a Justin Long horror binge mate sorted. And then Barbarian got recommended.
SPEAKER_15:Matt's probably watching, like.
SPEAKER_11:I'm not fucked.
SPEAKER_15:I can't even think of my favorite Justin Long horror movie.
SPEAKER_05:He's been in a lot of he's got a long. God damn it. Remember when we did the Horror Queen, Horror King thing?
SPEAKER_15:Justin Long is definitely king to me. Oh fuck, God. I out of all the roles he's done, it's not even a big role. It popped off fuck off, man. His remember his role in Zack and Murray make a porno? He's the gay porn star? I said that was you. I mean I end up living in the house.
SPEAKER_13:I'm uh I'm uh I'm in all movies with all male casts.
SPEAKER_15:Wait, I'm forgive me if I'm offending you, but are you a gay porn star? Guilty.
SPEAKER_17:It's like the inside, it's not even an inside joke. You brought Matt in on it. The fucking videos you sent. That's just future you writing all these lines.
SPEAKER_15:I'm mad that my Instagram fucking has them stupid ass clips on there.
SPEAKER_16:You're not mad. You enjoyed it.
SPEAKER_15:No, I'm not because because the writing in those is just so bad, but it makes me laugh every time. So bad it's good to you. So bad, so bad that it's good. Justin Hello?
SPEAKER_05:Yeah. Justin Long. I can't believe Matt Wattspark. His name actually does kind of sound like a porno name. Kinda, yep. Kinda. Justin Long.
SPEAKER_04:Yep. Yep. Yep. They want to know who his fucking.
SPEAKER_08:I don't like that.
SPEAKER_04:You know who his boyfriend was in Zachary Remaking porno? Brandon Roth. Brandon Roth.
SPEAKER_02:Hey. I can't give him shit, man. I do like.
SPEAKER_15:Oh god. Oh, that's the Kevin. That's Kevin Smith.
SPEAKER_03:That's Kevin Smith. Oh my god. You know, I don't think there's a single Kevin Smith movie that we haven't liked.
SPEAKER_14:Die Hard with a Vengeance.
SPEAKER_03:Diehard with a vengeance. Not still.
SPEAKER_07:Oh, Justin Long's in that movie, too. No, that's not Justin Long. That is Justin Long.
SPEAKER_15:Was that a part of the marathon why it came up? No. It's not a horror movie, it's not Halloween.
SPEAKER_02:That depends on the person.
SPEAKER_06:God, it's making me fucking.
SPEAKER_02:Oh god. Could you imagine if that was the theme of the fucking diehard books?
SPEAKER_15:Justin Long's first movie. Galaxy Quest.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, he was a nerd.
SPEAKER_15:Yep. Galaxy Quest. He was you. Oh, there's where I first seen him. Jeepers Creepers. One of his first Jeepers Creepers. That movie still comes up for him. Dodgeball? Yes. Fuck yes. He was a main character.
SPEAKER_04:Yep. God, he was in a lot. He was in the breakup for a little bit. Yep.
SPEAKER_12:God, are you? Pineapple Express. Oh, that was a deleted scene.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah. Probably a deleted scene. Yeah, he was in there with a deleted scene though.
SPEAKER_15:I thought he was a delivery guy in that. He's Alvin's voice in Alvin the Chipmunk.
SPEAKER_06:Alvin the Chipmunk movie.
SPEAKER_12:Oh my god. Clerks Clerks 3. God, he does a lot of shit.
SPEAKER_02:He's not personal to tank and rolls. If he likes it, he does it.
SPEAKER_12:I'll take this role.
SPEAKER_05:Oh my god. Kind of how I would be if I was in Hollywood if you just send me a script and I like it. It's like, alright, I'll be in it. I don't care what part either. Yeah, you're this guy that just gets his throat slit in one scene. Alright, cool. How much do I have to girdle? And scene. Alright, cool. What do I get paid? Ten bucks. Now let me see the movie.
SPEAKER_15:I sadly just envision myself being real finicky with roles. No, I don't like this role. I don't want to do it.
SPEAKER_17:My dick's not shown.
SPEAKER_15:I can't be in the movie. Do I have a naked scene? No, I don't want to do it. Are you gonna have Matt as your manager? That'd be the fucking funny as shit.
SPEAKER_14:As long as you're his fluffer.
SPEAKER_05:No. As long as I like the script. It says I'm his fluffer, I'm out. I'm not losing.
SPEAKER_17:Unless you put me in a bowl is afraid sequel, then I'm losing.
SPEAKER_15:Then I'm where the fuck would that go? Is this remember how that shit ended with just a fucking lingering shot of the boat just sitting there? Is he what the f is I don't even know what kind of fucking schizophrenic thing it was true, the story it was trying to tell. It's an Ari Aster movie, so it's it's high up there.
SPEAKER_05:This is what your brain sees when you're schizophrenic.
SPEAKER_15:What? It's like what the fuck? Every single one of his movies made you fucking kind of think. His first movie was hereditary. That didn't really make you think. That was just naked people showing up at your house wanting to do satanic shit.
SPEAKER_05:That was that was based off uh Labo.
SPEAKER_15:Oh remember the demon? The demon was Pyman. Well, Pyman.
SPEAKER_06:I gotta stop talking about demons. They must have manifest and shit.
SPEAKER_15:Midsumar was we just seen a demon movie. Ah, true. Midsumar was Midsummar.
SPEAKER_14:No, no, it's Florence Pew dressed up as her Midsummer character for Halloween.
SPEAKER_02:Oh fuck. Midsummar wasn't just Midsummar. Not to you.
SPEAKER_15:Oh, because I pissed on that tree? I got my face cut off. No, you got skinned alive. Oh, that was a fucked up. That was fucked up. The worst, I'm starting to understand some people's fucking issues with some horror movies because you know you you sit there and question the decisions some of these people make. Like when when after them old people jumped off the cliff and they were killed, finished off with the hammer because they got old, so they die. It's their time. That's how they die in the village and shit. I've been gone. You ain't convincing me to stay after that. They convinced them to stay.
SPEAKER_04:I'm like, nah, you wouldn't have convinced me to eat the fucking pie. And I love food.
SPEAKER_15:I got it. Then he ends up getting burned in a fucking little shack at the end in a bear, in a hollowed-out bear skin.
SPEAKER_06:Fuck that fuck, man.
SPEAKER_13:There's some fucking fucked up movies out there. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_15:We got a bunch coming out though. We just mentioned Predator, and Predator's got a new one coming, which you still count that as horror. Predator? Yeah. No. Predator's not horror. Who the fuck is that? Sci-fi and that's the most. Some people were complaining that it's PG 13, and I'm like, then a lot of people made it made sense. It's PG 13. They're not cutting up people. They're cutting up aliens and creatures and shit. So the ratings are going back. So it's they're not gonna kill, it's PG. Yep. Yep. Green blood and different colors and shit. So what are they doing what are they trying to teach people? It's okay to kill aliens, but as soon as it's human.
SPEAKER_06:That's a no. So they get away with it on aliens. Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_02:It's kind of justified to kill an alien, though. Unless you're dean and you you know you're trying to get fought. Yeah.
SPEAKER_09:It doesn't have to be an alien for that case.
SPEAKER_02:No, I'm specifically talking about the genus alien. You don't fucking uh goddamn. Xenomorphs, thank you.
SPEAKER_15:Hey man, seek lake. Hey man, if I'm in a room with one of them things and it's and it's giving me like it's not killing me right away, it's giving me like a brawl or some shit. Well, they don't have the eyes, so you're gonna have to go for it. I'm gonna have to go for it. I'm like, what is this? Is this an invitation? Okay.
SPEAKER_05:So they're gonna have a specific type of clicking that you're gonna apply for?
SPEAKER_15:Yeah, I'm just gonna be like, oh, okay.
SPEAKER_05:Also, they're just gonna be bent over with their ass in the ear, and you're like, yep.
SPEAKER_15:Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_06:This is what they want.
unknown:Okay.
SPEAKER_14:I mean, he's already sent that image.
SPEAKER_15:Yeah, he is.
SPEAKER_13:I have.
SPEAKER_06:I need them.
SPEAKER_15:I gotta check myself in somewhere. I've I've liked pictures of thick death claws too, so I gotta get checked in.
SPEAKER_16:You're not alone on the internet.
SPEAKER_12:I gotta get checked in somewhere.
SPEAKER_02:You're not alone on the internet. What? Actually, you're pretty close to Judy Hops. I forget the numbers that follow it, but that guy.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, it's like check me in.
SPEAKER_15:Check me in somewhere. Then we got the running man. That should be a good movie. That's good. That's up there potential. I don't know what Matt's top up restaurants looking in is top 20. I don't know if that's changing at all or it's staying pretty stagnant.
SPEAKER_12:I'm not sure.
SPEAKER_06:Look at him. He's like, no. No.
SPEAKER_02:Oh. The only movie I've added to next year so far is Crime 101.
SPEAKER_10:Oh, Hemsworth.
SPEAKER_15:Well, next year. Next year's gotta there's a lot next year. There's a lot.
SPEAKER_14:It's because you haven't looked at the summer yet. There's several movies already in the summer.
SPEAKER_13:Yeah. Cards went.
SPEAKER_03:Baseball guys went.
SPEAKER_06:That's like I got them.
SPEAKER_02:I got that's going on my list.
SPEAKER_12:What?
SPEAKER_02:Avatar. Really? Last year about it. Not not too skin.
SPEAKER_15:That's one where we're not a part of the mainstream. Everyone usually loves those, and me and Jay are kind of like they look great. I will give them.
SPEAKER_05:That's probably part of my personality where everybody's so on that train that I'm like, alright, I'm not. See you later.
SPEAKER_15:It's your fault.
SPEAKER_04:Would I try to have relations with a Navi? Yes, I would. Okay. I would.
SPEAKER_07:That's not it. And it's gonna get one of it kinks too, because he can't breathe.
SPEAKER_05:So you're telling me he has to do it in his human form, he's not gonna do the avatar thing?
unknown:Yeah.
SPEAKER_11:I'm giving him an avatar.
SPEAKER_15:I'm just gonna get let loose to wander around the fucking planet.
SPEAKER_05:That totally fits because he's a mask-off kind of guy. Yeah!
SPEAKER_15:I'm just gonna get wandering around the planet, like, oh, I found some.
SPEAKER_11:Just slowly suffocate.
SPEAKER_16:Avengers doomsday, Scream 7, Spider-Man Brand New Day, Shrek 5. I forgot Shrek 5. Hail Mary, the Odyssey. I should have that on.
SPEAKER_17:Hey, yes! Toy Story 5.
SPEAKER_11:Oh, I think Mortal Kombat?
SPEAKER_17:Mortal Kombat. What the fuck is Flower Veil Street? It's got a bunch of dinosaur skulls on it. Masters of the universe.
SPEAKER_05:I'm yes. Yes. What to make of that? Yes. That's another Leto one trail.
SPEAKER_07:We don't have a trailer yet. We can't make anything of it.
SPEAKER_04:Get you. I said to say many of the Tron trailer.
SPEAKER_17:I was like, wait, Leto's in it? Oh no.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah, but we got a trailer, but we didn't know.
SPEAKER_17:And I ended up like in it. Reminders of him that that's not us. Exorcist. The Exorcist Deceiver.
SPEAKER_11:Oh, we did launch long legs too.
SPEAKER_15:That's a fucking dream. That is a fucking rain.
SPEAKER_11:They couldn't tell that was uh Nicholas Cage.
SPEAKER_02:The br and what? Ice Age boiling point.
SPEAKER_11:Yep.
SPEAKER_07:Infinite. I thought we already had meltdown. Like Sage meltdown. Yeah, I could have sworn.
SPEAKER_02:Now we have the fuck are we calling the Earth problem right now? The heat wave. Climate change? Climate change. Yeah, that's the point of this. I say climate change. Yeah. But they called it boiling point.
SPEAKER_05:Dune part three. Hey! And I'm literally I'm when we go to see this movie, I am gonna title the episode Look Out.
SPEAKER_17:I don't care. Just because of the poster. Can you guess which one I'm talking about? Supergirl. Look out.
SPEAKER_15:Every freaking poster has that on it. Look out. Look out. Like it's trying to warn us. I still think that's gonna be good.
SPEAKER_05:Hunger Games.
SPEAKER_02:That's a bean movie. What am I talking about? A false link to it.
SPEAKER_07:What is what's Sunrise on the Reaper?
SPEAKER_17:Is there a title tonight yet?
SPEAKER_15:They're doing a new book.
SPEAKER_07:Sunrise on the Reaping.
SPEAKER_15:Yeah. November 20th, November 26th. Damn, they do that. That's the newest book?
SPEAKER_03:I don't know.
SPEAKER_15:Street Fighter, an untitled Wily Coyote movie? I don't give a fuck.
SPEAKER_13:That movie's gonna be so fun. I don't care. Please. Tom Brady movie? Basic hat to.
SPEAKER_11:No, Goat was the animated one where the foot basketball player is a goat.
SPEAKER_02:Oh god. That's why I said basically. Cat in the hat. Oh god.
SPEAKER_15:There's a lot of weird. We've already got a trailer for Cat in the Hat.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah. Cat in Super Mario Galaxy movie. Damn. Playface.
SPEAKER_15:Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Terrifier 4. Oh shit. Oh shit. Grovew. I'm just calling it Grove because it's just. That's when everyone's gonna go see Grove. Bone Temple.
SPEAKER_15:Oh shit. We gotta see Alpha. Starting from the end because Bone Temple's in January. That's probably one of our movies. Oh. Because that's like one of the January or February. That's like our first movie next year. Return to Silent Hill. I'm excited for that, but I don't like James, man. They casted James wrong. I don't like how he looks. Evil Dead Burn. Please be good.
SPEAKER_02:What? What? Narnia, the magician's nephew.
SPEAKER_04:They're bringing that back?
SPEAKER_11:They're making a TV show.
SPEAKER_04:I didn't even know they're bringing Narnia back.
SPEAKER_15:Angry Birds 3. Oh, for God's sake. Fuck you for saying that, Narnia. I just my clothes got washed today. Now that's in my head again. Are you missing a sock? Fuck you. Fuck you, family guy. I don't use the washer no more because things happen. Hey, where's my sock? Another minions movie? Falls in the Narnia. Ah, Mr. Tumbus. Well, hey, that sounds like a movie to me. Or for me.
SPEAKER_02:Good luck. Have fun. Don't die. Hey.
SPEAKER_14:Featuring John Cena.
SPEAKER_03:Oh.
SPEAKER_12:Toy Story 5, bro. They won't stop. Where am I getting another one? Where am I gonna get another one?
SPEAKER_04:The fuck is gonna be the story it is, motherfucker now.
SPEAKER_14:I thought we said Josie was the main character.
SPEAKER_12:Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_03:I don't wait. What? Is that a crossover? No, not crossover.
SPEAKER_02:Oh no, it's been delayed, that's why it's on there. Keenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mutant Mayhem 2 has been delayed to September 17th, 2027. I haven't watched one. How? It's very easy for me to not watch a movie. Still alive. I don't have one, so what the hell?
SPEAKER_03:The Cliffhanger 2.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, which was from what? Late 70s, early 80s?
SPEAKER_14:Early Stallone?
SPEAKER_17:Yeah. Guess who's the main character again?
SPEAKER_14:Stallone?
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. Isn't he done? Apparently not.
SPEAKER_17:Bullshit. Cliffhanger is an upcoming American action thrower film that is a reboot of the 1993 film.
SPEAKER_02:93? That was way off.
SPEAKER_03:Way off. We got a lot of water, yeah. What is that?
SPEAKER_02:They're not trying again. No, they're not. Here you go. That one's just gonna piss you off, and my grandma. The mummy? Not again. Maybe Brenda Freer's coming back.
SPEAKER_03:Yes.
SPEAKER_02:No. Lee Cronin's The Mummy is an upcoming American supernatural horror film.
SPEAKER_03:Written and directed by Lee Cronin. And I don't know if I know who that guy is. You recognize the name? I recognize the name. I don't know anything he's done.
SPEAKER_05:Oh shit. This one the name should have jumped out to you. Oh. First movie that came up, Evil Dead Rise. Yeah. The Hole in the Ground. Oh yeah. The movie that we didn't understand.
SPEAKER_15:Yeah. It was another one. The fucking Skinwalkers or some shit borderline.
SPEAKER_16:Yeah. That one was right up there with the lighthouse.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, like what the f I'm like, alright, we enjoyed the movie, but we didn't fucking understand shit that was going on. Minutes past midnight. Those are the only three movies I see listed on Google.
SPEAKER_03:Ghost Train. Ghost Train. Fifty States of Fright. Fifty States of Fright?
SPEAKER_02:Yep. But he's expected to do the mummy. God, you got me.
SPEAKER_16:And it's gonna be a straight horror movie. Got me. So it's not even gonna be a part of that series, and it's gonna bomb just because people are expecting to see Brandon Fraser again.
SPEAKER_15:That's why the Tom Cruise one bombed.
SPEAKER_17:No, no, that one bombed for different reasons.
SPEAKER_15:That ain't the mummy. Even though I really wanted to see the dark universe unfold. Well, because of the other movie it gave us. I mean, it was fucking top. I mean, it was a good two movies. The mummy returns. Great movies. That's because that's all that exists in that franchise. I mean, quit lying to yourself. That's all that exists. They gave you a though. There wasn't a son as a successor. Don't exist. They gave you a son and successor. Don't exist. It's one and two. And he's very American. He used guns. You know another reason why I love the mummy franchise so much? Just because I love I love Rick O'Connell. I relate to Rick O'Connell. Fucking I what's his name? What's his name? What's Evie's brother's name? I forgot his name now.
SPEAKER_12:That kind of pisses me off. God damn it. The character name. It's John Hannah as the actor, but I forget his name.
SPEAKER_06:I need to know his name though. Damn it. It's gonna bug me because it's on the tip of my tongue. I'm like, what? What the fuck? Jonathan.
SPEAKER_15:I should have known Evie True. It's the same fucking, but that is one of the most fucking JJ characters ever. That is fuck. That's the loot is mine. It's mine. Oh, that sucks, man. What do you mean? And the other thing about two? You know what other thing about two? I like to introduce low in two. He flies the Okay, cool.
SPEAKER_17:I was about to stop.
SPEAKER_05:I entered the mummy on Google and I was kind of sad because the only thing that was coming up was the 2026 one. I was like, no, I don't want that.
SPEAKER_15:Hey, you remember in the Mummy 2 where the pilot's like, hey, when John he's got the fucking big ass diamond from the fucking top of the pyramid or leaving? Half of that's mine. I don't know what you're talking about.
SPEAKER_13:I love those movies so much.
SPEAKER_05:Who's the one that put it in your head that that was JJ? Yep.
SPEAKER_12:Then there's Benny. Then there's Benny. I still don't know who Benny is.
SPEAKER_08:You do you want to do that? Kill him off by a scarab.
SPEAKER_13:What a way to go.
SPEAKER_17:Oh god.
SPEAKER_08:Mythical scarab.
SPEAKER_17:It's not crawling to your skin. Because the real ones don't do that as far as my eye know.
SPEAKER_15:God, that just that made me creepy crawly feelings for a second there. Yeah, you do got it. If you got spare time, you do gotta. I just remember you gotta watch Play Dirty on on Prime. You'd have to one, two, three movies, it, but I think it should work. It should probably be able to find it.
SPEAKER_12:There's a character in her name Stan. This line that's that's Jess. There's a character in her name Stan.
SPEAKER_02:Can't be anything worse than a lot of what was the last movie we watched?
SPEAKER_12:We watched a lot of movies.
SPEAKER_15:Jay, like let me refer to the list.
SPEAKER_05:Literally just did a podcast on it. It was black phone?
SPEAKER_02:Black phone two.
SPEAKER_15:And good for and good fortune.
SPEAKER_02:You you said the camp counselor was just. Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_15:Yeah. Camp counselor.
SPEAKER_05:Home movie. I didn't understand that one.
SPEAKER_13:Home movie shot in the woods. In the scare in the fucking cold.
SPEAKER_05:The frozen lake.
SPEAKER_13:Kind of frozen fucking lake.
SPEAKER_15:Oh my god. He's blue screening. Blue screening. I'm curious now of the 15 minutes of critical role.
SPEAKER_11:I mean, that was a guest. You guys kept talking. I'm not gonna intrude.
SPEAKER_15:Well, you can always intrude when we there's a point where we start. I'll implement with jokes, but I know you're rambling, and I can't. There's always you can always intrude if we're rambling. As I might. We're trying to I can't lead us back to chain side. You can tell when we're I tried, I tried with it. I tried with the fear thing, it didn't work.
SPEAKER_11:We're off chain side, man. We're no chainsaw, man.
SPEAKER_14:We are so far off.
SPEAKER_02:She's not gonna bring you back. She's just gonna take you off track again. Don't make me have to make that as part of the picture. Could actually be fine.
SPEAKER_15:We don't have pops as our pictures anymore. I had pops for this one, so. But uh 15 minutes of critical role. I'm always game for critical roll. God, what the fuck has happened to me? Critical roll is in 15 minutes. No, Matt said there was like a he had something for critical role. I'm just here for it.
SPEAKER_01:I'm ready.
SPEAKER_15:Okay.
SPEAKER_02:Hit us. You're AC.
SPEAKER_15:I've just oh there you go.
SPEAKER_05:Somebody's gonna pull the dice out and actually roll it.
SPEAKER_15:You could hurt someone with some of them dice.
SPEAKER_07:I only have D6s and they don't have numbers.
SPEAKER_17:Well shit, it lands on the foot, I get hit. With the foot.
SPEAKER_14:I got a bat too.
SPEAKER_17:Oh fuck. Anyone got a gun on there?
SPEAKER_07:Because that'd be kind of so. Oh no. So you'll get to experience this Monday, but I was mad at Brennan for about an hour and a half.
SPEAKER_04:You were mad at Brennan?
SPEAKER_07:Yep, for something he did. So didn't understand it.
SPEAKER_04:Well thing?
SPEAKER_07:Uh-uh.
SPEAKER_15:No, he made a narrative choice. And I didn't have an hour-ish episode if I remember your fucking. Yeah, you didn't even respond to it, so I didn't know if you saw it.
SPEAKER_08:I probably was fucking in the at work.
SPEAKER_15:No, no, if I'm doing something, I'll click on my message and I'll I have a tendency to forget. Normally I remember, but every once in a while I might if I'm counting or something at work.
SPEAKER_14:Yeah, he blew screen.
SPEAKER_15:Blue! Blue! You bombed yourself on that one. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Uh-huh. Now we have a reason. I gotta know what Brennan did.
SPEAKER_11:Are you expensive if you want me to do spoilers or not?
SPEAKER_15:You can spoil, I don't care.
SPEAKER_11:I'll watch anyone. Yeah. So somebody dies.
SPEAKER_04:What the fuck? A player character?
SPEAKER_07:Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_04:What the f no fuck? How? What? What the fuck?
SPEAKER_07:He got gang raped by five ghouls.
SPEAKER_05:Like literally gang raped?
SPEAKER_07:No.
SPEAKER_05:Oh, because that would have been Dean's choice. What the fuck?
SPEAKER_07:I mean, you saw the end of the episode. You know there are.
SPEAKER_14:You saw the end of the last episode.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_11:So you know where the ghouls are.
SPEAKER_05:Were you not about to say something?
SPEAKER_11:Oh, that was Ryan responding to my messaging a bunch of rankings.
SPEAKER_15:It came. No, I remember now. They were. I remember I have it on in the background a lot during work, so I miss a few things. It has something to do with where they would. They were with Julius, I think, right? They're at Julius.
SPEAKER_07:They were at Julius Julius's Matt's home.
SPEAKER_15:Yes.
SPEAKER_07:And the last things were Alex's brother.
SPEAKER_11:Yep. With ghouls coming at him.
SPEAKER_13:Yep.
SPEAKER_11:And then that's at the top. That's in the house.
SPEAKER_07:Outside of the house, we have Matt, Ashley, and Abria watching Matt's dad's skull ripped out of his head.
SPEAKER_13:Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_07:Literally did literally did the what's her name from Deadpool 3.
SPEAKER_15:No, what's her name from Temple from Deadpool 3 going inside his brain, ripping. Yeah. Yeah. Julius is Julius' dad? Yeah, Julia's. First thing that pops into my head when you say ripping something out of a body is Templado Doom. Yep. Okay.
SPEAKER_14:For most other people, it would be Mortal Kombat.
SPEAKER_15:Oh yeah. Okay, so that's where it ended. That's where the episode ended. The hell is that to make me old or what? So who is outside?
SPEAKER_04:Matt?
SPEAKER_07:Matt, Matt, Abrea, and Ashley. The people inside are Matt's patron lady friend. Yeah. That he watches over and Alex, because they're being questioned.
SPEAKER_15:Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_11:And they're being attacked by the ghouls.
SPEAKER_15:Alex, you gotta give me the character name. Alex. The Octus. Octus. Okay. I thought is that Octus? Okay. Okay. Who someone gets fucking killed? Yeah. Like the character gone or character come back? That's that's that's the thing. Because I'd be honest, I'm not a big fan of a character dying too early.
SPEAKER_07:I get it later than like I said, I was bad for an hour and a half.
SPEAKER_15:Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:Because the way the scenario plays is Octus had no chance.
SPEAKER_13:Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:Didn't matter how he was going to roll, didn't matter anything, the character was going to die.
SPEAKER_15:Okay, so it's Octus. Okay. Octus is lower tier.
SPEAKER_07:I don't love Octus, but literally he succeeded on one check. The next ghoul got him, paralyzed him, and then ripped him to dead. All the remaining ones. Then stuff happened where the brother does something to him, however, I won't get into specifics. But Octus dies for an hour. Then something narrative happens, like, oh, this was a narrative choice, and Alex wanted his character to die for more and story reasons. Okay. And he comes back as a zombie/slash undead person. As a necromancer.
SPEAKER_13:Oh, so that's okay. So it's oct, this is it's kind of a it's a new take, maybe.
SPEAKER_07:Yes. Doing new take. But the way Brennan played it made it seem like this just happened because of bad rolling. Oh. And that did not sit well with me. Are you saying Brennan created a no-win scenario where he couldn't get out of it? If he wanted to.
SPEAKER_15:Are you saying there should be some context clues or hints that it's narrative driven and not part of the game? Yes. Okay.
SPEAKER_17:I'm having a hard time understanding how you did not like a no-win scenario. Matt! No.
SPEAKER_07:I designed the scenarios and you make them no-win scenarios. Due to poor rolling. Getting attacked by five ghouls is not mercy of any kind. It's fucking hydropump.
SPEAKER_15:That's it was something, man. It's bad rolling. On my part and your part.
SPEAKER_08:That's bad for you!
SPEAKER_15:Wow, so I got that to look forward to Octus getting.
SPEAKER_07:And I didn't control who he went after.
SPEAKER_15:You were behind him! Fucking turtle gets knocked out by a hydrophone.
SPEAKER_07:My target 90% of the time was him, so I could damage the barbarian. It's not my fault. You were at the end of the range.
SPEAKER_15:The part about that is I have the highest AC of the group, but I still go down.
SPEAKER_09:Because it was a save, it wasn't a hit.
SPEAKER_15:So does Octus leave the does he leave the table and then just come back an hour later?
SPEAKER_09:Yes.
SPEAKER_15:Did they at least tell the story for you to understand it?
SPEAKER_07:Like Yeah, but they didn't tell it at first. It took them an hour to get to the point where, oh, this is now a narrative choice, and we were having reasons for it.
SPEAKER_05:They played it out like an episode.
SPEAKER_07:Because it was during the middle of combat. You have to go through the combat steps to get to things.
SPEAKER_05:They played it out like an episode.
SPEAKER_07:And actually still rose like shit.
SPEAKER_05:No!
SPEAKER_04:Hey, she's saved today in the bar fight!
SPEAKER_07:Yeah, and she was the detriment in the next one.
SPEAKER_11:Ghouls are nasty, yo. Damn it, he's gonna start using ghouls. You don't want me to use ghouls. Run the fuck away.
SPEAKER_15:Do you have any ghouls?
SPEAKER_11:I don't know if I have minis for him. I have undead minis.
SPEAKER_15:Don't you fucking do it. Go ahead, buy him ghouls? Yeah, I know. I know you enough.
SPEAKER_04:Bottom enough fucking insects. I bought him a marut. That's enough! I don't even know what I bought him when I bought him.
SPEAKER_07:Ghouls are a CR1 and they are oftenly used as particulars. Because of one attack. Oh god. They get one action, a bite or a claw. The claw, if the target is a creature other than an elf or undead, it must succeed on a DC 10 constitution saving throw or be paralyzed for a minute.
SPEAKER_04:A minute and bat.
SPEAKER_07:Party killers.
SPEAKER_04:That's the entire fucking fight.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah. The target can repeat the saving throw at the end of each of its turns.
SPEAKER_05:Every time I am disappointed or pissed off at something, I owing like a Scottish or Irish accent I just heard.
SPEAKER_02:A Wisconsin accent.
SPEAKER_07:That's pretty much what it is. It's also why monks are deadly, because you get the stunning strike fucking feature.
unknown:Yes.
SPEAKER_07:You have it now, it's level five.
SPEAKER_03:Oh shit, I'm level five?
SPEAKER_14:I think you are. It's level four or five.
SPEAKER_03:Why did I get it? You're only level four.
SPEAKER_14:Or five. I mean, pull or five.
SPEAKER_12:Yes. I look at I look at I don't know if I'm in awe or something, but I look, yeah, five.
SPEAKER_14:I look at Valentine. You got it now. And two attacks.
SPEAKER_15:Son of a bitch. I'm sitting here like, why did I get oh that's because that next character I keep rattling on about is probably a monk.
SPEAKER_05:That's why I'll monk hasn't done shit.
SPEAKER_12:Oh, waity. I was gonna say, Wade is oh god.
SPEAKER_04:Your main role ain't really the fucking attack, though. I mean that means we can keep building.
SPEAKER_17:Okay. That's not bad.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah, but now I'm just giving you now you just have another reason to run out of key points.
SPEAKER_05:Matt, see the only reason I was running out of key points before because I was helping JJ's dumbass out.
SPEAKER_14:Help him all less.
SPEAKER_15:I plan to.
SPEAKER_12:God, our party is dysfunctional in ways. Matt's like, you think?
SPEAKER_15:It's not meant to be a party.
SPEAKER_14:A party.
SPEAKER_15:Well, you're if let's say JJ doesn't get help and he dies all the time. Yes. We're hurting because sadly he's my main help in combat. Yes. So there's no we're fuck.
SPEAKER_14:Technically, Ryan is too. He does decent.
SPEAKER_15:Well, Ryan does pretty good too. Ryan does do good. Nick's iffy. Nick has had some.
SPEAKER_14:Nick is Nick's would need Nick's thing is controlled, and he's not being very controlly.
SPEAKER_02:Hey, give me more time. I'll make you some gauntlets. So you can literally fist people.
SPEAKER_12:And Jay's supposed to be building stuff, but there's days I think JJ's a hindrance to that.
SPEAKER_05:I'm my own hindrance too, because I have to ask him questions.
SPEAKER_17:Because artisticipers are basically at the DM's discretion.
SPEAKER_12:I don't think Matt's gonna tell you no unless it's something of God.
SPEAKER_15:He's told me no. Really? You can't build a nuke.
SPEAKER_02:I didn't ask to build a nuke. I did ask if it was possible. I didn't ask if it was possible. Okay, we had enough boom boom juice. Boom boom juice? Yes.
SPEAKER_11:He won't use the flaming liquid for something.
SPEAKER_15:I told him I want my Valiant's final weapon to be inspired by a stormbreaker. And he said, or he's like, Jay cannot make that. I can't make legendary items.
SPEAKER_07:I thought you could make legendary. You can't make artifacts.
SPEAKER_02:Oh. Yeah, I can't make things that spam universes.
SPEAKER_15:Because it's it's val it's Valiant Tempest, the storm. I have to go to storm thing. You can make legendary. You can't make it off of your current stones. You need the next tier.
SPEAKER_07:Oh.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, that's the other thing I have trouble collecting too because of somebody.
SPEAKER_07:Well, you've only known about him for about an episode.
SPEAKER_05:An episode? Does that mean we're gonna start recording?
SPEAKER_15:Well, where's JJ? It would help me keep track of where the fuck we are. Where does JJ fucking hinder? Or is it his gapping or does he move on health? Or does he move on too quick? And health. I wouldn't say moving on too quick because he does like to search everything. I'm trying to just gauge or he's the hindrance to building shit. Moving on might be one thing. We do kind of unless you don't want to deal with them sometimes.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah, probably that. Oh. Sometimes. Sometimes.
SPEAKER_09:You just need to have a plan when he goes on his smoke break, so then he can't really speed you up by anything.
SPEAKER_02:I try.
SPEAKER_11:I do I do I do chat with Ryan and he needs to do a better job of having a plan for stuff he wants to do once he's given items. Other than that.
SPEAKER_15:The problem with Mia is talking to me about that stuff is sometimes it takes it's one ear, not the other, because I just want to attack. A couple weeks to even think of what to do with it. I just want to attack it.
SPEAKER_07:And then it takes six months before we even get to something, so I forget what I was even planning. Yeah, you need to tell me what it is the moment you think about it, and then I'll write it down somewhere and remote. I did that once and look it, it actually worked. Yeah. You have a dog. Yeah, I have a dog. And Ryan has an amulet.
SPEAKER_04:Well, it just felt like he needed it.
SPEAKER_07:I did I didn't disagree with you. He's getting his bird in combat now.
SPEAKER_04:He has his trinket. And it's actually where the idea came from. What class is um Nick?
SPEAKER_07:A wizard? His class is Green Lantern. Okay.
SPEAKER_11:I mean it's a spin-off of a paladin and warlock.
SPEAKER_02:Him and me are completely homebrew.
SPEAKER_11:Oh. Three of you are homebrew.
SPEAKER_02:Oh, yeah, Final Fantasy technique.
SPEAKER_15:And then there's There is no Ryder class. And then there's Museum. Hell!
SPEAKER_05:How is that not like a subset of Rangers?
SPEAKER_07:They didn't even do it for the new rules set either.
SPEAKER_05:It still has that not like a subclass of Ranger.
SPEAKER_09:It's a subclass of fighter.
SPEAKER_04:Kinda! What?
SPEAKER_11:There's a per there's a Dragon Knight subclass that nobody liked. And people have used that.
SPEAKER_17:And that's just a part of fighter.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah. That was in a different book. It wasn't even in a base a book that sold. It was uh was just a three e no, that was four.
SPEAKER_17:That was four.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah.
SPEAKER_17:You know, I do kind of hate when I'm looking up stuff and it'll say this is oh, this is only a part of three e and it's no longer used. What?
SPEAKER_15:Oh my god. You know, reused material.
SPEAKER_17:Nobody wanted to read it.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah. They tried to build they for the 2024 shit, they tried to rebuild it, do rebuild the system. Guess what? Nobody liked any of the rules, and they just repurposed fucking fourth edition.
SPEAKER_02:Making me blue screen. Oh god. Well, I'm trying to think, and they're it just goes back.
SPEAKER_15:They used 10 years of knowledge to say, oh, this is written poorly.
SPEAKER_11:We can rewrite this. Now things work better-ish.
SPEAKER_05:I suppose it doesn't help who's in control right now, does it? I mean, hey, we're just gonna sell it this way. Okay.
SPEAKER_15:The only thing though in our party that is gonna fucking kill us one day, if it's not JJ's decision sometimes, even though he's not even the leader, but his whatever he what decision is. It would also help you two not fucking with him. Fucking your entire group fucking with each other. I don't fuck with nobody. I just attack. You're the entire reason there's turtle soup. He started and I just jumped on the train.
SPEAKER_07:Well, you do roll the last campaign with fucking. Hey. No, you two, you no, you and you, I don't know. Wasn't it you and Nick really fucking with Jesse the last time around by putting the light on the stone and throwing it forward? That was all Nick.
SPEAKER_05:That was all Nick.
SPEAKER_04:I asked him about light power, and he's like, you nobody like that. Why did you do that? As soon as he did it, it's like, what are you doing? I don't fuck with nobody like that. That's not gonna let you take that back. No. No, I made sure. Like, are you doing this? Okay. I guess look at what are you doing? Worst I did was throw him into a mountain.
SPEAKER_15:And I didn't do it on purpose. I got it. It's the worst thought did. I know where they are. Hey. I'm not gonna miss the blue. For the most part, I'm in this case, white. Does he need one too? No. Or am I gonna force him to drink the remainder of it?
SPEAKER_06:No. Mike still got.
SPEAKER_15:I uh he still has more in his white can. Oh god. We just need we don't we don't have no legitimate healer, and that's gonna kill us one day. Yeah. That is gonna kill us.
SPEAKER_07:Well my creator. I'll I'll see what happens tomorrow, but my creator brain is starting to go, and I think I kind of know where I want to take the next arc.
SPEAKER_12:Ooh.
SPEAKER_07:So these last time.
SPEAKER_15:I don't think I've tried them yet. But it's like, oh my god, we don't we don't have a cleric.
SPEAKER_17:I swear to God, half our podcasts are just product placement.
SPEAKER_11:I mean, there's no product placement.
SPEAKER_17:We don't get paid for it.
SPEAKER_11:I can't see it.
SPEAKER_15:Yeah. I'm still waiting for that. Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:Not here.
SPEAKER_15:We have a rogue, a barbarian, an artisphor, a fighter type mounted fighter, and a warlock mounted. Yeah. Like Jesus Christ.
SPEAKER_11:And every other and an MPC every now and then again.
SPEAKER_15:We used to have a gnome.
SPEAKER_11:Another campaign.
SPEAKER_15:Used to have a gnome. You still have that to get the little mini. Yeah, it's on the card. It's in the cabin. Okay. He lives down here. He could play again, a bastard. We don't lap his ass.
SPEAKER_17:Hey, you want to do this? No. No. Well, fuck off. Keep playing NBA, bastard. No.
SPEAKER_05:Supposed to be my brother. No. Literally.
SPEAKER_13:No. Wanna do that? No. It was fun while it lasted, but we couldn't teach you math, I swear to God.
SPEAKER_17:And I'll have extra dice in my fucking box because of you. The day Matt.
SPEAKER_05:No, because every now and then they work.
SPEAKER_15:Matt ever see the Matt already admitted he. I can't even remember which ones are his. Matt already admitted he couldn't trust being fair, but you know, fuckface would shut up in Ain would play a fucking cleric and bake play. Dude, if you play again, you gotta play cleric.
SPEAKER_05:You know, my problem is if I were to make a cleric, I don't know what god I would go with.
SPEAKER_11:Every time I make a cleric on a He went from a druid to a cleric, by the way, because he liked one of the he didn't like his druid and liked his cleric. And he kept Moonbeam. That was what he's beam!
SPEAKER_15:That was the fucking joke. I remember the fucking joke. Moonbeam! Fucking shit, man. That fucking party was something.
SPEAKER_14:I need to find a mini though for the next combat.
SPEAKER_04:Moonbeam! What? There's probably more.
SPEAKER_15:I gotta find a mini.
SPEAKER_07:You already know what the next fight is. I already told you what it was. I love how he tells us six months ago. You're telling the right person because I won't remember. What did you get in the last episode?
SPEAKER_05:Next time on Dragon Ball Z.
SPEAKER_07:What did you find in the temple? What was the n what was the fucking necromancer wizard worshiping? An alien egg?
SPEAKER_15:Oh god. You're getting the fuck you're a xenomorph. A xenomorph. Oh boy. Well, you know that. Hold on. He's gonna f he's gonna fucking fall out of his chair during that fucking boss fight. Roll and seduce?
SPEAKER_05:What the hell is this?
SPEAKER_15:What? Never mind. You're gonna be like, Dean, are you dead ass on the show?
SPEAKER_05:Somehow Facebook opened up on me. I think the AI was listening or whatever.
SPEAKER_15:Dean, are you rolling to seduce the alien queen? Yes. There ain't gonna be no fight. Dodgers won.
SPEAKER_13:Hey Ty! One one. One game of beef.
SPEAKER_14:How big of a mini do you want? It needs to be sm round your guys' size. I know there's a couple on fucking Etsy.
SPEAKER_02:Etsy. That looks too much like a T-Rex, and that's a queen. We don't want a queen or a mother.
SPEAKER_07:Hey, what do you know? Our Wisconsin's quarterback has the same completion percentage as the score of the game.
SPEAKER_16:Zero.
SPEAKER_07:Seven of twenty-one.
SPEAKER_11:We lost seven of twenty-one.
SPEAKER_02:Oh no. They make face hugger minis too.
SPEAKER_11:No.
SPEAKER_02:But you are insects.
SPEAKER_15:That I could use. I have spiders. I thought she'd like a hornet and shit. I thought you had some bugs.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah, I have spiders. I don't have a.
SPEAKER_15:He's talking he could use the spider as a face.
SPEAKER_14:Just gotta paint it flesh-colored.
SPEAKER_02:Boy. He basically could take a scorpion with its tail down and that'd be your face hugger.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
SPEAKER_15:I'm killing myself, I swear to God. If he ever uses fucking face huggers, the goddamn it's good, not gonna be a face hugger when you fight it. Oh. I was gonna say the did he eat the imp.
SPEAKER_17:Oh. Gas cloud.
SPEAKER_15:I'm just gonna no the fucking family guy clip of Peter with the raccoon gonna be on my phone ready if we ever have facehugger.
SPEAKER_16:That happened already. Holy crap, holy crap.
SPEAKER_07:Guess what that also means you're getting eventually.
SPEAKER_05:Do you not remember? He just talked about the scene where we threw the light at it.
SPEAKER_07:Oh, the alien. You're getting a xenomorph. Guess what that'll means you're getting eventually?
SPEAKER_15:Predator? Oh boy. Well, that's us fighting something with camouflage. Not good. Holy shit.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah, Luku's gonna be relying on Ryan then.
SPEAKER_15:He does do Predator. Oh my god. I gotta someone's gonna set me up for it. Someone's gotta set me up for a line, man. Does he have special sight? No you smell. No Vel Are we gonna be in a jungle? Oh boy. Probably. This entire fucking continent is jungle. JJ. Valion, you're bleeding. I ain't got time to bleed. Yes! No, that's predator.
SPEAKER_13:That's predator. I ain't got time to bleed. Good stuff. Good stuff.
SPEAKER_02:I'm still sacrificing chickens. No, we're not gonna sacrifice no goddamn chickens.
SPEAKER_15:Why not? I forgot that Matt used inspiration from all sorts of my brain movies. I'm sorry. But we have a chokable. I'm still concerned about my comment.
SPEAKER_02:No, my brain just went, what would happen if a chokeable got face hugged? Oh boy.
SPEAKER_15:A chokeable xenomorph? I'm concerned about the fucking concerned about all we ever see are humanoid xenomorphs.
SPEAKER_12:Oh god.
SPEAKER_17:That's more of what I want to see in alien movies. Other species of xenomorphs.
SPEAKER_15:What? He wouldn't turns out to be a woman.
SPEAKER_03:No, then it'd be Shia.
SPEAKER_15:Yeah. Let's pull a man posing as a woman. I beat that fucker. I'm gonna tell you right now, I beat that fucker.
SPEAKER_14:I'm just a secret arch enemy as a transvestite.
SPEAKER_15:Oh fuck. I beat that fucking Goro, and I swear to God, he fucking says Arch enemy. After you defeat Paul's for the trap. After I defeat Goro, a four-armed tiger man walks out to me. Now it's Kentaro.
SPEAKER_04:God damn it. Nope.
unknown:Kentaro.
SPEAKER_14:You're gonna be rolling a lot. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_04:See what he does.
SPEAKER_15:Say that shit. You asked for it. I know I asked for it. I still want to see you fight the brain. That's gonna be fucking comedy. That is gonna be funny. That should be funny. It's just because he used that mini. That fucking truth. Hell, JJ fighting the fucking skull knights should be great.
SPEAKER_11:You're the only one that's actually fighting the thing that it actually is.
SPEAKER_05:That is such a donny thing to do. You know one of the things. Hey, no, you want to know one of the things he told me no for? I wanted to make a metalhead. Oh.
SPEAKER_02:You've watched Teenage Medium Turtles. You remember Metalhead, right?
SPEAKER_12:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Imagine that is our cleric. Oh god. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_17:That actually wouldn't work now to Metalhead Cleric.
SPEAKER_09:I don't even remember what Jesse's is.
SPEAKER_15:I thought of the Skull Knight. Or what do you mean?
SPEAKER_09:I don't remember what the name of the creature is. Oh. To justify I don't think it's a Death Knight.
SPEAKER_15:Well, there's gotta be ways you made it challenging, but still fair. So did you it was supposed to be something that opposes his natural No Symmetry.
SPEAKER_11:It was his was Symmetry? Yeah. Well I think I just think a Death Knight was too high level.
SPEAKER_09:I don't think it's actually Yeah, Death Knight is BCR17. It's not a death knight. That thing is the death knight.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, the minotaur the fucking thing we were supposed to go against.
SPEAKER_09:At some point.
SPEAKER_02:Oh my god. Before we died from a dragon, I think it was.
SPEAKER_16:No, we didn't even die. The campaign died. Well, I'm just wondering if how JJ.
SPEAKER_02:Why are you fingering her forehead?
SPEAKER_12:Because of her hair kind of can flip back. It's kind of funny.
SPEAKER_02:But uh keep restyling her bangs.
SPEAKER_03:Yep. There you go.
SPEAKER_12:But uh I don't know, man.
SPEAKER_15:I'm curious to see how JJ's fucking fight is balanced. I wonder if they both got like because he don't got health. Death Knight?
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. It looks like he's crazing the sun. Mocha.
SPEAKER_15:Can JJ run away? Or is he doing nowhere to run in his fight? He's in a room. Okay. Because if he can't run, he's in trouble. Okay, that should be our question.
SPEAKER_16:How big are the rooms we're fighting in? Can you give that away?
SPEAKER_09:I gotta get enough enough room that I can get five on there. Oh.
SPEAKER_16:Yeah, JJ ain't running away.
SPEAKER_15:Well, that's his thing. He always that's that's he has to run away. He gets hit once. So luckily.
SPEAKER_09:He will have stuff he can hide behind.
SPEAKER_15:JJ's act. JJ's fight should be like in a can help that the death knight can teleport.
SPEAKER_11:I'm calling it a death knight because I don't remember what it is. Fine, Skull Knight, how about that?
SPEAKER_17:There we go. No, he would love that too much, and he's gonna ask if it has a dog. A fox.
SPEAKER_11:He already has a dog.
SPEAKER_02:Well, that's right, it's a fox. Yep. It's an anime.
SPEAKER_06:Oh god.
SPEAKER_02:Fuck is that coming back? I thought it it was getting a season two.
SPEAKER_06:I don't know. They didn't say that.
SPEAKER_02:Uh oh. He's got a look now. He's like, what is it? What did I call it? Skull Knight? Death Knight?
SPEAKER_16:Gotta have knight in the name for you to be so predominantly knight.
SPEAKER_11:I wrote G knight.
SPEAKER_16:Good knight.
SPEAKER_05:Oh. Hey, what kind of spin on the story did you put on it? For what? The adversary he's going against.
SPEAKER_14:There's no stories.
SPEAKER_02:No story, it's just something that Devourer, Goro, Warlock, Goodnight.
SPEAKER_11:Gentlemen.
SPEAKER_04:Ryan still thinks this shit's gonna be so fucking hard.
SPEAKER_07:I told him today that he can't mount flame.
SPEAKER_09:That's how I'm gonna make it.
SPEAKER_05:It's the only way I can fight with two people, so the room's big enough to have it's not it's the only way I can guarantee the use of the gentleman's figures or features.
SPEAKER_07:And make the fight still fair. Because him, Ryan riding flame would negate all of the features of the character.
SPEAKER_15:Okay, so it's gotta be fair. It's gotta be a challenge, but fair.
SPEAKER_07:It means that I have to use disengage every turn because he's fighting two opponents. But oh my god.
SPEAKER_15:Every fight probably has like fair, but has like an element that challenges whatever your fucking class is, probably. Maybe. Like I guarantee mine has like a counter to what a barbarian does. Either that fucking thing is also the counter, it's just gonna be funny. He is also a barbarian and rages. Then it's just gonna be a never-ending fight of half damage. Which is entirely possible.
SPEAKER_07:Do you want me to tell you what how Goro's gonna fuck with you? Oh god.
SPEAKER_11:You'll forget by the time I play.
SPEAKER_13:It's not our fault.
SPEAKER_06:Oh my god. Don't go back to that. Did you hit trade it again?
SPEAKER_03:Nope.
SPEAKER_02:Nope. That's not what I'm looking for. Oh god. What are you looking for? Looking for the name of the fucking night that uh link turns into. Oh god.
SPEAKER_06:That's got like a whole fucking locker screen there. Almost the damn screen. Yeah. So that's supposed to look past that. That's where all the stuff is that we don't need to know.
SPEAKER_07:So he gets two attacks, you get two attacks. Plus your fist if you decide to use it.
SPEAKER_12:Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:His bonus action grapples you.
SPEAKER_13:Oh, for fuck's sake. See?
SPEAKER_07:I mean, grappling is still a contestion, so you still have to roll to contest it.
SPEAKER_13:Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:However, once you're restrained, your speed is zero.
SPEAKER_04:Oh, he turned this into some kind of fucking MMA fight, a lord.
SPEAKER_07:Attack rolls against the creature have advantage, and the creature's attacks have disadvantage.
SPEAKER_15:Fabulous.
SPEAKER_09:And you have disadvantage on deck 30 saving throw. Probably not going to use much of that.
SPEAKER_15:He's going to be hugging me the whole time. Yes. Yes.
SPEAKER_16:Keep in mind he's got four arms, so we can put you at the bottom two.
SPEAKER_07:That was the thought process. Hugging you at the bottom two as he did in the Mortal Kombat movie, and then wails on you. Don't fight Goro in MMA. Nothing.
SPEAKER_15:He created a good scenario for me, though.
SPEAKER_16:All that did was remind me of the last Mortal Kombat movie came out where you have an MMA fighter fighting Goro.
SPEAKER_11:You can yours you can just look up and you find and you'll know what you're dealing with. You just don't know what to save is.
SPEAKER_16:No.
SPEAKER_15:You modified it.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah.
SPEAKER_15:Does it can it jump and latch onto him?
SPEAKER_02:No.
SPEAKER_15:Damn. It's not a face hugger. Damn it, I don't get the fucking raccoon fight.
SPEAKER_02:No, it fans the raccoon fight.
SPEAKER_15:Where I can't survive. It's just there.
SPEAKER_02:You don't want me to be Peter.
SPEAKER_11:I forgot about that feature. I didn't use it. Huh? I forgot about that feature. I don't use it.
SPEAKER_16:The Devourer?
SPEAKER_11:Yeah. So the one I am using is Devour Intellect.
SPEAKER_16:Oh.
unknown:What?
SPEAKER_11:Intellect Devour targets one creature can see within 10 feet of that and that being that is out.
SPEAKER_05:Does its sight only reach out 10 feet?
SPEAKER_11:No. Damn it.
SPEAKER_07:It just has to be within 10 feet of the creature. To be fair, here's your argument for you. What is your character based off of? Donatello. What is he most known for? Tech. Being smart.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:Etc. So intellective hour targets one creature it can see within 10 feet of it that has a brain.
SPEAKER_17:Our character has not been allowed to show its brain.
SPEAKER_07:The target must exceed on a DC blank intelligence saving throw against the magic or take eleven two d10 psychic damage. Also on a failure, roll three d6. If the total equals or exceeds the target's intelligence score, the score is reduced to zero. The target is stunned until it regains at least one point of intelligence.
SPEAKER_14:No, it's not. No, because your intelligence is pretty high, though.
SPEAKER_16:I can't remember it wasn't.
SPEAKER_14:That's 17 or 18. Pretty sure. That's what your character's based off of.
SPEAKER_16:I hope so.
SPEAKER_07:It's whatever your character is based off of. It may not be intelligence, it may be the wisdom base.
SPEAKER_16:No, because I can totally see me losing that fight by dropping to fucking zero intelligence.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah, you go. I said you're the only one that has a chance of being insta-dead.
SPEAKER_16:Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:I can only use that once.
SPEAKER_09:What? That's a it's once a day. It's a once-a-day feature.
SPEAKER_15:Oh my god. Yeah, you're getting hogged.
SPEAKER_05:I'm losing my intelligence.
SPEAKER_14:The one I wasn't aware of is it has a skill called body.
SPEAKER_17:How did you meet us?
SPEAKER_11:The very same way. Oh, it hatches out of it. This is post-it becoming intellective hour. It was born as an intellect of hour in Baldur's Gate. That's how it was born. What?
SPEAKER_07:It literally literally contexted you as oh, a newborn. That was one of the words used in the fucking thing.
SPEAKER_17:It hatches out of it.
SPEAKER_07:That's not my fault. That was a new one.
SPEAKER_02:One of those things I was just skipping past, I think.
SPEAKER_14:Yeah. That was a new one.
SPEAKER_02:That's happening again and again and again because I keep making new characters. Hey, Dean, how about you play with us again?
SPEAKER_06:What? Oh, Baldur's game. I was like DND?
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_06:Oh, Baldur's game.
SPEAKER_02:Oh.
SPEAKER_06:Great.
SPEAKER_17:Now what? That's literally something else from my phone.
SPEAKER_07:No, that's basically what it's doing, but it has the option of controlling you. Or birthing a new intellect power.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, great. That's how Donnie dies.
SPEAKER_07:Oh god. Don't die in this.
SPEAKER_03:Depends on how I roll.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah, I know how the scenarios end. You don't die. You get sent back to the entrance. You don't die, die. You fail the challenge. It's a challenge. These things aren't actually real.
SPEAKER_16:It's not how Donnie works either. He's died six times in the comedy.
SPEAKER_07:I designed all of these with the aspect of leveling up at some point. Level up. Yeah. What do you think the level up version of an intellect devourer is?
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, no, no, yes! Don't do that to me. Mind player! Don't do that to me.
SPEAKER_04:No, you don't want to. I just realized. I fucking die. I ain't leaving the room. I get back up.
SPEAKER_10:I was You don't want to know what his level up version is. How do you level up Goro? Think about it. No, I don't know. You to fight it? He does.
SPEAKER_15:Here, I'm gonna hear it in the next room. Oh god.
SPEAKER_11:You're gonna everybody else was pretty easy. His was the hardest to come up with. I mean, Ryan's is the easiest. It's just a higher level.
SPEAKER_14:I know. That's a possibility.
SPEAKER_17:One of our boss fights is just fucking got to look. No!
SPEAKER_15:Well, yeah. Ryan's is just a level up version of his character.
SPEAKER_05:It makes the most sense to me.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah. Spellcaster is easy too for Nick. It's a tire level spellcaster. Yours was pretty easy too.
SPEAKER_16:Yeah. I don't think he took much thought into oh much Jay gotta fight up braiding.
SPEAKER_07:If we fight his is the hardest Jay's or JJ's is probably the next hardest. It's like, what undead orbit skeleton thing do I want him to fight?
SPEAKER_15:If we ever fought a kaiju, we can have we can have the Thor Ragnarok. I already told you what the big bat is. This is what I thought you were gonna go with as far as uh I I mean I can make a Godzilla into a Tarask.
SPEAKER_05:Don't fucking do that.
SPEAKER_15:None we even no, not even as level 20, do I think our group could take them on? You did not watch Thor Ragnarok. You can't you think you can defeat me?
SPEAKER_12:I can't. You can't. I come out the fucking volcano. Yes, you're like, god damn it.
SPEAKER_05:Well, it's a good thing Matt's not Marvel because then we in some ways I'm worse.
SPEAKER_15:How I got into a volcano, I don't know. I don't know how I got in the volcano.
SPEAKER_07:I do.
SPEAKER_05:You saw a lava fucking a lava chick? Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:Dean roll a perception check. 20. You somehow found acid in the lava, you don't die.
SPEAKER_15:I'm just gonna go for a swim. I don't give a shit. That was still fucking legendary. I get sucked into the cube. What what's in there? Acid.
SPEAKER_13:Oh shit.
SPEAKER_15:I just didn't just didn't you have found a way.
SPEAKER_04:I was in the frog, dude.
SPEAKER_07:You found a way to get through all of that and still gotten almost killed by a hydropump.
SPEAKER_15:That was beefy. That attack was beefy.
SPEAKER_04:I'm not used to getting rocked. That's bullshit.
SPEAKER_15:I'm not used to getting rocked like that. I'm like, what the fuck?
SPEAKER_04:What do you mean 20 points of damage? The fuck?
SPEAKER_15:I don't know if the I goes around half health and I get it. I wasn't raging yet. Okay. I got you before you raged. I would like I need to go on critical role when I got money and order that fucking rage shirt.
SPEAKER_12:It needs to be my DD shirt.
SPEAKER_15:Are you gonna say it the same way? I can't do it like the great Travis Willingham, but I can try when we do it. Give it your best shot.
SPEAKER_02:I'm not gonna. No, come on, give it your best shot. I can't.
SPEAKER_12:Oh God. How do I I can't do it? I don't know if I got it in me right now. Fuck. Well, are we ready to do this?
SPEAKER_15:You've heard Grog's voice enough. Well, I'd have to do my own valley on deeper my own valley on the stuff to use.
SPEAKER_13:I mean valley. Okay. What the fuck? Okay. 13. I would like to rage. I can't I can't go into it. I don't know. That's just your Kragan voice, cool.
SPEAKER_15:It's like I can't go. I gotta do them.
SPEAKER_16:You're making Matt do his Mercer impression.
SPEAKER_15:Oh my god. Hey Matt, hey, what doesn't even do voices. When Drog came back into the story and Matt did his voice, it was ridiculous. I'm like, God, Matt's pretty good. He can do the whole cast, the male cast, at least.
SPEAKER_11:I don't know if we couldn't do the women cast, but speaking of which, we do have a pair. So there are three Disney princesses on record for being a part of Mighty Nine. We have three of them.
SPEAKER_06:What?
unknown:Yeah.
SPEAKER_11:There are three. There are three in the cast. There are legitimately three. Apparently, this is a mystery, a fourth one that they have unannounced. That came out in an interview. The girl doing the person doing Jester's mom is Princess Tiana. We kind of already knew that. We looked up her IMTV. I mean, now when is Mulan? She's Dyren. And then the girl that voices Moana is in. So that's three. There's a fourth.
SPEAKER_15:Oh my. I'm still wondering where about is going to be the cutoff for the first um the first season.
SPEAKER_12:Matt would probably have a better estimate on that with 10 episodes. Now that's that that's a lot to think about.
SPEAKER_15:You did tell me we I would not get I roughly no. You did say I would not get pirates yet.
SPEAKER_07:No.
SPEAKER_15:There's a whole I watched a hour.
SPEAKER_07:They may get to the point of where they're on their way to pirates. Okay. That is kind of a stretch, but it's logical.
SPEAKER_15:Yeah, and I know and I know you told me in the video that is Fjord's story, pretty much.
SPEAKER_07:You might get kind of on the way to certain things. You have to do circus, town attack. Tournament?
SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:Oh, don't tell him that.
SPEAKER_15:That's that's his favorite.
SPEAKER_07:It's a monster hunting tournament, it's fine.
SPEAKER_15:No, because I watched a it was like an hour and a half video of kind of like a roundup of Mighty Nine. It talked a good chunk of the campaign. So I got a good layout of what's there's stuff I don't know yet, so I don't want to know everything, but I know a good layout of what's all based on but they've also said they've changed things.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah, they've changed the context I have. It's like I don't think.
SPEAKER_15:One thing he did say in the video, he said Matt might disagree because Matt being a playing in DM might have take issue with some things. But from when I watched the video, he did say Mighty Nine's final like boss is great. He said, if you watch anything, the last episode with fighting the final boss is great.
SPEAKER_07:But my brain remembered what's in between. I was trying I was trying to remember what happened in between the city and tournament to the next part.
SPEAKER_11:So what I'm remembering is they did the tournament, got them got the money, they do a mission for the gentleman, and that's how Molly dies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Molly has to be dead before they can go do pirates. Yeah. Because you get cadus. You need cadus. Yep.
SPEAKER_15:Yep. Yeah. Oh, I'm gonna I'm I'm gonna fucking like that. I'm gonna like that scene too, because they played out a little bit of a scene, because apparently they when they meet Caduces, he like walks out of his little fucking wherever he's staying.
SPEAKER_12:Oh.
SPEAKER_15:They only have three cups.
SPEAKER_09:And it's funny.
SPEAKER_12:I'm gonna like him.
SPEAKER_09:That's one of Talison's things.
SPEAKER_12:I don't have enough cups.
SPEAKER_11:He did that on the spur-of-the-moment thing, and he didn't, and when Talison said, when he was thinking about the character, what is the character doing when they run into him? That was one of the things he was thinking about, and he was like, I what is my character doing? What is my character doing?
SPEAKER_07:Oh, he's making tea. He never had any concept for what he was doing, and tea became such a thing of that character the moment he did it.
SPEAKER_04:Tea.
SPEAKER_07:Turning dead people into tea.
SPEAKER_09:That was he's a cleric. He decomposes the bodies and does all the things. But he with the plant stuff that he has, he turns them into tea.
SPEAKER_07:That emerged out of thin air. Him doing it.
SPEAKER_15:Yeah, I've noticed a lot of shit though. He is good, he is one of the best improvisers, like on the spot.
SPEAKER_14:He's literally a gravekeeper, basically. His family is literally gravekeepers. Caduces.
SPEAKER_15:God, that's because but you I was curious though.
SPEAKER_09:Is it's not it's not as bad as the in-common thing is the Travis not forgetting his last name again.
SPEAKER_11:So when I told I told you the whole I told you the whole joke about Travis creating his dad being stone jaw strongjar.
SPEAKER_07:Oh fuck.
SPEAKER_11:Oh, it's Lois Roll.
SPEAKER_14:You're last.
SPEAKER_05:Oh yay!
SPEAKER_04:Wait, why is that the only time I roll a 20?
SPEAKER_14:You went first last time, so it's fair.
SPEAKER_12:Went for oh, okay.
SPEAKER_11:So Ford is an orphan.
SPEAKER_12:Yeah.
SPEAKER_11:So they do the whole Game of Thrones thing of where whatever just giving you a random last name for whatever it's. But Game of Thrones, it's what the location tells you what your last name is, and then everybody knows. His last name is Stone. Because that's what just was given to him. So Fjord Stone.
SPEAKER_07:Tallison Winton created an entire backstory for the character, not knowing Fjord's last name.
SPEAKER_14:So it his Caduceus' name is Cadusa's Clay.
SPEAKER_12:Yep.
SPEAKER_09:And he is his family, is one of three.
SPEAKER_14:I think it's helicopter. It's really really close because it's gotta go to the hospital.
SPEAKER_15:So he created the backstory of there are three.
SPEAKER_05:I don't even know if it picked that up, but that was a weird fucking sound to just hear. 10:30 at night.
unknown:Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:So he creates three families: the Clay family, which is his, the Smoke family, and the Stone family. Not knowing Travis's character's last name. And he said his name multiple times, and like four episodes in, finally something clicked in Travis's plane.
SPEAKER_11:It's like, wait, what were the three families again? My last name was Stone. And that didn't click it either when he was doing because he just never used his last name.
SPEAKER_09:But he's not a member of the family because obviously he was adopted and just gave him the name, but it was just like, fuck.
SPEAKER_15:No, it's kind of funny.
SPEAKER_09:Travis doesn't remember last games because he never uses them.
SPEAKER_15:That's kind of something our group would do. Uh-huh. I was uh telling you before, the the big bad, the final boss of Mighty Nine is loved by a lot.
SPEAKER_12:They say that episode's great when they're fighting the final boss.
SPEAKER_15:But see, Matt has issues with it. The guy in the video was hyping it up like it's the greatest thing ever. That final boss.
SPEAKER_11:It's fun. And the artwork is gonna be great. But it was rushed in the fucking game. And it did not play off very well. Partially because of COVID, partially because of story reasons.
SPEAKER_15:And I am happy though. God, you I'm gonna need to watch it to fully get it, cuz Molly Mox's fucking story is just what story?
SPEAKER_14:He doesn't remember who he is.
SPEAKER_15:That's what I remember when I yeah, I'm like, oh, you're because the joke is at the when they beat the whatever. If Caduxis uses a spell or something that apparently has never worked often or something, they bring Molly back or something. Or a Molly, you know what I'm saying? I didn't understand what the video was really. Uh remember, you watched it. I was just watching a kind of a recap roughly. You can play the clerics, so you know of how clerics have the uh he'll say the spell name and I'll know. It's not the channel divinity, it's the it's miracle or something. Not miracle. I was gonna say it, you know what it's like. The miracle spell where you have to roll under your level for it to get to work. Divine intervention. Yep, that's the spell.
SPEAKER_07:Yep. Clerics have the ability to use divine intervention, but you have to roll on a D100 under your level for it to succeed.
SPEAKER_15:Apparently it he used it a couple times, it wasn't working the whole campaign. The funny part was is that Jester did it twice in X as he did twice.
SPEAKER_11:Jester got it to work both times that she tried it. Cadus had tried it multiple times and it never worked.
SPEAKER_16:And the funny part was that he uses necromancer can't do it, but the one who's no call.
SPEAKER_15:What season do I get the Jester offering the witch lady the cupcake? That's apparently the best moment of the entire campaign. Yes, it is. That was the greatest roleplay I've ever seen. This cupcake of goodness? What's it called?
SPEAKER_17:What she called it? Dean obviously hasn't sent you enough of his gay videos. What?
SPEAKER_15:Dust of deliciousness. He said that's the best roleplay he's ever seen. With the dust of deliciousness. Yep. I remember now, and I was like, oh, it was no, that's nope, nope. That is has that is not story, I believe. What the dust cupcake and they're helping not there? Ain't that something with not? No? Okay, I was getting it mixed up.
SPEAKER_12:Once I mix it up. I thought that was not.
SPEAKER_15:That's a that's Beauregard backstory, actually.
SPEAKER_12:Oh, okay. Okay, okay. I was like, huh? Okay.
SPEAKER_07:Oh Sam.
SPEAKER_03:Oh Sam. Stumbling on. Huh? 16. What did you roll? 13.
SPEAKER_05:Fuck off. It never goes this way.
SPEAKER_15:So it's still. You know, this is a normal size D20. I have seen monstrous fucking D20s, man. Like, why does it need to be that big? Like, there's one right over there. That's the Mighty 9 one, I think. The orange one, ain't that a Mighty Nine one?
SPEAKER_12:Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
SPEAKER_07:So I start off. Yep. You can piss Dean off right away.
SPEAKER_06:I understand this.
SPEAKER_15:Unless you're using your one that's no, that's two sets. No, no, my ten and nine are both in the same franchise.
SPEAKER_11:I'm getting my double right out of the way. Oh. But I just know I have a feeling one of one of if not both of these are going to be on your list. On mine? Yeah. Oh boy. It could be.
SPEAKER_12:Enough out of you.
SPEAKER_08:That's not mine this time.
SPEAKER_12:I don't think it was mine. I don't know. We heard a stomach. I swear to God it was a stomach.
SPEAKER_11:Tanjiro and Giro against Sakasa. Okay. Okay. Number 10.
unknown:Wait.
SPEAKER_15:Cindy Castro. No, it's not. It's not. It is not. I said one of the two. Okay. I said one of the two. Oh, one of the two.
SPEAKER_11:My ten and nine.
SPEAKER_15:That's my ten.
SPEAKER_12:Okay.
SPEAKER_07:Okay.
SPEAKER_12:Okay. Okay. Okay. That makes sense then.
SPEAKER_07:Recently added recently on and already on top ten. Because it was peak.
SPEAKER_17:It was peak. Mine happened a long enough time ago. I barely remember what happened. Animation. And it's the one that caused me to ask you the question. What the fuck? Just a spiller. Yugi versus the Pharaoh.
SPEAKER_15:That's not the one you cheated on? I don't get it.
SPEAKER_11:That's a duel. I guess it's a duel.
SPEAKER_15:I guess you can kind of.
SPEAKER_05:Because when we when I think of fights, I'm thinking of something, you know, physical qualifications.
SPEAKER_15:It was never announced. Our top ten is top ten anime fights because if we just went in, we didn't announce what it was. You rolled. You never went into it. Never did. Nope. You didn't even announce it at the beginning either. Normally I do, but here's what we have. Because I'm getting used to saying random bullshit in the title. Because that's no unless we have a we used to have kind of been adding it into our title. We used to have all our episodes. Matt kind of laid them all out, but lately we ain't really had enough to yap about to fucking have any plot points. So we kind of just gotta wait.
SPEAKER_11:You guys have been seeing the movies ahead of time.
SPEAKER_15:I can't really and instead of me. What's the next oh Predator would be the next time we've probably all seen one? Which is a couple weeks. Yep.
SPEAKER_13:Oh, and by the way, that con got postponed.
SPEAKER_15:So totally free weekend.
unknown:Yep.
SPEAKER_15:Postponed till next year. They were they rushed it, and the government shut down stuff's affecting some things, and they don't feel it's gonna be as good. So they're still doing it, but not until next year, around the same time. So I'm free, completely free weekend. Pardon me, I'm sad, but at the same time, I save money. So I'll take it, kinda. Yeah.
SPEAKER_11:So when you won't save money yourself, the government forces you to save your money.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah.
SPEAKER_15:They didn't cancel it, it just got postponed.
SPEAKER_16:Actually, it works for me as well.
unknown:All right.
SPEAKER_16:Oh, wait, no, it's right. I did mine.
SPEAKER_17:Yeah. I couldn't talk about it as much because it's been so long. But it did kind of cheap because I had to ask the question. What constitutes a fight for you?
SPEAKER_15:Have most of my oh yeah, my list is kind of weird because I got a lot of I got the list that is I got the fucking.
SPEAKER_05:Is this the weird one?
SPEAKER_15:You're the one who's not weird, not weird being weird. You're gonna know what they are, but I got like slash a lot. Not necessarily a tie, but one I want to give another a shout out.
SPEAKER_17:It literally says versus okay.
SPEAKER_15:Like my 10 is probably a lot higher on a lot of other people's. No, this one's actually a legit tie because I had to put that one in there. But um That is not as good. Kakashi versus Obito from Naruto. Shepune. I don't have a Naruto one on here. Damn! Damn! I didn't watch all the Naruto. I know JJ would have some. I just like that one for the uh when I was looking at other lists like Naruto versus Sasuke is a very high one on a lot of people. That's I don't like Sasuke that much, so I can't never fucking like Sasuke. But I like the because Takashi and Obito are childhood friends, so it's a lot of good emotional impact to their fight that he's kind of orchestrating everything in the fourth ninja war and stuff.
SPEAKER_12:Well, Matara's helping too, but Obito is a big part of it. And the animation in that fight is just so fucking fucking peak. I love it. It's a tie with a manga fight, actually, from Windbreaker. And this would be in the third season. That is Sakura versus Yamato Endo. That is just manga. That's straight manga, but it's peak. I'm gonna love that season if it ever gets okay for a season three. There we go. I'm gonna love that arc.
SPEAKER_15:The Niroshi arc. It's gonna be nothing but action. It's kind of like their big fight arc and shit. I'm gonna love that arc.
SPEAKER_06:Ume's got a good fight too in there. It's kind of probably in there too. But I had to pick in between the two would be tough. But yes.
SPEAKER_15:There, I had a manga fight.
SPEAKER_12:That's the recent.
SPEAKER_15:Yeah, my list could have been completely different if I added manga.
SPEAKER_11:Alright. So my number nine is Ring Goku versus Akaso and we can train.
SPEAKER_15:Well, you know that one's on mine.
SPEAKER_11:Yep.
SPEAKER_15:That one almost made the list.
SPEAKER_11:I know.
SPEAKER_15:Jay was probably like, that's on Dean somewhere.
SPEAKER_11:That was the one. That was the one I banked on being on your list. I didn't.
SPEAKER_16:That one almost made the list. I don't I don't Yeah, I don't.
SPEAKER_11:Still hits me in the feels every time.
SPEAKER_15:When you think you're not good enough, set your heart ablaze. It's written on my pop. You didn't lose. What? You lose. We fight you.
SPEAKER_05:And then they gave us that fucking backstory. We fight you demons when you have the advantage.
SPEAKER_17:No, no, he's a character I actually hated right up until fucking Infinity Casper. Fucking bastard. What do you mean? That's Mr. Okage.
SPEAKER_15:And his father.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, I don't care. I still am gonna say that he should do more. What do you mean?
SPEAKER_12:I punched the criminal, I beat the criminal out of you.
SPEAKER_02:Number nine. This one he's actually talked about before. Pink and vs. Charizard.
SPEAKER_15:I almost put it on mine. How the fuck is that on? I'm a little surprised. Good.
SPEAKER_17:How's that on my list? It's the same thing for you. That music played.
SPEAKER_15:It's nostalgia overload. But it's aura farming. You're not as I can't like aura.
SPEAKER_04:You're not as into the aura farming as me. Oh no. No, no, no.
SPEAKER_02:I have two on mine that you consider aura. You're just gonna have to wait for the second one.
SPEAKER_03:Hmm. Hmm.
SPEAKER_02:Now you're thinking, because like, what is it? What is it?
SPEAKER_15:It ain't gonna be none of my it ain't probably gonna be one of my goats, because I already know you're like, I'm not gonna put one of his goats on there.
SPEAKER_02:Do I even have to explain why that one's up there? No. No? You have fucking Pikachu trying his best to beat him.
SPEAKER_15:That's the essence of Pikachu and Ash.
SPEAKER_12:Trying to I can quote Leon's whole speech there. Nobody would fault you if he did.
SPEAKER_05:Charizard, let's have a champion tie. Turn into one of your only favorite Pokemon characters.
SPEAKER_15:Leon. I have told you I love Pokemon. I just not as big of a fan as like a JJ would say. That's kind of that's what I always do. I hate myself because I bought the game. And I'm playing it.
SPEAKER_02:I do enjoy the game for the battle system.
SPEAKER_17:How'd you have to how'd you buy the game?
SPEAKER_16:Did you have did you get money?
SPEAKER_12:Well, I had the money. Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_16:I'm like It's one of those things where I shouldn't have bought it, but I did.
SPEAKER_12:Oh, like I shouldn't have.
SPEAKER_05:Well, considering the fucking price for what we got, yeah, I shouldn't have bought it.
SPEAKER_12:Yep.
SPEAKER_05:At least I didn't buy the DLC.
SPEAKER_02:Yep. I just bought the game. But it's still bad because of how much it is.
SPEAKER_03:Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_06:Mm-hmm. It's tough.
SPEAKER_02:It's tough.
SPEAKER_15:And I have for alligator. Thinks of me.
SPEAKER_02:It looks like a goddamn toadodile when he mega evolves.
SPEAKER_06:Jay, that's Dean's favorite Pokemon.
SPEAKER_02:You're damn right it is.
SPEAKER_15:No, he does. Like a red-headed fucking toadile. When he mega evolves. Oh, I got down and it looks like a totodile. I gotta remember you do like Pokemon too. I'm like, no, no, no, he's a Digimon guy. You're like, I like both. I like both. Yeah, I do, except the other one higher. Well, I seen a first.
SPEAKER_12:I've seen a post Brock likes Digimon more too, and I'm gonna have a fucking argument with him next time.
SPEAKER_15:Why? How do you not understand? What? Anime-wise, Digimon is better. What has more sales? I don't fucking care about sales.
SPEAKER_05:If I was someone who cared about sales, I wouldn't like jack shit. Because I'd be controlled by everything else. We're on your number two, sir.
SPEAKER_15:I got number nine. I got your second.
SPEAKER_12:My number oh fuck. What is my number nine? What the fuck? Oh, my number nine ain't even fucking is only not quite animated yet. Not till season three, but it's from Bleach. It's it's pretty much three people to Gote 13 versus Gerard Falky. Great stuff. Good stuff. That's when Bitkin Pop she uses Bonkeye. Oh damn. Damn, I gotta get I gotta get back into it. Fucking Dean, I'm not bashing Pokemon. Get get your head back into it.
SPEAKER_02:Who's your fucking main Pokemon right there, Pyro?
SPEAKER_16:Before he actually turns this into a real fight.
SPEAKER_14:Kenshin Hamura vs. Makoto Shizhu.
SPEAKER_16:Yay! You're gonna make him start saying the name again.
SPEAKER_02:He's gonna have flashbacks. He's gonna wake up in bed tonight, Makoto Shizhu.
SPEAKER_10:No reason, explanation, nothing. Okay, okay. It's my number one favorite anime. One of the fights was gonna be in the number.
SPEAKER_02:I don't have a number one anime.
SPEAKER_05:That's probably the worst thing about me. I like it too goddamn much.
SPEAKER_11:You do according to the podcast.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah. I'm just that kind of guy.
SPEAKER_02:I'm open-minded, just not so open-minded.
SPEAKER_05:What can we put as number eight? Let's go with Tatsumi vs.
SPEAKER_02:Boodle. I like those rivalries.
SPEAKER_09:Which one's that one?
SPEAKER_02:Akame Gakel?
SPEAKER_16:They kind of have a similar suit thing going on, except one got his suit from a gay guy that D Nami likes.
SPEAKER_05:I got nothing out of him. I shut him up with Pokemon. Come on! Go back to your master.
SPEAKER_06:No. She'd make me happy.
SPEAKER_02:That's the point.
SPEAKER_06:We're on eight.
SPEAKER_02:She found your heart.
SPEAKER_12:We're on eight.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, eight.
SPEAKER_12:This is here. There's Saitama. Saitama versus Boros slash Garo. I couldn't pick which one I like better. Garo's manga.
SPEAKER_16:See, that's where I fucked up. I didn't put any mangas and that hasn't been animated yet.
SPEAKER_12:Garo and season three is being animated, but I don't know if they're gonna get to their fight, and season three is not getting good reviews because animation's not that good.
SPEAKER_05:What the fuck kind of gift shit are they doing? I seen one thing where he's animated, dude's animated sliding down the hill, and it's just one motion. He's just what?
SPEAKER_12:That's the type of animation they're really using. It's not the greatest. Well, one punch man started with Madhouse, did season one, and then they just started going downhill. Downhill. Who's doing this season? I'm not sure. I think it it's I think it's JC Staff again. They did they did two. JC staff ain't bad, but for one punch man, you gotta bring your A game. You gotta bring the A game. Gotta bring the A game.
SPEAKER_02:I think they like to do the fucking uh motion lines.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:So they gotta do that. Seven?
SPEAKER_11:Yeah. This is the one that you triggered because I was talking to you.
SPEAKER_12:E triggered.
SPEAKER_11:Vox Machina versus Brimsife.
SPEAKER_04:Hey!
SPEAKER_12:I take it.
SPEAKER_11:Dragon one.
SPEAKER_15:Yeah. I love Vox Machina. I never won't get mad at it. I did call that one. That's my favorite fight in the thing, because I don't like I don't. I did call that one. When he told me you said that, I was like, it's gonna be Vox.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah, I had to remember all of them.
SPEAKER_16:It's like I didn't really like a lot of the next one, probably would be Vox Machina and the Sphinx against I I think my favorite fight in Vox is Grog versus his mentor. He's learning to use the uh gauntlets, I believe it is.
unknown:Huh?
SPEAKER_11:The killbox? That is one of them. That's the second best I would like to rage moment. But you got it in the first one, so I like the dragons better.
SPEAKER_03:Next one. Seven.
SPEAKER_02:This one doesn't count as canon to the universe. So he probably doesn't even know what happened.
SPEAKER_17:Goku Blue versus Goku Super Chan 4. He's an awesome fucking superhero's side store that they use just to fucking sell cards. Everybody wants it to happen, but it only happens there, and it's not on Canon.
SPEAKER_02:Kinda sucks who they made more powerful, though it wasn't the Universal who turned Super Saiyan 4.
SPEAKER_17:Now we got Dymo, so who knows how that power shifted.
SPEAKER_02:I don't even want to say one of the ones on my list now because I disappointed him so much.
SPEAKER_12:Oh moderate versus a guy. One piece.
SPEAKER_15:See, that's how much I fucked you up. Because you make me think like I'm a second-class citizen liking Pokemon. You detected yourself. You took it personally again. Kinda. Yeah, I do that a lot. I'm sorry, I think Digimon's lame shooting. I swear to God, the oldest.
SPEAKER_14:I mean, I can, but I got an Earth gun over there.
SPEAKER_15:You know what? Actually, to be honest, sometimes I just gotta remember you know what will make me feel better. I gotta realize people are gonna have different tastes in the like I said right there. And I feel better when I said, sorry, I think Digimon's lame. You're like, Dean, you have every right to say that, dude.
SPEAKER_02:You didn't vibe with Digimon.
SPEAKER_15:You get what I'm saying? It's like, Dean, you have every right to say that. You pulled in your thoughts. You think I'm gonna like offend, I don't want to offend you. And I'm like, Dean, that's your opinion. I'm not even opposing you because what do I like? I like Pokemon too. Right.
SPEAKER_17:I can't even name my favorite fucking Pokemon. That's how bad it is.
SPEAKER_15:Oh no! See, look, now he's got out of movies getting better if he's got the gun. Is it your fault? Why is it my fault? Because he's not even gonna name at you.
SPEAKER_06:Yo, dude, yo, dude, yo, dude, yo, dude.
SPEAKER_15:No, fuck no. Hey, he knows he's gotta bring out the gun when I mixed up one piece of Naruto. I think you straight shot his nipple. Oh god. Yes, I'm getting shot, people. Bring it. Oh but okay. Madra versus Guy. That's probably my favorite. Because fight guy has gone up my that that's the gates fight, isn't it?
SPEAKER_12:Yeah, that's where he uses the gates, and he gets put in a wheelchair.
SPEAKER_05:See, I had that mixed up in my head because for some reason I thought the uh Rock Lee tried using the gates in his fight against Gara? Gara.
SPEAKER_15:He took his he took his weight, he took his weights off. He took his weights off. I don't think he used any of the gates yet. No.
SPEAKER_02:He doesn't use the gates by Gara. He did use.
SPEAKER_15:He'd used a couple, he used a couple of the first ones.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_15:But he doesn't actually use the gates fully until Boroto. Because the part of that fight is it gives you guys whole backstory, and you understand why he likes Lee so much. Because he was pretty much Lee growing up. He couldn't use any of the type other jutsu. He can only use Taijutsu. He only had hands. And guy's like, fine, I'll give you these hands then. And he gets the praise of Madara. It's like, you're the strongest I've ever fought.
SPEAKER_09:It's the only bullet I have done here.
SPEAKER_15:Yes, that is praise right there.
SPEAKER_09:That's poise.
SPEAKER_06:It's tough, it's tough.
SPEAKER_02:Did they just pop off on their own? Yes. They got excited. And we're like, we're gonna fire off on our own.
SPEAKER_12:Oh my god.
SPEAKER_03:What did I say tonight?
SPEAKER_07:My next one, All Might versus All for One.
SPEAKER_12:Wait a minute. Wait a fucking minute. That's my six. So. That's the next one? Yeah, it's my yep. That would be my six, so I might as well just say that. We're in the same boat for that one almost. So I would have I'd see you saying that next.
SPEAKER_15:That's a good first one, right? All might's kind of last fight because they kind of fight again in the last season when he's got his fucking robot suit. But no, that's a good fight.
SPEAKER_05:Iron All Might?
SPEAKER_15:Yep. Iron All Might.
SPEAKER_05:They like calling it.
SPEAKER_15:I like that one because the emotional for Deku's epilogue. Yep, yep. That had that Horikoshi was pretty much forced to write that epilogue because everyone was pissed that he didn't get with Ochako. So he had he didn't do enough. He really didn't. That was your six?
SPEAKER_03:Yeah.
SPEAKER_15:That's fucking funny. You said that was that was your six, too? That is also my six, yes.
SPEAKER_17:That's what I guess what my six is. And it's actually further back in fights. Oh god. All might versus Nomu. That was one of the that was that was another one of those.
SPEAKER_15:Yeah, that's at the training arc. Yeah. Where he put where the kids are training and uh no mu show up.
SPEAKER_12:And all might's like, okay, I'll find his own up.
SPEAKER_05:No, but to me, the first fight that he actually struggled to fight.
SPEAKER_12:Yeah, well, he's he's he's got still got that wound.
SPEAKER_15:Struggled. He did struggle, but not like struggled in terms of power level. He still got off thousands of fists before. But no, I like I like the emotional impact of all for one and all mite because when he when All Might's tiny again and he points off and he's kind of he's symbolizing to Deku it's his time now and stuff. I like them passing the torch moments. So that's part of the reason it's up there for me.
SPEAKER_12:And I like all for one as a shown as a modern villain too. He's up there.
SPEAKER_11:I guess I go back because we already got his 666.
SPEAKER_15:Yeah. If it's if it's oh no. Well, oh yeah, it was kind of we already dealt with our demons. Does that make MH8 our fucking Jay had an all-might one, too, so I guess it kind of works like that.
SPEAKER_07:I'm curious to see if this fight is on yours or if this franchise is in yours.
SPEAKER_11:Uh I'm more worried about you than him at this point.
SPEAKER_16:Uh my lists never count.
SPEAKER_11:I know my four isn't on any of yours. I doubt my three is. My one may be on yours. But I know my two, three, four, and four are not. Yeah. So free run.
SPEAKER_15:Versus Aura? Yeah, yeah. Okay. But you're using it as a whole thing. I'm using technically. They're all fighting at the same time. They worked all around each other, but they're basically the fights are the same. That's a good one. That's where you get the her voice act actress's most written quote on shit. Aura, kill yourself.
SPEAKER_11:Just the entire thought out of revealing how thought out Freerin has thought about killing demons. Just to reveal that. It's like, I'm gonna dumb it down so everybody thinks I'm an idiot.
SPEAKER_15:Yep, yep, yeah, yeah. That's the that's the charm of Freerun, though. When it first starts, it starts with a great. You think it's gonna be like a story-based slice of life, but when it wants to go action-y, it's fucking great when it wants it's love it.
SPEAKER_02:Next this is the one I didn't want to say. It's gonna fuck with him. Okay, though he loves the character.
SPEAKER_17:Marcus versus Craniumon.
SPEAKER_15:Oh, he's just aimed it at you just in case. Oh, Digimon. Yeah, but then no Digimon.
SPEAKER_13:I can't trigger him because he doesn't know what the fuck. I had to say Digimon. So I know Ty and Agumon and shit.
SPEAKER_05:Marcus use your favorite Digimon main character because he punches Digimon.
SPEAKER_13:Oh god.
SPEAKER_05:Well, this is a mega-level fucking Digimon. Marcus goes and punches to save his fucking Digimon.
SPEAKER_13:Okay.
SPEAKER_05:He literally uses his Digitama, who whatever the hell that fucking cube shit that shows up around his hand, punches a motherfucking giant ass sword and stops it from killing his Digimon.
SPEAKER_12:Okay.
SPEAKER_02:And literally takes on a megaplus, almost mega plus level Digimon. A holy night Digimon at that.
SPEAKER_15:A holy night digimon. Yeah, you know the ones that are basically the super powerful fuckers. Oh, yeah, or basically humanoids.
SPEAKER_13:Uh-huh. That is God.
SPEAKER_15:That is punching a Digimon.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, okay.
SPEAKER_15:No, I'm just saying that might be because we have talked about it when I'm in a good mood.
SPEAKER_17:You're talking about your boys.
SPEAKER_15:No, I'm talking about my where my disconnect with Digimon when you said Dean, you probably don't like them nonsensical animations that don't make sense to you because it's like you were we talked about that because you were trying to like, because you have a good talent of putting yourself in my mindset.
SPEAKER_05:I know there's one season which I it took away from me until I actually came back to it to fully get into the story.
SPEAKER_17:Right. The spirit of Digivolutions. You wouldn't care for a shit. Yeah. The spirit concept you would like.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah.
SPEAKER_17:Nobody liked it when it first came out.
SPEAKER_11:No, I understand why.
SPEAKER_15:It was definitely, but it felt it got rid of the whole partner thing. It was just humans. Did you watch Digimon as a kid too? Yeah. That was another part. That's another reason to watch it.
SPEAKER_17:I watched Pokemon, I watched Digimon, I watched Yu-Gi-Oh!
SPEAKER_15:I watched Metabots. I watched a lot. I watched Pokemon Mega Man. I watched Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh! I never liked the game one. Yeah, that was the one great. I never watched Digimon as a kid. I don't have like as I I never didn't. I think I don't know if I watched a full episode because it was that Spider-Man, Pokemon. When I think about it. I'm not gonna say it's that because it's probably not something you vibed with, Rajan. I I might have watched them, I don't remember watching any.
SPEAKER_05:I watched the actual show before I ever got the movie, and the movie is what kick-started me into fandom.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
SPEAKER_17:Because if you watch that movie with the soundtrack, you're like, oh yeah, that's the shit.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah. Digimon dealt with real life more. Real life scenarios.
SPEAKER_15:I have had this, and I I've had this talk with Jay on multiple occasions. The reason why it's interesting because I'm one of those people in real life who doesn't it people.
SPEAKER_11:You triggered an honorable mention for me now. Thanks.
SPEAKER_05:You're welcome.
SPEAKER_11:Despite playing the playlist, I didn't even think about the think about the movie at all.
SPEAKER_02:Digimon?
SPEAKER_11:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:The uh Armageddon.
SPEAKER_07:Omni Mon vs.
SPEAKER_16:Yeah. That's a great fucking fight. Did it?
SPEAKER_11:The newest one is where the that is still rated as one a top five soundtrack to a lot of people. Yes. That's why I was putting the songs on it.
SPEAKER_05:I don't like the ending of Digimon Tribe because it's all about becoming an adult and losing your childhood. I can't I can't watch it. I can't. Digimon did something Pokemon would never do.
SPEAKER_15:Kill people?
SPEAKER_17:Well, aside from that, Digimon kills Digimon.
SPEAKER_06:Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_17:Pokemon does it has stories where Pokemon have died, but they don't actually show you Pokemon dying. You just take them to the Pokecenter and they're fine.
SPEAKER_09:Just take them to the town upstate.
SPEAKER_04:Mexico, everyone.
SPEAKER_05:You only have to pay for a spleen. Basically, Digimon said, Alright, you're an adult now. You don't get your childhood anymore. You're you're Digimon, you have to forget about your Digimon.
SPEAKER_15:Bye-bye. Is this going in the I I swear to God, you started a thought but got sidetracked, or you're going back to your thought? You had said something while you vibe with Digimon. You started with people. People. You said people, then you got sidetracked. I was curious what your thoughts are.
SPEAKER_05:The real life aspect. I can vibe with it because I can live my life through it versus haven't actually live a real life.
SPEAKER_11:Digimon, I would consider as kiddish concepts, but it dealt with more real life and season is considered one of the darkest.
SPEAKER_05:Digimon tamers. Geomon.
SPEAKER_10:That one is very dark. Figuratively and literally.
SPEAKER_15:Yeah. I'm curious if Matt can, because everyone will just say the created the fucking meme of, oh, if you have a Leomon as a partner, you're basically dead. Right. Like, everyone usually says, like, even no, Jay could elaborate even more, but then I always ask, like, all the positive points that Digimon has, what made Pokemon such a fucking worldwide phenomenon? Cute? Without saying cute. Or is it just cute? I don't uh.
SPEAKER_04:You get what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_16:Well, now it's struggling because it just wants to be a money grubber, but it never fails on merchandising.
SPEAKER_11:Technically the first one is an isekai too. By definition. So there was the first one? The Frontier. Technically, that is an isekai too. Transported to the digital land.
SPEAKER_08:Oh, Digimon.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah. Oh boy. So it's like that that that did hit, that was one a first of a genre.
SPEAKER_17:So and you know me an isekai.
SPEAKER_11:So there is that.
SPEAKER_17:It's not even on purpose that I like those.
SPEAKER_15:I said this. The only reason I slime is an isekai. I love it. Overlord Isakai, I love it. You like slime for a different reason. Because that's my men. That's my low-key Bemboy man, whatever you want to call him.
SPEAKER_07:I'm trying to sell you on what separates, I'm trying to sell you on what separates it from Pokemon. So, Izakai, you got your genre to a degree.
SPEAKER_11:The monster's talking was also a selling point. Yeah. You had more voiceover and more scatter versus just pika pika.
SPEAKER_15:And the fucked up thing everybody loves pika pika. Pika pika.
SPEAKER_02:But it's like Digimon wasn't set in stone on what it could be. You could change it up and be anything. For fucking, you had Digimon Ghosts. That was another dark one.
SPEAKER_11:Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_16:Their newest one, Beat Break. That one's also a pretty dark story.
SPEAKER_11:The main character is Digimon's not afraid to deal with grown-up or darker consoles. Which is kind of where it's like Pokemon. It's not trying to be Pokemon. It's Pokemon.
SPEAKER_15:But they only really do it in the movies.
SPEAKER_14:Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_01:Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_14:Mm-hmm. So there's your selling points.
SPEAKER_15:Yeah. I just, it's, it's, it's, it's meant for kids. They're they're similar in ways that are always kind of compared.
SPEAKER_07:Even though they did did enough deviation where it's like, we're not the same. We're doing things differently.
SPEAKER_15:Well, I always ask, like, trying to compare their two games right now, Pokemon ZA and Time Strangers. Only because I asked him because I this is a while ago. But it's like I always sit there like because they're similar. And I I understand the whole slightly more mature themes and like Digimon and stuff. Then I always say and I don't I'm not saying Digimon is not popular. It has its popular, but in in comparison to what Pokemon is world worldwide, it's not even fucking close. So I all Pokemon is one of the biggest franchises of all time. And you get what I'm saying? I always sit there like damn. Because without cute. I know cute's a big thing.
SPEAKER_17:Because Pokemon enjoy Digimon started out as Tomagachi.
SPEAKER_11:That's the thing. Pokemon started as a gotcha, sold better. Everything was designed to be cute.
SPEAKER_02:It was designed to be sold. It's on not as much. Yeah. Right, right. I mean, they have merchandise, they have things that can be sold. But you really have to fucking look for it or live in Japan.
SPEAKER_11:Pokemon is gotcha's collectibles. Pokemon is more designed to be, or Digimon is more designed to be action figure-y?
SPEAKER_02:I've read that they they have the fucking figure set about.
SPEAKER_15:Right. Yeah. I've read that in Japan it's a little closer. Digimon has a little bit more, like you talk about the states or Pokemon just ridiculously more popular, but Pokemon's still more popular in Japan, but it's a little closer.
SPEAKER_16:Japan has all the Digimon. America only gets the fucking anime release Digimon, so it's very limited.
SPEAKER_11:Japan I think Gundam and Pokemon is closer in Japan than I think Gundam Pokemon is to Digimon.
SPEAKER_15:Oh, Gundam is Gundam's God tier over there. Yeah. I am not a big mech person unless it's Gurren Lagan. It's a war. They have a Gurren Lagan Gundam. Oh, speaking of honorable mention. Oh my god, Ryan. Son of a bitch, I don't have any of those fights on. Ryan would be ashamed of me. He'd be ashamed of me. You don't have Gurin Lagan? No, team Dai Guren versus Anti-Spiral is an honorable mention. He'd be ashamed of me.
SPEAKER_11:He'd be fucking ashamed. I don't know where Ryan would put anything on his on a fight's list.
SPEAKER_05:I actually kind of almost did have that on a list, but I wasn't sure if I could talk about it.
SPEAKER_11:Ryan Gore.
SPEAKER_05:Because I know how high he feels about that one.
SPEAKER_17:Him, Brock, and Ryan.
SPEAKER_15:Yeah, that's a yeah, that for yeah.
SPEAKER_17:See, that's another reason he was so down about the Pokemon one because Brock holds Digimon higher.
SPEAKER_15:And that's like that's like brother. In most because we agree on almost everything.
SPEAKER_05:That's his brother from another father.
SPEAKER_15:I can't say mother because it has to be another mother. Right. I don't care. I like that I like that little random. That was good. Five? Yeah. That was number five. Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_12:We skipped my uh me and Matt at the same one. My five is the final fight from Akame got killed. Akame versus Ezek. That's my number five. Great fight. Good great animation.
SPEAKER_15:That's one of my favorite series ever, so of course that's going to be up there. Even though the anime changed a lot.
SPEAKER_06:Like that. Anime changed a lot from the book.
SPEAKER_12:But what are you gonna do? Good fight. It's ice powers or Akame going really fast.
SPEAKER_06:Really fast. Using after images and shit. Good stuff. Good stuff. Really good stuff. Wait.
SPEAKER_02:What? Did you do an Akame got killed one too?
SPEAKER_15:Akame versus Ezeth, the final fight. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:I still can't explain why I love Ez Death.
SPEAKER_15:God really can't. I I like her just because she's the Dummy Mommy aspect, but that's me with every other female character that has. We can explain why you like women. That aspect. But Ez Death God. Fucker. Look at him, look at him, look at him. I set him up. I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_17:You probably got something lined up to say to you, right?
SPEAKER_11:It's locked and ready. We know. Your statement was we know why Dean likes women. That was what you said.
SPEAKER_15:We know why Dean likes women.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah. But uh well, it's not hard to pick out. Do they have red hair? Yeah, that's a check. Do they have a big ass? There's another check. Are they dummy mommies? Well, they cut his balls if he asks for it.
SPEAKER_15:Yes, yes, they will.
SPEAKER_13:Oh my god.
SPEAKER_15:Oh my god. No, talking about Akame got where S death would rank in my favorite females from that is actually fucking tough because Akame and Leone are like my favorites. And then probably SD. That's tough.
SPEAKER_16:That's a tough shit. I forgot. It's her personality. That's what wove me over.
SPEAKER_05:Every time she interacted with Tatsumi. Yep. She really wanted them, and then all of a sudden their ideals clash.
SPEAKER_07:I really need campaign three to come out on anime for him. I really do. Do I want to know why? What? Vern.
SPEAKER_15:Vern?
SPEAKER_07:Okay.
SPEAKER_15:Oh my. Ain't that that's Ashley, right? Oh, yep.
SPEAKER_14:My next one is Use K Urim SG vs. Toro.
SPEAKER_15:Ah, I knew that'd be on it. That'd be on fucking you know whose, too. That'd be up there. That'd be like one.
SPEAKER_11:It's the fight of the anime. The fight.
SPEAKER_16:You should hold that anime in higher regard because of the tournament.
SPEAKER_15:That that is true. And and fucking love Kuobara. You know what I can't even put on my list because it didn't fucking do it right?
SPEAKER_05:Samu Kong.
SPEAKER_15:Oh god. What? Fucking God high school? Uh-huh. Oh, that piece of poop. Not piece of poop, but below average. Tournament. No tournament? Oh, I hate now. I'm mad now. If they had just followed the goddamn webtoon.
SPEAKER_14:The next two are the most controversial.
SPEAKER_05:Oh my god, controversial. See, this is why I don't like these lists.
SPEAKER_15:Because you think about ones that would actually probably be out here.
SPEAKER_07:No, he gave me enough time. I told him I don't think I could do it. Yeah, I like too many. And you literally didn't think about it until right now. I put up a list just so I didn't have to off the hat it with you guys.
SPEAKER_12:Well, it's better. It's better that way.
SPEAKER_15:Yeah, I usually a little bit.
SPEAKER_04:Well, here, I will even tell you. Except for the fucking Pokemon Digimon one that threw him off.
SPEAKER_15:I will off the dome a lot of mine, but I don't know if Matt does the same thing, but I will, whatever the topic is. Let's see how. Yeah, but you guys actually have a list set in mind numbered.
SPEAKER_17:Like, all right, I like this one better. Oh, you're breaking them. Okay.
SPEAKER_07:I do that after I create my list.
SPEAKER_04:I can't even do that when I create a list. Barely right now. We're on four, right? Yeah. He's gonna hate me that I even put this at four.
SPEAKER_15:Hey, Luffy Fizz is Katakuri. Who won that fight? What? Who won that fight? It's a draw. Yeah. The internet will hate us for that opinion. They will argue over that consistently. That was a dome one. I mean, I did really like that fight. Because it's something that me and you actually chatted about quite a bit. Well, Katakuri's my favorite character in One Piece, so that's kind of. You've seen him a little bit. You've seen him for a clip. Is it one of those side story things? And you've seen Chibi version of him in Big Mom's backstory on her shoulder. On the shoulder. Yep. Kaido's devil fruit was originally supposed to go to Katakuri before Kaido ate it. Ah. You don't remember they're in God Valley.
SPEAKER_17:That was part of that backstory.
SPEAKER_15:No, Katakuri is still number one.
SPEAKER_05:We're doing the Rox backstory.
SPEAKER_17:Yeah.
SPEAKER_15:Katakuri is still Katakuri is still number one, but Rox is coming for that. Rox is one of my I love Rocks. Fucking horrible.
SPEAKER_05:Are you trying to set him up to be the number one villain aside from Emu?
SPEAKER_15:Rox is a good guy. Rox is portrayed bad by the world government. He is a good guy. The backstory is explaining. The backstory is explaining Rocks. He's fighting Emu now. But in the at God Valley. She just stabbed Rox and turned him into a demon. So I'm assuming the crew's going to have to put him down. That's how Rox died. Possibly. But that's just looking at the way Emu looks and how you just described her power. Yeah, she'll stab you with shit and turns you into a demon.
SPEAKER_16:Oh. Now we understand why that fucking mural, that painting was up everywhere.
SPEAKER_02:She's possessing that princess, isn't she? Possibly.
SPEAKER_05:Oh, sorry.
SPEAKER_15:That's another reason why he doesn't like that I've just trailed off one piece because I could actually connect dots that other We used to talk one piece every chapter, but Jay has fallen behind now because he's waiting for a something I wished I could use as a segue, but a segue? Yeah. How the fuck do I do that for you? I don't know.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah, but we're not going that way. We have him in between.
SPEAKER_15:Four. Uh four. Four. Okay, I was like, what the fuck did I put there? I just okay. Genetics? Uh-huh. It's already fine. Four is. I can't remember. I can't separate them, so this I kind of have just the Demon Slayer duo there. This is where Rengoku and Akasa is, but hide with it is Tengen and Tanjiro versus Guitaro from Entertainment District. That one is that one is also just as good.
SPEAKER_12:I love Tengen just as much as I love Rengoku. Flashy. They just and they're they're they're tasty.
SPEAKER_02:Tasty. Tasty. I'm sorry. The internet ruined that for me. It's not tasty, it's bussin'. Bussin'. Demon Slayer.
SPEAKER_17:I shouldn't even know that word or even say it the way I say it. But the internet ruined it for me.
SPEAKER_15:Demon Slayer just animates their that Euphonable is just second to none. Euphontable and Mappa. Mappa just did Chainsaw Man's movie. Them two studios are second to fucking none. I will die on that hill. Madhouse is there too. After just watching the full season of Tales of Wedding Ring.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, they know how to draw women. Mappa. They know what they're doing.
SPEAKER_15:Especially when they're building them out on a fucking Tales of Wetterings, dude. Was that done by Mappa?
SPEAKER_06:I don't know that often.
SPEAKER_05:I'm like, who Tales of Weddings. You know what's throwing me fucking off though? I recognize the main character's voice, but I can't place the name.
SPEAKER_12:Tales of Wetterings is done by one called Staple Entertainment. Is it? Yep. Stay seen in the cards.
SPEAKER_06:Staple Entertainment. Whatever. Maybe there's fuck not. That's a Wikipedia.
SPEAKER_12:But no, Demon you photo you Demon Slayer's fights are just fucking always just top tier.
SPEAKER_15:They're animated so well. I disagree with the flack of Demon Slayer sometimes get that it's very it is very generic. It is a very generic shonen, but it but still got a good story to it.
SPEAKER_11:You want generic shonen sword fighting? Go watch Old Country Bumpkin.
SPEAKER_15:I enjoyed that for what it was.
SPEAKER_11:I wanted to put something on there, but they don't have a good fight on it.
SPEAKER_15:No. No. No. Oh. Well, Matt even laughed.
SPEAKER_05:You know what fits in that same category? Counter everything. What the fuck was the name of that anime? Parody everything? I parry everything.
SPEAKER_11:I parry everything.
SPEAKER_05:I wish I could.
SPEAKER_08:I wish I could create a character in DD where that's his only thing.
SPEAKER_15:Let me see. Don't don't give me hope. No, because it might be. Battlemaster. Because no problem. I couldn't roll it. I couldn't roll it.
SPEAKER_07:You don't roll for Battlemaster. You roll something for Battlemaster, but not a lot.
SPEAKER_08:For parrying?
SPEAKER_07:Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:Fuck you.
SPEAKER_07:Fuck you.
SPEAKER_05:No, because I don't want to know.
SPEAKER_07:You roll a D8 to add to like armor classes and stuff, so it's like.
SPEAKER_14:That's what parrying is. You roll the D8 to add to your par to add to your AC.
SPEAKER_17:What else have you done at?
SPEAKER_12:See, Matt knew we were in Goku and Acause that was going to be online stuff. I just couldn't leave out Tengen and wait, you know what I'm talking about. Can you watch that one?
SPEAKER_14:I'm interested to see a reaction to my three.
SPEAKER_12:Oh boy.
SPEAKER_02:That's where I've heard him before. The main character in uh Wedding Rings, Sato. Yep. Corey Wilder. He's done a few things. Zaka in Gachiakata.
SPEAKER_03:Yep.
SPEAKER_02:He's in Free Ring.
SPEAKER_03:Yep.
SPEAKER_15:God, you know, bringing up Freerin again because we had a little tangent about it. That whole fucking mage exam was just fucking peak, man. That shit was fucking peak. And that motherfucker who took the exam from his house, that's my motherfucker, man. Remember that motherfucker? You're not even here, are you? Nah, I'm at my house.
SPEAKER_11:I'm interested to see how you'd react to the next arc.
SPEAKER_05:I don't think it's a kind of sad is when he's handy launched this entire thing. I said that to him. He's not even there, is he?
SPEAKER_15:No, he had his house. Damn, damn his reaction. Damn, you got me.
SPEAKER_12:No, what the fuck was her name? Oh, Matt's gonna fucking judge me hardcore for this comment, but I forgot her name.
SPEAKER_15:The old, the elf that's saying if they pass or not. I don't know her name. I forgot her name, but the old Jay probably heard me, me. She needs to be taught a lesson. She got attitude. I'm the one to do it. Oh, Jesus. Set the loud.
SPEAKER_02:Jesus.
SPEAKER_05:When I watch when it's just me, him, when I'm his comments or displacement. The entire thing is him commenting in the bathroom.
SPEAKER_15:Me the bathroom. The bathroom.
SPEAKER_07:I believe it.
SPEAKER_15:Hey, I know what's going on in there.
SPEAKER_07:If there's one thing I believe he can do, it's near rate as shit.
SPEAKER_05:He has done it. He has taken a bathroom break. He didn't pause it because it's me watching something new that he wanted me to watch.
SPEAKER_15:So the shit D and Jay watch if he's over or rewatches. Or I show him something. Or I show him something he has not seen. Like, I'm never going to get to more of No Gun Life. Nope.
SPEAKER_12:Which kind of thing? I showed him that one.
SPEAKER_15:Nope. We got to watch. No one has decent fights, and I didn't have that. Hell's Paradise is when I showed him, but that's season two coming to end. It's going to be like Hell's Paradise. That's what I know Matt would like that. I know Matt would like that. Matt would like that one. I guarantee Matt would like that one. It's almost a hard. It's almost a guarantee. Because I get it the day after he does. And that's why we didn't sync up on Peacemaker this season either. I've always wondered how dub or whatever the fuck. It don't really matter how a dub would work on the site. Like, do you get dubs on your site? Or is it Oh, he gets okay, he does get them both.
SPEAKER_14:It's just a couple days afterwards.
SPEAKER_15:Okay. I was just I was wondering how that works. Some of them. I'm constantly scrolling and updating the page just to see what updated. Oh.
SPEAKER_09:I I do it just once. Whatever he gets to do. The Netflix ones come faster than I think the anime's ones do, but honestly.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, yeah. If it's on Netflix or Prime, it's usually there right away for some reason.
SPEAKER_14:Yeah. Because he can't probably can download them faster than he can from Crunchyroll or whatever. Right, right.
SPEAKER_02:But if it's on like high dive for Crunchyroll, then you you've got to wait a bit. Yeah.
SPEAKER_15:Crunchyroll's very quick with their dubs. High Dive's a little high dive, it depends. Like that's more that's my Call of the Night season two has been done for a while, and I've just got to like episode seven of Dub. And I and I'm like, because high dive's slow. High dive is just ungodly slow. Not ungodly slow, but they're not as sync with their dubs.
SPEAKER_08:Any honorable mention fights for that one?
SPEAKER_15:There ain't really fights in Call of the Night. That's the problem. The Call of the Night's more Slice of the Life, Slice of Life Adventure, Vampire Love Love Story. But I love it. Twilight? Because Thousand was great.
SPEAKER_17:Oh shit.
SPEAKER_14:I've said he's already tried our love story.
SPEAKER_15:Hey, we wouldn't see one today. Oh god.
SPEAKER_07:So my number three?
unknown:Yeah.
SPEAKER_12:Oh, is this one of the ones? Oh, is this one of the ones?
SPEAKER_07:Well, this one's a controversial because it's not. In terms of context and content, it's not a great fight.
SPEAKER_11:But I think it did the reinforcements arrive archetype better, and that's where my brain goes for it when I picture it.
SPEAKER_07:So off of your because you said the f because you said the anime off of your tangent. Yami and Asta versus Licked and Voltos. Black Clover.
SPEAKER_12:Yami Asta vers Okay, that's the Elf. I'll never do that on purpose either.
SPEAKER_11:And that's the one that leads into if the night captains arrive and the third eye arrives as reinforcements.
SPEAKER_17:I still can't get behind a whole fucking elf arc.
SPEAKER_15:I like that one. I like that one. No, I got a lot of black. After we're done with the list, I'll talk about honorable. I got a lot of black. Black Clover has good fights, man. Black Clover has a it is coming back. The anime is coming back.
SPEAKER_07:It's not one of the best fights in there, but I think that's the one I think about the most in that franchise.
SPEAKER_15:Yeah. My only issue I do hate that that one's dropped off. My only issue with that is oh, and the fucking last arc is so good. But it's it gets like he's doing it's almost over. He's like doing three chapters every few months. He'll drop like two or three chapters. That's what he's doing now. So it's almost done. But Black Clover just Black Clover just gets shit because everyone calls it an ARCO clone when I really don't think it is. I never saw it as an ARCO clone. Now I can understand if people don't like Asta because he's fucking loud and just a little annoying at times. But don't mean I don't that doesn't mean Yudo as the main character. I mean Yudo don't do enough. You need about the happy fucking Well, it's because they decided that Asta was the main character.
SPEAKER_16:If you flop flop the story and it was you Asta or you tried to do a My Hero Academia thing where the rivals are both friends and they power each other up.
SPEAKER_15:That was my one thing about fucking My Hero. I despised Bakugo for a long time until he finally apologized to Deku for being such a fucking little cuck to him. Then I accepted Bakugo. Like, okay. And then they gave it a fake out where Bakugo died for a little bit. Then he came. I mean he died. The best genus. No, no, no, not best genus. It was um Ed Shaw, the ninja, that can make his turn his body into like threads and shit. And he didn't even die. You see him later in a little TB version. He didn't even die. My hero didn't really kill people. That was another. You don't have to kill a lot of people. But if you don't kill nobody, man, like you're Dragon Ball. All Might should have died. All Might is alive at the end of the series, just still chilling. Actually, no, I can't say that. He's old, but. There's one character that I love All Might.
SPEAKER_05:There's one character that has died and has yet to fucking come back and Dean hates it.
SPEAKER_15:That's a bullshit. They kill the best one and leave him dead. Hey, they tease you. And no, Cell versus Gohan is not on your. That's number three. Are you dead ass? Yeah. Serious. Yeah. Okay.
SPEAKER_05:Like what? It is. Cell and Gohan. That's number three. Okay. Cell and Gohan. The only reason that it wasn't higher on my list is because of my standard of taking too fucking long. You know how many times that Gohan technically beat Cell and then all of a sudden he comes back?
SPEAKER_11:I couldn't put a DBZ one on there.
SPEAKER_15:I couldn't either. I I actually thought I was trying to get a Cell flight on, but I couldn't. That is another contest I have with a lot of the hardcore. As funny as it is, I don't even is Jay's more into DBZ than I am, but I don't even I don't really consider Jay a hardcore because we agree on a lot of my criticisms of DBZ.
SPEAKER_17:Hardcore is I'm not one of the ones that'll say Goku beats him.
SPEAKER_15:And that's your whole thing? That's the only thing.
SPEAKER_08:I will fuck with DBZ character and people that say Goku beats everything. You know what? Fuck you. Yamcha beat Goku.
SPEAKER_15:It's just they're long, the fights are long, and for fuck's sake, none of them beat Vegeta. None of them. Yes now. None of them really did much for me, though. That's the fucked up thing.
SPEAKER_05:He was the second person in Bolma's panties. If you can name the first one, I'll laugh.
SPEAKER_15:Wait, what the fuck? The first person in Bullman's panties? I remember Goku seeing them. And then young Goku is a savage. The young Goku is legendary to me. You want to want to peek? Why would I want to see your old ass? Who long tried. Why do I look to become the pennies? Who's more of a savage? Young Goku or Ash throughout everything. You break Mears.
SPEAKER_11:Ash was intentional.
SPEAKER_15:Yes. You break Mears.
SPEAKER_17:The fact that them two didn't end up together at all was hilarious. What Ash and Great In one canon they are. In one canon, yes.
SPEAKER_05:I think that's only. No, it's not even in the manga.
SPEAKER_11:No, because the main character doesn't have Misty really in the manga.
SPEAKER_15:The best reading manga, though, is the red version. Remember the kid with the camera? Well, you should bring up a take up a new profession. Ash. I don't know. He doesn't for everybody, even his own Pokemon. Oh, when fucking Ash and when Brock's dad showed up. You're the good for nothing dad. Okay. Season one, Ash is legit. Funny thing, still not my Ash. My number one Jay knows what's coming. That's that's why you love it. No, you know, no.
SPEAKER_05:That's that's another reason why because of Savage Ash, but because it also produced the most memes.
SPEAKER_15:It's true. I do like a good quality meme. But but my favorite line, and Jay knows what's coming. My favorite line in all of Pokemon was said by James. He's like, oh, and when James is teamed up with Ash and Misty's over there with Jesse, and James is like, come on, Ash, let's blow these women back to the stone age where they belong. Oh, you like you like Jeff James for a different reason. My God. The unaired episode where he gains boobs. Oh god. And what you know what always kills in an episode where the lickitung lick Jesse, and that's mean to all hell too.
SPEAKER_12:I don't know.
SPEAKER_13:And then Detective Pikachu made fucking lickatung nightmare fuel.
SPEAKER_15:That's me. I'm like, nightmare fuel is Detective Pikachu's Mr. Mime.
SPEAKER_03:You're like, no, that's could you imagine that's Ash's dad?
SPEAKER_15:Or when fucking Ash's mom and Professor Oak are at the resort with him too, and I'm just like, hey! Professor Oak, what are you doing?
SPEAKER_11:Rejected by the one girl I loved. I'll never find another one like her again. Don't worry, Brock. You'll find plenty of other girls to reject you.
SPEAKER_15:Damn it, Brock. That's JJ and Dean to me. Another thing, fucking Jay says, you're also in Pokemon Dean. You're Brock.
unknown:I know.
SPEAKER_11:This is perfect. The cliff is perfect. Spot for our first meeting. Yeah, as soon as she meets you, she'll jump right off.
SPEAKER_15:In the comments that make you think on the videos, like Brock's like a 14, 15-year-old kid hitting on fucking 30-year-olds. What is this kid doing? He's got balls. He's into the MILS. Yes. Now he's in his 30s. That's how much they're how fucked up Brock's story is. Bro is cooking, taking care of his shit ton amount of siblings while his fucking dad's camping behind a gym. You're right. I think it's the memes. You're like, yes, Dean, the memes carry both. You wouldn't even know about Leon and Charizard if it wasn't for memes and shit. No, that's popped up on Instagram a bunch of times. Alright, where were wait? Matt just said um I did my number three. Gohan Cell was his three. You're on your three. Oh yeah, it was Gohan and Cell.
SPEAKER_06:Which fucking DBZ bringing up candy.
SPEAKER_12:What is this? Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_15:Okay. Here's here's this. Nobody dies. That's kind of a two for one. Oh my god, it's the same characters. This is jujutsu Kaisen, though. Yuji and Toto versus Hanami. That's from no, it's from the first same season.
SPEAKER_12:Then also later on, Yuji and Toto in season two versus Mahito. Both just peak fights. What? Yeah. Boogie Woo.
SPEAKER_15:Boogie Woo. Great, great, great fights. Two gre two phenomenal fights.
SPEAKER_17:I hate that my favorite character in there is just because I like pandas and he gets shitted on.
SPEAKER_05:You don't even the three personalities inside him don't even get touched on.
SPEAKER_15:And when they do, he gets stomped on. By Kashimo, the god of lightning. Fucking sucks. It's like we were just getting touched on his character. And then hey. Literally ends up becoming a cheap. What kind of woman's your type? Well, if I thought about it, I'd probably say a tall woman with a big ass. Like Jennifer Lawrence.
SPEAKER_12:Todo starts crying because he made a best friend.
SPEAKER_02:That's Keith. That's how he makes friends.
SPEAKER_17:No, literally, that's how we became friends. Actually, James is worse.
SPEAKER_15:Hey, what kind of booze do you got with you? Jack Daniels. Jack Daniels. We're friends! That is how we became friends. True story. Oh man. True story. God, it don't take much to become friends with James. And then we played Nerd War. And that's where Mysterio and Scarecrow for life became a fucking thing.
SPEAKER_12:That was fun. Those are good times. Fun, fun.
SPEAKER_06:We were on Matt's tuna. I need to rant about the Gujizen ones. That's much. We're on my cheat code.
SPEAKER_16:Oh no. Do you have a cheat code? I thought Yugi and uh the Pharaoh were cheat code, but what you got?
SPEAKER_11:Well, this one wouldn't, I wouldn't call this one anime, but it is animation.
SPEAKER_17:Oh, oh. It's not box.
SPEAKER_15:Wait. Here's you know what I can't do. Here, here. Funny, funny thing. He has not called me. Normal, remember we had the thing about I don't know if box is anime. Notice I don't do it. Notice I don't do it now.
SPEAKER_05:I said I could have put Ben 10 versus Generator X.
SPEAKER_15:Oh, good.
SPEAKER_05:That's a cartoon.
SPEAKER_15:God damn it. Notice how much I love box boxing now. I never bring up the it's not anime thing. I'm like, can be.
SPEAKER_11:Well, you're not definitely gonna do it now when the gun's in my hand.
SPEAKER_15:Because you're Molly Wap.
SPEAKER_11:Molly?
SPEAKER_15:Molly Wap.
SPEAKER_11:Okay. Crick shift in the brain.
SPEAKER_07:Avalanche versus Bahamut.
SPEAKER_14:Final Fantasy VII Advent children.
SPEAKER_16:Fuck you. I almost did. That was gonna be a cheat for me, is Sephiroth's fight.
SPEAKER_14:It's good, but I like the Bahamut fight better. No, not no not Bahamut.
SPEAKER_11:No. He when he first encounters Sephiroth uh fights Sephiroth, he rides in on the motorcycle. I gotta rewatch that.
SPEAKER_17:I also have to watch the Spirit movie, because that that's a fucking cult classic.
SPEAKER_05:Has nothing to do with any of the Final Fantasy.
SPEAKER_07:And I'm gonna treat it as an anime because they beat Bahama with power of friendship. I can't even argue.
SPEAKER_05:Because what is Bahama?
SPEAKER_10:A dragon.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, it's a dragon.
unknown:I don't know.
SPEAKER_05:So that turns Cloud into what character?
SPEAKER_15:Natsu. Funny thing, no fairy tale fights from me. Funny thing. How did that happen? There are some great ones, but there is some great ones, but they had no Urzas. I'm not gonna put the one, I'm not gonna put Urza's. No, that that that is that's friendship. I'm not oh I love it, but I'm not I I'm not buying Urza propelling herself with her one good arm that ain't broke to cut a meteor. I give her the feet. I don't never take away a feat, but then she won because her mom killed herself because she can't kill her own kid. So yeah, what the fuck.
SPEAKER_14:Number two.
SPEAKER_02:This one's hard for me. I don't know which to make two, but I'll go with Ichigo for his Ukira.
SPEAKER_05:Auto mention. I I like that fight simply because every time the hero goes dark, full halo. And it's the first time I started to appreciate Orahime as a character.
SPEAKER_15:That's that's where I'm actually weird. I have always like not love, but I've always liked Orohime is hated by a lot of people. It took me three watches of Bleach to get out of the whole Ichigo and Rukia. I was never for it. That's where I'm weird because everyone was for that, and I was never for it.
SPEAKER_17:The first season kind of set it up as like, all right, these two are gonna be something somehow.
SPEAKER_15:Also take into account Rukia is flat as a board or image, has got these motherfuckers, man. So I'm just like, yeah, that's a that's a you thing. Yeah, that's a you thing.
SPEAKER_11:I know.
SPEAKER_17:She has more than just the tits, too. And hopefully we can actually get the sequel series after Thousand Year Blood Ward.
SPEAKER_12:I just I'm just I just need Thousand Year Blood War to animate my Yodowichi ass shot close up from because they don't animate that riot.
SPEAKER_17:Because Bleach does one thing, or at least Tite Kubo.
SPEAKER_02:Tight Kubo. Is it tight kubo? Not Tite?
SPEAKER_12:Tight. I think it's tight. Everyone says tight.
SPEAKER_02:Kubo. Come on.
SPEAKER_17:I'll just go with the last name. Kubo. Gave me something I want from most mangakas. A legacy series.
SPEAKER_16:Where you get the kids of the main characters from the last series. Not to mention Burnwitch. Or no.
SPEAKER_15:Yeah, that's kind of set in the same world almost. Yeah. Great series. I don't have any fights to mention, but I mean Leech has got a lot. Leach has got a lot of good ones, though. Give the man time to write. That was in the year blood war again. That's one of the if you want a fucking anime series where the main character's been manipulated since the day one.
SPEAKER_17:And the whole his whole reason for being is because of the villains. Which is kind of the opposite of main things. When you think of heroes, the only reason you have the heroes is because of the villains.
SPEAKER_12:Well, that's eyes and aura for getting serious.
SPEAKER_05:Why is it still aiming at him? He's not he's not mad anymore.
SPEAKER_14:Number two.
SPEAKER_11:Oh.
SPEAKER_13:Number two?
SPEAKER_11:Say the wrong anime, I'm shooting you.
SPEAKER_12:Say the how would he oh, because I did it once before I mixed up One Piece and fucking Naruto. No, number two. Well, Jay knows this was online, but Luffy and Katakuri is my number two. I also have a little side to show appreciation of Luffy versus Rob Lucci as well. Because that's a forgotten fight now. And but it was peak when it first came out.
SPEAKER_15:You know what's had? What? The rematch? Rematch wasn't nearly as good because Luffy was Luffy was just clowning, this man. He has Toon Force now. Yeah.
SPEAKER_12:He's a Toon.
SPEAKER_15:But Luffy and Katakuri became like a respect one-on-one match, and Katakuri was never even really a villain to begin with.
SPEAKER_12:I love fights like that where it's like, oh, he's not even a villain. He's just protecting his family. He's a doing his own thing.
SPEAKER_15:And I like his design too. But good fight, good sword. Toei actually had good animation for that for once. One Piece has been running so long they phone in a lot of their animation and they phone that shit in. I'm like, Toei, you've been trying to make it look good, bro. Come on, Toei. How are you doing? They do Dragon Ball too. Toei. Toy? Yeah. It's like five. It's not as I mean, they have more time to animate their scenes because of how long they draw it out.
SPEAKER_05:And which studio is doing one of your opnal mentions, I'm surprised hasn't been said every time I said a Dragon Ball thing? Jiren?
SPEAKER_15:Oh, Jiren's aura farming? Fighting fucking Vegeta and Goku at the same time and shit? Like, come on, fight me. What do you guys got? And who the fuck won that motherfucker? Android 17, right? Uh-huh. Yep, because he's still on the motherfucker. Everybody else got fucking sacrificing. He's the one who pushes Jiren off. What? Like that. Not as good, not as good as the Plowkoon timing. I was gonna say it was Plokoon. No, Plakoon's still at your house. That timing was. Oh yeah, he's like, see?
SPEAKER_02:She does die. Die just not like that. Nope.
SPEAKER_06:She's asking for happening.
SPEAKER_16:Ow!
SPEAKER_06:That thing stings. What the fuck? That thing got the power velocity too much.
SPEAKER_02:I'm like, why'd I give the boss back?
SPEAKER_15:It's not like I don't have six more. Oh, I was also very locked in the Luffy Katakuri's fight too in the manga. I was like, every Jay, if I'm sending Jay to spoilers and shit. Bro, bro, this shit came out, bro. The spoilers.
SPEAKER_17:This fucking. Jesus Christ.
SPEAKER_15:It's good. The spoilers. We're gonna read it. We need spoilers. Dude, the spoilers. Oh, you know what? Maybe because the chapters come out in Japan before they come out here, so what happens gets released a couple days ago.
SPEAKER_05:He watches videos on the translations.
SPEAKER_15:Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:What happened?
SPEAKER_15:He does that for another manga that I don't even read, but I appreciate what he tells me. Oh, uh, record of Ragnarok. The title Record of Ragnarok is in my honorable mention because every fight I love. I'm gonna have to watch that season for the uh Tesla.
SPEAKER_03:That fight. I have to come up.
SPEAKER_06:He's gotta watch a Tesla fight.
SPEAKER_16:Other than you, that's probably the only other Serb that I have loved to be.
SPEAKER_12:I have biased because the Serb people he's like a god, basically. So it's unbiased to the Serb people. He is I'm not kidding. He's basically a serb.
SPEAKER_05:He has an understanding of the universe that nobody else will have.
SPEAKER_15:He is basically a saint to Serbian people. I dead ass. I'm not kidding. It's he's worship. Guy's a museum and everything.
SPEAKER_16:If the church didn't hate him, he wouldn't be a saint. He believed in God. Yeah, he believed in God, but the God didn't believe in his creations.
SPEAKER_12:No, that's because they give Edison credit for everything. Edison was Edison was a hack.
SPEAKER_02:It's not a hack. We had Wi-Fi electricity from the guy, and we don't use it.
SPEAKER_16:Because it's all held by the government right now. Maybe not.
SPEAKER_02:No more conspiracy theories. Let's move on.
SPEAKER_15:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Number one.
SPEAKER_15:Wait, did he say his? I believe I did my two. Wait, yeah.
SPEAKER_05:No, we didn't get to his.
SPEAKER_15:Quit letting us go that much on a tangent. No, no, I just I was on Luffy Katakuri, yeah.
SPEAKER_11:Yeah, and then you tangent it off of into Isaac Tesla.
SPEAKER_15:Auto mentions. Damn, honorable. There'll be a time for that. Jinwu Song versus Baru the Ant King. How did I not fucking? I should have just I should have just I should have thought it. I should've. It was pretty good. You had no solo leveling. Nope. It was interesting. Baru vs. Ant King was in the short list, though. It was. It was in consideration.
SPEAKER_11:I want to. I wanted to like have like Mushuko Tensai has a good fight animation, but there's no dominant fight that takes place in there.
SPEAKER_15:And there's not really fights. They're just kind of they're fights, but they're the best one is against the freaking Hydra. I have an honorable mention fight for him. It comes from Makinki. No, fuck that dude.
SPEAKER_05:That's dude.
SPEAKER_11:We might get a couple in the next season. We might, because we will get.
SPEAKER_05:How the hell are they going to make a power?
SPEAKER_15:Well, aren't you? They damn near can end solo leveling in next season. They're not not totally.
SPEAKER_11:No.
SPEAKER_05:Sort of.
SPEAKER_15:They don't got much left.
SPEAKER_05:Sort of.
SPEAKER_11:It's gonna be disappointing when they do it.
SPEAKER_05:They wouldn't lead right into it, would they?
SPEAKER_17:And by it I mean Ragnarok?
SPEAKER_11:Probably.
SPEAKER_17:He knows nothing about that.
SPEAKER_11:Apparently it's not even Canon.
SPEAKER_05:I mean, technically it's kind of built that way in the universe. That's where Baru becomes best character, best fucking character.
SPEAKER_11:But it's not made by I didn't really. Ragnarok is not made by the author.
SPEAKER_15:No? Who's it made by?
SPEAKER_11:Some other person.
SPEAKER_17:I guess. I mean the art is so fucking similar. I didn't even but that's kind of all webtoons, really.
SPEAKER_16:Yep. You look at any webtoon or Korean fucking new thing. The main character is you don't even have to look for spiky hair. It's the face and clothes.
SPEAKER_12:Well, see yeah, I'm I'm I'm excited for season three.
SPEAKER_15:But again, even Matt says, even though I know what happens, but Matt said fucking just because you couldn't help yourself.
SPEAKER_14:He never can.
SPEAKER_15:Well you said after after after Ant King, it kind of goes down a bit.
SPEAKER_06:It's not good, it's not as good anywhere. It's not that it's bad, but it's not, it don't, it it peaked and then it stopped.
SPEAKER_11:Once you get to Jinwoo fighting greed, yeah, it's nothing lives up to anything.
SPEAKER_15:Well, that's where I get Thomas. You know I want Thomas Andre. Yeah. Gotta hate my meme ed. Your what?
SPEAKER_10:He thought of Thomas the Tank engineer.
SPEAKER_15:Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_05:Stop being a diesel.
SPEAKER_02:Oh god. But no, that's where I get I get it. Dean's gonna be surprised that this is my number one. It was me.
SPEAKER_06:Dio. Dio.
SPEAKER_05:Don't turn on versus Dio. Because I had no prior knowledge except for watching the anime itself, that fight was amazing to me.
SPEAKER_17:I wasn't expecting, you know.
SPEAKER_05:The way the show constantly went is like Dio always won. So I wasn't expecting, you know, time powers to be transferred. Star Platinum time stop.
SPEAKER_15:That's a drop. It kind of was. Dio flew in with that goddamn steamroll. You know, that still floors me how that was animated. That was it. No, it's in my honorable mentions. It only lasts like an episode or two. That's the funny. That's the other thing I liked. 50-50 on that. 50-50 on that. If the fight is peak throughout the entirety, let that shit drag. I think it lasts what? 60 episodes? Shit. As much as it as much? Yeah, it depends. It depends. It really depends. The problem was there's a lot of other shit going on while Luffy is fighting Dolflamingo. So it seems like the fight's taking that long, but it's because there's got to be other shit. Same thing with Katakuri. No, well, One Piece did it better than Dragon Ball, as far as that goes.
SPEAKER_17:They cut away from the fight.
SPEAKER_06:They cut away from the fight because there's other shit going on.
SPEAKER_15:So I can understand it in some ways. There's some fights that are like, no, Dragon Ball fights I despise. The other thing that you've made me really appreciate is the powers. Stans to this day is still my favorite power in anime. Still to this day.
SPEAKER_12:We'll always be stands. And Steel Ball Run did get confirmed to come to Netflix. So I'm like, yes. Only Netflix? Yep. Netflix. Fuck.
SPEAKER_06:It'll be a Netflix anime.
SPEAKER_15:Because that's where JoJo is now.
SPEAKER_06:Because Stone Ocean was exclusively on Netflix, and now they've got Steel Ball Run coming up.
SPEAKER_15:Alright. You know, I know nothing about that one, right? I didn't read any of it. That's Johnny Joe Star. That's where he was your plegic. Yep, that's where he was given his power. The powers of stand or uh stand was given to him by Jesus Christ. Because he's a religious zealot. He's a Johnny Joe star is a religious nut.
SPEAKER_12:So a lot, it's a lot to do with Jesus. It's a fucking legendary. That shit is special.
SPEAKER_17:That was my number one, sir.
SPEAKER_16:What do we got from the anime nut number one?
SPEAKER_02:What is this guy's top fight? Not even animated.
SPEAKER_12:Not even animated. Gojo versus Sukuna. Not mad at myself for that. What?
SPEAKER_16:How long it took me to even finish that series? Did you ever finish it?
SPEAKER_15:Technically, no. That's it's it's a perfect, it's 13 chapters, and it's just every chapter's no fight had me more invested. Like, come on, come on, come on.
SPEAKER_12:Every anime you want the two strongest to go at it one-on-one, no holds barred, and they finally did it. Like, thank you, KGA. Thank you so much for giving me that.
SPEAKER_15:Oh my god. And when that the the the rumor is that after season after they get done with season three of Jujitsu Kaisen, Gojo Sukuna is gonna be a movie.
SPEAKER_12:And that is gonna fucking oh good lord. Don't go see that with me. The shirt will probably be on.
SPEAKER_14:As long as it's not the fans.
SPEAKER_05:And he's gonna be wearing a full suit of a button down so everything comes off.
SPEAKER_15:One of my favorite things about that, too, it's underappreciated. Gojo gets released in the prison realm and goes and pulls up on Sukuna and Kenjaku right away, and they just sit there and agree. Like, no, no, no. Let's not do this here. Let's meet at this date, this time, in this location, we're gonna fight one-on-one. Okay. Then they then they go meet up.
SPEAKER_12:And I'm like, these motherfuckers just met up. Like, okay, we're here. All right, let's do this. And then they and they talk shit the whole fucking time. Gojo. Remember, you the challenger here, not me. You the challenge, you challenging me. And I'm like, oh my god, they talking shit, dude. This is only the first chapter.
SPEAKER_15:Yeah, that that I was locked in. I was locked in for that two, three months that fight was going on.
SPEAKER_05:You saying stuff like that just reminds me of you talking about Enma. Enma.
SPEAKER_15:Enma. Talking shit about Wukong. That stupid monkey. Just just that old fight was just pure aura drip, pure aura farming.
SPEAKER_05:It kind of sucks that that prequel didn't, you know, he didn't think of making the prequel before the actual manga. Because it would have been nice to watch that before Ragnarok.
SPEAKER_01:Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_08:Considering his design for Ukon.
SPEAKER_12:Yep, yep. Gojo. It's Gojo. Gojo is the design. Black character is the design.
SPEAKER_15:And the fuck and the fucked up thing about fucking Gojo versus Sukuna as the best thing. Freaking Gage wrote that like, I am gonna destroy the souls of fucking everybody. Because Gojo's like the most popular character. Gojo don't win. How was that sequel, by the way?
SPEAKER_12:World, I love Mojo. Mojo is great.
SPEAKER_15:Again, legacy sequel. Yes!
SPEAKER_12:I do love see Legacies. I love Mojo. I love Mojo Lo. It's uh chapter seven, and I'm like, I'm loving this. I'm getting cooked. He's cooking. Gayge's cooking. And he said he wasn't gonna do no sequel.
SPEAKER_15:I'm like, oh, I got one though. I still want my prequel. Hopefully he does a prequel. It's probably not just him writing it, though, is it? No, he is he's not art. The guy who did Oshinoko is doing the art. He is only Gage's only writing it.
SPEAKER_12:That's part of the reason it got, because he got tired of writing and drawing. Uh-huh. So he's only writing it.
SPEAKER_15:Okay. Was there any your honorable mentions?
SPEAKER_16:I we went through a shit ton just. Yeah, most of them, yeah.
SPEAKER_12:I don't even. God, let me see here.
SPEAKER_16:We even touched mats because of our tangents.
SPEAKER_15:I mean it came up with one. That was the I got a My Hero one on here because I think it's underrated as hell. Endeavor versus high-end Nomu. Endeavor's moment. Because Endeavor is one of my favorite characters. I love his whole arc. It was nice to actually give him a redemption arc. Ship bag. That's one of my favorite things my hero did was Endeavor's whole whole arc. Huh? Redemption arcs? Yeah. What?
SPEAKER_11:With that's the fight started it, and then when they were dealing with Dobby. Dobby.
SPEAKER_13:Yep.
SPEAKER_11:Yep. Toya.
SPEAKER_13:Yeah, that was good too.
SPEAKER_17:That would I I I kept that as his like finished. Yeah.
SPEAKER_15:That was the finish of it. That's one of the ones that Jay finished. Some of them ones he don't finish. You forced me to that one he finished. I like my hero, but I don't say like I don't like my hero like I love GG because I'm joking about it. I'm gonna wait till it I'm gonna wait until I'm gonna go.
SPEAKER_17:It's like, hey, look at this ending. What? No, I don't believe that.
SPEAKER_15:And then I read it, I was saying it was the ending, and I was like, what?
SPEAKER_11:I can't remember if I'm on episode one of season four or five.
SPEAKER_05:The ending was a little, not to mention I have to talk about it to my niece too, so I had to refresh. For some reason, My Hero Academia is huge with kids.
SPEAKER_15:It's the new Marvel and it's inspired by Spider-Man. It's heavily Spider-Man inspired. What Deku's powers is Spider-Man. Yeah, Deku was heavily inspired by Spider-Man. Of his powers. He got Danger Sense and Black Whip. Yep. Spidey Sense. But and a lot of the ones, a lot of the ones I like, kids can't vibe with or watch. Even though we're my shirt. We couldn't have taken her to watch Jameson, man. No. Where's my shirt, Amara? Gojo. I'm like, yes, that's Gojo. How the fuck do you know that? I don't know. I don't know how she knows that one. She don't even yeah, that's too, that's a little dark for her. She don't like my heroes dark at times, but it's always kind of colorful. And the young kids like that colorful shit. I don't hate it, but I like some dark shit too. Like, how can I got killed that shit dark as hell? It would always floor me.
SPEAKER_17:Like, I don't know how I learned things as a kid to versus today's kids where what they know and understand. It is coming from somebody who works in a school. It's like, how the hell do you know that?
SPEAKER_15:Damn, I got fucking three. Okay. I have three black clover fights in my honorable mention. That's how fucking good black clover shit is. Didn't you mention two of them? No, because the one Matt said wasn't I didn't have on here. I have Asta versus Asta and uh Asta and Yami versus uh Dante.
SPEAKER_12:When they first fight Dante. That's her or Yami's like, Asta, I need you here. I can't do this alone. Blah, blah, blah.
SPEAKER_15:Yeah.
SPEAKER_12:Oh, two Asta versus Conrad. That's from the movie. Love it. Love it. Love it. And the other one's from the movie.
SPEAKER_15:Marilona versus Priska funny money. Love that fucking fight. Just because of how it happens. They are fucking.
SPEAKER_12:Conrad brings. I don't know if you watched the movie, Matt. Probably not. This is the Netflix.
SPEAKER_15:But Conrad revives three past Wizard Kings to help him do his bidding and shit. And the kids are jumping. The two of them get jumped by the kids, and they're fighting off the black bulls, and they're they're all teaming up to fight two of them. Mariliona takes the one, Priska, and just fights her. Just no, we're fighting one-on-one. And I'm just like. Jay watched me getting like fucking bricked up the whole fight. Look at this motherfucker's all bricked up watching the first one-on-one. His wife. You mentioned it during the chainsaw movie.
SPEAKER_06:That's because Marilona is just another Dami Mommy.
SPEAKER_15:Yes, yes. Let's go. No, best part when she first introduced Yami. Get out of here now. Wild animal in the building. Get out of here now.
SPEAKER_02:You know what's fucking sad? What? That is JJ's character, right?
SPEAKER_16:That that's who he actually loves. Yami?
SPEAKER_03:Yeah.
SPEAKER_16:Yami the shami. Why do I feel that would actually be his girl? Ooh, J what? Mary Leone? Mary Leone. No, no, no, wait, wait.
SPEAKER_09:I'm confused.
SPEAKER_16:No, no. The one who chases after him in the show. That the fucking Vine Charlotte. Charlotte. Charlotte Rosalie.
SPEAKER_15:I absolutely God damn it. I've been why do I Charlotte isn't I'm even thinking my top five are black clover women in a while? No, it's not the helmet. It's not the helmet. It's not. It's not. She's voiced by that was a joke. It's not.
SPEAKER_12:She's voiced by Colleen Klickenberg. She's voiced by Urza. That's why. That's why.
SPEAKER_06:I'm like, I know that voice anywhere. I can just pick those out.
SPEAKER_05:Oh my god. We have anything else to add before the end here?
SPEAKER_11:No, next one, so next wave of movies, and then we're in Christmas and Rox Machina. That's the plan the rest of the year.
SPEAKER_15:And then I'm Predator.
unknown:Huh?
SPEAKER_11:Well, Predators, the next one. I said Predator's part of the movie run. The last bit of the movie run, and then we've got.
SPEAKER_16:It's funny how you movie run. We don't even know if we're doing one on Running Man.
SPEAKER_15:No, oh yeah, that's the one it's a week later. It's a week later. I for I forgot that with her with a time reset. Yep. That's yeah. The only pro uh I guess you could talk about the Predator and Alien franchise.
SPEAKER_11:I don't already talked about Alien.
SPEAKER_15:Yeah.
SPEAKER_11:Alien Earth came up a little comes up and a little smirk. Talked enough about Alien when we did Romulus.
SPEAKER_16:Yep. That's for different reasons. Sadly, it's the same reason as Barbarian.
SPEAKER_13:Oh my god.
SPEAKER_05:Well come on, Dean. It's uh it's the same scene.
SPEAKER_15:Yeah, that's true.
SPEAKER_05:Just different Villains?
SPEAKER_15:Uh monsters? Monsters. I'm really kind of excited for the damn critical role episode. When is Vox season four four? That's not till next year, right? Okay, so we won't 26?
SPEAKER_16:So are we waiting for the end of Vox mocking a season? No, no, no. No, we're waiting for Mighty Knight.
SPEAKER_15:Because then we can talk about okay, that's a weekly one, right? Which shouldn't have been.
SPEAKER_11:Three then week weekly week.
SPEAKER_06:Okay.
SPEAKER_15:I kinda like that. I do kind of like that. It gives them more time to tell the full story. Yeah. I mean, but versus 12 episodes of 30 versus 12 episodes of 30 minutes.
SPEAKER_17:Kinda. I feel sometimes things are too rust when you only have a 30-minute timeline. Right.
SPEAKER_12:I mean, I can't rushed it too much. Yeah. Besides like Mighty Nine and all of them, I got a few fucking like things coming up that I'm like, God, I'm getting I'm starting to get bombarded here with shit here.
SPEAKER_15:Like Mighty Nine and all that shit. Don't forget your uh Fallout comes out too. Yeah, I know. Yeah, I'm like, ha. Season four. Mighty Nine. Mighty Nine. Um, what's weird weird one I watch that that came out. I watched Fiona and Cake. I love Fiona and Cake. I watched episode one. Some season cake. Because I'm dying. I had to send you that once I seen it. I'm sorry. I as weird as it can look to some people, I defend the fuck out of Adventure Time, man. That was a good fucking story. And with good lore. I defend Adventure Time. Cartoon became poop after that. You're getting saved by your ex slash on again, off again.
SPEAKER_16:That, which is very you.
SPEAKER_15:Tomorrow I have Welcome to Dairy on HP on Max. It.
SPEAKER_16:That's definitely a you think.
SPEAKER_02:I don't know why, but it's not it's not a Hunger Games Lord of the Rings thing is where I did like fall asleep. Look, for some reason, it has never it just it is uh it penny wise and that shit it has never interested me.
SPEAKER_15:Well it's Stephen King, so I'm gonna fucking check it. The lore and stuff like that, I I like, but for some reason when I'm watching it, it's just like I want to know when it like takes place and all that shit because even Matt bring up some things and be like, what the fuck does that take place? What is going on with this timeline?
SPEAKER_12:And it takes place before the events of the first one, apparently. So the 50s? I think it's 60s. I think it's I think it's 60s.
SPEAKER_15:We'll figure it out. Oh, what else do what else do I got? I think it oh, I got Hasbin Hotel season two, right around the corner. I'm like, fabulous. You're gonna watch that with JJ. That damn with some fluff on your chest. A famous porn star. I do that kind of.
SPEAKER_12:I want to see when that release date. October 29th. Oh, yeah, right around the corner. Right around the corner, boy. Like Matt said, Fallout. Ooh.
SPEAKER_15:Early no, I think it's November 7th. It's next weekend. Netflix movie, I really want to check out. The Guillermo del Toro Frankenstein is coming to Netflix. I really want to check that out. Oh, but you're gonna be the only one that watches it. Huh? I'm not gonna be able to watch it. Oh, fuck. You know, JG17 come over. I I don't know if I could. I can't log into Netflix. Yeah, Netflix is the one that's peppermintal. Can we stream it to your TV? I might. I could maybe get away with that, but I was gonna say that's part of the reason I don't I think Netflix is the only one that has that bullshit. I don't know about Macs and all of them, but yeah, I can't. Uh Max, no, as long as you're on your prime, you can stream it anywhere. Yeah, Netflix, you can't no wait. No, you don't have Macs through Netflix. No, I just have Max Max. It's just Macs. So who I don't know. It's not a big deal, but I was just like, fuck. Well, Jay uh Netflix is being so Nazi with that, I don't get it. Like, why? I don't understand.
SPEAKER_05:Because they have 20 households sharing the same account.
SPEAKER_15:Yeah.
SPEAKER_13:I get it to an extent.
SPEAKER_05:But just like the Bay Harbor butcher, they can't prove it.
SPEAKER_12:Yeah. So you can only log in and you can't log, yeah, you can't even log in. What well you can log in, but you gotta pay extra or something.
SPEAKER_02:I don't know how to no, you just have to manage your devices.
SPEAKER_17:You have to prove that it's you. So every time you have to complete a captcha or some shit like that.
SPEAKER_12:Oh, a fucking captcha. A fucking captcha.
unknown:My God.
SPEAKER_17:I couldn't even tell you though, because I ended up buying my own account so I didn't have to use somebody else's.
SPEAKER_12:Yeah.
SPEAKER_17:Because it was bullshit.
SPEAKER_05:Because the whole thing where you can have multiple people using the same account, but you could only have it so many at the same time.
SPEAKER_12:Yeah.
SPEAKER_17:So you couldn't have three people watching from the same account anymore.
SPEAKER_15:Well, didn't you? I remember when you all you'd be at Netflix at the house, you'd have like a million names up there. Your mom have a name.
SPEAKER_05:Well, we would all have our own thing because we'll all watch different fucking things. Amara would sometimes share a mind to watch the anime.
SPEAKER_12:Yeah.
SPEAKER_17:But my mom would watch shit like uh not dancing with the stars, the dance moms and all that, all those reality TVs.
SPEAKER_12:Yeah, you'd have all that shit on your fucking like, what the fuck?
SPEAKER_17:What is all this? So we couldn't do that.
SPEAKER_16:So my mom got her own thing, the sister got her own thing. We ended up all paying for our own accounts anyway. Right, right.
SPEAKER_15:All right, everyone. This has just become random bullshit time. So it's always bullshit with it. We'll see you next time. Have another random bullshit episode. Another random bullshit episode. Just kidding.
