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Kraven's Big Game: Sony's Surprises, Rhino Rants, and Speculative Showdowns
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Can you imagine a world where Kraven the Hunter outshines the likes of Venom, Morbius, and Madam Web? Join us for a lively and humorous exploration of Sony's latest venture into the Spider-Man-less universe as we tackle this unexpected cinematic surprise. We kick things off with our candid reactions to Aaron Taylor-Johnson's portrayal of Kraven, dissecting the film's creative deviations from comic lore and the enigmatic charm that caught us off guard. From the bizarre character design of Rhino to the movie's shift from villain to anti-hero, our discussion is packed with laughs, critiques, and a fair share of affectionate ribbing towards past entries like Morbius.
As we navigate through Kraven's hunting grounds, our conversation veers into speculation territory, pondering future showdowns with animal-themed villains like Vulture, Scorpion, and Doc Ock. We debate whether Kraven's evolution into a mission-driven character will resonate with audiences or leave them yearning for his classic "thrill of the hunt" persona. Along the way, we share our appreciation for moments of jankiness and humor, particularly when comparing Kraven to his cinematic siblings. So grab your gear and join us on this adventurous romp through the highs and lows of "Kraven the Hunter," as we assess its place in Sony's ever-expanding Spider-Man universe.
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Welcome to Nightfallsville Podcast. Is it working? Are we working? Yeah, it's working. Okay, I fucking hate that, though it had a delay, it technically is already, but the Nightfallsville Podcast, we lost an entire podcast. Craven's Hunter Edition With vodka on the side. Yes, if we're drinking Pepsi it's more like we're having we ain't that hard.
Speaker 1:A film that I had mediocre expectations for Sony's next, maybe last, installment in their Spider-Man-less universe. That was very fun to me. Surprisingly, if they stop at that, they went out with a bang. In my opinion, your definition of bang is broad, compared to the other movies. Oh, it's. I will say it's leagues. I enjoyed it leagues better than Madam Weapon fucking glorious. It's in the Venom tier, which probably I might like it better in Venom 2. I definitely put this higher than Venom tier.
Speaker 1:Venom 1 and 3? It's in with them. It's in with them Because as much as I don't hate these movies what, sorry, you went very mob on me. It's in it with them. It's in it with them. I'm sorry, I can. Oh, no, oh Christ, what'd you do to Demon Slayer? It's Nezuko in the box. Yeah, it's an Asian girl in the box.
Speaker 1:What do you want? Oh God, I, madame Web and Morbius are just, I will never re-watch them, probably ever, to be honest. I mean, there's many movies to grade. We can literally do that on the spot if we wanted. There's only Six yeah, seven. Where the fuck are you getting a seven? Three Venom yeah. Morbius, madam Web and Kraven 6. You can say 8 if you're counting Andrew Garfield's stuff. They didn't say it was him, even though it was his poster. So better than Madam Web yes, way better. Better than Adam Webb yes, way better. Better than Morbius yes. The bottom three are Adam Webb, morbius and Venom 2.
Speaker 1:And I didn't hate Venom 2, it's just. I dock it a lot for killing Carnage, a lot. And this one killed Rhino. You can kill Cassidy, but you can't kill Carnage. This movie killed Rhino. I love Rhino, but it killed Rhino. You can kill Cassidy, but you can't kill Carnage. This movie killed Rhino. I love Rhino, but it's Rhino. Carnage is Rhyno. I love Rhino, though We'll get to Rhino.
Speaker 1:Screen went to black. We didn't see him die. He stopped Really. Screen did not go to black, he stopped CGI-ing and died. New rule for movies you stop CGI-ing, you're dead. Rhino CGI was not great. He did not look pretty, I will admit that. But I will still take that over that crack.
Speaker 1:That was an amazing Spider-Man show. As much as you're willing to accept it, he's a goddamn unicorn. He had two horns, doesn't matter, they weren't where they're supposed to be. We've had this argument already, jay. Transformation doesn't work that way. He should look more like Rocksteady because of that transformation. The reason the horns are that way in the comics and the animated shows is because he's wearing a goddamn suit. Okay, so I was going to say his horn's always on the top of his head. He's wearing a suit.
Speaker 1:Now look up Ultimate Rhino. Ultimate Rhino's like the same thing. Marvel has always designed him that way. Yeah, but you're not going to name the guy Unicorn man. How scary is that the thing before it made sense. He's wearing a goddamn suit. Sadly, that is still the Rhino's a little bit more Mech-y-like, but he's got metal.
Speaker 1:I can accept that, though that thing in Amazing Spider-Man 2 needs to get away Atomic One. Or are you talking Ultimate Rhino? That's the correct. That's the correct. That's the correct version of what you wanted out of Amazing Spider-Man 2. Yeah, it's not that that thing Thing. Hey, that was so. I didn't like it.
Speaker 1:What I will say, though, is I did like this interpretation of him. He wasn't been dumb. That's technically not comically. I think it's great with his character that he's supposed to be dumb. It's technically not comically accurate. But I'm not one, I'm not knocking it. I'm not one who trashes something for being comically inaccurate sometimes, especially especially where he gained his cars.
Speaker 1:Yeah, there was a way to shoot this movie and you didn't have to make him a crime boss. You, there was a way to shoot this movie and you didn't have to make him a crime boss. You could have made him un-fucking-manipulated. You had him being tricked by his dad anyway. Just have him be a fucking hitman. I love that bear reference. How did he die the bear? He didn't see the body, but I assume that bear involved in that. But uh, that's a mild offense. I have a mild offense that Kraven's biggest fear is spiders. Oh, he did that on purpose. It's like there's a problem here. I think it just kept growing bigger too. I just it's another.
Speaker 1:Now I won't knock people. I mean every movie I can almost have some sort of little bit of fun with. I won't lie, I can totally understand people not liking the jank of Morbius. Now, man of Web was more janky than Morbius was, but even though Morbius was also janky in its own right. I can't even say it's the time travel's fault. I can understand that. But Madame Webb really felt like they put zero effort into that movie and I still laughed at it a couple times.
Speaker 1:I won't lie, I don't hate it like everyone else does. You're staring at somebody's ass a bit more. That's because Sidney Sweeney was in it. That's why he gets a point. That's the only saving grace. I like Dakota Johnson too, but Sidney Sweeney's the goddess. But Not according to one director. Sidney Sweeney is my black cat. I don't care Now. Marvel, right now, that's not a Marvel problem, that's a Sony problem, the one you keep trying to defend. That's the one you're fighting the gripe with, dude. Well, they could use her in the MCU. It's rumored Black Cat's going to be in 4. And everyone wants Sidney Sweeney. And the rumor is that the major Don't you want a more mature looking female to go with Tom Holland for that role?
Speaker 1:Then they're around the same age. I'm talking more mature looking, yeah, but they're supposed to be around the same age, aren't they? Yeah, they're similar in age, peter and Felicia. Peter and Felicia yes, I could have swore when he first met her.
Speaker 1:Guess where Tom Holland ranks on the list of Toms Four? No, what, it looked like you went five. Was I far off? I was counting, so the answer was not four. Number four is Tom Cruise. I'm surprised at number one, but I think it's probably due to recency.
Speaker 1:Hiddleston, hiddleston, no, hardy, oh, hardy's number one. He got Venom 3 on. The Number two is Brady, so odd. One is number three is Tom Selleck, my dad, then Cruise, then Hanks, then Holland. Okay, one is number three is Tom Selleck, my dad, then Cruise, then Hanks, then Holland. Okay, hanks is still okay, hanks, holland is 28. Wow, yeah, he's almost 30.
Speaker 1:He's middle-aged Pete, now, and she's 27. Yeah, now, and she's 27. I don't know how. Thank you Google. I don't understand why you're recommending me that, but, okay, has he got porn coming up on his phone, the news feed, sidney Sweeney bathing suit, tmz. I'm like nope, hey, he spat your phone. I don't know why. That made the thing more than her bio. Wow, okay, phone His phone's sending to you. Apparently, it does a lot of things too.
Speaker 1:Very good, entertaining, bloody action, though. That's what I just thought. We want to just see some little blood. I actually have a critique on the action. A little action. I like the action. You have a critique on the action? I had fun For a lot of the bloodier ones that looked more painful.
Speaker 1:They made sure to cut away quickly. They were hiding. They didn't want to show you how bad the editing was. They wanted to cut away. Yeah, I believe that. Oh, like that guy that got yanked into the tree and split in half. I wanted to see more of that, but that was all CGI. But the guy that he hit with the bear trap first. You saw the aftermath afterwards, but when it hit him in the face there was something off and I saw it. I think some shot of nose get bit off. They couldn't leave that out. They gave us it in a trailer. I do wish the Venom movies were rated R though, but again, a lot of people are taking their kids to go see Venom because kids like Venom, so I get why they did that. So they're going to make even less money off of Kraven because it's rated R. That's very true.
Speaker 1:There's parents like me that say, hey, you see this. Yeah, and those are the same family. Hey, dom, what? I don't even get the reference Family, what? It's a dysfunctional family that still functions, oh, yeah. And then you yell at those parents it's a dysfunctional family that still functions. Yeah. And then you yell at those parents for bringing their kids to Transformers. They had no reason to be running around and being loud. There's respectful ways to watch a movie. Don't yell out good morning. So when the kid screams at somebody's head getting ripped off, what are you going to do? Respect them. It's got to get traumatized at some point. I didn't. I didn't. We'd have to do with that, since we only had two other people in the theater halfway through. No, it was actually nice to be one of those where we had a movie to ourselves again. So it's kind of sad it was this movie.
Speaker 1:I didn't hate the. I surprisingly didn't hate the 20 minutes of Kraven backstory. I was like, oh, never mind, it's fine, whatever, it's a little slower paced, but they gotta try to build the character a little bit. One of Matt's things that he usually likes to give shit in movies is where the backstory is placed wrong and makes no fucking sense. Put it at the beginning.
Speaker 1:I got confused though, because Sergei aged and no, I thought we got backtracked at some point when he got on the plane the first time after doing the first hit because I thought the woman on the voice he was talking to on the radio was Calypso. Yeah, and that was where my brain was going, it's like. But he doesn't know Calypso yet and I was getting kind of turned. I got kind of turned on for the first. I could see where that'd come. Yeah, there was. I mean, I liked it.
Speaker 1:You didn't get to see her fight. She killed the guy, she killed Foreigner. So I would have liked to have seen some hand-in-hand but she killed Foreigner. She had a little suit at the end. It wasn't that comically accurate, but it was fine. She didn't win full Hawkeye. That's a hell of a compound. I've never seen one with that kind of traction. I like to go. I can tell I'm fucking poor.
Speaker 1:I read the negative reviews and catalog the like, the gripe people have and see if I have a gripe with it. People didn't like the 20-minute backstory for Kraven and I'm like, oh, I don't see why. It was fine, whatever. Okay, people said the dialogue was a little clunky. Yes, there was some clunky dialogue in there. There was some points of clunky dialogue that I will say clunky dialogue that I will say.
Speaker 1:The one that I listened to said that some of the dub over for the Russian accents was off. I didn't notice that much, or it wasn't bothering me. The problem is we don't speak Russian. Yeah, I heard that too, the dubbing. I'm like I didn't even notice that. You've distracted enough that you aren't actively paying attention to this one. And with Aaron Taylor and Johnson's beard, you can barely see his mouth move half the time he's speaking anyway, yep.
Speaker 1:Oh, another positive, though. Liked him in the role of Kraven, though that I liked. He was putting effort in. I liked that. I enjoyed that. It's a little off maybe for fighting Spider-Man, but I like it. I think it'd be nice. I wasn't turned off by it. I'm listening.
Speaker 1:I was looking at reviews. You brought it up. I thought I'd actually look at some. I still would have been intrigued to see Momoa do it. That could have been cool too. I like Aaron Taylor-Johnson. I have bias. I've learned to like him a lot lately too. But Momoa, the look Momoa would have given it would have been better, probably better. How tall is Aaron? I'm gonna look. How tall is Aaron Taylor-Johnson? 5'11, 5'11.
Speaker 1:Kraven in the comics is 6 foot, so he's tall, but he's not. He just looks short compared to someone Dealing with people. Well, look at, look at one of people's gripes with Bale. People didn't like Bale as much as Batman because he didn't look Bale as much as Batman. He didn't look big. Mmo is 6'4". Yeah, a little too big.
Speaker 1:I'm not seeing a whole lot of reviews that are actually really bad. Were you on Rotten Tomatoes? Yeah, not Rotten Tomatoes. You want me to go on Rotten Tomatoes? No, this was just Reddit. Oh, people ain't saying too much bad shit Like this one right now is probably as bad as it gets. Yeah, as far as I'm reading, and that's only like the first ten. Yeah, after nine years, aaron Taylor-Johnson returns to Marvel Super Hero Fair.
Speaker 1:But while Kraven the Hunter has potential, it's a middling origin story. Eh, like other Sony productions in the same vein, kraven the Hunter alternates between entertainingly awful and just bad. See, I'm not seeing that. I'm not seeing bad. I'm like I can't tell if we're too comic-fanny to no, if there is comic bullshit in there, I will say it. I've said this, I will say it. But that was basically. I even got his powers from an African witch doctor. That is basically what happened. We got that. We didn't have a radioactive science. Here's a good one. It turns out to be a spectacular action and character driven performance from Aaron Taylor Johnson.
Speaker 1:Yes, I've said I've seen a lot of positive reviews From people just normal people talking about it. Critics they bring up All sorts of shit. See, this one's not as bad, but I can see where this is going. It feels like some missed opportunities. Sure, I can agree with that to a degree. I can see that because they Okay, the most random-ass Jackal reference I've ever heard. Hey, it likes the fact that that's where we get our Rhino, yeah, but here comes somebody to shoot at. Yeah, somebody. Bring something up to me, though. It's also the origin to chameleon's powers though. Yeah, that's what's implied. He got his power from war and stuff too. This feels like an insult, but it's not. It's rated as one of the higher ones.
Speaker 1:Instead of the Kraven you know and loathe, you get the swaggering pelvic thrusts of Aaron Taylor Johnson posing as every mammal in the animal kingdom, as he sadistically murders enemies while chewing up scenery like it's his job, and this is a compliment. Sadistically, sadistically, sadistically, murders, sadistically. I just I think some women are going to go to that movie and hear the word seductively. I mean, how many times did Dean jump out of his chair when he was just crawling on the floor. I wasn't a big fan of the ending. The end yeah, it was open-ended. I'm not saying that part, but the climactic of the ending after finishing off Rhino and then you delve into the dad stuff. Yeah, it's like Dad left you a present. Yeah, it's just like the chain of events leading into things didn't feel as smooth.
Speaker 1:What we didn't actually get is him turning villain. Kraven has always been Every movie they've done. They've turned the thing Into an anti-hero. Yeah, venom, that works with Morbius. He didn't really turn Into an anti-hero Venom. Morbius started off as a bad guy, but Spider-Man shares Peter, shares his blood With him now, so he's fine.
Speaker 1:Normally, madam Web Tarantulas Studios are too scared To make a villain. Yeah, madam Web Tarantulas Studios are too scared to make a villain. Yeah, don't have one. Kraven was biting a nose off so I mean, he wasn't really a good guy, but he was doing it to a villain. Yeah, I kill because they're bad.
Speaker 1:And, to be fair, one of our biggest issues that we were hearing when this movie was being filmed and made was that they were making Kraven an animal lover. Technically, he still kind of was. That kind of did come to fruition. Yeah, but yeah it did. It wasn't as big a plot point as they were kind of making it out to be. Yeah, but he technically was. Well, he did say, though, I didn't have an issue with it. He did say, when they killed, he didn't necessarily have an issue with them killing Buffalo. He had an issue with them only taking the horn. That's normal hunter shit. They weren't hunting, they were poaching. That's how Kraven kind of is in the comics and Kraven is a villain. But Kraven is just looking for the hunt. He does bad things. He doesn't really kill animals unless he needs to. His family does worse shit than he does. That's going in one of my favorite stories. Bring it up, because it's a rumor that the guy that did this wants to do it.
Speaker 1:Not Kraven's Last Hunt, grim Hunt. Grim Hunt is after Kraven's dead and his family try to hunt Spider-Man. It's called the Gauntlet. It's kind of nightfall for Spider-Man, because Kraven's family releases all Spider-Man's villains and they keep sending them after him to tire him out so they can get him. It's kind of like Nightfall, but it's Kraven's family doing it to Spider-Man. That's Grim Hunt. That's one of my favorites. It's a good story, very good story.
Speaker 1:They didn't kind of say it. I've never read it. They really didn't play into the thrill of the hunt. For Kraven it was more of a mission yeah, a personal mission. More than so, the thrill of the hunt, which is what Kraven's known for.
Speaker 1:That's probably the biggest gripe on Kraven itself. He's always the way this movie did. We should get a two and a three the same way. It's going to bomb so bad. I don't see it happening, even though I'd like it. I would like to see more. We could actually see him do the thrill of the hunt, since he's now got his lion pelt jacket. But I don't think they would, because now that they got his brother, now that he's going to go after, he would go after the doctor in the next one, the jackal. The jackal Well, we don't know. We don't want him to show up in the films.
Speaker 1:That's the clone saga, not just the clone saga. That's the clone saga. You forgot his relationship with Gwen, oh yeah, his weird pedophilia obsession with young Gwen, oh Christ. So you would have gotten that, but then you would be dealing with all of the. Didn't they almost try to hint towards something like that in Amazing Spider-Man 2? Not really.
Speaker 1:So what are the animal villains that they probably would have gone after for this variation of Kraven's last hunt? Well, if we take the video game into account, we have the Vulture, scorpion, scorpion, yep, doc Ock. If you, that would have been weird as fuck. Doc Ock would have been weird as fuck to do. Scorpion would have been awkward too. You could have probably salvaged. No, that was one of my great people had. It's like oh my god, could you imagine if they went forward Making like Spider-Man's villains, kind of really animalistic. Rhino worked he didn't look the greatest but he actually worked at least Like Doc Ock would be like no, especially after Morbius, the Vulture and Scorpion thing, because oh no, scorpion was left in the original. You got it.
Speaker 1:We'd have gotten a more comic accurate of Vulture technically because he would have had wings. That would have been your variation of that. But I did not hate. Technically, vulture is in this universe after being transformed into a human being Technically. That's something we still didn't get resolved.
Speaker 1:I actually liked Homecoming's Vulture design. I actually really did like it. To be honest, though, I liked it. It's another one of jackets. That's what I want. Doc Ock in that universe would have. Doc Ock in Green Goblin would have fit in this universe, based off the tech stuff that we were getting, and we're never going to get them Because it's like but again, people laughed at it, but I think it was a screen rant review we're never going to get to Sinister Six at all. Oh, that's what Sony was trying to do with these movies, except it was going to be your anti-hero Sinister Six. At the rate they were going. Yeah, because Spider-Man's the menace. That wasn't J Jonah Jameson enough. Oh, but David showed up. Give me shit for that. I wasn't intending to be J Jonah, but you said Spider-Man's a menace and that was the only logical way to go. I mean, too nice for that. Oh God, what else? They had good names in this cast, shit, I mean sure, sure, I knew two of them. I know most of them because we literally saw the foreigner as the wolfman in the trailer before the movie. That's all we have for that context. We just saw Dimitri in Gladiator 2. I don't know his name. I don't know either of their names Frank Heinen, something or another. I know more from Jurassic Park 3 than I know from anything else. Ariana DeBoise is an Academy Award winner, I know, but I know him more for that than I've seen in other things. And Russell Crowe is Russell Crowe. You could tell Russell Crowe was not really trying, but that's how good he is. He tried. He still does good. You cast him for his voice at this point trying. But that's how good he is. He doesn't have to try. And he still does good. He doesn't have to try. You cast him for his voice at this point. You cast him. He was your voice of Thor or Zeus for Thor man. He was chubby, he still is. You're not going to change Russell's dad bod at this point. No, just let him be himself. I mean, we just Calypso. She was in one of Dean's pleasure movies. She won her Academy Award for West Side Story. I know, yes, it was West Side Story. Say it that way on purpose. Me the pleasure movie. Yes, because Bryce Dallas Howard's in it. Did that ring any bells? She was the oh shit, the Henry Cavill, bryce Dallas Howard Argyle. Yeah, she was an Argyle. He was the one that died. Oh, yeah, you want to talk about a movie that fucking bombed. That's why I said it's one of your pleasure movies. Yep, that's why I said it's one of your pleasure movies. Yep, I had fun with it. I liked it. There's like Nobody cared. The hardest part of that movie was believing Christos Howard was the person. Unfortunately, that skating on the fucking oils kind of that was just as bad as CGI, as some of the points in Crayon you could have noticed. I noticed some of the CGI, but again it wasn't like it didn't take away from the film. It wasn't movie-breaking. The only one where I thought it was blatantly obvious was one when he was transforming in the kitchen as Rhino. That one was obvious. And the Ruffalo's running past, young Sergei. Yeah, that one was pretty rough. I'm like I can tell that one is. I can tell that one. He's like you're sitting on a green stick during there, bud, I can tell that. Oh, I agreed with Matt here. You put an actor in front of a herd of fucking buffalo. I agreed with Matt here when he made the comment yeah, I agree, that'd be a little gripe I have. Which one? Santa Claus references? No, no, I think. I think they dispatched Rhino a little unceremoniously. I would have liked Kraven, just like. Get him in the head or something with a spear or something instead of why is he dead? By water Buffalo? I didn't like that. Finished off by water. Buffalo yeah, granted, he got stabbed in the side. Granted, okay, granted. The way Rhino manhandled Craven. Dude, rhino's strong as a bitch. The important thing to me, he fought like Rhino. Punch throw charge, punch throw charge. I'm like, thank you, no missiles, please. You really hate that mix, dude. No, I was so excited to see Rhino and I'm like it's what you fucking give me. Love, love that movie. That is a movie that don't deserve the hate. It gets amazing. Spider-man 2 why do you people hate that movie? Why? I have my reasons. Spider-man has no unwatchable movie. Spider-man 1 great. Spider-man 2 one of the greatest comicsians of all time. You can have fun with 3. Now I have fun with 3, even though it's not that good. It's a cult, fucking classic. At this point they can't see you dancing, damn it. They just know you're dancing. I'm amazing. Guess what I thought? Amazing Spider-Man Did you get Morbius yeah, morbius In your underwear? I thought Amazing Spider-Man was a great launching point for something new for Spider-Man. Amazing Spider-Man 2, I thought, was really good. Then the Tom Holland movies they really fucking settled. Sony, I think, gave up on 2 too much. I think they gave up too quick. I think they decided to go too far with 2. They might have packed it a little too much. The Amazing Spider-Man 2, that was expensive. The budget was like $200 million. He had three of his major villains in that movie For two. Two Electro was in there, rhino was in there for two minutes and that wish goblin the fact that they gave that One thing about Maze of the Marble they gave one of the most iconic moments in comic history to that janky goblin and that does bother me a little bit. I thought it was executed beautifully, but him getting it was jank. What was your biggest issue with? Probably Spider-Man 3? You didn't knock her up. That was probably your biggest issue. It was Harry. Harry never did. That was probably your biggest. Norman. It was Harry. Harry never did. That was Norman. Yeah, no, I, I. I seen it coming. I knew it was happening because of where their relationship was headed in that movie. And then it happened and I'm like I looked. I looked to Dean Me. I'm just giddy because I'm seeing a comic movie. He's sitting there laughing and I'm like this, I didn't give a fuck. No, he's different than me, me seeing one of my favorite, most iconic comic moments happen. I love it, just like when Bane broke. Batman in Dark Knight Rises. I love moments seeing them all. I was giddy at that point when I died. It sucked for some reason. I'm just saying you convoluted three by sandwiching how many characters into that movie In two? You mean no for Spider-Man 3. Oh, we were still talking about two. No, no, no, back to Kraven. But it's kind of a Spider-Man episode, low-key, him and Harry going at odds for each other. Okay, you're in three. Then you had Sandman's plot which was shoehorned in from Spider-Man 1 into this movie. And then Venom was shoehorned in there. And then you brought in Venom as well. That was the producer. Which story do you want me to follow? That was producers made them put Venom in there. That wasn't Raimi. They that was producers made them put Venom in there. That wasn't Raimi. They made him put Venom in. He didn't want to. Did they also use the actual shuttle spaceship thing for Jameson's son? Jan Jameson was no Venom just crashed on Earth in a meteor. A little rocket came out. Jan Jameson was in it. He could have been Mettalove. If they ever put Man-Wolf on screen, that'd be funny. I'm still waiting for Man-Bat. We are never going to get him on screen. You could for Gregor's last time. Fun thing about I'm talking Man-Bat for Batman we're never going to get Langstrom on screen. Yeah, that'd be. That would be awesome, especially not in Matt Reeves' universe, because that's going to be probably grounded. We still don't know who the villain is going to be for that movie. Oh, matt did Batman 2, but uh, there's like one with, um. Oh, a funny thing about Spider-Man 3 too. Christophorus Howard as Gwen Stacy, which was not terrible, but still too. Bryce Dallas Howard as Gwen Stacy, which was not terrible, but still. Kirsten Dunst is still my MJ. I don't care. The one gripe I have with Tom Holland's movies there still isn't another MJ. No, there's not, because Zendaya's not MJ. I don't care, it's Michelle Jones, so it's not MJ. Thank God, they said fuck you to me. They said fuck you to me when they did that. Call me MJ. No, no, no, no. Hey, you can't deny the chemistry those two have, so you have to accept it at this point. I'll save you, mary Jane. So far they're the ones breaking the trend. Every Peter has dated his MJ. Yeah, toby dated Kirsten Dunst, but these two are actually staying together. Andrew dated Emma Stone yeah, and the funny thing is Spider-Man 4 with Toby was planned, with Vulture as the villain and probably Bruce Campbell being stereo. What if he gets a new girlfriend in that one? You think he's going to continue the trend? Great, but that never happened. Sorry, zendaya. There's somebody new. Who's the biggest villain, spider-man villain we don't have on screen yet. Now that Kraven's out, do you out Scorpion, because he technically appeared in Homecoming? We're getting Doom. I'll accept Scorpion as the major answer if we get it. I'll accept Scorpion as the major answer if we don't. But is there a secondary one? Okay, let's see. We had Vulture. We had Doc Ock. I got a list right here. Hold on Doc Ock. Yes. Goblin, yep. Cakepin, I've seen him plenty, but not with Spider-Man. I don't think they have the rights to him. That's partly where they're. Mysterio yes, loved it. Venom yes, a lot. Kraven, not yeah. Sandman yes, rhino, not against Spider-Man, but technically, yes. We even got Chameleon, though. Rhino, not against Spider-Man, but technically, yes, we don't have Kraven against Spider-Man. We even got Chameleon though. Lizard yes, carnage, not against Spider-Man, but yes. I'm just asking for the ones we haven't seen on screen yet. Right now it's Kingpin and Scorpion. Shocker Well, we did see him. He was in Homecoming yeah Version I didn't like. Yeah, two versions of it, one movie I didn't like it. I would have loved it if he had his mask on. He didn't have his mask on, so I didn't like it. It made me mad. They don't disrespect him like that. You just want him to go against Kraven? Yeah, you should, but I like him bad. Alien no, we don't have a tombstone. Be cool for Hobgoblin. Hobgoblin, yeah, we don't have one Dead, we got a dead. Even that's not the first Amorbius, they kind of hinted towards it. Jackal, never show. Well, he's been mentioned. Now, the only one that hasn't been mentioned, mr Negative, negative. Yeah, we don't have a mystery. We don't. We don't know about that one. That's the biggest rumor for a four Depends. Which way they want to go. They got Mephisto on the list. No, that is one of your villains. Yeah, fucker, you don't have to go any further. So the big ones are we don't have actual Scorpion yet, nope, but we have the character of Scorpion and with Jameson being who he is in the movie, scorpion would actually be nice to do. So the big ones are Kingpin and Mr Negative, jameson, always labeling him as a menace. Still, yeah, well, he's just doing a pop. Well, scorpion's origin is tied to Jameson. Scorpion wears the suit because Jameson had pretty much financed him for the suit to go hunt Spider-Man down, but Gargan can't get the suit off, so he's pissed at Jameson. So he's always. It's literally Scorpion's order. How would they use the Scorpion we got in Homecoming, though they could probably figure out a way I don't know Jameson, hiring him once he gets out of prison, or go after Spider-Man, since he knows that Spider-Man got him in prison. I've heard worse plot points. That's actually a very usable movie plot Like too damn usable. Like here's your first villain, but he's not the actual villain type plot point, somehow getting alien tech between Jameson's son and him when it fuses with his body, meddler so it's Mr Negative and Kingman are the two that he hasn't really gone. I mean, here I got another list, there's some. I mean, there's some janks here. You could go Alistair Smythe. You can go Spider Slayers. I don't really want to see that, though, because I didn't really vibe with the Spider Slayers and shit as techie as the MCU is. That's the problem. Smythe is a very good option. I wouldn't like, though, and the technology base would give you black cat stealing stuff too. Richard Fisk well, that's Kingpin's son. You can't fucking. You need Kingpin before you can do a. There's mine, right there. Moreland Got the right guy to play him until he exists. Jason Isaac, sign that shit up. Let's go Right. Yes, yes, right now. But for Morlan, though, you gotta. That's big, because you gotta start laying seeds for Spider-Verse. If you're gonna use Morlan, the seeds, you gotta lay the seeds. I'm glad I'm not a producer. Molten man Well, that's a basic evil, can't be much worse. No, no, no, because you know what my brain just did. I said we already have the seeds for the Spider-Verse, it's just animated. We just gotta make it live action. Oh boy, no, no cane, no cane. And they're starting to see. Then you're starting to get into a fucking clone saga. Do you want Ben or King? I think I'm sorry. Do you want Benji or? I'm sorry? I'm going to offend a lot of comic fans Not comic fans, but normies. You minds might not be able to comprehend the convoluted bullshit that is the clone saga. I'm done. You done it four times now. Yes, I keep bringing them back. It's so convoluted. I love Ben Reilly as a character, but that shit is so convoluted. The Clone Saga for Spider-Man is almost as bad as the Phoenix Rebirth. Mr Negative would be very cool. He's putting Black Cat on a villain list. He's not a villain. He's not a villain. He's not a villain. Catwoman's still labeled as a villain. He's not either. Neither's Harley Quinn. Mr Negative would be an interesting one, because the rumor for Spider-Man 4 is that we're getting more Spider-Man. We're getting well, basically the Batman as Spider-Man because he're getting well, basically the Batman as Spider-Man, because he's Since everybody forgot about Peter Parker he's going to focus more on Spider-Man. That's where I'm going with that joke. So, mr Negative, having to bring Peter back into the fold would be an interesting concept. Yeah, well, I mean. The sad thing is, if you want to, the problem with Mr Negative now with Mr Negative, now with Mr Negative is you lose the whole feast in Aunt May angle because Aunt May's dead. So that's kind of gone. They even had feast in the movies, yeah, and no, mr Negative. No, martin Lee, you know what? We didn't have any Martin Lees in the feast, at least not mentioned. We didn't have anybody really mentioned with these. No, we just had the one charity scene where he's wearing the fucking suit and then him running through the thing to find Goblin when he recovered. That's really it in a way. Yes, I mean. Yeah, the problem is Fuck you, mc. You're always teasing us with shit and making us think, but you never actually deliver In a way, what you could do low-key. I need to stop. I copyright this shit. You could get a, just so you know our podcast is copyrighted. I don't care, I don't want Marvel fucking stealing this shit. The problem is when you say something, it's out there in the universe. Well, you could easily do a if. If you wanted to go street level with Spider-Man 4 and have like a gang war type thing. You got Mr Negative with the inner demons. You got you thing. You got Mr Negative with the inner demons. You can have Tombstones gang. You can have Hammerhead. Done, boom, done. Write it up. I'd watch that shit. I love it. I just came up with that shit on the fly. Sony movies would work if I was in-house. Didn't they recently do an arc with him for that? Gang Wars, yeah, gang Wars, hammerhead was there. Tombstone was a main part of it. Richard Fisk was yeah, that was just a recent story, but Hammerhead's one. But again, hammerhead's kind of more of a B-level villain. But I'd like to see Hammerhead Because he's a gangman with a fucking metal plate in his head. Just treat him like Rhino in Amazing Spider-Man 2. That's your first villain. Maybe that's why I liked him so much. I do appreciate the street level villains that are just like that, but again, that's. If you want to go street level, you can put some villains in there. It's just because how many superheroes are in New York? It doesn't make sense. But again, the problem is and I'm not hating it it has to see what they do with it. But Spider-Man 4 looks a little more and more like it's going multiversal again. So I don't. Oh boy, hey, hey, no one will hate on it. Andrew, go come back. He'll get to you that he might. There's more. If they cut Toby, he's gonna tease the shit out of you. No, I ain't in it. They cut Toby. That check. No, I don't like him. I'm still mad at him for that. I wish he was at a con. I'd wait in line for three hours just for that comment. No, I ain't. Hey, how you, how you doing, how you doing. What do you want this sign? Yeah, I do. I need to talk to you first, mr garfield. Well, what you hurt me for a whole couple years telling me you weren't in that movie. It's one of my favorite movies of all time. You hurt me, sir, but you weren't in, so I kind of forgave you. I'm still mad at you. Thank you you for the autograph. It did. It hurt me. He kept lying to me. He kept lying. I wanted it so bad. I'm not into them. Those leaked photos aren't real. That's Photoshop. I'm like what you mean. You know what? The best one was An interaction of fans sets. He said he was in New York and apparently he encountered Tobey Maguire in a park. He took a picture with him. He took a picture with Tobey because that's how you know he actually interacted with him. He took a picture with Tobey Maguire and he said so. I asked Tobey. I was like are you in no Way Home? He said nothing. He just looked at me and winked and walked off. I'd be like you is, don't hurt my eye before you leave. I'll remember it forever. What time are we at? 41. I'm having a good old time. It's a fun one. It's just we don't really have a middle. We're just yapping at this point. We never have a middle. Sometimes we have ideas for what we need to talk about in the middle. This time we don't have. We didn't have a general idea of what the middle is. Well, in a way, I mean, did we have any more thoughts or craving? We said the action was. It was a fun action movie. I mean it had some issues. But to say I would like more but we're not going to fucking get it, no, I'd like to see more, I'd like to see a sequel. I want to see Calypso actually fight in the hand, not just use a bow and arrow Enough and Matt's going to hate me for phrasing it this way. Love went into this movie to get more out of it. Oh, I think they put more effort into this one. They put as much effort into this one as they did the Venom movies. Well, they had a copy. One and three, who was not a bad movie. But killing Carnage is a sin. It was not bad, but it might have been what we would call a cash grab. And the fact that you have Carnage and it's not rated R is also offensive. You didn't really kill him nearly enough. You got Venom biting heads off with no blood, like what the fuck Brains. Eddie, eddie, you gonna do your Venom voice again. Eddie, eddie, he didn't go Russian as much as I thought he would. No, he didn't. He got out of the dam and we started. No, he didn't even put his shrimp on thought he would. No, he didn't. He got on the damn. No, he didn't even put his shrimp on the barbie. No, he did at the start, if he caught it. Yeah, we started critiquing all the damn Spider-Man movies, which I mean in a way, but again, I don't know if Sony could, even you know what this movie was missing, for Sony would have to bring in Marvel. At least one mention of Schliebel, oh golly. Sony would have to bring in fucking. But one bit of news, one bit of news, for Sony's going to focus on Spider-Man 4 now and they're putting these movies on hold. So there, we're going to call these Spider-Man 4. They're only they're working on Spider-Man 4 and Spider-Man Noir. That's who ch? What said Nicolas Cage? I should be good. I have hope for that. I should be good. Spider-verse 3 should basically be done. It was supposed to come out this year. There's things going on with that. That's weird. They always call people out that it's coming or working on it. It's fine, but people are always like what's going on? They're changing because it's probably going to link more to the live action movies than we thought. I mean, we did get references towards the live action movies in the movies. So, like the suits did show up, yeah, donald Glover showed up in fucking. That's Prowler Live action. Donald Glover showed up. Now, that was one of the best references right there. I loved that. Now, that was one of the best references right there. I loved that. They're preparing for, they're trying to prepare us for when Peter B has to die to be Miles Cannon. That's what they're preparing us for. I hope the fuck not. He's in the top two. No, no, the most you do is make him a cripple, don't kill him. He's got me. I don't think. See, here's the thing I don't think you understand. You don't realize how much that would hurt me, him dying. But it makes sense. I'd buy you a pink rope, yeah, because I said I was him, so my curse would just come out again. I'd buy you a pink bathrobe, so my curse would just come out again. I buy you a pink bathrobe, so my curse would just come out again. And it's animated. So the rule would stand and Damn, because it's not just anime, it's anything animated. I die every time, every fucking. If you identify as the character, they die. Uh-oh, I kind of feel like we killed Matt. He's not research or something. I think he's been on research. I've said everything I want to say. I've said everything I want to say. You don't have any Gap. I couldn't think of another word For talking about gap. You need to be talking to him. No, I don't want to talk about the gap with him. Why it's just a bunch of clothes? Why did I walk right into it? The gap with him? Why it's just a bunch of clothes? Why did I walk right in Just like a walk in closet? Because you thought I was going to go somewhere else. You weren't expecting the door to hit you on your way out, like most gapap stores. That's what they do. Sorry, we don't have your size here, you big husky son of a bitch. Friday the 13th is in December. Oh God, what is today? Oh my God, what's your three trailer? Oh, two trailers, hold on, hold on. Oh my god, what's your three trailer? Ah, two trailers, hold on. Why does that make me imagine Jason the murderer in a Santa suit just killing people? Oh, technically, I already got that with Terrifier 3. You know I always touch on the news of Chris Evans and Robert Downey Jr returning to the MCU. We've already talked about Downey. Oh yeah, we talked about Downey. Enough Chris Evans, though that one was a small surprise. People wonder what he's going to be, if he's going to be like a cap or a nomad. He's not going to be nomad, he is going to be a cap. He's going to Secret Wars. You're getting a variation of him. He's going to be the Hydra one. Yep, that's what everyone's thinking. Hell Hydra, he's going to be Hydra Cap. Oh my God. Well, you might as well just bring fucking Scarlet Toe Hansen back too. There's no confirmation. Oh good lord, I can see her in that suit again. Okay, I'll take that. It here. There's no compromise. Oh good lord, I can see her now, soon, again. Okay, I'll take that, it's going to be a win. That's going to be a win. Isn't her sister supposed to be in Secret Wars 2? Yeah, elena, yeah. Are there three Marvel movies coming out next year or only two? Captain America Thunderbolts? That's two, just two. I think there's only two. They pushed everything else back. I don't even think there's a project outside of those two. No For movies. Oh boy, we don't even have an upcoming Disney Plus show, which is rare. At least nothing announced. Well, never mind, I lied. What if? Yeah, they did just announce. What if? Isn't that supposed to be coming out January, february? I don't know if I count that, though. They count it towards their universe, yeah, but there's no connection between it. Right now we don't know if they're going to reuse any of those characters yet. Yeah, no, spider-man, freshman year I thought was supposed to be coming out too still At some point. I'm excited for that. Yeah, let me see Upcoming Marvel movies releases. When is this article from? I can't tell. October 2024. Okay, if this works, what do we have coming out? Anything fucking. We do a lot of phone research when we're on, well, because we never know what we're going to talk about. What if? Season 3, december 22nd? Well, that's this month, apparently, unless it got pushed Like a week and a half. Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, that's the show. Freshman year. Captain America oh, daredevil, born Again, march 4th, that's right, we're forgetting about Daredevil. Yes, I'm excited, it wasn't hard to forget. It wasn't hard to forget. No, there's Thunderbolt. How many times did they tease us with that show? Thunderbolt, ironheart, I don't give a fuck about that, what I think about it, unless they give me Mephisto. No, because they're giving us the Young Avengers and we're not getting what we want. We do have more. Well, fantastic Four is still announced, but that's not coming out next year. July 20th Did it get pushed or something? This has July 25th, 2025. No, yeah, I don't know where this is from. What Fantastic Four? Yeah, this IGN list is like I'm like 2025. Come on Rotten Tomatoes. I haven't seen the date for it yet, though. Oh, I just it still says July 25th. So maybe we are good. I don't think that movie should come out next year. Yeah, maybe it is. There's some shit IGN has on August 6th Eyes of Wakanda series. The Eyes of Wakanda series. The fuck is that? That was a Googler thing that one's been out around for a while. It still says Avengers Doomsday is coming out May 1st 2026. I don't even think that movie started filming yet. Spider-man 4. July 24th, 2026. That's what this says. Still teasing Vision Quest Marvel Zombies October 2026. That's what this says. Still teasing Vision Quest. Still teasing Civil War, marvel Zombies October 2026. They still have Armor Wars as TBA. They have not talked anything about that. They still have Blade on as TBD. That ain't happening? Shang-chi 2 as TBA. Why is Shang-Chi 2 still a movie? The director for Shang-Chi 2 is directing Spider-Man 4. So Shang-Chi 2 still? The director for Shang-Chi 2 is directing Spider-Man 4. So Shang-Chi's off the radar man, he's directing Spider-Man 4. They fucked with his character so much already. Okay, they're gonna throw Shang-Chi in Spider-Man 4 so he can teach him Spidey-Fu. That means Spider-Man has to lose his powers. Spidey-fu, or at least his precog, yeah, in a way. But come back. Yeah, that's what one of my people was thinking like. Well, there's this world where Shang-Chi had cameos in Spider-Man 4. People wouldn't. The actor would fucking love that, and I'm forgetting his name. The actor for fucking love that and I'm forgetting his name. The actor for Shang-Chi, simu Liu. Simu Liu yeah, you know what he plays a good villain. I watched uh, what the hell is that movie Jackpot. You're not watching that movie for him to be the villain, you're watching it. For John Cena being taken yeah, he should just play Ernest already, you should. Yeah, you gotta retire from wrestling first. He's got to finish that up before you can, before you can become Ernest. Oh, not right, when you say Ernest, you don't watch people wrestle. He thought well, since Ernest goes wrestling. There you go, since our top ten. Our top ten is favorite action movies, so I figured this would be a cool thing. The toughest Ernest, though I mean February 7th next year. I know me and Matt are excited for Love Hurts. Love Hurts, it's the closest I can get to singing. I love that guy as an actor too. Ariana DeBoys is in there too Shit, oh, there was. The Novocaine trailer Just came out. I sent that to you. I don't think you watched it. Jack Wade, I think so. He doesn't feel pain and he's trying to go save his new love interest. Oh yeah, so that. And Love Hurts are just gonna be okay. I'm in. It's like that movie. He doesn't feel pain and he's trying to go save his new love interest. Oh yeah, so that. And love hurts are just going to be okay. I'm in. I know. When I seen your trailer I wasn't. I want everyone to know as cool and as action fun as love hurts looks. I need people to know. I'm going to see it for Marshawn. That's where the? It's the only reason you're going to see it, isn't it's the only reason you're going to see it, isn't it? The calypso's in that movie? Yeah, wait, she's the person he saved. Did you watch the nova game trailer at all? I don't believe I did. To be honest with you, I did. So what are you trying to do? Hold on, I might. I was just asking him if he did Do-do-do-do-do-do you know? I think I've seen clips of that before they actually released a full trailer. Jack Quill, okay, yeah, okay, that looked fun. Yeah, that looked fun. I had to get the picture up for a minute. Ah, it hurts. That looked fun. That did look fun. To get the picture up for my mom it hurts. That looked fun. That did look fun. What is this Fucking Morningstar that falls to his back? What is this? I don't know how I feel about Ned being my counterpart, but oh, I mean, here, here's quick, here's a good middle, here's a good middle thing. Before, because I had to mention our top 10 was top 10 action movies, but I was like what do we got for? Let's see 2020, 2025 movies. I got a Vanity Fair list of some stuff. I mean, if we Wolfman ain't doing much for me right now, I hate how, as a modern monster movie, I have almost no interest in it. It's kind of horror, so I have a little interest, but it's not even piquing me as much as a normal person. I have more interest in Nosferatu than I do that. But Nosferatu is sticking to its roots. I have Bill Skaggard in it, so I have bias. But at the same time people have seen those frats already. Apparently the embargo got released very early and people are. Everyone says it's great. But people are saying if you didn't know it was him, you wouldn't know that was Bill Skarsgård. That's all I mean. It was true for Pennywise too. Yeah, it's like you wouldn't know that was Bill Skarsgård. They probably gave him the nose, the ears, that weird ass, fucking chin. Oh yeah, he's pointy everywhere. Snow White I don't care. Does anyone care about Snow White? Nope, did you say the picture of the fucking dwarves? Yeah, why did you even bother making them CG? You could have just fucking hired dwarves. Yeah, your entire concept is to make live action versions of your movies, but not the dwarves, because that's racist. Yep, it's not a good race, it's a condition. Mission Impossible, final Reckoning. I'm wondering if that's going to be the last one. I wouldn't even care if I was typecast as a motherfucker who dies at a buffet Because I'm fat. 28 years, it's a condition. 28 years later. Yes, yes, that trailer looked good and the fact that all I can think about is that's Kraven and he's hunting and he's in the apocalypse. Now, god damn it. It says noteworthy cast killing Murphy. He's in the movie somewhere. There are on-set photos of him like doing stuff, but the zombie rising out of the cornfield is not killing Murphy. I'm happy that's not him. Like bro Mifflin, acting like a motherfucker, I can see your fucking every bone. That's how skinny you are, holy fuck. It wouldn't be the first time for him. They're making a sequel to Megan. Get the fuck out of here. That one was hinted a long time ago. Like Jurassic World Rebirth. Here we go. No, that one's supposed to be following the books more closely. Oh, never mind. Scarlet Trans is in. I'm good Horror. It's supposed to be more dino horror than it is anything else. Big one, big one. Superman. Big one, big boy. I forgot it's 2025. We're actually getting to DC, shit. Speaking of which, I did not watch Creature Commandos yet. I have not. I'll get to it. It's not out. It's out, but it's not like two or three. Now, probably, once I figure out there's an episode out, there's usually two or three Superman. I'm excited. I want to see that. I'm excited. I want to see what James Gunn does with DC. I want to see it. Apparently, they're already canceling some of his side projects, so we'll see what happens. Side projects I don't know, it may have not been stuff that he ever announced yet, but it's like the more TV show-based stuff that's not coming out. Fantastic four first steps I will absolutely cry if there is not a scene in there. It can be a five minute scene where they're just chilling on the window. Hey guys, guys, it's Spiderman, it needs to. You're not going to get that. Why he's so connected to them? Because they're supposed to be a fucking family in what? The 50s, 60s? Different universe, different universe entirely. What the fuck are supposed to be a fucking family in what? The 50s, 60s? Different universe, different universe entirely. What the fuck? Hayley Atwell reprising the role of Agent Carter in Future Marvel Project? Huh, hayley Atwell coming back to be Peggy Carter for some Marvel project? Wait, something didn't click with me there. What do you mean? Fantastic Four is in the MCU, or is it time? Is it taking its place? Multiverso, oh, oh, yeah, okay, didn't you kind of notice how they're? You know Well, no, because I was confused when you said it, I'm like Spider-Man's in the MCU, he can pop in there. Then I was like, oh, okay, I see what you're meaning. Okay, damn, you'd have to get your 60 Spider-Man to show up. Oh fuck, at that point. Hey, no, he's friends with Johnny. Oh no, I forgot, I forgot. No, it's Iceman instead of Johnny. It's uh what Firestorm Spider-Man and his amazing friends. There's another Tron movie, tron Ares. Tron Ares, october 10th. I am both glad and not for that movie coming out out, because I don't know what they're doing. Oh, jared Leto in there. Oh god, I love the onion. What did the onion give us? More parents say allowing child to play football not worth the risk as they may be drafted by the Jets. I see that I'm not going to allow my kid to play football as they may be drafted by the Jets. I see that I'm not going to allow my kid to play football. He may get drafted by the Jets. He may get drafted by the Jets. All right, kind of a. You know that Aaron Rodgers told me. It's just not a good thing. What's worse, you're watching football and not realizing, realizing that already. Or are you taking medical advice from aaron rodgers? I'm not a guy in a black cat? I I'm not sure anymore. Oh, that is that's intriguing. It is undated, though, but I didn't even know it was a thing interesting there's a frankenstein movie coming out, directed directed by Guillermo del Toro. It better be better Starring Oscar Isaacs. It better be better than Wolfman. Is he playing Frankenstein or is he playing the monster? I don't know. I believe it more as Frankenstein. It's undated. I like that. You had to distinguish that. Yeah, I'm literate. Yeah, too many people tend to forget. Yeah, I'm literate. Wicked part two. Yeah, now you See Me 3, that's making a comeback. Ooh, are they bringing back the entire casting? Are they bringing back the entire cast? Now you See Me 3, noteworthy cast Jesse Eisenberg, lizzie Kaplan, dave Franco, isla Fisher. That is probably one of the only series that they got for noteworthy Cast November 14th. It's probably one of the only series that Jesse is in that I actually can handle. He played Lex Luthor. I'm talking shit. I hated too. Do you want a sucker? No, it was a Jolly Rancher. That was bad. I wanted a sucker when he first showed up Any type of casting. I can kind of see it sometimes and I'm like why? Why? This is terrible. You cast basically a Mark Zuckerberg as fucking Lex Luthor. What the fuck Did you say it that way? On purpose, not on purpose, but it worked, boy, because he played Mark Zuckerberg in the social media. Yes, andrew Garfield was in that bitch too. He played the partner and I got screwed. At least it wasn't Tom. Oh boy, everybody remembers Tom. It's everybody's first friend Showing my age Once again. Next year's going to be different. Next year's gonna be different, next year's gonna be. We got some content. Next year we'll have some content. Next year we have plenty of content. It's whether or not our tech fucking works. Seeing Superman we've been talking about it for a while. We never did a Harry Potter episode. Fuck, fuck, fuck, god damn it Shit. We'll have to shoehorn that bitch in at some point. We want to add that in. Alright, everybody. Here's the New Year's special. It's going to be magical. We can't have a New Year's special. We've got to do those for God. We don't know how many. I don't know how that episode's going to work. We've got three or four movies we've got to talk about for that one setting. We've got Hats for Ratu, sonic 3. As much as it hurts me to say, I'd prefer not doing Mufasa in that episode, as much as I'm kind of intrigued to see it. You know what's kind of sad, what we should watch it in this order Sonic 3, mufasa, nosferatu it actually works going that way. You're slowly doing the slope. Well, remember Sonic 3, you got your buddy. You know comedy-type thing, action. Then Mufasa Well, I don't really. I still don't know what to make of that movie. I'm gonna get my lion love. I'm gonna get both things in Disney live action. It honestly makes more sense to do Nosferatu like in January, just early January, because January's considered the dead month. Anyway, my gut likes to think it is the dead month. He did not spoil it. I want to see it, man. He did not spoil it. But one of my reviewers who's seen Nosferatu said as much as he loved it. He's like there is a cosmetic choice or a design choice they made. But Nosferatu, that's just like wow, they did that. And I'm like what was it? What the fuck? He wouldn't say. My first thought I'm like what is this fucker walking around naked or some shit? The whole fucking movie, what? That wouldn't feel like Nosferatu, I know, and I'm just like. I'm just like I had the black cloak and the arched back. I was just me. My problem was what is this fucking dick hanging out? The whole fucking movie. Jay's like you can't go see that movie then. So anyway, put cheddar baked biscuit mix in a waffle iron. We went from are we making a cast? A cheesy cast, cheesy dick, cheesy dick, a cheesy cast, cheesy dick, cheesy dick. Oh, boy went from talking about dicks hanging out to making I'm still waiting to Cheddar Ray Biscuits. I think I know which one I'd want more. Nothing will ever beat the director's cut of Watchmen, but I'm kind of still waiting for like nah, saltburn was pretty wow for a frontal. So Saltburn was definitely you seen. At the end it was like whoa, whoa, you got the twirl and everything. No, it's not. It's just you see some boobs. Sometimes you see some ass, some ass cheeks, but you see a full frontal of a dude. Sometimes it's like whoa, it catch you off guard. Like whoa, it did not catch you off guard, you were sizing. I was like let's see, I'm bigger. I don't do that. Every time I see one in a movie, I do Fuck. You see, all the fans know you. The Philippines know me. By the way, how are you guys? I don't know if you've started watching yet. Are you enjoying Treasure Planet live action? Oh, that's a. I love this show, I do. Why would you Name them something different than Silvo? Oh my, and how hard was it to come up with the name SM33? Hello, smee, disney doesn't have an original thought, I told you. And why does the name Atten sound so fucking familiar? They literally have the Treasure Planet globe in Star Wars 2 anyway, so it doesn't matter, they don't have an original thought. Some people oh, you're talking about Skeleton Crew. It's actually a good show. Did you send him the dub? I did not. I did not. He sent me the intro of Skeleton Crew Crew, just dubbed over with the Treasure Planet intro of the pirates and the pirates ransacking the ship that he's reading the book from for Captain Flint. He sent me that with the dub, right by every second of it. It was great. I didn't tell you. I played it for my co-worker at work who's watching the show. He didn't even realize it. I played it for my co-worker at work who's watching the show. He didn't even realize it was the Treasure Planet voiceover. Dude, I watched that before I even gave the show a chance, because, remember, every time they try and you know, make Star Wars too kiddy, I kind of lose interest. So this show was already on a back burner and then I watched that and I was like you motherfuckers, it's Treasure Planet meets the Goonies. That's all it is. Oh my god, hey the Goonies shit. But that's what the concept of the movie is. Hey you guys. Smee is definitely one of my favorite characters, though Still haven't started what this one I intend to watch. I just haven't started it yet. Oh, dude, dude, do so. Next Wednesday you'll have four episodes. How many episodes is it Do we know yet? I do not know. Usually six to eight. I don't pay attention to that. It's kind of a downfall, like I never pay attention to how long a season's going to be, how long episodes are, nothing like that. Eight, it's going to be eight, so we'll be halfway through. Ew, I do definitely like all of the references that we're getting. There's only two episodes out right now. There should be three. There's three. You got two. The first. Google hasn't updated. Then it only says two right now. Okay, google, episode six is going to be goaded and it's directed by Bryce Dallas Howard. I'm not lying. They got a new alien species in the show. Looks like an owl mixed with a bat. So it's not the ward from last. No, no, that's basically what? Not a fucking penguin? Penguin pigeon, blue elephant, blue elephants already fucking exist. Remember the band where he was like playing his nose? They already existed. They just made a family of them at Etten. Why does that fucking planet name sound so familiar? Though, the funniest thing about Skeleton Crew is watch that episode and I'm like this is Star Wars. That just looks like fucking modern suburbia. What the fuck? Oh, I put it on for him. I forgot about that. I just randomly put it on in my parents' living room and we're just sitting there watching this. This seems way too fucking. What planet are they on? That's where you got the goodies, and then we learned that, oh, this planet doesn't fucking exist in the star system. Gee, I wonder why Don't go through the barrier? Oh, yeah, alright. What's Skeleton Crew's timeline? When I think about it, nobody cares. Well, don't put it in a timeline and nobody will care. Here's the problem with it. The planet itself exists and functions as if it's a part of the old High Republic, but unfortunately it can't because of the Jedi perch. I thought there were references to the Jedi perch in there. Yeah, there were. So it's after three, then the planet itself is outside of all of that though. Yeah, so they're operating under High Republic technologies and stuff. They even have the gold plate credits. Yeah, so technically it's during the empire kind of Because the empire is going to start getting established, but judging by everything on the pirate station, this takes place sometime after 6. Did you see that they cast Jabba the Hutt's son? Yeah, I'm interested. They don't need Jeremy Allen White to speak gibberish. He told my, I don't need Jeremy Allen White to speak gibberish. Oh, that was more Tim Allen than anything else. No, no, I've heard. I've heard the first episode was fine. I heard Skyrim was good. People actually like it. I'm not used to hearing people say they like Disney's Star Wars stuff anymore. No, that one, that one threw me for a loop Because, like I said, anytime they try to's Star Wars stuff anymore, that one threw me for a loop. Like I said, anytime they try to make Star Wars too kiddy it just Sorry, I don't like anything kiddy, though. I like nothing when I'm out, but this definitely caught that Goonies vibe and because it fucking threw Treasure Planet in there, and we all know, even the people who actually pay attention to our podcast know our love for Treasure Planet. The problem with Star Wars is to get me back hardcore. Vested in Star Wars, you almost have to make stories that take place during the original trilogy, the prequel trilogy or the original trilogy in that time period or before even the prequel trilogy. I don't give a shit about none of Ray's shit. I don't give a shit. There's still a High Republic movie coming out, apparently by James Mangold. Is that why we're getting this fucking planetary system that supposedly doesn't exist? Don't ask me to make sense. You're the one supposed to have the most rational mind among us. Yeah, and they stopped being rational with Star Wars five years ago. I can't give you shit for that. I had to make sure I was going to say that right now. I randomly actually got asked by a co-worker who my two favorite characters were Star Wars. Yeah, and I said Jace and Starkiller and he didn't know who either one of those were and I'm like what? Well, I guess nobody knows about the fucking books. If you're just a common, I was going to ask. You meant Jason. Yeah, jason, fuck off, that's who he was based on. I know they fucked him up so badly. The storyline for him just makes it. It just gets worse the more you think about it. You know what pisses me off the most, though. Storyline for him just makes it worse the more you think about it. You know what pisses me off the most, though, is going from what the fuck was that movie called the Last Jedi? Which one Going from? The Last Jedi, last Jedi, rise of Skywalker Before Rise of Skywalker that's where Kylo starts going good, and then we get Rise of Skywalker. That's where Kylo starts, you know, going good, and then we get Rise of Skywalker, where he's just this emo fucking teen again. Well, to be fair, a little bit of that's on Luke Kid having visions and having trauma. Luke's first thing, oh shit, he bad. I gotta kill his ass, yeah, which doesn't make sense for Luke. Great fucking writing. I gotta kill his ass, yeah, which doesn't make sense for Luke. Great fucking writing. I gotta kill his ass. What, what? I love making fun of Star Wars. Now, just think about it. The directors for those three movies have had issues getting work outside of Rian Johnson making Knives Out, even Abrams you don't see anything from Abrams anymore. Well, somebody that I listen to literally joked it's like the only project he's made since he signed on with Warner Brothers is a Batman animated show that didn't even get put out by Warner Brothers. It got pushed to Amazon. That's the one project he's worked on. That was an age Warner Brothers. They got pushed to Amazon. That's the one project he's worked on. The new Batman thing on Amazon was with the race-swapped characters and everything else. You know what's kind of sad. It was actually a really decent show. Yeah, outside of the glaring Penguin, I can get past that, you know Oswalda, yeah, made no fucking sense to me, but I still for some reason enjoyed it. It had good writing, good action, storytelling, the phantasm or the phantasm, no, the fucking. There was an episode where you had the basically succubus, where the little girl who would suck your life force out of you oh jeez, that episode did piss me off Because you want to know what they did with the kidnapped kids. That she would steal the life force from. Every single kid that she kidnapped was one who was a robber. Dick Grayson was there. Jason was there. Was a Robin. Dick Grayson was there. Jason was there. Tim Drake, tim Drake. And so was Stephanie. Bullshit, you leave Stephanie Brown alone. They were all there. Not Carrie Kelly, though. That's Dark Knight Returns. They didn't touch. That that's too classic. Well, they can't. They'll catch my epic. That's one Robin that hasn't had anything happen to her. I worship that. That's one Robin that hasn't had anything happen to her Yet. But no, for me to have any interest in Star Wars. You gotta go back or you gotta just start making shit in between. I don't care, I don't care. Give me my old Republic. Would you just give me that, please? What doesn't help them is that they Tried to retell them, is that they've tried to retell a story that they told already. Deanu Reeves is not getting any younger to get in the Revan suit. You gotta get him there. They really pulled the whole history repeats itself thing. Oh, star Wars died with one simple line and somehow Palpatineine was dead before that. That was the nail in the cup. That was the bottoming out at six feet under to make Snoke a completely different person and he would turn out to be just a fucker. That's just one of my problems. There's a reason you don't change directors when you have a franchise. Turn Luke into a hermit. What's a reason you don't change directors when you have a franchise? Turn Luke into Hermit. What's the reason we changed directors again? Abrams wasn't available or something, or he didn't want to do it. Abrams just handed off the keys. We completely enjoyed the first one. It wasn't perfect. It wasn't perfect, but I liked it. It was okay. And they just throw fucking Finn off to be this background crap. You're gonna train to be a Jedi or something, nothing. There was some good lightsaber fights and, I'm not gonna lie, tyler Wren's lightsaber is still one of my favorite lightsabers. Don't care, I would die on that hilt. I don't know why more aren't designed with that hilt. I will die on that hilt and I like Kylo's design, but it's just when he took his mask off I'm like, oh no, it's that one. You bitch again. You have this thing with movies where put it, put it on, take it off, put it on, take it off. Oh, he's sitting there, grandfather, grandfather, you take that Vader helmet. You don't touch that. He's great, he's the goat you get out of here. You got some Vader fights that you wanted. I did. I did, when it wasn't being pulled away by an Inquisitor, had to bring it up. That goddamn bucket suit Obi-Wan it. I had to bring it up. That goddamn fucking series Obi-Wan. I understand you guys completely ruined that one for me, I won't watch it. No, matt, kind of ruined that. That will always be in my head that a butter knife is more lethal than a lightsaber Because of him. He knows what he did. Goddamn space witches. At least that bullshit. Here's my understanding why a butter knife is more lethal than a lightsaber. A lightsaber takes time to activate Butter knife. Fuck, I'm not saying it was more lethal. It has a higher kill ratio. Yeah, because a lightsaber won't do shit. Butter knife is one for one, lightsabers are about 50%. At least that fucking rumor of Shmi Skywalker being in the coven didn't come to fruition. They can retcon it in there, though, I bet. Holy fuck. Let's just say fuck you the level of character choices in that fucking show. And the funny thing was they had some. There were some things in there that was cool, and I'm like, hey, there's fucking, there's Darth Plagueis, never to be seen again. Have I ever told you the story of Plagueis the Wild? Oh shit, I'm starting to quote it. Fuck, that's because every part of the original six movies is quotable, unlike Gladiator 2. Sorry, I'm just going to reuse the same shit. By the way, gladiator 3 is set for 2026. What the f? Where are you going for 2026. What I will not. Where are you going? Where does that story go? Hey, you better take it down. This movie was more quotable than Gladiator 2. Actually, it was, even if it was Craving Time, dean. How many times did you want to say that during the podcast? Podcast, by the way, it's craving time. I think the first joke comment I read on reddit was more impactful, for it was like I'm craving a hunt. I think that was better than it's craving time. I still am surprised that you know, like Burger King or McDonald's didn't try to Burger King's having a field day with other things. Do I want to know the whole United Healthcare thing of being ratted out at McDonald's? What do you think? Burger King's having a field day? No, I've seen that. We wouldn't rat you out. We don't have no stitches. Yeah, that's a thing. Oh my god, there's just so much. I'm putting this in heavy quotation marks. Everybody loves a hero. I'm just. The Gladiators 3 broke me. What's going with that now? Is that your Konosuba? No, it's not. No, he's still talking. Yeah, that just broke him. That shut his own mind down. Whenever someone says something like that, it just opens mine to thinking of where the fuck Remind me. I have a comment about that, by the way. What? I won't say that on the podcast. Oh, about JJ? Oh, it's private. Put that on here. It's a secret. Oh, it's private, put that on here. It's a secret. Top 10s what do we got? Top 10s? There'll be plenty yapping in here because there's a lot of honorable mentions that are going to have to get yapped about at the end. I got four. I got like five. I have no honorable mentions. I can probably think of more. With as many action movies as we watch, I'm interested in how many ties we're going to have. So I'm going to write T on here. You might have a couple with me, because I'm not going to lie. I won't say it, but I think one of mine that's very high on mine is up in your DVDs. That's fair. So I did not put a superhero movie on here. I did not put a superhero movie on here. I did not. I left them out and I enacted a franchise rule. I also did for some of them. Another thing there were some movies I wanted to put on here, but I said no One was Scarface and I was like, no, that is more crime thriller. No, I eliminated a couple movies like that too. Yeah, because I was there around the cusp and I'm like, no, when I was making sure I saw a lot of Lord of the Rings and as much action as in those ones. I took it off because I categorize it more as fantasy. Yep, same, because I like to go to Google and search action movies and try to just kind of go through and see here what would make my list and I'm like, okay, and try to just kind of go through and see here what would make my list and I'm like, okay, I have a couple on here that would be that are action, slash something. What Action? Comedy, action, sci-fi I have a couple of those, not really for me. I have a couple of those. Comedy sci-fi seems to be a real big thing, all of them. Well, I got, I started off with a couple new boys, some newbies. Uh, what First I actually I don't have any new ones. The first mine. Wait, are we going with me? Yeah, go ahead, I don't have any new ones either. Matt might be surprised at this one. Well, no, he might be surprised at two of these, because it's kind of a tie, but if I, because I wanted to talk about them both, so I'll put them here. If I had to pick one, I probably have a lean, but 10 is a tie between. I have nothing after the year 2005. Holy fuck, well, I ain't going to have much ties with you. I got a couple honorable no sure, no, never mind. I got a couple oldies. There's oldies out here. When did that movie come out? Making people question it? Never mind, I'm definitely showing my age with this list, never mind. Nope, that's older than I thought it was. That one's definitely post-2005. I'm curious if number one's going to be a tie with me, you can talk. I'm not that one's before 2005. That one's definitely. I'm kind of doing that too. No, we're. I've got Q post 2005. That scares me A little bit of a mix. My, I got a lot of you scares me A little bit of a mix. My, I got a lot of. Hmm, did you say you're number one or am I? No, I did not. I'm on ten. I was just looking at my list here. I got a 2014 and a 2020? I don't know how I managed that, just saying 2019. Okay, my number 10,. I couldn't pick between the two, but if I had the lean one, I could probably tell you which one I'd lean. But 10 is very new. I've seen it in theaters with Matt and we closed the theater for it. But Ken is very new. I've seen it in theaters with Matt and we closed the theater for it. But it has not left my head since oh, you put that on there. It has not left my head. I'm not mad at it. It has not left my head that man kills somebody with a cheese grater. I'm like I'm done. That shit was actually a really good movie. That movie is pure cocaine and I love it. I did not have that on my list. I love it. I love that fucking movie. There's another post-2005 in my honor roll mentions and Bill Skarsgård showed he could be an action star. But great kill Like cocaine. It's non-stop action and the one it's tied with is Noor, but I've watched it. Or the Boy Kills World or the Boy Kills World. No, boy Kills what? No, it's a tie with Boy Kills World kind of. But if I had the lean one I probably would lean Boy Kills World. But I wanted to talk about this one because I really like it. It came out during COVID, didn't get much attention but it's called the Protege, with Keith and Meggie Q liked that movie a lot too. Talking about is it came out during COVID. A lot of people didn't even fucking know it existed because it came out during COVID. I really liked it. Good action. I hate that year. Good action, good shootouts. I'd say year, but it was. You must have seen it. I think you've seen Protege, but I was like I knew Matt on all that one, but that is. I'm like no, I watched that one quite a bit and I enjoyed it. I think I've I'm going to put that on. I like protege a lot. We'll find out. That's enough there. It's not post 2005,. So I know it's not on your list. Keeping these a little shorter, because there's going to be a lot of yapping at the end with honorable mentions and shit. I don't know how I managed that. Just looking at my list, I don't know how I managed that. My number 10. Men in Black 1. Those are in my contention. I didn't know if I could put them full action or not. That's the only reason I cut them. I said that's one of the ones. That is more. That's the only reason I cut them, but they were on mine. I was thinking about them. It's just too hard to not. I'm excited to put Star Wars in here. I eliminated a lot of franchises off this. Yeah, I did too. I'm trying to, like you said, I'm trying to. Men in Black. 1 is still probably the best out of all the Men in Black. I like them all, though it's pretty consistent. 2's fine, 3's good. International needs to fall off the face of this planet, please. It wasn't that bad, it wasn't Like go away, that's not. Agent Hemsworth was in it. So, okay, dude Hemsworth and Neeson, okay, okay, fine, neeson was a bad guy. I can never maybe you're not saying I can't compare that movie To 8, the Greatest of Agents. No, see, that's the problem. It keeps getting. It keeps getting compared To 1, 2, and 3, especially since 3 left off On a good note, sort of I like, although I don't. I'm being a little overdramatic With that one, but I know how. See how Jane always like. Yeah, I know how. See how Jane always like. Yeah, I know no one likes 4, everyone hates International. People think it's trash, it's a spinoff, that's what it was. They don't categorize it as 4, it's just Men in Black International. They don't have the number on it. No, but are you saying it's kind of a detriment against it that people are putting it with AJ and K's movies and people are like no, fuck that one. It's not good. That's like putting the cartoon with the movies. One of my favorite scenes from Men in Black I don't remember which one it was in, though One or two, it was one or two when they're pulled the car over and it gives birth and Will Smith's in the back and tossed around by the fucking. I love it. I relate to. I get a mix-up up. Is Smith J or K J? That's the one I relate to more. Yeah, you'd probably be J more, and the squid ended up being Kid Fisto. I love that joke. It's not a hard joke to make, considering how many cameos were in that. Or I love them fucking things that are when they go in the break room. They're all chilling in there. The worms, yep, oh my god. One thing I forgot. One of my favorite pugs, jay's like. Oh, no, not the pug, no, that wasn't his name, frank Frank. No, elvis Presley is not dead, he just went home. Hey, dude, you should pause the movie more when you see a newsstand because there are so many freaking easter eggs. Number 10 for me starts off just like any other, my love. Silly as fuck, oh no, kung fu hustle. It's fucking hilarious as shit. Silly as fuck, oh no, kung Fu Hustle. It's fucking hilarious as shit. You ever see a fucking guy have a kung fu battle in the air with a cow? Oh my, you know how much of that movie I can just randomly recall, for no reason at all. And then the villain, that silly ass fucking voice, oh my God, I am the chosen one. The fact that they made him voiceover. That way, that guy should make more movies. I don't know why he doesn't. Oh yeah, well, actually he probably can't now, considering the times. Considering the times, dude, do you know how racist that movie would be seen as right now? Oh yeah, is it any worse than Big Trouble in Little China? That one's a hard debate. I almost put that on my list. Hey, I'm gonna tell you a funny thing. I did not put Escape from New York or Escape from LA on my list, and it almost could have been, because those are a big inspiration for Medicare. Those are great Nine. Nine is an oldie 1995. I'm curious if Matt can get it by naming off some of the actors in it Robert De Niro, al Pacino, val Kilmer, it's called Heat. Have you ever seen Heat? Great a mob, it's kind of a mob movie there is. It's uh, so much. Um, they do such a realistic shootout like when they're robbing a bank and shit. They're just unloading in the streets of la there is. There's just screaming and guns and gunfire and shit. They don't. There's no music. It's the most realistic gun shootout I've ever fucking seen. It's great. And Val Kilmer I love Val Kilmer. It's a shame he can't do much anymore because he can't talk. He really can't talk. That's the old Al Pacino that cast though. Val Kilmer, al Pacino, oh man, little Robert De Niro, I'm not mistaken. I want to look up the cast of Heath again. I think there was a oh shit, I was thinking of the wrong one A very young Natalie Portman's in there. Kung Fu Hustle isn't the cow scene, that's a different one. That's uh, fuck, now I gotta Shit. Kung Pao, kung Pao, kung Pao. They're totally different movies. Kung Fu Hustle is amazing in itself though. Oh yes, heat Can't talk about Heat as much because I don't think you guys have seen Heat. So I can't talk about it as much because I can't get much banter back, much banter back. So I gotta just say, heat, I fucked my first one up. Yes, you did. Oh well, they're in the same fucking job. I'm interested to see if my number nine is on Dean's list. Hit us. Kingsman, the Secret Service Nope, was in the mentions, was in contention. I got some ones on here that you might be surprised for a second and they're like oh no, never mind, we know Dean. Seriously, I seen Kingsman and I was like, hmm, the first one, it's great. I just want to watch that one over and over again. I'm okay if two doesn't exist at this point. I don't watch two. Because of John Denver, country roll, take me home. I can't send that. Because of John Denver, Country roll, take me home. I can't send that song to you anymore. I used to send him that every time I was on my way down here. The funny part to me was that literally Channing Tatum's in that movie where you have the John Denver song playing constantly and then later that year you get Logan Lucky and the John Denver song playing constantly, and then later that year you get Logan Lucky and the John Denver song is literally just there. I'm going to say this just because Matt won't get entertainment on this, but Jay will, you know what's the sad thing about Inksman 2? I sit there and you know how I relate to everything. You know if Eggsy is not my favorite character. But if I was Eggsy it's like Load B Merlin. You're like bro, you're always fucking killing him off. I'm gonna have to give that big-ass hug when I see him. I'm sorry he kills you off. No, he comes in imaginary, stabs me every day. I do. I walk up to him. You even kill him at work. Yep, Jesus. No, those are great, though. I love Kingsman. The first one funny thing you wanna know why you're 80? What? Not the? Not the anal. Uh huh, he's the only reason he saved the princess. Oh, I get the anal. Hell, yeah, no, you know, my favorite character in the entire Kingsman franchise is the. It's close, but I forget his name. I forget his name. Eggsy's kind of mentor. I forget his name. Harry, harry, I love Harry. I love Harry Because he fucking when they're in the bar with the delinquents and shit. He's like okay, teach you some manners, manners, maketh man. You don't understand what that means. Well, let me teach you a lesson. I love it. Talks about quotable movies. Who is good, who is fine? The prequel, what's it called the King's man King's man Great. I really love that. You didn't like the villain, you did what's it called the King's man? King's man Great, I really love that. I love Rasputin. I love Rasputin. You did not like the villain. What do you mean? I love Rasputin? No, the actual villain, rasputin was just a goon and you hated that. Yeah, I know the fact that they put Gabrillo Princip in there and I'm like, bro, it's our Serb hero, he's a terrorist. When I watched that movie, you're like oh no, hey, dt, guess what? You're going to love this fucking movie just because of this scene. Serbs are in there and they're being terrorists. Oh fuck, great stuff. I love those fucking movies. There's only three, right, currently. He's going to laugh at my next one too, but that fight with Rasputin in the King's man was great. You fucking got him with the nostalgia. Bro, he's not going to stop talking. No, no, I'll stop now. That's why I like these lists because you get to talk about such random stuff. I like it when he talks more about the movie than I do. Almost every time. How about this one Not Fuzz? Shaun of Almost every time. How about this one? Hot Fuzz? Okay, shaun of the Dead almost made it on there. That's close. Yeah, I'm not as big a zombie guy as he is, though I liked Hot Fuzz. Shaun of the Dead is my favorite. Shame. What if I used End of the World, world's End, world's End? Yeah, I didn't like that one as much as Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead. Or Salgan Aliens, I didn't like that one as much as Hot Buzz and Shaun of the Dead, didn't? Funny thing, out of the three, which one was your favorite? Shaun of the Dead? Close though I liked Hot Buzz, the thing about Shaun of the Dead that kills me. They just do that so good. I just like when. Simon Pegg, one of my favorite scenes Beginning of the movie is one of the most me and Jay scenes I've ever seen. You can do it Like, just me and Jay. Hey, jay, I'm going to the shop. You need anything? Yeah, get me this. I walk around. I don't even know it's a zombie apocalypse. I just walk around and I'm not happy to walk back. That's the. You can't deny it, jamie. That guy's sick over there. What the fuck is this? Sad fucking shit, jay, it's a zombie apocalypse. No shit, I'd be sitting there playing my fucking game, just like that. He'd come back with the fucking ice cream. He's like, alright, thanks, man. Then one just wanders in. We're like what the fuck? It's fucking happening. Yeah, but you wouldn't be going to the bar as your option number one. Hell, no, that was so. Oh, when the jukebox driver was queen, those movies had great Comedic timing. See, this is the game I like to play. When a big major song Comes on, what movie makes you think about it first? That is the Shaun of the Dead is the movie I think to play. It's like when a big major song comes on, what movie makes you think about it first? That is the Shaun of the Dead is the movie I think of for that song? Stop that, man. That song is in how many movies? And Shaun of the Dead is still the one that I picture every time. I can never look at a cricket bat the same. Oh, I forgot. Well, my last thing too. This one's Again. Going back to the me and Jay thing. If Jay got turned into a zombie, he'd be in my shed, chained up. We'd still play games or vice averse. I can't even fucking deny it. No, he'd just keep me as a pet, try to bite me, but he'd start to learn to be himself again. Just start playing Jay Whoa, just like that in the movie that should be Austin more than off. Again, just start playing Dang Whoa I'm so sorry, it's just like that in the movie. That should be Austin more than me. Austin got it. He's already on a chain. Oh boy, oh boy, let me go get this. Let me go get the shovel. He would love that. Let me go get the shovel for Austin's grave. After that one, what you got for number eight, dean? Oh boy, I'll take a soda while you're over there. My God, that is one thing. You feel good about that one? Yes, I do. You can have some good ones, don't get me wrong. One thing I will always love and appreciate about Matt is we can come with them random zingers you don't expect. It's okay. We missed the gnome. That one felt it's okay. We missed the gnome. That would have felt good. That would have felt really good. God shivers up his spine. What the fuck? Oh, we. On my number eight yes, man, this is another one. See, I'm kind of a different one. I don't know if you've seen these. Number eight is a franchise kind of, because there's two of them the Raid 1 and 2. On my honorable mentions. Okay, that's what's his name. You know what? What is his? I feel like we actually have a good fucking top 10 going here, because I don't know if Now you fucking ruined it. Why Now the copies are going to come. Yeah, now the copies are starting to come. Not for me, not for me. I was more worried about the top fives. Yeah, pretty top fives, pretty new. What I said. Out of my top fives, only one is post-2005. There's a problem here. It just hasn't happened yet. We'll find out with my number eight. We'll see, though. No, I need to look up the rakes. What was his name? Iko Uyais? Yeah, that movie has some of the. Both of them have some of the. Both of them have some of the I love. You said the Raid. The Raid, yeah, it's Indonesian, so you gotta read the subtitles. But uh, the guy who? Uh, the guy who was, um, I constantly watch fucking Chinese. You remember Expendables 4? The main villain, that's the guy from the Raid. But uh, guy from the raid, yes, but uh, I have never. I love hand-to-hand combat and I love martial arts. I have never seen a movie that does such good choreographed hand-to-hand combat like the raid does. They're fucking phenomenal and I love, like matt was saying earlier, how many times we pan off screen just because they don't want to spend the money to edit it. Yeah, but no, the raid is. They're just so, man, there's a scene where he's fighting 20 dudes with machetes in the hallway and shit, shit. It's great. And now they don't do that, no more. They didn't choreograph good fight scenes and the hand. It's all about the explosions and sex. Yeah, that's an action movie. Now, thanks Michael Bay, michael Bay's fault. You don't know if you can deny it or agree. This is coming from one of the biggest Bayformer fans. That's true, and I'll still. I do love the movies. No, some of them they're up and down Dress. For me they're like no, I'm talking about the designs themselves. Oh, I love the designs. I love his designs. I love the designs. Funny thing, the saddest shit though uptacks, I realized. As much as people hate the oh fuck, there's an honorable mention right there Transformers as much as people hate the Bay movies a lot of people do. They made money and the significantly better story, transformers 1, flopped, it, bombed. It didn't make money. I fucking hate that. It did. I always like the Jada movie, bombed, leave me alone. People didn't know why People had said for reasons. First off, transformers have a bad reputation because of Bay's universe A lot of people don't like it. Also, transformers sadly don't seem like they're cool to people anymore. Kids don't care about Transformers so the kids ain't going to go see it much. That was another theory someone had. Well, they're marketing wrong. I liked the movie. I thought it was a very good story. I just laughed that the Bay movies make so much money and the one with the significantly better story flops Like damn. A lot of people that went to go see that are the hardcore Transformer heads, which is kind of true. But yeah, it flopped bad. That's why I paid for the tickets. But yeah, the raid I pretty much said why the action is phenomenal and the choreography and the fights is great. So that's all I can yet point out to Raid. My number 8's a little anticlimactic because it was my number 1 movie for our last opt-in. Oh no, I kind of excluded war movies in a way, I think, but I was wondering if we'd hear it again. I mean, for my number 1 movie of a list that we've done realistic movies, I mean I can't not have it in my top ten really. My next one is a post-war movie. There you go, technically, story-wise. Anyone remember the Equilibrium? Oh, yeah, I think I do, where one side won and all of sudden, art books and everything. Look, you said art, literal art. Okay, you're like, not that one, not the killer, the demon. I have to get it. Oh, by the way, your favorite critical role member saved the campaign last night. By the way, your favorite critical role member saved the campaign last night. By the way, robbie just popped into my head. I was gonna say that's more me. I don't know who you're talking to would be Sam, but we do love Robbie. Is he literally a staple character? Now? He literally a staple character? Now? He's a staple for Campaign 3 characters. Is he planning on staying on? I mean, campaign 3 is going to end in the next month. I go through you for that. Yeah, I'm just saying if Campaign 3 ends in a month, he literally just had a Q&A on their app and he's not committed to a season campaign for it yet. But I, that's pretty interesting. I gotta go see Robbie every time he's at a con. He won't get mad at me. Don't make four years again. Equilibrium is one of those out of place sci-fi action films. You don't expect the story to be very good, but it is. Also, I keep forgetting, christian Bale is in there and you know, maybe people scouted him from that movie for Batman. Oh, I'm thinking of a dirt movie. Which movie? I was thinking of the Matt Damon movie where he was bald Elysium. Is that it Elysium? Yeah, well, there's Elysium. And then isn't he also in 12 Monkeys? It's not 12 Monkeys, though I think Elysium is the movie I was picturing in my brain, versus, when you said Christian Bale. It's like oh, equilibrium, is that other movie? It's kind of dressed up like fucking Keanu Reeves from the Matrix, doing spins and shit. This movie is very easily mistaken for that side. Seven, oh, I got older. We got a couple oldies, older ones now. How old for you? 1986. James Cameron's Aliens. There's tie number one. I was worried Matt might have Aliens. I said it. It's a hell of a lot hotter than you have it. It's classic. It's a hell of a lot hotter than you have it. It's classic. It is what I liked. This is not even that hot of a take. I love the first Alien, as classic as it is. But I like Aliens 2 better Because it's the Colonial Marines just blasting at fucking aliens, the whole thing. Great. That was not the motion for blasting, that's the motion for blasting something else. Well, I think he did this again, didn't he? Yes, he did. Why is that so natural for you? See, you don't even need a fluffer. You did. I was wondering if you were going to make that joke. The first one was Dean. Yes, this is the correct motion to do it. The problem is that your second hand didn't move. You only moved the first one. Yeah, I'm just. The other one was still sitting here. Who has got their natural masturbation head? He's got his Apparently. That's where his pinky goes. Oh, come on. Okay, back to, if you see, the alien queen. That was dope, but you get to lie. You were gonna continue to free an actual fucking guy. Oh God, you get to get away from her. You, great, it's over. Man Game over. We were over a long ass time. You get the Get away from her, you Lying. Great, it's over. Man Game over. We were over a long ass time. Well, yeah, it's aliens. Like I said, I was like that's gonna be a. That's gonna be a tie. I know it. Yeah, mine just held a lot higher. Here's the one, uh seven, yep. Welcome to Jurassic Park. Okay, okay, what? No, I'm sorry, the internet is ruined. Beef For the original Jurassic Park. No, I keep going back to fucking Wicked and Jurassic Park 2. It's like how the fuck did you bring father and daughter back? And I not know that was daughter, I wouldn't have thought it. No, she looks completely different. Yeah, I wonder why. I'm not talking about the green skin. I wasn't talking about that. That is one big pile of shit. Well, for one, she's bald. Yeah, that is one big pile of shit. I will always quote Jeff Goldblum when Jurassic Park comes up, always as long as I don't see you laying down on his couch with your shirt off. Oh my god, that is one big pile of shit. I also say that line whenever I'm watching a Jets game. That's also my Jets game line. Is that because you've seen Aaron Rodgers on the screen or what? He's not good, don't worry, he's old. He should have known. He also took way too many drugs down in Brazil or whatever the hell it was. That is not the same girl. No, no, they've been making the joke with a meme. Vanessa Lee Chester. Vanessa Lee Chester. Yeah, oh, okay, so your internet is wrong. They may be wrong, but they ruined it for me. I can't unsee it now. You know what? Just for fucking shits and giggles. They should bring them back. Oh my, you hear that, jeff, come back to Jurassic Park one more time. One more time. We're getting another movie. I know we are, and this one's gonna be more horror-based. Wait, I got a C7. Don't I Yep? Well, they're oldie, that's okay. Why did you ruined my Thought process by saying another oldie, but it's okay, it's all oldies. You said they're all oldies, not old. To me, that sucks. It's 2025, and you said you said it was it's 2025 About to be, and you said nothing. Was it's 20, and you said it's 2025 about to be and you said nothing. Was it's 20 years? Yeah, sadly, actually, no, one of them might not be. I have to re-look that one up when I say it, if somebody can do it, but this one definitely is older than there are some kids now. The Fifth Element Okay, okay, okay, it's a very nice action movie, isn't it? Okay, it's no Christmas movie, but Okay, okay, the Fifth Element, okay, oh, never mind. Bad reference, and he completely didn't even hear it. No, fifth Element got me thinking. Are you stuck on Lilo. He made a reference and even hear it, no, fifth Element got me thinking. I was like oh she, are you stuck on Mila? You made a reference and you missed it. Mila Jovovich is in Fifth Element. I knew you were distracting me with Mila Jovovich. That was the she might appear on. If you know me, you know she's on mine somewhere. You're a huge fan. What has she shown up in recently? She was in Monster Hunter recently. That movie is older than you think it is. That's getting older now. I know she was in the Hellboy remake Not that old I'm looking. She was in the Hellboy remake 2022, 2020, shit, no wonder I can't fucking remember she hasn't. She's been in the lost lands. She's got a few coming now. I've definitely talked about the fifth element before. She's got a few coming now. She's been living the mom life. It's like four kids. It's the right mix of lore. That's actually older 2019. She's been living the mom life. It's like four kids. It's the right mix of lore. That's actually older 2019. What? The Monster Hunter, the new Hellboy? Yeah, that is. Yeah, it is the Harbor. Hellboy is 2019 and Monster Hunter is 2020. Yep, oh, no, no, wrong, hellboy. I'm thinking of what is considered a fan-made the Crooked man one. Yeah, I didn't even watch it yet From what I heard, other than it looking bad, they nailed the story aspect of what Hellboy is supposed to be, but it just looks bad. Well, they give him the fucking money for the. It doesn't help the costume. That's kind of where a lot of you. It's just so hard for people to not see Ron bringing his Hellboy anymore. Well see, that's the thing when people nail parts that you just can't not see them as anything else. Like oh fuck, what is his name? He was the villain in the fucking movie for Fifth Element. He's in a lot of fucking shit. Gary Oldman, gary Oldman, sirius Black. You can think of him as certain characters, only him. Let's talk about Sirius Black. Sirius Black made me sad every time he mentioned it. I'm not going to talk about Sirius Black because we owe the fans a Harry Potter episode. Let's not get serious. No, no, that's a horrible fucking joke. I'm glad I even say that. Oh boy, she has done a lot. What Lately? You know that joke, yeah, no, she's got a few coming out now. She's got six in post and coming out that she's shot. The most recent one was Breathe and World of Tanks Holiday Ops was a short since Monster Hunter. Okay, that's it. Well, that movie almost got me into opera. How can you watch that blue alien singing that song and not be like, huh, maybe opera isn't boring. Oh, it's three kids. Mila Jovovich has three kids and she's 48. Oh God, mila Jovovich, you're getting 48? Damn it. She's getting old now. That's okay. She's chilling now. She got kids. Now Her birthday's soon. She'll be about to be 49. Oh boy, I gotta add that to my Spotify. Oh boy, I gotta add that to my Spotify. Oh boy, alright, we're on to number 6. Oh, I can't wait. There was a reason. I did because there was a reason. Hold on, hold on the opera scene. The song that the fucking alien lady sings, where she's got the twillet, kind of is it was sexy as hell too. These things where she's got the twillip, twillip, twillip, kind of is she was sexy as hell too. I hope it's not the blue. We have a thing for blue, we have a. This one, boy Kills World, is my 10. Tied with Kind of not tied, but Protege would probably be 11, but I just want to talk about Protege, my only legitimate, actual one, where I couldn't pick, so I just threw them both. It's old again 1987 and 1990. I couldn't pick between them because I hold both of them very dear. Get to the choppa. Predator 1 and 2. Also higher on my list Just Predator, probably Predator 1. I don't think you like 2 as much, but I adore it. I mean it's fine, I adore 2. Predator 1's better man, eddie Glover. Predator in LA just kills me. Concrete Jungle. There's too many lines in Predator 2, man as iconic as 1 is, that's my thing. You prefer Predator 1 over Predator 2. Predator 1 is that's my thing. You prefer Predator 1 over Predator 2. Predator 1 is the better movie. Predator 2 is just so funny. I prefer Predator 1 over 2. Predator 1 is a better movie, but Predator 2 just fucking kills me every time. Man, Danny Glover is great. Yeah, you know what I'm not going to say. He ruined Predator 2 for me. Oh, danny Glover, no you, I hype it up a lot, but there's a lot of people that like 2. 2 is fun. I can never watch the movie the same anymore. Thought I ruined 2. But now I'm looking at these things and I'm just laughing instead of actually enjoying it. Oh, predator 2? Yeah, I'm laughing because I enjoy it. I'm pretty tired of this shit. It's the fucking Jamaicans too. Oh, willie His name was Willie, and the recent whole political spectrum didn't help with that either because when it was on TV I sent him a video of them doing the fucking voodoo shit. I was like, hey look, it's the Haitians. It took him 10 minutes to send me a message back with laughing emojis. I was like, oh, because I know I sent him for a loop with that joke. I'm sorry when Danny Glover's chasing that fucker through the apartments and they run to the old lady's house and he's like, don't worry, I'm a cop, I don't think he gives a shit. Legendary, that's what I mean by fun. It's just so different. But yes, one is the better movie and that has its moments too, but they're great. Assistant franchise oh, one and two. Then you get Predators, or AVP, if you want to count it. Predators was actually really good too. The Predators sucked. That needs to go away. Then Prey was great, but Predators was actually really good too. The Predators sucked. That needs to go away and Prey was great. But Predator 2 became more relevant because Prey connected to it with the gun. There goes the gun. We're supposed to be getting two Predator projects next year too. Is that the last of my oldies? Possibly I'd be a little surprised. Yes, it is. Everything else is very pretty modern. I'm going to say this Lethal Weapon got pushed down on the honorable mention. What Lethal Weapon was on that? I found it. My number six is the Bourne Identity, the one that started it all. Why did I not have that? That was a really good one. It's a great franchise. Like I didn't even mind what was technically a soft reboot. Yeah With, is it Jeremy Renner? Yeah, I didn't say his name right, did I? No, you did I did no, I like those. Those were almost there. And this is going to be a weird critique to me. A weird critique and A weird critique, and I totally own that. It's a little weird. They were all the Bourne movies that I liked most. I liked them. They were always PG-13, so I never had that. A lot of my action movies are bloody to all hell, as a weird critique as that is. So it's like I don't vibe with them as much as other people. But to so it's like I don't vibe with him as much as other people. I like them, though. I said it's a weird critique. A lot of his big kills. Work with guns? Yeah, true, so you could get away with it. I could see that, so you didn't really need that. He was beating you to shit with inanimate objects. You got cuts and stuff, because with glass and everything, very true. Why'd that remind me of the scene in Draven where he's jumping through fucking glass and he just lands on it and starts running. No problem Run, I didn't care. When I was watching the movie I was like, oh, that's kind of cool, alright, let's keep going. Oh, my god, actually, my five and up. We're starting to get to my. I rewatch all of these a lot, but we're starting to get to my I rewatch once or twice a year. Motherfuckers, now I got one that I rewatch. Wait, you said yours, so it's on me, right. Six? Yes, matt said Bourne. Is that one where you just said franchise? Is Bourne just franchise? Because there's like six of them. How about this one for you guys? Demolition man I apparently have a lot of ones that are scary. History. You like your post-apocalyptic stuff? Yeah, apparently I do. I almost added a Ah shit, what the hell was it? Blade Runner, what? That's another post-apocalyptic game? I don't know if that's action. I think it's more sci-fi. It's sci-fi. I don't know if you could get action, I don't know. Well, the normal one, kind of leans, half and half Blade Runner, 20. Is it 2099? Yeah, yeah, five, five. Stop talking, you can't. Yeah, you can't. I was just letting you talk. It's an action movie Burgers Five. This is kind of franchise, but this is the one I. Stallone, not Stallone Snipes, snipes. How am I forgetting his name? Dude, he made that movie. Every line he said was iconic. Most of his lines are iconic. Only one blade there's. Actually, I can swear to God he made a reference in that movie. I'm spoiler alert. I didn't put an Expendables movie on here, even though I want to put two. It's in my honorable mentions. I do love the movies you already. No, I almost referenced it, never mind. Expendables 2 is pretty much my, would be my pick out of it, but it's not on my list. Well the mind. Expendables 2 is pretty much my, would be my pick out of it, but it's not on my list. Well, the problem with Expendables? There's that one that went PG-13 and it really turned a lot of people off. Was that the third one? I think so. Yeah, three, yeah, yeah, and then it was like it's not four, where they gave us the whole. They tried to be like here's Megan Fox. I'm like. I loved that scene. I did. I did Put yourself in Jason's shoes and I said you're Barney and you weren't in the fucking movie till the end. You saved me on a helicopter. Five. You probably didn't like the fact that I thought you were so stupid you couldn't be let in on the secret. Five is one that is a franchise. But I can pick my favorite and it's going to know it it's Mila Jovovich. This one Resident Evil Apocalypse is five. That is my favorite one out of all. Of Resident Evil, I rewatch that bitch probably two or three times a year. I love that Between two and three. Those that bitch probably two or three times a year. I love that Between two and three. Those are probably my two favorites out of the bunch. Apocalypse is also the one where you get the most game. It's the most game-like. Then they start just going to fuck anywhere they fucking want. Wait the Hordes. Which one Apocalypse is the second one? Oh, extinction is the third one. Extinction, afterlife, retribution, final Chapter. Oh, extinction is the third one. No, extinction, afterlife, retribution, final chapter. But five is the most game like. The only one I care for right now is raccoon city. Welcome to raccoon city. It's the newest one, that's the one that's most game like, but they took all games one, two and three and shoved them into one. Um, but no, it's Action's great. I love the Resident Evil franchise as a whole. It's most like the games. I like the city aspect of the zombies. Nemesis is in there, even though they made Nemesis kind of sympathetic, which is like Mike Epps, mike Epps man. When Nemesis is looking at him, no threat, he notices his guns, minor threat, like uh, I forget her name, though I gotta look up another name for Apocalypse. So what was her name? I actually love that casting and they just Jill's casting. What is her name? I like how you called that Sienna Gullery. Oh, it's not like I know, dean, sienna Gullery, that was fucking Jill. That was Jill. That Jill in Welcome to Raccoon City. I did not like that was Jill in a poem like Thank you, that was perfect and that not Welcome to Raccoon City. Fuck Leon up too. They made Leon a bumbling idiot. You're not wrong. What are you doing? Technically, megan made an idiot in both frames. Yeah, he was. He looked more like Leon the time he showed up in the. He might be the one that saves the president's daughter oh, the Resident Evil 4 reference out of jail. Ironically, I don't like the movie that popped into my head when he made that reference. Fuck you, disney. I'm sorry, I am more cultured than you. Give me credit for Baby Eagle, ashley Graham's name, from Leon. Baby Eagle, that's fresh because because I, just less than a year ago, I played the remake. I may not play the games like you do, but I do know the lore. That's fresh. But, no, I love Apocalypse. That's the one I. But again, the only one I don't really re-watch because they've all got good sequences in them. For fuck's sakes, I can't even watch. What is it? Village? No, not Village. Oh, which one? What's the one where you get basically a shotgun wedding? Oh, seven, seven. Yeah, the Bakers. Welcome to the family. Yes, yes, marguerite, I can't fucking throw in the bugs out her shit. Yeah, I can't watch anyone play that game. It's bug cunt. It's bug cunt, it's bug cunt. He's not lying. She threw his bugs out her bucket chip. Jj almost killed me. You kept doing it Me. I'm stupid. I'm just as stupid as you. So I'm gonna keep laughing. Take the fucking game seriously, oh my god, especially when he's taking this whole fight, the entire. He's got weapons available, right. He's still sitting there with his fucking knife trying to win, right, right, alright. What are we? Oh, five, okay, my five, it is five. That's gonna start. We're in massive pressure on us now. Dude, terminator 2. Ah, yes, good one. I knew it would be on someone so I left it off. But I like Terminator, get out. Get out now. Term, get out now. Terminator brings Terminator. It brings up a good debate. There's people that debate the first Terminator as kind of a horror action movie. Funny thing, it started out as horror Sort of aliens. Yeah, that action, for fuck's sake. It's on everyone's minds still. What happens if AI takes over the world? Fuck Skynet. We gotta kill Sarah Connor. Send that motherfucker back to town. You have half the people happy because like, oh, sex robots. And then you have the others, but we die from nukes. That's Megan Fox's new movie. What she's a sex robot? What you guys need to watch more trailers? I only look them up when I'm in the mood, but I that is the wrong word. God, I searched this quick as hell. Megan Fox sex robot. Megan Fox sex robot. Megafox new movie. How much cost? That's the running joke. She's got so much plastic surgery she can look like a robot. That was the running joke off the trailer. Now I have to watch subservient. I think so. Oh yeah, that's it. In a near sexpot, humanity developed look. Oh yeah, that's it. Oh yeah, in a near sexpot, humanity developed. Lookalike android. Yep, that's it, boy, that's it. I know what me and you are going to watch. Is it out? I didn't know if it was out September 13th 2024. Yeah, it's out. We're really out of date. Wow, alright, what is it on? I don't know. Hold on, megan fox, let me search the moon. Yeah, amazon, amazon, I don't know. You're probably gonna buy it. I want to see. No, I just see matt's wondering if it's yeah, no, it's, uh oh. Prime video, fandango, youtube. Yeah, yeah, you couldn't. Okay, we're good. Oh, I've seen the pictures. That's where she's got that borderline six-pack and shit. Yeah, I've seen pictures of it. I know exactly what she's talking about. Terminator 4. No 5. Does anybody remember Wanted? Yeah, I think so. Curving Bullet. I still love that movie. The fucking dynamite mice. Yeah, I think so. Curving Bullet. Uh-huh, I still love that movie. The fucking, uh, dynamite Mice. I'm kind of actually mad. There was no 2 to that. That was my first appearance Of Chris Pratt. That's Barry. I didn't watch Him getting smacked in the face with a keyboard Because he's his best friend. I didn't watch Parks and Rec like that, so that was my first appearance of Chris Pratt. I'm trying to remember where, but it was his office friend, the one who was fucking his wife, yep, regrettably by the end of the movie. Yep, that movie had such an interesting story and concept and I had no idea that it was based off of a comic. Was that pre-first class or post-first class? I'm trying to figure out if that's the first appearance of James McAvoy too. For me, I have McAvoy up right now. Actually, except funny things I was looking at, I have to look at the cover sometimes. Oh, yeah, I remember that one Wanted. Yeah, oh, I remember that one Wanted. Yeah, oh, I remember that one. Angelina Jolie. Yeah, it was Angelina Jolie. One was 08. Hey, look at that, that was before. First class is 11, 2011. Okay, so one of those before. So that may have been my first appearance for McAvoy. It was before. Oh, my god, I never. I should have looked at this. Wow, I never knew that James McAvoy was Mr Tubness in Chronicles of Narnia. That would be my first appearance. That's the first appearance. That's the first appearance. And Family Guy ruined. I'll never watch that again. Are you looking for a sock? How'd you know I was gonna. Hey, where's my sock? He goes in the. Hi, I'm Narnia. Welcome to Narnia. I'm Mr Tommy. Give me my sock, you goat After Runs away. Oh shit, you fall asleep to YouTube too much. Give me my sock, you goat bat. No, I see nothing but Family Guy clips. I've just seen a whole recent montage of Everybody gets one. Tell them, Peter, I didn't watch that movie enough, because that would probably be the earliest I would have seen him. There is a movie For McAvoy. Yeah, morgan Freeman was there too. Yeah, but I've seen him in so much. He was in the movie Wimbledon. Mcavoy was, but he's got to be such a Wimbledon. Yeah, it's Kirsten Dunst in Vision, paul Bettany. That would have been the first time I saw him, but I don't think so. Paul Bettany, I think the first appearance I've seen was in For him. It was probably Priest Priest. Yeah, do you remember Inked with where it was based off of the book that came to life with? He's on my fucking list. What Inked with came the what Brendan Fraser list. What Ink that came to? What Brendan Fraser Ink that came to life. Not ink that came to life. It's a book where whatever you wrote in there as a story, it came to life. Oh, no idea. I don't have an idea. I do not. I got a 2009 movie called Ink You're in your four, by the way, number four. Did I think about it? 2008. Inkheart there, that's a different movie, except for I did not actually have to invoke franchise rule much because I was able to pick one. This next one, my four, is kind of franchise. For fuck's sake, andy Serkis is in there. My four is kind of franchise. Actually is franchise, but I can easily pick the one and I'm curious if Jay's going to know. Number four is a Bond movie for me Skyfall. I didn't put James Bond on here. I couldn't pick between the James Sky. It's not even close. For me, it's Skyfall. I adore that movie. I worship that movie Because one of my favorite villains ever, raul Silva, jay's like he's thought of, as I'm not surprised, dean loves Skyfall for action movies. I didn't put any Bond. Did you consider Bond or you left Bond? I couldn't choose one Bond. That's why I said I can choose that one, because I adore Skyfall. I love at the end when they send his crew to the house and buy I don't even know which Bond movie started it all. For me, you go between having to pick between a lot of the original ones with Pierce Brosnan that I grew up on oh yeah, those yeah. And then you get Casino Royale, which I'm still a huge fan of, and then you'll still Skyfall. I know my favorite one that a lot of people hate, on Die Another Day. Yeah, that appears fun. Yeah, live and let die. Die another day. Which one's first? For me, die Another Day because I love a guy on the sun. Scottfall has a scene that a lot of people would probably hate. But and if you do it wrong, it sucks if you got no charisma. I love the scene where Bond's strapped to the chair and it's just the whole scene of Silva walking up to him and he's monologuing the whole time. He just let the camera sit on him walking up to Bond. I'm like that's a good monologue when you're actually listening the whole time to a dude. Just walk up to a motherfucker who played him, javier Bardum, and you can't even get to him in Dune. Yep, this is where I start dripping into the franchises. Rush Hour you skipped me. I did. Yeah, that was his four. Whoops. Well, we know what Jay's four is. We were talking about the movie, so much I guess Skyfall it doesn't matter, we can skip my four anyway, it's just. Predator Still can go to Rush Hour. I guess we did talk about Predator a bit. Yeah, yeah, I like Rush Hour. Rush Hour is classic, man, ain't nobody tell what the hell coming out your mouth. I'm taking the stairs. What Mushu? Oh my God, no, I like one Lee Lee, check her back. What With a damn Frenchman? I love it when she takes her wig off, damn wig, yep, love it. It's when she takes her wig off, damn wig, yep, love it. It's a me scene. What a damn friend, oh man, I was. I slept with a man. Yeah, great, chris Rock. Oh, tucker, that's Tucker. Chris Tucker, chris Tucker, tucker, and fucking, I haven't seen him in forever either. Dude, who Chris Rock? Who Tucker Tucker? No, he's been. They keep trying to get him. They keep trying to get him. Ice Cube's trying to get him to do one more Friday. He keeps saying no, no, it's the second movie with Kurt Tucker on your list? Yeah, it is. I had him in Fifth Element too. He was the same fucking loud ass guy in there too. Well, chris Tucker does best, yeah, being loud. Oh yeah, reading, at least in this one. It was like reading this is almost well. Actually there's a franchise, but this is almost my trinity of action movies. I'm curious. Matt will know this. This was one I was worried about a tie and right now it's not. I couldn't believe it. I'm curious if Matt will get it. Number three is a Kelly's Theron movie. I'm like what I adore that I have never seen a woman At least Theron movie. I'm like what I adore that I have never seen a woman get her ass beat. She dishes out as much as she takes, but she just gets fucking pounded in that fucking movie. Not like the joke. Don't even dare make the joke. I mean, I'm not making no jokes, I can't. I didn't even look at you Speaking of James McAvoy. Oh, he's in there. He's in Atomic Blonde. Hey, that was one I thought was up in your DVDs or Blu-rays. See, that's why I thought you might like it. But I'll re-watch all of my top 10. I'm starting to think about our list here Can we watch action movies based on the actor in them, because a lot of the ones we've had on our list has at least had one similar actor. But, um, vince McGaway has been a big one. There's Charmed Atomic Blind. Apparently, I have a couple of Chris Stuggers. There's a scene in there where they're in the apartment and she's fighting a bunch of dudes and Duke gets out of nowhere with a fucking dinner plate right in the fucking face and I'm just like Jesus. I've never seen a female character get blitzed like she is. She dishes it out. I've seen this type of woman beat since Chris Brown and Rihanna. Damn, it was some shit. Again, I rewatched that one probably twice or three times a year. I love Atomic Blonde. You made me thinkwatched that one like probably twice or three times a year. I love Atomic Blonde. You made me think of one that's like an honorable mention to me. Oh, matt will know, atomic Blonde. It's up in his fucking case. Atomic Blonde, lucy. Honorable mention that's Scarlett Johansson. Yeah, the way he was talking about the fight scene kind of made me think of when she starts fully. Yeah, but again, even she don't take this. No, fucking atomic blonde, jesus Christ, it's like damn. Hey, like Matt said, mcavoy again McAvoy popping up a lot. Do we have a favorite actor in this podcast? I don't know. Yes, okay, so you said that was my three. I think we're on a mass three. Tis the season die hard. Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker, I made the joke earlier and it went over your head. Yippee, yeah, you did. Yeah, that was in my auto-mentions. That's a pretty consistent series too, except for the one. There's one people hate. It ain't Christmas until I see Hans Gerber fall off Nakatomi Tower. It is in the camp. It's a Christmas movie until I see Hans Gruber fall off Nakatomi Tower. And I just recently learned that movie was Alan Rickman's first role. Why do I not believe that? I really don't want to believe that. And he makes you hate him so much. I didn't hate him, alan Rick. No, no, dude, I've had enough jobs to where my co-workers were so fucking stupid. I actually emphasized with them. He wasn't a co-worker, though In the movie. No, not him as a co-worker, it's just everybody that was working under him being stupid. Aw damn, no, here's the reference, even though we're teasing. Do you know my favorite Alan Rickman role? It's easy. Who can guess it? His name? Yeah, oh, come on, man, when you see his backstory I'm like, oh bro, thomas Potter was a dick. Yeah, there's a Harry problem with that one. Now They've started to announce the castings for the TV show that they're doing. He's black, which now just makes James racist. Who's black? Snape? Snape in the new Harry Potter HBO series. Why I don't Snape in the new Harry Potter HBO series? Why, if you look at the casting, don't look up Harry, ron and Hermione, then You're not going to like it at all. What universe is it taking? What the fuck their goal is to do a season per that is the goal taken. What the fuck their goal is to do? A season per book that is the goal. Oh, my god, I'm gonna hate that. It's a great idea, but their casting so far. I'm gonna be more mad. Here we go. What is it? Hbo or something? Warner Brothers, eric Potter TV series Damn, I'm trying to get the cast. Warner Brothers, hp, eric Potter TV series Damn, I'm trying to get the cast. Fuck. Just look up Snape casting, for I don't think a lot of the casting announcements have been made yet. No, not yet. What Google star? You probably could have just typed in hey, google, black Snape Okay, black Snape oh. Black Snake, okay, black Snake, oh, okay, whatever, you're. Number three Bad boys. Bad boys. I said that so nonchalantly, it's like I didn't even want to. The first one is from the damn near 90s, late 90s, early 2000s Okay, that works. The first one is from the damn near 90s, late 90s, early 2000s Okay, that works. The Reese one wasn't even that bad. No, it wasn't. They changed up the fucking action sequences, though they have revolving cameras where you actually got their point of view and shit. But it took place on a gator farm, which just made me laugh. What do you know about Reba? What, what the hell about a gator farm made you think Reba, because that was in the trailer. That was in the trailer. What do you know about Reba? I actually forgot about that. And the fair was the ending where they let the guy use the grill because they were scared of him at the end. Two my number two, I cannot believe has not been a tie and it is a franchise, but I, without a doubt, obnoxiously want to single out the first one. First one I'm curious. I'm curious. I got to remember the line. I got to remember the line. I have a particular set of skills. I will find you. I will find you, I will kill you. Haken, you fucked up the line. Damn it, give a shit. Did you say it backwards? No, he skipped two or three lines. I don't care, I don't care, I ain't watching the line. We at least knew what he was talking about. Yeah, I mean, I have a particular Wait. Do I get watching the movie? We at least knew what he was talking about. Yeah, I mean, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, did I get to give you a box of Lucky Charms then? Oh, not, ted. You fucked up the line though. So I just I have not. I used to be able to do it perfectly. I have not watched it in a while. I used to be able to do it. I have not watched it in a while. I used to be able to do it. I just had to remember. I should have just said I'll find you, I don't have money. He did talk I'll find you and I'll kill you. That I can't. I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. Looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have is a particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you. I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you. That's good luck. That that's good luck, good luck. That is the one I'm like. Well, it's high, but that is that first one. I single out the first one because the first one's up here. Then they fall the fuck off. Who is okay? I don't like three. I do not like three. I don't like three at all. Who's okay? It's serviceable three, but the first one, that whole. I don't like three. I do not like three. I don't like three at all. Who's okay? It's serviceable three, but the first one. That whole boat scene is perfection. Just bam, bam, bam. Stab Perfection. And again taken to when I watch quite a lot Normally good stuff, I don't. That's what I thought would be a tie somewhere. I'm like no one else has taken it. It's not. There's a lot of good movies out there. I said this list, this top ten, is great. My co-workers are going to be mad that one franchise hasn't been said. Probably, yeah, it might be my number one, it's not. I don't think it is. My number two is Aliens. My number two is Aliens, so feel free to skip. I don't know if he's going to like this. Wait, I gotta say one question. Did you expect to see Taken somewhere? It wasn't a surprise. Okay, I'm a little surprised. It's number two. I like Taken. You're like I'm not going to bash it. I like Taken. He doesn't like three. Here's a clue I'll give him. I don't like three. Three, the mummy. That was a. I couldn't get it. I couldn't get it the full action. That's why it's not on mine. I couldn't get it, the full action, I can't. What about the Mummy 2? I can't get it the full. I can't get them the full action. Yeah, the Mummy Horrible CGI scorpion. Yeah, the Mummy 1 and 2. There's there's two movies starring Brendan Fraser with mummies. There's two movies, one and the Mummy Returns. Two movies, only two. There's only two of those. He doesn't count the Dragon King. Get that away from me. Hey, come on, that was almost a fair handoff story. I can't do it. We haven't brought up Jet Li yet either. Until now. I came close, I came close. I almost had the forbidden kingdom. Dammit, that's some shit. I'll randomly just say and I'll have it in my head. Bad though, are you putting your fucking hand out while you're saying it? Or follow her on Instagram at ChikuPlacer. She is bad, she's still bad. She's older, she loves the horror cons. Yeah, I know I'd love to go. No, I gotta actually blab a little bit with Jay, because I love the Mummy. We just recently watched those. Was it 1 and 2, or just only 1 and 2? Because you won't watch 3? Nope, nope, no, I have it in a Blu-ray trilogy. I do, but I don't hate it. It's just, you had me get the pops. They're up there, they're visual and you at least agree with me. That you want three is not as good as the first two. Come on, it's a trilogy. What do you expect? It's just I will say that the story at least was a decent handoff story and they, like the kid, could have taken over. They recast Evie too. I didn't like that. That didn't help. She wanted to do it. I think she had a conflict issue. Her brother's, my motherfucker. I love him. I love that guy in anything. That's JJ. That is JJ, you know, it is Like I didn't even have an issue with him in Spartacus. No, what's John Hanna? Is it John Hanna? That's his name? I think that's his name in the movie. No, I think that's his actor name is John Hanna, I don't know. I think it's kind of sad. I like the guy, but I don't follow him that closely. I'll watch anything he's in, though. Yeah, john Hanna. And the other guy, the guy who plays Ardeth Bay too, ad Fahir, I can't say his name worth a shit God. The guy who plays fucking um, oh fuck, in Resident Evil. Yeah, he's in Resident Evil too. Oh, the guy who plays Ardeth Bay. Love that guy. Are we just casting our action movies by doing this? Now, we were to make an action movie. We can't help it that they have niches, that's true. No, the Mummy's one of them that I did my game with, or I name everyone. I was like well, there's JJ. We've got two Bruce Willis movies between the two of us. Jay, I referenced both before I even got to it, you and the mummy Jay. That was a disappointing thing to me. I didn't find you in there. You were like you're probably Rick Dean and you were like JJ. I was like, and you were like jj. I was like that's john, that's, that's fucking her brother. Yeah, find you in there. We had to change it up. Find you in there, wait, no, it made sense for you to be. Fuck, that's the sister thing. No, jay. Jay ruined the movie a little bit for me, though Not in a bad way, but in a kind of a good way because it's funny. He told me who Benny was, fuck you. He, who shall not be named, he's named after a pair of jeans. Run Benny. We can't watch anything because we make it our lives. You're worse for that. I know I'll actually sit there and be entertained by the movie, but I'll make a casual joke and then you'll do the rest of the movie that way. I'm just happy. Someone said it. I was like oh, jay will say it. I can't do it because I can't get it to full action, but Jay will say it. Number one, number one, number one Franchise. A story about a guy who's getting revenge for his puppy. What do you think? My number one is John Wick. I'm the only one who didn't do it. I had a feeling like Matt's one's going to be Wick. Did you know, matt? You're like Dean's one. Dean's one is Wick. Okay, I copped out. On my number one though. Oh my, any Bruce Lee movie. Yeah, you did Just say Enter the Dragon, it's the one everyone knows. It's the one everyone knows. Yeah, but I can't pick a fucking favorite. It's fair. I can't be mad at him for not being able to pick one. I'm the same way with James Bond. No, no, no, is Enter the Dragon the one with the yellow suit? That's the one where he fights Kareem Abdul-Jabbar? Yes, I think that was my favorite. Where he slowly climbed the tower, which is the one where he fights Chuck Norris, that's my favorite. That where he slowly climbed the tower, which is the one where he fights Chuck Norris, that's my favorite. That's Enter the Dragon. Yeah, yeah, but yeah, I copped out, I couldn't pick one. But Bruce Lee movies, just come on. You would think I would like Bruce Lee movies more, with my love for hand-to-hand combat. I'm odd, because I really like my martial arts movies, especially the older style ones where they're flying through the fucking air. Oh, that shit a little too cheesy for me. I'm not gonna lie, I actually like those. It's what got me into stories like Journey to the West and crap. But, as I say this a lot when I talk about I did a good four years of hand-to-hand combat, martial arts and shit. So I kind of like watching those movies, like one movie that's in my honorable mention that is more for me for combat, it's called Bloodsport. That is my. It was close, that was up there. That's MMA. That is my fighting. That one is my. I realized none of us pulled Warrior With Tom Hardy. Yeah, yeah, it was up there. That was very odd with my list. Okay, so what on your honorable mentions? Did we not say Rambo Rambo's in my honorable mentions? I had to throw that in there. I pulled that one out because I didn't see enough of them. I threw the gif in there right away. When we were talking action movies, I was like Rambo the Equalizer franchise In my art of mentions, very solid franchise. Older movie called Leon the Professional, young Natalie Portman what else do I got? I don't know what do you consist as definition for an action movie. I was going with guns and blood and a lot of fighting and shit. I had to go basic with it. Why is the Italian job popping in my head? That's not action. I wouldn't. That's racing. Racing is action. That's why I asked the question. That's bank robbery. It's more crime. Definitely not gone in 60 seconds then. No, sadly, you want to know something funny, because I said Fast and Furious in my honorable mentions I wasn't going to do it. I'm not doing it After Tokyo Drift. That's kind of what it became. No, the franchise that my co-workers are going to be happy to bring up was Indiana Jones. I'm actually kind of pissed on myself for that one. I wanted to, but I was like Raiders of the Lost Ark is pretty much an action movie. Okay, I was going to say, can you get that to action? Yeah, raiders of the Lost Ark would count. He's constantly fighting fucking Nazis. It's always the fucking Nazis. Yeah, this is John. You know, I am actually very tempted to buy the fucking game, but critics keep fucking pounding into my head it sucks, especially reviews. Ah, shut up. And the funny thing about Fast and Furious if I could pick one and this is probably no one's favorite toy, isn't it? But it just sticks in my head because I had so much fun watching it with Hobbs and Shaw. Loved Hobbs and Shaw. I had so much fun with Hobbs and Shaw, black Superman. How are they going to try and fucking expand the universe and not do anything with it. What do you mean? Are we talking about what they did with Hobbs and Shaw? They have that fucking background organization they did nothing with yeah, because nobody. They didn't get a Hobbs and Shaw 2 because of it. It's like oh nope, this is shit. Idris is great in that. Black Superman Great. Any other honors? Oh, more modern one? Modern one would. Well, I want to make sure it was who I think it was in that. How modern? No, it wasn't, but it's called Nobody. It's from 2021. That was a fun modern. Which everybody thought was a John Wick spin off. That was a fun modern one. Which everybody thought was a John Wick spinoff. That was a fun modern one I had a lot of fun with. Oh God, see, there was. Most of my honorable mentions are guilty pleasure movies. Well, my last honorable mention I got actually typed down as a guilty pleasure, but again, fun. Jake Gyllenhaal's Roadhouse I had. It was close, I just didn't want to say it because of the jokes. Jake Gyllenhaal's Roadhouse, you wanted a Jet Li reference. How about the hero? Oh yeah, so my guilty pleasure honorable mentions. So you talked about the backwards cams with Parker Henry. Oh yeah, the first person, I didn't even fucking watch that. It was technically such an innovative movie. They used all the tech that they used for that in new action films. But we will never get another movie like that because it was bombed to shit. Yeah, 300. Technically, yes, the spoof movie killed that for me right now. Yeah, because now every time I look at the abs, I think are those painted on? That's fair, bro. Are you talking about Meet the Spartans? Yes, bro, you just kissed me. That's how we do it in Sparta High fives for the women, open mouth, tongue kisses for them. Why is that such a used thing? Ew, I knew it was coming. That's why you said it. I did it on Bromley here, jay, I'll have a field day if I bring up this line. For fuck's sakes, you'll walk up to people Like that movie and cup them just to check the size. I swear to god, the Mask of Zorro. Fuck me for not saying that I loved both movies. Antonio Banderas as an action star Is not something I knew I liked until those movies, especially him as a villain when it came to Uncharted who. Antonio Banderas, oh yeah, good. Oh yeah, okay. I had to picture that for a second. He was okay. Yeah, I liked that. Yeah, uncharted and the definition of guilty pleasure and cheesy movie Starship Troopers oh, for fuck's sake. No, I was on the Antonio Banderas kick and recently my mom and niece had movies on Spy Kids. Yeah, those are technically fucking action movies. Oh, yes, who, what, when, where and why? Machete you want to know the last time I seen Machete, machete, machete, uncle Machete. You know the last time I seen Judy Cortez as an actor, didn't you know? They actually linked that to the movie Machete. You know the last time I seen Judy Cortez as an actor, he was getting eaten by cannibals in the Green Inferno. I was like, hey, that's Judy Cortez. Harmon's a fucking Hallmark movie star. Now, yes, he is. I've just seen her on today because my mom had the channel on. That's probably what your mom has on the Hallmark channel, the Hallmark channel's on up there. She gotta get up early to do cookies and stuff. Oh, yeah, that's right, cookies. I'm just gonna think of more. Like, did I have any? Like guilty pleasure movies we didn't bring up? No, no, no, no, no, no. We're not gonna talk about guilty pleasures when it comes to you. We didn't bring up a lot of Jackie Chan movies. One, yeah, police Story is probably his biggest one. Oh, no, oh, it's not an action movie, fuck, or is it? Which one? I think it's called Blue Streak, no idea, hold on, let me look. Oh, that's the definition of a guilty pleasure movie, right there, what? Zack Snyder, sucker Punch, you're like man. It's like it's limited with swords, right, shit. That's the whole movie. If it was animated, it'd be you. Hey, martin Lawrence, Blue Streak, where he's actually a fucking thief. He hides a diamond in a police station. Nope, great movie. I recommend it if anyone has it. I never spot up a Blade movie. Low Key and Blade are one of the most iconic openings ever. The first one where he's walking out in a nightclub. Dude, you can't get that song out of your head. That and the song that plays during Super Troopers for the car in the Autobahn. Oh yeah, old guilty pleasure. Horror slash action, fucking Dust Till Dawn, george Clooney. They don't categorize that as an action movie because it takes until the back third to even be an action movie. Yeah, that's fine. What do you mean with the hardcore action of it? Yeah, that's true. It doesn't feel like an action movie until the Black Third, that's true. Highlander, that's a classic, I gotta say, though that's almost a guilty pleasure now too, donest, and that's gonna know what's coming. But when you think of From Dusk Till Dawn, the first thing you think of is Salma Hayek in a bikini on a table dance. I mean I'll shout out, since the sequel's supposed to be coming next year, I think called Mortal Kombat. Oh yeah, oh yeah, that was killed by a Mr and Mrs Smith. Yes, that was killed by a freaking um. The first Mortal Kombat, which I still liked, it didn't kill it. For me, people didn't like fucking having an original character, as, like the main character, people hated that. I understand what was his name Cade, oh great, the main character. People hated that. Yeah, I understand what was his name Cade, oh Great, nope. Action movies for me, post-apocalyptic. Another one the Running man. The Running man, arnold Schwarzenegger. Yeah, that's a true lie, it's on one of the recommendations. I'm like, no, you didn't want to do it. No, it's a fun movie, but no, it is. Machete is actually yeah, machete, machete, little machete, machete. Anything else, oh, I forgot that was one thing on air for the Aaron Rodgers. That was one thing that made me mad about. Not mad, I don't. I like the casting. What made me mad was for Mortal Kombat 2 and I was so jealous, I'm so jealous that Carl Urban got to be Johnny Cage. That's like my dream, one of my dream roles. That's where my brain was Judge D, dredd, the new one, the latest one with Carl Urban, that came to mind and that is only special. I'm curious you have to redo it now with Jujay if you start a new job, because we went around the job and started who was a Mortal Kombat character at the job? And I asked Lo? I was like Lo, who am I? And Lo was like easy, dean, johnny Cage. I got Johnny Cage. I'm not a Mortal Kombat character, I'm a Tekken character. You're a Tekken character. Kuma Will not deny that, because I actually accept it, because he's a hopeless romantic and you know what, in the recent one he actually did hook up with Panda Panda. Oh, my God, I'm actually excited for Mortal Kombat 2. Oh yeah, shao Kahn is in it. That makes me excited. Doing the actual tournament, I had to cast up Sonya Blade, jax Raiden, liu Kang, okay, the usual. Oh yeah, there's Noob Saibot, noob, saibot, noob, saibot, dino, kung Lao. Oh, won't you cast Okay Four, get that hair a little like Jade Jade's in it. No guilty pleasures. On my couch it's Jade, damn. It Doesn't mean you need to do it on my couch. The pole man Next to your fluffer, he doesn't need help, I didn't get it. He cocks it like a shotgun. Oh my god, quan Chi, that's my lead at work. Quan Chi, he balls we call him Quan Chi and he got mad at him. Does he know who Quan Chi is? Yes, he knows who Quan Chi is. Does he know he can steal your soul then? Oh so Baraka. Oh, jj will be happy. Baraka, you gave JJ Baraka. No, jj likes Baraka from what I've yeah, he likes Baraka. You gave JJ Baraka. No, jj likes Baraka From what I've watched Mortal Kombat, yeah, he likes Baraka. He hates Baraka too. Yeah, oh my god, when is that supposed to be out? It's over next year. Okay, so to take us off. Our next one is a triple feature. Well, it might be. We gotta plan that, but we got three movies that we plan to do episodes for Sonic, mufasa. You wanna do one for Mufasa? You wanna talk about your dad for two hours? I could have him be a guest. That would actually be a kick. That'd be legendary. But he wouldn't. I'm not going to sit in one place for two hours. He'd be like we could do the actual podcast. You know what his first response was when I told him, when I was like what are you doing? Today? We got to do the podcast. You know what his first response was oh, ah, so much faith. Aw, it's because I'm the only one who actually pays for this shit. You have to advertise. If you ever wanted like 20 bucks to boost, I got it. I have asked. Well, next time I'll have to remember when I'm at ATL I'll give you 20 bucks to boost us, because that got us likes. It brought us all the way to the Philippines. Speaking of, I was on my immediate. Oh, I shouldn't. I was on my immediate. Just to end on a funny note Wait, seriously, oh, I didn't need your money. Here's $20. To get to the film, I don't even need a passport. That's where our first ever live show would be. It'd be legendary. Can we get Manny Pacquiao? No, that would be great. I almost died a couple nights ago. Who's your favorite actor? What that just makes me die more? Great, I almost died a couple nights ago. Who's your favorite actor? What that just makes me die more? Because I was on one of my fucking like aminos or some shit. A couple nights ago, and I was yapping with this fucking person and I was like Person I don't fucking know, said she was female, but you never know. Said she's from America, but she's Filipino and she was born in the Philippines, had me dead. You listen to shit. You listen to Nightfall Vale. I swear to God, you asked her, didn't you? No, I didn't. You one of our fans, you one of our fans? Oh, missed fucking opportunity there. No, no, no, I know exactly what he did. Oh, you're from the Philteens. Did you see a dick this big? I did not. The fact I said that I'm out, he's out, he's out, alright. Next show he's on it TBD, tbd, but not as TBD, as Blade, that's in the Sony abyss, the fucking Sony abyss, mcu abyss. Peace out folks, peace out folks.
