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The New Fantastic Four: Marvel's First Family Returns
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Step into the swinging '60s with Marvel's First Family in their triumphant MCU debut! The Fantastic Four delivers a refreshing take on Marvel's iconic superhero team that manages to honor their comic book roots while carving out exciting new territory.
Pedro Pascal's Reed Richards leads with a fatherly wisdom that sometimes overshadows his scientific genius, while Vanessa Kirby absolutely shines as Sue Storm, delivering perhaps the most compelling and powerful portrayal of the Invisible Woman we've seen on screen. Joseph Quinn captures Johnny Storm's cocky yet likable persona with perfect comedic timing, and Ebon Moss-Bachrach brings surprising depth to Ben Grimm/The Thing.
What truly sets this film apart is its commitment to cosmic storytelling. Galactus arrives as a proper world-devourer rather than the amorphous cloud from previous adaptations, creating a threat that feels genuinely universe-spanning. The introduction of baby Franklin Richards and his reality-altering powers opens fascinating possibilities for the MCU's future, potentially setting up universe-changing events in upcoming installments.
The film's 1960s aesthetic might initially seem jarring, but it quickly becomes an integral part of its charm, allowing for a visual identity distinct from other MCU offerings. Classic comic elements like the Fantasti-Car and the team's signature powers are realized with impressive special effects that balance spectacle with character moments.
From cosmic battles to family bonds to a tantalizing Doctor Doom tease, this film reminds us why the Fantastic Four earned their title as Marvel's First Family. Whether you're a longtime fan or new to these characters, this adventure offers something special. Have you seen it yet? Tell us your favorite character moment!
Hello everyone, welcome to the Night Fallsville Podcast review of Fantastic Four. I was about to say you did it wrong. All you had to do was just open it. Nope, I knew Matt would end it with a. So that's making him think the movie was bad. No, not the case. Here's the thing. His ah is I'm actually a fairy. Your ah is ooh, it's like a ah. It's that friend again. It's that friend again, and you're Kif. No, you are Kif. No, I don't have any. I don't have any. Maybe she's with Fry. I know it ain't me. So, kif, I made it with a woman.
Speaker 1:Informed of men, informed of men Jerry, that's not me Speaking of womanizers. Johnny, he always was my favorite character. I was very worried. I'm like, oh, don't ruin Johnny. Okay, he's still good.
Speaker 1:I love Joseph Quinn. You know what they did that I really like. They made him like you Act stupid, but he's actually really fucking smart. I figured it out. It was a woman. I'm inspired by this woman. To figure out her language, make fucking language. They had to take a second for you to figure out it. Yep, speaking of, I don't know what they did. He's already told you that many times. Yeah, but he's. The problem is. You gotta play the NPC, you gotta roleplay with him. You gotta remember. I can do the math Just 9 times out of 10, jj's already done it for me, so my brain shuts off. I just roll the dice and let him look At this point. Oh, fantastic Four. Why didn't D&D come up again? Son of a bitch? Oh, Obviously spoilers.
Speaker 1:Rachel was in the movie I could have scored. She's supposed to be blind, or is that just recent iterations in a cartoon? Could be, could be. I was asking Wikiman mainly because I thought I don't know if she's always blind. Oh, this one, she's a kindergarten teacher, or just a teacher. Possibly Jewish, because that was a synagogue. Possibly Jewish, because that was a synagogue. Possibly Jewish because that was a synagogue. If I remember, she actually is in the comics Jewish. Actually, quite a few people on Yancey Street in the comics are, yeah, yancey Street.
Speaker 1:I thought I would have an issue with the damn. I thought the 60s aesthetic would annoy me, but you get used to it, it's fine after a while. That was one of the things in the trailer. I'm not sure if I'm thought the 60s aesthetic would annoy me, but you get used to it, it's fine After a while. That was one of the things in the trailer. I'm like I'm not sure if I'm feeling this 60s aesthetic vibe, but when you watch the movie it's fine, it fits. Yeah, I love that.
Speaker 1:The movie kind of did what Superman did. It didn't have a theme, a soundtrack. Really I like that. It was kind of Well, you can't really call it condensed because they fucking went to space, but it was Fantastic Four, new York and Galactus.
Speaker 1:It was more. It wasn't necessarily like multiverse, there wasn't a million fucking things going on, it was them. Galactus, no, they talked about the multiverse. Yeah, a little bit. How Galactus is multiversal. Yeah, the power of Cosmic, that Diversal. Yeah, the power of Cosmic, that I'm ready. You're waiting for that to fucking be. Yes, it needs to go to Spider-Man so he can be Captain Universe. It's going to happen. It's going to happen and you can't see that movie. Who do you want first what? Captain Universe or Phoenix? Well, I'm biased as Captain Universe, I'm going to get Phoenix. Jesus, well, I'm biased as Captain Universe, I'm gonna get for you. You only want Captain Universe because the powers usually end up with Spider-Man at one point. That's gonna be legendary. That'll be great.
Speaker 1:I actually dug the casting of every character. I, pedro, being the one that you kind of had the. I think everyone else was perfect. I think Vanessa Kirby was great as Sue, joseph Quinn as Johnny. I forget the guy who played Thing's name, but he was perfect as Thing. I have to. He was off of the bear, wasn't he? Yeah, well, matt would be the one to ask. I can't. That's hard, though, because I have an extreme bias to Michael Chiklis, thing from the old movies. I thought he was going to make a cameo or something, but still great.
Speaker 1:Well, after you watched the movie, how'd you feel about the beard? Fine, I like how he's got a fucking saw trimmer grinder. Yeah, oh fuck, I, uh, I'm not agreeing with Matt to one minor critique. Oh fuck, I, uh, I'm not agreeing with Matt to one minor critique. Them suits are very woolly. Them suits are like they made of wool. They kind of look very fluffy and woolly. It was the 60s man. Yeah, I know, reed was almost turned into spaghetti again. You mean, rub band man. I thought he was going to flick him off. I had died. I really thought he was going to.
Speaker 1:That only happens in humorous movies. We got a proper Galactus, who's not a cloud. So I have two things. But as children and growing up this way, we not a cloud. So I have two things. But as children and growing up this way, we fear the cloud. Nah, I'm a true Midwesterner. I go out there and stare it in the face. I have two things that I borderline dislike.
Speaker 1:Galactus was very dark in a movie that was very bright. You wanted Galactus to be colorful, more purple, more purple. It was very purple, very dark. Dark was dark. It was like DC shot the Galactus scenes. Dark as fuck. That's how fucking dark his colorization was. That joke don't work, no more. Because Superman how colorful that bitch was, never mind, that joke's dead. Snyder, snyder, that joke's dead. I don't know why. I went scientific, but shouldn't his face have been more pale? I mean, for someone who never sees the fucking sun, yeah, I don't know if that's ever true. Just balls of light surrounded by balls of light. Who was playing him? Ralph Innocent. I swear to god, that was the same voice of Galactus in the 90s cartoon.
Speaker 1:I don't know if it was, but it sounded very fucking simple, even because the plot was kind of spoiled. But I like how they kind of kept that very traditional comic story of him wanting Franklin. That was a very just, traditional, like, let's make this a very traditional comic story. When Franklin's older, he's going to make Galactus his herald. Yep, it's like, you're my herald now, galactus. On the plus side, galactus doesn't have to feed until he was right in need. Yep, yep, yep.
Speaker 1:The other thing I don't know, how do you picture Mole man in your head? What do you think of him from the comics? He's like a kind. He's Danny DeVito. In a way he's very I'm not going to say Danny DeVito, because in my mind Danny DeVito's not ugly, but that was just a normal-ass dude. He just looked like a normal-ass dude.
Speaker 1:Hauser yeah, it's great to take away that from the film. Hey, look, it's a Hauser. He's got the nose. And look at Sue doing her thing. That was going to be my joke, talking to all the villains and turning them. Good, somehow, I just I was going to make the joke in the car. See, this is why you cannot mess with a quality mama bear. She will battle Solo a god just to protect Baby. I'm like damn, sue's like man, fuck this. What the fuck? Fucking Raven brought her back to life. Franklin, I'll save you, mom. No, mommy, don't die. And when he fucking actually does succeed. He claps his hands. That was fucking hilarious to me.
Speaker 1:I'm not sure that baby was ever real. No, every time he was in the thing's hand you could see it was CG. Any time he the whole Supervival scene. He was real, or was it real? There were actually some scenes, like when they were on the balcony one leg had clothing, the other leg did not, and that wasn't just a sock-off. Which One leg had clothing, the other leg did not, and that wasn't just a sock off, which would have been hilarious if they did with a baby, because they fucking do that all the goddamn time. Mm-hmm, it'd have been nice if that was a small detail they decided to throw in. For the most part, I thought the CG is really cool.
Speaker 1:I'm not sure what they did with Galactus, though, because I've seen set pictures. Ralph had a suit on and stuff. I'm not sure what they did with Galactus, though, because I've seen set pictures. Ralph had a suit on and stuff. I'm not sure what they did with him. Yeah, vig was still using his face, but he was still full CGI. Yeah, I really have to figure out. If he did the voice, I'll find it.
Speaker 1:What else you got to add? Galactus ain't dead. He's off somewhere. I wonder where he went. The Galactus ain't dead, he's off somewhere. I wonder where he went. The edge of the universe, just him. He don't got a ship. He could be out there just floating. Holy Dr Dunes. Funniest thing though, I was still sitting there watching him. I wonder if there's a little man in there somewhere. You thought they would do that. I was like is there a little guy in there somewhere? He did talk about how he used to be one, which was kind of nice. I used to be tiny. Oh, you used to be tiny Galactus. Okay, tony J. Tony Jay, he sounded very familiar, so I give that guy credit. He definitely brought the nostalgia in my brain right there for galactus's voice.
Speaker 1:Well, the thing is and no, we're not going to get a direct. Well, we're getting a direct follow-up with Doomsday, but it's not. We're not getting a solo Fantastic Four follow-up, we're getting a gigantic team-up bumfuck movie. I will never understand that formula. Bumfuck, here's a bunch of shit. Sequels. Be getting shafted, unless you're fucking Spider-Man.
Speaker 1:You've heard his voice a lot, have we? What else do we got? He's listed as narrator in a lot of fucking video games. That would make sense, probably a bunch of 90s projects. Eh, I'm in the 2000s still. Oh, even better, when I could actually rent video games. Recess, schools out, dr Rosenthal, buzz Lightyear of Star Command, bleh, yep. Oh, for fuck's sakes, I just revealed my age. Austin Powers, the spy who shall? That was a video game. Narrator voice Spy who Shall? That was a video game. Narrator Voice Uncredited. Timon and Pumbaa TV Series yeah. American Tail, the Rugrats Movie oh jeez. Narrator Rugrats Movie.
Speaker 1:Dr Lipschitz, the names, master of the Game in the Jumanji TV series dang, I vaguely fucking remember that. Now he was in the Mighty Ducks. He, what he was the fucking dragon dude, wasn't he? Uh, uh Rath. It says Yep, uh. Spider-man, the animated series he was Baron Mordo Rath. Sol Vaan in Superman, the last son of Krypton oh jeez, he was the voice of Frollo in Hunchback of Notre Dame. Reginald in All Dogs Go to Heaven. Oh, boy Gargoyles, he was the voice of Anubis Get it, yeah. Narrator in Animaniacs yeah, yeah, I think they still use them, or did they switch? I didn't watch the second season, unfortunately.
Speaker 1:He'd been in a lot 189 acting credits, great guy. Now, how about our new Galactus? Do we recognize him from anything? He was in Game of Thrones. Game of Thrones. I know him, you're in Game of Thrones. You're probably pretty good. Let's see what you got. The guy who played him in the movie Rolf, apparently from Game of Thrones I mean, he was in Nosferatu Nosferatu, the horny vampire movie Mm-hmm, one of the villagers, probably God. It feels like a year back already. We've seen that in December. Feels like a year back already. We've seen that in December.
Speaker 1:Oh, what Is it? A face slap, face palm kind of thing? Oh, for Dean, it's a face palm for Dean. I mean, what do we always make Dean face palm with Traps so he walks into those himself? Oh, he was technically in the Northman, the North. No, he's the Ralph Innocent is the voice of Kevdak from Legends of Lox Machina.
Speaker 1:That okay, other trap. Yeah, hey, I actually killed him with this one. Vox Machina that okay, other trap Got a trap. Hey, I actually killed him with this one. Oh, no, because you know how much he loves a certain character, right, I was like you're going to end up fucking watching Mighty Knight before you ever finish Vox Machina, aren't you? I already told him he's going to love her mom more. He had to tell me that too. Okay, fits his ideal stereotype Red-headed, red-teethling woman.
Speaker 1:That's what he always asks for. Who sleeps around with people for money, for money. Let's copy Jester. Her mother sleeps around with people for money, for money. It's copying Jester. She sleeps around, her mother sleeps around for people with money, and as the voice of an angel, I don't know who's voicing her. Yet she didn't have one.
Speaker 1:They gave us casting announcements, speaking of which that casting shit is iconic as fuck. I'll bring that up too. We stopped talking about the movie already. I'm waiting for another.
Speaker 1:I was going to make a Johnny reference, but then we started talking more about 99. I mean, for the most part, you were willing to spend money to sleep with the woman of your dreams. Yeah, it's how hyper-focused you are on the things you like. For the most part, to spend money to sleep with the woman of your dreams. Yeah, it's how hyper focused you are on the things you like solving alien languages, going outer space yep, why do you keep calling her sexy she is? I still wonder what they did with her, though they probably just painted her. They do that a lot.
Speaker 1:No, she wore a green suit. What's a green suit? Sometimes they just paint them off. The actor for Ben. He just wore a green suit in those scenes there were times they just paint them off. You know, the excellent movie Jennifer Lawrence was painted.
Speaker 1:Marvel does not do practical effects anymore, it's all CG times, they just paint them up. You know, remember the excellent movie Jennifer Lawrence was painted. Every fucking Marvel does not do practical effects anymore, it's all CG. Why do I think Jennifer Lawrence had issues playing Mystique all the time. She had to go get painted every fucking day to play her. That's because you can't have a practical Mystique without having bot paint or the scales. Yeah, you try to CG that you. That doesn't fucking Mystique without having bot paint or the scales. You try to CG that. It doesn't work. No, she painted Roku for Yondu too. He had from the middle of his chest up painted. Yeah, that's one thing. One was his, at least from elbow to his hands. They painted him too. For most, yeah, they painted him too. For most part, the effects were pretty good.
Speaker 1:I like the powers all look good. Well, ben things'. Powers are not hard to fuck up, that's not hard. Fantastic was stretchy. I do have something to say about that. What? Why the fuck did you change Ms Marvel's powers? If you can do that, ms Marvel, why the fuck did you change Ms Marvel's powers? If you can do that, Ms Marvel? Yeah, oh, you're making a reference. I thought you got her and Sue mixed up for a second. No, no, I'm like the fuck, I did not pull a usual me, I'm like that threw me all off for a second. Huh, she doesn't have her own superhero name yet. Yeah, she still goes by Ms Marvel, whereas the Ms Marvel is now Captain Marvel.
Speaker 1:She uses her rank, turn shit invisible, make force fields. Hey, that was a hefty fucking force field that pushed Galactus. Probably the most unbelievable part to me is that she did it by herself, but that's outside of the. No, she's done that before in the comics and that Even I was a little okay. Okay, overpowering Sue a little bit here I'm a feet guy and you're a little bit, little bit Not going to hurt the movie at all, but a little bit. Hey, she didn't fully do it by herself, she had help. I'm going to tell you right now I want me to.
Speaker 1:Johnny was depowered too. He can go supernova, notice this getting into my wheelhouse now. I was actually weirded out that they actually did a reverse flare where he sucked up the flames. That's no secret. That was just a little snippet. Yeah Well, no, he can. That motherfucker got locked in hell and sold his whole game to the Horde of Hell. For once Johnny's got feets. I love Johnny, but yeah, the casting was good.
Speaker 1:You waiting for the thing to fucking knock out Hulk. Now they fight all the time. Those would be classic. I wonder if that's gonna. They do much Heroes Fighting Heroes stuff really. Every once in a while they do it, but it's not often Like. The most we got of that was in Civil War and Spider-Man fought Doctor Strange a little bit. In no Way Home. Other than that, you don't get much Hero Fighting Hero. Civil War is the biggest time you got heroes fighting hero shows, unless you count Age of Ultron when Hulkbuster came in.
Speaker 1:Jay, don't bring that up, because it's the Hulk. They don't care. Go to sleep. Fine, I'll go to sleep. You guys don't need me. You only needed me for the movie. I bought the tickets. That probably knocks Jay's whole point and I actually like I'm an age Ultron defender. Jay's probably like that hurts age of Ultron for me because, again, hulk's a fucking mind controlled Hulk usually fucking snaps out of shit. Every iteration of Hulk is drawn back by the writers even when we get super fucking fantastic storylines is drawn back by the writers. Yeah, mm-hmm, even when we get super fucking fantastic storylines, he just gets Fantastic. I like that.
Speaker 1:The final fight was kind of a mind game. You hit a button and you just press it every time you hear the word. We already talked about getting a soundboard. I like that. I like that the final fight was a little more kind of mind game-y instead of like brawn, because they're not going to flat out beat Galactus. So I like that.
Speaker 1:They had a plan that just okay, let's get them. Yeah, they kind of did at the end. Let's get them out of here. Yeah, out-muscled them at the end. Yeah, Both Johnny and the thing.
Speaker 1:Can Johnny and the thing? Can we punch him? Can we fight it One of one without Silver Surfer, though? I'll sacrifice myself Actually, they use the term sacrifice herself, but I don't know if she's even gone. Well, she can breathe in space, johnny can't, yeah. That's why he said frankly and I love him yeah, but she can breathe in space, yeah, so His powers barely work without oxygen. I say barely, because he does mutate to a point where he can use it without.
Speaker 1:I thought I was going to hate Silver Surfer, but you get used to it as the movie goes on. I thought it was fine. It's not classic, it's not classic Surfer, but it's fine. It's just Disney making changes that didn't necessarily be changed Not necessarily, but oh no, it's Surfer, but it's fine. It's just Disney making changes that didn't necessarily be changed Not necessarily, but oh no, it's Surfer. Again, here he is.
Speaker 1:I forgot the Earth, number 818. For what? They gave the Earth, the Fantastic Four's Earth, a number. It was right at the beginning of the movie and you forgot it. Were we there yet? No, you walked up after. Were we there yet? No, you walked up after. So we can't help you, I know, because sometimes those numbers are a little significant. It was actually kind of hilarious that every time they did somewhat of a time skip in the movie it was always four, four days, four months, four years. Oh, you mean like Superman? Yeah, specifically, we're going to use this number and we're sticking with it. It's easy, except for when they came back from space a month later. Should have been four months, which wouldn't have made any sense. No, they wanted the citizens to believe why she had a baby, already A baby. Well, she was almost determined space. It's a month later. The baby was born. Here's the baby.
Speaker 1:Why is Reed Richards the smartest dumb person ever? That's the smartest dumb person ever. That's the thing. The smarter you are, you're still stupid. Yeah, let's tell the entire world that Galactus wanted your son and nobody's gonna overreact. And that was some shit. I'm like no, don't tell him that. You know, the weirdest thing about that is In all the iterations that fits the 60s Fantastic Four perfectly, because Reed never lied to the Sissons. I'm not saying it's. I accept that being Reed it doesn't mean it's the smartest Dumb. So dumb he was still distraught himself. He damn near lost his wife Right then and there, and then later in the movie, what happened?
Speaker 1:I'm surprised he was able to cope with that right in that moment. Putting the baby out there instead of walking away, that's what the baby wanted. He was doing what the baby wanted. At that point he wasn't thinking yeah, baby, come on. He still thought the baby didn't have powers. The baby used his fucking psychic powers to Put me down there. Put me down there, put me on. Mom Baby's smarter than Reed Richard is. He eventually does become smarter than Reed.
Speaker 1:I know that's the sad part, but that's also groomed by Doom. I can't wait till he has a nice room and a girl. Well, we just saw at the end of the movie grooms doom's grooming him right now. Yeah, oh yeah. We gotta stop calling it that. Right, I don't care, I was about to say stop using the term groom. Please stop it, do it's icky? Oh, doom. Oh, he had his mask. So the baby was just like God damn, that's Robert Downey Jr. Kid was like God damn, I assume it's Robert Downey Jr. Just some random stunt double. That's what usually happens when they're hiding it. I want to see the director. Now. Doom's not in our movie. What the fuck was that at the end? I don't know who that was. Just I don't know who that was, just a guy in a green trench coat. It was Mole man.
Speaker 1:I quit MCU. Why did I go Russian there? I quit MCU. I quit that would fuck with you so much. You gotta go west a little bit more. What West? A little more From Russia? You gotta go west a little bit more.
Speaker 1:Latveria, oh dear hey, one of the funniest scenes when they're in a little basic UN meeting Latveria Nobody there. Who the fuck is he going to send as an ambassador? It's like a Doombot. Is it a Doombot? A Doombot, it's a Doombot. You would have creamed your pants if you saw a fucking Do through his shit. He just sends his Doom bots to do it because they're almost as strong as him. Go do it, doom bots, and he don't do shit. Doom's great, doom's awesome. No, he's just sitting in his chair. Except, like I said, except that comic where Spider-Man thought he kidnapped Mary Jane and Spider-Man was in Vladveria fucking about her Doom bots and Doom had to come out.
Speaker 1:I didn't take her, bro. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You want Tom to say something like that to annoy him. No, it ain't gonna be that, because it's gonna be seen as fake. Mr Stark, that's a scene everyone wants. Peter's got to see his face. That's not the metal mask I'm used to you wearing. Yeah, mr Stark, who are you Writing the jokes for Marvel?
Speaker 1:Because you know they're going to go the same routes? I'm not, oh God, you make it super cheesy, super cheesy. So, if the rumors are to be true, the X-Men are in that universe, which makes no sense because it's in New York, unless they're literally doing the Manchester part, I'm still gonna be fucking facepalm. I hope it's good, because it's a story I've wanted for. I'm gonna facepalm through the whole Avengers Boomsday because I'm like this is where you're giving me Avengers vs X-Men Right here in the middle of a fucking Captain America Civil War.
Speaker 1:That was okay, that's in my top 5. Come on, I love that movie. That's in top 5. Yes, but it was called Captain America. Yeah, but they had to use Cap was the best place to use that. Cap was the best place to use Civil War. It could have been two movies yeah, but Cap was the best spot to use. I was happy. Used civil war. It could have been two movies yeah, but Cap was the best spot to use. I was happy, but it set up two movies. But it set up two movies. Yeah, you definitely would have made more money splitting it. They didn't care about that point. They were making bank everything they were doing. Yeah, because their story actually still fit Civil War, though still, I will always I'm sorry this is, I will always remember Civil War because the last trailer was the one they revealed Spider-Man and it just blew up the internet and I was like that's actually, I made a coming face. I'm surprised. You know your own coming face.
Speaker 1:What are you looking in the mirror at yourself. I've been in your room. You do not have that type of ceiling. Ah, guess what you're calling Taking pictures of. I've been in your room. You do not have that type of ceiling. Ah, what are you Guess what you're calling Taking pictures of yourself? I think, oh God, that's the trap from, uh, green Bay he's thinking about. Ah, that's the last image I get. No, the trap from Green Bay is still haunting my nightmares. Beep, beep. That wasn't a trap. No, the trap from Green Bay is still haunting my nightmares. Beep, beep. That wasn't a trap.
Speaker 1:You missed the funniest part of that whole thing. No, you were awake. You said I was trying to sleep and it started beeping my eyes open. I had a very awkward eye contact with Matt for a second and then he got up and started fucking with it. He had the look of such annoyance in his eyes it was funny as hell. I was gonna try and sleep through it. I couldn't have eye contact with any of you guys. I was on the floor. I couldn't. I couldn't deal with that. Oh, my god.
Speaker 1:Thank god he got us a room Holy fuck, a supposedly more expensive room, which makes no sense because they're all the same that I did not get charged for, thank god. I'd have been calling quick and saying what's this $3,000 charge? Matt's clutching, what the fuck? But um, even he's doing a Pepsi. Hey, look at that, we're product placing. Says that, with the lays already on the table, we are super proud. Hey, I'm squaring a big obnoxious can of the dry ginger ale soda. Hey, product placement. So what, sean? It was just a big sundrop product placement. It's the town soda. Oh God. Well, I loved all the villain name drops we got. Yeah, a whole bunch of. We didn't show all of them, no, budget reasons, budget reasons, you can't imagine having to cast all them.
Speaker 1:So you cut John Malkovich out of the second MCU movie. He was ever a part of. Who was he supposed to be the Thinker? No, he was the. They even said his name. He's the guy who was controlling the areas Red Ghost. Oh, that's bullshit. They put his name in the fucking movie, but they cut his actual scene out. That's bullshit. Yes, yes, what you got against John. You gave fucking Mole man all his scenes and lines. Yeah, because he became a plot device in the movie. So you had to give Mole man. To be fair, I actually did appreciate the fact that they put subterranean in there, because that ended up being a tourist destination in the comics. Fun fact in the cancelled Spider-Man 4, with fucking Raimi Valkovich was in line to play Vulture Fun fact. I would have loved it, but we got Michael Keaton, so I'm fine, which was phenomenal. Yeah, well, he's exchanged one set of wings for another.
Speaker 1:Who Nate hates? Who Nate hates Shit? Who Nate hates Michael Keaton? No, the high-tech vulture. This manager, I need to have a talk with him, do you though? Yes, I need to. Does he just not like Spider-Man? No, part of this is him fucking with me. I swear to God. Oh Fuck, I stopped trying to appease Nate a long time ago. I saw that.
Speaker 1:Well, there are certain things that are pretty unanimously. This is the Steelers guy, right? Yes, okay, it makes more sense than I want it to. He's got Aaron Rodgers, he good, he's not rooting for the Steelers anymore, he's rooting for Mike Tomlin, what it's, so he doesn't have to cheer for Rogers. Like I said, it makes more sense than I want it to, oh man. So here's a question, though. Well, let's see.
Speaker 1:I'm pretty sure unanimous that Vanessa Kirby's the best invisible woman we've had. We've had three. It's Kirby, maybe not the hottest, but probably the best. Oh, jessica Alba's, just In terms of portraying the character. I gotta say Kirby, because she was kind of. Who was the middle one in that fucking bullshit one? Mara, kate Mara, and that crashed-has-dummy-do, dummy, doom 1.
Speaker 1:That was my birthday movie. I'm offended. Still. I'm going to remember that when I die. That was my birthday movie. That was Killmonger Human Torch. Yeah, he got his redemption arc. Here's one Now he's in fucking everything.
Speaker 1:Was Joseph Quinn a better Johnny? Well, that's one of your personal friends with Ryan Coogler at this point. Yeah, okay, no, no, no. Here's my personal feelings. Was Quinn better than?
Speaker 1:Was Joseph Quinn? A better Johnny Storm than Chris Evans? That's not what you were looking for. Very true, very true that one's a little closer. Here's my personal feelings on him. I'm kind of.
Speaker 1:I feel he was emanating Chris. Yeah, if you listen to his voice, he was going for the same tone, the joke delivery, everything. He was trying to emanate his childhood through Chris, because he was a child watching that fucking movie. What we got is his version of Chris. But I think Evans is funnier. It's naturally more funny. I could see that too, but he's had more experience with it. That's a coin toss, the only thing I know. It's naturally more funny. I could see that too, but he's had more experience with it. Evans has done that's a coin toss. I love both. The only thing I know Quinn from is Stranger Things, and I haven't even watched it. Eddie Munson, you've seen him in something else I have. Yes, oh, yeah, that's right. Were you not entertained? Not entertained, that's right. Yeah, he's the fucking emperor. Yeah, love it.
Speaker 1:The one that was murdered, instead of yeah, instead of the one that had syphilis and had his loins infected. No, he became. You were a part of that orgy? I was not. No, but they're both superheroes. I'm not a part of every orgy in Rome, you think? I'm just that. Every single fucking one. Ironically, they're both superheroes. Now, damn it, they both are.
Speaker 1:Yeah, syphilis one is chameleon, syphilis one. Oh my God, that chameleon was so forgettable, unfortunately, no, that whole movie is kind of forgettable, sadly, but I still could watch it and laugh at it. Okay, so I can remember Craven himself, but his brother, which was actually a whole subplot of the movie, uh-huh. The only thing I liked was they gave him that ridiculously just to-a-tee comic. Look at the end, hey, chameleon, look at you Now. So yeah, that one's close. Hey, chameleon, look at you Now. So yeah, that one's close. That's a coin toss.
Speaker 1:Now, was the new one better than Michael Chiklis? Oh, that's too tough. In terms of look, yes, because it looked pretty good comparably. Yep, yep, chiklis had that damn voice. So that's the.
Speaker 1:I think Chiklis said his clobbering time better. He actually wanted to say it too, but both refused to say it for a while. It's a gimmick. No, I don't say that it's in the cartoon. I would have been happier if he didn't say it and just said cannonball again. Honestly, that was a better fit for cannonball than it was clobbering time. I am, I'm really torn.
Speaker 1:That one's hard, because Chickless is just the nostalgia of grabbing. But Chickless did that rocky voice so well. It just. Here's the hard one, the best read. That is hard.
Speaker 1:First one what's his name? Ian, something. I forgot his full name, but Ian something. Really, this is going to sound weird coming from me, but it was only one movie, but I would have loved to see Krasinski in a full movie. It's fantastic. Are you knocking him just because he wasn't read long? Yes, okay, I'm not going to base him off of five minutes and we both remember him as spaghetti the Flash got to him what you can't knock me for bringing that back.
Speaker 1:Nice, turning it all the way back to Mike Payton, I didn't think Payton, and that's one thing. I will give the shitty Fantastic Four that they did. I like Miles Teller a lot as an actor. I don't think he was a horrible young Reed. That was one thing about that movie that was okay. Here's the problem with his Reed. His Reed was supposed to turn into the bad Reed, the ultimate Reed, the one that took over the fucking universe. I still can't forgive that movie, the one responsible for our current ultimate universe. I still can't forgive that movie, the one responsible for our current ultimate universe. Yeah, I still can't forgive that movie for turning Doom into a crash test. The only thing I can thank him for right now is Ultimate Spider-Man. Yep, yep. Someone has to explain to me, because I thought it was okay, but I'm not disagreeing.
Speaker 1:But Pedro seemed okay, or does Pedro just look a little different as Reed? I'm trying, I want, because Matt, still, he wasn't a big. He's not big on Pedro as Reed. I don't think his tone of voice sounds like how Reed should, being a brainiac he was, so he has such a dad voice where it sounds like he's talking to you as a father more than he sounds like you mean like he's dumbing everything down for you. Yeah, yeah, that is something. I did get that feeling. I just think his delivery is more dad-like than it's supposed to be, like nerdy or whatever. However, it's supposed to be brainiac. I'm not sold, but he's fine, I can agree. I can only cast him because he is a dad.
Speaker 1:They have to keep the meme going of the magic child. They're going to keep doing this shit. Magic baby Damn it, pedro. All these magic kids, computer-generated baby, magic baby. Wait, pedro was Pedro, was Maxwell Lord in 1987, right, oh yeah, magic Baby.
Speaker 1:He hates the look. He hates seeing himself without facial hair. He hates seeing himself without facial hair. He never shaved his beard again. He hates seeing himself without facial hair. Damn, that's like me.
Speaker 1:And in that one he didn't have a magic kid. No wonder it didn't work out. But he had a kid. Yeah, he had a kid. I've only seen him in role one where he wasn't a kid or didn't have a kid Yet. What was that? Didn't have a kid Yet. What was that?
Speaker 1:Game of Thrones, oh shit, I don't want to bring this up. No, I don't want to bring this up. God damn it. No, bella Ramsey was in Game of Thrones, oh no, yeah, oh no, oh God, she's coming to the MCU. Oh, are you trying to get a jab at me? Hey man, you should watch the show now. No, I'm not. I'm just saying, oh boy, don't you look at the fan cast for Bella Ramsey? She already was. I can't remember who it was.
Speaker 1:Modok Wow, that's a meme. I stole that from a meme. I can't take full credit of it. It's her face, but it's MODOK. I can't take credit because I she gave a throw. Yes, that's who I thought it was going to be. That's who I thought it was. When you brought it up, I thought that's who it was. Bella Ramsey's fan cast who? I gotta go. I gotta know. Can you pray? Oh God, no, no, no, I'd rather have Elliot back. Look at his comments. It's just like oh no. Cast the person who fucking killed Pedro as Kitty. That would work better. Caitlin, yes, oh God, I have nothing against her personally as an actor. Bella Ram yes, no, the memes I am on record saying the internet is meaner.
Speaker 1:The internet has to fucking die down before you give her anything else, please. There is too Okay. That's another thing. There is too much motherfucking hate on the internet. Oh, it's bad.
Speaker 1:We went into this movie thinking it was gonna be real mid and it turned out to be a good movie. Okay, we love it. We don't love love, but it was good. This is another. I still think it was mid for Marvel. Eh, there was some feels. Mid for Marvel. Eh, eh, there was some feels. The only reason it felt mid for Marvel is because it's so fucking late in the game. Yeah, and Marvel's give us a lot of stinkers lately, so it's kind of Marvel's we're getting.
Speaker 1:The faith is trying to build up again. That's. The problem is that we're inching closer to the hump. The guy I listened to said best Marvel movie of the year, or it's fucking low. I mean MCU peaked with probably Endgame Everyone loves Endgame. And then you had some little decent movies, some after Endgame, but it's down, down. And then fucking Guardians 3 and no Way Home came to prop it up again, and then again For our two Avengers movies that we're supposedly getting at whatever time they feel like. Actually, really, I think our next movie is Doomsday. Yeah, yeah, it had damn near no build up. Doomsday had no build up. Yeah, this has like no build up. The one movie we technically have for build-up for this happening was Fantastic Four. Then you're going into an Avengers movie. If you want to get very technical, you can add Thunderbolts onto that. Yeah, you have almost no build-up to Doom, which was actually something else I didn't like.
Speaker 1:At the end of this movie, nothing was explained. What do you mean? Nothing was explained. Oh, remember the end of Thunderbolts, the end credits scene? Oh, the ship going in? Yeah, they didn't really touch on that. What that was actually. No, that's been addressed, because they said that scene was shot on the set of Doomsday.
Speaker 1:That might be them coming. They addressed that in an article, but they didn't explain it. They were never going to explain it in Fantastic Four. That might be them coming, they were never going to. That might be the Fantastic Four coming to that Earth to get Frank. Remember your thing with Superman? Therefore, this happens. Yeah, I needed that for that. If you're going to have something in an end credit scene, you need a. Therefore, yes, but unfortunately they don't care about their end credit scenes. It's fucking retarded. That's one thing I can agree with James Gunn on. Don't put it if you're not going to explain it somehow or pay off Benefits of having a completed script or storyline set when you're designing all your shit. Like I told you, though, that scene could easily be them coming to that Earth to get Franklin back after fucking Doom took him.
Speaker 1:No see, I have a more scientific explanation for Erazit, why it showed up where it did, especially since Thunderbolts came out before Fantastic Four, timeline-wise in people's heads, without the explanation of when they actually tell you that wormhole that they used. Yeah, the Thunderbolts are seeing them fucking around in that wormhole, especially since you have the fucking Power Cosmic chasing them. Yeah, I don't see. That's where we're different. I don't really think of things scientifically. So Jay thinks that I write things through my brain. That way, when I'm trying to explain things, I just I can come up with an explanation for why things happen so that I'm not as cynical. Oh well, thanks, right, so Mark has not torn this movie down. That's because we already talked about the two kind of right ahead of like I'm not. I'm still not sold on Pedro, and the power scaling can be seen as an issue, but I don't know enough about Fantastic Four compared to enough stuff.
Speaker 1:Oh, let's see, mr Fantastic didn't use his stretchy body for anything other than fucking Spider-Man-ing around. Yeah, I'm like what's this? That was an article before the movie came out. They were trying to limit Mr Fantastic's powers because his powers look funny. It's fucking retarded. Yeah, the thing I don't like Johnny's transformation as much.
Speaker 1:He still looked a little bit too much like Joseph Quinn. I can see he's not as much. He still looked a little bit too much like Joseph Quinn. I can see he's not just a big ball of fire. Would you want the fucking flame lines through his body? I'd just prefer less facial features. That still made him look like his character.
Speaker 1:I can see what you're saying. That didn't bother me much. So you don't want his face painted in green and then just plastered into the future. You just want no face, but kind of like the glowing eyes, like Evan's hat. I mean he could still have a human head, but I didn't need necessarily his facial features to show. Yeah, you could still see it was Joseph Quinn. Hey, that's Joseph Quinn, just on fire. Just on fire, like when he's in a spacesuit, fine, but when he was full human, I like when he became a lantern for Reed. Let me light myself. Okay, I'm trying to find an issue with the facial thing and I'm really not, because one already contract thing. They have to have their face shown in some way because it's MCU. They all work their contract.
Speaker 1:But I don't even think Evans showed as much being Evans back when they were doing it. So you could still tell it was him, but it didn't look as much like him. It still had the same facial features, as far as I can remember. Yeah, but it was more skin tight. This one still had the fire floating around, but you still saw his face inside of it. Yeah, he just had his glowing eyes. Evans, at least, was skin tight, human, skin-tight, human torch, human torch. I don't know if that was meant to work in a joke there or not. Flame on the one who needed to be skin-tight and wearing black leather was never going to happen, especially since they reconciled their differences a little too easily in that movie. No dominatrix for you, dean. No, don't. Even I have hope.
Speaker 1:Vanessa Kirby said she wants to be Malice at some point. Bullshit, she said it. She said it. That's after seeing the skin from the game. She said Even Pedro was like Pedro. He needs to be controlled. That man playing a game man, vanessa Kirby, is married. You have seen this press run because he's got anxiety really bad, so all his female ghost stars trying to calm him down. I'm watching this like bro. You playing a game, bro. I respect it. Taking notes, I respect it, bro. You mean the Fortnite Fantastic Foreskins Jokes inside? No, this is Marvel Rivals, that, that, that that's a Fantastic Foreskins, foreskins. Oh my god. Oh, that's an internet joke. That took me a second to process. Oh, they made the announcement. Now say it fast and say why it's wrong.
Speaker 1:Fantastic Four Skins. This is why you don't say things out loud before you print that, like what? There is a pause between Four and Skins. Yeah, you don't always say that when you're speaking. No, fantastic 4 skins Didn't help, didn't help as much as you think it did.
Speaker 1:Fantastic 4 costumes. There you go, that's all they needed to do. Or have Fortnite in front of skins. Fantastic 4 Fortnite skins. Fantastic Four Fortnite skins. No, it doesn't. It doesn't help. Oh, it does, because that means Four Skins lasted Fortnite. No, that's not what that means. That would be Fortnite after skins. That's worse.
Speaker 1:Here's the fucked up thing. Like we were talking about before. We were talking about before. Why, oh god, I don't think. I don't think I liked it. Now they are actually closer than you think, but I don't think I liked it. I still think I like Superman a little more, but it's close. I thought Superman was going to blow Fantastic Four away, but Superman still gets an edge to me. But I'm like that was actually a pretty good movie here.
Speaker 1:I'll do my cringeworthy joke now, since I didn't get to say it at the beginning. I know which movie Dominic Toretto liked more. Oh, we're a family. I was waiting for the fucking charger to pull up. Yeah, we are. That would have been funny. If the car was a charger, that would have been really funny. I don't know. That would have been what pushed Galactus into the fucking thing at the end. Dom jumping, you guys keep talking. I'm doing something.
Speaker 1:What kind of car is the Fantastic Four car? Yeah, it's not a Charger. No. But here's the problem, though. With no build-up, there's nothing to really Not much to talk about, nothing but speculation for what Doomsday is going to be. Nothing, there's almost nothing, except for the casting of having the X-Men, which is like what are we, you gonna do? I liked what Fantastic Four did over Superman. With the time delay, it's like four years past. It's like I like what they did there. They kind of showed you things in between and the montage, which is what I wanted Superman to do. What is it? Well, it's a Dodge brand car With a Chrysler Hemi engine. Do you know the only other car that has that Charger? Yeah, the Charger was a movie.
Speaker 1:It was just blue, not black. Oh God, the first one was blue. No, it's always been black. I'm pretty sure the one he was building in his garage for five was blue, was it? Oh God? Now we've got to do fast and furious research, considering it's been so long since we got the Joker. Fast and furious, 10. Google, it's such a good help. No, you're not gonna see any images of it, are you? I can swear it's always been black, dean. It's been silver too, wikiman, what? I could swear. It's always been black, dean. It's been silver too, wikiman. What? The color of Dom's car has always been black, hasn't it? For the most part, I think Matt could be right, though, but I think from my scene, what I'm remembering is mostly black.
Speaker 1:No, I had to pull up Avengers, doomsday, so far cast just to. It's still the fucking chair scene, isn't it? No, wikipedia's got a chunk of it, most of it, adding more people Century Back Hank McCoy, kelsey, grammer, beast. I'm looking at the ex Patrick Stewart, charles Xavier, ian McKellen as Magneto. It's the old, old X-Men too Alan Cummings as Nightcrawler, rebecca Romijn with Steel. They were going to get Jennifer Lawrence again, because I actually liked somebody younger, the first class. Yes, no, because I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:I love McAvoy as young Xavier. I was hoping I'd see McAvoy again. I love McAvoy. Okay, I'm still glad that I also love Farspender as young Magneto. Yeah, I'm kind of glad that I'm a little mad at your slur right there. Honestly, why you said Farspender, farspender. I said Farspender. I love Michael Farspender. I just, I'm just, I was okay, I'm not mad at it.
Speaker 1:But James Marsden has. Who are you trying to be from Northern England? What With that? Fossbender? There can only be one. No, what is that movie coming out? What? The Highlander? I don't know. James Marsden and Scott Summers Okay, is Cavill taking his time on that one?
Speaker 1:Yeah, why would he not? I appreciate it. Best thing. Fucking Channing Tatum is Gambit. Yes, he got it back. They weren't gonna let that. I'm gonna make a name for myself. I'm gonna make a name for myself. God damn it. But there's only gonna be one blade. I won't die now.
Speaker 1:Wesley Snipes, have you seen anything Kevin Feige has been saying the last week? He's been sounding more and more like an idiot, just on Marvel because he did a press tour. For what? Hold on, give us. The two quotes I can remember are we didn't want to put Mahershala Ali in a suit and just have him come out and kill vampires. That's almost the point of play. That is the point of play. What suit? What suit is he talking about? It's a leather jacket they didn't want to put. That was the context. They didn't want to put Mahershala Ali in a suit and just have him kill vampires. You're not putting him in a fucking suit. They had to put their Disney woke bullshit in there and make it all. Bring his daughter in, make her the main character. The other ones had to do with he who shall no longer be named. That's a joke, because he refused to say his name during the interview. Jonathan Majors, I heard rumors that they're considering bringing him back at some point. Yeah, but there were quotes in the thing that were saying like they were already moving on from Kang before the legal issues. It's like no, you weren't. You had nothing. You were actually building the Kang a little bit Now.
Speaker 1:Quantumania was not a good movie. The only thing that saved that movie was fucking Jonathan Majors. To be honest, you fucking wasted MODOK. For fuck's sake, that can waste. You go trash can. Half of the main characters in the movie were for Marvel. I hate MODOK. How do you go from being the Hornet to MODOK?
Speaker 1:Of the six main characters in that movie, half of them no longer work with Marvel. Is Rudd forced to? Rudd's the only one that seems to matter at this point? Yep, and they never cast the same fucking daughter, so it's the daughter Rudd and Michelle Pfeiffer, the only three that work with Marvel. Still, pfeiffer's coming back. There's no context for her to come back now. Oh no, she's the only one, but she hasn't retired from acting, compared to Michael Douglas and Evangeline Lilly, they're retired. Yeah, lilly's retired. Yeah, she did. I've seen that Pagers won't work with Disney. Oh, that's a good reason. Oh, wait a minute, oh wait. Oh, don't do that. Oh, doomsday, don't do that. I said don't do that. I remember Hiddleston's cast returns.
Speaker 1:Loki and Thor is in it. I'm like no, no, no, don't, don't, no, no, don't do it, don't have no. Loki can't witness Thor's death. I don't think Thor died anyway. He not die, he not die. Loki wouldn't let Thor die. No, they need to meet again, god damn it. But they're in the movie, there's a chance. Here's the thing. Loki as would not let Thor die, but I think Thor is dying. As not letting Thor die, he would still bring Thor back. It wouldn't be Chris, though, hey man, that if they do kill Thor, that is a no, I don't. It wouldn't surpass Tony, but that is a top-tier kill-off in the MCU. That's Thor.
Speaker 1:Goddammit, that's the last original left, pretty much. Sorry, hulk, don't count. Jay's not even gonna argue it. No, what? He's not even gonna argue it. What, uh-oh, something made Mac, I'm gonna have to watch that movie, uh, video of it. What, until they built the Fantastic Car? Oh, to watch that video until they built the Fantastic Car.
Speaker 1:So, dean, how long have they been shooting? How long have they been shooting Doomsday, mm-hmm? Four years, technically Four years. They've been filming for months. At this point At least, did you say four months. No, at months, four months, okay, they've been shooting four months F-O-R. I say at least four years. You say four months.
Speaker 1:Rebecca Romijn isn't sure she's done filming for Avengers Doomsday because they haven't finished writing the script. Stop fucking filming movies without a finished script. Oh my god, why should we ever see a Marvel movie ever again? They've been Winging so much shit On set? Just do that.
Speaker 1:The sad part is, we may not get paid for this. We may not have a very big following, but we still have to fucking go. It is we may not get paid for this. We may not have a very big following, but we still have to fucking go. Do we Get this man not to go see a movie in the first week it comes out? Oh, we did. That was called Superman.
Speaker 1:It was a fight, though that was a fight. Do you want the only thing that contended with it, greenback, a trap, practically Rimuru. But damn it, that's kind of Two traps, two traps. The first trap was only in the voice. Actually, I take that back. Both traps were in the voice, because as soon as he heard the voice, so no, what is their slate? Doomsday. No, yeah, doomsday is the next one. Brand new day got Spider-Man got sandwiched in between them, I think, because that one comes out. Then that's still Sony Secret Wars, huh, that's still Sony.
Speaker 1:So it doesn't matter. It matters to the MCU. It matters to the MCU, it's gonna not really what. I don't think it's gonna matter. In broad terms of things, it's supposed to be street level anyway, based on the fact that they have the Punisher in it. I don't know, I don't. I don't think Doomsday is gonna take place in New York. No Battleworld.
Speaker 1:He, tom Holland, is listed as expected to reply prize his role as spider-man in doomsday. He's expected to. Uh, okay, that's right. We're not counting the no, there is there. We're not counting the disney plus. There is a debate with that, though, because because the only three slated movies to release are Spider-Man 4, july 24th, 2026. Yep, december 18th. Avengers Doomsday 2026. Avengers Secret Wars December 17th, 2027. Wait, spider-man was first. Yes, oh, that's because Doomsday got pushed, I think. Yep, that's why Spider-Man became first, which actually makes sense if they're going to have Spider-Man participate in the story. Well, no, that's what I was going to say.
Speaker 1:There's debate on Spider-Man's role in Doomsday. There's people that think he's not going to have a gigantic role in Doomsday, but he'll play a huge role in Secret Wars. I don't think he should have a gigantic role in Doomsday. He has to see Doom's face. The world's gonna be pissed if he does.
Speaker 1:In order for Doomsday to work, the main character has to be Doom, because you've got no build-up towards him. He has to be the main, he has to be the real Doom. Oh no, are you Wait, wait, will the real Doom please stand up? What do you mean, are you saying? Are you saying Peter can't see his face and then he turns into evil Iron man? Is that what you're saying? Kinda, I'm saying the story, like for Captain America Civil War, the story was basically told through Cap. Yeah, the story has to be told through Doom for Doomsday, yeah, because there's no build-up towards him. You don't know who he is, you don't have context to him.
Speaker 1:Very true, because they've not built up to him at all. Thank you, We've just seen him for two seconds. No, we've seen Mole man. Stop, it was a green cape. We didn't see the face. He had the mask His hand. Yeah, mole man collects a lot of things. Mole Man's a throwaway, poopy, caca villain. Damn it. I said it. That's also something we don't really have as a movie through a villain's point of view. True, you don't count Black Panther. Well, why it was valid, you know it. Really, I was going to go Ironheart. Hey, it wasn't a movie. Ha ha, I'm still fucking surprised Marvel just doesn't have.
Speaker 1:Oh, namor was in the cast too. I'm like, oh, they're bringing Namor back. People probably forgot Namor exists. People probably forgot Namor exists. That's fucking sad, considering who Namor is. I'm expecting Thunderbolts. You want my speculation now? How many people are in there just to be cannon fodder for Doom to show his strength? All the X-Men, everybody on the Thunderbolts is up for Bob and Yelena, every single one of them. Oh man, and everyone thinks You're gonna lose Brock. Oh no. And everyone thinks his big kill's gonna be Thor. Oh, it's not like Thor can kill him like he did. Thanos Should've went for the head. I love how Matt. I love how Matt imagined.
Speaker 1:If Doomsday said that Matt's theorizing, doom's going to wipe half of that cast, is he going to do it with sorcery or technology? No, doctor Strange is in the movie. Doctor Strange. He's in the bottom blip, expected to reprise his role. I don't think he'll be in Doomsday. I think he will be in Sick Force. That's fucking sad. I need a sorcery competition between Doctor Strange and Doomsday.
Speaker 1:Good luck, doctor Doom is the greatest, smartest, yet laziest sorcerer in all time. I swear to God, I just read a Spider-Man movie. This man, a Spider-Man comic. Eight deaths of Spider-Man movie. This man, just no. Spider-man comic Doctor Strange. Eight deaths of Spider-Man. Eight deaths of Spider-Man. Man just made Peter do all his shit for him Because he knew it would work. Peter, go do this for me. Okay, it worked. I'm Doom, god. Doom, doom's great. It's hilarious how he holds the title of Sorcerer Supreme without actually doing the job. Holds the title of Sorcerer Supreme without actually doing the job Nope, oh man, I mean, it's better than Blonk ending it on a technicality.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I want, um, god, you know one thing, though. I don't know how they're gonna. No, you're gonna see him without his mask, most likely, but when he has his mask on, I want him to have a very menacing voice. I hope that. Is this going to be another hello? No, no, that don't bother me, even though I'm more. Oh, because it's not a sexy lady, it's Robert Downey Jr. I don't care about seeing Robert Downey Jr, but, uh, because you don't have his ass memorized Like Cavill's. Yeah, take it all. Yet I wanted to go with America's ass. Oh, fuck, doom takes the mask off.
Speaker 1:It's Chris Evans now, and I'm just waiting for whatever wacky other wacky shit. Marvel's gonna Hail Hydra in Latin America. Yeah, it makes more sense than the other thing. Oh my god, I don't know. At least they're both green. I just hope the movie's bonkers as shit, as long as it's bonkers as shit. Whatever Did they fucking? Was Brie Larson in that cast as Captain Marvel? She wasn't in the chairs. What the fuck Camilla Khan was? No, I don't think she was.
Speaker 1:Chris Hemsworth as Thor, vanessa Kirby, anthony Mackie, sebastian Stan Shuri, paul Paul Rudd, wyatt Russell, namor, shang-chi, yelena, century Falcon. I don't like his character, but I like Wyatt Russell, red Guardian M'Baku. I swear it's just because of him that I like the character. The funny thing a lot of this cast is fucking built up of the X-Men. That's why it's supposed to be Marvel versus the X-Men. Mvx.
Speaker 1:Additional actors slated to reprise their roles Jeremy Renner as Hawkeye I'm sorry, wrong, fucking title. Avx. Tom Holland as Peter Barker. Hayley Atwell as Peggy Carter where the fuck you'll put Peggy in this bitch? She may be Captain America, peggy holy. Fuck. True, don't lie. You want to see it. Benedict Wong Jesus Christ, is he going to have his best friend? Oh god, chris Evans, who previously portrayed Johnny Storm in Captain America, has been cast in it.
Speaker 1:I just got told the other day I should be watching the Sopranos. I was like, well, I can't. Somebody ruined the entire show for me In a Disney Plus. You're just not going to bring Scarlet back. Okay, she won't work with Marvel anymore. I read somewhere that she was criminally underpaid, which don't make sense.
Speaker 1:After Jurassic the new, did you say Scarlet Witch or Scar? He was talking about Scarlett Johansson. Oh no, she's dead. She should come back. What do you want her to come back as Something? She's come back. What do you want her to come back as Something? She's the highest grossing. You cast her as an alternate Marvel character. Who would you cast her as? I'd have to think about that for a second. But she's the highest. She is the highest grossing actress of all time in the movie she's been in. And I'm like you don't want to pay Scarlett Johansson's Marvel. You fucking bastards. I believe it. It's because she's female. If she was a male actor, they'd pay him. Disney is fucking stupid that way.
Speaker 1:And the funny. I read all these articles. As much money as Fantastic Four has made, it's going to have a great opening and Superman is still doing okay, what the fuck was that? Is that your gut a burp I was trying not to let out loud on the mic. Oh, I'm like Jesus Christ, jurassic, jurassic World is still eating in all their fucking money because of one lady that's just still, just still holding strong and the derpasaurus I'm coining that term, holding strong and a derpasaurus I'm coining that term. I don't care, derpasaurus, it was probably already coined. What the hell was that with his little arms? He has his little dangly arms.
Speaker 1:I didn't look like you were going like this. You were pointing here. I always point there. That's just natural. That's the reasons we need video. Where am I pointing on the mic? This you were pointing here. I always point there. That's just natural. That are the reasons we need video. Where am I pointing on the mic? Show me on this doll, show me on this doll, dean the doll. No, what? Crypto's not here anymore. Oh, damn it, he's gone. No, we have nothing fantastic for here today. The only Marvel stuff we have is my shirt and hat. Yeah, I have a witch lady and a buck fat on. So, yeah, not me. Yeah, he went real witchy.
Speaker 1:Well, then speculating about Secret Wars is even more random. No one knows what the fuck that is. First appearance, oh, my god Wrong. Then speculating about Secret Wars is even more random. No one knows what the fuck that is. First appearance oh my God, wrong. That's where everyone theorizes that other Peters are going to come back and I'm going to be like it's the way I'm going to go over again. Well, you can't ask RNG Garfield. No, he'll say he's not in everything, he's not in nothing.
Speaker 1:I want him to be at a con. I'd wait in that line for hours just to fucking tell him I mean, you've come to Wisconsin, I've probably been to Chicago a few times, but I just want to wait in line and tell him I don't believe nothing. You say Do you want me to sign anything? Or you just come over, yeah, sign that. I paid. Also, turn around so I can see it. Yeah, I've seen it in that Silver Lake movie. I'm surprised you don't have that one memorized. That was a good movie.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, I'm talking like Cavill. Oh Christ, you have that weird thing where you can just hey, I know who that is, male or female, I know who that is, I know who that is. I know that. Oh my God, what are you looking at, matt? Nothing, fun, nothing. Oh my god, what you looking at, matt? Nothing fun, nothing fun. What more Marvel articles, memes, bella Ramsey, why? But I just went trickle-down to. I was like, why Bella Ramsey? The fact that Marvel is not? I wrote nothing Marvel-related, nothing Marvel-related.
Speaker 1:How about DC, avengers, doom Day, secret Wars? Why Aztec Batman? It actually looks really nice. I like their Elseworlds stories. They can keep it up. The only problem I have with it it's always Batman. I love Batman, but it's always Batman. Is he just like the easiest to create a new fucking story from? Because he's human? Yes, to not explain the powers? Yes, okay, just using the modern tech. Oh, what the fuck? We got Catwoman and all the others in there. You just need the modern technology of the time to establish Batman. We even got fucking Joker showing up in that movie.
Speaker 1:My god, mcu's fucking slate is so bleak On purpose. You got three movies and then a bunch of random crap to be announced. Well, armor Wars is still listed. We've gone from what? Two to three movies a year to one Black Panther 3. Well, that will happen at some point. Get Blade out of here. That's not future, that's cancelled, because there's only going to be one Blade Untitled Shang-Chi sequel.
Speaker 1:That's not going to happen for years. You're not directors on Spider-Man now, jesus Christ, he deserves a fucking sequel Untitled. He deserves a payoff to his fucking end credit scene. Untitled. X-men film with Wong Jesus Christ, you falling down a hill. Jesus Christ, I thought that was Marvel, oh man, and there's nothing. What Gunn ain't got a big-ass slate planned for DC. He's got Supergirl on tap. Oh, one a year. He's doing it on purpose. He's doing one a year and then a few shows Like Jesus, Like. The next show we have to look forward to is coming out later, man.
Speaker 1:That 2019 era for Marvel was something, because the first Captain Marvel movie made over $1.1 billion and that wasn't even an amazing movie. That was a meh movie. That's when Marvel was just making money for nothing. People wanted to see the movies to see if they were going to actually do anything.
Speaker 1:I used to not like Brie Larson's Captain Marvel at all, but I've lightened up. Look at me. I'm asking where she is in Doomsday. She grew on you when she became a Disney princess. That was funny, insane, and she gets a lot of hate too, for no reason. I'm like she's fine.
Speaker 1:I don't get why no one likes Brie Larson. That's another one. Why does everyone hate Brie Larson? No, booty Like that. That is a little offensive, because Captain Marvel, carol will be caked up In them, damn comics. So that be no skin showing. That be a little. You can see that motherfucker. I'm going to incriminate myself. It's a fucking picture. I've seen a picture. Okay, they put a goddamn side-by-side picture of Brie Larson, tom Holland and for some reason Tom Holland had the ass and Brie Larson did not. You sure it's not the one where it's showing that Tom Holland has a fake ass in his shoot? I'm not sure. Remember that interview where Tom says one of us has a fake ass in our suit and you have to figure out who it is.
Speaker 1:Well, I guess we'll find out Monday if Superman has a chance of breaking even. I hope it does no, because Fantastic Four is hurting it bad and Jurassic World is still there. Nip it at shit Fucking derpasaurus. Still there. Just give that goddamn dinosaur a snickers. That shit Fucking derpasaurus. It's still there. Just give that goddamn dinosaur a Snickers. Let it calm down.
Speaker 1:By their lowest estimates, it needs to make 600 to break even. It's at 472. I don't know what. Nobody wants to watch DC, nobody. I don't get it. You can't even blame Marvel at this point, because there's no negative PR on Marvel. Yeah, super Mario's got good reviews, unless Super. No, it's not Super Fatigue, because everybody's going to see Fantastic Four, damn. But no, I'm telling you, I don't know if it's because people don't trust Gunn or what it's like. Jurassic World Jurassic World is still there, just fucking taking money away from everything. Yeah, with the large hands, not the tiny hands, not the ones going into the mashed potatoes. Leave it to me to make a fucking scary movie reference. So I said it's at $4.72. Man of Steel is $670. Man of Steel is still made $200 million.
Speaker 1:If man of Steel ends up with, oh my, I feel bad, uh-huh, but I'm not going to see it twice. My co-worker saw it three times. He did our part, he did our part. I saw it twice. My co-worker saw it three times. He did our part, he did our part. Yep, okay, I saw it once. You almost see it twice. I could have always had a choice. No, you would have had to see it Friday night with us. Yeah, I was awake, I was awake. Wait, did we have that Friday off? No, we didn't. No, we just went to see it afterward.
Speaker 1:Yep, like Weapons next week or some shit, is that next week, I don't know. It's on my list. I'm losing fucking track. Losing track Of when movies come out, yes, of what week it is. Yes, you need to think about this shit. I need a scheduled time release of things. In my head that's just one numeric value. Four weeks from now it's going to be this 1-0-0-0-1-0-0-0-0-0-1. My brain already processes things like that. I just don't see it.
Speaker 1:Wow, putting into respect Superman domestically opened to $125 million. That is a very solid opening. Domestically, domestic. If I could find worldwide quick, I would Worldwide kills it. Spider-man, no Way Home, domestically $260 fucking million. Motherfucking dollars, like you wanted to say gazillion. Imagine spider-man no way home 1.9 billion. No china release. If that was in china, that'd be number one movie all time.
Speaker 1:We can't and you never shut me up. We can't compare anything to spider-man and you'd never shut me up. We can't compare anything to Spider-Man. You already know it's going to make money regardless. And that one Toby and Andrew and his motherfucker. That's why they marketed that bitch so great. Not now. They kind of gave it away with that fucking whack-ass trailer.
Speaker 1:Fuck is Lizard jumping at? Ain't none there? What kicked him? And people were theorizing miles like are you retarded? We're not going to throw miles in there. No, he's going to be in the next one. There's no way he's not going to be in the next one. There's hope slumbers. Spider-man trained her, so we're going's. Hope Slumbers Spider-Man trained her, so we're going to see Hope Slumbers in Spider-Man 4?
Speaker 1:Wolfenstein TV series in the works from Fallout producer at Amazon. They're going to put more Nazis on the television screen. Russians and Nazis. That's Wolfenstein in a nutshell, if I remember correctly, it's just a lot of guns and werewolves. Homelander wants to be Albert Wesker in the new Resident Evil.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's what I wanted. I wanted worldwide. Here it is. Oh my Jesus, spider-man, no Way Home. Achieved a worldwide opening opening weekend of $600 million.
Speaker 1:Damn, I don't know what else sucks for a certain man, what he may be, a beloved hero worldwide. He's falling down the total. Worldwide. People hate America, so they won't go see a superhero that supposedly represents America. I say it all the time Spider-Man doesn't represent America, though. He represents every man. Yeah, and no fucking government is going to stop their people from going to see it.
Speaker 1:The only people that still like to try to debate me is Batman fans. They're like no, batman's the most popular superhero worldwide. No, spider-man is that's your bias. No, it's not. I have statistical evidence that Spider-Man is that's your bias. No, it's not. There's statistical evidence that Spider-Man toys outsell everyone by miles. It's not just toys. And I love Batman too. No, superman's falling down that totem pole. I will still put him at three, but we haven't had.
Speaker 1:He is a Superman that people have loved since the animated series. No, animated series. Okay, reeves was before that, but if you're talking live action, reeves I love. That was the first two movies.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I agree, if a cowboy was dark, he didn't bring hope. Yeah, what do you mean? He said it. The S meant hope, the S means hope. But did he bring hope? No, he just destroyed shit. Oh my god, jay, just he was fighting a god. There's gonna be destruction. There are two gods fighting. There's gonna be destruction. Fuck's sakes, corn Sweat rescued a goddamn squirrel in between all his shit. You didn't see that at all with Cabal's. It's like oh, just fighting the god, that aura shit. Uh-huh, I'm not liking this. Cabal hate. I ain't liking this shit. It's not hate, I'm just comparing the two. I ain't liking it. I still love man of Steel Underrated classic, I think.
Speaker 1:Underrated Actually. No, I think. No, you'd rescue your dad from a tornado, why you are bringing up all the arguments that fans of the movie sit there like. Why do people hate this? Just to get out of your nerves. Get you talking, because Matt's not. No, he's on his phone looking at you.
Speaker 1:I don't know what. I got nothing to contribute to this conversation anything. It's all just winging it because there's no future to talk about with Marvel. There's no foundation, the future foundation. Winging it because there's no future to talk about with Marvel. There's no foundation, the future foundation. He did it To me. That's just. That is literally their new, that's literally their rebranded team, pretty much. But it's just because Spider-Man is in it.
Speaker 1:Was that a dick tease to you A little bit? It's been dick teased all night, according to him. Yeah, post-credit scene, post-credit scene. No face. Where's the face? It was just Moe man.
Speaker 1:I swear to God, if that becomes a fucking meme because I said it over the internet, I will blame myself. I will, yeah, I'll blame Hauser on another Hauser. Fuck you Forgot. That sounded funny. Not looking at him. I wasn't looking at him.
Speaker 1:He choked on his name. He choked on his name. It's not often people do that, choking on their own name. Ew. Nobody can choke on beans. Take that.
Speaker 1:Should we ask Asher? Oh, oh no, oh no, oh, no, see, you had stuff to contribute, yeah, so you walked into another goddamn trap. It's a trap. We're just gonna call him Akbar from now on. So I've heard him call worse things Daryl Akbar, akbar, what Nothing. I got nothing.
Speaker 1:The only thing I want to talk about doesn't have anything to do with Captain America or Fantastic Four anymore. Oh, it isn't. It's random bullshit at this point. Well, you were still on the train to fit Marvel in Fantastic Four. Why was I? We've been trying. We've about beat that to death. There's not many places we can go. I thought Marvel did that for you. Oh, it's like when you don't have your like.
Speaker 1:At the end of the original Avengers, we got the roadmap that, oh, it's Thanos, it's gonna build the Thanos, and then they laid the pieces. We ain't got no pieces. Meanwhile, the only tease you've had for Doom is literally the last ten seconds of this movie and the Latveria name tag. Maybe, but that's more of a Fantastic Four Easter egg than it is for future use. Yeah, nope, nope, I can't even use that. That's the only foundation. Sorry, I can't use that word anymore.
Speaker 1:Building blocks, building blocks. The only building block we got was Franklin Richards, but you're only gonna know it was a building block. We got was Franklin Richards, but you're only going to know it was a building block if you're a comic, at least a casual comic reader, because he would be the way they actually reboot the universe. Well, I keep reading it that there's a possible reboot. They want to reboot. It's going to reboot after sticker wars and some of the characters we've seen will never be seen again. Oh, no, I'm fine with that, as long as after Secret Wars they take a five year break.
Speaker 1:They're not going to Just give us fucking TV shows with what ifs and shit like that, we're fine. Don't give us movies but nobody's turning on to their streaming service to watch them. Well, they'll have to if they don't release movies. No, they just won't pick up Disney. Yeah, like Star Wars shows. No, unwatch them, bitches go sometimes.
Speaker 1:I can't ask you guys that because you both watched them. I didn't watch them. I did. I only know Andor because of you guys. I love Star Wars, guess what, guess how.
Speaker 1:I watched Andor at work on Nate's computer. I did no, he put on, he used his Disney Plus to put it on. I still used, but it wasn't mine, so it doesn't count as a viewership. It doesn't count as a secondary viewership. It doesn't count as a viewership. The fact that Ironheart's six episodes never made a streaming chart dedicates how much people are watching this stuff anymore.
Speaker 1:No, because people only wanted that last episode. Yeah, thanks, because people only wanted that last episode. Yeah, thanks, mephisto. No, do it right, do it right. Now, there we go, mephisto, but no, I, I won't put something.
Speaker 1:I can't disagree with Matt. I have faith and I love these fandoms so much. I just want to see more good stuff. So I'm always watching everything like please, please, something. Marvel, I can pick out little pieces. I like somewhere Star Wars, I'm forcing myself to like shit sometimes.
Speaker 1:Nothing will ever match what the MCU did for four phases. It can never be matched and Feige should have walked away. I'm counting three phases. I thought the Defenders was four. Was it four? I thought we just ended phase five, which is post-Infinity War, everything post-Infinity War. I thought four. I thought four was ended. Phase 5, which was post-Infinity War, everything post-Infinity War. I thought 4 was that. I thought 4 was ended with Endgame. See, now we're fucked up. That's how fucked up. Their timeline has become Fucked up. Where's phase 4 end? I thought it was Quantumania. Where the fuck would I find? I'm on it. I'll figure it out. I'm pretty sure they have the phases laid out yet, or at least their building blocks.
Speaker 1:I was wondering what no Way Home was. That's phase 4. That was part of phase 4. Ok, that's phase four. That was part of phase four. Okay, and no Way Home was after, technically. So yes, spider-man, far From Home ended phase three. I didn't realize that we were technically two phases into this set. Uh-huh, four and five were the shit eras. Well, I can't say five is the shit era because we're still in five. Five just ended. Five will end with Secret Wars, right? No, technically, according to Wikipedia, five ended with Thunderbolts. Oh, actually, fantastic Four, first Steps, spider-man and the Avengers are Phase 6.
Speaker 1:Phase 4 is a fucking grab bag of good and shit WandaVision, falcon and Winter Soldier, black Widow, loki, season 1, what If Shang-Chi Eternals Haunted? I'm just on the movies. This is everything Spider-Man, no Way Home, moon Knight, multiverse of God. That is a fucking Phase. Four movies were Black Widow, shang-chi Eternals, no Way Home, multiverse of Madness, love and Thunder and Wakanda Forever. You can argue. There's one hit in that. In what? That phase? No Way Home and that no Way Home, sad shit.
Speaker 1:You gotta put an asterisk, like you said, of Sony, next to that, because fun thing about fun fact about no Way Home, people don't. They use Tom Holland, but what's they own? They own Spider-Man, but Sony used all of their shit Besides Strange. They didn't use nothing from the MCU. They used Strange. It was tied. Yeah, they used their own villains.
Speaker 1:So who gets more credit for that movie? It's kind of debate, all you want. I don't exactly want to give Sony the credit, because they're the ones that want the next movie to go multiversal again. Well, if it goes multiversal, I get the Peters. I won't be hating on that. I love the Peters.
Speaker 1:Peter B is going to die. Don't kill, hating on that, I love the Peter. Peter B is going to die. I always want the Peter. I don't even know.
Speaker 1:Don't kill Toby. Wait, no, no, don't kill Toby. They did a fake out. No Way Home. Toby's going to die. No, here's the hot take. Here's the hot take. You want the death that could top Tony Stark, tobey Maguire's Spider-Man. There, spider-man, there's the one who would kill you more, thor or Tobey Tobey. That's a childhood and I've grown to love Thor. Oh, it's going to kill me. I'm going to cry if Thor dies. But what if Garfield died? Yeah, same shit, they're all the same. As much as I can debate which one's the best, they have the same amount of love. Spider-man oh my god, look at Phase 5. Holy fuck, ant-man and the Wasp. Quantumania, guardians Guardians 3 being the bright spot there. Oh and Loki, season 2. Uh-huh, we got the God of Stories.
Speaker 1:Deadpool and Wolverine was such a fun, good movie. It's ignored. Is that because of the Fox ties? Because it was inserted. Ryan Reynolds made the joke in the movie. I'm being self-inserted into Marvel. You're going to be doing this until you're 90. That's my boss's favorite joke. You're going to be doing this until you're 90. That's my boss's favorite joke. You're gonna be doing this till you're 90.
Speaker 1:I didn't see Hugh Jackman Wolverine in Doomsday's cast Funny thing for Doomsday. Didn't see Ryan Reynolds either. Yeah Well, let's see. Ryan Reynolds was going through some shit. I mean, technically, his wife is more than he is, but yeah, he is by association because he let it happen.
Speaker 1:Hugh Jackman has his own issues. Recently got his divorce, came out as gay, or some shit. No, he's married to somebody else. Yeah, but it doesn't matter. I'm like what the? It's a Hollywood drama. It's like what did I miss with Blake Lively? What the fuck did I miss? That was the Justin Botolini of. This Is Us shit. That's still going on. They can't get away from it. Well, that's what happens when you start four or five different legal issues, law suits. That's only one. You know, I started at one.
Speaker 1:Tom Holland's private life philosophy makes so much sense in interviews. Tom, what do you do? When I'm done filming my movies? I go right back to England. I don't deal with Hollywood. Literally, that's what he does. It's the best thing to do. He's already got a girlfriend. For fuck's sake. When he's out with Zendaya, he doesn't even pay attention to the cameras. He's just protecting her, as Spider-Man should Protect his MJ. Yeah, it's a tradition. No, no, no. Is this the longest one, though? Are we officially at the longest one? Yeah, because Toby and Kirsten didn't last that long. Andrew and Emma Watson lasted a bit, and they're still friends. At least they can still talk to each other, unlike, I don't think, toby and Kirsten. What the hell is his name?
Speaker 1:The fucking voice actor for Miles and Haley Steyer sabotaging the movie. It's his fault, I think. Why are you trying to make beef with Josh Allen dude? Josh is a nice guy, he's not going to do nothing, but still, why are you trying to make beef with Josh Allen Dude? God, that bothers me. Josh is a nice guy, he's not going to do nothing, but still, I don't think I just have to put that out there. I swear to God, he talks in a Morty voice when he's trying to talk to Josh.
Speaker 1:No, you need to watch clips, because there's montages of clips of them interviews with Shameik Moore and Haley Steinfeld for press tours for the movie. It's creepy as a bitch. I'm like bro, calm down. You know who he reminds you of? Calm down, yeah. Who reminds me of? Yeah, he's talking to a receptionist. Yeah, it's like calm down, bro.
Speaker 1:I think he is part of the reason that movie is stalled. That movie is stalling. Why are you pushing that back to 2027? That movie was supposed to be out in 2025. What's the same about that one? Or 2024. That one actually has a finished script, does it? If it took an additional three years? No, they might be trying to actually connect it to the live action bullshit. Who bloody knows Because of how much they actually like jamming into those movies. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1:Comic book movies are? They're in a weird state right now. You kind of think there's a resurgence coming. But fuck you brain, fuck you brain. Oh, you gotta love it. You kind of think there's a resurgence coming. Are they in a doomed state? Oh Well, it's a state because it hasn't lasted just a day. What if Doomsday ends with Doomsday? That's it. I'm ending this Marvel Cinematic Universe. It's all gone.
Speaker 1:We tried the snap. It didn't work. No, we got like four of them. That was definitely more than four. That's just going to sound like galloping.
Speaker 1:You could not live with your own failure. Sorry, I'm not Sam. I have a bunch of coconuts. You're supposed to clip them together. Yeah, I don't have coconuts. You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? No one besides us understood that reference. That fucking Anything.
Speaker 1:Arthur, I got fucking mean. I don't want him to pull his sword. He's already got a pillow over it. He's trying to hide it because we were talking too much about women. Isn't that cool? He's probably got a pillow over it. He's trying to hide it because we were talking too much about women. He's probably still picturing ScarJo in his head. No, still no, he talked about Emma more recently than ScarJo. Hey man, I still remember going to some comedic talk. I still remember going to. I still can't believe.
Speaker 1:Matt went to see Black Widow with me, which is okay, I'm just sitting there. Matt remembers, because I think he tapped me on the shoulder. He tapped me on the shoulder. There you go. She's throwing out garbage and you just give the most random close-up of her ass ever. And Matt's like there you go. I can tell he hasn't watched the movie recently. What? Because that's not the scene where they closed in on her ass. It's not. No, she was walking into the trailer when they closed in on her ass. Yeah, okay, why don't we re-watch Black Widow? The movie would miss. It's like me with Wakanda Forever I can't remember jack shit. That happens in that.
Speaker 1:I really should have re-watched that movie before watching Ironheart. Probably I don't own it, so I would. It's probably I don't own it, so I would. It's free on Disney Plus, so why would I? I shouldn't say free because I pay for Disney Plus. Speaking of, I gotta go grab Thunderbolts on Blu-ray soon. That tradition can't die.
Speaker 1:I begrudgingly bought Brave New World. You just don't like the villain. The movie was kind of you like the villain. The movie was kind of you like the side character. Red Hulk was the best thing about the movie. Yep Still offends Jay that they made Red Hulk cool and don't care about the green one.
Speaker 1:Jay, this is offensive. No, because think about the last time we got the Hulk acting like the Hulk, ready to play a game. What game? We have a game. We have a game. I have a minor game. You mentioned minors. We already mentioned enough grooming. We hadn't mentioned grooming since the first half hour.
Speaker 1:Oh God, who's keeping track Me, apparently? How many of these names do you recognize? None, none. Dean's going to be the one that gets them all. If I say the first name, you'll probably get where I'm going with this.
Speaker 1:Robbie Damon hey, what about him? Here we go. Are you going Mighty? Nein, no, guest star is in the upcoming season of Mach Machina. He's guest starred, yes, but he already was. He's Sir Conos. Anyway, I don't know if he's playing another voice on top of Sir Conos. Yeah, okay, mark Strong. Oh, what about our boy? We don't know. I don't know who his voice is in, but he's.
Speaker 1:All of these are listed as guest stars for the upcoming season. Is he taking us home? I don't know country roads to the place. I love that guy, west Virginia. Speaking of country, I really wanted him to come back as his villain in DC. I really did. Yes, speaking of country, two times, I wanted to come back as his villain. He was a good Sinatra. Sorry what we got.
Speaker 1:Tim McGraw Damn as a guest star in Boxbox. Okay, tim McGraw, sorry. Every time I hear the name Tim McGraw, I think Westerns. I mean he sings country so. So I somehow associate the right thing with him without even trying. Alan Cumming. Good, he's Cumming. Aw, damn it. You took the low-hanging fruit joke. Yeah, I did, it's okay, alan, but I have my crawlers in it and I'm happy. Well, he's all-in. Cumming. Ming-na Wen, ming-na Wen, mm-hmm. Ming, now when, ming, now when. When we go, we go now. I'll go anywhere with her and you're my only hope with this one. Jonathan Franks Name sounds familiar.
Speaker 1:Rtd2 ran away on that one. No, rtd2 is in Predator Badlands, only half a body. Yeah, empire Strikes Back. Yo, chewbacca's carrying him around all day long. That's where it was bothering me. I'm like why does that look familiar to Predator Carrying her around Me and my boss both watch the trailer.
Speaker 1:It's like why are they C-3POing this? You have any idea how bad it's gonna be when C-3PO kills more than yeah, for fuck's sake, she rescued him from a fucking pterodactyl. Yeah, with half a body. Yeah, I'm gonna have to watch that movie. See that one's definitely gonna. With half a body. No, wait, did she have a head? I'm going to have to watch that movie. I really. No, see, that one's definitely going to.
Speaker 1:It's on our slate. It's in my upper tiers of excited list. Running man is bringing its way up, climbing its way up Mortal Kombat's bottom. See every Stephen King movie. Oh, my God, I got Long Walk too. Son of a bitch.
Speaker 1:I don't know if Matt will see that one or this one. I don't know, it might be a Friday movie, maybe. I mean, you're almost as bad as me in just watching fucking random goddamn movies. I consider myself a cinephile, movie buff, for reasons. You're the only other person I can say that with.
Speaker 1:Hey, matt, how many movies are you up to this year? I'm not counting. I'm not really counting either. I apparently numbered it. I just add them. I'm at 37. I'm not counting it. I don't have the list anywhere near me to count up. Well, because of him, I've now been fucking putting it in notes. I drag him to a lot to put that in notes. Well, I mean, I do watch things that you don't even care for. I watched Elio. I won't watch that shit. I watched Shadow Force. Hey, all I gotta do to prove my movie shit is look in my basement. No, I know Nona's that one you might even want.
Speaker 1:You love the very funny movies. When it comes to Vince Vaughn, not as much the serious ones. This one's more on the serious no, remember, I consider myself a very high-tier cinema fan. You're taking offense where you're not supposed to take offense. Dean, no competition. We're just talking movies. No competition.
Speaker 1:I'm one-piecing it right now. I'm giving you filler. No, I'm Naruto-ing it right now. I'm giving you filler, filler 35-ish. Okay, we're on the same boat, probably. I also think Because I know you do the same thing I do is if you find a movie that's come out in 2025 and end up watching it in-house. Yeah, I haven't been on my Amazon binge yet. I've only seen one movie on Amazon. Well, what's the difference? Oh, you click on more shit and watch, and me, that's going to be crap. I don't want to watch it.
Speaker 1:I put stuff on before going to sleep because my dumb ass doesn't know how to sleep. Oh, you know this. I literally put on Heads of State at three in the morning, trying to go to sleep, watched the entire thing. Still didn't fall asleep until like 9 in the morning. I switch now.
Speaker 1:My current thing to put on YouTube is Pawn Stars episodes. Put them on YouTube and roll over. Rest in peace, grandpa. I like watching Rick screw people Speaking of which Age of Umbra is currently done.
Speaker 1:So if you ever want to delve into anything critical, roll it's finished. Oh, that'd be a. You get your souls. Roll would be a weird thing. Once I watched it, that could be weird background sleepy music. Which is why I'm saying start out with Age of Umbra. At least it's in your horror setting and you might draw an interest.
Speaker 1:My only issue with watching that the clips would be Do they have it as a playlist? When you go to their thing then, because that's going to be the easiest way for him to launch it. I'm sure it exists, yeah, and you can probably click on play with it. The only issue is you've got to sit there. You're basically just watching them roll dice the whole time You've got to try to imagine a story. There's a lot more than that. Matt does a very good job of describing the settings, not to mention they are very much like us, where, when there ain't shit going, maps, you have the battle maps, battle map, battle map, battle map. No, but Damn it, all this fucking Critical Role talk is going to get me to go home and watch Fox.
Speaker 1:You're going to throw. No, you're not even going to do that. You're going to throw on the trailer for oh yeah, i're going to throw. No, you're not even going to do that. You're going to throw on the trailer for oh yeah, I'm going to go watch the trailer again. Yeah, jesus Christ, it's Jester's accent. Damn it. Which one is that? I think that's no, it's not, that's Laura.
Speaker 1:And look, we were randomly going through YouTube videos last night. You want to know what he wanted, martin? What do you want me to do? Play that. The Mighty Nein thumbnail was right there and Jester was it. So he's yeah, play that one right there, play that one. Matt's like yes, I got him finally. I got him with Mighty Nein, but apparently I still can't do it with Lox Machina. No, well, no, here's the question. Here is the question. Matt will probably still say Vox, but what All said and done, mighty Nein is done. I see their whole story. Which party will I like better, vox or Mighty Nein? Look at Matt's like hmm, well, one you should like more, based on how well I know you, is Vox, okay, he's still Okay, because Mighty Nein, the Mighty Nein, is gonna start cringey, start cringy.
Speaker 1:That party did not like each other to begin with. Does that have anything to do with the goblin? Give me a full cap, and he's such. You tried telling me you think that's me, don't you? I was like no, give me a full cap, and he's such.
Speaker 1:That cast had no reason to like each other. That group of characters had no reason to like each other. Are you saying our chemistry is weird? Yes, oh, so they're us. We have no reason to like each other. Who's Travis in that one? The orc? Okay, jason Todd. Age of Umbra Playlist Okay, okay, matt. Jason Todd, I don't know what that means. If you watch the trailer. He's got the white hair, the black and white. No, now, what are you going for? The thing that? No, just the way he looks to me, jason Todd, that's what I've done with this character. No, matt's not.
Speaker 1:Matt still goes with Vox because of Grog and Scanlan. If there's anybody like that, it's Caleb. There's two you characters in Vox. So I still say Vox, grog and Scanlan the beard Okay, just wait, the one I think you're after what? Where he gets to meet Scanlan's house. Scanlan's house, the magical doorway that he brings everyone in for the house. Season 3 of Vox Machina. Yes, you have to watch that. I swear to God. I sent you a snippet. His house is your house if you had magical powers. I'm on episode 6 of season 2. If I really want to go home and finish that up, I can. Scanlan's house is your house if you have magical powers, and I'll take it with it. Oh God, scanlan's magnificent mansion, uh-huh. You know exactly why I'm saying that, don't you? Chicken, uh-huh and naked women.
Speaker 1:Here's the question for Matthew, since we have just decided whatever it's good filler, it's good filler, kind of Matt being by far the most seasoned in this stuff with Critical Role. Rank the parties Favorite to least favorite Vox, mighty, nein, and what's the Bells Hells Favorite to least favorite? I'm curious. Bells Three, favorite to least favorite. How do you want me to rank them? What's your favorite party? Vox, machina, okay, who's the least? Bells Hells the newest or the newest? It just went one, two, three. Yeah, the newest one is his least favorite party.
Speaker 1:I think I can understand three, because that's where it started to fall off for you. Yeah, that's where the story started to make less sense. Yeah, the finale of 3 is probably better than 2. Isn't that kind of like a universe reset type thing? Kind of, yeah, okay, I remember you telling us about that. Hey, universe resets. We're getting another one. That seems to be like the theme of shit when you don't like where it's going. Alright, no, we're just going to reset the universe.
Speaker 1:Out of the characters for Mighty Nein, I know you'll. You're going to be awkward with the goblin. Oh god, you're going to love Jester. Pretty sure you might be torn About Bo and Yasha. Hold on, hold on. Who's the one that looks like Korra? Is that Yasha? No, no, no, that's Bo. Yeah, I called Bo for him, yeah, but he's gonna be torn for other reasons. Oh shit, has dick, what the fuck? No, you're on the right track. You're kind of on the right track. Other reasons oh shit, he has dick, what the fuck? No, stop, you're on the right track with your. You're kind of on the right track. Not gonna lie.
Speaker 1:The Traveler, no, the Traveler's Jester, oh, traveler is her deity, okay, and you've met the Traveler. Stop that. No, because I don't. I have. Yeah, you've met the Traveler. You've already been introduced to the Traveler In Vox.
Speaker 1:Yes, oh, I can tell you if you want. Why has it got to be hidden from me? Grog? No, grog's not a traveler. Grog barely knows who he is. I know him, girl.
Speaker 1:No, you're not going to think about it. No, I am not. See, this is why I fucking hate you. I'll tell you.
Speaker 1:Go ahead and say it Garmili what Garmili is the traveler. Go ahead and say it Carmeli what Carmeli is the Traveler. Why is that not ringing any bells? No, something shut off in my brain. I just can't think. I don't know what it is. My brain literally shut off when we were talking about the phases and what they did. Now it just doesn't want to think. No, thinking no. Snarf, oh Christ. No, come on, dean, you see it. Snarf, snarf. Show me that again. What, what the hell Arch, the hell arc. That's the traveler.
Speaker 1:Technically, garmili isn't the traveler, he's just a body. What the hell? That's Garmili's real form. He saw it in the trailer you don't know anything about this yet. Okay, I guess it was on track. That's what you saw. That is what I said. Okay, I remember that. Yeah, that's the trailer. That's what? No, that what. Yeah, that's the trailer, that's what? No, that, what I just seen is the reason why he's not showing you, because he wants you to actually watch. Oh, because it happens in Season 3. Oy, yoy, yoy, just wait till you meet your. Do I have to rent a hotel room again Just for you to watch it?
Speaker 1:I more so want to see Grog's return to the story in one of the later campaigns. I'm gonna die, grogory, oh yeah, he's a gentleman, though. And shit, grogory Strongdraw, the Grand Poopah of Dissing the Moon, he's a lumberjack. Yeah. So I think he'll be torn about Bow and Yasha. Uh, yeah, so I think he'll be torn about bo and yasha. Not the, not, the goblin is just gonna, it's gonna fuck with his brain, isn't it? Yep, you, you will probably hate caleb. Ford is ford. That one may grow on you a little bit and take a little bit.
Speaker 1:I think his character he's gonna like most outside of them is gonna be Molly the tiefling. Due to the flamboyant nature that that boy is gonna go for. Molly Mock is the flamboyant child. Oh boy, oh boy, boy, fl boy Boy, flamboyance, the flamboyance. And it's a shame. What brings the party together? A shame, it's a shame. A shame. It's not lizard people, no, but they said like a dozen times in the trailer that's the opening mission.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's why, hmm, he didn't vibe with him the first time he heard his voice. Hmm, hmm, he didn't vibe with him the first time he heard his voice. What about Taliesin? Oh god, it's Percy. That's Percy. I vibed with him. I don't think he did. But Molly mocks Poem Boy. So I think I'll vibe with him more.
Speaker 1:Who the hell is? I hate Percy? Percy's, just he's that. He's that dark and gritty and kind of brooding all the time. I don't always vibe with it's 50, 50. I'm hit or miss with that, which is why I don't think you're going to like Caleb. Oh, because he's always brooding. Oh boy, like there's a difference, like, for example, grog is just big, strong and a goofball. You're like you, like the big, strong goofballs and the horny fuckers. Like Scanlan Hold on, that's what he's supposed to look like.
Speaker 1:Who Fjord? I mean, what is he supposed to look like? You've given me the hair. There's several artworks. There's several artworks. I'm only getting the one on the Critical Role wiki. Yeah, and the artwork definitely changes from the animation to whatever, because I can't do much detail in the wiki. Wait, did they? Oh, they're using the level 10. It becomes a pirate.
Speaker 1:Stop looking at things. If you don't want to, it's your fault. I didn't tell you to look up pictures of Ford. No, I'm looking at the 99 stuff. He does the same thing Depends, not all the time.
Speaker 1:Depends, yeah, but you know less about that story than he does. Wait, how do I know less than him at all? Because he will search for spoilers if he wants to know things. You don't always. No, I don't, I'd much rather just experience it. Yeah, which makes it worse for me, because if I fall for a trap, you get ashamed when you, I proudly fall into a map Because you know it's coming, and you still go into it Proudly.
Speaker 1:This is why I will have to win. I will know it's coming and then I'll experience it firsthand. Oh, I'll know it's coming. I'll experience it for a second. Oh, I'll know it's coming. I'll know, yeah, you'll feel it down your back, I will, or anywhere. Why did I do that?
Speaker 1:Whatever, this is why Matt says Audino liked the flamboyant one. I just hey, this has turned into a Critical Role part. What the fuck? We'll get there eventually. Well, I mean, it's not like we can ask for Fantastic Four, right?
Speaker 1:I don't know who asked to play D&D more, me or Ryan. That's probably pretty close. Ryan asked quite a bit too hey, when's our next D&D? I swear to God, the man thought we were playing D&D for Superman. Well, that's your next D&D. I swear to God the man thought we were playing D&D for Superman.
Speaker 1:D&d podcast. Well, that's your fault Because I said D&D time. Oh, we're playing D&D. Oh, my God. Actually, no, I should say it's my fault because I told Dean to tell you D&D time when asked about what time would be fine, the best thing about D&D.
Speaker 1:I just like making the damn characters, like you know how many just random characters I make in my head all the fucking time. Oh, that'd be fun. They're all you in D&D oh, that'd be. It's true, they are all me, just different classes and shit. But Not how many of them aren't martial artists.
Speaker 1:I got a couple of those. One of them's just gay. I have a big strong and is basically a bard. I have a big, strong female orc barbarian. That's a lesbian. I'll make her one day big strong. You just described Yasha oh shit, big strong, but that's a lesbian. Oh god. I'm surprised he doesn't play BG3 just for the character creator making shit like that.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna ask this once. I want Jay's honest. Would it be funny if I played the D&D campaign one time and I made a gay character and played him? That would be funny. I'd only laugh if you actually one time and I made a gay character and played him. That would be funny. I'd only laugh if you actually did your voice, oh the yas, if you continued doing it the whole time, the whole time. You didn't just get the small yases here and there.
Speaker 1:Oh my god, we should kill this dragon. I'll pay for your dinner If he does it, if he commits to it. This dragon is killing our vibe guys. You want me to do that the whole fucking. Yes, we want you to go full flamboyant. We'll play it the only way you know how to.
Speaker 1:On Amino you weren't expecting that call then. No, I wasn't. I wasn't, because there's a lot of dark, twisted shit on Amino. You're half of it, I am half of it. I'm not going to lie, he's only been digging his grave. Hello, down there in the Fagola hole, fagola hole, ricola, no, no, no, fagola, he's going to cut hair. He's going to be drinking the Fizzy Bubbly. I thought he said Butch, not Bush, fizzy Bubbly. Nah, he doesn't like Bush. Oh my god. That's the one thing he doesn't like about that movie. Why is he liking how big his bush movie? It's like, why is he liking how big his bush is instead of how big his dick is? Oh my god, I didn't know.
Speaker 1:That campaign of me playing the gay dude is just, oh boy. The comedy of that Can't be any worse than you self-inserting yourself into Happy Gilmore. Oh, that was actually a pretty good sequel, but I was like why'd you kill the wife? You didn't watch it yet, did you? It's on Netflix.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh yeah, hey, do I gotta fuckin' like hit on JJ's character if I was the gay guy in the end? Yeah, no, everyone, it's gotta be non-stop. Dean, you hit on everybody but his. What? Wow, mine, yeah, everyone. But I'm not your type. Oh, oh, my God, I'm not going to question it either, though, like I'm not going to Like JJ's. What do you mean? I'm not your type, oh my, I'm not going to question it either, though, like JJ's, what do you mean? I'm not your type. Oh my god, no, he doesn't down yours because you're in on the bit.
Speaker 1:Oh, it wouldn't be as so I would just egg him on. Yeah, no, matt, I think Matt wants me to if that happens one day. I got to make the character and just enter talking like that. It'd be like everyone. Oh no, guess what? You're just gonna enter the door like hello boys. It could be a big brawl fight. And I answer oh my god, it's a party in here. It's all balls to the wall.
Speaker 1:Mmm. Do I gotta do mmm a lot? I don't think you got it. I don't think you were close enough to Mike to hear you. Mmm, damn it, you got it. I don't think you were close enough to Mike to hear you. A lot of that, damn it. Shout out to Jess at work. He does it pretty good too.
Speaker 1:How much time are we in, considering what we're talking about? Probably too long. Yeah, most likely. But then again, I did describe this as Naruto's pillar, so we can go as long as we want. Well, that's, you may get a movie out there. A movie, yeah, naruto's got filler movies. They have nothing to do with the fucking universe, nothing to do with anything Like that, nothing, absolutely Not as bad as One Piece. But, yeah, like, where the fuck is this thing in this fucking movie's cool? Why is it not canon? No, canon, like I could have swore. Wasn't there one with rocks in it? No, no, no, there wasn't one before that. Okay, there's a rumored movie about rocks, but that might be the next movie. Look at that.
Speaker 1:I moved us on to anime. There hasn't really I mean, it's pretty much the same Is anything new fucking trick? What anime-wise trickled its way in I'm trying to think of for me, I mean, a lot of my shit is like a lot of returning shit. It is a lot of returning shows. There's not a whole lot of new shows that you would even care about. There's the isekai ones that you just I watch them, but a lot of them turn into background noise. That's the problem with Isekai. I know you won't care about the water magician. That's as simple as it comes. There is a Chinese one that I'm watching that you may vibe with, because the main character is kind of you. Which one is that To Be a Hero? No, I thought it would have liked that. But it changed animation too much.
Speaker 1:The next one on my list I'm watching two of the new ones that I'm really into. Fucking the garbage one, mario Kaiten Rebirth Verse oh okay, oh, that one. I swear I've seen that he's got the classic main character hairstyle where it's like orange and then looks like flames. The next one I'm going to start watching because they announced the dub was what was the new one? Lord of Mysteries or whatever. What the fuck is that? You'll watch that when the dub comes. The dub of that's coming.
Speaker 1:I couldn't get into it off the first episode. I really couldn't. I got to get back to it at some point and try it again. Oh, I was, because that it starts out real fucking dark. It's not even the darkness. The concept just sounded too weird for me. You know what's weird for me? It counts as Inisa Kai. I guess the man who is the main character is not the actual person that he is. Yeah, I got that. The only reason he knows who the guy who he took over is is because of the fucking journal. It starts out with a fucking satanic ritual where everyone kills themselves Except for the sister.
Speaker 1:Actually, that dub should be out actually. I only know I follow a lot of the voice acts on Instagram and they announce that they're gonna be dubbing in that and I'm like, oh, that's getting a dub. Okay, I would eventually watch it anyway. If there's a sub, it's only going to be subbed. There's no dub whatever. I'll just watch the sub. But if there's going to be a dub, it's only got four episodes. Yeah, they're dubbing the first two episodes. They're dubbing two episodes right away. That's the only reason I haven't continued in the one that I or not Anyo, because I watched the first two episodes dubbed and then the next two are subbed and I'm like god damn it.
Speaker 1:No, I kind of want to continue dubbed, because it's one of those that I cannot find the manga for, because I believe it was a webtoon or something, the one I figured that might be more, because I don't know what did Toginenki or something like that, talking about my goat. That's one of my goats. That's know what the Togan Enki or something like that, talking about my goat. He watches it. That's one of my goats, that's one of the new ones that I'm really into. He watches the Blood Blue Exorcist, I don't know. See, matt Fucking. No, fuckers know me. The only blue I get the name.
Speaker 1:I give up on some of the garbage. One Go, got you a guyia something or whatever the garbage. I really like that one too. I can say it if it's in front of me but it's not memorized in my brain yet I have to have it in front of you. I've been reading it for a while and I don't have it fucking memorized. Hey, hey, look Lupin. Hey, hey, hey, that's Yakuda. Yep, um, other than that, I mean I'm watching something called New Saga. Oh yeah, I think Dean might actually appreciate that one. Hmm, I'm watching something called New Saga. Oh yeah, I think Dean might actually appreciate that one. No wonder it's CG. That was 2023. I mean, let's see, oh, kaiju no 8 came back. I'm watching that. So I mean a good portion of one.
Speaker 1:I just re-watched all of her season again, so just to get further. You know what's sad. I've read that one. I have not-watched all of her season again, mm-hmm. So I just took it for that. You know what's sad? I've read that one. I have not watched it at all. There's quite a few of those actually.
Speaker 1:Don to Don. Season two has been just nothing but peak so far. So I love Don to Don, something I never got into yet. Did he get his balls back yet? Yeah, he did.
Speaker 1:No, my favorite character is fucking EG. Or they're going after the rape family right now. They're in the. They just started the evil. They just got done with Evil Eye. Eg's got his evil eye powers. That's the beginning of season two. And EG's my favorite character. That motherfucker just kicks around his energy ball and he all looks badass, but he's in tight ways. That's all he's in. That's fucking funny. So it's you again. And EG's voice by Alex Lee Me. Yes, he's doing more, but no, don to Don.
Speaker 1:Don to Don is a weird one. There's people, matt, I'm gonna tell you, stick with it, because you're gonna first start. You're gonna think it's weird. You're gonna think it's weird, yeah, but I knew that going in, that it was weird. Think of it as a. All I'd heard on Lord of Mysteries was hype and I just couldn't get into it. Think of it as a rom-com. Then Don DeDon makes sense. So I'm watching my own rom-com. Thank you very much. The story is very much there to where I think you'd like it. Like it, therefore, and this happens. I like how. Now, that's my thing when I brought it up once. It's your thing Because you look for it in every movie. No, I don't. No, I don't. Dr Stone is fine. That's doing its thing, even though I'm waiting for it to start falling off.
Speaker 1:My guilty pleasure one I don't care. People can laugh at me for loving this. All I want my Dress. One I don't care. People can laugh at me for loving this. All I want my Dress Up. Darling season two came back. People can laugh at me. All I want for loving it. They can laugh at me. All I want that is my slice of life right there. They know why you like that one. That's because Maren is like every fucking person like me is like dream wife and shit, god damn it.
Speaker 1:What's another one? I'm watching two gourmet ones that I'm just talking to me. Yeah, oh my god, how'd I forget that? One fucking. I stand up to watch Clevitas. I stand up to watch that. Motherfucker. Didn't Matt tell you about that one? No, I brought it because I was going through my looking for new ones to watch and I messaged him hey, I'm going to watch this one called Clevitas. Matt, I did watch that one. I think you'll like that one. So I just I've been watching it. I love Clevitas, I actually I like that concept of that one. It's really cool. I'll click on random ones, everyone's random ones. Welcome to the Outcasts restaurant is one of them. Okay, yeah, I did see that one.
Speaker 1:Every time I try and see it on Prime, though it's just the Crunchyroll logo and it's not the actual thumbnail. What is that you're looking for? That's weird, jesus Christ. What are you saying, you little cook from Ash? Weird Jesus Christ. Am I rolling down a hill? No, oh, no, never mind, you didn't say it in the Jamaican accent. Jesus Christ, did somebody find? Can somebody find Matthew? It's a Jamaican guy, that's A Rasta guy that's giving this group of people a tour, and a guy falls down a hill. His name happened to be Matthew. He's like Jesus Christ Is Matthew. Okay, can somebody find Matthew? Rebecca, go find Matthew. It's one of those random videos he just finds and it lives in my head.
Speaker 1:Renfrew, one Punch man is due to come back. Do we have anything? You stop advertising that shit to me. I'm not watching it. Reborn is a vending machine. No, that's already out. You end up watching it just for background noise and for some reason, you end up liking the vending machine.
Speaker 1:In terms of re-enactment, animation, animes, it's not the worst. Oh, there's plenty of stinkers for them. Of course I forgot that one. I'm also watching Rise of the Shield Heroes, season 4, so am I? Of course I forget that one, because normally you gotta binge that one because nothing happens. How much are you mad that the White Tigers are going up the lines? Yeah, what the fuck? No, watch how easy he gets this, because you're watching that right. How much are you mad that the white tigers are going off the lions? Yeah, what the fuck? No, watch how easy he gets this, because you're watching that right.
Speaker 1:Guess, my favorite character in Manofumi's party? It's easy, it should be easy Whale Lady. Yes, whale Lady. When she's turned into a killer whale, spunny's a bitch, she's just a big killer whale with tits. She showed me that and I had to ask why does the whale have tits? Because it's a female whale.
Speaker 1:I like Otla too, because she's spunky. She's a spunky Fucking people. Oh wait, no, like Jay knows who. I sit there like as much as Philo can annoy me. I'm sitting like why do I relate to Philo? Food, food, food. All she wants to do is eat. She's a big chicken. She's a big chicken. You answered your own question. Damn it. She's a chocobo without being a chocobo. So the only thing that we have? I don't think. Well, actually no, the next movie that we're going to see as a group, that I thought, the Naked Gun.
Speaker 1:I think Matt did say yes, simply because that's our comedy, that's just to get our comedy shit out of the way, that's our comedy, get it out of the way back. You know that's I've been wanting to do a top 10 comedy movies forever and we haven't had an opportunity. This is the best. We haven't talked about a comedy list in forever. So, yeah, because, yeah, I figured this is the time to talk about upcoming shit. Naked Gun, then we're kind of done for a bit. We're slowing down, nobody.
Speaker 1:2. Honey Don't yes, I forgot about that one you do every time, which I think is just the Us movie. On a Friday, matt might go see the Honey Don't one with us, but I don't know about Rose's. I don't know how much interest he had in that one. Then, yeah, it's pretty slow.
Speaker 1:October, there's nothing. No, september slowed down. October, we have Tron, the Black Phone, mortal Kombat 2. And I don't ultimately care about Tron. You're not alone there. I want to see it, just to see it has Jay's care? Has your care for that even died? It hasn't died. Jay was kind of excited. It's not in hype mode, it's basically mid Mid. I never saw any of the original Trons, partially why he knows Jared Leto's involved. He's like, oh, I just know how much of a hand he has storytelling-wise and he's going to take over Jeff Bridges' evil role. Yeah, knowing him and the fact that his character materializes in a real world and Jeff Bridges stays in the digital one, so far as you can tell from the trailer, doesn't feel right to me.
Speaker 1:Like tomorrow I will probably because, like I said, I'm waiting because now I'm starting to get options for streaming, like, for example, death of a Unicorn is now on Max. I can watch that whenever I want. I'm going to watch it, just because Jay says, try, mickey 17 is still on max. Just like, watch it, try it, try it. You may not like it, but try it. I don't think we have any of the same cast that we had in the last movie. Now I will turn on for back, just to add a step, except for Jeff. Just to put on my list because it's on max.
Speaker 1:I will put Minecraft on, but how much of a chance is it? Minecraft turns into background noise for me and I just start doing something else while it's on in the background. You're like good chance, first ten minutes. You're serious, like ten minutes. You're not going to be watching anymore.
Speaker 1:How much Minecraft lore do you actually know? Not much Then. Yes, I mean I know the game a little bit, but, but you don't know the lore in the context of it. I can't even believe it has lore. See the point proven. I'm like huh Lore, that is not right and I'm not bringing up what just happened. What, matt, what he was just doing Footsie. I found Footsie. Yeah, he was. Oh shit, I think that was just his. That was his. He's on my calf, though. That was his tism. No, he's about to rub you. Whoa, whoa, oh, uh-oh. It's getting central up in here. It's getting central. We gotta move things on. I'm still flat, like lore.
Speaker 1:Minecraft has lore, believe it or not, it's a video game. It has lore. I mean, there's a lot of it, but it does have lore. Do you want to know the lore of Minecraft? No, no, they have literal movies for it Before this movie. Cartoon movies they even have. Okay, no, you love YouTube, right, like, put that out cartoon movies. They even have you love YouTube, right? That is the entire lore of Minecraft. Oh, my god, I am not kidding, I'm not going to lie.
Speaker 1:There's probably moments that I start watching because I'm probably going to kick out of Momoa. You'll get a kick out of Momoa if you watch. He is literally there for jokes, so is I forget what the black lady's name is. She's there for jokes, so is. Uh, I forget what the black lady's name is. She's there for jokes too. I never knew her name. She's kind of in stealth before I recognize her. I just can't name her. I seen one clip. I seen one clip Chicken jockey, chicken jockey, no, chicken jockey. And the other clip I see all the time is I'm like, yeah, I like that. It's the pig with the crown cameo. I don't know if you remember a YouTuber called Technoblade that died of cancer. That was the big guy who made Minecraft huge With his playing it on YouTube. Daniel Brooks and Jack Black plays Steve because she was in Peacemaker, one of the few shows Dean can watch in one sitting.
Speaker 1:Oh, speak, oh, my god, when is that August? Yes, oh my, I might have to fucking come over and log into my Macs For Macs, because he's got no way to watch it. He's not going to wait for the fucking DVDs again. I mean, I will if I have to. I will if I have to. August 21st Okay, you want to know what else you got coming on for August 21st? Okay, you want to know what else you got coming on for August 21st? You know what me and Jay used to do for that shit. We used to call each other on the phone and watch PC.
Speaker 1:I ruined it for him, though, in the final episode, where he got the giant-ass fucking. You saw him like that's not Silky, silky's cute, that's ugly. That's why I'm actually Silky. Oh, I liked when Justice League showed up at the end, took you long enough, and Ezra Miller and Moe actually did care enough to cam me, uh-huh, whereas Superman and Wonder Woman just Were just silhouettes. They were just shadows. No Batman, though, and I thought I didn't have time. Oh my God. Well, yeah, that's pretty much. Yeah. Well, that's why I was mentioning it. It's like upcoming stuff.
Speaker 1:December yeah, you can expect a comedy episode coming up from us next, and it is yeah, as if we weren't funny enough. Yeah, we think we're funny. Ah, who else thinks we're funny? He fell in a trap again. We gotta leave. What about? December is dead. It is kind of dead. That is a graveyard.
Speaker 1:I have nothing in December. Oh my, I have nothing in December because I personally did not add Avatar because we didn't even want to watch the last one. Yeah, what the fuck? I bought it so my parents and family could watch it and we ended up watching it vicariously through them. We didn't pay attention until the whales were on the screen, so I could make the jokes to you.
Speaker 1:Hey, I don't know why I've never just been mad with that movie. I don't know why I've never just been mad with them. I don't know why. The only thing that's got my attention in the new one is the fact that they're actually turning the Na'vi against other Na'vi, tribe against tribe. They actually joined the humans and it happens to be the fire ones. Oh great, yeah, you're literally pulling from Avatar, aren't you? Another planet, another planet. The fire tribe is evil. Another planet I could not go to. Imagine me on that planet. The Navi yeah, damn, big, tall, blue woman.
Speaker 1:You wouldn't wear the mask all the time. God damn, you'd die. You'd take the mask off. It'd be COVID all over again. What am I infecting him with? Don't even. Oh, I have to do is look down. Like what am I infecting him with? Oh, a new STD called the Valiant. Oh God, I thought it would have been named Amino. What should you say? He'd have to explain to them what Am amino is Acids, yep, I mean, it is just a protein. He's sending their way anyway. I mean, well, I think Look at us getting scientific jokes all the time. I think it's about time we just said what time are we at? I was trying to help us wrap it up a while ago. Alright, thank you for listening to our Fantastic Four review. It was a Fantastic Four and random bullshit. I don't know what I was thinking anymore. We need Franklin Richards to reset our universe. Goodnight, everybody.
