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28 Years Later: A Brutal Return to Infected Britain
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The rage virus returns with fresh terror in "28 Years Later," Danny Boyle's long-awaited continuation of his iconic infected universe. Twenty-eight years after the original outbreak, Britain remains quarantined while survivors navigate a world where medieval tactics meet modern horror.
When a father and son's secluded existence is shattered by the arrival of strangers, they're thrust into a nightmare that reveals how the virus has evolved in frightening ways. No longer just mindless infected, we encounter "Samson" – a tactical, intelligent alpha infected who hunts with calculated fury. Meanwhile, disturbing crawlers feed on worms while retaining their deadly rage, creating a diverse ecosystem of threats in this ravaged world.
What elevates this film beyond standard zombie fare is its exploration of how societies rebuild after collapse. Archers train with medieval precision, religious cults form around charismatic leaders, and a mysterious Tower of Bones serves as both landmark and metaphor. Biblical references and ritualistic behaviors suggest how faith becomes a coping mechanism when civilization crumbles.
The cinematography deserves special mention, blending traditional filming with sequences shot on iPhones to create a distinctive visual palette reminiscent of the original's groundbreaking style. This technical choice makes the horror feel uncomfortably intimate and immediate. Combined with practical effects that favor realism over CGI spectacle, the film delivers visceral scares that feel authentic.
Powerful emotional moments punctuate the terror, particularly during a cancer subplot that reminds us some threats can't be outrun or fought head-on. The ending expertly sets up the sequel "Bone Temple" while confirming Cillian Murphy's return to the franchise, suggesting connections that may finally reveal the outbreak's origins or potential cure.
Whether you're a longtime fan or newcomer to the infected universe, this film delivers both adrenaline-pumping thrills and thoughtful examination of human nature under extreme duress. Listen now to hear our complete breakdown and predictions for where this new trilogy might take us. What would you grab first in this apocalypse?
Hello, welcome to the Nightballsville podcast 28 years later, review edition. Thought you were going to growl at open, or you know at least Samson and someone. It's not like we have video right now where they could just see you swinging. I got a song for you for that. Oh no, no. Machu Picchu oh no. Why'd you bring thatchu? Oh no, why'd you bring that old? Oh no, that was actually out of my head, was it? Oh God, oy, oy, oy.
Speaker 1:So for having only seen the first one, this made sense to me. Same here. I never saw the second one. Oh, so we went right into it. Okay, we watched 28 weeks later.
Speaker 1:What the fuck did we miss France? You didn't miss. I really liked 28 weeks later, but the end of 28 weeks later, the last scene is infected, running in the Paris. This kind of wrecked on that, because the only thing the end of 28 weeks later, the last scene is infected, running in the Paris. They're trying to retcon that because they quarantined the intro literally said UK, only UK. They did say fuck to French a few times, but that was it. So I think they retconned. I don't know if they completely erased 28 weeks, but they at least retconned that, because I'm like wait, unless France just completely obliterated the virus, I'm like I highly doubt Jesus Christ. No, they surrendered to that too. Oh, virus, we surrender, we surrender. I mean there's not much really.
Speaker 1:It was a good zombie movie. Was 28 weeks later, supposed to lead into anything, or was it just? I'm not sure. The first two movies had a necessary sequel. This is the first one where it says this has a sequel planned. Uh, huh, yeah, he was kind of telling me that necessary sequel. This is the first one where it says this has a sequel planned. Uh-huh yeah, he was kind of telling me that. About this is the Weeks. This is getting a trilogy. Hold on, it's already a trilogy. No, no, no, this is its own trilogy. Oh, so we're Mad Max-ing it. But it 28 weeks is probably gonna get kind of probably forgotten, even though I did like it, because 28 days is fine, because it's confirmed that Killian Murphy will be back in the next one. He will reprise his role in the next one Bone, temple and Jay.
Speaker 1:How the fuck old was he in the first one? I forget how old was Killian, his character, you know early 20s, I thought At least 25. That was one of Killian's. If you're talking Killian. He was young because that was one of his. That was one of his earlier. That was his breakout, born in 1976. That was his breakout movie, pretty much Killian himself or his character.
Speaker 1:Killian they never gave you the character's ages really. No, they don't give you the characters anymore. Yeah, they never gave you the character's ages really anymore. Younger they don't want to fuck that up. Younger For instance, we had no clue how old the mother was. You can believe him at his age 26. 26? Is that 28 years on? Yeah, okay, it's a planned trilogy and the next one they film 28 years from 28 days Would be 2030. So we were pretty close.
Speaker 1:Yeah, fucking Dean virus. Fucking up the world. The rage virus. Yep, calling that the Dean virus. Yeah, I'm officially Calling it the Dean virus. I call it the Valiant virus Because he does rage. It's more Valiant sounds because he does rage. That's more Valiant sounds, cooler than Dean.
Speaker 1:I agree, it was shot good, I like, and they used a lot of practical effects. I always appreciate that. And what the fuck? You wouldn't have been able to tell that movie was shot on iPhones. That was shot on a lot of iPhones. No, I could. You could A lot of the close. No, I could. You could Uh-huh, a lot of the close-up ones, the up-down, a lot of the close-up, a lot of the close-up ones where it was like where the kid was hiding in the thing. It's like you can tell the camera quality was dipping a little bit. But that's because they didn't have here. I've seen behind the scenes, they had like 10, 20 iphones on this contraption and they're wheeling around. That's how they shot a chunk good chunk of movie.
Speaker 1:A lot of early on you could tell that the camera work a little, looked a little off for a minute and then they had a little bit of shaking family. I'm trying to. I'm trying to know what they, why they did that. They could have saved money or they're trying to get that kind of because if you remember, 28 days later they shot that with lower quality on purpose. They shot that with like Polaroids. It looks grainy and kind of. They did that on purpose for the effect of the movie. If it looks grainy and shit, they wanted that apocalyptic feel. Yeah, they shot that that way on purpose. It kind of has, it kind of has Axe kind of.
Speaker 1:I liked it because you kind of got the son, daughter, son daughter, jesus Christ, son, dad, son, christ, holy Spirit, oh God, I don't think we went that far. You named the villain Samson goddammit yeah, it was getting very biblical Killing giants. He ain't dead. He'll be back in the next one. That's the final boss right there. He's going, he ain't dead. He'll be back in the next one. That's the final boss right there. But uh, he's gonna be nemesis. You got the dad and son story, then it takes over to son and mom story, then the final five minutes, um, whatever that was, oh god, no, I'm still dubbing it the Teletubbies, the violent Teletubbies. What? The violent Teletubbies? The ones from your nightmares, I don't know. No, you probably did. They kind of. They didn't, they didn't actually say it. But Jimmy is the kid that went to.
Speaker 1:It was flashback in the first. Yeah, the necklace. Yeah, sir Jimmy Crystal. They didn't say surgeon, but he's credited as Sir Jimmy Crystal. He knighted himself. They're all Sirs, all the Jimmys. They're all Sir something. They're all people are named Jimmy, as much as the heavy parallels that they threw in your face. Alright, we got the medieval times archers. This is how we're training them. Sir, heart and head, you hit anything else you die. Alright, we got the medieval times Archers. This is how we're training them. Sir, heart and head you hit, anything, else you die. Be better, bud, be better. I agree with a lot of the. A lot of the acting gets a lot of credit for this. I loved a lot of the acting.
Speaker 1:It was not in it as much as I thought he'd be, though I figured that when I read the synopsis before. But he'll be in back in the second one. He's probably going to go on a quest to find his son and he's going to run into Kelly and Murphy. Hey, what's up? You're calling that right there, aren't you? He's going to go the opposite direction of his son. Oh God, yeah, that was First hour. 15 minutes felt like 28 days later. Yeah, the last five minutes felt like Zombieland. Yeah, well, that's what happens when kids grow up in a fucking apocalypse. They'll take what they've watched as kids.
Speaker 1:And then, just by the way, if you didn't catch it, when we were walking out, so when Jimmy opened the door as a kid and the zombies came in and killed everyone, every single one of the girls in the room is credited as Jimmy's sister. Excuse me, what the credits did not. Every single one of them girls was Jimmy's sister. That's what it was credited. As I was reading it it was like, oh, every single one of them was his sister. Look at how kind of genes you gotta have, for you get one boy and the rest of them are all female. And the boys survive.
Speaker 1:All of the people he was with are named Jimmy, because if you go on the cast Jimmy Inc, jimmy Jones, jimmy Foxx, jimmy Jimmy there was an Asian one, jimmy Shite, jimmy Snake they're all Jimmys. It spoils a little bit. It said Jimmy's cult. I'm like, okay, it's a cult, the cult of Jimmy, the cult of Jimmy. Well, that kind of makes sense. If that was truly his father. That's the same cult of Jimmy. I've experienced what. What was the first Hardcore Henry? Oh, all of the clones were Jimmy, jimmy, jimmy. All of the clones were Jimmy, jimmy. I didn't remember that at all. That's one of my favorite points because I like that actor.
Speaker 1:I think they're setting Jimmy and his group up to be villains, though almost guaranteed no, I can't say guaranteed, but you can't guarantee it. You're basing it off of his last role. Yeah, it's going to be the classic trope where they're going to sit there, they're going to be friends and then he'll learn his character where you're not totally okay or right in the head are you? Nobody in this film is. Well, if you notice, it's human nature. Well, if you notice noticed, it's human nature. Well, if you've noticed when they first Anytime you think you're right, you're actually wrong in some way to another person. When they found that first guy that was tied upside down, if you paid attention, jimmy was carved into his fucking torso, I'm like his name was also written on the barn, yep, so, like I said, I'm, walk him on the clouds. Is that what it says? It's a biblical verse. And then it says Jimmy, yeah, jimmy, like I said, I'm just so. That was his actual father in the beginning of the movie, not just like a father of the church. No, it's hard to tell, hard to tell. Usually the kids don't call the priest father at that age. So I'm on the same trip as you. I wouldn't know.
Speaker 1:I was never christened. I was. I don't remember I was making a joke there, so I hope. No, I just said I was. You were actually christened. Yes, I was dunked in the water. I was young and I remember it. That's one thing I remember From very, very young. No, that's one thing. I didn't have to go through. My parents, let me choose.
Speaker 1:Didn't help the two sides thing. Choose, I don't know it's like you're saying it's a bad. No, what religion I wanted to be. They didn't force me into. You're baptized, this now, this is what you are. Oh, okay, well, that's a. I would never say that's a Serbian thing, that's a Serbian christening and all that shit. So I was never going to say no to that, even if I was.
Speaker 1:How old was I? Two, probably. They try to do it as young as possible. Dean never says no, he just says I don't want to. I don't want to. He says no, I work with him. That's job related. That's the difference. That's the most commonplace actually, though. Nope, is it always to who? He who must not be named? No, it might be Soon. No, I doubt it, but um, I will say I agree with it's not. See, I'm not as much of a critic of every little thing, but I will say it was a building movie, though, because there's still a lot of questions.
Speaker 1:You said the next one was called what? Bone Temple, bone Temple. So we already have the Bone Temple. What are they going to do in the fucking next one? No idea, I'm curious, though it did its job. It built enough intrigue to see what they're going to do in the next one. So is the next one going to start off with the doctor? Then? I don't know, I'm wondering what the? It's Bone Temple. But that fucking Tower of Bones is significant. I know it is. It's okay, that's gonna mean something. And now Isla's at the top of it, yep, watching the sunset Rise, forever Sunrise.
Speaker 1:There was somebody cutting onions in that motherfucker's ear in that whole ten minutes. That's cutting onions in there. I'm like who cutting onions, damn, at a theater? Yeah, it was so sad. Oh, that's what you meant. What the fuck? What the fuck you think I meant that's a sad part, I don't know. We have a lot of weird shit happening in the theaters we go to lately. Very emotional scene. Very emotional it was Did it what that one hit home for you? Very emotional it was did it what that one hit home for you? What? What cancer always does? My mom died of cancer. That's why I asked yeah, I'm at peace with that.
Speaker 1:But it makes you think, though, like yeah, you can't cure. Hey, doctors say you can't cure, you can't cure this shit. Certainly try, you can beat it. You can't abruptly. You can't just this shit. Certainly try, you can beat it. You can't abruptly just get a and you're cured. No, eh, probably can, but pharmaceutical companies make money off of that shit, so I'd rather get a cure. We make more money off of trying to heal you, not actually healing you, right, right. Which is why in every zombie movie you get very few where they're actually researching the virus, trying to cure it.
Speaker 1:I have a feeling, because we got the second one, I don't know when they're going to do the third one. Like I said, the second one comes out in January Because they shot it already. They shot it back to back with this one. Oh, we'll go see it, but January that's. Will you join us for that one? Probably We'll have a sequel episode. I'm not surprised. I was a little like, really, you're going to see this one, but Be one of the first. Actually, no, we had a sequel episode One where we covered a movie, you know, I guess Same franchise.
Speaker 1:It'd be only Jurassic World then. Eh, probably no, technically, not Ghostbusters. Actually, technically we haven't done a. No, we haven't done it with a sequel. Valerina's technically a prequel. We've done spinoffs apparently. Yeah, we've done spinoffs, but we have not done a sequel like that yet? I don't know for sure. Nope, nope, I don't know for sure. Nope, I don't count.
Speaker 1:The Marvel movies Did we do Dominion for the podcast? Yeah, we did, because that's the one with the scene of her ass. So, outside of Marvel, I think Jurassic World is the only one. It will be the first continuity franchise outside of Marvel and DC, I guess. Yup, oh, that's kind of sad. Oh, danny Boyle, we don't have podcasts on every movie we go to see, but we talk about them. Danny Boyle is not directing Bone Temple, nia DaCosta is. What's with the difference? Nia DaCosta directed the reboot of Candyman and we've seen it in theaters. And also the Marvels. That was the best. I knew that. Oh, the Marvels, that's the bad one. Huh, depends on who you ask.
Speaker 1:At this point, I have gone more up on Marvels lately. To be totally honest with you, I didn't think it was that bad, but I see Matt was probably getting. Yeah, I, it's not a horrible film. No, but does it fit well within the universe? It's in Not exactly Like I would be. It fits better as a standalone movie than the one-off that was Secret Invasion. Yeah, we're never fucking getting that again. That's actually one of the questions from the. I would be transparent, honestly. I Random Marvel thing because Nia DaCosta was said, but honestly and I am totally fine if someone disagrees because I can totally see it the other way but I think I prefer Marvels to Captain America 4.
Speaker 1:I at least had fun with Marvels. Captain America 4, a lot of it bored the shit out of me. If you take away Red Hulk, that movie is just not good. It's just bleh. At least I chuckled a lot at Marvels.
Speaker 1:We haven't had a strong villain in a movie in a while. Only the villain in Marvel was fucking terrible. And for fuck's sakes, even in the Tuesday the upcoming show, we're not going to get a good villain. Mm-hmm, we're going to get teased again, but you might officially be getting the fist up. Yeah, we're going to get teased again. Dean's going to be up on his TV looking at it, but he's never going to actually get them.
Speaker 1:When does that come out? Tuesday? No, I was on one of my services and it was advertised. I'm like that's how much I'm not caring about Marble. I completely forgot that was coming out. They barely advertised for this one. Oh, that makes me think it's going to be Pupukaka. They're releasing three episodes on the first day. Yeah, it's three and three, or no, it's not three and three. They're doing the first three episodes and then it's a weekly thing Into July. It's going to end in July. Oh boy, I thought that was one of the ones they scrapped. Nope, here it comes. I'll functionally hate it.
Speaker 1:She deserves something, but I don't believe. I don't think she does. I don't think she does that with the. I don't think she does. Ironheart is one of those characters that deserves something, but it's not in a way that they're doing it, they're trying to push it.
Speaker 1:I don't want to say woke, because it's not exactly fucking woke, it's just hey. It's getting to the point now where some people say, hey, they cast a female lead. This shit too woke. That don't make no sense. That's not, that's it. This shit's getting out of hand. This makes you not want to enjoy movies anymore.
Speaker 1:I can't say much until I actually watch the show. You're just a female protagonist. Casting a female protagonist does not make it work. That's right. Sex changing can? Yes, agreed, that might.
Speaker 1:It's hidden for Taskmaster. Oh, we ain't got to worry about that anymore. Yes, wake up. Right by that animal Shot in the head. How the fuck. Seriously, taskmaster, you're done. I told you I kind of feel bad for her actress coming. Okay, we're filming my scenes today.
Speaker 1:Yes, here's your sheet. It's only one page. You say three things and you die. Oh see, that's the sad thing. That was the refilmed part. Her death was refilmed.
Speaker 1:She was supposed to show up more in that movie. I don't. I actually don't know, because I think a lot of them trailer shots. They fuse together to fucking fool you, like when they're encountering Century for the first time and he's all got his suit on in the trailer. Castmaster's there, but I think they put her in that part just to See she's still alive, to try and fool people. Because a lot of people pointed out what the fuck? She's only in the movie five minutes. You can't trust the trailers anymore. No, they like to splice them differently and shit.
Speaker 1:You know that for your favorite Spider-Man movie, he was in that motherfucker. He said he wasn't in that movie for three years and they cut two of the Spider-Mans out. When Tom is slinging towards the other team. No, I'm offended because they thought I was stupid. What the fuck is this? The problem is they let it all go a split second too long and Lizard got kicked in the face. Where's Lizard going? Why is Lizard just jumping into nothing? There's someone there, there's two people there. That was fucking. You want to know something?
Speaker 1:I see in an interview they ask Garfield, andrew Garfield again, are you in Spider-Man 4? No, I'm not liar. We don't know who's going to be in Spider-Man 4. Everyone Punisher, punisher for sure. No, yeah, I think that's probably Daredevil because of it. Oh my god, they're going to address what the fuck Spider-Man was doing during. They have to. It's one of the biggest questions.
Speaker 1:After the show, he's supposed to be a street-level hero at this point. Spidey, what were you doing? I was in bed, I was sleeping. I just got my ass handed to me by my new villain. We still don't know who it is. Oh my god, that's gonna be. I don't have Mary Jane. I don't have Aunt May. It's just me. I'm tired, leave me alone. I'm tired. I just wanna see. I wanna see that This'll be the movie where he puts the suit in the trash. Can, oh, not again. Yeah, stop using this. Stop it, use it again and I'll do it again too. I'll do it again. That's Marvel.
Speaker 1:They gave us one MCU. Spider-man gave us one mercy. We didn't have to see Uncle Ben die again, but we had to see Aunt May die. So they said, hey, thank you, and it wasn't by the right person. Oh God, I mean, it was and it wasn't. It would have been nice to at least see Kingpin come after her. Then we would have got Dean's favorite scene. What's my favorite? Oh, spider-man knows this, just comes into the prison and just whams on his ass. Yeah, that also started one more day.
Speaker 1:I almost hated the storyline in Spider-Man history. Hey, he's coming anyway, supposedly, and the show he really shouldn't fucking come in. That's the other thing I don't understand. Mephistos is coming in Ironheart what other thing I don't understand. Mephistos is coming in Ironheart, what? It'll make slightly more sense after you get the villain, whoever it's supposed to be, baron Mordor no, it's whoever. Baron Mordor's lost in the abyss somewhere, I don't know. We ain't seen him in fucking.
Speaker 1:The original one that was in Doctor Strange, I don't think he died. I don't know we ain't seen him in fucking. The original one that was in Doctor Strange, I don't think he died. I would just say you've never seen him. No, and the one that was in the Illuminati, in Multiverse of Madness, didn't die. He dipped. He's not dead. I wonder when we'll ever see him again. But it's Marvel, you know they'll forget somebody exists. You'll see him in Marvel Zombies.
Speaker 1:We just had a post-credit scene of the forgotten movie Eternals, of Harry Styles as Star Fox. They haven't paid off any of the credit scenes in any of the Phase 5. Still ain't seen no Harry Styles. That's why James Gunn said he's not going to be doing them unless necessary. When he knows it's going to pay off. He's coming, don't worry, james Gunn's coming to save us. He's coming to save us. He Don't worry, james Gunn's coming to save us. He's coming to save us. He's coming to give us beak. He's still not sold.
Speaker 1:I'm all jacked for it. I'm like that's probably sitting here. Why are you doing? My expectations are very high for Superman, so I could be let down. It's a possibility, but I doubt it. But we can see, matt, I'm going to be watching the final shot of that hug closely and see if it's still awkward.
Speaker 1:My only problem with the movie so far is the runtime. Parker Robbins what? Parker Robbins the Hood? Yeah. So Mephisto being tied in with the Hood? That makes sense. I mean, the Hood was yeah. So Mephisto being tied in with the Hood. That makes sense. I mean, the Hood was just Ghost Rider In spirit. Oh, I'm getting deep into it. That's who Anthony Ramos is playing the Hood. I mean that could tie in. He was just Ghost Rider. Wait a minute, they better not do that. They ain't gonna do it. That was just a Shang-Chi villain in a what If. Now the Hood has been across all sorts of stories. He made deals with vampires in a fucking Spirit of Vengeance story with fucking Ghost Rider. That's why he's fresh on my mind. Was he a Moon Knight in that story too? No, he was just Ghost Rider Blade.
Speaker 1:No, apparently, midnight Suns is back on the table for some, whatever reason. Midnight Suns 2? Let's do this again. I actually kind of like the game. The card thing was weird as fuck, don't get me wrong. For the combat. Had it just been open combat, it would have been nice. But the game itself, the story looks and everything grew on me.
Speaker 1:Or wait, midnight Suns as like a Media entertainment system. Hmm, midnight Suns in the media. Huh, in whatever way, shape or form they wanna do it, it'd do well as a cartoon. Half of their shit would do better as a cartoon. Hmm, yeah, yeah, half of their shit would do better as a cartoon. Hmm, yeah, like, give it the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man treatment. Still never saw it. That will get it. That will. I can't get on you, because that's a Spider-Man thing and you guys are kind of equal right now. Until Mighty Nein comes out. Huh, oh, I'm like what the fuck You're equals. He didn't watch Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man. You didn't watch Vox Machina. Oh, I'm like what the fuck. Until Mighty Nein comes out, because then that means you have way more to watch than he does you already do.
Speaker 1:I'm probably not going to watch Ironheart earlier, so, so it's only going to be me and Dean talking about it next time. Wherever the fuck we put Ironheart the next time oh Jesus, it'd be with Fantastic Four, probably. Oh God, the show will be over by then. Yeah, oh, that's yeah. That's the point. There's the next Marvel thing. Otherwise, the one before it is Superman. That's gonna be the most mid-podcast ever. Poopoo-ka-ka.
Speaker 1:My expectations for Fantastic Four are so middle of the road, it's not even funny. You're where I am for Fantastic Four is where I am for Spider-Man, or not. Spider-man, superman, wow, I am ready for a Marvel reboot. You're not getting it until Secret Wars is done. Well, I read after Secret Wars, feige's stepping down. I don't know how true that is, but he should have stepped down before this part.
Speaker 1:Do they have a guy who actually works on canon, like he keeps track of the timeline? It's Disney. They make their own canon. Look at Star Wars. Nothing else exists. Well, they have make their own canon. Look at Star Wars yeah, they do. Nothing else exists. Well, they have a sort of canon. They're just like oh, I like this.
Speaker 1:Let's put it in another thing. I am trying to figure out the exact point where the MCU started dipping, where we started getting After Endgame. Endgame, okay, yeah, because Endgame was about the. They had very little to do with Spider-Man, so you can take credit for that, even though it's post-Endgame. Where did Eternals come up? Oh God, right after Endgame. Yeah, but not all of their singulars were misses, or not all their singulars were hits. So I can accept that the continuation of failure happened after Endgame.
Speaker 1:The two best movies after Endgame were no Way Home and Guardians 3. Swear to God, they had very little control over Guardians 3. Gunn was just allowed to do what he wanted to end it, I mean. Well, I wonder what. I wonder how much Sony had input with fucking Spider-Man. Disney had input with Spider-Man, probably a lot based off of what happened in it. Yeah, we're using our. They used all. Yeah, they used all. Their. Sony used all the characters they own. So, yeah, the only character they had, the only people they had to ask Marvel for credit for Strange, strange and Wong, yep, that's it, god, sony, you're so and they were on board with it because Sony was doing multiverse stuff anyway.
Speaker 1:Let's see, black Widow grows. No, it was Eternals. Eternals is where it started. So Eternals pulls in the game. Yep, eternals was the starting point because you had Black Widow, which that hit a lot of people differently. I haven't pulled up to Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings was after that. That was good. And then, yeah, I actually wanted a sequel to that. And then we got Eternals. Eternals was shit. And then we got no Way Home, which we can't fucking say shit.
Speaker 1:Multiverse of Madness Letdown, sorry of Madness. Not bad, but let down Sorry. Love and Thunder oh God, dean can't talk for that one. I love that one, but everyone else was middle on it. Wakanda, forever, mid, but that one we can't hold much against them. Yeah, they had to do it. Their choices for post-Chadwick was bad, but they lost to Chadwick. Yeah, oh God, keep going. Jay, oh God, keep going. What do we got? Ant-man and the Wasp. And then we have Guardians of the Galaxy 3, which, yes, nice. Deadpool, wolverine Okay, yeah, I love that movie which apparently Kevin Feige didn't even want to. Okay, okay, he's added for the fucking producer thing too.
Speaker 1:Captain America Brave New World, mid Thunderbolts Solid Depression, depression, but solid. Fantastic Four, first Steps is coming. That's going to be fucking mid. What's after? Fantastic Four Brand new day, peak, uh. Phase Six yeah, apparently. Which is the Fantastic Four? That's supposed to be the first movie of Phase Six. They switched shit around on us. Future why do you have Blade in Future? Stop that. No, it's dead. Stop that, it's dead. No, stop it.
Speaker 1:What I have listed is Spider-Man, brand New Day, avengers, doomsday and Avengers, secret Wars Yep, future Armor Wars. What I'm not in, that's fucked up, untitled Shang-Chi and the Legend of Tender Ring sequel to be announced. When the fuck he got him directing Spider-Man now? When the fuck is that? I didn't even go into the supposed television series. That's right, oh, fuck, let's go back to Phase 5. Television series Secret Invasion, loki what If? Echo, agatha, all Along.
Speaker 1:Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man Daredevil Bored Again, ironheart Ironheart is the official end of Phase 5. So Daredevil Part 2 is Phase 6? Apparently that's weird Because they only list Season 1. Six. Apparently that's weird Because they only list season one in phase five. It would say two seasons, so timeline lies. That doesn't sit well, but whatever. Untitled X-Men finale oh yeah, I forgot, they're really trying with that, but it's out of our fucking mind.
Speaker 1:Well, depending on which leak you want, the Avengers are going to end up fighting the X-Men in one of these two movies. Marvel Zombies oh no, they're going to butcher it. No, oh yeah, no. Here it is Daredevil Born Again, season 2. No List listed in Phase 6. No, vision Quest the fuck, that's gonna be a problem. Vision Filming right now? Yes, nice fucking name. You're getting Ultron and Jocasta, oh my God. And they're mostly gonna be in human form so they don't have to use the budget. Ew, your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man, season 2, which we already know. That doesn't have anything to do with anything. So, oh no, Why'd Matt say no? No, why'd I have to say what? Avengers fighting the X-Men? That's a story I've wanted forever and they're going to butcher it. They're going to butcher it. Punisher special.
Speaker 1:What do you think Dr Doom's army is gonna be? Oh no, stop, you're just dragging that knife in deeper. He's turning it. He's turning it. Now I can get one of you what? I can get the knife, if you want. Oh my God, why is it? I hope Doom's oh no, marvel could literally fumble everything. They're probably gonna fumble. Why would he fumble the bag? You might as well hand the maker one.
Speaker 1:They lost Gunn when the only guy said actually was making uh, fun movies anymore in their shit. Yeah, they got rid of all the heavy directors because they realized they didn't need them. Taika's leaving. We don't want Taika back. You've hated him since his actual last good movie.
Speaker 1:I don't know who wrote the script, if it was him or not. He was just the director. Taika wrote the script. Taika always has a say in the script. Well then, fuck Taika. I love his comedy, but fuck Taika. Oh, I love his comedy, but fuck Taika for that decision. He's playing God in more than one show.
Speaker 1:Meh, taika gave me peak, the one thing me and Jay go back and forth on ever. It wasn't peak, yes, it was no. Yes, it was no, yes, it was. It was peak. It was Hulk's peak Hulk's just standing there. Fuck, no, no, I'm not. No, no, I'm too nice for that. No, he's not.
Speaker 1:No, I was about to go on a rant of bashing Hulk and I'm not gonna do it. It's okay. If you bash on that version of the Hulk, huh, mcu Hulk, go ahead, bash. You're right there with me then. Now, if you're gonna bash on Atomic Hulk, you can only bash about half of him. Giggity I like. Here's one thing I do like. I do like. Hulk is his favorite, but he just said half. There's half of it. Shit, I won't.
Speaker 1:His new stories are doing quite well, in my opinion. How did you stutter in the middle of the word opinion? I don't know, I don't know, I may have cancer of the brain. Oh no, hey, it's 28 years old. I bring us back every now and then I'll get the cremation table ready. Oh no, it was a tube. You're gonna throw my large-ass body in that tube. Jay, if I die, you know what I want, shrine, why I'm gonna have him rip your spine out of your neck If I die. You know what I don't want myself. You already have the beard I don't want. No, I don't want my. You know what I want? His hair isn't long enough. His hair isn't long enough. No, oh, he's halfway there. No, this is long and it's in With a amount of hair. It's starting to fucking Well.
Speaker 1:I wonder what they're going to do if they reboot Marvel. Are they going to recast everyone, recast and start from the beginning? If you want to do something like the Fantastic Four, the way you have it, you have to start with them. You don't just create a different universe and pull them from there like the way they are. If they're smart, they'll take a break too. Oh, yes, they need a couple years break. Even I am starting to get superhero fatigue 28 years later. Oddly enough, 28 years later would work for them. I'm only excited by the way my guy that I listened to.
Speaker 1:His opening thing was he did lead into them omitting 28 years later and retconning it Weeks, yeah, weeks, okay. He commented on that one too, but he also said now, if only other companies learned how to retcon things, then all it did was play the intro to Star Wars. The funny thing was, though, 28 weeks later, it was received pretty well. So it mustn't not.
Speaker 1:They didn't want to really erase the movie unless they really thought of a different way to take. They could have they retconned it. They said, okay, we're going to take it this way. Okay, because, like I said, that movie did not do bad, but shit. Well, here's how I see that. If it makes it into France, it makes it into Europe. You can't stop it. Yeah, and once it makes it into Europe, it's world-bound, because people are assholes and they travel without permission. Yeah, just like COVID, it started off somewhere and it just. We already got a movie about COVID, you don't need to bring COVID up again. Yeah, it's come up. It's called Eddington. That shit looked bonkers as shit. So do half of Joaquin Phoenix's movies. But it was afraid.
Speaker 1:I fell on the phone. But it was Scarlett Johansson's voice. I don't care, it was Scarlett Johansson. Ai only goes so far. Matt, that's Dean.
Speaker 1:If Scarlett Johansson's voice just started fucking talking to him through his phone, he would be surprised. Hey, send him voice clips. You're already invested in AI. I am Actually, I have done it before. Oh God, send him voice clips of Star Trek. Yeah, he's like what the fuck is this? What the hell? Oh, my God. Yeah, I don't. No, he never believes it. He's like what the fuck is this? What the hell? Oh, my god. No, he never believes it. I mean, nothing can be fucking as.
Speaker 1:We gotta be ready for the next one, the next one's Jurassic World. Oh god, we just got Josh Scarlett Johansson or Tate Thompson. Yeah, I'm gonna like that part. I'm just wondering what the fuck these? We got a Rancor in there. We got a little more Herschel Lee in that franchise too. Yes, I, yes, it came from the fucking pop, but again, these pops fucking spoil shit, because the pop of that dinosaur came out and I sent it to you.
Speaker 1:It's a rank. It is literally a rank. It's a rank. It's a fucking rank. Or this is how we do it. You do that, montel Williams. Yeah, get that song stuck in people's heads, mike. Maybe it'll be fun. You know, this is how we start the Star Wars universe.
Speaker 1:No proof that nostalgia and shit don't always work. Because what was the Jurassic World where they had everyone in it, sam Neil and all that minion Dominion? That was received like crap, made money successful money-wise, but it was and I liked it. I'm just saying that review-wise it was crap to people. I had fun with it, but review-wise it was not good. That's it. Now we are Rot Tomatoes. I like using you as my fucking guide for that shit. I mean it might not have been that bad, but I'm curious though.
Speaker 1:Dominion 29%, rot, damn, it's lower than I thought. 77% audience Well, that's one of them. Opposite ones. Yeah, we don't care. I don't know if any of the Jurassic Parks outside of the first one rated well. You're probably right. Idle 3 was probably rated like boop-a-ca-ca, todd Gilchrist, av Club.
Speaker 1:Dominion answers the question what if dinosaurs became so commonplace they were no longer exciting by making even the most unique dinosaur encounters so routine. And dinosaurs became so commonplace they were no longer exciting by making even the most unique dinosaur encounters so routine and uninspiring that even the people involved cannot muster enthusiasm. First, jurassic Park, that's correct. 91%, very, very good review. Let's go to 2. Thank you, spielberg. Let's go to 2.
Speaker 1:52%, that's a drop, but I'm sorry, I love that one. I like that, I love it. I love it. I don't care because it's Jeff Goldblum and fucking the Asian guy running down the street. I left Japan to get away from this shit. That's all you care about. I don't think he loves it too. Now, let's go to. Now, let's go to three. You want to see a Poo Poo, kaka rating? Let's go to three 49%, as bad as I thought. Still a drop, still a drop, still a drop, and it'll probably be picked up again for Jurassic World 1. Let's see, nope, nope, nope, nope, I don't want a video. Jurassic World oh, give me. Nope, nope, I don't want a video. Jurassic World oh, give me a goddamn Rotten Tomatoes score Jurassic Park 91% 91%.
Speaker 1:Jurassic World 72%. Back up. Lost World. Jurassic Park 52% 52%. Back down. Jurassic Park 3. So then, uh, jurassic Park 52% 52%. Back down Jurassic Park 3. So then, lost Kingdom 49%, 37%. Damn. Jurassic World 72%, 78%. Fallen Kingdom 47%, 48%. Drop. And Dominion Dominion 29, 77. Fans liked it, critics didn't. Dominion. Dominion 29-77. Fans liked it, critics didn't. Dominion has by far the lowest critics score out of even over three. Oh, fuck, and now we get rebirth. Yeah, it could be good, it could be good.
Speaker 1:I just know the one thing that they're trying to do is bring what's in the books to life, because that's one of the bring what's in the books to life, because that's one of the things that fans of the books were saying. It's like yo, john Crichton, wrote some bomb-ass fucking books. What are the scenes in there that are scary as fucking hell? I have read, I watch a lot of book reviewers and I have not dabbled in the books much, but I have actually read reviews, watched people review. I have not dabbled in the books much, but I have actually read reviews, watched people review.
Speaker 1:The Jurassic Park books actually end up on a lot of people's most overrated books list. Believe it or not, there's a lot of people who don't like them. These are overrated, overrated. Sure, I'm rating Mushoku Tensei right now. That's good. Just because it's overrated doesn't mean it's not good in someone else's eyes, I agree. I love how Jay's like I'm not saying that it's book stuff, because the first Jurassic World didn't do what was in the first Jurassic Park book.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but look where that took us. It's a part of everyone's childhood. At least it looks like they might be going away from the splicing shit. If they did that, hold on, there's still time. That movie cooked, that is cooked. Least it looks like they might be going away from the splicing shit. If they did that, don't hold up on that one. There's still time. That movie cooked, that is cooked. If they're splicing, oh that's cooked, this is cooked, I'm going to be in there. They are stealing dinosaur DNA. There is a way and we'll find a way. No, you are not.
Speaker 1:I didn't quote it exactly. Let it go. No, hey, I'm gonna tell you, right now You're talking about Jurassic World and you use that. Yeah, and I don't give it the credit it deserved in quoting it entirely, as it should have been. If the last ten minutes of this movie fucking dude, just I can save us Jax puts a syringe and he grows like a fucking claw arm and starts swiping at the Scarlett Johansson Scarlett does if she turns into a sexy dino, I'm in. Then I'm in. God, I'm a fucking, I'm a fucking stump.
Speaker 1:Well, at least you wouldn't be a furry. In that case you'd be a scaly. What the fuck's the difference? Reptiles versus furries? Again, what the fuck's the difference? Reptiles versus furries? Again, what the fuck's the difference? Okay, furry refers to people who, like anthropomorphic animals, day one scientific. I didn't create the terms, I just know there are two different ones. I didn't create the terms. Okay, dean, next time we see a lizard-like furry at a convention, hey, you a scaly, are you a scaly? Make sure you say Salazar's little Slytherin. Oh God, there's my Harry Potter photo today.
Speaker 1:Son of a bitch, it's back. We're not getting it. He killed the episode. He killed the episode. We don't have time to do it. We're getting absolutely fucking take this, take this, take this with fucking boobies. Right now we're a part of the Deathly Halls. Oh, oh God, Gotta split it up. Hey, I like it. I've already said now, I already told you I meh, I already threw the idea to Matt, to Jay, that the fucking top ten for Jurassic World's probably gotta be top ten dinosaurs. It's probably gotta to be that. That's animals.
Speaker 1:Even though pronouncing the names is going to be fucking fun, I am forever now going to call them scalies. Oh God, top 10 scalies, top 10 scal-. Oh, some of them names, I'm not even going to try, I'm just going to fucking say the one that's got the club for a tail, and just, they've been in the Google and learned how to fucking sail. Difficasaurus Bap, bap, bap, bap. Tilaposaurus it's called Tilaposaurus. I'm gonna fuck her to headbutt. You Call it a hammerhead and see what happens.
Speaker 1:Oh, dean would like that too much. Then he's got another Spider-Man villain Yep, brach. Oh, dean would like that too much. Then he's got another Spider-Man villain Yep, brachiosaurus, son of a bitch. Oh God, that's going to be a fun. Hey, dean, did you know there's a Futa Dinosaur, a Futa Dinosaur? What? Why are we going into that? Read that first name. I kind of want to encounter that one. See what that one's all about. What the fuck. You're a woman, but you.
Speaker 1:I looked up tough dinosaur names. That's the first one that came up, fuda, and no one's saying the rest of that name Fuda, fuda. Oh God, who do dinosaurs give so much entertainment? They haven't entertained us since we were kids, you know it. Plus, we're men, so simple. Yep, that's usually every kid's phase the dinosaur phase and the truck phase I haven't grown out of it. And the car phase. There's always the phase I still want to build my models. And the car phase. There's always the phase I still want to build my models of the cars too. There's always the phase they don't do the metal ones anymore. They don't do the metal ones anymore. No, they don't do metal car models anymore. And if they do, they're too fucking expensive. Hmm, what Too fucking expensive?
Speaker 1:Are you looking up what the dinosaur is or what? It's a long-legged dinosaur. I'm trying to get the pronunciation with your phone's very. Why do you hand me my phone and the first word that's on there, futalk? That's how it's spelled. It's F-U-A-T-L-K. What the f Fute longcosores. Nope, I can't get it to work either. Usually you can highlight something and ask your phone to pronounce it, oh, but no, the Wikipedia says it's F-O-O-T. You can highlight something and ask your phone to pronounce it, oh, but no, the Wikipedia says it's F-O-O-T.
Speaker 1:One of those fucking weird upside-down E's Longcosaurus. So it's Fute, not Futa, or is that how you, the T-E? You know, whatever, I'm still pronouncing it Futa. It's a Fudasaurus. It's a long-necked dinosaur With spikes. Oh, for God's sake.
Speaker 1:Hey, that one was in the movie, I think. Did we see that? Might have been. I swear we'd seen that there was. There's a lot of fucking dinosaurs in that movie. The Mosasaurus is gonna come back. Damn fish Lankasauria, it's got its own. Got what? Doing research on dinosaurs is fun sometimes. Well, that's going to be Dinosaur Central, the next episode, don't it? It'll be Dinosaur Central.
Speaker 1:Oh boy, oh God, got any more on the Valiant virus, the Valiant. What the fuck. It depends, boy. Oh God, got any more on the Valiant virus, the Valiant? Fuck it depends, though. The thing is, though, you can revisit this one 28 years later, once the second one comes out, because watch the second one, answer all sorts of the questions you got from the first one and shit, I swear to God, with the baby I'm sitting there. You're building towards a cure or something, ain't ya? Yeah, I bet you are. I bet you are. It only took him 28 years.
Speaker 1:One thing that was funny, though I was debating whether or not it was going to be longer thanks to the next movie, but we'll find out. I liked how that their island was so like secluded that they're like what's that? That's a cell phone, what's that? What's this? They didn't exist in 1998. They're all Highlanders. What the fuck is all this shit? What is all this shit? I can't even say it.
Speaker 1:I've been to the upper UP in Michigan. That's a third world country, swear to God. They live in shacks, cabins. It's different. It's different up there.
Speaker 1:I'm like bye Dean, are you sure you can survive an apocalypse? Yeah, why not? No internet, no electricity, I'll just have fun killing things. No electricity. You can still make power though Solar panels or some shit. You can still find a way to make power Difficult, but you can do it. It's usually crank powered Cause otherwise you have to have a lot of maintenance that none of the average people know. I'll figure it out. I'll figure it out, I'll survive. I'll just go kill shit. Have a lot of maintenance that none of the average people know. I'll figure it out. I'll figure it out. I'll survive. I'll just go kill shit. Oddly enough, engineers and shit like that are always the first to fucking die. I'll figure it out. It'd be something, but I'll figure it out.
Speaker 1:Depends what kind of apocalypse we get. If we get zombies, if we get just a contagious virus that we kill, and, motherfucker, it depends on what we get. Do you want the valium virus? The mushrooms? Oh God. T-virus, t-virus.
Speaker 1:So far, we got three different zombie types right there. I don't know. Two of them are mutating. Here's the problem, though. T-virus is gonna fuck a lot of shit up, but the base of them, zombies, are slow. They ain't gonna do shit.
Speaker 1:You can get away from them, but then you gotta deal with fucking Lickers and Nemesis and all this fucking shit, and it's like nah bro, mutations, nah bro. You thought the worst you get with Rage Virus is Samson. The worst you get with Rage Virus is Samson. That's scary, but you can run the fuck. Run away, maybe. Get away. Nemesis is just shooting RPG at you. There's no survival. Fuck. What was the other one? Oh, the fucking mushrooms. Clickers, oh God, oh fuck. You even breathe them fuckers in your dug. That's chatter, that's hell rising, fuck.
Speaker 1:Which apocalypse do you want? I don't know if I want any of those. Oh God, if I could live on that little secluded island they were in the movie maybe I'd take we don't have one here. Maybe I'd take the fast fuckers. You're in Wisconsin. The funny thing is, though, they're fast and they haul ass, but the normal ones are they run, but they kind of run like this, so they're deceiving. Not like that first alpha, that Samson, the first alpha. That was fucking form-running. After these he just did. You see, he was form-running.
Speaker 1:I'll list them all for you, let's see how you feel. Do you want a nuclear apocalypse? Then we get super mutants and deathclaws and shit. How about an alien invasion? Yeah, I'm not going to live in a Vault-Tex evil. Fuck that. Some of them, not all of them. Asteroid Wait, that can destroy the Earth. Yeah, that's quick and painless. What the fuck is the Gringo hypothesis? That's the dinosaurs Limiting fertility.
Speaker 1:Huh, yeah, oh boy. Then you're just in Japan. You do know that they actually made a fucking manga and anime for the girls in Haram. Yeah, that was a disease. Japan's just not birthing children. No, it's because can't fucking afford shit. The stat was that more adults are in diapers in Japan than children.
Speaker 1:Robot uprising no, then we get. Than children. Robot uprising no, no. Ot1000. Then we get no, oh God. Oh, this is fun. I like this little segment. This is fun. Uh well, this doesn't fucking Okay.
Speaker 1:If I actually said every one of them, it'd suck. You have zombies. You have disaster. What the fuck is that? What disaster are you talking about? Natural disaster? Like like ten. What the fuck is that? What disaster are you talking about? Natural disaster? Probably Like like ten tornadoes at once, floods, floods.
Speaker 1:Then I gotta build a big-ass boat. We're going. I'll be Noah. No, yeah, I'll be Noah. I'm gonna round up the animals two by two. He's technically the only one with a long enough beard, dean. I'll round up the animals two by two.
Speaker 1:I feel like you would somehow collect your fucking Noah's Ark is two of every lady. Yeah, you're goddamn right. It is Dean. Save us. No, men, close this door. No, wait a minute.
Speaker 1:But I'm a femboy. Do I count? Get in Two of every lady, wood, you You're. I'm insulted If there's one spot left in my big ass boat and I have to choose between Sexy dime piece lady and best bud Jay. You're saying I'm going to choose the sexy lady. I'm saying you kicked Jay off the boat 10 minutes ago. It's not wrong. It's not wrong. Wait a minute. Let me get more here. Let me make this more funny. Do I let Lowe stay on the boat? Yeah, you let Lowe stay on the boat so you no longer have room for women. Then you kill them yourself. I'm sorry he's killing me for real.
Speaker 1:This is for plot development Character. I guess I do. Is that it? Do we got any more apocalypse? I'm trying I'm offended to say it More religious apocalypse. I'm 90%, I'm 90% sure you won't even let him on your boat, unless he brings his sister. Oh, oh, no, oh god, I'd have to be down. Bad him on your boat, unless he brings a skirt. Oh, oh, no, oh God, I'd have to be down. Bad, there must be not many left. I'm like oh, that's that fertility thing and we already know, for some reason she is. Do we got any ones we can survive?
Speaker 1:You've been saying once in a while Technology fails Dead, You're dead, you go off yourself because you have no technology. I can't, I don't get any more manga I don't get any more manga. I don't get any more manga. Which one was the one you said? Religious? Yeah, religious, the rap, we might. If you're good, you get raptured though in that. So we might be okay, some might be okay, be okay, I wouldn't. I already know we're going to hell. What? Okay, this is an option.
Speaker 1:Magic, magic, magic, magic, apocalypse. The unicorns rise up. Magic, oh God, this one I'm not happy, but it's on the list. Global warming oh, this goes with natural disasters. Certain people die or vanish. I don't understand that.
Speaker 1:One Infinity War yeah, thanos, that's Thanos. He was kind of right, he was just balancing shit out. I don't understand. I gotta read up on this one. Is it the Grey Goo Hypothesis? We're all turning to goo. Oh, my god, we found a rabbit hole of different types of apocalypses. Oh, no, nanotechnology goes crazy. Ai, singularity, the Matrix, skynet. Ai takes over the world, god damn. And enslaves humans. Oh, that's the Cagoo hypothesis. Oh shit, ai is starting to become a big thing. Oh, son of a bitch, oh boy, oh boy.
Speaker 1:Yo, I think we'd have too much fun in an alien apocalypse, depending on the type of alien. Me, I'm good, I volunteer to be kidnapped. We're already headed towards the regular one, to be kidnapped. It'd be for the good of mankind. It'd be for the good of mankind. Now you need to go watch your child. Oh no, I was kidnapped. Oh man, I don't know.
Speaker 1:Does that kind of lead us into our list, kind of, yeah, how would we survive the apocalypse? Our very different list. The top of it's not a top. It's not a top. We're just Ten items that you would like to have and I will say mine is pretty down to earth. I excluded, like I'm not going to say lightsaber and shit like that. I don't really have a ten, I just came up with things. Okay, that works.
Speaker 1:What would you feel you need to survive an apocalypse? I've got two dream things and then the everyday necessities. I have everyday necessities. I can think of some dreams, but most of my no, I think all of mine are actually necessities, everyday stuff too. I was kind of thinking if I had a choice of ten things to have for my base of survival, to start me off, I can always scavenge and find more shit. That's kind of what my list is. But my base stuff that I want, I will want if the apocalypse happened in this moment, right now, do we kind of want to do it like a top 10, or are we just safe? I don't think we have to or are we each safe? You want to know who starts. Oh, I don't have a top 10. I don't have 10. I have 10 but I don't. You have 10, but you can still off the dome to shit, like I do, especially after we say something Alright, dean Me, and you roll oh, 16. Four, oh great. How do we usually do it? Lowest number, like I said, mine ain't numbered, dean goes first. These ain't numbered, neither is mine.
Speaker 1:Flashlight and or lantern Very useful. Nighttime Need a source of light, especially if you want to try to camp down in someplace dark and if you're traveling at night, you need some sort of light. Especially if you're in some dark-ass wilderness. You need a light. I have flash. You need batteries for that shit, though. I have flashlight plus spare flashlight and extra batteries. Oddly enough, I wasn't going to put a bunch of asterisks of batteries, so I'm going to say, yes, batteries too would go. Something that goes hand in hand with that. I have a crank light. Okay, jay's got one of those crank battery power pack, because it's one of those that's an all-in-one. Well, that one's kind of unanimous then. Well, we're all on the same track there. That's unanimous.
Speaker 1:I don't think for the necessities I don't think there's going to be a lot of difference. For most of these we all have some sort of light. Yeah, like I said, light. I've got steel-toed boots. Yeah, that makes actual sense. I, I've got steel-toed boots. Yeah, that makes actual sense. I did not have that For the traveling. What if I had said what if I had said moccasins, I have jacket slash warm clothes, moccasins, they have to be somewhere down south. I have jacket slash warm clothes. I just I was like, okay, wisconsin, I'm in Wisconsin, I'm going to need warm clothes for winter. I can scap the shit out of that. I'm going to need that First aid kit, just a basic, just a basic little one you get from. So it's band-aids and shit.
Speaker 1:Hikers backpack. I didn't put backpack down. It was kind of my default because I'm going to assume we have backpacks, I don't assume. So I'm like sturdy one. Lots of pockets, yep, I actually own a hiker's backpack. Piece of knife Yep, well, I can.
Speaker 1:Sadly, the sad part about it in my list is that my knife and axe take up two items on her. I have hand axe, but I, me being me, I have machete. I need machete. That is my for chopping and also weapon. That is, you know, the one thing I think I have on my list that you guys don't, that we actually seen in the movie and I liked tarp. You need a tarp. Tarp's a good one. You know the one thing I think I have on my list that you guys don't, that we actually seen in the movie and I liked Tarp. You need a tarp. Tarp's a good one.
Speaker 1:I do have bow and arrow on here. I have bow and arrow. I don't Dean's like I need guns and ammo. I was like why do you have a pistol? I have a pistol on here too, as the backup. That's a last resort For only one not known for jamming Slammed here. Here's one That'd be a single shot rifle, most likely the most basic of necessity. Bottle of water, at least a couple To start. That's the most basic of necessity. Pot some pans on here, because then I can Purify water if you find it. I got non-perishable food on here because then I can Purify water if you find it. I got non-perishable food on here. I have canned goods and beef jerky. That's where my bow and arrow comes in Jerky's, just a good snack.
Speaker 1:I've got on here an easy to use Explosive and or distraction device. Easier distraction device. This is assuming. Somehow we end up traveling together. We have a moth in here. Where'd it come from? It's the virus. It is going pretty mad right now. I have no clue. It's a pretty big one too, so it had to have come in from Chimney, chimney or something. That's how we got the two birds down here.
Speaker 1:Oh, wow, damn, you're a big boy. You make a noise over there. Oh, I have matches and or fire starter. By fire starter I mean that little plastic thing. You just put the button and it goes. I love those.
Speaker 1:Fire to me is very important. I need fire Warmth, you need fire, if you might need fire. Do you not know how to make fire without a starter? I know how, but that's simple, easy, yeah, but eventually that runs out. So you still don't know how to do it anyway. Simple, easy, yeah, but eventually that runs out. So you still don't know how to do it anyway. And I do it the other way. The splint in the starter ends up not working anymore. That's practical. Use your knife and a rock. That's the start Got me a start.
Speaker 1:I didn't think that one would get pushed back. You're like, no, no, it's not pushed back. It's not pushed back. It's not working anymore. Everything, it's not pushed back. Everything I grabbed I'm going to be using wherever the tarp is about the only thing that is going to end up breaking on me at some point.
Speaker 1:My underrated one that I can think supernatural for is a porch or toilet paper. You think 2020 or supernatural for that Supernatural Supernatural later first, oh, and here here. Well, no, this is, I'm in. The other one is Croatian Virus. You could find one steal one. I always called it Croatian. Thanks to him, I have truck. That's on my dream list. I even listed Ford Bronco, jeep, hummer, something like that Gas guzzlers, but they're all terrain and you can sleep in them. Bitches, they serve multiple purposes. And, yes, gasoline is on my list too, even though that will run out.
Speaker 1:Oddly enough, diesel would be easier to come by than regular gas during the apocalypse. A customized four-wheel drive SUV and or slash truck, preferably with a front plow, not to mention you can actually make your own diesel. Yeah, versus regular gas. It's kind of shitty. That would have compass. That's easy. That's have compass. That's easy. That's a good one. I didn't put.
Speaker 1:I don't know how far I plan on traveling. Well, if you want, if it's, it depends what kind of apocalypse it is. If it's zombies, you want to get away from more populated areas. But Well, I have it easier than you guys. It's easier for me to get to the woods than to you. But then there's pros and cons. As fucked, it's easier for me to get to the woods than to you, hmm, hmm. But then there's pros and cons. As fucked up as the city would be, you can grab supplies and dip. There's pros and cons to every aspect.
Speaker 1:I would stop at my warehouse to get stealthware. It's arm protection stuff when I work. It's very easy to board up. I'd be there in a heartbeat. I'm in here Bye. There's only like 3-4, except you can't have one guy in there. That's only if it's vampires. Vampires can't be in there cause they'll just let them in.
Speaker 1:Fucker. Did you see them fucking fat, fucking worm eating ones On the ground there? What the fuck? How do they get so fat eating worms? Yeah, literally, they're crawling too, so it's like it's a full body workout. Those are probably the only ones I did not understand. Yeah, I'm like what the fuck.
Speaker 1:At least the bloaters made sense in Last of Us. Yeah, yeah, those were just ones. I did not understand. Yeah, I'm like what the fuck? At least the bloaters made sense in Last of Us? Yeah, yeah, those were just. That was just. That's what bloaters are Kinda, kinda.
Speaker 1:We never did get them jostling off the spores in the show, did we? No, not really. Did you even get one in season two? What a bloater, yeah yeah, in the show, did we? No, not really. Did you even get one in season two? What a bloater. Yeah yeah, in the fight with Tommy fights one in the first episode, when they're when the, when Joel's getting killed and they're a bunch of them break into Jackson, tommy fights a bloater. Oh Well, remember season two. We're going to get that fucking that next season. We're going to get that fucking thing. Abby fights Season two and a half. That's going to be cool. I'm going to be curious to see how they do that thing.
Speaker 1:I forgot what it's called as a name, but that fucking thing Giving Abby's side of the story, that's one cool thing. That was in Abby's side of the story, was that thing. I'm like, ah, what the fuck is this, mr? Detachable Arm Bloater, yep, detachable arm bloater. It's literally just a mix of eight to ten different bloaters and it, just as you're blowing it up, it falls off. Yep, yep, I hate my brain.
Speaker 1:You fight it in a hospital garage. No, I just abbreviated what he said. Dab oh my, it's a dab. It wishes it could dab. That's it. All it has to do is throw us forward. I don't think it was a hospital garage, it was some sort of garage. I thought it was an ambulance. I thought it was a triage center or a medical center. Maybe a medical center. It was something, it was medical something, but there was an ambulance.
Speaker 1:What would be your instinct? Your first place to go to for shelter, food, somewhere with food. So you'd like Food, but less, only less, as little entry points as you can so you can board up. Depending again what apocalypse it is. That'd be no fucking store ever. Depending what apocalypse it is, that'd be no fucking store ever. Depending what apocalypse it is. So you'd have to go to, like, mom and pop, food stores.
Speaker 1:Does the mist count as an apocalypse? The mist, yeah. Star Wars, mister. Something else? The movie the Mist, stephen King Mist or Patrick James shoots everybody in the head? Yeah, I don't want to do with that, where all the creatures are living in the fucking shit, all in the fog. I don't want to do it with Cloverfield or anything like that.
Speaker 1:It said religious, that's all it said. The Mist, oh God, dude. The mist, oh god. Like we couldn't even handle a religious freaking one because we're all gonna burn in hell. No Dean would create a new religion. Dean already has his own religion. Yeah, except what is he gonna call it? The tortas, the tortas? Tortas, oh god, oh no. Yeah, except what is he going to call it? The Tortoise? The Tortoise, oh God, oh no. Oh God.
Speaker 1:Did you have like dream ones, matt? What were the dream ones? The car was one of the dream ones. The other one was a Punisher-level armament. Punisher-level armament Yep, it's going. Armament, yep, give me his closet.
Speaker 1:I stuck pretty traditional with that. I said an AR-15, just because they're reliable and they're versatile and they're not heavy. I went with AR. I only know because, again, my guy at work just swears by ARs. He's probably got fucking four bitches, but he swears by ARs and handgun. I said Beretta and or Glock, because those are variable by handguns. Again, the problem with guns are on ammo, but that's a quick way to kill motherfuckers, people, creatures, whatever, and they're trying to detention Not.
Speaker 1:If you got a suppressor on it, then you can make those you can. What are you going to do? Old-fashioned can suppressor Yep, that works. Blow it out. Days Gone taught me that you put a little can on it. Hell yeah, hails, yeah.
Speaker 1:How accurate is that game? By the way, isn't that the one that had fucking hordes coming at you as you were fucking trying to run? I don't want that one, not the hordes. That shit was fun. I don't think I would survive that at all. I would be too tempted to need a fucking Gatling gun for shit like that. It depends. I don't the only zombie apocalypse we actually for shit like that. That depends, I don't. The only zombie apocalypse we actually want is the Walking Dead. Yeah, we're very slow as a bitch. If we catch that quick enough, we're gonna get him. We gonna get him if we catch that quick enough.
Speaker 1:Hold on, how did that fire start? They never said. Still not really said they just give you a vague little shit. Even throughout the comic. Not really said they just give you a vague little shit. Even throughout the comic. They didn't really say I mean, the best we got from Zombieland was a contaminated food and a gas engulf. That one makes way too much sense. Uh-huh, that truck of Twinkies. Goddammit, I hate coconut. Not the taste, the texture, right, it's all zombie land. See, this is the shit I was getting on before I came down here.
Speaker 1:It's like you're asking me to name a movie I've seen once Zombie land. No, she was asking me upstairs To name that movie. It's like I've seen this movie once. I've heard of it once I knew the movie Take. It's like I've seen this movie once. I've heard of it once. I knew the movie Take it to Paradise. Yeah, oh, that's the movie about the daughter, isn't it? Yeah, okay, yep, abby, I got the plot line. Abby, the girl that plays Abby, is the daughter. Yeah, that makes no sense. Huh, yeah, because she looks more like Ellie. And then they cast Bella Ramsey as Ellie.
Speaker 1:No shade though, dad. She did Come on Just about to say no shade though, because that poor girl is abused. I didn't even make fun of her. I just see what the director said on that scene. I did not. No, what, he can go burn in a fire too. What did he say? I'm going to quote him directly. Quote him directly. He's a shit. He's got to bring up the article on his phone. I'm going to be a dad. She said it. She did say it. But I'm like, oh no, this is going to be memed to all hell, and it was. I'm going to be a dad, oh God. Oh no, I'm trying to remember. I didn't even play the games, but that still doesn't feel right. I probably heard she didn't say it in the games.
Speaker 1:They put it in the show. I watched the Making it a Last of Us after each episode, so I probably heard him directly say it and I just forgot. While she's sitting there, I'm going to be a dead. Oh, I knew it was gonna be me. Dean, you're already a dad. I knew it was gonna be memed to all hell. I knew it. Did you find it? Bella and I were talking about the episode and I like to run things past them all the time. Craig Mazin recalls and I was like this just popped in my head. I don't know why. It just felt right. He's the one who did. Yeah, he's the reason it felt right. He makes alterations like these to the script all the time.
Speaker 1:He gauges the reactions from the actors to get it right. From the actors. Yes, how many of them actors have actually played the games? One they were told not to. Oh, for fuck's sakes, why do we have people that do this? And do you know what? I think you know Guess what Ellie's actual line in the movie is to when she's told that Dinah's pregnant.
Speaker 1:I'm being aunt. No, in the game. I don't know. Well, you're a burden now, aren't you? I'm being an aunt. No, in the game, I don't know. Well, you're a burden now, aren't you? You're a what? Well, you're a burden now, aren't you? That's what Ellie says to Dinah in that moment in the game. You're a burden now, aren't you? Okay, I guess I could see why they would change it, but I'm a dad. I'm going to be a dad. I think Dinosaur actress played the game. She was ranting and raving about the games on one interview I seen. I think she played the games. I like her, though she's going to be Hawkgirl in Superman.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they retconned Ellie to be less of a hard ass. I understand why they did it. Yeah, but now you're a burden. This is not a moment to be happy in this show. No, depression, we want more depression. You didn't get enough in Thunderbolt. No, we need more depression, literally became a sentient, being called the void. I will turn you all into the dark shadows. Fucking shit. That was the most obnoxious. What do you mean? Void was the villain, yes, but Void is Depression. Depression was the villain, oh, thank you.
Speaker 1:Caused by his father. Yep, childhood trauma. Yay, yay, oh God, that's a heavy theme lately in a lot of things. Yep, childhood drama. It wasn't this one too. Yeah, we just seen something. Dad, you're fooling around on mom, I'm gonna stab you.
Speaker 1:I couldn't tell if he, like they, had the virus or not, because did you see how she was getting angry, tossing shit around, and then dad's punching shit, damn near, wanted to hit him. Okay, anger's around. I guess you can't get rid of anger, but it's not a telltale. You have the Valiant virus. Oh god, it's sticking. The Valiant virus is sticking. Yep, god damn. Maybe the Valiant virus is the reason why the Samson had such a big cock. I don't know. You would love that, wouldn't you? It's like yeah, that's my mutation. Oh man, you didn't even take that joke.
Speaker 1:It was fun to go. What you looking at now? Nothing, no segway, no memes. We're not going to Last of Us memes. We've seen enough of the forehead. You know what the worst one? We've seen? Enough of the forehead. You know what the worst one I've seen was? What the worst one I've seen was?
Speaker 1:They put her face for MODOK and I'm like I mean, it fits, it fits, yeah, it does. Oh my God. I just sit there like oh my god. God, I just sit there like oh my god. They are just dragging this poor girl through the fucking mud and it's not her fault, she just does her lying. Shit Can't be worse than the crawlers from 28 years later. Oh damn, oh my god. Why did they? They actually made them squeal like pigs, just digging around for fucking worms and shit. Why did they? They actually made them Squill like pigs, just dig it around For fucking worms. Yup, you know what? No, I know what their main diet was. Now, it was truffles.
Speaker 1:I'm just like how did you got Samson who became Big ass gorilla Looking dude? And they apparently he brought up God damn it, forehead. Big ass gorilla looking dude, and they apparently deal. God damn it, forehead. God damn it, fucking shit. That one's gonna be in your head for a while. That one's gonna be there for a while.
Speaker 1:Oh, oh nice. Why be a family when you could be a dad. Put it on Vin Diesel's fucking face, maybe. That one, yep, oh my God. No wonder she deleted her social media. I would have done too. No wonder she deleted her social media.
Speaker 1:I'm like, oh my God, I have never. I ain't never seen this. But I'm like, oh my god, I have never. I ain't never seen this. But I'm like, oh my god, I've never seen someone get drunk. Bella Ramsey's getting it bad. Diddy's getting. Diddy deserves it, but he's getting it bad, even though some of them Diddy memes be fucking killing me. He loves being in prison. He couldn't get to his favorite fucking place. He's the kingpin of prison, dude, don't, no. No, I've seen that one and it doesn't no.
Speaker 1:What If they ever do a live-action Buzz Lightyear? They're casting her Live-action Buzz Lightyear. They already did the gay thing. Yeah, that was very not received. Well, and it was just a side character. It wasn't him. What the hell, dave? Oh God, I mean, let's see what's on the horizon.
Speaker 1:We talked about Jurassic Park already. Already, that's the next one. You got Fantastic Four, jurassic World Superman, something in between that and Fantastic Four. In my phone I have Jurassic World Superman, fantastic Four, the Naked Gun oh God, nobody, honey, don't Conjuring. Oh, this is the last stretch. Okay, this is into September, that's into August. Yeah, saul 11 still has a fucking question mark. Tron Ares, the Black Phone 2. That fucking shit could be true. Mortal Kombat 2. There's a big one, trident, or Badlands, another big one, and then we're into December and we don't have anything actually written down yet.
Speaker 1:Well, once we get past this, they start to really they start to calm down. I pay attention to a lot of Especially episodes. Huh, I pay attention when we're watching trailers. After Adam, what's first? Fantastic Four or Superman? Jurassic World, no, superman or Fantastic Four, superman Superman's first. Okay, so after Fantastic Four, they really For episodes at least.
Speaker 1:Like, I'm not like we only have the me and you movies like easy episodes. You're gonna have to start making up some content then cause easy episodes kinda die out. We're not gonna do one on some of them. Fucking movies, like if we've seen a fucking comedy movie, we could do a top 10 for comedy movies which, but Dean's waiting on that one for a naked gun. Yeah, that could work. That's about the only comedy that we're getting close to at this point. Dean's entire list is just going to be Vince Vaughn, that other one, even though it's a kind of a dark comedy, that Benedict Cumberbatch one with his wife looks funny. Yeah, that looks funny.
Speaker 1:I didn't add that one to the list, though, because I figured that would just be a me and you thing, because he might end up seeing that on a Tuesday or something. Matt don't see every single one because some gotta get cut. He already told me some get cut, like Karate Kid. He wasn't gonna see until he's seen it with us. Some get cut From the Tuesday. Fucking, bring it up to him, man, he's gonna discuss it, he's gonna discuss it and you know, see, he's like the fucking director. Yeah, that's cut. We get the director's cut from him. Director's cut, dude, director's cut.
Speaker 1:That's an interesting podcast name. The director's cut, the director's cut. Yeah, it is. I guarantee someone's got that one. Yeah, yeah, we couldn't take it. God, I remember. I still remember the days of 12 o'clock. Hey, that's still an interesting fucking name, and you know it. Yes, that was a good name. That was a good name. I had reasons for it.
Speaker 1:It only lasted for like 3 episodes. It could have had spin offs, but then we got re-branded into this. What was our last episode of 12 O'Clock? Oh yeah, noseless Villain. Wonder Woman 84 was our last episode. Yeah, it was just me and you and that was a fucking. And the shop never opened again. Nope, oh God, I'm really surprised I did use that. I'm really surprised we didn't just say fuck it and use that name again. We said no, we can't use that name again. I didn't know how it was gonna work Because by some miracle, chance in hell, we became really popular and big.
Speaker 1:Great Guess, he was a part of that one. We're guests at comms in San Diego and New York. What? Well, legally we have been able to get around it, because if we got famous stuff where we were getting paid for it, we can legally argue that he wasn't on an episode that made it big. Look at our lawyer here. Alright, why didn't you say that in the beginning? Damn it, I wouldn't have had to re-brand everything. It doesn't disappoint the legal issue at all. It does. I'm still wait, god. I'm still trying to understand and trying to figure shit out of how our most popular episode was the top 20 movies of the year one, because everybody loves reviews. Yep, that one was. We're technically kind of doing reviews. We're not going in depth Breakdowns, year-long breakdowns, because I'm like.
Speaker 1:That one surprised me. We got another one coming up. Which one? In six months? Yeah, in six months, Dean, and you have your actual list growing. I have to rely on him. No, I kind of got mine in here. There's a Wikipedia article that actually does a decent job. Yeah, speaking of the only one I could probably add onto my list that I know, neither of you have watched K-pop Demon Hunters, that's some really catchy fucking songs in there. I'm like I know what it is. It's on Netflix. It's actually a very decent movie. I know his ass would actually like it if he watched it.
Speaker 1:Are you adding Killer of Killers on there? Isn't that? Is that a show? That's on my? It's on yours? I haven't seen it yet, so I'm just adding 28 years. The partner one. I'm just adding 28 years, the partner one. I'm just adding 28 years later. I forgot to add it usually Okay, done. What do we have on there For ours?
Speaker 1:Well, you've seen Rosario. Until Dawn. Thunderbolts, sinners, companion, heart Eyes, love Hurts, captain, merc 4, the Monkey, novocaine. Hurry Up Tomorrow. Fight or Flight, final Destination, bloodlines, accountant 2, bring Her Back. Karate Kid, legends, predator, killer of Killers for me, how to Train your Dragon. And 28 Years Later.
Speaker 1:We've actually cranked a few in the past month. We're seeing a few extra ones that Matt like a lot of the horror ones. But that's a good thing, because then they get there. But I see a new movie every week, pretty much regardless, so I'm seeing ones you guys couldn't see yet You're going to watch that one. It evens out no guarantee it evens out and I watch a few of the ones that I think I'll like that I missed Like a couple of the ones that got really high on mine. I watched late last year Like Blink Twice. I watched that late.
Speaker 1:I got to get back on Amazon Prime to see what new movies have come out here, cause I had like the jackpot was on my top 20 last year for one of the ones I wish I was. Actually I got to get some of those Decent comedy. Those are the ones that kind of look. That I kind of forget about is the streaming service movies. I don't watch those as much unless it's like a like predator is predator. I the streaming service movies. I don't watch those as much, unless it's like Predator is Predator. I love Predator, so I'm going to watch that one, which is why you got the Hulu one out of it, trying to find some of those, and not all of them are worth it, because some of them suck.
Speaker 1:I mean, part of me wishes I had Netflix, but I'm never going to get it. Because part of me wants to see the new Frankenstein. Frankenstein, yeah, with Oscar Isaac and Guillermo. That shit's like 20 bucks a month now. Yeah, it's a fucking joke. So, pissed, I looked at my own. Which one? Netflix, netflix? Oh well, wait, that's only on Netflix. Guillermo del Toro, oscar Isaac, frankenstein yeah, sleeping sucks.
Speaker 1:What do you mean coming soon? Well, that's right, I saw that last night. Did you know the Sandman bleepin' sucks. What do you mean coming soon? Well, that's right, I saw that last night. Did you know the Sandman was getting a second season? Yes, I thought it was canceled. Only on Netflix. Fubar. Let's see which ones does. Let's see ones does. Let's see Matt.
Speaker 1:Don't have Rosario horror movie. Until Dawn, I don't think you have. Nope, I chose not to go see that. No, until Dawn, yes, yes, no. Hard Eyes slasher movie. You've seen the Monkey? You did not see Hurry Up Tomorrow, whatever, fire Flay, for some reason. I don't know if you've seen Final Destination Bud Lines. I swear to God.
Speaker 1:You said it got cut. Ryan didn't want to see it, but I know he saw the last movie. What do you mean? The last like Final Destination movie? Okay, I was wondering. You're like that one got cut. I did not see that one and that one will probably end up pretty decently high on my account until you've seen. I know I watched the Electric State and you guys didn't the Chris Pratt and Millie Bobby Brown movie. Yep, that didn't follow the books very well. Nope, I enjoyed it, but I didn't read the books, so I had no reason to criticize it.
Speaker 1:This is going to be a tough ranking for you. No, because I got a lot of heavy hitters. A lot of them will. Sinners is the obvious one. Going through Nova Kane is a heavy hitter. Count 2 is a heavy hitter. I'm not seeing that on here. It's going to be tough. Is it literally just called the Frankenstein? I don't know what it was called. I'm looking up Oscar Isaac. At this point, only Monsters Play God. November 2025. So it's in November and we already got our trailer. Yeah, oscar Isaac. Jacob Elordi, mia Goth. Oh, dean, mia Goth. Fine, remind me, I will watch that. I had to type in Frank just to find it. Let's see Captain America 4.
Speaker 1:You are not making much. You're just not making anywhere on your list, is it? No, that's not. It depends what comes out. It depends if anything comes out. I'm surprised that's not. It depends what comes out. It depends if anything comes out. I'm surprised that's not a category on Netflix yet. Only on Netflix. You have to actually scroll down to that part. Only on Netflix. Hmm, that's going to be.
Speaker 1:This one came out last year and I know I was the only one that watched it Ultraman Rising. I'm hoping for the sequel. Don't know I'll get it. It's going to be interesting. It'll be interesting.
Speaker 1:The top, the top 20, is forever changing, but when you do the final ranking it becomes a little hard. That wasn't a movie, that was a series. You know the ones that are going to still finish very high because they're the ones that stay strong, like Sinners and Novocaine and Count 2. Well, I know Novocaine is still standing strong for Max. He told me that is still standing strong up there. I mean was good, but I don't have it in my top five. I told him that too. I really liked it. Jay was like it's a remake, so he's kind of mad at me For what? What did you say about the movie? Because I Were you judging the dog. No, so when Hiccup picks up Astrid and they go flying on the dragon, when she's upside down on top of the dragon After she climbs back on after saying whatever, she climbs back on after saying whatever, I didn't get the feeling in the animation for the scene, but for some reason, watching it in live action them flying around, I turned to Ryan and said a whole new world Action.
Speaker 1:You do realize that Toothless is based off a stitch right. Why is it? Aladdin deserves a better remake. I didn't think it was a bad remake. I didn't either. I thought Aladdin was okay. Not amazing by any means, but okay, I'm just. I'm sadly a part of that crew where I will always miss Robin Williams.
Speaker 1:So, yeah, I didn't think they should have gotten an actual comedian to do it and not Will Smith. I didn't think he. He hasn't been a comedian in years. Yeah, song artist writer, shit like that. Yeah, well, his last song wasn yeah, but well, his last song wasn't really shit, but no, the only sound he's making now is the bitch slap against Chris Rock's face. Even that's getting old, it's still funny. I wonder what the next Disney live action is. Are they quitting after Snow White bowed? Nope, they're not quitting, they're just gonna keep Because Lilo and Stitch made money.
Speaker 1:Yeah, fuck, yeah, lilo and Stitch is fucking. I can't even talk about that fucking movie. It pisses me off. I didn't even watch it and it's been ruined for me. Lilo and Stitch An actor's already died in that movie.
Speaker 1:Huh, an actor who starred in that movie is now dead. Oh and say star, but it's a memorable. He appeared in a movie. The snow-going guy died. That was in the movie that replaced the snow-going guy in the animated one died already. I hate how evil my brain went right there. I was like okay, that's karma, uh-huh, oh God, no it's, I don't like that. My brain went that way because he didn't deserve that. Nope, lilo and Stitch 872 million worldwide. It wasn't his decision to be a fucking joke. Yeah, that's making money. No the joke 172 million worldwide. It wasn't his decision to be a fucking Joke yeah, that's making money. No, the joke would have actually been putting an American fat citizen there eating the snow cone, because that was the actual joke in the original Lilo and Stitch.
Speaker 1:That was apparently missed on the new director and they changed the whole core concept of the movie. Oh yeah, why make Jumba a villain? He's supposed to have that. Not even that. Jumba makes sense in a villain in a one-off. It doesn't make sense as a villain from the animation cartoon because of the shows that came afterwards.
Speaker 1:Well, that's the thing. You're not getting anything off. They're not going to do a live-action Jumbo cartoon show. You're not getting a Lilo and Stitch 2. Now You've broken yourself off. You're not getting. You can't build off of what they did. No, and again, they shouldn't do a lot of the number twos that come out of the shows because they were mostly bad. Well, lilo and Stitch 2, the official second movie, stitch has a Glitch, wasn't even a full fucking film. Really they shouldn't do the one. The official sequel was the TV show technically. And then you had Leroy and Stitch where they made 627, which was just Stitch as Red and Eviler. I already went through. I've already gone through the list. A lot of Disney's sequels should not have been made at all.
Speaker 1:I have hopes in DreamWorks if they keep bringing back people like they did for this one, like he had such a hard beef with Disney that he made this movie and he did a very good job. The only thing I give him shit for is casting, because I thought the director had a final say in casting. Okay, a lot of these don't even have dates yet. But and I'm not even talking about astrid, because after watching the movie she played the part going off of the upcoming live-action Disney movies oh boy, upcoming. They're still working, yeah, still working. A lot of them have to be determined for dates, but Screen Rant has these as like Hunchback of Notre Dame live-action. Oh, please don't fuck that one.
Speaker 1:In early development, in early development. What are they gonna do with Esmeralda? That one's coming Because the actual villain of that fucking film was something Disney doesn't want to touch anymore. The Aristocats confirmed live action coming. Are you going to do a live action, aristocats? They're just going to do a live action. It's going to be like Cats, the movie all over again. They're basically going to do it as Lady and the Tramp slash Lion King. The animals are still going to look like animals, but it's still going to do it as Lady and the Tramp slash Lion King. The animals are still going to look like animals, but it's still going to just be played off of that.
Speaker 1:No, this one, no, no, I swear on that one. They walked on twos and they danced Live action. Hercules is confirmed and I am praying at the altar. They do not ruin that, because that's one of my favorite Disney movies. They've been fucking teasing us with that one forever. It better not Cruella 2. Yeah, first Cruella was Emma Stone bias, but the movie was fine. Okay, no, that was an excellently done villain origin Emma Stone bias. Ridiculous Emma Stone bias. I don't even have Emma Stone bias for that one. That was an excellently done villain origin. She's going to be the reason why you go see Eddington. Pedro Joaquin no, pedro doesn't have a kid in that one, or actually technically exists according to the trailer.
Speaker 1:Tangled live action Jesus Christ, they're just making them all. I don't need that one. I am happy with the Tangled I have. If the one actress gets the role, I'll be okay with it. Who the main girl? The main girl. She wants to do it? I don't see it.
Speaker 1:The sword and the stone Development delayed, but coming. You can see her without brown hair. She traditionally doesn't have brown hair. She's a blonde Like her mother in the Stone Development Delayed, but coming. You see her without brown hair. She traditionally doesn't have brown hair. She's a blonde Like her mother in the film. It's kind of odd that they changed her hair color then Because they were trying to make her look like her dad, her grandpa. I thought it was dad. No, that's grandpa, it is grandpa. Sword in the Stone. Live Action Development Delayed. It is Grandpa. Sword in the Stone. Live action Development delayed. Development delayed. I don't want them to fuck that one up.
Speaker 1:Siri Jungle Book 2. Rumored this one. This one I can literally watch on the goddamn Nature Channel. Bambi In early development I can watch that on fucking the Nature Channel. Bambi In early development I can watch that on fucking the Nature Channel. I'm not sold, but I am leaning. I don't hate it.
Speaker 1:Rapunzel Okay, as Rapunzel. Aladdin 2, yes, that's her favorite Disney movie. Is it Yep, tangled or just like Tangled? Okay, it's her favorite Disney movie. Is it Tangled? Tangled, it's a pretty good fucking movie.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she was doing an interview and they told us they were talking about doing a live-action one and she just looked at the camera and went Nice, I'm sorry, live-action Bambi is just in my head. That is just in there. What you want to be the voice of the king? No, I'm going to go see it. Just because of Thumper. They better not fuck up Thumper. You want to be the voice of Thumper? They better not fuck up Thumper. How about when he's grown up and he gets his girlfriend? Because of me, I love Thumper, thumper. I love when he's grown up and he gets his girlfriend, because that's me. I love Thumper. That's me. He's energetic and happy. I'm still laughing. Live action Bambi.
Speaker 1:They still made a whole movie on a mom, that deer that got shot by hunters. They're still going to do the shot off screen. Ha, they might. Or are they gonna drive it home for PETA? Oh, or, I'm not sorry, vegans? Oh, I thought it was venison. Yeah, it is called venison. It's very tasty meat. I'll talk about meat in front of you, why I have tasty meat. Stop talking about meat. Confirm that to me, why I have tasty meat. That's why he's never going to have me taste it. So it's fine, I don't lose.
Speaker 1:I should have been in that movie. I should have been in the movie. You're not Alpha, damn it. Yes, I am. I wanted to be in the movie. God damn it. Oh man, no. Oh man, no. I should have been, damn it. That's my role. Oh bitch, I loved it. You just run around naked and go oh no, he's looking something up. No, yeah, we'll see what Disney does.
Speaker 1:You're a Sigma. What's a Sigma? You're top brass, but you're outside of the group. What? Because I'm by myself. Fuck y'all. Yep, okay, I'm going to say it. I am lone, fuck y'all.
Speaker 1:I had to go to wolf terms and actually look it up, but now that I think about it a bit more, that used to be a fucking term. People use Sigma, sigma boy Me. Decipher that. You're saying that, as I am not saying that as an insult. I'm like it's not an insult.
Speaker 1:If I wanted to insult you, I'd have to say something entirely different, like something about not surviving the apocalypse because you got too handsy. I can see it. There's a fucking comedy movie right there and it'd be a virus that kills men uniquely. You can't jack off. That's how you get the virus. That is a manga already. It is Kind of what If you don't lose your virginity by the time you turn 18, you die. You're saying this is a movie or a story. This is a manga already. Oy, oy, oy.
Speaker 1:Do I have an original idea in my brain at all? It's not whether or not you think it's an original idea, it's whether or not. Somebody's also had an idea. Has somebody else had this idea? You know, most of the time when I think of things, I have to go on the internet. Did somebody else also think this? Uh-huh, you know what's the reason why I use AI? Right, because most of the time I'll put my prompt in there and it'll somehow come slightly different just enough from somebody else's shit. Enough from somebody else's shit, like our brand new intro and outro, which I'm wondering how it's gonna do or be taken.
Speaker 1:Nate said it was too long. Too long. Yeah, we'll figure it out. We didn't need a full-on song for the intro. No, we didn't. We don't have credits long enough for an entire outro either. I thought that one was like 30 seconds. Oh well, I can figure it out, figuring it out. I am figuring this shit out as we go. It's kind of sad. As we just established, we don't have an original idea. Nope, it's kind of sad. I'm only doing that into our second season, though. No originality.
Speaker 1:This is episode nine. I think I don't keep track of that. Only when I put the episode up does it actually tell me At least something. Tells you, eh, hmm, got anything else to say? Not really what Drugs, drugs. Doing a drug deal now In this heat, yes, I guess I suppose you gotta make some money. I heated up, got so much rooms. I heated up drug deal. Oh God, that's the zombie joke. That's the one who started the virus. He was selling shrooms on the street but it was too fucking hot so it mutated. Baked, double baked, double baked. Good night everybody.
