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Film Frenzy: Top 20 Films of 2024, and more!
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Reflecting on our favorite films of 2024, we dive into a robust conversation about the top 20 movies that captivated us. Spanning genres and styles, each film offers unique stories worth discussing, from heartfelt tales to spine-tingling horrors.
• The Wild Robot showcases family themes and technology
• Bike Riders stands out with its humor and authenticity
• Marvel's latest releases keep our excitement alive for 2025
• Terrifier series redefines horror with dark humor
• Conversations ignite questions about cinematic value and storytelling
Welcome to the Night Fallsville podcast. 2024, best of edition. I guess Start off the new year with the last year's edition, yep. So today, basically, the main focus is talking about our top 20 best films we've seen of 2024. Simple enough. More like these two are going to give you their best 20.
Speaker 1:I'm just going to go off the dome. Mostly I have a list, but I did not rank it. Are you just going to pick random ones? That's fine. I did not rank it. You got to try at least to be kind of okay with it.
Speaker 1:Well, whatever, you didn't have a favorite movie of last year, you could pick a top few. No, I didn't. Jesus, I go to the movies to be entertained. Yes, and which one entertains you the best? I'm very fucking Roman, thank you In that aspect. I don't care what the fuck's happening, as long as somebody's dying in the Coliseum. Well, nobody died in any of the movies you went to. Terrifier, they did. Huh, terrifier, they did. Oh, no, somebody in the audience died. Yeah, we did, especially at Smile. No, it'll be brought up, don't worry. Alright, alright, and keep going.
Speaker 1:Marvel News, a little Marvel News. Do we want to do our top 20s first? That's a change of pace Anticipated movies next year. That's why we're basing the episode on. We can go through news afterwards as bullshit. Yeah, we could. I guess we'll start with our top 20 movies of 2024. Yeah, change of pace. Change of pace, I mean, we're dedicating an episode to what we saw last year. Might as well make it the main. It's a 2025 edition, no 2025's episode for last year's edition. That's just because we haven't actually seen a movie this year yet. God, there's some good ones. In my honorable mention, we didn't see a movie on the list that was worth going and seeing until February, right?
Speaker 1:Uh-oh, he brought out the dice. Uh-oh, who the hell is the special guy that sits with the dice For a campaign? I'm no longer a part of. Ah, special guy that's just with the dice For a campaign I'm no longer a part of. I'm not going first. You're like I'm not going first. Dean's probably going first. That's a nine. Where'd that stand After you? I was a one. Oh, what the fuck, little man. I think I said I'm not going first. Oh, this is going to be. What are you going to do, joe? Are you going to pull up that list I sent you, or did you put them in the notepad or something. I put them in the notepad. I just copied what you sent me got. I put it in the notepad. I just copied what you sent me. Got rid of the ones I didn't see. Oh, you did. Okay, that's what you needed to do. Okay, oh, I have one already. Someone thought of it. Yes, yeah, unlike you, who's busy looking for TikTok before it dies Again, my lord and savior, donald J Trump, saved TikTok.
Speaker 1:He can't save TikTok. It's not a Donald Trump-savable problem. God. It took fucking five minutes to mention Trump. Not even. It's not even four minutes in, yet Three and a half. Yeah, he got right to work. Good, give me all my executive orders. It's the most pro-Trump I'll ever be. You gotta admit I'm not pro-anyone, both terms. He was in. He got to work right away. The memes are great. This man has done more in two days, for fuck's sake. The guy went to North Carolina too already, and they're finding homes for the people.
Speaker 1:Number 20. You're going to me. You rolled the highest. Alright, my number 20 is one that, surprisingly, it might seem low to a lot of people, but I had to put it in there because I really was not expecting the really vibe of Majay to be like I knew he would.
Speaker 1:20 for me is the Wild Robot. You actually watched it. Yes, that was the last movie I watched. I watched it last night. It was on Peacock. I was like what made you vibe with it? It's a heart movie man. It's a heart movie man. It's a heart movie. It's someone that someone older can really vibe with because it's about family and it's a robot.
Speaker 1:It wasn't the voice actors. Hey, that fox had a magic child, technically, yep, yep. You know what I mean. It was Pedro the bear who voiced the bear Hamill. The bear was get who voiced the bear hamill. I figure that might be higher on may. I think that's gonna be way higher on matt's list. I know it's probably in the top 20 somewhere, but I liked it enough to.
Speaker 1:It had some competition for 20 though I'll talk about honorable mentions after we're done but it had some competition. But the feels for that one I was like we'll put it. Going to put it in there, I'm going to put it in there. It was a good movie. It's a beautiful movie though too it was. It looked good. I might have put that in the top list for a different type of list, but it didn't make my 20. It looked good. It was a good-looking movie.
Speaker 1:I vibed more with what the hell was that other family one that Netflix put out a while ago, the one where AI was taking over the fucking world? The Mitchells and the Machines. I vibed with that one more than I did. Wild Robot it was a charming movie.
Speaker 1:Animated movies take a lot to get me. Was that DreamWorks? I think so. I liked it. Good movie. I had. Movies take a lot to get me. Was that DreamWorks? I think so. Yeah, dreamworks, I liked it. Good movie. Had a good time with that.
Speaker 1:Like I said, it had a lot of competition over 20. Who the hell deserves 20? Let's go with Bike Riders. Okay, that's my 21. That was lower on that one than all you guys, probably because I didn't. I liked it.
Speaker 1:But oh, I want to say too, all these movies. I probably liked, most of these movies. Well, these ones I really liked, they're the top 20. But even the ones under it I didn't really. There wasn't many bad movies we went to see. So it's not like I'm calling a movie If it's not in my top 20, I'm not calling it bad and I'll talk about it in honorable mentions. There was a lot of close For my list. I think it's going to be that we've done fucking podcast episodes. Huh, there was a lot of close ones, several all these. We didn't do episode one for me.
Speaker 1:So bike riders I, I wasn't expecting that story like. All that to me was new. I had an idea going into it, yeah, but I didn't knew nothing about that particular gang and where they came from and everything they did. Yeah, well, it was a true story. It was based on a scrap. They talked about the milwaukee ones, yeah, but I knew nothing about fucking Chicago and all that. Well, I don't remember if they actually no, I don't think they explicitly said Outlaws, but Outlaws, oh, they didn't. Yeah, outlaws are Milwaukee, west Coast is Hells Angels. So I was like they didn't even name them Hells Angels.
Speaker 1:It wasn't my only. I'm a Tom Hardy stan, so that it wasn't my only. I'm a Tom Hardy stamp, so that's part of why I wanted to see it. So it wasn't my traditional biker thing for me. That's why I didn't have it, because it's more about just the life and all that shit. It's not about the like. I love sons of anarchy. That's, to this day, still my favorite TV show. I love Tom's character and they're very different, so it's kind of how he went out. Yeah, that was bullshit. Knives or fists Knives, just get shot.
Speaker 1:I was like, oh fuck, I like Austin Butler though too. Austin Butler's growing on me. Austin Butler's pretty damn good. A lot of shit he does. You know what got me? I was half expecting oh my God, I'm going to be talking about him. I was half expecting to hear the Elvis accent too. It took him a while to get rid of it. That was number 20. Like I said, I'm excited because it's going to be interesting and different.
Speaker 1:I like this Because Matt's got some we ain't seen, and he's got some that. I like this Roadhouse. You just had to say it that way, didn't you? You'll probably hear it again. Yeah, well, it's gonna be higher than where I have Wild Robot on here Probably not. It was a great video. I had a lot of fun with it. I'm very disappointed it only went to Amazon, and it wasn't supposed to.
Speaker 1:We've had a lot of movies like that lately, though. Well, this one had it written in the contract that it was going to get a theatrical release. Didn't that piss a lot of people off? The director pissed off Because they took it off of theatrical release and put it straight to Amazon where he couldn't make any money off of it. Yeah, yeah, oh yeah. I'm trying to be vague because we're going to hear that one again. Matt already knows it's going to be your set again. I don't think either of you are going to. I only know the original. That's one I didn't actually watch. I don't think either of you is going to have my 19 on your list. 19?, yep, 19. I got Twisters Slightly higher. I had a lot. I thought it was going to to be.
Speaker 1:I kind of want to see a stupid fucking movie about tornadoes again. I seen the first one. Whatever, it was a fun. That was a fun movie and a great soundtrack. There's two songs. That soundtrack I still listen to all the time in the car and I'm becoming a Glenn Powell stan. I'm just becoming a Glenn Powell stan. I had you watch that at my place. Yeah, that's, I just threw it on randomly because we had it. I bought the two-pack movies because I really liked the original Twisters or Twister. Glenn Powell just has aura man. He's got aura.
Speaker 1:Twisters felt like a almost copy-paste of the original, except they added more tornadoes, more tornadoes. It gave you the intro. More than it gave you the intro, more than it gave you an intro more than the first one did. Oh yeah, they gave you more background to the characters themselves. Yeah, oh yeah, pretty much was.
Speaker 1:And then I don't know if I vibed with the political aspect of it. Are you talking about the insurance companies or whatever the fuck that was getting the money, not giving them money to rebuild their gym, I mean? But there are people that do that. Yeah, it's happening now in California. It's not even just California, it's everywhere. That had a disaster. Yeah, very true against. I will actually put Twisters at 19. That had a disaster. Yeah, very true Against. I will actually put Twisters at 19 with him. Okay, mine's higher, but it'll be up. See, even them. Putting a fiery fucking tornado in there didn't make it better. Yeah, at least it wasn't sharks.
Speaker 1:The only thing that I really liked About the movie was, as much as people hate on that movie, I love the theme song Shark Shark. I don't even remember a cow spinning through the sky In this one. There were so many fly things going through the sky and that pisses me off, because I actually really liked that in the original. I went on the ride in Orlando and they put a fucking ceramic cow flying through the fucking air. It was awesome. If it's still up and running, I want to go to Universal. I want to go on a damn Jaws ride. I want to go on a Jaws ride. That's how it was down for maintenance for quite a while. You know how old that fucking machine is. The shark In the water? The shark has a fucking name and I can't remember what it is. They named the robot. That was R-19.
Speaker 1:What movie? I don't think you guys saw Bad Boys Ride or Die. I did see that it was in consideration, did not make it, but okay, I liked it. I liked it better than the last one. Bad Boys are Well. It's kind of weird how I feel like I did like that one better than the last one, even though they did better with his son. Yeah, a little bit, he redeemed himself at least Mm-hmm 18. I tried my damnedest. I wasn't sure if it was going to make it, but it did get up. It did get there.
Speaker 1:Eddie, venom 3. Nope, eddie, not on mine. I love Tom Hardy and I appreciate that series as much as people want to. It sucks, it sucks. I had fun with him. Leave me alone. It's Venom. It's Spider-Man related. I had fun with him. Leave me alone. It's Venom. It's Spider-Man related. I had fun with them. I like seeing all the what's your vibe with them. It's chocolate and chicken nuggets.
Speaker 1:Did you expect Venom to be in mine somewhere, like it'd be in there somewhere? It's not as high as you probably thought, but I had to be fair. I was more surprised Wild Robot made your list than I am that Venom major list. I liked Wild Robot. I just didn't know. You actually put it on. It made it, you'll see. It had a lot of competition.
Speaker 1:I was like for the feels aspect. I'm going to put it on there. Okay, venom was fun to me. No one here says it was a bad movie. Me being the Spider-Man stan, I'm going to vibe with it a little more than other people. It just threw me off in the direction it took right away, and then, of course, you have a dance scene in every movie. Now, we talked about this, we talked about this. There were some feels, though. There were some feels. It says goodbye Eddie, only to find out that he has a spawn on a cockroach, and then that dude at the end, the Hispanic guy I can't fucking remember his name, and Null, who I said we'll never fucking see again. We'll never see him again, probably. Oh, what the fuck else? I just if I had to bring up a gripe. I was disappointed they left out they should have just they left out Toxin for whatever fucking reason. They left out Scream for whatever fucking reason.
Speaker 1:My third favorite symbiote. I had issues with it but Killed one off, didn't they? Almost all of us, they almost all died, except for Agony. Purple one yeah, agony's about to who was being originally the one that was possessing the cop Toxin Left. Toxin dipped on him. That's how they explained it. He left on him, he dipped. I'm like what? Because that wasn't Toxin that was with him. They would have called him Toxin Toxin's, a very popular symbiote. But yeah, the original symbiote that was with him, scream Scream, wasn't there. Purple one was Agony. That was Agony, that was not Scream Scream's yellow, right, most of them were there. But again, you gotta know symbiotes to be able to fucking name them. Because there were named ones. It is never named them, like Lasher was there.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, I don't want to talk about that anymore. Next, we had a whole episode on it. Yeah, what the hell? What do I want to put here? Fuck it, cuckoo, cuckoo. I call it cuckoo because it's cucking. That movie is about cucking. I would have also appreciated clucking. That only happens a little bit.
Speaker 1:I'm so glad they didn't actually add that in the movie. If you didn't fucking cover your ears you were in trouble, not sound effect wise, but monster wise. It's just the way they were bred and everything. It was one of those weird ass movies where, if you didn't pay attention, you would have been lost pretty freaking easily. And then the villain of the movie movies where, if you didn't pay attention, you would have been lost pretty freaking easily. Yeah, and then the villain of the movie Dude, just sitting there reading them because they're an endangered species.
Speaker 1:That is the great Dan Stevens. Never forget the great Dan Stevens. He's on my list a bunch of times. I love Dan Stevens. I could have sworn he was your favorite part of the movie, wasn't he? Yes, because the guy plays a villain. Great, like I said you might. How many times are we going to see his ass on mine? You're going to see him again Only one other time on mine, let's see. Yeah, okay, I was wondering. The only thing that threw me off is I thought they were trying to redeem the little sister more, yeah, and it didn't really happen. It's a very different. It's a very different kind of movie Again, that one you might hear again later.
Speaker 1:That's what? 18? Yeah, 18 for me. My 18, alien Romulus Well, you figured. But 18 for me, my 18? Alien Romulus Well, you figured. But Yep, I love how we're doing our signals like show what's on ours.
Speaker 1:Matt's just not happy with the basketball player. That was his big swing, but I didn't hate it. I was more like damn If his son's big because he's fucking tall. This is how we get the fucking human aliens. The worst thing was he kept trying to suck on some tit Like mommy.
Speaker 1:I liked every other movie on this list more than I liked that movie, but at least made your list. Yeah, yeah, that's good. I liked 17 more movies better than that, and I don't care if you're judging me about the next one. Next, oh God, oh God, that depends on what the next one is. 17? You've seen it? I know you've seen it. 17 for me is Roadhouse. That movie was. It wasn't that much higher than mine. That was fun. That movie was fucking fun. I didn't expect to have a good time. Jake Gyllenhaal. I like Jake Gyllenhaal more and more each time I see him.
Speaker 1:The fact that I tell people Conor McGregor was not acting in that movie, he was himself. That was Conor McGregor. That was just Conor McGregor. He was just. He showed up to the bar one day, started fighting, filmed. Showed up to the bar one day, started fighting Phil, keep filming. He's in the movie and there's some retarded ass one-liners in there that make me chuckle. I got your leg. You're a shit driver. Or when he's hitting his head against the piano, piano's out of tune.
Speaker 1:Oh God, I had to watch that movie just because of the memes. What? Just those scenes with Conor McGregor? Yeah, I thought you didn't see Roadhouse, no, just the Conor McGregor scenes. I didn't see the whole movie. I like when he pulls back up to the pool when the fuck is everybody. That was probably the best one. It's just the way he's standing. He's got arms out, legs all bent. There's some good fight scenes in there too. I liked a lot of the fight scenes.
Speaker 1:Watching that movie makes you think God, conor McGregor's built like a brick shithouse. He's just tiny. That would be higher if it was surprising movies in here because I expected that to be dog shit. I was like no, it's fun. I had a lot of fun with that, some good laughs. He didn't even die. At the end he walks out of the hospital. Last thing you see is Conor Riker's ass. It's the last thing you see in the movie, which is funny. Like I said, one of the scenes I've seen Again. He's doing that fucking walk. Yeah, the Vince McMahon walk Is that what you'd call that, where his legs are bowled out and his arms are like this. It's either that or being Irish Roadhouse. I don't want to admit if that's the Irish walk, especially the Irish, oh God, roadhouse 17.
Speaker 1:I really don't know what I should put there. Are you deleting them off the list as they go? I'm literally sitting here trying to number them as we go and it is not working. If there's one that's obnoxious, I'll call bullshit saying you should have that higher or lower. What if I said Mufasa, right here, fine, fine. Is it higher on yours? Don't know, you know what? We literally just went and seen this one, but it wasn't the greatest movie for me. So we're at 17,. Right, yeah, yeah, nose for Outdo. Here's the hot take of the thing. Not on my list. It's not there. Yep, it's not there. That's yep, it's not there.
Speaker 1:I appreciate the acting and how beautiful the movie was, but it was a slower movie. It was not a bad movie whatsoever, but it was slower Compared to other movies. It didn't really. Oh, there's a vampire movie on here though. Matt Hi, dan Stevens, damn it. Where were you getting that from? I know I was you good. Yeah, I didn't really have much to say about it. I literally just had an episode about it, my 17? Jackpot John Cena, john Cena and Awkwafina. It was actually a lot better than I thought. Sima Liu, john Cena, awkwafina Delightfully funny, interesting concept.
Speaker 1:It's the only one I just Something about her voice I didn't watch. When I liked that one, I didn't watch it. I didn't even know it existed. I knew that one was it. I knew he'd seen it, I knew you'd seen it. I didn't know it existed. It's Amazon. That's why You're like okay, that makes sense. I literally put that one on background just because I knew it was funny. I thought I wasn't going to pay attention. I thought I was going to be scrolling the entire time, but somehow John and Okafina kept pulling me back in.
Speaker 1:The fuck did you just say she is purely a comedy actor, and that's where John has found his niche, not taking himself seriously, but being an action star in it. This is why he did. It's pretty much why he changed his character up in Fast and the Furious. He was no longer the serious guy, he actually had comedy to it with Lil Dom or what the hell is the kid's name Lil Dom, lil Dom. I'll never forgive him, though.
Speaker 1:In that movie, that man pulled up in a Fox Body Mustang I hate Fox Body Mustangs. I'll never forgive him. Is that your truck? That's so cool. I'm like no, no, no, not that one. The other one, I'm like oh, it's a fuck, oh fuck, I'll never forgive him 16. That wasn't a 2024 movie, was it what? Fast and Furious? No, no, it's me right. Yes, okay, this is where these are starting to be a slightly upper tier, because these are movies I probably would say I fucking thoroughly enjoyed or just loved. Is this one going to be higher on your guys' list? But remember all the horror movies and shit, 16, I got Sonic 3. It's not that much higher, really. Okay, I don't feel, as I had fun, fun movie.
Speaker 1:I have never been mesmerized by a post-credits scene like that in a long time. I mean, it's really only post-credits scenes that gives us teens a furry. He's so cute. I cracked a joke with Ryan and he had no idea what I was talking about because we were in Walgreens buying drinks before game day and he found an entire metallic set figurines of all the Sonic characters and like Hehehehe, yeah, walgreens, yeah, okay, but it was there and I was like you didn't know why you were laughing. Knuckles looked weird, though. No, knuckles looked weird. How did he look weird? He looked very slash-eyed. It was very weird. No, not slash-eyed. Did you just call him Asian? No, his eyes just looked more slanted and more just weird. He looked like a nutcracker, like that kind of vibe-esque with the eyes. It didn't look right. That was funny. Well, it was.
Speaker 1:I was entertained throughout that movie. Movie and again, a song I still listen to Knuckles would take honor in being a nutcracker. That theme song, that Jelly Roll did I listen to that in the car? Almost daily soundtracks are playing a part in somebody's do. Knuckles is always funny to me. I love Knuckles. Oh, you're not playing the song that the Robotniks were dancing to. No, jim Carrey, ke, jim Carrey. Keanu Reeves bit a shadow so well.
Speaker 1:I was watching interviews for that movie and he actually made Idris jealous. He's like you were just doing your voice. Yeah, again, you sound so cool and I. You both have very distinct voices too. Oh, yeah, again.
Speaker 1:I just wonder how much the post-credit? Because again, I don't really act. I was like, oh cool for post-credits to see me during that one. I was excited seeing Metal Sonic and then all of a sudden we got Amy. She's so cute. You only asked for the hammer and they gave you the hammer. I gave you the fucking hammer. You unfortunately dropped it on Dean, but it's like, oh my god, I just want to snuggle with you. She's so cute, it's so damn cute.
Speaker 1:16. Who deserves to be at 16? The Heretic Good one Higher on yours, or no, nope, not on mine. That dropped for me, that dropped. I was like, eh, I didn't see as many movies as you guys this year, so I had he's gotta do what he's gotta do. I liked it. You gotta do what you gotta do. I liked it, but it kinda lost me a little at the end, though. The third act was a little like, eh, it dropped off from what we thought it was going to be. I thought it was going to be a battle of philosophy and it just kind of turned into a horror, like a slasher kind of thing. He turned into a freaking.
Speaker 1:Hugh Grant was great in the movie though I love Hugh Grant in there, especially in the beginnings. Serial killer, basically, yeah, basically. Serial killer, basically, yeah, yeah, basically good. He kidnapped all these women, made them all look the same and he would convince people that their faith is wrong by killing one off and having another chick that looks exactly the same come in, acting like she was revived. One thing I will say, though, that I appreciated the movie for was normally, hollywood will just we'll just outright bash Christianity and religion and spirituality and all that shit, but this movie actually 50, 50 did it makes it gives you grant his points, but it gives the points for people who have faith and believe in things too. That's why I appreciate it. Okay, you're, you're not totally just saying religion's a sham, you're 50, 50 in this bitch.
Speaker 1:I like this, and actually it kind of did that right at the end of the movie, where she stuck to her faith. Yeah, that's what they meant by it, yeah. So I liked it. Like I said, it's not a bad. It's a good movie. It's just not. It fell for me. I think Hugh made the movie for me. Yeah, that is very true, very true.
Speaker 1:Girls didn't whatsoever. Oh, I like the one. I should shut the fuck up. I like the one. I thought she was hot. The main, yeah, no, not the main, not the blonde one, the more the other one, ditsy. No, not the Ditsy. No, jesus Christ, I forgot her name. It's not hard. What, especially on my end. No, dad, no, excuse me, everything I just said could have been taken wrong. Could have.
Speaker 1:Was the one without glasses that looks like Anya Taylor-Joy, let me see. Oh, yes, she kind of looks. I forgot her name. She's your female lead in Companions. No, yep, so she's being a sex bot, what? I think you need to watch the trailer For Companions Companions, okay, that comes out in a couple weeks. Oh boy, is that one we're just gonna Randomly go see now? Maybe? I don't know if I'm not going to Sex bots. Actually, yes, she is, yep, there. She is Sophie Thatcher, that's her name. She did really good.
Speaker 1:Come out in a couple weeks. A couple weeks of that. Come on, it's a boy. Our options are our options that week. Are that? Or Dogman. It's probably going to be Dogman. Dogman is as good as Captain Underpants, I don't know. Captain Underpants was actually a really entertaining movie for what it is.
Speaker 1:My 16 is going to be quick because it's Twisters. Go Dean, that means quick. My number 16, what are we going to be for me? 15. 15. Very close with Sonic, but you're going to laugh. My number 16 what are we gonna be for me? 15? Very close with Sonic, but you're gonna laugh.
Speaker 1:One line just propelled it. Where is father? He lives within you now. Mufasa I'm like oh fuck man, you can add Mufasa to your list now. If it was one ear, it's still on here. Oh fuck man, you can put Ad Mufasa to your list now. If it was one ear, it got out of the way. It's still on here.
Speaker 1:My bias of lions and kingisms and that story of Lion King just barely edged it over Sonnet and that lion was just like oh fuck, where's father? He's within you now. Oh, I think I did very fucking last line. I think I did that. I think I did that. I did that right in the theater. Oh, and I did this. I liked it.
Speaker 1:It was a good movie. I liked it. I can understand why some people think it's pointless. I kind of get it, you get it, but I still had fun with it. I don't think Mufasa is on yours, is it Matt? No, but I still had fun with it. I don't think Mufasa is on yours, is it Matt? No, okay, I don't know if you guys saw my 15. Hakuna Mufasa. I know you didn't see my 12. I'm assuming you guys didn't see my 13. I'm not sure you guys saw my 13. I'm not sure you guys saw my 15. Foss, out of your way, we'll put Mufasa at 15. Yeah, what was your favorite song in the movie? Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye? Or I've Always wanted a brother? That one wasn't my favorite at all. It was definitely Mads Mystical's Bye Bye. I knew it was. I really liked that one. I've always wanted a brother. Him singing it too is the thing I've always wanted a brother, god damn it. I actually listened to that song in a car and I drove to work with it. It was bye-bye, bye-bye. I actually listened to it, leaving work Bye-bye. Well, I just really liked it because it was like the opposite of the circle of life. So having his take on that was nice for once, because you have a villain that's saying the circle of life is shit. Well, you haven't had that in fucking the lion king yet. So here we go. And the fact that he looks so much like Kimba the white lion, who everyone says Simba or the lion thing, is based off of, which was just a nice touch. So lying thing is based off of yeah, it was just a nice touch. So making somebody you're based off of the villain, nice. So bye-bye, my 15 is Inside Out. 2. Okay, I did see that. You did see that I did not. It's weird, I don't that you did see that I did not. I knew you'd. It's weird. I don't even have animated movies on there. I could have said Kung Fu Panda. I could have said the Wild Robot. You could have added a couple. I could have added any of those. I just didn't Because if it's something I do watch, it's that. Here's an honorable mention. There was one on Netflix where the little boy is afraid of the dark and he goes on a trip with him across the world and learns about the fear. I have no idea what you're talking about. Me neither Dark Me, neither I'm like Dark. Yeah, search dark, don't be scared of the dark. Orion in the dark. Orion is the little boy who learns about his fear of the dark and how to get over it. He meets like the oh boy Comes the little boy, the uh, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. You can't do kids movies. It was a good movie. Wild Robot was on my. Well then, watch this. Let's see if you get the feels. I get the feels for Family. Watch Wild Robot with Family. So it has to have magical kids in there. That fox was awesome. That fox was awesome. And the falcon, hey, that's Big Ray.
Speaker 1:14. For me, 14 is out of let's see. I want to make sure. I'm saying this right, yeah, I think it might be. Out of all the movies on this list is the hardest. I'm saying this right, yeah, I think it might be Out of all the movies on this list, it's the hardest. I've laughed this year.
Speaker 1:He's like oh no, 14 is Smile 2. Oh boy, I've got to calm down. Describe this. I have never been taken aback at a movie. Don't say it. Don't mark. I don never been taken aback at a book. Don't say it. Fuck. I don't know what the director was thinking. I want to say it. Let me say it. God damn it. Everyone who's seen the first Smile knows whatever what it's about.
Speaker 1:But so it's about a pop star this time, and she's at a meet and greet and this crazy dude comes up to her and shit, nuts, psycho, fan, yada, yada. And he's all grabbing her and shit, they kick him out. He looks like this fucking hobo, yeah, and he has like herpes or whatever to fuck all over his face and she gets kicked out. And later on in the night she's hallucinating and she sees the hoodie he was wearing on the floor and she keeps following it. Then you see a pair of socks, then you see his shirt and then you see this motherfucker's tighty-whities and for some reason the director put a fucking skid mark in them, motherfuckers, and I was in that kid.
Speaker 1:It was a fresh-ass skid mark too, because you know there ain't no way Like what the fuck? It wasn't more so the skid mark. It was just who on the director team said, hey, put a skid mark in there, that'd be fun. Who the fuck did that? It doesn't help me get that. During that scene we had like and that was a good light, green light, that was a good scene, it was for the lights. Every time she turned on a light they would stop. And then all of a sudden they did the horror aspect of it where one of them that was smiling grabbed the light bulb and just cracked it and then they all just came out and they're just sitting there doing this shit. That skid mark took the out. You want me to fucking turn to you and do the smile? No, no, son of a bitch, fuck you. But then the other funny part but climax. Not just the skid, but climax.
Speaker 1:The movie takes place in a fucking freezer. That's the big ass. That's the other thing this movie did greatly is if normally people like me, we can know exactly what's going to happen next. This movie did not fucking do that, because you could not tell whether she was in her head or in a fucking fantasy zone. And she's got to have a certain. She's got to die but then get resuscitated to break the curse. And this dollar store fucking. She has to die with nobody watching. Die but then get resuscitated to break the curse. And this dollar store fucking. She has to die with nobody watching. Yep, otherwise it gets passed on to the person that sees it. And where this guy sets up his operation is in an abandoned Pizza Hut freezer. My fucking comment. It's not a Pizza Hut freezer and it was a big-ass Pizza Hut freezer.
Speaker 1:I'm like, and not to mention, I want Smile 3 so bad because it ends with her passing on the curse to all of Madison Square Garden. So I think Smile 3 is going to be bonkers bullshit, and I'm here for it. You can't just follow one fucking character anymore. There's going to be a whole pile of. There will be a whole pile of skid-marked underwear in the streets, bro, that would be New York. I can't. I'm done talking about Smile. I loved it. I just can't get over that fucking like. Why, bro? Why you put the shit stains in there. Dude, that deserves 14 for me too. Okay, so my 14, my 14. Smile too. No, sonic, sonic 3.
Speaker 1:I'd love to have seen his blind reaction to the skid marks. He'd have been like never, fuck, we circled. Dean, get over yourself. We're back to 13 for you. Man, you gotta get over to skid marks or we're gonna start smiling at you About to be killed. Oh, okay, okay, okay, we're gonna, would you? I'm assault, assault, right, where's my rate whistle? Oh, this is assault. That's your fucking wallet. Thank god, that would have been you kind of lost. That would have been a 50% loss. Okay, 13 is when I know no one here has seen, but I actually want to have Jay watch it at some point.
Speaker 1:Emmy Moore in the Substance I really, really did want to watch it. That shit was bonkers. It's body horror, but it's got a strong message. It's about Should they do something about people in a museum or something? No, she takes this substance and she clones a younger version of herself, crawls out of her back Deadass, is she fucking grumbling to herself? Yep, but crawls out of her back. But they share the same consciousness, but each seven days, for seven days, one of them's out cold and they have to hook them up to these little feeding packs that keep them alive. And they got to keep switching off consciousness because the consciousness that's not awake, the body that's not being used, is just laying there, feeding on the little tubes. It's given, but it's just laying there. And the whole movie is about how her younger self is starting to abuse it. Because if you stay in, if the one consciousness goes for more than seven days, the the other body starts to deteriorate. And Demi Moore is getting older and older and, oh boy, talk about body horror. She gets so fucking old, because the new one eventually says, fuck this. And stays in her body for three months and, oh my God, I cannot even describe this shit. You have to actually watch it.
Speaker 1:And there's a lot of ass shots in there too, because they cast a really I've heard a you movie. Then they cast really young. What was her name? I want to know her name. The played the younger version of the younger version of Demi Moore's character. I forgot her. I'm sure they didn't just CG her here. No, no, I gotta. What the fuck was her name? I gotta know that now. Oh fuck, uh, marguerite, quali, quali could just there off the cast? Yeah, oh, matt might know. I don't know if matt knows. Yeah, but that's who quali? Yeah, I know she's, that's who played the younger version of her, but yeah, it just it's nuts. It's not a horror movie but it's body horror. So I don't even know if Matt was like oh God, because at the end it's like holy fuck, oh, spoilers, but at the end you're not supposed to use it more than once, because the other body starts deteriorating too.
Speaker 1:The substance. And she uses the substance a third time the younger one to spawn something from her, because the younger one was spawned from the older one and the younger one's spawning something and it creates an amalgamation of the two and it's like no, it's the ugliest thing I've ever seen. Old version of her and the young one Yep, combined, it's like the thing on crack. That's like the thing on crack. That's how ugly this shit is. So the ass shots didn't do it for you. Oh, no, not then, because she's got a fucking little mini head on her shoulder and shit. It's. Oh my god, that just took me. That's why it stuck with me. So it's gotta be on my list because it fucking stuck with me.
Speaker 1:Holy fuck, we'll watch that one one of these nights or whatever. Okay, 13, huh, where the fuck should I put that? I know you guys haven't seen my 13, so let's go See. We're starting to get the ones that you won't have on yours a lot. How many are we going to share coming up? Uh, I don't think that many. Five, okay, it's kind of weird. Oh yeah, you already said Imaginary.
Speaker 1:I really like that one. Really, I wasn't expecting that one to hit with me. It was good. I think it gets too much shit. Horror movies I just sit there and watch them with Dean for fun. I sit there and do nothing but commentary. The villain is Chunsey Bear, but this one actually had a really cool sub-story. It was a cool concept. A lot of people didn't like it. It was turning evil.
Speaker 1:Yeah, imaginary Friends, which was a Disney show in the 2000s yes, it was, and I liked that one, the Boogeyman, it was a really good show. The first thing that comes for amazing back then, the first thing that fucking comes to mind when everyone says imaginary friends is fosters. They weren't all imaginary friends. That's why, for imaginary and wilt, yeah, that's will table it. He's just red, it's all a dream. And blue, you were definitely blue and blue. Hey, you were definitely blue and blue. Hey, foster's home was the shit. I can't say nothing, though, because I had a thing for Frankie man, ducky, man, ducky, what? Ducky didn't say shit, ducky just was about it Fucking Foster's home. Man, miss you old Cartoon Network. And now you do nothing but pedal shit, if you even exist anymore. I hear you shut your, shut your website down. I don't even know if you exist anymore. They shut down the gaming website. There's no longer any games. Their website still exists, but no, it's not the same anymore.
Speaker 1:Yes, I love Chauncey Bear. I loved what he turned into. I love the whole lore behind it, you know, because it had to do with fairies and shit like that. Yeah, they go into MC Escher's world. I was not expecting the old lady villain thing though. Yeah, I was wholeheartedly just expecting, you know, the imaginary. I like that. The imaginary friend world is just MC Escher crazy stairs, dude, all the rooms and everything. Yeah, just crazy stairs. Oh, the dad rooms and everything. Yeah, just crazy stairs. Oh, the dad back. Yep, it was a good ending. Well, it kind of did leave it open for like a part, two or something if they wanted to. I doubt it. They won't even make enough money. That's what Blumhouse is the king of Dropping, I like to imagine it.
Speaker 1:But dropping crap horror movies in January, that's what Bloom House does. That's their favorite thing to fucking do. And January 1? Yes, I think that was, it was close to it. Night Swim was January, that was Bloom House and that was about a haunted swimming pool. Good idea, bloom House, a haunted swimming pool. Yeah, with Captain America, yeah, it's called Night Swim.
Speaker 1:I can't think of Night Swim without thinking about the one movie where this girl gets obsessive over a swimmer and starts to stalk him and everything. I can't even remember the name of that movie. I don't even know One phenomenal horror movie because the saying Night Swim makes me think of. It was years back, it was 2032, but it was called Night House with Rebecca Hall. That's a phenomenal horror movie. That's phenomenal. That was another nice fucking thriller. Yeah, night House, rebecca Hall. You didn't actually know what was going on. Was she haunted or was she just in her head? That's a good one.
Speaker 1:My 13 is Fly Me to the Moon. I wish I watched that one. Janning Tatum, scarlett Johansson and Woody Harrelson. Why did I not watch it? Because it's only on Apple. That's why. Yeah, that fucked us over. How was it? But it came out in theaters because it got a theater release. I enjoyed the hell out of it.
Speaker 1:Tatum hooks up with Scarlett Johansson. Why would things not go well? We're getting jealous of Channing Tatum again. Oh, we're gonna see Channing Tatum. Yes, he is. I know it's on there somewhere. I get the For different reasons. Oh, you'll see. You didn't watch it, but I will have you watch it though, because it's on Prime and you can watch it, his horror movie. I'm not going to spoil it, but yeah, you'll see. Okay, where are we, matt? Okay, mine. It's just a good movie because it's about faking the moon landing. I know what it is now. I know what it is now. I remember Scarlett Johansson gets asked to fake the moon landing because they don't actually think they're going to get to the moon. Meanwhile Tatum's the scientist that actually helps them get to the moon. But it's a very good movie.
Speaker 1:Number 12 is another very fun movie. Fun movie, another surprising one Dave Bautista. Killer's Game. I had fun. That was fun, man, I'll flip it. Killer's Game will be my 12. I had fun, man. That was fun just because first off, I related a little bit.
Speaker 1:He's a professional hitman, good hitman, he only kills bad people. But he's a hitman and he's got a disease that he's dying from. So he thinks. So he goes to his handler and he says no first. Then he goes to someone that don't like him. He's trying to put a hit on him so he can go out clean. He'll go out in a little fight, go out clean, because he gets an insurance policy out on his name if he doesn't, yep. So he goes out clean. I'm going out manly, I like that. And then he puts the hit out. Then, one minute before the hit starts, his doctor calls and said we switched up the bottles and we switched up tests. You're not dying, you're fine. You may want to get your eyes, you may want to get glass, like what.
Speaker 1:It was one of the most me things ever. I'm like what? So I'm not dying. I don't got it, oh fuck. So now everybody's gotta die. Yeah, it was fun. It is so fun. Good, bloody action. Dave Bautista's really good. You wear the pearls.
Speaker 1:In the movie. There's a scene, entire fight. There's a scene, the entire fight in the church. Oh god, drew McIntyre, that was in the church. That was the castle, that was the castle. The church killed me.
Speaker 1:Oh, harry Cruz, you don't see him in many movies, but you love him in every one. There's a fucking poor preacher. There's a preacher in there I feel so bad for because he's trying to marry them and he's got to confess first and I killed this guy and I killed this guy and the preacher's like are you serious? He's just sitting there dumbfounded. He's confessing all the people he's killed, and then the preacher gets shot. He's in the back. I got fucking shot. And he's there at the end too. He married him. The priest is the Asshole From Shaun of the Dead that still wants to sleep with Shaun's girl. It's him, that's the guy, that's the priest.
Speaker 1:I was like, oh my god, that was good action. There's these fucking Matt's gonna laugh. There's this fucking Matt's gonna laugh, so I gotta bring up. There's these, uh, there's this hitman team, uh, team of chicks called the Party Girls, and there's a scene where they're so fucking caked up but they're like, oh my god, they're strippers. They came in to assassinate you? Yep, no, they were in there. There's a scene when they introduce them, they're dressed as strippers, killing people in a strip club. But when you see them again going after Dave you know it was his name in the movie, but they have their tactical gear on. But I'm like, god damn caked up. They still caked up. But there's a shot. They did it on purpose. She walks by and that thing's just jiggling.
Speaker 1:I'm like, damn, drew McIntyre's brother is Scott Adkins, so those two together are brothers trying to kill Dave Bautista. There's this guy that there's a Spanish dude that be dancing and shit, what was his name? Something Fucking had me dead too. If you had just said Lobo, I would have lost my mind. No, botas, botas Bautista's's like. Hey Botas, he's just dancing. And shit, father O'Brien, dylan Morin, fun, funny, fucking fun movie. I was like God, that's fucking fun.
Speaker 1:Matt knew, I think Matt knew I'd like it. I've told you five movies in the last two weeks and you've loved every single one of them. No, I blocked out. No, there was one Blu-ray left. You should let me have it. Remember we were at Target or Walmart or something. There was one Blu-ray of Killer's Game left here. Dane, you want it. Take it, because you were kind of getting. Have you seen it? I have not seen it. Take it. That's how I remember Recommended five movies and all Especially when he just watched them.
Speaker 1:I know I actually did pretty good with Bias, but it just happened. I watched a lot of bangers late, at least three, I don't know if there's any other ones. He didn't get to the one I just swapped with. Yeah, so we need your 12. And then we're back to him for 11. My 12 is a cocaine journey. Boy kills world. Oh, that's way too low. And then we're back to him for 11. My 12's a cocaine journey. Boy Kills World. Oh, that's way too low. That is way too low. Oh, that's way too low. Way too low, that's way too low.
Speaker 1:I had fun with it, but I wouldn't put it in my top 10. That movie was pure cocaine. Pure cocaine. That motherfucker fights with a cheese grater. I'm going to shut up. It's way harmless, you know. What kept throwing me off, though, is that I'm hearing fucking Archer and Bob's burgers. That's what was throwing me off, because I kept looking in the corner of my eye, expecting to see a dude in an apron or a guy in this tuxedo just drinking a fucking whiskey or something. The reason you watch it? Because me and Matt were hyping this Me and Matt. There's a good story too. Me and Matt hyping it up, close the theater to that shit, and we're getting out Three only ones in their story. That's got a story. It's like you and me watching Star Wars with that one dude at one in the morning. Never happened again. You're 11. 11? It was already said, but my 11's cuckoo Good movie from Neon.
Speaker 1:Different, very different kind of horror movie. It took a spit on like cuckoo birds and shit, laying eggs in other nests and kicking them out and shit. I'm not gonna. It's very scientific. It's a very big brain movie. Dan Stevens is on it. Dan Stevens is on it. Dan Stevens just plays a great bad guy. I love Dan Stevens.
Speaker 1:There's a very good scare scene in there too. I'm like, ooh, that's a good, well-done scene. Remember when she's riding on the bike In the fucking shadows? I'm like what you almost got the fucking sound effect. I'm like eh, got it. And me and Jay are watching it. The theater's like oh wait, and me and Jay are watching it. Theater's like oh wait, was that the one where there was that annoying ass couple sitting in front of us and we're like shut the fuck up. Yes, was it that? One like why'd you even come to this fucking movie? Shut up, yeah, cuckoo. I needed 11. Yep, cuckoo. 11, yep, cool, aw, 11. I said that one that should be deleted. I'll set that one too. We're getting into top 10s now. We're getting into nitty gritties, almost. Let's go with this. One was already said too Alien Romulus. Hey, that was 11 for me.
Speaker 1:I actually did enjoy a lot of that movie, right up until that final act. Did you not like the fucking? It's not that I didn't like it, it flabbergasted me, mama Cause he's trying to suck on a titty. I was expecting it to go that way, but the way it was on it's, he's trying to suck on a titty. I was expecting it to go that way, but the way it was on cinematically, the way it was portrayed, I was like no words we're coming out. Why are you doing it this way? What? And then that battle. I kept asking myself okay, the cargo hold release button is in the cargo. I was trying to understand that whole final battle, why it had to go the way it did and it just was not clicking up here. I had to have Matt explain it to me after he watched it a second time. That fucking humanoid alien man just stays with you, man. That shit just gets burned into your brain Like holy fuck. That's not. He did a great job of bringing that monster to life. You want to talk about scenes ingrained in my brain? We're going to get to one in a few here. Oh boy, oh.
Speaker 1:My number 11 is the continuation of one man's career of making every unentertaining job into an action movie Beekeeper, jason Statham. Okay, I'm going to have to watch that because it's pretty decent. It's pretty high on maths. That was just one. I ran out of time. I was going to watch it.
Speaker 1:Transporter Beekeeper Working. The next one is Working man that comes out this year. He is a foreman on a construction site. He's done several driving jobs with Italian Jobs as well. This man's career is based off of freaking jobs on Action Movie. He's technically a marine biologist, almost in Meg career is based off of making jobs on action movies. He's technically a marine biologist, almost in Meg. Yeah, that was so. That's five jobs already. He's, uh, wrath of man, the one where he's the freaking driver. For fuck's sake, didn't he play a priest too, did he? I don't know, I can't remember. This man has made a living off of making jobs In a spa.
Speaker 1:I'm going to tell you right now, a priest action movie would fucking kill me. The father, the son and the Holy Spirit it exists. It would fucking kill me. I mean, technically, that's what one of the Three Musketeers is. Technically, that was Almost, yeah, almost Ten. We're in the tens. Here we go. Number ten Made me appreciate the bad guy. Channing Tatum can play. My ten is Blink-Clicks. That man plays a good bad guyning Tatum can play. My 10 is blink twice. That man plays a good bad guy. That's an interesting movie. It's such an interesting movie because I'm trying to figure it out and I'm like when they revealed it. I'm like that makes sense.
Speaker 1:Now they take these people to their island. You're not listening, you're, I'm listening. I looked it up because I was pretty sure. Priest 2011, oh yeah, I remember that. Yeah, but shanning tatum and his friends, he's uh, not, he's uh, he's stepped away. He's a billionaire, tech billionaire. He stepped away from his business, but he has his island he owns. He takes women to his island with his buddies all the time. It's a party and shit, yada, yada. It's kind of splicing up the shots and shit, because everything gets weirder and weirder. But then you realize they get gift bags of perfume and it makes them forget shit. They're bringing people chicks to these islands and they're fucking raping them and they forget. And they rape them again. They forget. That's the fucking movie and it's like, damn Well, if that wasn't how they were telling us stories, the entire thing was just a joke of Epstein's Island.
Speaker 1:That was an entire. That was kind of the underlying concept of the entire joke. I kind of figured that's where it was going. That's where it was going. Hey, hey, hey. Was there a guy in a wheelchair in the movie? No, there's a couple. No, but I See Dead People was. Channing Tatum was, like I said, a great bad. Hey, I really like that concept. It was cool and it was very different and it's kind of a very cool fuck you at the end, what. It was very different and it's kind of a very cool fuck you at the end. What.
Speaker 1:Outside of her friend that also survived, of the two girls that survived, what was her name? The one that was on the Lost TV show? What the fuck was her name in the show? Are you talking about who survived? Yeah, she was the survivor chick or whatever. Basically, no, she was hot.
Speaker 1:Yeah, well, she's your female lead in one of our least favorite movies of all time Morbius. Yep, yep, yep. She is the fan casting for Wonder Woman. Me, oh, her. And that, oh God, she is your fan casting. She was ganked up too. So are you talking about Adria? Yeah, yeah, she was ganked up too. So are you talking about Adria? Yeah, yeah, she's the fan casting for Wonder Woman right now. Yeah, I can see it and she's actually got, you know, and it gets, oh, blink, twice, gets. I didn't expect to get bloody at the end too, like, oh shit, we get some kills. That's the photo I used to. Yeah, too, like, oh shit, we got some kills Right there. Yep, that's the photo I used to. She's got the hair, she's got. Yep, what the hell? I can't even.
Speaker 1:At the end of the movie the main chick laces Channing's vape with the perfume and it makes him not remember shit. And when he's not remembering shit she plays off as his. She takes over his company pretty much. It takes his money at the end because she keeps making him forget and he's all disheveled. It's funny, it is actually Epstein's wife.
Speaker 1:It was Like I said that was a surprise, not a surprise, but I was like, yeah, I like that Hollywood really is trying to tell us something. Huh, it was, it was, it was fresh air. It was so different. Oh, and you know what the cure? I thought you were going to say they took them to the island to hunt them. I was like, okay, no, it's a different movie. They uh, oh, you know what the cure is. To remember again Snake venom.
Speaker 1:What kind of snake? Snake venom? They really specify snake venom. The perfume is from flower petals that grow on the island, but the anti-venom is the snakes that eat the flowers or nest on the plant, because the one shit got bit by a snake. They're around them. It's the whole joke of to create the antidote you use the poison. Yeah, that whole joke, because her one chick, her friend, got bit by the snake and she started to defend her and they killed her. Poisonous animals are always the ones that do that. They create their own antidote.
Speaker 1:There's a lot of undertones in Blink Poised, if you pay attention, because tatum tatum goes on a monologue about how you know bad shit happened, just just bury it. It happened, you bury it, you don't forgiving and forgiving all the bad shit and stuff. It's about like kind of rape and sexual assault, shit like that. There's a lot of undertones to that narrative where rape victims just bury it shit even though they're fucked up. There's lot of that in there. There's a lot of undertones for that Great movie though.
Speaker 1:Great movie, matt knew it. I knew it would be a Dean. I knew it would be up there. I knew it. You did 10? That was 10. Oh boy, great movie. Love that movie. Do I want to act out my movie? Do I want? Because you guys will know the movie based off of what I do, I will put Furiosa at 10. Okay, surprise, that didn't make much. No, that's one of them that just fell after a while. But also remember I've seen way more movies. We've seen way more movies than him.
Speaker 1:I didn't watch the two prior to that movie, yeah, but it got me to watch them. I love Anya Taylor-Joy, though. The one prior, fury Road. Fury Road is widely considered one of the best action movies ever. That movie's worship. I love that movie. I only knew about the Mel Gibson ones. You didn't know about Fury Road with Tom Hardy. It's not that I didn't know it, I didn't watch it. Watch it, I didn't have a. Okay, I don't know if I'm nostalgically old or something like that, but when they remake movies or decide to soft reboot, you don't like them, you don't give them your hand, I don't have a care for them until it's just there for me to watch. But because we went and seen this movie, it made me give a shit and the fact that it was a prequel helped.
Speaker 1:Staying in the obvious, I love Anya Taylor-Joy, even though she didn't talk, and Chris Hemsworth. I love Chris Hemsworth too, so the casting was good. He was a. You know it's weird. Normally you don't like stupid villains, but I liked him. That motherfucker is motorcycle chariot.
Speaker 1:I still don't understand how that thing worked. No, no, no. Can you not like the ropes? Go limp. So how the fuck? I never go limp. You would be uncomfortable. You would in that desert, I probably would. Oh yeah, that's my number 10. I won't act it out. Ah damn it. You're going to act it out. I'm not going to act it out. Come on, act it out. God damn it, keith. Fuck Damn it. Come on, no, go trip. You've got to trip up, go trip. You gotta trip. Now you gotta trip. It didn't make my, it didn't make mine, but that is a movie I do appreciate.
Speaker 1:I didn't expect to get Me and Matt seen that on bullshit. Not very many movies make me shed a tear. That one actually had me shed a tear at the end when she opened that door and it was Ryan Reynolds. I was like, oh Damn, it's like I fucking should have seen this coming. I knew, I knew, and then it was still this sad, hurt you in the feels the entire time. You actually have to grow up. I expected just to kind of be some bullshit, because me and Matt randomly went to see that I enjoyed the dad, him as a character. Yeah, he's sick, but he's keeping the good vibes. Legend John Krasinski I like him.
Speaker 1:I can't say he should be Mr Fantastic, because then I'm fucking, then I'm disgracing Piddle. I can't say should be Mr Fantastic, because then I'm fucking, then I'm disgracing Pedro. I cannot disgrace Pedro. I can't disgrace Pedro. I still feel that he should. Oh shit, there's not going to be Magic Kids in Fantastic Four. First steps Wait a minute. Not yet Read. We need fucking Franklin Magic Kids Because his son Franklin's going to be the most powerful fucking mutant ever. Hey, making fucking Galactus, his bitch. The first two words in Wild Robot, the Fox said I'm like that's Pedro Number nine. Number nine Nine was said already. It's just higher. It alien romulus okay, because that that was a very. Besides, the ending you can debate all day. I was fine with it.
Speaker 1:That was a back to form alien movie that I've been waiting for forever because it's one of my favorite. If you did top 10 franchises, I would probably be in there. Well, xenomorph was my second favorite alien creature, so I suppose yeah, I did mention during the episode. We did it on this. I actually enjoyed the android. They made it scary.
Speaker 1:A lot of people didn't like the issue a lot of people had with it was people did not like the obnoxious callback, like the get away from her bitch. People like why'd you do that? I mean, did a couple of? You didn't need to do that. If you delve into the video you see how how many there actually were and that kind of really hurt the movie. There's a lot of people like there's callbacks. They're like, okay, we get it, jesus Christ. But Atmosphere was great for an alien movie. Like I said, not since the first Alien. Now it's debated. But they're great for different reasons.
Speaker 1:The first Alien for its horror and space and shit, and Aliens being one of the greatest action movies ever. Just Colonial Marines, just mowing down motherfucking xenomorphs. It was a good movie. I just liked that. It was a return to form, a franchise that I love finally getting good stuff again. I like Freed Alvarez too. He's the one that did the Evil Dead remake. The one where we're in the cabin, oh, okay. And I love War remake when we were in the cabin. That's one of my favorite horror movies of all time. So I knew Alien Romulus would be good.
Speaker 1:Oh, they made the facehuggers fucking terrifying, which I love. That was definitely new. I was not expecting them, motherfuckers. Okay, facehuggers, don't make a sound, don't breathe. They're like what the fuck is that? That gimmick was always going to be one that got better the better CGI got. Yep, facehuggers, yeah, I just like.
Speaker 1:Whenever there was a creak on the facehugger, what was that? What was that? People, we impregnate them. Can you imagine a facehugger trying to get me? No, you will not impregnate me, you will not go down my throat. No, no, no, you'd laugh. You wouldn't even help me. You'd just listen to the shit.
Speaker 1:I say Only if it goes after you first. If it goes after you first, I'd be in the other chamber with the fucking, like you know, watching me run away from it. I'd be yelling through the window. He doesn't want it in the mouth, but no, when they they're taking up the anus, when they fucking make the noise, all the fucking facehuggers, oh shit, that's good. But Matt's right, though the more CGI gets better, the more facehuggers are cool and creepy like holy shit. Well, they used to be just a fucking prop. Yeah, falls off.
Speaker 1:Just imagine contemplating life. You're just laying there contemplating life, probably fully conscious, while a fucking flu found your throat, laying eggs in you. You're just laying there, fuck, fuck, holy shit, my friend. The funny part was my friend who missed a week, or my coworker, who missed a week, literally said that the flu knocked him out so bad and was making him feel so painful it felt like his spine was being ripped out of him. Oh no.
Speaker 1:So where did you get the aliens from? The most recent one before this, it was the Resurrection no Alien movie. The most recent alien movie outside of this, prometheus, prometheus and Covenant, yeah. So where'd you get the alien? Covenant? How about them weird ones where their mouth kind of comes out and shit Deacons, they're Deacons, they're called Deacons. Yeah, but the one. But they came out of your spine.
Speaker 1:So you're like, where did you pick up the xenomorph? I sit there at them movies. People don't like them because they change the mythos so much. It's not consistent by any means. I enjoyed Prometheus and Covenant. I really did Covenant. You get used to them because, well, first off, prometheus at the end has this bit obnoxious fucking starro, fucking type facehugger, it's like. And then Covenant shows you the traditional xenomorphs at the end and it just makes me imagine thick xenomorphs, alien, queen, that's your fault. That's your fault.
Speaker 1:You sent me it. It's on my mind because you sent me a xenomorph in an apron, a queen xenomorph in an apron. I'm like, oh no, acid, wait, did I it? I'm like, oh no, acid, wait, did I send that in the group chat? No, you sent that to me, I don't know. No, baby, no, you sent me the sexy xenomorph I might have. Yeah, I did, I sent him one. There's a xenomorph doing this. I'm like, oh, sexy xenomorph, what nine, let's go with Argyle. What Damn what? I get it.
Speaker 1:But I was telling Matt, I forgot this shit existed so I didn't even put it on my. I didn't hate it, but it just A part of. Him wanted to forget. I can't ever forget Bryce Dallas Howard in yoga pants, pants, I can never forget that. But and yet you picked up on Henry Cavill first. God damn it. Henry Cavill, just the rear view of Henry Cavill, that's Henry Cavill. Damn, you picked out his ass first over Bryce Dallas. What the fuck? That was a trailer. He'll be making an appearance later. Say it's a bad movie. It's a fine movie.
Speaker 1:A lot of people didn't like it, though. That shit bombed. That's actually kind of sad. That whole figure skating shit and all the colors. I'm like what the fuck is going on After a while.
Speaker 1:Who directed that? That wasn't Guy Ritchie. No, who was that Matt? Matt Reeves, I think so, the guy who does. Was it Kingsman? And shit? No, matt Reeves is Batman. I don't know who. Hold on, I'm gonna look right now because it's gonna bug me. Matt Reeves is Batman. I don't remember who did. It's gonna bug me because I know his fucking name. What the fuck was it? Matthew Vaughn Vaughn. Sorry, vince my number nine. I just realized a couple minutes ago that I'm following up John Krasinski with his wife.
Speaker 1:Fall Guys, fall Guys, the Fall Guy, the Fall Guy. Thought you didn't like that as much, though I told you that I didn't like that as much. Fall Guys, the Fall Guy. Fall Guy, the Fall Guy, the Fall Guy. I thought you didn't like that as much, though I told you that I didn't like that as much.
Speaker 1:The extended edition sold it Really. Yep, I don't think I ever watched a Blu-ray. That's the extended edition. I have it, but I never watched it. The extended edition sold it. Is it that different? Yeah, it's five minutes longer. Really, son of a bitch, I love that part. It's also a hilarious, motherfucking part of the movie.
Speaker 1:The extended edition sold it better. I'm going to have to rewatch it then, because we all agreed that that wasn't what we thought. We thought we were going to love that movie. It turned out being kind of mid in a way. I still enjoyed it. It just wasn't it. It just it would have made my top 20 regardless. The extended edition made me put it higher. Okay, that makes sense. That makes sense. Number eight, number eight, number eight is my vampire movie.
Speaker 1:Abigail Abigail's phenomenal fire for you, huh, abigail. Abigail's phenomenal Fire for you, huh, great. Well, that's one I didn't see. It's great. The only weird thing is vampires blow up. Jim Carlo Esposito is in it. I don't have the DVD for that one, yet I do have it, I have it. The Little Girl Actress is great in there. I don't have the DVD for that one, yet I do have it, I have it. The Little Girl Actress is great in there. Career to Watch what did you say? Career to Watch? Let's see if she does anything with it. Dan Stevens, he is phenomenal in that. Oh, cass is really good. Is he a villain again? Yeah, he becomes a vampire at the end and it's fucking great. It's fucking great.
Speaker 1:You've got an entire cast. You've got Melissa Ferreira, jean Carlo, kevin Durand or whatever. Fuck Durand, what's her name? Fuck Ballerina, not ballerina From Lisa Frankenstein. Ah, fuck, I know, catherine Newton, catherine Newton. Catherine Newton, yeah, the only guy, the only guy that we hadn't seen really In anything else Was the black dude.
Speaker 1:Yeah, angus Cloud. He died, though he had died. He was good for what he did. He was playing a real Dumb Hoodlum Wreck. I love Melissa Barea. Melissa Barea, he was good for what he did. He was playing a real dumb, hoodlum wreck. I love Melissa Barea. Melissa Barea is hot to me, yeah, and too bad she's being taken out of her franchise. Yeah, see how well Scream survives without it. They're just going to Alicia Weir. That was Abigail. Yeah, great movie, great movie. Yep, great, great movie. Good action, great action movie too.
Speaker 1:I enjoyed this movie more than I thought I would. The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare that's my number eight. Thank you, henry Cavill. I don't even know if it was. It wasn't even Henry Cavill that did it for me. I never, I never. You know who did it for me. I never, you know who did it though.
Speaker 1:Reacher Yep, I'm going to fill my bucket with Nazi hots. It was the accent and just the action that he was able to pull off with the knives and he just. Everything was a weapon. I made the clue joke. It was like I don't, mr Peabody was killed by Jack Reacher with a bow and arrow in a hallway and then it's just a frog man.
Speaker 1:I don't know his name, but he's from the Gentleman that we know him from and Snake Eyes, he's Snake Eyes. He was cool too. Yeah, great People, I want to watch it. People, he was cool too. Why am I forgetting his name? People, I want to watch it. People have turned me off to it a little bit. I have to see. Maybe I can't fucking say his last name, for shit. Which one? Mr Heron, oh, yeah, he was fun to watch in there too, as well as the main female, isa Gonzalez. Yeah, and what it is about fucking Nazis in a movie? Every time you see them getting their asses kicked, it's a fun time. Your hymn guy was Churchill.
Speaker 1:People, I need like people have the way some people describe that movie. I'm not sure if I might like it I don't know how much, because people. Every reviewer I watched, not many of them really loved it. They say it's very slow and it gets going and it's better. So it's like you, and it gets going and it's better. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:The action distracts you enough from the subpar writing plot of the movie? Oh okay, but you love Henry Cavill. Watch the movie, okay. Okay, it's cocky, it's cocky, henry Cavill. Okay, I'll watch it. You know what I'm saying, though People are telling me it's not as action-packed as some people say. That's part of it, but I'm gonna try it. It's James Bond before he's James Bond. Goddammit, that's in the movie. Literally, I gotta get my Henry Cavill fix. That would do it. That straight up does it.
Speaker 1:I think me and him have been trying to get you to watch the show Reacher for a while now. If you watch this movie, you'll actually. I like Reacher. Remember, I'm someone who actually likes the Tom Cruise Reacher movies. The only issue with those movies is Tom Cruise is fucking tiny and Reacher's supposed to be as big as what he is in the show. I know my favorite scene in one of the seasons is when they're fucking in the, when he goes to prison and he's protecting the dude from the fucking other dude they're trying to fucking, probably rape. You get out of here. I'm gonna send you out of here in a bucket.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, he wants to play Batman. I would actually like it if he did. Okay, he did a really good job as Hawk. Yeah, the problem is I don't think he'd be a good Bruce. I can't see him as a Bruce. I'd give him a chance as Bruce. Yeah, well, that's just the hardest thing. Yes, he can do the Ben Affleck brute. He definitely can get that. Yeah, but he's also played Dove. Oh, he played Hawk and Hawk and Dove, so it's like that's my. I mean Titans People. So it's like that's my, I mean Titans.
Speaker 1:Yeah, people debate me still. I always tell people Sorry, they dropped the team because none of them was a fucking team. I always tell people it's like Until season two, ben Affleck's still going to be my favorite Batman. I'm still waiting for somebody to take that. People are like ooh, it's B. People hated that. People started memeing that after a while he changed everything about Batman and having two separate personalities. I'm not wearing hockey pants. I'm just saying people started memeing that after a while. I'm not wearing hockey pants.
Speaker 1:When you think of Batman's voice, that's what you're fucking thinking. Now I think of Kevin Conroy. Oh, come on, you cop-out Batman, you're not alone there. That's why I read my comics the Voice of Batman, kevin Conroy, always. Oh, my one comment, since it has to do with. You know what?
Speaker 1:My favorite killing Nazi movie is Inglourious Bastards. That's basically what this was. This was Inglorious Bastards. That's basically what this was. This was Inglorious Bastards. This was a less humorous version. Well, they had humor in it. It was more of a it's Guy Ritchie humor. That's where he would actually like it, because he does like Guy Ritchie films the gentleman. It's just so. It's does like Guy Ritchie films the Gentleman. It's just, it's so. It's the Inglourious Bastards with the Gentleman. Okay, oh, okay, nice, you say it like that. Okay, it's the same, because it's Guy Ritchie, yeah, it's Guy Ritchie doing both.
Speaker 1:The Gentleman will always just be as much as I did like it. It'll always be a little hurtful to watch because whenever I see Charlie Hunnam I just think of what I'm not never going to get. I'm like that's my green arrow, that's my green arrow. We still have a fucking chance, unless it's Snow the Gun. So we're on year seven. Oh, my number seven. The movie that's going to stick with me for a fucking while.
Speaker 1:J's First Omen. J's like what. That's the prequel to Omen. That shit had a scene that's never going to leave me. I never thought I'd see it in a fucking movie. Oh my God, oh boy. Well, you know me, I like my devil shit, I, I like my devil shit. I don't know what. I don't know if Jay is looking up, keep going, I'm just. Well, it's about. It's about it's prequel. You know the Omen movies, right? Yes, it's a prequel to them. It was creepy, it was, it was very creepy.
Speaker 1:There's a couple scenes in there, but it's basically and they reworked it to make it fit the movie. So, like the whole, the church is in on it. The church is the one that's trying to spawn the antichrist, spawn damien, and they're, they're, they run this. They run this orphanage, where this is the one that I actually thought I would go see with you because they were soft rebooting, that's what. What it would say. Soft rebooting, it was a prequel because Damien's born at the end. But this orphanage is, the church is trying to birth the Antichrist, to bring people back to the church. That is the movie. I'm like oh, that's accurate as fuck. But they're basically having these rituals where they summon a devil, fuck. But uh, there's a there and they're basically having these rituals where the devil is. They summon the devil and he's fucking these orphans trying to birth the antichrist and shit.
Speaker 1:And there is a scene where and I didn't expect to see this I was like whoa, the lady's giving birth and you see a full-on shot of demonic hand coming out of badge dog. I'm I'm like, oh my god, that movie almost got NC-17. That's how boring. I'm like Jesus. I'm kind of glad I didn't go see this one with you because me and you making comments about movies is just hilarious.
Speaker 1:Oh, hand coming out, that motherfucker. I'm like You've seen me comment on a Resident Evil game where fucking bugs come out the cooch. I just didn't expect to see them. I'm seeing bad. Oh my god, was it as bad as men? It was worse because it was graphic. That motherfucker was stretched so much and shit. There's a hand coming out, a demonic jackal hand. You said the vagina or the stomach. You saw the badge Stretched the fuck out. And I'm like I'm not even exaggerating because I'm like I'm watching the movie, I'm just chilling. I'm like what? I didn't expect to see it because you, you see ass and tits once in a while. You never see that movies. But it almost got nc-17. But they got him to make it r. I don't know how, but it was almost nc-17 rating and that makes sense for that there.
Speaker 1:And there was also a very unsettling. I don't know I could go too much into a plot. There was an unsettling when she figures out what the church is doing, they lock her in this room. It's a dark ass room and it was very unsettling. I'm like, oh god, that's how you do horror. But uh, nun had earlier committed suicide by lighting herself on fire and hanging herself and she sees a fucking image of her in there. It's dark, it, it's dark. Then you just start seeing something in the corner and it's the burnt nun. She's squatting in the corner and she's naked and she stands up slowly, starts walking towards her. Her fucking skin is all flailed up and shit. Her fucking jaw is hanging and she's just walking. Holy fuck, no man Room. Dark as a bitch. Holy, that's how you do horror, man. There's no jump scare and I'm like jesus, that's unsettling, boy, and it takes a lot to fucking get me a little. Oh my god, holy fuck.
Speaker 1:But I'm a for first omen I was. We'll have to watch it. You got to watch it to experience. I will have to watch that. That one's on. It's probably plus. It probably would what, I'm sorry, dis. Disney partnering with Hulu is one of the funniest things for me right now. Well, it's partnered with Max too. So what's your point? But going on Disney as an adult, with the adult settings, you can be sitting there. Okay, mar, I'm going to go on my Disney. And next thing, you know, there's fucking horror movies mixed in with the kids' ones, because I'm so nonchalant about what the fuck I watched. So you'll have something like the Wild Robot right next to the old one, or the Terror Fire. Oh, never mind, I forgot.
Speaker 1:I got to say one more thing about the first open, because this is what took me out it's doing quick shots of like the because it's like Satan, but you know, satan's described as a jackal sometimes. And they got the women Jackal, jackal, it's a jackal. They got the women chained down. We're not talking about Spider-Man jackal. The women are chained down to the bed and shit. And they got their face covered and you see the fucking devil jackal crawling up on him and shit. And you get this quick-ass shot at a fucker's dick. I'm like, get the fuck out of here. So who's the person that got to imagine the devil's dick? Oh yeah, it was Dean. He's like.
Speaker 1:I came in there special for that one Like Jesus Christ movie. That just threw me off. I'm like god damn, I seen a mad shot at a dick, a jackal dick, but it was a dick, so all it was missing was the starfish, the fish, no, no butthole. There's no butthole. I mean Jesus Christ, devil movies, man, fuck.
Speaker 1:One of my biggest comments while I'm watching this I'm like Matt does not like stuff that could be real, like demons. Matt would be like, oh no, this would be the hardest no for Matt ever. First to oh no, then he probably doesn't like one of the movies that is on our list. You know that one's very high on mine. We only got six spots left. Yep, on seven.
Speaker 1:I'm doing Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes Not on mine, not on mine. I am a big fan of the Planet of the Apes films. It probably didn't need to be in the top 10, but as far as everything else, you lost me in the end scene of that movie. Really, yep. How did the water rise so high? You're not wrong. I really couldn't understand. Are you in California? What the fuck is going on? How much has the planet changed? Are you in the valley that used to be a fucking lake and all of a sudden it's now a lake again, mm-hmm. Like I said, if the movie logic takes me out of the movie, it's a bad movie. It's the surviving humans that got me there's these bunkers all over the place and you can chat with each other anytime, yet you're still being fucking controlled by the apes. What's going on here? You're not fighting back, you can still talk.
Speaker 1:My number seven is the only movie on this list I know Dean hasn't seen what. What's remaining? Arthur the King. My number seven is the only movie on this list I know Dean hasn't seen. Out of the ones remaining, what's that? Arthur the King? Oh, we both didn't see that one.
Speaker 1:Yep, I told you you guys could. I am not Okay. I told you you guys could. I'm not like Dean where I'm worried about animals dying in movies, because I will watch them anyway. But I still hesitate. And I told you you guys can watch it, dean. Huh, the Earth of the King, oh God, an actual good Mark Wahlberg film Instead of, uh, what I'm going to see on Tuesday? Uh, white Risk. If you give Mark credit for that one, he actually did shave his Mark credit for that one. He actually did shave his fucking head for that, like not many actors, would risk their. Look, what is the movie going to be worth? How much he's losing? He's going to lose on that role, I don't know.
Speaker 1:Dean Six, oh Six, him and Mel are friends, aren't they? Six is kind of newer. This is another one. That oh Six, him and Mel are friends, aren't they? Six is kind of newer. This is another one that Jameis probably wanted to see with me, but I watched this one a week or so ago and it just stuck Because again, it's another performance that carries Speak no Evil Fucking James McAvoy. I did want to see that one. That man's an acting god. I don't know, I can't believe this man has not won something. Watch him in Split. He's playing multiple personalities and Speak no Evil just that is one that is not scary. I could watch that one. That's not scary. You've got five movies left and I know three of them. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:But Spook no Evil, it's a remake of a Finnish movie. It's about this family, that Four. I know four of them. It's about a family that brings in these tourists that are in the, brings in tourists to their home and stuff and they spend time with them and they'll actually get to know them and shit. When they're comfortable enough, they kill the parents, steal their shit, keep the kid, but cut the kid's tongue out. And they keep doing this and they keep on doing this. Do they have two kids? No, there's the kid that they have currently and the family's kid and the family's kid. But McAvoy is so evil I can flip a switch with good guy and a chill guy. Then he goes to a douche but he takes off. He's got his tank top on and I'm like it's a brick shit house.
Speaker 1:The only problem with that movie, from what I understood, is the fact that it was Americanized. They Americanized it. The finished film ended depressing as hell the family, they lose their kid and they get stoned to death. Everyone gets out, except for the bad people in the remake. So that was a lot of people's gripe with it. Because it's very americanized. They made it not as depressing. But uh well, mcavoy goes out, though it's ridiculous because they finally get out of there and they the daughter shoots him with ketamine. I'm not sure what ketamine it's like for vets, ain't it? The veterinarians use ketamine and he's just laying there, he can't move and the kid they've had captive forever just goes over to him and takes a big ass, fucking brick and McAvoy's like good boy and he just smashes the shit out of his fucking face about 20 fucking times. Wow, it's something. That whole last act I was standing up for it, that's how I'm like fuck, this is intense. Matt is right, though.
Speaker 1:Another gripe what's the actress's name in Speak no Evil? Which one? The main chick, the good one? She's in Blade Runner. What's her name? I know her name Mackenzie Davis 2047?.
Speaker 1:Another problem Her husband is the weakest fucking dweeb ever in a fucking movie. That is one guy, bro, do something. Dude Couldn't protect his family. No, fucking pussy. He can't even sneak kill anybody. The wife's got. He jumps out of the closet trying to kill one of Patty that's McAvoy's name in the movie. He's friends that's helping him and he misses him with a hammer and a dude's trying to kill the husband by dumping him on like forcing him down onto some glass. And the wife here comes. Mackenzie takes the hammer and just smashes him right in the fucking head and the hook part just lodged into his head and killed him. This dude gotta go, man. This dude sucks Her husband's terrible. That's one, my reviewer. Did he at least die? No, none of the good people all lived. Did he at least die? No, none of the good people all lived, told you.
Speaker 1:The finished movie ends depressing. They die, they get stoned. So they completely flip it for the American version. Yeah, that is a great. Why don't American films see happy endings, happy endings? But Matt, to distract you. See, matt knows the movie, matt knew the one. Matt knows the movie. I like it.
Speaker 1:Four of your next five Watch that one. That one's not even scary. People say it's a horror movie. I'm like it's a thriller. I don't think they'll predict my next one. I don't know yours, I know his. No, mine, actually floor him. My next one's going to floor you because you didn't give a shit about it and I know it. Oh no, should I say it? Yeah, it's your movie. Oh, is it six? Yep number six, beverly Hills Cop. Really, axl left.
Speaker 1:You watched that? Yeah, I did, liked it. What are you talking about? I love that series. Yeah, no, it. Nostalgia baited the shit out of me.
Speaker 1:I re-watched all the other ones. I'm all on the rich, not to mention. I re-watched all the other ones. Not to mention, it's been a while since I've seen a good Eddie film. I've never lost faith in Eddie. I didn't lose faith in him. What has he been in? I mean, two Americas sucked, that sucked. I had high faith in that one and it just didn't. I watched that one when I was in fucking Tennessee. That's how long ago it's been for that one. When I was in fucking Tennessee that's how long ago it's been for that one. Oh my god. But there was a good enough action. There was a nice amount of comedy. Character background stories were actually done well. Explained him in Detroit and going back to fucking Billy Hills in California. Yeah, it was done well. Explained him in Detroit and going back to fucking Billy Hills in California. Yeah, it was done well.
Speaker 1:A lot of people's grace was the daughter. People didn't like his daughter. People didn't like his daughter. Yeah, I can see that. I definitely can see that. It's not that she didn't act well, it's just the whole story centered around her. The best thing they did was they bring my boy back. There's Judge Reinhold, there's my boy. Good to have you back. Axel man, I don't give a damn. That always got a special place in my heart.
Speaker 1:That movie, the first one, the first movie. He's going up to his apartment. He's got this fresh-ass Detroit Lions bomber jacket on. I'm like, yeah, you still want that, don't you? It's the movie. I'm surprised you had it on there.
Speaker 1:Like I said, I watched it, I liked it. But if you ever want a movie that you like but with me ranking, I'm like you can't compete with half of these other ones. That's the problem. But I didn't like it. It's one of the reasons why I put it on there, because I knew nobody else would have it. At least you're throwing different shit on there. That's working. My number six is the Wild Robot. Way high, way high on there. Way high, not bad high. But I'm like, okay, matt had it way higher Five. You don't even want to talk about why you like the Wild Robot, or is it the same shit? Good, heartfelt movie. It hit me harder than it hit you guys. Apparently we're at five Yep Top five Number five. You might be surprised, but no, this is where it fit. This is where it fit. Deadpool and Wolverine. You know where it is on mine. That one's obvious.
Speaker 1:I don't have to say too much. Fun, just a fun, fucking movie. That just was fun all the way through. Just fun, great movie. There's not much you could say. It was funny, had good action. It was. It was bloody.
Speaker 1:One of the greatest, the greatest opening in Marvel history. I don't care, it is saved on my work laptop. I watch it whenever I need a mood lift. One of the greatest opening in Marvel history. I don't care it is saved on my work laptop. I watch it whenever I need a mood lift. I got played a lot last week. I got played a lot last week. Ironically, out of the long songs, it's that.
Speaker 1:And the Bahamut fight from Final Fantasy, advent Children. I love that fight. There are so many fucking oh wait. Deadpool, wolverine you know one thing that? Oh, the cameos were great. The cameos were fucking great. There's only ever gonna be one. Blade Facts Takes out the bazooka Facts cause that. The blade's dead. Herschel, that's dead. I don't care what anyone says, that's dead, there's only ever gonna be one. That actually kinda sucks, though, because we're not gonna see the black knight, but the funniest shit.
Speaker 1:I am Remy Lebeau. Goddammit, danny Remy Lebeau, he damn it. Danny Remy Lebeau, he did make a name for himself, though. They want to give him a movie night. They want to give him. I want it, I want it. They want to give him at least a thing for it. I don't. They got a mini series at least. They're trying to get Nova. They're really trying to get Nova out the door. They're still trying to figure out fucking Easiest fucking chance to do Nova since they introduced Guardians of the Galaxy. Well, technically, and all Xandar and all that stuff, they have ins and outs, but To have the helmets Actually, no, they didn't really have the helmets. The helmets were supposed to be the base of the power Dropped one of my favorite lines from the movie, when they're picking Wade up and they pull out the batons, whoa Hanging's.
Speaker 1:Nothing new to me, friendo, but it is to Disney. But I want to build a snowman. How many times did they talk about crack and shit like that? You know one thing if I can say a gripe Not really a gripe, because I wasn't what do you like Cassandra? I can say a gripe, not really a gripe, because I wasn't. What do you like Cassandra? No, I don't like the villain that much. I wish they had a better villain. If they had a better villain, it probably would have been up in one or two. I'm not gonna lie. Even Matt's kind of nodding, I didn't like the villain. I thought Disney was the villain. It's okay, I have a joke, that I'm going to write it down so I don't forget it. I feel kind of funny because he went Marvel and guess what I'm doing? What Mine is an animated trilogy.
Speaker 1:It came all out in one year, surprisingly Justice League, crisis on Infinite Earths, part 1, 2, and 3. Okay, it's the last time we got to hear Kevin's voice, da-da-da. And then we get Dean Winchester as Batman, and so now I wish would come to a con. It's like a meeting. I don't know if he does them anymore. I know Jared does. I follow both Instagram. Jared was just that one, not since he was part of the boys. If he doesn't anymore, I don't know.
Speaker 1:I need them to bring that back Because I need to go in a line with Jensen or even Jared. Hey man, you guys gotta bring it back now. One more season, let's go. I ended like crap. I'm sorry. Just revamp the last season, end like crap, bring me back. They'll be confused when I say you you wanna know how? The easiest way to fix that season is.
Speaker 1:Just say God wrote the last chapter of the book and he didn't like it, so he scrapped it. And we're doing it again my favorite part of random thing from Supernatural. I like when they're arguing with God and they're like what the fuck God? He said nothing wrong. He's like I've given you everything. What do you want? I bring your brother back to life. All the time. I give you Cass. What else do you want? I love it. You did not be named Chuck. What I don't want it. I'd like my God not to be named Chuck. I still can't believe he chose that name. I still can't believe he chose that name. Chuck Great actor.
Speaker 1:Though they really did that good though that was so good, god is a writer. I like that. I like the concept of that. That was even with the Bible. I made the joke when they tried to make Castiel God. It's like I'm for it, I'll be the missionary for you. I'll walk around saying here's Cass at the church of Castiel. One scene at the church of Castiel Dean is my lover. One scene that, fuck you, you knew what I was going to say. One scene in Supernatural always throw me for a loop is when Cass is dying and he's telling Dean, dean, I love you. I'm like in my head, if I was in that situation, I'd be like as a friend, or what are you talking? Nope, that was a ship. That was a very popular ship they had to play on that.
Speaker 1:Best episode by far, at least in my opinion, is the Scooby Natural. I absolutely love that episode. It's up there. Probably my second. My favorite ones are anything with Gabriel. They are up there, probably my second. My favorite ones are anything with anything with Gabriel, because that's my that that they are right there A trickster, especially when they go to real life and they discover who they are and they're just playing themselves on screen and making Jensen or making Jared Padalecki. He's like I have. I'm married to demon in real life.
Speaker 1:Supernatural gave me two deaths that still I can't. They didn't need to kill Gabriel and alternate. Michael killed Gabriel, fuck you. And Benny. Benny was low, that was low. Stop fucking killing him. You've done it in front of me at work. Now he's just gotta fucking kill you for character development. Huh, yep, he does nothing but kill me. That's what I shall love.
Speaker 1:I don't have to talk about my number five very much. It's Abigail. Abigail, jay, you've got to watch that one too. There's a few on here that I'm like you should watch. That is one Blink twice too. What was your last one? Dead to War? I didn't even really talk about it, we just went right into Supernatural. Too bad, we're on our way.
Speaker 1:Number four, number four oh, probably, arguably, he's right there. He's right there with Voor Voorhees, but he's probably my favorite, one of my. He's tied with Jason for my favorite slasher. Now, terrifier 3. I guess I didn't know all of them, so I know your top 3, terrifier 3. What order do you have them in your top 3? Are my top three, dean? No, they're not. No, it's not. So which one did you leave off? Oh, wait, no, never mind, you still have the one. Wait, he lost me now. No, I thought he had them. No, he didn't. You don't have my two. Which one of these did you leave off? You haven't said Abigail yet. I said Abigail at eight. Oh, okay, then, never mind, I've been saying you said Abigail yet.
Speaker 1:But Terrifier 3 is just non-stop fucking comedy. I'm a sick fuck for saying that. That movie's just comedy. That's not horror, that's comedy Every time there's a shower scene. That movie's just comedy. That's not horror, it's comedy Every time there's a shower scene. That shower scene. He kills these people with a chainsaw and he's fucking driving a chainsaw up his ass crack and throwing his nuts up and shit. I'm like, bro, what the fuck? I couldn't help turning to Dean and be like, yeah, that's the way you like that, huh. Then he makes snow angels in the blood because it's Christmas themed, oh my god. And then the.
Speaker 1:I've never seen they did the brother dirty as fuck in that movie, though I've never seen the way that Damien LeMieux I love this guy and I love David Howard Thornton too, who plays Art. The way that they fucking use practical effects is ridiculous. It's actual blood and gore. It's no CGI. They use props and everything. When he rips the dude's skin off his head and shit and his Vicky, his fucking demon zombie cohort, taking a blade of glass and fucking scratching up her shit, I'm like she's masturbating With a freaking thing of glass. I'm like bro, damn this shit wild. That was his first victim. Yeah, that was when the fire won. Yeah, jesus Christ. At the end of the movie she ends up going to a house, oh, and then the rats Hammer's a fucking tube into this bitch's aunt's mouth and sends fucking rats down the tube and lights fire in her throat and they're fucking crawling out of her throat. The main character's family was done really fucking dirty man, holy shit.
Speaker 1:That's why I go to Terrifier for these fucking off-the-walls kills that are like bro, that JJ would fucking love but he can't see art. I don't think they had us in this movie. Just, every single kill was just and I'm gonna be sick for this, but fun, it was fun. You can never tell exactly how. They don't show you it, but the fucker hacks up a fucking kid at the beginning. You just hear the fucking axe and crunch.
Speaker 1:I think I figured out that the main thing that screws up JJ the most with the clowns is he associates it a lot with the bright colors. Oh, and Art's just black and white. So Art might be okay. Are you not afraid of him until he sees all the blood cover? Because then it's just good gore to him. It's just the quirkiness and the way it does it. I seen an interview with the director and David Howard Thornton. I was like, oh God, why'd someone ask that? It was like at a con or something. Someone up to him asked him. So at the beginning of Terrifier 3, when Art finds a little girl hiding in the cupboard and it just cuts away, did she survive? And they're like no, no, nobody survived that house. No, he killed everyone. It's so fucking scary. They're not scary. They're not scary, it's just. If you can't deal with blood and gore, don't watch them.
Speaker 1:Each movie progresses as a story, just enough, and I want the fourth one is going to be the. The fourth one is the conclusion of Art's story. They confirm that they're building lore. Art's a demon and there's been Sienna and her fucking blade and shit. Somehow we killed the main demon, but we didn't kill Art. Art got away and he goes and chills on the bus and takes out his horn. And then we get the Easter egg of the first film or the second film. The chick on the bus is reading a book.
Speaker 1:I don't know if anything, I don't know if anything beats Terrifier 2, where he ripped literally I'm not even exaggerating this he rips a dude's dick off. I'm like, oh boy, I can't help it. It's just, this film series does it. They're sick. They're sick, but so good and they're funny the fact that they're funny. Who can't have care of fire? Oh god, I'll go home and rewatch it. I would tie that for 4.
Speaker 1:Ok, my number 4 is the one omission that I said. That didn't technically came out this year. It came out the year before, but we didn't see it until February. Anyone but you, anyone but you. Oh shit, damn it. That was my omission and I knew you weren't going to put it on there because you weren't delving that far. No, I was like you weren't delving into it. You didn't. It was 2023. Oh, we didn't see it until. We didn't see it until February. Oh, that fucking movie. Give me a cap the Antenna. It's on Netflix. You should watch it.
Speaker 1:Matt's the one that made the fucking joke that had me dead. We literally went to see a romantic comedy together In February. Yeah, I know, at least it wasn't like us four guys going to see Deadpool on Valentine's Day. God, everyone was like, damn, they're all fucking in love and shit. I'm like, oh, fuck you people Probably thinking this shit in the morning, especially the songs I played.
Speaker 1:God damn, three, three for me. Which one did you put at three here? Cocaine. My number three too Boy Kills World. Wow, you guys put that one up.
Speaker 1:That movie stuck with me. That shit stuck with me throughout the whole fucking year because it's non-stop. That action is non-stop. You put that at number one. You know what number one is? I think I do. You said you loved it and it was going on there and you haven't said it yet. I wonder if it's the same one. It's not.
Speaker 1:This is the final movie I put him on. I didn't put him on to it, several people did, but we all said you needed to watch it, if it's right. Yeah, it's pretty decisive what my one and two were, but oh, bill Skarsgård and Billy Kisworth being a solidified good action star, which I wasn't surprised with, and that fucking cheese grater I love when they use random shit as weapons. That did get me Cheese grater. And there was a guy that was on drugs and kept coming back and he kept trying to kill him. The guard, fuck that ending fight, though with his master. Why is this guy dying? That ending fight with his master was ridiculous. So I'm like fuck, this is pure cocaine. Fuck, dude, that was a gem. I can't believe that didn't.
Speaker 1:I don't know if that movie didn't do well or if it just came out at a weird time and people didn't see it, but that was Came out at a weird time. The concept was a little too different for most people. That was just a pure adrenaline. Just fuck Did better than whatever the fuck video game themed one. That was where it was shot in first person. Hardcore Henry yeah, matt likes Hardcore Henry. At least I think it did better than Hardcore Henry, right? Probably it had more notable actors in it. Okay, that was.
Speaker 1:I'm very easy when it comes to nostalgia. Ghostbusters, frozen Empire oh god, I'm going to give him nostalgia. But that was not a good movie. I'm going to give him nostalgia. It wasn't good for you. No, I didn't really like it. It's not my type of movie. You're sitting right next to the poster. Who are you going to call Ghostbusters will never.
Speaker 1:I like the afterlife way more. I'm still waiting for them to do the entire on their own thing. They were back in New York, but it wasn't like kids were doing their own thing yet, it was still the adult. I do love how you just call Bill Murray to do Bill Murray things for like 10 minutes and he leaves Bill, can you come do Bill Murray things? Okay, not Garfield. What Not Garfield? That's how he is now. Even though I love him as Garfield, he probably hates me. How did you not like that? I didn't hate it, it's just I didn't like it that much. I don't know. Like I said, I liked Afterlife a lot. I did like Afterlife. I get excited when I see Slimer. Every time I see Slimer, I appreciate a hell of a lot of 1 and 2.
Speaker 1:The root of Not the last the Last Jedi, that was 8. 8. Yes was eight. Eight, yes, eight. It probably went the route of that for you, where you didn't care as much because it was just Star Wars. Star Wars, yeah, oh yeah. Somehow the Emperor came back. That was nine, that was nine. Okay, well, whenever someone says Star Wars, it's the first thing that comes to my mind. Oh yeah, force Awakens really good. Rian Johnson takes the Last Jedi a way different direction. Then Abrams comes back and tries to save it with the rise of Skywalker and just almost makes it fucking worse. And even JJ has been torn apart with all the movies he's done lately too. So it's like even he's getting losing credibility for what he tried to do.
Speaker 1:What's your three? Oh yeah, that was your three. That was three. What's your two? My number two is my three was Boy Kills World. Oh, okay. Who is the by far in probably the last shit decade, the greatest Like fucking atmosphere For a horror movie I've ever seen. It's called Long Legs, nicholas Cage Fucking Jeff's Kiss. I'm just like. I feel like an idiot now.
Speaker 1:He put it at two. He put it at one. Yeah, he put it at two. He put it at one. Yeah, it's who won. He put Godzilla at two. That didn't even make my shit. Nope, I'm a Godzilla fan. I can't help it. Yeah, I love the direction that they're going with these films. Wait, minus one or no Kong Kong. Okay, I love the. Okay, I love the. I love Minus One. But I don't know if it's going to continue its thing because technically it's its own era thing. Monsterverse is its own thing. Okay, MonsterVerse is America, minus One is Japanese. So it gets its own. You know how you have Showa. I know the hei, the eras. It has its own era now since this film aired.
Speaker 1:But Longlegs is Nicolas Cage actually is very subdued in the movie. He only becomes Nicolas Cage for like two scenes. He's in a car, he just starts. I'm like, ah, nicolas Cage came out for a second, but it's just. It's so creepy and down to earth. He's a Satanist, he's doing a satanic ritual and shit, trying to summon the devil and all that shit. But he puts it in dolls. And he puts these satanic stones in dolls and they make, they possess the patriarchs of these families to kill their whole family. Then they kill themselves. It's fucked up. It's fucked up with the atmosphere. I don't know how they mixed and the marketing campaign, for that was ridiculous, how they marketed that fucking movie. The number everywhere and you call it and you hear Nicolas Cage talking to you and shit, that was fucking. Oh, that was great Lamb.
Speaker 1:No, I'm trying to think of the movie that I heavily compared it to Silence of the Lambs, silence of the Lambs. For most of the movie you felt it was like Silence of the Lambs. It's kinda. They end up switching it up on him. And the twist he's been living in the detective's basement. The whole fucking movie Cause his, her mom's, his accomplice because he made it when he came to her house try to kill them. She made a deal that she would help him. They spared him If they spared them. And that whole movie. Oh fuck. There's a scene where she goes up to a cop sitting. Popcar just blows his head off when it fucking shot Like shit, bro, left his ass off a ton. And there's some scenes in there where she's just sitting on the bed and shit and there's a shadow of a fucking horrid goat behind her and shit, I'm like, bro, these shots, bro, you know who directed it Osgood Perkins, the son of Anthony Perkins From Psycho, which is cool to me.
Speaker 1:Aside from Smile 2, this was one of the first movies that threw me for a loop. He don't vibe with horror movies like I do, but he liked this one, this one, the story got me. Everything that happened I loved and it made me actually want to watch it with some heavily religious people, just to see their opinion. It was still good. Want to watch it with some heavily religious people? Yeah, just to see their opinion. It was. That was still good. That's one of the Blu-rays I need to order. You could have picked it up. Yeah, that's the fucking. I didn't have money yet I didn't get paid at Target and Bound Pewaukee. Shit, that fucking Target was loaded with Blu-rays. Shit, fuck.
Speaker 1:Long legs. I said Godzilla, then long legs. I said Godzilla, then long legs. He was not not going to talk about them at all, talked about both. What do you want me to say about Godzilla Kong? We did an episode on that one. I love everything Godzilla. Even if it's not that good, he loves it and it was good.
Speaker 1:Everybody hated the Netflix series Godzilla Earth. I loved it. People hated on Netflix. Yeah, netflix, they had three separate movies where Godzilla was basically as big as fucking he can be on Earth because he is basically ancient now, and then there's the newer one, I think it's called Singular Point, where they have the music and all that. I love the song that's in there. I love the concept. It's basically Shin Godzilla, but somehow better to me. I went to that movie just to see monsters fight. Let's see them fight. That's all you go for. Let's suplex Godzilla. Suplex, it happens, suplex, huh.
Speaker 1:My number two is Dune, part 2. I hate myself when it comes to those movies. I gotta give them a chance. Two is better than one. No see, I did one horrible. I turned it on because I was expecting me to actually like it. Here I am with him watching the fucking movie and I was trying to watch it but it was kind of slow. But then I watched it by myself and kind of like this, I liked it, loved it. One set up all the mythos in the plot that it needed for two to turn into the action movie that it kind of became. So I haven't given two a chance yet. Unfortunately I need to. What's your number one, dean, if I can give Rebel Moon a chance, I should definitely give Dune. I will admit I was scrolling to Rebel Moon.
Speaker 1:Well, my number one is the most aura I have ever seen from a fucking character in forever. I have Paul Mundy, atreides, arrakis I knew it was this one. Fucking, I was standing. You know how my room set up? That whole last hour and a half I was standing, silence. Or I pulled out that Conqueror's Hockey. You know that existed way before that phone. I even used it, just Silence. Or I pulled out that Conqueror's Hockey. You know that existed way before that. Oda even used it. No, you know me.
Speaker 1:I like characters that have aura and portray that king as I'm like fuck you, you are nothing to me. That's who he's supposed to be. All Atreides is just it. And I want to ruin Messiah. So bad, because this motherfucker is going to go on a jihad and kill six billion fucking people. It's a jihad.
Speaker 1:You don't know the story of Dune. Do you what he doesn't know about the sex story or anything? That's what he does. It's basically a holy war. They don't really do it all that much, though in books. No, oh, my god, don't you do that to me. I want to see the Holy. I mean, the next book is technically dealing with the aftermath of him winning. He literally he's doing. You'll probably get scenes of it. I've researched it. Atreides is one of the characters that is very complex to people because he is not good but he is not evil either. He is doing it for the greater, for a better future in his, but he's still killing six million fucking people to do it. Yeah, but oh, there's just. My brain went german there. Another thing too that that was cool to me. I got. I had some historical stuff in there too that I would.
Speaker 1:The Fremen are very kind of. I did some research on the Fremen for the movie and shit the Fremen are. Their language has a lot of Islam, islamic. They combine three languages to make their language. They speak Islamic, romanian and Serbian. Those are the languages they combined to make the Fremen's language. Did you recognize any Serb? There were some very slob-sounding words in there. To be fair, as much as he's talking about his love of Paul, technically he gets more Javier Bardum. So that's the icing on the cake. It's just, oh, my God, and you know me, I knew it wasn't as much as Islam extremists and all that shit nowadays. I got a deep respect for Islam and their culture and shit, because I've been reading books on the Ottoman Empire lately and you want to know how long Serbs and the Ottoman Empire fought? Hundreds and hundreds of fucking years, so there's like a rivalry there. Oh God, he brings Serb shit in Dune.
Speaker 1:There's why you didn't follow up on your foreshadow, dean, what you didn't bring up Austin Butler again, oh, oh, I forgot his name. I forgot his name Parkinan. Parkinan With an F, I think his name. But he has the final duel at the end for pretty much the Emperor title and shit. And the Emperor who Christopher Walken's, got to choose his champion and Austin Butler's, he's just like I'm here, atreides and I'm like, oh shit, the aura, these fucking aura, these fucking guys. Man, that wasn't the pale white guy, is it? That's the bald guy. That's Austin Butler. They put more pale or white on their home planet versus what they are. That's Austin Butler. Fade, rotha, fade, rotha, yep.
Speaker 1:And when Paul finally wins and kills him, I'm like, oh my god, don't do that. His last words to Paul are you fought well with your enemies? Why do I have to do? A respectful, honorable, god damn it. See, that's manly shit, man, that shit just got him like fuck this, you don't get too many of those. You maybe get one of here. I wonder if Matt expected it to be one. He's like it's one, he's going to do it at one. Well, I was figuring it out. As we were from the top five, I knew it was in your five tim, tiffany, charlotte, going up, that man going up, my fucking damn. I don't remember, though you would know, because I I've been trying to do I should read the books. I've been trying to do wiki research on the books and stuff.
Speaker 1:What happens is zendaya's character. She, she leaves at the end of two. She's like fuck this shit. Well, I don't know where they're going to take Zendaya for this, but traditionally, paul marries, doesn't he marry the emperor's daughter? He marries her, but he will only sleep with Zendaya. Oh, my, okay, he will not have a child with the princess. You should see his. I know Paul's fucking kid's basically a fucking sandworm, isn't he Not that one? That's great-great-grandchild or something.
Speaker 1:After Messiah, things start taking place years and years and years afterwards. Yeah, okay, paul's story ends in 3. Yep, the books get weird after that. Yeah, yeah, I know. Yep, the books get weird after that. Yeah, yeah, I know that. I know, because even I'm trying the savior of the universe after Paul's what I remember from reading certain things. After the grandson does the sandworm thing and that the savior of the universe is Jason Momoa. Because of how their science works, they do clones and stuff. Duncan Idaho Duncan Idaho saves the universe. Yes, it's a long-distance clone of Duncan Idaho. If I remember correct, he creates himself a harm too.
Speaker 1:I know how Paul dies, badass, though he's blind and he can't see anymore. I know how Paul dies, badass, though he's blind and he can't see anymore. Bro just walks out into the desert. No, that's how old freemen are supposed to die, bro, I'm out. Damn God. Like I said, it was just we got our ones out the way. Dude, it was the action. We know what my one is. I haven't been hiding it. Oh it's. They're going to make him do it until he's 90. And, based off of the recent news, he's in it for 10 more years. Oh, my Deadpool Wolverine, even with the whole allegations against Ryan and his wife. Fuck, oh God. He needs the money. I don't think that's getting out for a couple of days. People are still going to go watch Deadpool, no doubt Lady Deadpool, cowboy Pool, I still and they're dragging Ryan into it. I still don't understand any of that.
Speaker 1:You hit the guy in your basement. What, oh my, was he the director? The director and the co-star of Blake Lively's Last Romance movie? He directed that movie. What is he doing in the basement romance movie? He directed that movie. What is he doing in the basement? I don't fucking know. That's a really confusing fucking Hollywood situation right there. I don't know. And he's suing for defamation. That's all he's going to get out of it. So it's like it's just he's going to get something, because defamation lawsuits are bullshit.
Speaker 1:Wow, let's see what did. He did not have Transformers 1 on his. No, I didn't. Wow, he had Godzilla on there and I'd argue that Transformers 1 was a better story than Godzilla. That's interesting. That's why I like this list. So Transformers was was there. I wouldn't almost for the 20, like it would have been in the 20 to the 10 range, but I don't know where did that fall off for you? I'm kidding, I don't know if I'm ever gonna get a two. Oh, yeah, yeah, because it bombs so fast. It's not that it even bombs, it's just Hasbro is shit when it comes to its movies and stuff. What time is it? Two, oh, about normal.
Speaker 1:I think we're going to save our Marvel and Star Wars news for the next one, to give us something more to talk about for our next movie. But we can do. What else are we watching? Upcoming movies and stuff. Do we have updates here? Updates Like the very next movie we're going to see? The next movie we're doing a podcast episode on is Captain America 4. Captain America 4. Brave New World? No, it's not called Brave New World, is it? I don't know? New World Order? I think no, it is Brave New World because they got rid of New World Order. It wouldn't have worked.
Speaker 1:There's some good movies coming out in February. What do we got? Love Hurts. Love Hurts is the one I'm most looking at, that one I actually really want to see. Love Hurts is one I'm going to watch regardless. Dean only wants to go see it for one person. I want to see Marshawn Lynch be a bad actor. You know how many people aren't going to care. It's Marshawn Lynch.
Speaker 1:Captain America 4 is going to bomb. Yes, it is. I'm going to be pissed because Dean's right. They're gonna make his Hulk better than fucking Hulk Jay. I've already said this that I don't understand. They have made Red Hulk from the trailers look cool and badass and I'm like they treat Red Hulk better than Green One. What the fuck? Have either of you seen the trailer for Cleaner? No, I have not. I want you guys to watch it and tell me what movie this is, because it is a direct rip-off of another movie we know and love. I'm sorry, when you say the cleaner, all I can think of is the Cedric the Entertainer movie, where he's a cleaner and he becomes a spy. We can watch that trailer and you tell me exactly what movie this fucking is Cleaner. Yeah, oh, boy, we can save that for later.
Speaker 1:The Monkey oh, that's the Monkey. That's Osgood Perkins. That's the guy who directed Long Legs. Stephen King it's Stephen King. Oh, okay, the Monkey. Clang, clang, clang, clang, clang. I gotta see that. I'm excited for that. I'm actually kind of interested in that one. Oh, go see a horror movie that might be fringe horror. I don't know if it's going to be a full-blown horror movie. Yeah, stephen King is different.
Speaker 1:Black Bag I think Dean has an interest in at least Black Bag that's got one of your favorite actors is in it with Michael Fassbender Colladriel and Michael Fassbender. Dean's going to go see this movie. What's it called? Black Bag? Black Bag, oh yep, I know what you're talking about. I've seen the trailer. I've seen the trailer for that. It's Cate Blanchett. Yeah, I said it had Galadriel Sinners. I got it.
Speaker 1:You're hoping that's good. I hope it don't suck Sky Cinema For what Cleaner? I got it. You're hoping that's good. I hope it don't suck Sky Cinema. Huh, for what Black Bank? Uh, cleaner. Yeah, see what the star is Daisy Ridley. Oh boy, just a complete rip off of another movie Nova Cain starring what's his name? Son, it's played. Oh yeah, another action movie. Mickey 17 with Batman oh yeah, fun, that looked fun. Mickey 17 with Batman oh yeah, yeah, the Accountant 2. That's actually coming. That's supposed to be coming. We haven't seen anything for it. It's in April.
Speaker 1:Does Cleaner take place in a tower? Yes, on Christmas. Yes, oh, it's. It's just Britain instead. Yeah, that's the entire plot. It's the exact same thing, except for it's female-led. It's female-led. They replaced Hans Gruber with another action star who we love. He's another action star who we love, but it's just diehard in fucking Britain.
Speaker 1:I'm surprised I picked up on it so quickly without even watching the trailer. I know, without watching the trailer, I'll watch it for shits and giggles. Until Dawn is a horror movie you might actually enjoy. I believe that's Werewolves, until Dawn. It's based off the video game. They made a movie off the video game. That was unexpected, but it is a good game. Thunderbolts we go see them anyway, probably my most hyped. I'm ready for that If we have to make a podcast on it. Yes, that's the only movie coming around where you can actually do one on. Really, we have no other links. We don't have any fight writers Type podcasts. So, from the 15th to the 15th, as our schedule dictates the Amateur, which is the Rami Malek assassin movie.
Speaker 1:Mickey 17,. The Accountant 2, if it comes out, until Dawn, thunderbolts. Atlantis, which is theantis, which is the piece-by-piece spinoff, different as a live-action movie versus Pharrell Williams. Atlantis is just New Jersey, it's just a live-action Pharrell Williams movie, when they just did piece-by-piece. Not that Atlantis, not the Atlantis we want, it's the Atlantis we're getting. Yeah, it's just Disney giving us Treasure Planet throughout Star Wars. But that's the 15th to the 15th.
Speaker 1:What are we going to do? An episode on Mickey 17. Oh, and mind it, final Destination is apparently happening again. Oh God, soft reboot, or is it just, I don't know? Final Destination 17.
Speaker 1:Then we're starting to get into issues Lilo and Stitch, mission Impossible, karate Kid, ballerina. So far, two are definitely Ballerina that's the John Wick Badass woman killing motherfuckers we can make that one. The podcast movie Ballerina that's the John Wick Badass woman killing motherfuckers Yay, we can make that one. The podcast movie Ballerina yeah, we did one on John Wick. That's the next month, that's after. I know. I know. I know, leave it with Stitch's. More a me thing, I think. Oh, it's me.
Speaker 1:We're not big on Mission Impossible. I assume I don't think any of us are. I own the movies and I think I've only made it through the first three. Tom Cruise runs a lot in them. Bitches no. Then we've got how to Train your Dragon. Ah, that's going to be one to go with.
Speaker 1:Jay Watch it bitch. 28 years late. You might bitch. Casting is the only thing that's gotten me so far, but if they play the part, I won't be as pissed 28 years later. Oh baby, jurassic World Rebirth. Scarlett Johansson, you fucking killed me on that movie.
Speaker 1:It's still not confirmed. What we saw could have been fake. I hope it is. It'd just be Splice Part 2. Where's the next fucking month. What April? No, we're in July 15th. It's always the summer that kills us. Yeah, superman, oh, that's a podcast episode. That is, I know, what you did last summer. I'm thinking Jennifer Love Hewitt's coming back, I love that one.
Speaker 1:Fantastic Four, magic Kids and Pedro the Naked Gun Reboot Son of a bitch. No, liam Neeson is playing Frank Drebin Jr. It's Frank Drebin Jr, liam Neeson, I hope to God. Come on, I hope he nails it. Actually, if he plays the same type of character he did in Ted, or he's serious, but he's also not. Did anybody get a look at the driver? Then we've got a little bit of a break. But Dean's going to be happy.
Speaker 1:Oh, no, my movie, nobody 2. Nobody 2? Yeah, I love the first one, yeah. But then the next two movies are Thread, the Insidious sequel, oh shit. And the Conjuring oh. How are those two going? I'm not as hype on the Conjuring. They're starting to milk that shit. They're not as good since James Wan left. They're not as good. All of these books Thread, the Conjuring, him and Saw are all in September. Saw's in Saw might not come out, saw's having issues and guess what the movie is? So it's Thread Conjuring, funny Name, him and Saw and the Bride, which is a Frankenstein knockoff movie that they're doing.
Speaker 1:The movie in between all those is Downtown Abbey, 3. Downtown Abbey I like being a little Downtown Abbey. I've yet to watch a single one of those movies. Downtown Abbey, I know the show. That's it Me and your grandma watch Downtown Abbey. I'll tell you what. Let's watch some Downtown Abbey. She looks at you crazy when you say downtown. Never say it.
Speaker 1:Right, I'm assuming we're gonna probably not do anything on this, but I know you guys will be interested will be the Michael Jackson documentary Low key yes, Because I'm playing a. I don't know, but that'll be up there. The Tron movie that's a J one. Black Phone 2 that's definitely in us. We love Black Phone and unfortunately, we're going to do a podcast about this one. And the Hobbit's going to join for Mortal Kombat 2. I'm ready. We've been waiting on that shit since what? 2020 November Predator Badlands hey, now you See Me.
Speaker 1:3. It's more of a J one. I don't like those as much, but they're okay. And the Running man I just don't With Glenn Powell. God damn it, glenn. So you're taking Arnold Schwarzenegger and giving us Glenn With a bigger cast.
Speaker 1:I've heard several people not know it for that movie. It is one of those movies where you can do heavy cameos. We've got some good movies for December too. I've heard rumblings about Sarah's Oil, which is the last movie of the year. I've heard some rumblings about that one. But we also get Five Nights at Freddy's too, and Avatar 3. What 3? Avatar 3. I'm still not as happy about that.
Speaker 1:Okay, I got that movie literally because my family wanted to watch it, and me and Dean are sitting there. We're kind of not even watching, we're just. I don't think I'll ever come around to those. I don't think I will. I think the only time he paid attention was when the whales were on screen. Hey, whales, edgar. When the whales were on screen, hey, whales.
Speaker 1:Edgar Wright is directing the Running man reboot. Okay, we'll see how it goes. Cast that is definitely an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie. I liked the Sixth Day. Oh, fucking fuck here. Okay, here's the cast so far. Oh, I didn't know that. Thanks, you didn't know that. Burning man, that's a Stephen King book.
Speaker 1:Uh, katie O'Brien is somebody we know from the Star Wars. She was the spy from the Empire, for she's also in Twisters. Well, she's been in Ant-Man too. What is she? She's been in Ant-Man 2. What is she going to be in? She's just in the movie. This is all Running Men.
Speaker 1:So, glenn Powell, Katie O'Brien, josh Brolin Glenn and her are both in. Oh, josh Brolin's in there. Josh Brolin's in here. Lee Pace, you know him. Make him the host Hunter. He's a hunter. Michael Cera God, he's gonna be the host. Nope, I don't know. The host is not. Oh, josh Brolin is the host. Okay, that still fits. It still fits. Recognize him I do, but I'm not. Sean Hayes Looks very familiar. He's in TV shows.
Speaker 1:Coleman Domingo is a voice You'll know. He's voicing Norman Osborn in the new show. Recognize him from several things, in order. Right, he's been in several different things. I recognize him as a dirty cop. He wasn't a dirty cop in Law and Order, though Amelia Jones, stranger Tide, she was in that. I don't recognize her for much.
Speaker 1:William H Macy Face with that name. No, I do not. How in the fuck? William H Macy, he's from fucking. He's known for he's from fucking. He's known for shameless. He's known for a lot more than that, but shameless is one thing you want to know. Something that sticks me about shameless Cameron Monaghan's in it who plays Joker. He's gay, just. I mean, I helped him with the Joker, didn't I? But all of those are in the movie.
Speaker 1:That is a very star-studded cast. Oh, you want the host? Yeah, coleman Domingo's playing the host. Coleman Domingo, that's the voice of Norman Osborn, but Roland's the show's producer. I thought that's where that came from. That's even better. Yeah, that is even better, because he's the one who actually puts the Arnold Schwarzenegger character in the chair. That makes him actually neat, if I'm remembering correctly. Now I gotta go home and actually watch it again. You guys saw the penguin right. Both of you did. The mayor is playing Glenn Paul's wife. Yeah, the mayor is playing glenn paul's wife. Uh-huh, and penguin, whoever the mayor is. Yeah, we got some of those right. Yeah, that's another.
Speaker 1:I thought it was a pretty not as good year for movies, but there's still a bunch. There's still. It's because there's not as many comic book movies. I'm always, always used to fucking three, five, six comic book movies every fucking year. It's fine and we only have. Are you really fatigued? Jay's getting comic book fatigued? No, that's the thing. People are kind of sick of him. I'm not fatigued, but I want them to take the fucking time to get shit right.
Speaker 1:Superman's already a smash hit because Crypto's in it. There's a good boy in it who won't die. I think the only thing I'm going to appreciate about James Gunn is he's like we've already seen Superman's origin. We've already seen Batman's origin. We don't need to fucking do it.
Speaker 1:It's going to take me a bit to get used to fucking Guy Gardner, though that hair bro, but the problem is that it's correct. I know it is. It doesn't look like on him. It doesn't look right on him. God darn it. Put some red on. You'll be better. Be a red lantern, then he can. Oh, he changes up his hairstyle then.
Speaker 1:Did they confirm Momoa's Lobo at some point? Yes, they did confirm. Momoa's been confirmed. He's going to be Lobo now. Oh, yes, yes, the fans got what they wanted the godshine All along. He should have been Lobo all along.
Speaker 1:My problem is I have to go into Superman. When I first see Superman, you're actually going to love this and hate it at the same time. My first thought can't be that's not Henry Cavill. I can't do that. Lobo's supposed to show up in Supergirl. We're getting Supergirl, though apparently in Superman, so you're going to see your Supergirl in Superman.
Speaker 1:Do you know who's playing Supergirl? I don't think I do, actually Millie Alcock. Millie Alcock, oh, you're the one who heavily bases your opinion off of the actors. They gotta look the part. I only know her from House of the Dragon that's the only thing I've ever seen her in which is the Game of Thrones. Pretty cool. She plays young Rhaenyra. I buy it. I still can't believe Matt Smith's in that show Getting paid. I buy it, as her look, I do. I kind of see it. It's Australian, australian, I see it. I see it.
Speaker 1:The fact that Lobo's going to be in there too, oh God, that motherfucking Lobo man. Momoa too, oh fuck. Hey, when it's fucking it must have got pushed. But when is the next Fast and Furious? What the fuck happened with that? It's not continuing. Well, you better.
Speaker 1:I need to know what happened after Jason Momoa's story. God, jason McCullough's story, his Joker story. That fucker was so flamboyant in that movie it wasn't even funny. We were supposed to get what? Three movies out of that. So we're going to get one more out of him and that's the end of it. I thought it was going to be three, 10, 11, 12.
Speaker 1:I need that to end, because, as much as people can tear them movies apart, that movies are close to my heart, it's just chicks and fast cars and action. Come on, man, you gotta end that. You're all about family. You gotta end that shit Damn right. Every time that's Speaking of family. That goddamn fucking one of my favorite crossovers ever. That needs to happen.
Speaker 1:Optimus Prime and Peter Cullen's voice. I've called a friend and that charger pulls up and Dom gets out. You do know that needs to actually be a collab. Fucking Transformers. That Dom's car has actually been a Transformer, where Dom actually comes with. I've seen so many. Or the fucking Infinity War scene Endgame scene, where all the portals open. Or the fucking Infinity War scene Infinity War End game scene, where all the portals open and the fucking charger flies in Bro. Why? Why you got to put Dom in everything? Man, he's already there. He's the voice of Groot. God damn it. We are Groot.
Speaker 1:How do you say family in another language? Groot? I just I don't know. I still can't translate Groot. I just never. I will never be able to translate it. That's going to bug me because I'm like, where is Fast? It's 11, I believe. Yeah, that's why I thought it was going to end at 12. It says 11, I believe. Uh-huh, that's why I thought it was going to end at 12. It says 2025, but I doubt it. There's no release date. I don't think they have a script. If it's coming out in 2025, it's already been shot. They film the movies back-to-back Good day. So that's even weirder now. So what are they working on? Reshoots? I don't know. There's no date. Free screenings Free screenings that's something they should pull me and Dean for, and you as well.
Speaker 1:You're a heavier critic. We got like the perfect blend. Heavy critic Not really like the perfect blend. Heavy critic, not really a critic at all. Middle we got kind of like that perfect blend. We know you like being in the middle.
Speaker 1:See, I told you To end it. I mean you had put on there. I mean, is anyone watching any new shows? You just finished Skeleton Crew, but we'll leave critiques and everything to see if we actually get to watch it before. I don't think anyone's going to like the ending.
Speaker 1:Get to it For an episode purposes. Have you ever told me something is episode purposes? I'll watch it. Extreme fucking letdown as far as who's the leader of the planet. Matt Atkins, you know how they say the governor or the supervisor? You have a clue who you think it would be. No, who's leaving the planet.
Speaker 1:Can I give it away? Sure, it's a droid, it's just a giant fucking rotating head like R2-D2. Oh, but it has this British accent. That's why Star Wars is dying. When's the last time we see R2-D2? That's why Star Wars is dying. When's the last time we see R2-D2? That's why Star Wars is dying. You mean, that's why none of these stories feel relevant? Yeah, because R2 is not there. He's busy with Luke at his fake Jedi Academy. Yeah, I forget. I always considered 3PO and R2 almost inseparable. Where is 3PO again? Technically, leia's not dead yet. Well, yeah, oh yeah. And Skeleton Crew is not dead. She's not dead yet. In Thrawn's story, she's not dead yet.
Speaker 1:I don't know where Mando fits anymore. We have no clue where Mando fits anymore. We have no clue where Mando movie is going to be, but we have concept of what it is and I'm fucking pissed. Oh no, you mean the bounty hunter that they picked? No, because it's really because they did an entire two episode arc of it, of what they did in Clone Wars, and they're just repurposing it into a movie. What? Oh no, where they were the in Clone Wars, where they had to rescue fucking Jabba's kid. Where what they had to rescue Jabba's kid as one of the plot lines for one of the Clone Wars sets of episodes, oh my, and now they're just gonna do it with older Jabba's kid. Oh no, why? That's what the plot currently is that people have found Fucking. They don't have an original idea anymore. That shouldn't. No See, this is why we were talking at the restaurant.
Speaker 1:Dave Filoni, same thing, why, don't worry, one day he may bring Flo Koon back. No, he's still in a ball of fire on my floor. I didn't know fire. He ejected. Oh, he almost did the same thing with a different pop. Fuck, what was that? That was, uh, I don't remember which one it was. Is character dead? Yep, yeah, okay, it almost fell. I was like oh you, you're just going to platoon it Like no platoon. He fell, he dead Like, oh, I don't know. The problem is because I said it. He then had to explain why.
Speaker 1:Are you watching anything of note? Oh God, I mean live action, not really. I'm watching a bunch of animes, live action, not really, I'm watching a bunch of animes, live action. I wrote down six animes I'm watching. Anyone watch Creature Commandos? No, I didn't. I like it. I can technically watch it on the site I use. I kind of want season two. I like the Bride. I don't like that. Nina died. That's fucking shit.
Speaker 1:Hey man, they make you feel for Weasel. They make you feel for Weasel. They make you feel for Weasel. He's got a great backstory. Like, oh, weasel, oh, that is a perfect ringtone for him. What that was my mom, is that her ringtone? That's Facebook.
Speaker 1:Now I got sick of Step Brothers. Wait a minute. Whenever I mess oh boy, you just heard that a lot I can't hear you. Anytime somebody messages me, my phone goes. Please, for the love of God, let me sleep. It works out Over on Creature Commandos.
Speaker 1:Yes, oh yeah, I like. Uh, everybody fell for GI Robot, gi Robot, but he's back. Bride is just the boss bitch. That's just the bride. Oh my God, frankenstein is fucking hilariously stupid. Well, I feel like you would be best friends with him, though. My favorite's Dr Phosphorus though. Oh yes, alan Tudyk never disappoints on a roll. I would really love if they would finish. Resident Alien, though, but I'm not gonna get it. Well, since we're on these, since we're on these, one I highly recommend.
Speaker 1:I actually have a new episode to watch. Today. There's an anime on Netflix called Sakamoto Days. That is my shit. That is my shit. I read the manga. I guess I'm not going home right away. Oh shit, like we gotta go watch Sakamoto Days. That's one we started watching together, so it feels kind of weird we don't watch it. They haven't made him skinny yet. That's supposed to be one of his things, but he does a lot of shit. But in the manga he's already transformed into a skinny Sakamoto at one point up to this point, and he hasn't done it yet. I thought we were going to get it in the last episode. If it doesn't happen in this next one, it's going to be issues, because he definitely does it when he's fighting.
Speaker 1:I'm mad at me, I'm mad at you, because we're watching this and Jay's like this is Dean's fat. You said it yourself, I did. He's living his. You know what this is. You actually settled down, you found your wife and a kid and you don't kill no more. But I fantasize about killing you all the time because, ah, yes, you're Shin. And do I get a girlfriend? No, shin does not have one. Maybe Lu after a while. I like her. It didn't show it. She works there at the shop too.
Speaker 1:Thanks to you, my favorite child soul leveling, season two. Oh, that's my shit because, as I was talking about TikTok, won't leave sister leveling alone. It's funny, it's so good, it's fucking hilarious, bro, not step with your brother. As I was talking about Aura Jinwoo, there's more to meet Aura. I love because I remember you watch it.
Speaker 1:You watch subtitled, right or no? I watch it subtitled because it comes out faster. Oh yeah, I've been watching anyway. I just watch the dub. The dub came out, so I've been watching the dub. It's fucking weird.
Speaker 1:I'll watch an episode in English and then all of a sudden I'll go to the episode 2 and it's subbed and I'm like what the fuck just happened? No, I love his. I love Jinwoo's English voice, after all of Alex Lee. So that's not the reason I'm fairly disagree. Fucking I'm. It's hilarious. I will watch the entire as the episodes come out. I'll watch it subbed, but then, once the season's done, I'll watch it and rewatch it.
Speaker 1:The stupid thing with watching subbed, which I can do, I'm always. I hate doing this, I hate doing this. It's called be better. What the fuck is this shit? You can't read and watch at the same time. I can a little bit, but I feel like I'm missing some of the action. If you can read, you're not JJ. Well, there's the problem with me Seeing as I read the entire thing, I know what's happening on screen Well. Well, I'm just waiting for them to. Here's where oh, that might be where I'm a fucking weirdo. I can have one eye doing this and one eye watching. Yeah, there's a reason for that. I mean, I can almost watch this way.
Speaker 1:I'm starting to question how long this season's gonna be, because they tease so much with the fucking ants that they're really. Are they really in the Antarctic? No, I don't think. No, they keep teasing it, but according to the anime intro, they're not going to get that far. I have not heard an inkling of them going to an ant fight. I think it's Baru Baru, the ant king, but yet and I love him from what I've seen, which is why you what I'm remembering is that it's teased a lot in the middle of another main arc. Well, they're teasing it through the entire seasons when they're delving more into the S-rank fucking Culture. That's when they start delving more into the ants, like, hey, they're here, it was never as heavily foreshadowed. And then we get introduced to his dad. That happened technically, don. Yeah, they're all baying everything. It's just that he, they might just be fast-forwarding things a little bit, but they're not fast-forwarding it a lot. Like I said, I know what. I'm very sure I know where this episode or this season is ending and it's gonna be right before the ants. I actually need to start reading. Well, they're building up, they're building up the rubber.
Speaker 1:I have not I've watched, I've read pieces of them. I don't think I've read the whole thing of it, but I know they're building into his. He's gotta be his girlfriend soon. His eventual life, cool life. There's a sequel where he has a fucking kid. I know, I'm reading it His eventual collision with dude that's looking for him. I forgot his name. That doesn't happen for a while, really. Yeah Well, right now he's fucking Well, remember, I don't care about he's still in the forest with the elves, with the ice frost elves. Yeah. So the next episode, because you haven't met his dad yet. I forgot, there we go. That's the next episode. Now I know exactly where it's at. I need to read. Right now he's in the hospital. Right now. I need to read where he goes back into the dungeon and faces God. Okay, that is one thing Matt told me will disappoint me, because I told him how much I love the statue when it smiled and shit. But the statue's not the big bad. He still has to fight him. That's why I want to read the sequel, because I'm wondering where the fuck it goes from there. Well, it's just I need to go back and start.
Speaker 1:I was kind of waiting for more chapters to pile up. I only seen three out at the time and I'm not going to give it. If there's only three chapters, I'm not going to. I could consider solo leveling. Is there 40, though? I consider it's a small binge. 40 chapters. It's a small binge for you too. D would just love it because I know he's going to love Beru and then Beru's basically the side character. I know he's going to love him. I can't wait to see what voice actor they picked for him. I already the fucked up thing. I can't wait to see it. You're talking original solo leveling, not sequel. Yeah, I can't wait to see what voice actor they pick for Beru. If they ever animate the sequel, I want to see them as nannies because the fucked up thing. Technically that'll be the epilogue. I still really like him Again. I forget his name, but in the dub Chris Abbott voices him.
Speaker 1:The white tiger guy, what's his name? The guy who kind of turns into a tiger? Yeah, I was researching stuff because he's like an S rank. He's one of the seven in Korea S rank. He's one of the seven in Korea. I learned as I'm researching and I'm talking to people and researching they are fodder compared to the national rank hunters who I want so bad. You only really get to meet three of them. I don't know how many I have. I want the big American dude. What's his name? Japanese and Chinese. Chinese doesn't have a artifact, he's just the only S rank in China, but he's stronger than most of their other S ranks. The big American, andre, that's gonna be my. This motherfucker, just chill, that's gonna be my dude. That's gonna be my dude. Oh, my favorite.
Speaker 1:If they pick the voice actor who did the what's his name? From Yu-Gi-Oh, the one with the bandana oh God, bandit Keith. If they chose his voice actor to voice Voice who? Andre? They've already revealed Andre, I thought. Did they? Because they teased him? I thought they teased him a little bit in season one. They uh, oh God, what's another?
Speaker 1:The problem is that after the Antarkus kind of, where things started to fall apart for solo leveling. Oh, the final arc. After that Don't they introduce like a lot of the monarchs and shit. Yeah, it was very much of a. It felt like it fell off when they got to the monarchs. So the ant arc is probably the peak of Solo Love. Then it starts. Then the power creep starts getting to question and you kind of start to question how it didn't. They never mentioned the national rank hunters until you needed a power creep. Yeah, and that was basically where the power creep came in.
Speaker 1:It's like, well, well, I'm curious, who, uh, wondering who my favorite? Uh, there's no see right now. I always said Icarus is my favorite shadow. I'm curious if he's gonna stay my favorite shadow. I think you're gonna like Baru. I love Icarus. I think you're gonna like Baru. Baru's my favorite, so my favorite. Does he talk? Beru's the only one that can talk. Berus don't talk. Yes, beru's the only one that can talk until the final season. Then some of the other ones can speak. Well, isn't there one named Belial too? That's like his strongest one, isn't there? I'm trying to remember his name. That would be final season, though. Barrow's his strongest until the final season.
Speaker 1:Well, that's a lot of people's fucking debates. If you bring up Jinwoo in a fight with other anime characters. It's like you can debate Woo all you want, but you gotta see if they can beat his shadows first. But no, solo Leveling's one of them. That I know for a fact is going to creep, because I like badass and I like aura and Jinwoo's just got that aura.
Speaker 1:One of the ones I'm watching, though, jay, is the Red Ranger joining Isekai Adventure. It's the weirdest trick, but I love it. Better than I thought it was going to be. At least they're not afraid to make fun of themselves. The Better than I thought it was going to be. At least they're not afraid to make fun of themselves. The English voice actors are all previous rangers. That's like no, not the English. The Japanese voice actors are all previous like rangers from like, not the English Power Rangers versus the Japanese Serial or whatever the hell they're called. That is one that I'm finding. It's like they're even calling out their own bullshit.
Speaker 1:Jay has not mentioned that one to me, so he's probably like you wouldn't like that one. I didn't think you would. Even Matt's like no, I don't think you would, for all the sexual innuendos. Oh, he might get a kick out of that. It's very fanservice-y. It's not as fanservice-y as one of the other ones on my list, but it's very fanservice-y. What else have I been See? I can't really count these because of course I'm watching 100 Year Quest for Fairy Tale. That's almost done, though I like Shangri-La Frontier a lot. You've been watching that one I haven't gotten back to. I haven't gotten back to.
Speaker 1:Their release schedule is very weird. Oh, they stopped because they were delayed. A lot of their episodes were delayed, at least the English. Yeah, I gotta get back to that. Who the American? What American? Andre, andre, something. But I'm attached to the dub of that because Sunraku's English voice actor, sanji.
Speaker 1:There's an interesting concept, for I may be a guild receptionist but I'll solo any boss to clock out on time. I was this close to trying to watch that just because something. The concept is fun. It's just. It's a workaholic one where it's like she keeps getting overtime because people are idiots and so she goes off and kills everything on herself so she has less overtime, which you can sympathize with. He definitely sympathizes with his job.
Speaker 1:Bleach, thousand Year Blood Wars. Ending this next part. I'm thinking the next part's gotta be the last part. Do you not watch Bleach man? That's one of my goats and no one watches it. I'm sitting here like nobody watches Bleach. No critical role may be ending in the next episode, though, so, oh boy, their campaign may be over, so I'm getting caught up with that one. So what, what do they do? End the campaign and take a break to come back? We don't know, since everything is kind of Shot as they go, kind of it's all taped, so we don't know where their schedule currently is. I know they got the One of their episodes got postponed Because of the fires in California, but Because nobody could upload the video.
Speaker 1:Oh, I forgot to tell you Sakamoto is voiced by Matt Mercer. He is yes, that I forgot to tell you. Sakamoto is voiced by Matt Mercer. He is yes, that's Matt Mercer. I didn't pick up on that. That's Matt Mercer. That's Matt Mercer. I didn't pick up on that. Oh, wait, now I can. That's Matt Mercer. I am not seeing a voice for Andre. Okay, he probably hasn't been cast yet, but that's Yep, actually. You know what hasn't been cast yet, but that's Yep, actually, you know what. You know who's gonna voice him. I guarantee you he's gonna voice him. Patrick Seitz, frankie from One Piece Dub. That's gonna voice him. Good, if you want a fan service, anime, dean it's.
Speaker 1:I Am A Biometh, an S-Ranked Monster but Mistaken as A Cat. I Live With An Elf Girl Title. Japan knows how to name their shit. What's the name of it? I'm a behemoth, an S-rank monster but mistaken for a cat. I live with an elf girl's pet. It's a harm, so it's all female led, but this cat is the main character and it turns into a behemoth. Oh, good lord, I'm not gonna relate, relate to the cat, and it's very edgy. You are going to relate to the cat. You would wish you looked more like a lion, but sure, damn it. What the fuck I'm trying to think of? Oh, I'm watching, because it was again.
Speaker 1:A lot of these were gone For a while, with all the bullshit gone, and they come back. How to pick up girls in the dungeons Probably one of my favorites right now. You said there was a new episode. I didn't see one yet. New dub, oh, new dub. The dub came back. That's what you meant.
Speaker 1:Part of the reason I don't watch sub as much anymore is that I get attached to a lot of English voice actors. I know all of them. I go meet them every fucking con. So if we have one who says we're not supposed to make it a gap again. Hey, robbie's my dude man. That's still no confirmation. If he's going to be a part of this game, oh, I know everybody wants him to. A lot of people are just going with this fucking campaign. Is it suck or something? Um see, we're not in, I know, as in the critical role, and so I'm like what does it suck? No, I'm not. I can't even talk about it with you because you still won't watch fucking Legends of Vox Machina. God damn it. You're going to hurt yourself, damn it Well, with what you know of, with Pike's journey or whatever.
Speaker 1:And everybody's assuming that the next campaign is going to be their combat system. Not Dungeons and Dragons because they be their combat system, not Dungeons Dragons Because they designed their own system and it's being published. What's going on in the world is a result of them needing to power down to what their combat system is. They need to change things with gods and whatever in order to get the stuff into what they need to. In other words, they need the time in between campaigns in order to. No, they need it's not so much creating the campaign for what their combat system is. They need justification on why things change.
Speaker 1:Why can you no longer use these spells? Because those are owned by Hasbro and D&D. Versus what's in their combat system? It's like homebrew, it's like ah, we can't use this on. They already can't use the actual names for the gods in the show Because those are owned by Hasbro. See, see, this is the owned by Hasbro. See, this is the thing with Hasbro. It's pissing me off. They can't keep things straight. Wizards tried to get out and they couldn't. Transformers has been stuck there since the fucking 80s. They were bought out from Japan. Oh yeah, this campaign is GI Joe is American made, but it's still stuck with Hasbro.
Speaker 1:So this entire campaign, they've made the gods to be kind out, to be selfish priests, which they're gods. That is one interpretation for a lot of gods. There are some that care, some that don't. So what happens when you have a pantheon? We know this, we've seen enough. We know enough about Greece mythology to accept that we have one. So they're during the calamity, which is when the world fell apart and the gods left the planet and are in their own realm. That's how they're justifying it. There was being that followed them that feeds on gods. It's locked away on the moon. That is what Campaign 3 is designed for.
Speaker 1:The characters have decided to release the beast, gain control of it and turn it on the gods, or to have them leave or become mortal, and there's been little justification and explanation on how this is all going to work and it has to end in the next episode. I mean I pulled this just for Beast is going to be the reason for the imparity of the that they no longer have access to Godhar, for clerics, wizards, sorcerers, etc. So, in other words, this beast has the ability to just God's in the ass and they have no power to defend themselves. Ruch, that's what they do, that's what this thing does. It just feeds off this fucking beast. Matt, matt created the beast. He's like, yeah, this thing ain't dying. So when it comes to the new campaign, it's just going to be the new god or they're going to let it loose for it to chase whatever gods. Don't follow the character's ambitions. Oy, yoy, yoy. I mean I pulled up To be fair, there's only, out of all the characters in all the campaigns that played by the characters, there's only three that care about the credits.
Speaker 1:I mean, we got and to you to haven't been introduced to. Yeah, and that's campaign, and that's Mighty Nein. That's not going to be animated for a while. Mighty nine, season one's supposed to come up this year, this year. Okay, we're getting mighty nine. We should be getting vox machina. You won't watch it. You're gonna start too. You start too.
Speaker 1:I'm looking right now at animes this year. Is I I going to squeak in? Whatever I say I'm going to squeak in? Mighty Nein is supposed to come out this year and then Vox Machina is probably coming out at the same time. You don't believe me. Whatever I say, I'm going to squeak in Vox Machina. No, you're not. Yeah, because you've been saying it for four years. That's one thing you can always get me at. Yeah, son of a bitch, let me. What do we got here here? Here we go. We got this. One's actually started already. But we got Dr Stone. I'm checked out on Dr Stone. I could give a shit less. I like it. That was rude for me At this point. I just watch it like, what are you doing now, senku? You building shit. Oh, you're going to the moon. Okay, after South America, it was totally ruined for me. You're going to the moon now, okay, sakamoto Days is out already the spinoff, for my hero is getting the anime, which I'm surprised it's getting the anime.
Speaker 1:I liked the manga. Oh yeah, he read the spinoff more than the main one. Well, it dropped off. For me. I still like the main one. The main one ended a little wonky. But the fact that they ended wonky, they ended wonky, yeah, but he said donkey, no, it just. I mean, remember the whole fucking. They didn't really. They added pages now to shut people up when the manga comes out, the final book. He added pages to shut people up because Uraraka and Deku, finally, are talking and are insinuating. She's busted too open ended that they're going to be a thing. No, because I got sick of people. Haha, deku's just Bakugou's cut. I'm like, oh my god, I got so sick of that.
Speaker 1:He made it so that if he wanted to continue at some point he could. He was done writing right now. That's how he wanted to do it. I don't think he's going to continue. He's probably going to move on to something. He's going to take a break for a while because, right in the mind, I want to research. That. Them fuckers' schedules is ridiculous. Oda's been in the hospital so many times in the past couple years because he's fucking tired. Magakas don't have a real schedule. They have a worse sleeping schedule than I do. That's bad. The Jays are shit. It's bad.
Speaker 1:Here's what I've been waiting for Fire Force, season 3. Finally, I've been kind of waiting. When's the release date for that? Season 3 is when they actually explain that the universes are connected. That's the ending. You don't get that. They're connected to Soul Eater until the end. That's one I've been. I don't think it will end. I'd have to look at my mangas. I completely forgot that already.
Speaker 1:Fire Force is one that I've been meaning to watch, but then I saw that the next season was coming out, so I figured I'll wait until March to start watching it. Jj didn't like Fire Force, which was surprising. I like Fire Force. He likes what it's connected to. It's a prequel to Soul Eater. It's not confirmed till the end. It's not confirmed till the end Because Jinra makes death I've never seen either. So they're both in Taiji no 8, season 2, which I'm looking forward to. I'll be interested to see where that ends. I don't know how many seasons are going to get out of it. Yeah, the manga's kind of coming, the manga's plateauing too. It sells the same all the time. So it's popular but it's not ridiculous. But it just doesn't have much replay value after it's going to get through season three.
Speaker 1:A lot of these animes and mangas it takes a chapter like god. I'm trying to get an example. I love Undead Unlocked and Undead Unlocked did not talk for me until about chapter 40. Sometimes it takes a while for me to really oh, this is my shit. Number 8's story kind of feels like once they figure out the reasoning behind the evolution, of the evolution of the Kaiju, the manga was never going to be able to last that long.
Speaker 1:Once you made the villain, once you made that plant dude the villain, kaiju number 9, once you deal with him, that show is basically done. That's what I'm saying. My favorite character is Captain Hoshina Jay's like. Of course it is Putting blades and he partners with Kaiju number I think it's 10. Bulky Kaiju, that's my favorite Kaiju when they start fucking fighting each other.
Speaker 1:Yep, don DeDon, season two. Don DeDon is hype. A lot of people love Don DeDon. I haven't started, I don't know. You might like it, you might not. Dude, they kicked off the intro Because Bondedon is weird, a good weird.
Speaker 1:No, I'm going to tell you this. The problem with the show is he loses his balls and they have to go get him. Yep, his dick, no, his whole thing. Turbo Granny steals his dick. Yes, that's it you have to think of. If you're watching Bond to Don, you've got to think of it as a romantic comedy. Then it will all make sense. You have to think of it as a romantic comedy, not an action or anything like that. It's got action mixed in Lots of it, but it's also got lots of supernatural in there and aliens, yeah, everything.
Speaker 1:My Hero, season 8, that's the final season of that. Oh the fuck, jesus Christ, the world's going to blow up again. Demon Slayer, infinity Castle, the world's going to. Isn't that the final arc? Yes, this is no. Technically it's not. Sunrise Countdown is the final arc. That's what they're fighting. Moves on outside.
Speaker 1:Infinity Castle oh, it's going to get its own season or a movie. I think no, infinity castle, they're splitting that bitch into three movies, the actual movies. They are milking that bitch. Um, yes, he did, he found the teats. They're milking that bitch. Uh, that's about, um, my YouTube season three. Uh, what else there was? Well, that's about my Jujutsu Kaisen, season 3. What else? I gotta finish that one. The manga's actually done. Please, gega, come back to me, give me more. Oh, I don't see gonna give you a sequel. I got a movie I wanna see. Chainsaw man Rise is actually a movie.
Speaker 1:They're making that arc into the Bomb Devil, into a movie. You would go see it with us if you watched the first scene. Chainsaw Man's weird, so I don't know if you'd like it. It's weird. Good, but weird, especially the current arc. Hey, yoru, my bitch. I love Yoru, it's like because she jerks you off Hell yeah. Why are you calling me Denji Shit? You off Hell yeah. Why you calling me Denji Shit? Because you're a dog. Oh, the weird thing is now you're taking care of your crush. Ooh, naio-chan. Yeah, mini Makima, she's dead currently. She's dead. I know it sucks.
Speaker 1:I have no idea what you read, what you're not, because your schedule is weird as fuck compared to how I read. So I have no idea I read what you're not, because your schedule is weird as fuck compared to how I read. So I have no idea. I'm dying was the last thing I read. Holy fuck, you're behind.
Speaker 1:So, yeah, well, I guess that's about perfect time, about damn near what? Three hours? That's about perfect. I figured that's what it would be. That was my prediction, because we covered the biggest anime, so shit, unless there's any random shit at the end. But no, we'll save the most of the other stuff. Oh, as always, if you have comments, concerns or whatever, let us know. Usual concerns, usual concerns, it's always concerns. Goodbye, goodnight, philly. Well, a lot of them. Hit his head on a fucking car when he was 25. That's why his eyes can go different directions. And hit his head on a fucking car when he was. That's why his eyes can go different directions. And the other one hit his head on the ceiling recently. I can't hear the reason. My vent popped out. Oh shit, alright folks, alright, everyone Later.
