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From Gladiators to Gridirons: Movies, Music, and More Fun
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This episode kicks off with an unexpected twist as we dissect the bold soundtrack choices of "Gladiator 2" and compare its narrative prowess against the original masterpiece. We have a good chuckle at the historical liberties taken in the film, while also pondering the enigma that is Denzel Washington’s character. Our reflections wander through the labyrinth of Ridley Scott’s creations, with a pitstop at the humorously inaccurate yet entertaining portrayals in series like "Spartacus."
From the silver screen to the wrestling ring, our conversation is a whirlwind of pop culture banter. We swap stories, ponder casting choices with a humorous lens, and engage in speculative discussions on upcoming films like "The Last of Us" Season 2. We even imagine historical figures and settings in unexpected modern contexts, like Russell Crowe as Santa Claus, all while maintaining a mix of nostalgia and critical analysis. This episode is a playful tapestry of cinematic reflections, from war epics to sports narratives and everything in between.
Ending on a high note, we travel through our favorite historical films, argue over the merits of gritty realism, and share a laugh over the peculiarities of PETA and CGI animals. Along the way, there's a touch of football banter, with a nod to our beloved Green Bay Packers. We round it all out with a hearty discussion of Mel Gibson’s cinematic contributions, expressing our love for iconic quotes and unforgettable film moments that bridge generational gaps. Join us for a rollercoaster of laughs, insights, and the joy of storytelling in historical cinema.
Hello, all welcome to the Nightfallsville podcast Gladiator 2 review. Let's all hum the song Na na, na, na na, okay.
Speaker 2:Were you not entertained, were you not?
Speaker 1:entertained there we go.
Speaker 3:That was very entertained.
Speaker 1:Very good, very good movie. Anyone who tells you it sucks it may not be the first one, but go see it. It's fun, it's a good movie.
Speaker 3:To all those out there that says it was slow, it was too long. What the fuck movie were you at?
Speaker 1:I thought it was paced, okay To me. If it's not paced, well I'm doing this shit, not caring what's going on. I was engaged the whole time.
Speaker 3:So I'm going to talk. Let me tell you this it wasn't Hunger Games, it wasn't Well. No, tell you this it wasn't hunger games, it wasn't well. No, I only fell asleep at amazing spider-man too, because of my head injury yeah that fucking sucked.
Speaker 1:You weren't there, you were in your own you were in your own imaginary world for that movie I am sorry it was a good movie.
Speaker 3:I legitimately only fall asleep for hunger games, sometimes lord of the rings, I can't help it. And and spoiler alert, did one not?
Speaker 1:even a gripe, just an observation Did Lucius have the aura that Russell Crowe Maximus did? No, of course not, but he did okay Of course not.
Speaker 3:He didn't even build up to it.
Speaker 2:No, that was going to be my biggest gripe.
Speaker 3:It's like he earned the trust of the gladiators really quickly. We trust him, Like he earned the trust of the gladiators really quickly.
Speaker 2:We trust him, but you didn't earn it, but the movie theater, movie watchers, shouldn't have had his trust. It's like, why are they following this?
Speaker 1:guy Like what?
Speaker 2:the fuck We'll see. I can tell you an injured Maximus beating the emperor healthy and our Lucius couldn't beat Denzel.
Speaker 3:An old-ass Denzel. Yeah, he used to be a slave, and only his father's armor saved him. Sorry, spoilers.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, I was trying to figure out Denzel's character angle because I was a little murky. At the end I was like are you trying to help Rome? I know you're trying to destroy it. Are you on Lucius' side or not? I was a little murky there. I didn't really understand, because I know he killed him. At the end I thought I was like, okay, are you dying for the good of Rome? So Lucius is yada, yada or what. I was a little confused by.
Speaker 2:He's the biggest character discrepancy based on actual history.
Speaker 1:Okay, because I'm like I'm trying to get your angle here. I'm like, okay, a minor gripe.
Speaker 3:I was like okay whatever, this movie kind of threw me for a loop when it came to the history.
Speaker 1:All that gay shit happened in Rome. A lot of it, that's not what I was talking about. I just watched Barclays. That's a dope. I love that fucking show, man.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was very pissed that they killed the king off and he didn't get to go back into a coliseum. Yeah, killed him off, his friend, because he was very much one of the big ones for seasons one, two and three of Spartacus. I was very disappointed.
Speaker 1:One of the funniest things about Spartacus was fucking John Hanna. Dude from the fucking Mummy in that bitch. That was like their fucking. You know how many times I watch.
Speaker 3:He's a favorite actor of mine, no matter what he did.
Speaker 1:You know how many times I watch Spartacus. I always die when it cuts to a man-woman orgy. Almost once an episode like here we go again. No, and I wasn't dreaming. I was there like you think I?
Speaker 3:was Are you with man or woman? No, you legit got the Roman question Are you with man or woman?
Speaker 1:I made the joke during them. I'm like God, I'd fit in Roman times.
Speaker 3:I'd fit in. You just want them to pull on your beard.
Speaker 1:I'll pull on my beard. There weren't many beards in LA. It's like these weak ass beard game. Where's a lot of good beards? What the fuck?
Speaker 3:I don't know what were your historical discrepancies?
Speaker 1:I only oh, matt, let Matt say something. I had one big one which was go ahead. I I almost cringed when. I almost cringed when they were talking about the Battle of Salamis. I'm like Trojans, spartans what the fuck dude Fucking Troy was. Troy is mythical. Some people say it was real, some say not. But I'm like Troy was in Turkey. No Spartans, no, that bugged me a little bit, because I'm like Tro was in Turkey. No Spartans, no, that bugged me a little bit because I'm like Trojans. The fuck. Matt knew what I was. He knew I was like that's not the Trojans, but it's okay, the Persians and the Spartans.
Speaker 2:So to be fair, Ridley Scott has messed with history before. In the first one it wasn't as bad as this one. We knew he was going off the rails with this one, yeah well, in the first one it kind of played out correctly With Commodus taking over for Marcus Aurelius and whatever. Now, in the actual mythology or history, commodus didn't kill his dad.
Speaker 2:Yeah that we know of. Well, it says dies of natural causes for Marcus Aurelius, which is how it kind of. Well, technically, he was just strangled, so you can. He was already dying, yeah, but Commodus was strangled to death in a conspiracy involving Praeoritan prefects, not killed in a gladiatorial arena.
Speaker 3:I don't know why that word always gets to me when I hear it Praetorian, yeah, praetorian.
Speaker 2:So here's the thing. It's that the movie took place 16 years after the death of Marcus Aurelius. Which would be Wait a minute Marcus Aurelius Plot hole number one. Marcus Aurelius died in 1800.
Speaker 3:How the fuck. No wonder they did that little math thing he was 12?
Speaker 2:Yeah, so he would have died in 180 AD. Commodus died in 192 AD. Was Lucius born? Luke just doesn't, as far as I know, doesn't actually exist, was he?
Speaker 3:born at the death of Marcus.
Speaker 1:Supposedly.
Speaker 2:But the timeline's loosey-goosey there.
Speaker 3:Because by the time we get the gladiatorial arena with Maximus in it, he's 12. So 16 years later would have been four years after he went off as a kid.
Speaker 2:So communist died in 192. Uh, greta and carkelia took power in 20 to 11. Took power in 2211. So 18 years after Commodus' death. So add 18 years on top of so they're trying to send it. So they're playing loosey-goosey with the timeline. To be fair, and technically, another omission was when Greta died.
Speaker 3:Uh-huh, technically, carcalia served six years after as the only Okay guys see, the movie could have been so much longer yeah, At least an hour, but Kerkalia did kill Greta. At the behest of somebody, or is it just?
Speaker 2:Murdered on order of his brother and Kerkalia was killed in an instigation by Macrinus. So that played true, denzel. So that followed the actual timeline. The timeline was off.
Speaker 3:I can't hear his name without hearing Macrina.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and then Macrinus was actually emperor for a year Before he was killed, versus an hour.
Speaker 1:They totally could have played that out in the movie I'm trying to figure out if it's going, because I just seen it Gladiator 3 is going to happen. It's in early stages of development and it shouldn't. Yes, they're making a third one.
Speaker 2:And Lucius was never emperor.
Speaker 1:Well, I'm wondering they're going to. They're in like the if. What they're saying? Wanting Marcus Aurelius' true Roman shit. Okay, so are you trying to get to like the prime of Rome? Here You're not getting to. You mean Rome here You're not getting to. You mean Augustus. You're not getting to. You're not getting the fucking fall because you start doing the fall of Rome and you gotta split them bitches into two empires and shit.
Speaker 3:Oh no, you're gonna love the shit out of that then, because then you're gonna have Christianity everywhere.
Speaker 2:Augustus was 27 BC and we're in 190-something AD.
Speaker 1:They're getting close to the fall of Rome. They should put the Visigoths in there and that shit over. Don't get, no get off of his. Here I go.
Speaker 2:What's the whole point of this one? Technically not. The Visigoths are the one who sacked Rome. No, I'm saying I don't think we're close to the fall of Rome, yet Okay. No Visigoths, because we're in 100, like I said, we're in like 190 something AD and technically the last emperors were in 476.
Speaker 1:Because the Western Roman Empire fell At that one. Western Rome was two empires at that time when the Visigoths sackedacked. That was.
Speaker 2:Western Rome. Yeah, well, I'm saying the dominant era, the last Eastern empires, is after that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because if they do East, then they got the Byzantines and that's my sect of Christians and shit. So I'm hyped for that shit, constantine.
Speaker 3:I did actually appreciate them mentioning Britannia.
Speaker 2:Emperor Constantine. I mean, you just got the old words in there because you knew they existed back then. It doesn't really matter, emperor.
Speaker 3:Constantine. So, yeah, that's one thing that I am missing out on is, you know, we don't have enough historical movies during that period, the Byzantium, roman-led Britannia, and if there, are movies, I don't know them.
Speaker 1:The capital of the Eastern Empire was Constantinople, now modern-day Istanbul, because the Turks took that over. Fuck you. That's who sacked Constantinople.
Speaker 3:No, no, no. I just wanted to do the dance in my head.
Speaker 2:And another accurate thing was dance in my head. And another accurate thing was Macrinus was the first emperor that wasn't part of the Senate, so that kind of was true in what he did.
Speaker 3:He never did get a part of the Senate?
Speaker 2:Nope, he just was immediately consul, yeah, so technically the loose stuff was fine.
Speaker 3:Is there a mention of a monkey in there? No. Oh god, that was messed up.
Speaker 2:I kept hearing dingus.
Speaker 3:I wasn't alone. Alright, that's good to know. You're calling the monkey dingus.
Speaker 2:You didn't come poop To downgrade the movie a little bit outside of that because Okay, because I was going to have a couple more phrases.
Speaker 1:Okay, what are we on now?
Speaker 2:Well, I don't think there's a quotable line out of this movie versus the two or three out of the movie Strength and Honor rehashed.
Speaker 1:They reused all the best lines. Oh, another one, Another thing kind of. This movie is almost a copy-paste of the first one. It is almost copy-paste.
Speaker 3:We knew it.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Copy-paste I will say he did deliver his speech damn near as well as Russell did. Which speech the end?
Speaker 2:one. We are soldiers. Yeah, the end one was good. The intro one was not. Yeah, really Like I wasn't that inspired with him on the wall with the barbarians Versus Russell delivered his very well and I would have charged into battle for it Before the snow fight.
Speaker 1:Yeah the intro one it's like I am Maximus generals of the Army of the North, loyal to the true general, the true emperor of Rome, Marcus Aurelius, and that's one of six or seven quotes you can make from this one.
Speaker 2:I don't know if I remember a single line of dialogue from this movie.
Speaker 1:Oh, geta had me dying. I'm like I'm sitting there watching this man. I'm like are you trying your best to be Joaquin Phoenix, in a way? I got very, joaquin vibes.
Speaker 3:Dean, I know damn well the lines that you memorized in the movie. They were all Denzel's.
Speaker 1:Oh, all the fucking. I read that they cut a scene of him kissing dude. Yeah, they did so. I was waiting for you Cut it I wouldn't have even bitched.
Speaker 3:That's accurate. Ridley didn't want to admit it. He said no, would have even bitched, that's accurate. Ridley didn't want to admit it. He said no, we didn't cut it out the movie. Well, they were already kissing each other. I'm pretty sure it would be a total Denzel thing to grab him by the face and kiss him on the mouth.
Speaker 1:That shit was normal in Rome. That shit was normal in Greece. That's why I'll never get mad about them putting that in the movies. That shit was normal.
Speaker 2:The most memorable were from the trailers Because I got to see them so often they didn't play Kanye in the movie.
Speaker 1:Kanye was in one of the first trailers. They played no Church in the Wild with Jay-Z. It was fucking funny.
Speaker 2:That was why it was getting shit. It's like why are you putting rap music in the intro Of a gladiator movie?
Speaker 3:Didn't they put modern music in the first gladiator? No, I went and watched the original trailer no that was awesome.
Speaker 2:It's all Clash's bangs and Arbor Higgins' metal and the symphony.
Speaker 1:Oh, I'm gladiator.
Speaker 2:But now, no, now you got Kanye yeah now you get. Kanye, synonymous with symphony, and. Hey you do rock the right way you can get that stuff. If you're a listener, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3:Wouldn't that be some shit. Kanye listens to us.
Speaker 2:Oh wow, I guess we gotta start talking about Flat Earther then.
Speaker 3:Oh, I wanted to. Is he really a Flat Earther? That's what I thought. I remember I wanted.
Speaker 1:Didn't Kyrie hear me? I wanted, oh God, kyrie, really a flat earther. That's what I thought I remember I wanted to praise the cinematography and the scene. It was a beautiful movie. It was shot good.
Speaker 2:I actually have an offense to that.
Speaker 3:I liked the scenes. I called out one scene to him and he had to make the fucking joke. You know when they're scraping the horn of the rhino. I said, hey, you know what they're doing with that.
Speaker 2:He's like like yeah, I don't need it I thought parts of the movie looked too clean really I could see it for a 180 movie.
Speaker 3:I thought things looked too clean even the peasants clothes were kind of yeah, oh, but the fight choreographed was great.
Speaker 1:I love their fights, aside from when we were in the arena people's faces were even kind of.
Speaker 2:No, they didn't take the consideration of detail as much as they did with the originals.
Speaker 3:Yeah, because I remember Maximus's. What was that?
Speaker 2:the lieutenant that rushed up to him and talked to him Cicero, which is why they quoted which is funny that they quoted it for the playwright in the movie. For this one they said his name. Yeah, they did.
Speaker 1:Oh, I just remembered one gripe, pretty big gripe. I was waiting for it. I was waiting for it but I never got it. I thought it was the guy at the beginning, but I was pissed because I just had to look and clarify Was it the chief? Where was Juba? I was pissed. They didn't bring back any of the characters when they were chief. I wanted Juba back. Man that was Maximus' black friend that buried his statues, his little figures, in the sand. Not yet. I'm so pissed. I love Juba.
Speaker 3:I almost thought that was going to be him as the chieftain. I love it. It better not be him.
Speaker 1:You don't kill Juba like that, no fucking way. He just took it, though. Okay, I'm going to be honest with you. Though he let the baboon bite him, there's a reason. It's Maximus and his black bestie. So you understand, mike. You're like God damn it. Dean, yeah, we know you. I was like that's Lowe. Where's Lowe, god? Damn it, you leave him alone. He probably has a free life now chilling. You want him to come back and die. You're dead, Shit You're always killing Lola.
Speaker 3:He don't deserve that.
Speaker 1:Well, he wasn't even in the movie, so I was like you were.
Speaker 3:Juba. No, he was in the movie somewhere. I know you related to somebody and you was like alright, he's dead. Not really, not really.
Speaker 1:I like Maximus In this whole movie.
Speaker 3:You didn't actually relate to anyone, not much, I'm not gonna.
Speaker 2:Lucius was basically copy-paste of Maximus, but dollar store team over team over Dollar store Maximus, basically.
Speaker 3:Not that he did bad, but you can't follow up. He even tried to match the voice.
Speaker 1:You can't follow up Russell Crowe man, even though, oh, my dad looked up a.
Speaker 2:I was going to look up. I don't know what Russell Crowe, one of his earliest roles were. That was the other thing I was gonna look my dad looked up uh, russell crowe.
Speaker 1:Now my dad's like what happened to russell crowe? He's fat. Now like, yep, yeah, he got old, he's 60, he's 60, man, let him be. Let him, let him be fat and happy.
Speaker 3:Yeah, dude why do you think Santa's so jolly? You don't give a fuck. Give me my cookies give me my cookies.
Speaker 1:Give me my goddamn cookies. Be sure to leave a side of milk out a side of milk.
Speaker 2:I wouldn't want him to be Santa Claus. Russell Crowe no.
Speaker 3:I could have swore we already had a movie where he was.
Speaker 2:I don't think so. I still have problems with him as Zeus. Well, that wasn't that bad. I still have problems with him. That was not that bad. He's got seven movies upcoming. I didn't know about Last Druid Including Kramer.
Speaker 3:Get off of fantasy.
Speaker 1:I know I should. I just want to see if you're going to win.
Speaker 2:You care more about him winning than he does.
Speaker 1:I want.
Speaker 2:Jay to get wins. He's in last place for a reason. I gave no shits this year.
Speaker 3:I gave no shits this year.
Speaker 1:God, I'm trying to think of some more, for I like Pedro in the movie I did. I like Pedro he movie I did. I like Pedro. He didn't need to get five million arrows, but that was shit.
Speaker 3:How did every single one of them miss Lucius? I don't think they were aiming for him?
Speaker 2:Yeah, gladiator basically was his breakout role, wasn't it? Russell Crowe yeah, russell, I don't recognize any of the movies beforehand. Name them off. Want movies? Yeah, fine, because he's got episodes Living with the Law. That's a TV series, right? Blood Oath Sounds familiar. Looks like the Crossing Also sounds familiar. Proof, the Efficiency Expert, police, rescue, romper, stomper Hammers Over the Anvil. Love in Limbo, the Silver Brumby.
Speaker 3:Sadly, every single one of them, I believe, I have seen, because they're like movies that they put on TV For the Moment, the Some of Us the Quick and the Dead.
Speaker 2:That sounds familiar. No Way Back, virtuosity, rough Magic, la Confidential.
Speaker 3:LA Confidential.
Speaker 2:Breaking Up Heaven's Burning Mystery Alaska and the Insider. What are the Insider? Oh, the Insider. Hmm, that had Al Pacino in it.
Speaker 2:So that would explain why that one, but that was literally 1999, and Gladiator's two times. That's awesome. Then you got A Beautiful Mind Mastering Commander Probably oh, it's new shit. Then you got him in every role. I know him for Gladiator, A Beautiful Mind Master and Commander, Cinderella, man 310 to Yuma, American Gangster, Body of Lies, Robin Hood that's when you get to. Those are the movies I know him for, Wasn't that Ridley Scott?
Speaker 1:Robin Hood yeah, was it. It might have been. I'm curious. Now, for some reason I'm Yep, not a bad movie, but again Half the movies I just said were Ridley Scott.
Speaker 2:Russell Crowe Tell me I'm wrong Was 310 to Unimo.
Speaker 3:Ridley Scott, I can't tell you I don't know, I can't tell you, nope. James Van Gold.
Speaker 1:I love that movie. It has a great remake talking about cowboys. That's another set of movies we could use some more. Of Westerns are fucking American.
Speaker 2:Gangster Wrigley Scott Yep.
Speaker 3:Speaking of that, I never watched Horizon, anybody else.
Speaker 2:Huh, horizon? Yeah, no, I didn't watch it, it was too long. There's four of them. There's supposed to be four of them.
Speaker 3:We only have one so far.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they cancelled the second one because nobody went to go see the first one. What the fuck, nobody wanted a three hour cowboy movie.
Speaker 1:That's because we don't have John Wayne anymore. John Wayne, my motherfucking.
Speaker 3:I give him credit for trying.
Speaker 1:My motherfucking John.
Speaker 2:Wayne, I'm not mad at him for trying, but I didn't. It came out during other movies too. Let me double check.
Speaker 1:Speaking to the audience. I know Westerns because all of your grandparents watch Westerns. My grandparents worshipped Westerns, Westerns, Westerns. I don't know my grandpa. Go in that living room. John Wayne was on World War II movies and Westerns.
Speaker 3:And. World War.
Speaker 1:II movies.
Speaker 3:My dad was in World War II movies. My grandmother was the Westerns, I bet you.
Speaker 1:How's your grandma?
Speaker 2:Or really, how's your grandma?
Speaker 1:I'm going to ask her about John Wayne. What do?
Speaker 3:you know about John Wayne. She's the one who loves period pieces. She's the reason I love Sherlock Holmes and stuff like that, because of mysteries. And Inspector Pearl you ever heard of him. Yeah. Homes and stuff like that because of mysteries. And Inspector Perot you ever heard of him? The fucking mustache yeah, you're talking about fucking the same guy that was on the three movies like the Death on an Island, yeah.
Speaker 2:Kenneth Branagh. I like those movies. It came out at the same time as Bike Riders, a Quiet Place Day Zero Maxine and Despicable Me. Oh man, oh fuck.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it wasn't winning over Despicable Me.
Speaker 2:No. And then Twisters and Deadpool. Wolverine came two weeks after it. It wasn't gonna survive what. I'm sorry, horizon, you put that movie in a clusterfuck.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I was wondering why it was on HBO Max and Chapter 2 was supposed to come out two months after it, ouch, and it didn't even touch anything.
Speaker 2:That one would have gotten hurt too, because it had Alien, romulus Crow and Beetlejuice, beetlejuice. Oh God, none of those movies were going to make money. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:The last really good Western to me Django Unchained.
Speaker 2:Yes, I didn't mind the new Magnificent Seven reboot.
Speaker 1:It was all right, I didn't mind that. I didn't mind that. What was the?
Speaker 3:last cowboy movie.
Speaker 2:I watched the last cowboy movie I watched featured Mr Wisconsin and fuck Goblin William Dafoe. William Dafoe and Christopher Waltz Dead for a dollar, I think, or something along those lines.
Speaker 3:Nope, I can't count that.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, hateful Eight. I like Hateful Eight, that's Tarantino, that's relatively recent. Yeah, that's recent. Westerns are kind of dying there ain't. Westerns are few and far between they were Cowboys versus Aliens.
Speaker 3:I still can't believe that's a comic book.
Speaker 2:I believe it is a comic book over a movie.
Speaker 3:It wasn't a bad movie. Okay, it wasn't horrible. It was a weird movie. If you didn't know anything going into it, you were definitely like, well, what the fuck is going on?
Speaker 2:I didn't know going into that movie and it's like this movie's fine. I'm how old when I'm watching? How old am I when that movie comes out? Cowboys and Aliens 2011. Jesus Christ, I was 19. 19.
Speaker 1:Dude, should I, nope, nope, no, I shouldn't, no, I can't Low key. I was 21.
Speaker 2:What, yeah, you were two more years older than't. No, I can't Low key I was 21.
Speaker 1:What, yeah, you were 20 years older than me. Oh God, westerns are a dying form of cinema. They're dying. What would you call a gladiator? Historical epic? Yeah, historic, it's not a western.
Speaker 3:Oh, you think that's a western, no, no, no, I was asking because I want more like it. Historical. You imagine if I don't want dramas, or I mean this is a drama but not. You imagine if John Wayne played Maximus Good lord?
Speaker 1:You hear the spurs coming out of that movie. I'm the sheriff in town now, Romans.
Speaker 2:Why is that counted as a western? What I'll get to it in a minute.
Speaker 1:I'm the sheriff, son of a bitch. No, we don't. No, no, god damn it. Westerns no, grandpa's up there smiling like, yeah, you talk about westerns, it's counting prey as a western. It's during Indian times. You can get it there. You can get it there.
Speaker 3:You can get it there. It's during Indian times.
Speaker 1:Oh God, and there's white men in there.
Speaker 2:Though the one that really got me to laugh was fucking Call of the Wild. This is what Westerns are now With Harrison Ford. As a Western, I mean to be fair. It's not wrong, it takes place in the West Low key.
Speaker 1:if you put John Wayne in Prey, that movie probably lasts 10 minutes because John Wayne probably would have low diffed. Why am I hyping John Wayne now Speaking?
Speaker 2:of which they did just announce that for Predator Badlands, the Predator will be the main character, Ooh.
Speaker 3:That's new for them.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's something they haven't done before.
Speaker 3:Ah, sort of, they're kind of taking a concept they wanted to do, yeah they just never had anybody actually try to do it Very true, very true.
Speaker 1:But yeah, if I had to pick a movie, genre, that just kind of.
Speaker 3:They've had the idea ever since Predator 2.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's my motherfucker. I love that movie. God that I hate people. Predator 2 sucked. It was the worst Predator. No, the worst Predator movie is that Shane Black one Predators. That movie sucked ass. And second, predator 2 is fucking so much fun. You go to hell. Does that come out as a Western?
Speaker 2:What so much fun. You go to hell. Does that count as a western? What now? A country?
Speaker 1:for old men. Eh, you can, I like that. My motherfucker's in there, javi there, my motherfucker's in there. Isn't there a fucking song that goes with?
Speaker 2:that Fuck this list. Number two Logan, I'm out, I'm out. No, it's not.
Speaker 1:Just because you take place in the western part of the country and there's desert, that's a western Bro. No.
Speaker 2:No, just don't do that over you and we're fine Huh.
Speaker 3:You did this motion oh.
Speaker 1:I was, I guess I'd actually I'd rather have you do the Trump dance. Okay yeah, western the one. All bad Westerns are getting what they have to lump in the Western. We could shoot a Western. We go to fucking Arizona and ride horses on it. We shoot a Western. Do you know how to ride a horse? Jiggy J's eyes lit.
Speaker 3:He's like I'm trying not to make a joke. Try not to make a joke. Do'm trying not to make a joke. Do you think he really wants to ride a horse when he feels like a horse himself?
Speaker 2:I don't know, as long as I'm not the one riding him. You walked right into that. You didn't expect that, jj, it's only his toe.
Speaker 3:JJ is the only one small enough to ride him.
Speaker 1:He or you would break him. Man, jj looked like a goddamn cowboy. If I cast him, I think he'd be a cowboy. I'm like JJ if they ever make another movie about Josie Wales, I'm going to cast you.
Speaker 2:Just the American version of Daniel Craig.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but knowing you, you'd put JJ behind the bar and he'd be the one that's always spitting into the can. Oh, we know, jj would be in the stockade.
Speaker 1:I just imagine him getting Running pisses on the sheriff. I just imagine him getting drug around by a horse.
Speaker 2:Come on, you tell me you never want to throw a tomato at JJ. Drug around by a horse. Come on, you're telling me you never want to throw a tomato at JJ. He missed his calling as the fucking renaissance fair person or a rodeo clown. Oh him as a clown. Oh boy, yeah, there's your problem right there. You ain't getting him in the makeup. He'd look in the mirror.
Speaker 3:Ah, why is that making me think of how resilient that gladiator armor was?
Speaker 2:That was another problem.
Speaker 3:It's like my brain went so off-tandem.
Speaker 1:No, that was Maximus, that was the power of the fatherly bond and the friendship. Oh, jesus Christ, I just made this I just made this fairy tale.
Speaker 2:No, the original concept for Gladiator 2 was more fairytale than what we got. The original concept was more Dante's Inferno.
Speaker 3:Why would I have been okay with that? Because I like my biblical stuff, especially with as many death scenes as we got. There was A live action Dante's Inferno would be fucking amazing.
Speaker 2:So when you told me before the movie, I didn't get to finish this thought because we were getting food. So when you asked me, it's like there's no magical kid for Pedro. Yeah, I knew that he was basically the stepdad of what's his name. So I was like, technically, technically. So I'm like technically. Technically.
Speaker 1:The Magical Dad. Shit's gonna start coming back. There's more clips of Last of Us Season 2 coming now, so here comes Magic Dad again, and not to mention Mandalorian and Grogu.
Speaker 3:Isn't he supposed to get his head?
Speaker 2:caved in by a golf club.
Speaker 1:I don't know.
Speaker 2:We don't know if that's happening in Season 2.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the chick they cast as Abby. I ain't even really I ain't buying it yet until I see them. I'm like she's supposed to be a big beefcake. Where the fuck this?
Speaker 2:ain't Abby, they aren't going to make her a big beefcake. Big beefcake why?
Speaker 3:not. They missed that so much.
Speaker 1:God, now you got me thinking about that game, and how offended I am still by that game.
Speaker 3:My bad. You're the reason I even know this game. You want depression.
Speaker 1:Play that game. It'll just give you depression. That's all it does. Don't get it. I'll never say it's a bad game. It's a great game, it's a phenomenal game, but it just gives you depression.
Speaker 2:And three is in development.
Speaker 1:Oh my.
Speaker 3:God, it's going to be even more depressing.
Speaker 1:How don't cash grab on a 3? They don't cash grab on Resident Evil. You can keep going with them.
Speaker 3:I understand cash grabbing on those, because you can actually create something different and you can kill off your main characters create a new character.
Speaker 1:So fucking easy, low key. So sorry, we'll get back on historical gladiator shit eventually, will we? Maybe not, I don't know, but this is filler talk. I died in the arena oh jesus, oh my god, what you died in the arena. I brought us back to gladiator, oh my god. But no, the rumor, the rumors for the for eight rumor for resident evil 9, is jill and leon going to be the main characters. I'm like, oh, I'm back in.
Speaker 2:It's okay, I've only been depressed by the movie news going on.
Speaker 3:I'll snideway him in easily. Hey, what'd you think of that rhino in the arena? The rhino was cool that rhino.
Speaker 1:Just it had the best death or kill it had to splat, rhino didn't kill.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we don't even know if the rhino died from that it had the best.
Speaker 1:It was just standing there chilling. At the end it had the best kill with the gorse.
Speaker 3:You know, what would have been actually better Is if they had that fight scene.
Speaker 1:And then we had the party where the rhino's head was on the table, but no, it was in reverse. I liked when Lucius had to go. All had to go. Anakin, I'm like ooh, we're trying to go Anakin Go Dooku.
Speaker 2:I really wanted to complain that the boats didn't have enough area to perform ramming speed well. To damage a boat. Why'd?
Speaker 3:the word ramming make you lose.
Speaker 1:Why'd you have? I went down the wrong pipe.
Speaker 2:Talk about poetic. Yup, I don't think there was enough room in the Coliseum to do full ram speed of that. But to be fair, I don't know how well put together those ships were. Here's the thing.
Speaker 1:They actually filled the fucker with water. That is true. They did that. Every once in a while they did do that but, they did not put sharks in there. They did not do that. They didn't have the technology to bring sharks from yeah the fuck. Even though it was cool, I'm like what the fuck?
Speaker 3:Let's throw some sharks.
Speaker 1:Just like the motherfucker. They just wanted to keep bringing deadly animals in there. No, they probably had the random motherfucker who put the shit stains in Smile 2 in the underwear to make that motherfucking scene. Put some sharks in there. That motherfucker needs to make his own movie, you're pissed.
Speaker 2:You're like god damn it. And you got the tiger cameo at the end of the movie just to throw it in there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, what's up. Tiger's like what's up.
Speaker 3:What's with not using the fucking mastiff? The entire movie.
Speaker 2:I'm just going to continue showing them.
Speaker 3:Wait, that was a mastiff, I was like Saint Bernard, it was Saint Bernard.
Speaker 2:I was more intimidated by the guy that Maximus had to fight one-on-one to avoid being killed than I did for the guy on a rhino. Yeah. I felt more intimidated by the rhino than I did the guy riding him.
Speaker 3:That's kind of familiar. Yeah, like they chose a UFC fighter as a cameo.
Speaker 2:Well, to be fair, the captain of the Prioritan Guard was a guy from Game of Thrones.
Speaker 3:Are you?
Speaker 2:talking about the bigger guy. Yeah, the bigger guy with the big helmet. That was the Hound from Game of Thrones.
Speaker 3:I wouldn't know. I never watched. I get shit for that all the time?
Speaker 2:Did you watch Knuckles the bad guy in the finale of that's the hound the one that was in the mech suit that wanted Knuckles' power.
Speaker 3:I could tell I could have swore he was bald in that, though.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but he had the helmet on the entire time. Oh, I see His name's, rory.
Speaker 1:That was a Fucking Knuckles. That was a fucking knuckle. That's a show button. For a show called Knuckles. It barely had knuckles in it Way of the warrior. Oh yeah, Jay said that'd be my one gripe with knuckles. I'm watching this for knuckles. Where is he?
Speaker 3:He's in it a lot. He is and he isn't.
Speaker 1:It's like it's one of those weird things I don't give a no, it's fucking Jurassic Park and shit and kaiju movies all over. I don't give a fuck about the people. Give me Knuckles. He's trying to argue it, but he's having trouble.
Speaker 2:I was taking Knuckles in a whole different way.
Speaker 1:Oh fuck.
Speaker 3:Fuck the people. Is it our fault? He automatically just does that motion Give me the knuckles Bros never. Bros, never been to Vegas.
Speaker 2:I've been to Texas. It's almost as bad.
Speaker 3:Texas. You might still have the scratch marks to prove it.
Speaker 1:I mean God. What are we, since we're on kind of random? What are we at? For time? We're probably fine. I don't know if we'll hit an hour. I don't know if we're on an hour. Time check people, time check we have only been talking for a half an.
Speaker 2:How much more do you want me to go into bad news? We got bad news.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, he gets more of them. Half of them updates. I got to swipe away. Matt actually reads them, so I miss a lot of them.
Speaker 3:So, matt's kind of in the loop, we got to talk about the Bears, the Bears, oh God, bad news Bears, don't offend.
Speaker 1:That could be a segment. No, don't offend our Chicago listener base. If we have any, they're already pissed.
Speaker 2:We don't have football fans why?
Speaker 3:Come on, what's his last name?
Speaker 1:Wrigley.
Speaker 2:After a field Name's Matthew Wrigley. Oh, I thought you were pointing to Tiamat.
Speaker 3:That'd be a little weird. Matthew T thought you were pointing to Tiamat. That'd be a little weird, matthew.
Speaker 1:Tiamat, what Tiamat? Okay, what is all this bad news? Let's get the press.
Speaker 4:These little. What the Star Wars news? Was it something with Rey?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I thought that was canceled. I didn't listen.
Speaker 2:I heard Rey. They have a writer working on episodes 10, 11, and 12.
Speaker 3:Featuring Rey.
Speaker 2:Yep.
Speaker 3:I thought that was cancelled.
Speaker 2:Nope. Because the fans said no the Rey solo movie still exists, but they haven't done anything with it yet. Now they're working on episodes 9, or 9, 10, or 10, 11, and 12.
Speaker 3:Kill Rey off and start the Force over Nope, main character. You're fucking stupid.
Speaker 2:Uh-huh. No one wants that. They're never going to fucking learn and we can't get rid of Kathleen Kennedy unless they get a win. Problem is, they're all losers.
Speaker 3:We were happy. We were happy with episode seven. Seven. Seven started you off right.
Speaker 2:Eight. Then he threw it all the way, like Luke threw away his lightsaber.
Speaker 3:And then nine I'm Skywalker. What the fuck you mean?
Speaker 2:I'm Rey Rey. Mysterio what I'm gonna get in on a wrestling bench. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3:Well, it can't be any worse than his son basically becoming 30.
Speaker 2:Dom.
Speaker 3:Yeah, oh God. And how? How Come on? He's got one of the best women as his girlfriends in that entire business? Fuck you, Dom.
Speaker 1:Don't get me started on him dumping. Rhea for Liv Morgan. Don't get me started, please. How do you know that? Oh, tiktok I'm like I do watch occasionally.
Speaker 2:I just don't make it. I don't. I still do that what?
Speaker 1:I don't have TikTok or anything. Maria Ripley is my queen. That is my queen. That is one of my queens.
Speaker 3:She's a lot of people's queens.
Speaker 1:She's still hurt. No, she's back, isn't she? Yeah, she's back. She's got her mask on. She's back Saturday, which I have to watch. Remember, that's the only reason I have peacock.
Speaker 3:You know what she does for me. What Brings back China memories? Kinda. But she's oddly hotter. I don't know what I want to say there. I don't agree there. More feminine yes.
Speaker 1:Definitely, there you go. That's the word. She's a strong, independent woman, but with strength. You were more worried China would kill you. What? There you go. She's a strong, independent woman, but with strength.
Speaker 2:I don't know if they got that. You were more worried.
Speaker 3:Chyna would kill you what?
Speaker 2:You were more worried, chyna would kill you. I probably would enjoy it. Well, we know that.
Speaker 3:At the time she's right up there with Zeta.
Speaker 1:Why the fuck is wrestling a thing. The other guy for wrestling ain't here. That could be a podcast, low-key.
Speaker 2:There's a lot of things we do. There's NFL stuff I want to do with the two of you.
Speaker 1:I'd be game.
Speaker 2:for that I'd be useless.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, you'd be here. You could chime in for jokes.
Speaker 3:I am literally just here for jokes. You could chime in that's my whole life.
Speaker 2:You're a joke, make jokes. I'd want to draft an all-time team against you two. Oh, that'd be fun. A what? An all-time team, an NFL all-time team. I don't know how good he'd do with that, though. No against, I'm talking about him and the Hobbit, not him, no even.
Speaker 1:JJ, he don't.
Speaker 2:I don't know how much he, he gets to, but he knows how recent players that he can draft recent players. Oh, I guess yeah 90s to now.
Speaker 3:I'd be okay with, but before that.
Speaker 2:I don't know. I mean technically it wouldn't be hard. All of you except me and him would probably struggle with a line.
Speaker 1:Some offensive line.
Speaker 3:That's where I can actually pay more attention to defense than I do anything else.
Speaker 2:It's like somebody takes Bakhtiari you're fucked.
Speaker 1:Is there any other depressing movie news?
Speaker 2:I mean nothing great as of right now. Everything's either being switched around or moved around for the end of year, Because nobody wants to compete for the end of the year this year.
Speaker 3:You know what I just realized, since you said depressing, almost every main character in this movie died off, except for one.
Speaker 2:Yeah, kind of Depending on how you feel about the doctor.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that kind of is a main.
Speaker 1:So two Take a look for that opium.
Speaker 2:I laughed at that one.
Speaker 3:Well, yeah, that fits. What did he call it? Dragon's Breath Denzel.
Speaker 1:I sell Dragon's. Breath. Look at that Roman time, such simple time. You could do heroin in the fucking in public and only gave it to him.
Speaker 2:I mean technically that was true for the first one too. You had the subpar black guy main character and the mom live and technically Lucius, but A lot of people mean the command king.
Speaker 3:So we went from three to two.
Speaker 2:You killed off the senator that was alive in the first one and died in the second one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he got killed. He got just random killed by a fucking by a fucking extra he just got killed he just got killed.
Speaker 3:He just got killed by an extra. He Han Solo'd himself.
Speaker 2:I mean not any worse than the king.
Speaker 1:How about fucking Emperor getting Kulk whatever? I forgot his name with the C Kel whatever, calicus, calicus, whatever.
Speaker 2:I remember Geta Calculus. It's Geta and Calarus or something.
Speaker 1:Yeah, calarus, something like that, but he gets stabbed in the fucking ear with that pin. I'm like, oh yeah, that was a gruesome death.
Speaker 2:It was more so than Greta's.
Speaker 1:You know what it took, every fight.
Speaker 3:Give your head saw off versus just a pin in the ear Dude a pin in the ear.
Speaker 2:doesn't kill you right away With so much blood loss.
Speaker 1:Geta was dead by like the third, fucking and unconscious, so he didn't feel half of that.
Speaker 2:And after watching too much Delia's Warrior, you learn how hard it is to actually saw off a head. So when when he scissored it. Yeah, it's like that. Don't work that way.
Speaker 3:God, I hate my brain, I can't say that word. Scissors yeah, when he scissored it.
Speaker 1:I was thinking of scissors when he said scissors, I thought of it.
Speaker 3:Technically he didn't scissor it. Scissoring is the oh nope, here we go, there we go. Now it makes more sense. Oh my, I couldn't do it this way because knuckles were getting in the way.
Speaker 2:And now you know where my brain went.
Speaker 3:Oh, no, no, it's too rough if you do it this way. Yeah, like he hears about rough.
Speaker 1:Well, he doesn't. I don't care, I don't care, I just don't care. Let's see why. Why, what? We got back, gladiator at least.
Speaker 2:It's not hard to do. There's not a lot to talk about with the movie, though we're comparing it to an original.
Speaker 3:Pretty horsies, pretty hoosies, if you wanted jokes pretty horsies.
Speaker 1:Oh, I was extremely.
Speaker 3:Ugly baboons yeah. Cgi baboons yeah. That is actually kind of sad. They couldn't get a real one in there anywhere. They weren't going to have to kill a real baboon. No, I mean just for reference. You don't have a real one stand in. Could you imagine a?
Speaker 1:field day PETA would have had with that movie if they killed a baboon in there, holy fuck. Oh my God, the movie would be boycotted.
Speaker 3:Nobody cares about PETA as soon as we started feeding the sharks.
Speaker 1:That's kind of true PETA's kind mojo.
Speaker 2:It lost any credibility it had when it went after Steve Irwin.
Speaker 3:Yeah, people went after the one guy trying to save animals.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:And help you understand them.
Speaker 1:They're still looking for that stingray, but it's like Steve wouldn't want this.
Speaker 3:Oh my god, even his son understands that.
Speaker 1:I'd love to go to Australia. That shit would be dope. That would be dope. I wouldn't go to the outback though.
Speaker 3:That's where you'd start filming Gladiator 3. Deenicus versus Kangaroos, kangaroos.
Speaker 1:Oh my god, that would be a great.
Speaker 3:Deen squaring up with the kangaroos. That would be a great country to film up With the kangaroos.
Speaker 1:That'd be a great Fucking country To film that In a lot of desert, a lot of Outback Even though I won't Go to Outback they got some Really fucked up. They got fucking spiders as big as half Of this fucking table.
Speaker 2:I was gonna say you don't like the restaurant. Fuck that. What?
Speaker 3:Never been there actually.
Speaker 1:Forrest Rock Outback oh, Outback Outback Steakhouse.
Speaker 2:Not that bad Trip on the bob oh it's fucking bobby.
Speaker 1:I mean, if you want to fucking reference, what was it? Oh, was it anyone? But him. Powell and Sweeney Meatcap. That's what Meatcap. That's a. That's an Australian name for your dick A meatcap, meatcap.
Speaker 3:You just love that word, don't you?
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's his word, that was the word of being him watching Meatcap. Of the two things that he took out of that movie Meatcap, three things, sorry, there were three things he took out of the movie. Meatcap was one of them. What was the other? Sidney Sweeney. Sidney Sweeney was two.
Speaker 1:The third one, was Unwritten, one of the I don't know if it'll ever be topped the greatest kind of random movie me and Matt ever went to see. I don't think it'll ever be topped Because of how good it was and I love that movie. Yep me was, and I love that movie Yep, me too. And Matt's sitting there like Matt had to make. I'm gonna say this. We're two men that went to see a romantic comedy. Dean, I gotta say this. He said it in the theater. When did the movie come out?
Speaker 2:Beginning of there.
Speaker 3:February.
Speaker 2:It was running in February, we saw it in January.
Speaker 3:Okay, It'd just be a no this year's February movie is Love Hurts. I don't see how we're not going to see that.
Speaker 1:It's on Netflix if you ever wanted to watch anyone but you.
Speaker 2:But uh, I want to see Marshawn Lynch act. Yeah.
Speaker 1:He better eat some Skittles. Oh, Sidney Sweeney has said she's never going to stop doing nude scenes and I'm like Don't think that's something else I'm clapping.
Speaker 3:All they hear is that.
Speaker 2:I mean you already done one. What is that point we don't have?
Speaker 3:video. It's the one downfall of our podcast. Nobody can see the stupid shit that we're doing.
Speaker 2:You don't want to see the stupid shit that we're doing. You don't want to see the stupid shit that we're doing.
Speaker 1:Oh, and Sidney Sweeney is still rumored for Black Cat. Come on, and I'm praying to the gods, our facial expressions probably make most of what we're saying.
Speaker 3:Please, jesus, don't let Sidney Sweeney, especially the stare at you.
Speaker 2:They don't need to see the amount of dirty looks we have to give Dean.
Speaker 3:They're not the dirty he wants to see.
Speaker 2:No, I didn't say they were. He's the one messaging me that he has to decide between his favorite basketball team winning a championship or having a date with Sidney Sweeney. It was a meme I sent them. I said I can't pick.
Speaker 1:And I said he's fucked.
Speaker 3:It's no worse than yesterday when they got my order wrong. He said hey, do you want me to send you a picture of my dick so you can show him it? I was like no, and you better not have your dick out in the car so I lose too.
Speaker 1:I'm going to have some. He's not ready. I'm going to have some orchestrated plan throughout my whole life that if I die, there's going to be some way I win. I think I should get JJ in on it.
Speaker 3:I'm going to die before him. I think I should get JJ in on it. I'm gonna die before him. I'll be in my fucking coffin and the one thing that goes in my coffin is a picture of his dick. And I know it. He's gonna put a plant face on my head Like I win.
Speaker 2:All I know is that JJ has to die before me so I can make him late to his funeral.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna be at the River, fucking Sticks he's.
Speaker 1:You'd have to volunteer to drive the hearse or be in charge of the casket To make him late.
Speaker 3:Yes, by the way, I did like that reference in the movie the River Styx, where she got on the ferry.
Speaker 2:It was a loose river. It was a very loose River, styx reference.
Speaker 1:That's Greek shit, though, but the Romans stole all their shit. They renamed the gods after planets.
Speaker 3:Where they were wasn't a part of Rome yet no, it was.
Speaker 2:Africa.
Speaker 3:Which was odd, because it was what did they fucking call that? Too. By the way, they did call it Africa, but they called it something like else, like.
Speaker 2:The movie's already leaving my brain. Don't ask me to remember shit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Romans called fucking Poseidon Neptune. They called the Greek gods planets, which is funny.
Speaker 2:And they discovered half the planet.
Speaker 3:so yeah, do you remember what they called Hades?
Speaker 1:Pliny Pluto or something. No, I'm thinking of something else.
Speaker 3:Who the fuck was it? Who was Uranus?
Speaker 1:Okay, no, okay, stop it. No, yeah, no, what god was Uranus?
Speaker 3:Ay, ay ay, the Roman god Uranus. It's funny how they actually knew all the planets back then too.
Speaker 2:I mean the creator of the calendar too.
Speaker 3:The Roman calendar too, and the creator of the calendar too. Roman calendar, yeah, until Brazil, or no, no, no, the Mayans got involved.
Speaker 1:Roman goddess, greek god of sky and heaven, kaelas, that's. Uranus.
Speaker 3:Kaelas was Uranus. Yes, oh, that's fucked up, man. Rome no longer has their god of death.
Speaker 1:Jupiter was their main god, so Jupiter is technically Zeus.
Speaker 3:Pluto no longer exists.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Pluto's gone. Pluto's not a planet anymore.
Speaker 2:They didn't have the technology to decode it. They're not a planet.
Speaker 3:Well, I know that I forget who the hell his name is. He said it's not that Pluto isn't a planet anymore. It's just got more in common with asteroids than it does planets.
Speaker 1:Pluto the dog, oh God.
Speaker 3:This is the way you called it out. Pluto here, boy, come back to us.
Speaker 2:Still the most fucked up thing Mars was Aries no.
Speaker 3:I'm not an idiot.
Speaker 1:You want to name off Mercury, see I couldn't know I'd have to go and re-read my shit.
Speaker 3:Venus Aphrodite there's no way you wouldn't have forgotten Venus. Only the planet gets, the one where wasn't Saturn.
Speaker 1:If I was a Roman, I'd be praying Aphrodite every night man Every day.
Speaker 1:Come on, summon me. You'd be praying to Adonis. I'd be pissed at him. That's not me. Fuck you, adonis. Hey man, if I had a time machine, shit would be shit, I think. As much as I'd have good intentions and just want to live my best life, I think I'd fuck up the whole world. If I had a time machine, I think I would Cave Dean oh shit, oh no, I go back to those times and lose all intelligence. I step out of time and go oh oh, oh, oh, you'd fuck everything up.
Speaker 3:Oh oh, Kill Hitler before he becomes an artist who?
Speaker 2:was Saturn.
Speaker 1:Saturn Mm-hmm. Oh God, Hera yeah.
Speaker 3:No, no God.
Speaker 1:Hera, yeah, no, was it Apollo no. Mm-mm.
Speaker 3:I can't remember. I remember the Greek gods more than I do the Roman Cronus.
Speaker 1:Cronus. Yeah, cronus was a fucking titan. Okay, romans, go away, don't get me on this Mars was Aries.
Speaker 2:Yeah, see I knew that. Mercury was Hermes.
Speaker 1:Hermes, that fast motherfucker With his shoes.
Speaker 2:Then you kind of got all the other ones.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's one of my main things. I get the books Mercury Venus.
Speaker 2:Earth. There was none for Earth, it was Gaia, basically. Gaia Hera Gaia.
Speaker 3:Hera Gaia. They all kind of stood for the same thing. After a while, Mars, which we already said.
Speaker 2:We said Mars was Aries.
Speaker 3:It goes Saturn, jupiter, uranus, neptune Pluto, uranus, neptune, pluto, and we already got them all. So we got the nine Yep, and then they just named them their own thing. Mm-hmm, Okay, so the planets got named, but everybody else was fuck you. You get your own name, you don't get a star in the sky.
Speaker 2:Apparently. Romeo Dobbs got hurt. What Popped up on my feed?
Speaker 3:Random news.
Speaker 2:So are we going into our lists.
Speaker 1:I mean we could, because there's going to be a lot of fucking, there's going to be a lot of like Well, I don't suppose we had anything else to say about history?
Speaker 3:Great movie.
Speaker 1:Go see it. There's going to be a lot of subplot.
Speaker 2:I'm probably the lowest on the movie in general, what I usually am.
Speaker 1:I really liked it. Not the first one, but still All right. I am going to Alright. I am going to. We should dedicate a little time To honorable mentions, though I left a lot off that I think Should probably be on mine?
Speaker 3:I don't know. I wrote a list, but I don't know if it's a list.
Speaker 2:You said you didn't care if I see it, oh fine, but I don't know if it's a list, okay, what you said, you didn't care if I see it, oh fine, sure.
Speaker 3:I was going to try and number it, but that doesn't work. What I don't like the eyes you made as soon as you read the first one. You just don't want me to do the thing again.
Speaker 2:No, we have one, one we have one One, wow, one One in common.
Speaker 1:I don't know if I'm going to have as many. As Matt said, this is a lot of war movies.
Speaker 2:I'm not surprised if you're one. No, I'm not surprised if you're one. It's not even on mine, so Would I be surprised if it was one? No, no.
Speaker 3:It's been done before, and if I do it again, I'd get yelled at.
Speaker 2:As long as you don't do it as loud, I don't care. Yell that Wait, huh, come on. Who wants to start?
Speaker 1:Not me, I'll start, like I said, I'm doing a little bit of honorable mentions.
Speaker 2:I saw we leave the honorable mentions to the end in case they get brought up, because if you're bringing up the honorable mentions before the list, then they're negating someone to the list.
Speaker 1:Okay, okay, why would you point at me, you dick, I kind of cop. Of course here's my one cop-out, because but I can pick one, but I want to talk about both of them. 10 is a coin toss between Saving Private Ryan and 300. If I had to lean one, I'd probably lean for overall movie quality. I'd lean Private Ryan In terms of what I like, maybe 300, so it's kind of it's a coin toss. So I'm like I really don't know. Private Ryan is my second favorite war movie of all time World War II, like with guns and shit. Second favorite it might be controversial, but my first one's on here. It's higher up, and 300 is about my fucking Spartans. So of course I'm going to be like, yeah, fucking love it, I fucking love it. Thermopylae and Leonidas, that's some of my favorite fucking historical shit. So they make a movie about your Serbs. Those were two I expected on Matt's list, kind of somewhere 300 is not.
Speaker 2:I downgraded that one for the major historical inaccuracy. Oh, I know, I downgraded that one because of that. This is Sparta, not even that. Hey, speaking of which King getting kicked into the pit? That was him getting kicked into the pit. That was him getting kicked into the pit. That was the king that died and got eaten by the moon. Was the guy that got kicked into the pit? That was him. Oh, same actor Clockwise Me. Clockwise is that way we're going. Counter I counter, uh, clockwise me clockwise.
Speaker 3:Is that way we're going counter.
Speaker 1:I counter. I believe in this movie.
Speaker 2:It's called Perry.
Speaker 3:I was sucked at. Perry so fuck you the imitation game nice Benedict Cumberbatch movie. I can never say his name right. I love the guy though Sherlock Holmes, the Imitation Game Nice Benedict Cumberbatch movie Cumberbatch I can never say his name right. I love the guy though Sherlock Holmes, not even because of. Well, he did wonderfully in that, yeah.
Speaker 2:I didn't like the end. I'm not a psychopath, I'm a highly functioning sociopath.
Speaker 3:I still love that Uh-huh. The movie was about coding, figuring out the codes of the Nazis. It was kind of cool the Nazis. It had nothing to do with him being gay and I loved it. It was a part of his character but it wasn't really mentioned until halfway through the movie. Yeah, I don't really have much to say about it. It's just a really good movie. Go see it.
Speaker 2:Ten Cameo Fest of Black Hawk Down.
Speaker 1:It was in my honorable mentions. It made the final 20.
Speaker 2:That has so many actors in it, so many.
Speaker 1:Made my final 20. Good movie, really good. That kind of makes me feel like my list is all over the place.
Speaker 2:Your list is all over the place.
Speaker 1:Well, historical movies is kind of vague. I kind of took it as they don't have to be true. It's like a historical piece. It's historical and shit, because I got one on mine that's not really you know, so kinda Okay, all mine kind of happened. That's what I mean. They don't have to have happened, but I'm gonna get to one that is pretty quick. Oh shit, not mine.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna get to one that a lot of yours did in a certain way. Nine my nine Yep.
Speaker 1:You're gonna hear his name a lot. We were soldiers. Mel Gibson, Vietnam. I know the movie.
Speaker 2:You're going to hear his name a lot. We were soldiers. Mel Gibson, vietnam. I know the movie Jay's like here's. He knows already there's only one Mel Gibson movie in mind.
Speaker 1:Fuck but. But Did you forget?
Speaker 3:something. No, I just he said you're going to hear his name, a name, a lot. Now I don't want to say I'll go with the next king speech wow, my dad a good movie.
Speaker 1:My dad liked that and I'm like, well, you're, this is not gonna surprise you, but I was kind of bored. My dad's like anything about the guy.
Speaker 3:Until that movie he couldn't speak. It's a good movie about that. You may want to think of it, and I am definitely one of those people canonically in the podcast and D&D who cannot get a fucking word out edgewise half the time because I'm fucking stuttering.
Speaker 1:So, yes, I appreciated the movie Okay, but one thing I want to say. I kind of let you go. We Were Sold. That's my favorite NOM movie. That's my favorite Vietnam movie. I don't have a NOM movie. It was either that or Platoon.
Speaker 2:What he doesn't know, yet he's trying to get the win. No, I wasn't thinking about it when I said it. What I'm so lost.
Speaker 3:Yes, you are Be lost, we'll find you along the way yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm kind of not excited. I was excited for this list, so now I'm kind of you'll find out, it's alright you're good.
Speaker 2:You're catching too many of our strays, when you shouldn't be banging at us at all you're in the middle of the battlefield, sir, get in the dug if you want to think of another movie, this is fine, because this is where me and you were overlapping on this one. What Was Nine was Kingdom of Heaven.
Speaker 3:Son of a bitch. I'll tell you this. The only reason it made my list is because of him.
Speaker 1:He says it's not on mine. What.
Speaker 2:You're the one that doesn't like repeating. I knew it was on his Ah shit.
Speaker 3:I didn't know where to put it on the list was my problem.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's why I'm saying if you want to pick another one now.
Speaker 3:Because it is that good of a movie. Historical-wise too, it picks up on quite a lot of things. Ding, ding. It's not me this time, it's Bubbles. It's Bubbles, did he like?
Speaker 2:have an itch in the ear or something. No, he's talking about his fantasy team, because he's actually winning.
Speaker 3:Oh, when it doesn't matter. Uh, I would know nothing about this movie if it weren't for him. I actually went out to buy the movie because of him.
Speaker 2:I have it on Blu-ray. I got. I have it on Blu-ray. I got. All I have the extended edition on Blu-ray.
Speaker 1:Do I have my whole top 10 on Blu-ray? Yes, I do. Do I have my honorable mentions? Yes, I do. I got every single one on Blu-ray. I used to. I don't know if I believe you. I've seen your Blu-rays. You have like 20.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I used to Somebody stole and sold. Stole and sold.
Speaker 2:Mine are safe in the basement, what, oh no.
Speaker 3:Oh, I'm going to get him so bad. Are we adding him to this podcast right now, or what's going on, my God? Or are you just making fun of him? Making fun of him badly? Okay, clue us in.
Speaker 2:Now my team wants to play. Well, when I got no shot at going to the playoffs Bullshit and I said yeah, your team's just like you. Late. Okay, as long as my name does not be brought up in it. If I don't get a fuck you in response. I didn't do my job correctly.
Speaker 3:I'm pretty sure you're going to get an almost immediate fuck. If it's not immediate, it's because he had to think about it.
Speaker 2:Good God, the only issue I have with Kingdom of Heaven is probably no offense to Orlando Bloom. Probably would have casted somebody over Orlando Bloom to play the role.
Speaker 1:Really Well. It's been spoiled, it's on mine, so I'm not going to put my two cents in too much. I'll save mine for I was like. I was like fuck.
Speaker 3:Who the hell would you have cast?
Speaker 2:In that time period. Oh, he actually didn't give me a fuck you.
Speaker 3:What the fuck did he say? Yeah?
Speaker 2:He accepted it. When did the kingdom of heaven come out? You can go. I'll chime in if I need to.
Speaker 3:That was his nine, so you're at Eight.
Speaker 1:This is one I don't know if I need. That was his 9, so you're at 8 somebody. This is one I don't know if you guys have sat through or even or watched, but it's it's a me and my dad movie. But my next one, what are we on? 10, 8, 8 Dance of the Wolves with Kevin Costner. I've sat through that movie. That's my, you know.
Speaker 3:You know how many times we've referenced that movie.
Speaker 1:Thanks to Star Wars, that's what Boba Fett was doing in his movie that was Dancing with Wolves, just with fucking the sand people.
Speaker 2:Like a bantha.
Speaker 1:No, that is a movie, yeah, I have. Dancing with Wolves has something going for it that I usually do not fuck with at all, but it's the one movie I let it pass. I love that movie so much I feel horrible. I let it pass.
Speaker 3:I love that movie so much I feel horrible. I don't have anything like that.
Speaker 1:Dancing with Wolves is very it's very politically charged. Yeah, because it makes the white man look like absolute garbage and they're horrible and all that shit which a lot of some of them were granted. But I just love the study of Native American culture. It's based on a book and how Kevin Costner kind of just becomes one of the tribe and shit. I love that movie. Like the movie makes the, they kill two socks. That's his wolf. His name in the, his native name, they call him Chimani Tutanka Obwachi. That is Dancing with.
Speaker 3:Wolves, I'm surprised you fucking memorized that.
Speaker 1:Because I love the last scene when his Indian who didn't like him the whole fucking movie is shouting on the rocks like you will always be my friend. God damn, I'm getting all emotional because I fucking love that movie. My dad loves that movie.
Speaker 3:Not as emotional as you did for Gladiator. You forgot your coat.
Speaker 1:Damn it. But no, you get what I'm saying. By one movie I let pass, I mean politically charged. By it does paint the settlers, white people, as trash and horrible, which a chunk of them were granted, but it paints the native Indian people and I've had this talk with many native people who he's talking to, has had this conversation with many times.
Speaker 1:The Lakota Sioux were a fucking war tribe. They depicted them as just the perfect people, Naturist. But they were the Lakota Sioux. We're a war tribe that took scalps and killed you by cutting open your gut and letting dogs eat your shit out of you and shit. They were not. All of them were not amazing people, so they weren't historically accurate with that. But that's what I mean by politically charged. Make the white man bad, White man bad, White man bad, white man bad. But I still love that movie. I'm just saying it's one movie that gets the pass for being such a beautiful movie from political shit, and I love Kevin Costner. He did great in that movie. You could almost make this. The movie starts in Civil War times and then it's a long movie too and it's not like action-packed, but it's a character study. I love it.
Speaker 3:A good historical-based movie has to be longer to get the story across.
Speaker 1:So you guys have seen okay, matt has seen Dance of the Wolves. So you're like, of course, I've seen Dance of the Wolves.
Speaker 2:You want, the one that would have been the easiest to cast or the one I would have cast? The one you would have cast. The one I would have cast would have been Karl Urban, okay, instead of Orlando Bloom Around the same time, that would have been Lord of the Rings. Doom came out around that time and Karl Urban was in Doom. Yeah, okay. The easy casting would have been Viggo over Orlando, viggo Mortensen over Orlando. That would have been the easy casting, and then you would have had the sword play.
Speaker 3:I can't argue with you. I really can't.
Speaker 2:But Orlando was coming off. Pirates of the Caribbean fame. So yeah. Pretty yeah, that's what they wanted when they needed more gruff.
Speaker 3:Especially for a Templar yeah.
Speaker 2:He had Orlando Bloom standing next to Liam Neeson.
Speaker 3:You know what pissed me off about watching that movie? I'm watching Liam Neeson in this fucking armor right and all I can think of is Raichoku yes.
Speaker 2:You're not wrong. You're on year eight, by the way.
Speaker 3:Apollo 13.
Speaker 2:There you go. That's a good one. It's a good one. Speaking of cameo fest, that movie's heavy duty cameo.
Speaker 3:Would you want me to say the other one that doesn't even fucking exist? Armageddon.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that one's not historical as much as we'd like it to be.
Speaker 3:It could be historical, and we don't even know it. All we got to do is drill.
Speaker 1:Because we're going through this, because what time? Oh, we're fine, we don't even got to really pay attention to that.
Speaker 2:Oh, we're not through this, because what time? Oh, we're fine, we don't even got to really pay attention to the time right now. No, we're not fine, I'm the one that has to work tomorrow morning. Oh, but we're doing good on time in terms of how much time we have. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Because I'm, just because we're going to. At the end it's going to be Ramble Festival movies we didn't talk about for a bit, and then it's done. We can talk about Red One.
Speaker 3:Tis the season.
Speaker 2:Fuck you, Mariah. That's my biggest complaint about the movies that came out in November.
Speaker 3:Well, it probably would have lost to Craven and it probably would have lost to Sonic.
Speaker 2:I didn't say around Christmas. You could have put it two weeks from now.
Speaker 3:Two weeks from now is Craven.
Speaker 2:Oh boy, craven's coming, it's coming. No, it's more than that it's around that time it might come out. Eight, sir, speaking of Denzel, oh boy, remember the Titans.
Speaker 3:Oh shit, I didn't think at all for this list.
Speaker 2:Technically, yes I went through multiple things. It's the only sports movie that made my list. There is a sports in my honorable mentions.
Speaker 3:I have no sports.
Speaker 2:I technically have a sports one, early Ryan Gosling. You want to know a sports movie?
Speaker 3:I have one sports one on here you want to know out of movie. I have one sports one on here you want to know out of sports.
Speaker 1:I've seen a lot of sports. You might find this funny. What sports movie will get me in the fields every time? Miracle.
Speaker 2:The US hockey team. That one's a very good one too. I think I put that over my other honorable mention. I put Miracle over we Are Marshall as one of my honorable mentions. I'd put Miracle over we Are Marshall.
Speaker 1:Miracle. That's one of them. That's one of them, miracle's one of them. Upper echelon movies of where you feel America is Miracle.
Speaker 2:And great soundtrack.
Speaker 3:Dream on, dream on. I don't know if I should cross that out or not we have my next one.
Speaker 2:I told you if you want to go on another one. You're the one that cares more about duplicates than me and him do. Maybe we talked about it enough and we're going to talk about it again.
Speaker 1:Oh, seven here comes Mel Gibson again. Braveheart I'll be, I'll be bringing it up later.
Speaker 2:I'm glad it wasn't on there. Now here comes Mel Gibson again Braveheart, fuck. I'll be bringing it up later. I'm glad it wasn't on there now. Here comes Mel Gibson I was surprised that one wasn't on yours, and that's more for my people than it is yours.
Speaker 1:What? Oh Scott? Yeah, that was where he was going, not on the level of Serbs, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3:Just because you identify more as the Scotsman from that's me. I got the red though you're the one who had 120 fucking daughters.
Speaker 1:Braveheart's just one of them. Movies too much info. That's one of the movies I wash my shirt off like ooh man, shit, that's me. This is filled with me and my dad movies. That's literally what my list is.
Speaker 2:Better strategy implemented in there than this movie.
Speaker 1:I am William Wallace. I'm not doing the speech.
Speaker 2:You had a little Roman in your army that knew basically new things about their army. It's like nope, still gonna shoot arrows at shields.
Speaker 3:That is so sad actually, Even on the wall he didn't prepare them for anything.
Speaker 1:Here's the thing about Braveheart Mel Gibson. As great as Mel Gibson is, he directed that too. That movie is very accurate too. That's not perfect, but it has a very accurate telling of the Scots' fight for freedom against longshanks Very accurate.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 2:The ending was the most inaccurate, wasn't it? The ending was the biggest inaccuracy, really more so than the action.
Speaker 3:Were they pulling out his intestines?
Speaker 2:Yeah, kind of.
Speaker 1:They cut William Wallace up and posted him all over. Yeah, they did that. I mean more so the the kind of they.
Speaker 2:They cut william wallace up and posted them all over.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, they did that. I mean more so the pregnancy with, with uh yeah, I think sophie marceau's character and shit. Yeah, that might have been a little.
Speaker 3:That might have been a little bit oh, are we supposed to be getting a fuck? No, there was a sequel or something.
Speaker 1:Yeah robert de bruce. It was like almost a tv movie, damn near no one cared straight to netflix. Yeah, no one cared fuck I I didn't watch it.
Speaker 2:ro the Bruce. God, there's so many good kids. That was the greatest thing that they didn't tell was they made the ending battle where they're all charging the English. At the end they lost that battle. Yeah, that was the big oh.
Speaker 1:They fought like Scotsmen, they fought like warrior poets and they won the God get now. Fuck. I'm gonna watch it now.
Speaker 2:Speaking of court of all movies.
Speaker 1:Hi, I'm going to watch it now. Speaking of quotable movies, I am William Wallace Dying in your beds many years from now. Every movie I have on my list is quotable.
Speaker 3:I'm doing the whole speech and I'm pretty sure every movie on his list is quotable.
Speaker 2:I don't know if there was a major quote from Black Hawk Down.
Speaker 3:I'm William Wallace, here I go. None that I can remember.
Speaker 2:The couple from Kingdom of Heaven.
Speaker 3:Round seven right.
Speaker 1:William Wallace. Yes, he's seven feet tall and can shoot fireballs from his ass.
Speaker 3:Should I continue your trend? The Patriot?
Speaker 2:It's on mine it's in my honorable mentions, it's not on mine, it's very high on mine, so it won't come back for a while how do you think I feel with one of the movies you've already said?
Speaker 3:America's Civil War is a very great time to tell stories you want to try that one again? Civil Revolution the fuck my head turns stories.
Speaker 1:You want to try that one again? Civil Revolution, the fuck. My head turned madly.
Speaker 3:We both did. I love how, when I get wires crossed on my head. No, I wasn't wrong when I said, though the Civil and Revolution.
Speaker 2:They prefer not touching the Civil War because of you, american against American. They don't like telling that story. It's stupid.
Speaker 1:I'll get off, like I said, if there's a duplicate. I kind of save my comments when I actually say it. But yes, it's a good one that way.
Speaker 3:the duplicate don't matter. It's kind of weird, because you chose the more accurate one, I chose the less accurate one.
Speaker 1:What For Mel? For what Movies? Movies no Patriots.
Speaker 2:I don't mind, though. No, he's talking about inaccuracy.
Speaker 1:Patriot was more on the inaccurate. Braveheart was way more accurate than Patriot was. Yeah, that's what I was talking about. Patriot used actual.
Speaker 2:Shut up. I'll get to it when I talk about it, my seven's most recent movie, probably on most of our lists. Okay. Midway.
Speaker 1:Okay, okay, great sea battle.
Speaker 2:Great sea battle. I watch that. I can watch that movie all the time my grandpa was not at Midway.
Speaker 1:He was in Okinawa Imojima. He was not at Midway. He didn't get there. Yet he's up there like yeah, you talk about me, yeah.
Speaker 3:Immortalized.
Speaker 2:My grandpa was in California during Pearl Harbor and he went to. Japan after.
Speaker 3:All I know is my grandpa was a Marine gunman. I didn't ask where he was stationed very much. How was it?
Speaker 1:I thought he didn't. Even I didn't see combat though he told me he didn't see combat.
Speaker 3:I thought as far as I know, I don't ask questions, man.
Speaker 2:My grandpa knew the guy that saw the. Oh, you've told me he don't talk about it.
Speaker 1:My grandpa knew the guy that saw the oh. You've told me he only talked about those. My grandpa talked about this shit with me all the time, so I know so much.
Speaker 3:He would probably tell me if I asked.
Speaker 2:My grandpa knew the guy that saw the enemy planes coming on the radar and he got told off by the supervisor that they were expecting people in. Oh, that was the thing. That's why they didn't have. When Japan was attacking, they were told that they were expecting the fleet of a squadron in, and that's why the alarms weren't raised. So another 9-11. Kinda, except that 9-11 was technically more secretive.
Speaker 1:Ah shit. Next Now is Kingdom of Heaven for me. There you go. The 2 is coming up Again. That was another movie that was. There's good action. It's a long movie, there's a very historical and the Crusades is one of my favorite time periods. I love the Crusades, even the fourth one where they start being fucking clowns and killing fellow Christians.
Speaker 2:I like watching Kingdom of Heaven and then Robin Hood, russell Crowe, because technically it's after the Crusades, because the Kingdom of Heaven ends with Richard Lyonard.
Speaker 1:You know what? My favorite, though my favorite portrayal in Kingdom of Heaven, though, was Edward Norton as Baldwin. That was phenomenal. Yeah, the Leper King. I've read and watched so much on Baldwin. He was, was young, really young, and he had leprosy, but he let every fight, he let every fucking engagement, and the best thing that they nailed was the respect him and solid had. As much as they were warring, they had a deep respect for each other. It was historical fact that Saladin sent his own physicians to tend the Baldwin shit all the time, and I love that they actually did that, and there's a powerful scene at the end when they finally surrender Jerusalem to him and Saladin picks up the cross. I'm like that's how shit. That's how shit was.
Speaker 3:I loved it, great movie something you rarely see these days Christianity and Islam as much as they've been fighting and killing each other.
Speaker 1:Movie Respect and honor, something you rarely see these days. Christianity and Islam as much as they've been fighting and killing each other for years and years are very intertwined. So it's like Jesus is in the fucking Quran. So it's like shit, okay. Religion is another topic. I can go on about 50 years on. Okay, my normal partner for that is not here either. If you had him here, you'd have us blabbing.
Speaker 3:Don't bring up the movie Heretic. Oh God, it went a completely different direction than what I thought.
Speaker 2:I knew what the movie was going to be about.
Speaker 3:Six for you, sir, I'll have the cheese one Pearl Harbor. Good movie plus good film the only thing I don't like about it is it's the day before my birthday and that has nothing to do with the movie Paul. I just remember still watching it on VHS where I had what was it? Three or four of them. Yeah, it was like two tapes.
Speaker 2:Hey, Nate's birthday is 9-11, so, oh Jesus.
Speaker 3:Christ, yeah, that one's worse. Uh-huh. I think that one's worse.
Speaker 2:Uh-huh, oh boy.
Speaker 3:I was born the day after, so I can't say shit. Yeah, it's my birthday and now we have the towers falling. What the fuck?
Speaker 1:Oh God, you talk about a bad birthday, oh boy.
Speaker 2:He got a good 15 years out of it.
Speaker 3:Happy birthday Muslims. I'm in America. Oh my. God Not.
Speaker 1:Muslims. Would you call them neo-Muslims? Terrorists, the Taliban, Not all Muslims. We can't be doing that lumping shit. That's one of the worst things in society nowadays lumping all groups together and shit Wait we're white, damn it.
Speaker 2:He's in that movie too. Why is he in so many movies? What? The fucking fucking king, the guy eaten by the baboon? He's in my next movie too. Jesus Christ, wait, was he in Pearl Harbor? No, not in my next movie, oh.
Speaker 3:So you just made the association right away.
Speaker 2:He could have been in Pearl Harbor. For all I know, he was an extra.
Speaker 3:He was one of the Japanese pilots, because they didn't feel like using actual Japanese.
Speaker 2:No, my number six is Hidalgo. Ooh. Speaking of Ego Mortensen oh boy, man loves his horse, but no, the guy is the fucking bodyguard for the Queen and King of the Arabs. It's like what the he's there.
Speaker 3:Wow.
Speaker 2:He gets shot in the back.
Speaker 1:Shot in the back.
Speaker 3:Why did I want to put some animated movie on here that would have nothing to do with it?
Speaker 2:I mean as long as they're historical Spirit, the one about the horse, eh no, that horse doesn't talk, so Anastasia. Anastasia would have been closer.
Speaker 1:Okay, what Five? No, Saquon's got 33 points.
Speaker 3:I thought I threw him off with Anastasia because of the Rasputin. He had a big-ass touchdown.
Speaker 2:Big-ass touchdown Figuratively, yeah, literally.
Speaker 3:He jumped backwards for that one Break.
Speaker 1:Break everyone One second. I just want to see how long it was. The touchdown Not touchdown that could have been taken out of context. That could have been. Oh my, how bad that could have been taken out of context. That could have been. Oh my, how bad that could have been taken out of context. Oh shit. Oh, I forgot to look at that. Oh, it's 20-7 Eagles 70-yard touched okay.
Speaker 2:Doing what he does best. Holy shit, I'm gonna win. Thanks, Nate. Nate the hockey, fancy hockey.
Speaker 3:Oh, this is why we normally do our podcasts and movies on Saturdays. Yeah, nate, nate the hockey, fancy hockey. This is why we normally do our podcasts and movies on Saturdays.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because there's random football shit. Okay, we got five for me. Yes, five is Gladiator the original. We've blabbed about it. It's quotable, it's coming up for me. Got good history Not accurate, but good history in it. Russell Crowe great. I don't know if he won best actor for it. He might have been nominated. I know it was nominated for a lot of shit. I don't know if he actually won. I don't think he did Just look up Russell Crowe on Wikipedia.
Speaker 3:I don't remember. It's kind of odd that we put it in the same spot.
Speaker 2:Where's Russell Crowe from Dean?
Speaker 1:English Nope, no, he's not American. New Zealand, yeah, new Zealand, something like that. I was going to say something like that. New Zealand, russell Crowe.
Speaker 3:Awards. Do you know how to do a haka?
Speaker 2:Best act. He nominated for the Insider and A Beautiful Mind. He won it for Gladiator. Oh, he did win, yep.
Speaker 3:Shout out to New Zealand actors. There's more of them New.
Speaker 1:Zealand. We were on Gladiator so much I don't really want to blab about it too much, to be honest. But Jay, you was Gladiator too there. Yeah, I put it at 5 for some reason. I don't really want to blab about it too much, to be honest, but Jay you was your Gladiator 2 there. Yeah, I put it at 5 for some reason, I don't know how it got the same, but I figured that one would be on everyone's.
Speaker 2:Gladiator's on 4 for me. Okay, so you're next. No, we're on 5.
Speaker 3:We're on 5 and me and you tied at 5.
Speaker 2:My 5 is Braveheart William Wallace.
Speaker 3:Nothing wrong with William Wallace If we talked more about that movie it's just going to be nothing but accents the whole fucking time too. I can't do it, no, you just did it. Leave me alone? No, because it will go there.
Speaker 1:I'm William Wallace. God damn it. It was said again. You want to know what a good movie, a quotable movie is. When you say the title, you just naturally your instinct is to say I am William Wallace.
Speaker 2:I'm going to do that with a punch.
Speaker 1:All right, are we just going to me? Yeah, okay, my four. Yeah. Here is the surprise this is over Private Ryan and this is my favorite war movie. I'm curious.
Speaker 2:Hacksaw Ridge that's in my honorable mentions Hacks.
Speaker 1:It's not because Andrew Garfield's in it Even though, andrew, he is great. In that fucking movie this one you don't get to see his butt, oh my God. It's more so of the. If you watch that movie, it's so fucking powerful. What that movie is, it's a true story.
Speaker 1:It's about Desmond Dawes, who fought in World War II. He was a medic but he was an objector. He didn't want to kill nobody. He refused to kill nobody and it was a big fucking thing. Dude, you're not going to carry a gun. No, everyone's going to be taking life. I'm going to be saving it. That's his whole. He was religious. He refused to take life. Thank god, help me get one more yep. And he saved, and it's. He got the. I believe he got the medal of honor, believe he did yep. He saved so many people during the scenes in there. He saved so many people during that final. It's good, because the whole movie he's getting just bullied and beat on because he can't, he can't. They're like why are you here? You're not going to do anything, so it's. You're not contributing at all. What are you talking about? I'm saving lives.
Speaker 1:It's a powerful but one of the most powerful scenes in there. His dad who played his dad was. Was it hugo who hugo weaving? Hugo weaving was his dad. He was in world war one and the most powerful scene is when he goes in the courtroom and he's gives a, has a message, a letter from the general, to that he's all. He's constitutionally allowed to be an objector, he don't have to carry a gun. And they said that's a Great War uniform. But he wore his uniform and they said, well, that doesn't. There's a powerful line. Or he said, sir, you're not active, so he has the uniform on, so it don't mean nothing anymore. I put it on and it's done. And it's a powerful scene. I'm not giving it justice, but it's a powerful. Matt knows what I'm talking about. It's a very good line, so that's it. The uniform don't mean anything anymore. Very good movie. That's one of them. Emotional heart movies for me. I love that movie. Oh Cherry on Top, vince Vaughn's in it.
Speaker 3:I actually forgot about that.
Speaker 1:But that's my favorite war. It's still not topped. It's still my favorite war movie. There's others saving they're in modern mentions. There are a lot of modern ones though, but yes, I wanted to get to that one. I was curious if Matt would be like oh, hacksaw Ridge, okay.
Speaker 3:I don't know if my four even counts, but it will get him giddy Giddy Because four even counts. But it will get him giddy Giddy Because he had to drag me to the theater for it and we both loved it.
Speaker 1:The Northmen. Yeah, To my honorable mention. As much as I love that movie, I was like I can't put it on there yet.
Speaker 3:I almost put it at ten. It was one of the finals for ten. I love Viking related, you know anything.
Speaker 1:I do too. You're like I know.
Speaker 3:Anything to do with Ireland, Scotland, Britannia and I say Britannia, not Great Britain or anything like that and Vikings.
Speaker 1:You, you. But you made the joke that movies about me You're like joke stands.
Speaker 3:Well over there, I couldn't even do it. Your dick is just flying through the fucking. The movie's about me. You're like joke stands. Well over there, I couldn't even do it. Your dick is just flying through the fucking air while you're fighting. That's such a fucking bad scene. It's like he directed it.
Speaker 1:I like that movie so much that I get I don't know why I get called a Viking so much, not to mention the religion probably the beard in in the movie for the Vikings, the shamanism that they used.
Speaker 3:I need Taylor Joyce in it. That didn't help him. That did not help him at all. Curiosa.
Speaker 1:A lot of good action. Motherfucker has his final fight in a fucking volcano, half naked, and he has a vision of his wife. Bro took my death, it's my death.
Speaker 3:Like I said, I could have swore you were the one who directed this movie.
Speaker 1:I don't know I'm like bro. No, I love that movie. It's due for a rewatch.
Speaker 3:Willem Dafoe's fucking part in that, though, too, was just. I didn't know how to take it, because it was both weird, but Anyone out there if you like the anime Vinland Saga, watch the Northman.
Speaker 1:Vinland Saga, watch the Northmen. What the hell are you? I had to compare them. I love doing that. I love Vinland Saga, so I had to compare it to the Northmen.
Speaker 3:I mean you're both right, but then you're also sending them into a movie that is dark as hell sometimes. Yeah, it's weird.
Speaker 1:What the fuck's going on?
Speaker 2:So is Vinland Saga.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I mean. Well, it's literal dark, Like you're sitting there watching a movie you have to go like. Oh like. Dc movies where they don't turn the lights on. Remember how we were watching that movie, what the fuck's going on? And then all of a sudden they come in with a flame and it's like, oh okay now we get it Still.
Speaker 2:one of my favorite lines from Deadpool 2. So dark. Sure you're not part of the DC universe, a part of the DC?
Speaker 3:universe. That was my four.
Speaker 2:We already know my four oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Three.
Speaker 3:We got his four.
Speaker 1:My number. Now we're getting to my Kind of my trinity now, oh God, number three, okay, I think you guys can guess my one and two.
Speaker 2:I don't think you get my three.
Speaker 1:My number three is a Lester, a actual Lester, and if we did a top ten favorite movie characters, which should be a list, at some point a character from this movie would be in it Tombstone.
Speaker 2:Tombstone is my number two. You could say the same thing, damn it.
Speaker 3:You could say the same thing for mine.
Speaker 1:Me and JJ fight over who Doc Holiday is. You're going to same thing for mine. Me and JJ fight over who.
Speaker 3:Doc Holliday, is You're going to continue fighting with him?
Speaker 1:Val Kilmer should have won a, and it's Doc Holliday in my top five for characters. Val Kilmer should have won a fucking Oscar for that shit. I can't even remember who won awards for mine.
Speaker 3:You could probably tell me when I say it.
Speaker 1:That is one Wait. I'm curious, matt. When I said Western, you were like he's going to say Tombstone.
Speaker 2:I know exactly which movie it is.
Speaker 3:You know how many times you brought up Tombstone.
Speaker 1:No, you want to talk about quotable movies and you want to play with death. I'll be a Huckleberry. This is my game quotable movies, and you, you want to play with death. I'll be a huckleberry I was gonna be.
Speaker 2:My quote is like this is my there this is my game.
Speaker 1:Why it hurts my friend. Oh fuck, quotable movies. Sam great cast sam elliott's in there too. Um, kurt russell is wyatt. Um, fucking val kilmer's doc bill paxton yep, billxton, val Kilmer had the fucking Doc Holliday swag. That's always fucking great. I bought JJ a pop of Doc Holliday. I'm jealous. Now I want one. But I love Tombstone. It's pretty accurate. It's got good action in it. They made a West. It's. Oh, tombstone, that's my most. We need more movies like it. That's my most watched Western.
Speaker 3:We literally are too focused on action and explosions and sex versus story, I'll be a huckleberry.
Speaker 1:God damn it. And speaking of story, matt knew it. Matt knew it. He's like here comes Tombstone.
Speaker 2:Once he said Western he's like well there goes mine it's going right before mine, my.
Speaker 3:My number three is far removed from a western, but kind of my. Thing but gangs of new york, there you go it's a good one.
Speaker 1:That that's what I probably forgot to give more love to when I was debating my list, but I really do like that one I like that higher on my list, thanks to uh, I believe Grandma Pam and. Miller, Great cast. Daniel Day-Lewis it was on a lot Leah, one of my top two favorite actors DiCaprio.
Speaker 3:I just liked how it portrayed America at that time.
Speaker 1:Nobody liked each other. It portrayed racism. Here come them, fucking Irish. No, you didn't like each other. Nobody liked each other, didn'ted racists? Oh, here come them, fucking Irish. No, you didn't like each other, nobody liked each other.
Speaker 3:Didn't matter where the fuck you came from. Well, the true.
Speaker 1:The Daniel Day-Lewis the butcher. He was the traditional American. I don't want these immigrants in my fucking land. He was their traditional Boys that's.
Speaker 3:I'm surprised that movie wasn't more referenced nowadays.
Speaker 1:But no, that's a great movie, that's a.
Speaker 3:Scorsese movie. Oh shit, I know your new nickname for Trump now.
Speaker 1:Butcher oh my God, he loves immigrants, not illegal ones. I'm not getting on that shit. What's Gangs in New York? I should have expected that to come up. It is a political movie In a way.
Speaker 3:It even has corrupt cops in it. Seriously, you remember who plays the corrupt cop?
Speaker 1:right yeah, john C Reilly, yup that guy's amazing, he can play many roles, and that one motherfucker's in there too. He's always playing an Irish role, brandon Gleeson. I think it's Gleeson. He's always in fucking Irish roles, always. Oh, that's true. You need an Irishman, you cast him.
Speaker 2:He comes out with that big fucking hammer and shit it's between him and basically, who was the vampire in?
Speaker 3:Did we say Van Helsing?
Speaker 2:No, kate Beckinsdale's Hugh.
Speaker 1:Jackman no vampire. Hugh Jackman was Van Helsing.
Speaker 3:He's thinking what movie where she's the vampire? Oh, vampire, hugh Jackman as Van Halsey. He's thinking what?
Speaker 2:movie where she's the vampire. Oh shit, Her franchise Underworld.
Speaker 3:Yeah, there we go. That should have been Dean's first fucking thing.
Speaker 2:The red-haired guy that's the villain in 2 is also very cast. He's usually cast as an Irishman in a lot of shit, the one that's the I know who you're talking about.
Speaker 3:I can't name him.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but he plays an Irishman in a lot of shit. My number three is Fury. That's Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt in the tank. In the tank, that's the tank. Tank life, god damn it. Tank life. Very underrated story Tank life, god damn it. Tank life Very underrated story.
Speaker 3:What the hell is going to be an honorable mention for me.
Speaker 2:What was that movie where they're trying to train psychics? The Men who Stare at Goats. The Men who Stare at Goats.
Speaker 3:Thank you, george Clooney. Yeah, what the fuck. Why is that movie just there whenever something like that is brought up? Brad Pitt, all of a sudden.
Speaker 2:George Clooney, minsteric Oats yeah, too bad that movie their most recent movie didn't come out to theater. I still wanted to see it. It did. It went straight to fucking. Not Amazon's. Prime no, it went straight. Not Peacock, it's the other one, apple. It went straight to Apple. Oh fuck.
Speaker 3:Apple.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was created by the guy that did the Spider-Man movies.
Speaker 3:Damn it. It should have went to Paramount, then that'd be good Spider-Man Could have gone to any one Mark.
Speaker 2:Webb. Yeah Huh, how about Spider-Man movies? The most recent ones? Oh uh, john Watts, yeah, he directed it and he backed out of doing the sequel because of what Apple did.
Speaker 1:Oh, your number two was Tombstone. Yeah, my name, so we're just skipping.
Speaker 2:We didn't even say ours yet. Yeah, you're on your number two. I just did my three.
Speaker 1:Oh well, it was said already, but number two is Patriot for me. There you go, Number two is Patriot. I wasn't expecting that Patriot's very high up Mel Gibson is the god of like historical movies. Mel Gibson, mel Gibson, mel Gibson, mel Gibson.
Speaker 3:Speaking of historical movies, Mel Gibson If this is not on your list somewhere where he's bearing a cross, Passion of the Cross he directed that. He wasn't in it. He wasn't in it, but it's still one of his movies.
Speaker 1:Jim Caviezel played Jesus. No, I can't. As much as this sounds bad, I don't mean it bad. I heard a Carlos Mencia joke that kind of ruined that movie for me. What he said? He was watching it in the theaters and he was laughing, but watching Passion of Christ laughing, he said. I was watching Passion of Christ in theaters and I was laughing. Old Latino lady next to me touched me on the shoulder Sir, are you not sad? That's our Lord and Savior dying. Carlos Mencia was like, why he comes back.
Speaker 3:That's actually horrible, considering that they're actually trying to make a sequel to that movie. He comes back.
Speaker 1:I'm like, oh god, it's so bad, I shouldn't laugh. But it's true, he does come back.
Speaker 3:That's what ruined the movie for you A little bit, because I'm like.
Speaker 1:I'm trying to make me emotional. He comes back and then I think about Family Guy. Passionate of Christ 2, crucify this, where Jesus is teaming up with Chris Tucker and you shoot the motherfucker.
Speaker 3:That one I would have believed more as ruining the movie than Carlos Mencia.
Speaker 1:Oh God, no American Revolution, not Civil. Ruining the movie than carlos mencia. Oh god, no american revolution, not civil war.
Speaker 2:Jay, I'm sorry, you and you're gonna hear that you're gonna hear that from me and matt for a bit, I think probably who cares not, as it's still not as bad as you, not knowing what fluffer meant mine at least, is just a brain crossed wire.
Speaker 1:No, mel Gibson's great in history movies. It was not really accurate to the revolution, but they did historical battles. You've seen Yorktown. At the end Cowpens was the last big battle, but that's historical. But one thing Jason Isaacs is great at playing villains. You're not wrong. That's who played the horse Bannister Tarleton, the horse guy. Who was? Based on a real person. Cornwallis was in there. It was great. Good act, very good action. Can't forget fucking oh God, why Heath Ledger?
Speaker 3:Segway. Segway, no, no Okay.
Speaker 2:Not to my one. Segway, segway, seg. No, okay, not to my one, like Like Ledge Heath.
Speaker 3:Led my two. Anything else to say?
Speaker 1:To this here. No, no, no, no, no. I just Good movie, great movie. It's got the America, the America's in there, oh, and the French, the French, no I. One thing I gotta say my favorite scene when they steal this carriage and carriage and Cornwallis' dogs, we're just gonna eat them. The French guy looks at them. Huh, we'll eat them. They didn't eat them. I wanna see Mel in more movies. Goddammit, let him come back. Goddammit, I know he's coming, hasn't he since?
Speaker 3:I thought he said no, he's been back. He's been doing stuff again. What the hell was that movie? Daddy's Home, oh yeah, since that movie, hasn't he been making more movie appearances?
Speaker 1:No, he's been directing more. He makes a drunk anti-Semitic remark and it's all fucking over.
Speaker 2:He's in whatever Monster Summer or whatever. Yeah, you were bitching about being what the fuck? This doesn't feel like a Mel Gibson movie.
Speaker 3:It doesn't, it's just in there for fun. Hey, it's Mel Gibson.
Speaker 2:I would have believed John Cena more as that character than I would have believed Mel Gibson as that character. John Cena wasn't available, apparently not?
Speaker 1:Well, you couldn't see him the whole movie anyway. So why the fuck? Give me a slap, shame me.
Speaker 2:Nope, that's not my job. No, I don't have a bonk stick.
Speaker 1:It's low-hanging fruit. I'm always going to say it.
Speaker 3:when John Cena's they're over there A little longer.
Speaker 1:Okay, jay, okay, jay's two. What do we got A Knight's Tale there you go. Hey, that's funny. You see Paul Bendy's ass in that motherfucker. Why do I remember that?
Speaker 2:Well, you know why you remember that.
Speaker 1:I'm just saying he's walking down the road he's like.
Speaker 3:Hey, I was trying to segue into it when you said heath ledger, that's true low key, yes, but funny thing, people ask me when I'm talking to people.
Speaker 1:That's how it shows my age a little bit, but I'm not talking to me like man. I love paul bentney. I seen him as vision man. He was in a knight's tale before most shit. So shut up, yeah we're watching the movie.
Speaker 2:You've got joker, he's uh, robert baratheon and vision adam tunic dude, they had a whole fucking cast.
Speaker 3:You mean Clayface. Yes, I love that guy. He's in so many good roles I don't even know if they're going to continue. One of my newer favorite shows of his Resident, alien, which is based off a comic that I cannot find.
Speaker 1:I'm curious, I'm curious of Matt's one.
Speaker 2:I already teased it, you're on your one.
Speaker 1:He said his two because of you, it was Tombstone. Yeah, my two was Tombstone. I'm curious. I'm curious if Matt can get it. I'm curious if he can get it. What? I give you the lead actor, you'll get it. Tom Cruise, that's your number one, we can get it. What? Yeah, I give you the lead actor, you'll get it, tom.
Speaker 2:Cruise. That's your number one.
Speaker 3:Yep, it's not Christian. Impossible.
Speaker 2:Wow. Well, what is my number one? Last Samurai.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no what.
Speaker 3:I won't shake it. I can't shake your hand on the Last Samurai. Fine. Why? Why do you?
Speaker 2:I'm more I can't shake your hand on the Last Samurai? Fine, why? It's a freaking amazing movie. I'm not saying it's not an amazing movie, I'm just surprised it's number one.
Speaker 3:Actually I am a little surprised it's number one for him.
Speaker 1:It is. It's just you know how much I love Japanese culture.
Speaker 2:First off, so are you going to play the new Assassin's Creed or not?
Speaker 3:What the fuck was the last assassins creed movie he played when you were a pirate movie? Oh god, it's game cross wires and brain. Leave me alone. It's a the impact. I didn't have enough caffeine today not enough, it very.
Speaker 1:They changed up names. But that movie isn't enough. It's very historical because it's about the Satsuma Rebellion, where the samurai rebelled against Japan starting to go more imperial and opening up to the world Western, because Japan was very so for the longest time Japan had a code of they're themselves. They're closed off. They're closed off from the fucking world.
Speaker 3:They will trade with us, but they will never be us but when the movie depicts it, there's really no good.
Speaker 1:Or, as they kind of depict, the emperor and imperial Japan is bad. But the samurai in reality did not want to give up their their, their privilege. That is part of their, because the samurai ways die when japan opens up. It's kind of sad and they depicted that very, very well. They didn't want to. The samurai weren't really bad because they weren't giving up their way of life, but for japan to grow and to thrive, they needed to open up to the world. So it's kind of a bittersweet sad thing because when I look, when you look up what the code of the samurai Bushido is, that is basically how I live my fucking life. I'm curious if Jay's going to detest that. You're like no, why would I? I want to get all of them in characters, like down my arm tattooed, because I just love Bushido. It's honor, loyalty and all that stuff. So that's why and samurai is some of my favorite, honestly, if you don't live by that.
Speaker 3:how do you even have friends and family who believe in you?
Speaker 1:Yeah, tom, Cruise was great in it. Ken Watanabe was just great he was my favorite. They changed his name. But I like when they're in the hill they don't got many left and shit. And he's like tell me what happened to the brave men at thermopoly, dead to the last. He smiles. I'm like they died on their fucking principles and I just I, it's, it's very historical. And then tom cruise's red armor he gets at the end from the guy he killed was like oh, that fucking armor man, that fucking ah.
Speaker 3:Ken's character was my favorite.
Speaker 1:My dad loves that movie too. My dad adores that movie, oh fuck.
Speaker 3:A unified Japan. What the hell was the new Hulu show that they just released? Shogun Shogun, that was pretty good. I hated that they changed Nobunaga's name, yeah.
Speaker 2:That's based off the story that's written about him. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah. You would like that one if you watched it. I've watched bits and pieces.
Speaker 3:It's supposed to get a season 2, but I don't know when that's going to happen.
Speaker 1:I will say this Most historical shit I eat up. You should see, we just unpacked all my shit, a lot of my shit. I have probably 50, 60 books of history egypt, japan, everything. People want to know why. I'm smart because I read. That's where I got in history like when we're talking. This guy's books actually make you intelligent, no matter what source and history fascinates me when a lot of people it's boring like I paid so how do you advance as a civilization if you don't know your own history?
Speaker 1:I just watched a goddamn video a couple nights ago like an hour long, a guy discussing the best and worst accomplishment of each uS president. You want to know who I could do a president discussion with? He's not here. I could discuss that almost every president with him just nonstop, Because we've had those talks he's not a main cast member as much as you want him to be.
Speaker 3:He's a hobbit. That would be kind of political. We could do a video call with him right now.
Speaker 1:It'd be kind of political in a way, but I agree with what a lot of my YouTubers say about that. It's only political when you start getting to the modern politics, when you start getting to like Bush, Sr Reagan and shit. Then you start getting controversial. You're going to start offending people, but before that, Before thousands, Before yeah, that's when politics started getting very a little divisive.
Speaker 3:That's also the same time when we stopped advancing technology. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because all the stuff we have now we technically had already Just smaller, more capable. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. So yeah, like smartphones haven't changed in the last 20 years Smartphones? No, they really haven't. And now we flip them.
Speaker 1:Yeah, now they close and shit. Yeah, now they close and shit. God, it was, years, it was.
Speaker 3:You know the Google, the Google Glass eyes? Yeah, we had those in the fucking 90s too, but they weren't as technologically superior as they would say now.
Speaker 1:Oh, I forgot one thing. There's one thing I always got to tell people Last Samurai is fairly historically accurate, but everyone's like the Samurai were fighting the fucking Imperial Japanese Army with swords. Me, that's bullshit. They had guns, they had guns.
Speaker 3:What about the ninja? What the ninja? When they did shit at night? Oh my god, they didn't call them that, but that's what they were.
Speaker 1:The ninja were the enemy of the samurai, so that was kind of no, they used guns in that the samurai used guns. People think they were just fighting with swords. They used guns too.
Speaker 3:Mostly handguns, but they did use muskets.
Speaker 2:They were using muskets. They swallowed their pride to use the guns, though they didn't like guns that was his big push yeah.
Speaker 3:We don't want to use guns. He was actually Nobunaga was one of the biggest ones to push for using guns and cannons.
Speaker 2:That's why he killed the Takeda so easily. Uh-huh, I know my Samurai.
Speaker 3:Warriors. Well, yeah, one of your favorite fucking video games.
Speaker 1:I know. Samurai. Samurai. Okay, enough of my love for Samurai Wait.
Speaker 3:I'm not going to do it. Quietly, quietly. Good morning Vietnam. I'm a big-ass Robin Williams fan and it actually is somewhat historically accurate as far as Now. We're all the earlier.
Speaker 2:Now I understand.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Did he roll you back that far to understand what we were talking about? Yeah, now I Put the toothpaste back in the tube. It's like whoa.
Speaker 1:Okay, I remember when you shouted that, when it was like midnight, yep.
Speaker 3:I couldn't fucking help myself. I held it back this time. Sure, you did, I did. I could have been louder.
Speaker 2:That is what she said.
Speaker 3:Not to most people.
Speaker 1:I'm just. I'm more surprised that I Depends on where you're doing it.
Speaker 3:I could have been quieter. No, you wouldn't In church.
Speaker 2:I talked about religion enough today. I can make that joke.
Speaker 3:What were you doing in confession? Your mother, All right all right, we lost Dean again.
Speaker 1:Oh well, your mother. Oh my God, I know I picked up all of them.
Speaker 2:He's still two blocks behind picking up the jokes that we left behind.
Speaker 1:No, I talked about Last Samurai. I'm in Samurai time.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I know, he's still in honor mode.
Speaker 1:Low key. No, I'm not an honorable mention. You want to know something that kind of ruined. You want to know something. I was talking to one of my other friends who's really big in history at work. You want to know something this motherfucker said to me that did not ruin the Last Samurai, but always makes me chuckle when he says it. He's like dude, low-key, the Last Samurai a little bit about you and I'm like why? The Last Samurai is literally about the first weeb. I'm like bro, fuck you. You know, what he's saying. It's not wrong.
Speaker 2:Talking about kicking you while you're down. It's about them, like what he Talking about kicking you while you're down.
Speaker 1:It's about them like what?
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's about the first weeb, the first guy, japan, the guy who goes to appreciate Japan's culture. Japan, the real culture, not the anime thing.
Speaker 1:Even though Japan, anime is a part of their culture. Now, okay, let's just say it Anime.
Speaker 3:Anime, anime. Sadly, you can't go to certain areas of Japan without seeing somebody dressed up in cosplay.
Speaker 2:I'd rather be watching anime right now. What I'd rather be watching anime right now Anime Shangri-La. Gotta finish it at some point.
Speaker 1:Oh, then we talk about it. I'm curious about it. It's not a hype, but I like it a lot. I've been keeping up with it. So how many?
Speaker 3:honorable mentions do you guys have?
Speaker 2:I didn't do my number one yet. Yeah, matt didn't do his number one yet. Number one, I just said it was set already. It was Saving Private.
Speaker 1:Ryan. Oh God, I should have known that I could have figured that I really could have Talk about all-star cast. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Future potential.
Speaker 3:I left like two off One, One off of mine Full. It's like two off One, One off of mine Full metal jacket. That's a good one.
Speaker 2:You want a full metal jacket. Two of my three remaining honorable mentions are Russell Crowe.
Speaker 1:My nom movies. If you listen to full metal Gibson line, my nom movies were down to three. We were Soldiers, platoon and Apocalypse Now and Apocalypse, now Apocalypse. Now, well, I got all, and.
Speaker 2:Apocalypse.
Speaker 1:Now Apocalypse Now. Well, I got all them on. I have all these on Blu-ray. I will literally show you when you're downstairs. But uh, um, no, platoon's iconic because you got fucking, uh, the foe Getting shot and shit. That's the cover of the movie. The foe look cool as a bitch and it's hard to see it because he looks so young and cool. In that fucking movie he's got his bandana and shit. That's fucking the Green Goblin when he was in the military. Shit, how fucking young was he in that movie. How old that's from movies from the 80s Platoon.
Speaker 3:It was the 80s, platoon's an old movie man. I didn realize he was that old. I'm curious now I'm watching that movie as a kid when it was brand fucking new 86 here.
Speaker 1:Matt can do the math real quick. Hold on. Movie was 86. The foe was born in 55. 31. He was young man.
Speaker 3:The foe's not young he had less gray than I do now in my beard.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the foe was 31 in that. Wow, god, that's young.
Speaker 3:Wow, now that just makes me feel old. Now Platoon.
Speaker 1:Directed by Oliver Stone. I don't think I've heard his name since he's kind of, I wonder. He used to get very, very, very political and I'm wondering if that kind of calmed his career down a little bit. He was a big conspiracy guy.
Speaker 2:Oh, he's got a one-off coming role. Oh who, the follower, william Oliver Stone. Oh. White Lies Pre-production. Is that a reboot? Oh, his last movie that you may have heard of was Snowden. Yeah, he does a lot of political shit.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's why I told you, oliver Stone does a lot Very political.
Speaker 2:Nuclear now JFK. Destiny betrayed, jfk revisited. Putin interviews Snowden. Mi amigo Hugo, the untold history of the United States.
Speaker 1:Yep Savages that's Oliver Stone. Castro and winner that's Oliver Stone.
Speaker 2:Wall Street Money never sleeps. That's Oliver Stone World Trade Center. That's Oliver Stone. Wall Street Money Never Sleeps. That's Oliver Stone World Trade Center. That's all he does South of the Border?
Speaker 3:I've definitely heard of his stuff.
Speaker 2:Definitely W, as in George W Bush, low-key.
Speaker 1:That one was Low-key, that shit was funny Alexander who did they have portray as Chaney? I never mentioned. I love Alexander, good movie.
Speaker 2:That's probably the biggest deviation between any of his movies. Alexander yes, america Undercover Commandant, any Given Sunday, I guess that's a big flip too. U-turn, nixon, natural Born Killers. Nixon, nixon. Jfk the Doors, born on the Fourth of July, oliver Stone, is that script political? Let me JFK the Doors.
Speaker 1:Born on the 4th of July, oliver Stone. Is that script political? Let me direct it.
Speaker 3:He knows his niche.
Speaker 2:Niche Last year in Vietnam. Oh, Oliver, what are?
Speaker 1:you doing? Oh my god, they didn't randomly do.
Speaker 2:Alexander, any given Sunday who played?
Speaker 1:Alexander Colin Far Sunday who played Alexander Colin Farrell? It was Colin Farrell. Yeah, who's the?
Speaker 2:penguin. Now, my three honorable mentions were Cinderella man, ooh Master and Commander Yep. And then, just to give it a shout-out, because one of the more recent ones for historical was the Ministry of Ungenual and Warfare Yep, I'm just going to get that one. How could I?
Speaker 3:forget about that and it was actually in our movie.
Speaker 1:Couple for me. Well, there's Northman. This one is very modern. I'm sure this is very modern. It's not Mark Wahlberg by Lone Survivor, historical, it's a true story. This one is a Mom dropped something, apparently. This one's very. Another emotional one, but a true story. American Sniper.
Speaker 2:That one was on there. It's more of a documentary, basically. In a way who played?
Speaker 1:Chris, it was Bradley Cooper, wasn't it? Yeah, my Civil War movie Glory, matthew Broderick.
Speaker 3:Denzel.
Speaker 1:Morgan Freeman what?
Speaker 3:do you mean not Revolutionary?
Speaker 1:You, son of a bitch, you're doing it to yourself. I don't fucking care. I almost forgot. You did it, even though the unison of me and Matt looking. When you said Revolutionary, I questioned myself. No, you said Civil War, I questioned myself as I said it no.
Speaker 3:When you said civil war yeah. When you said civil.
Speaker 2:See, you're doing it to the self of yourself in the backwards way.
Speaker 1:It's that easy. Another good civil. We're Americans, we know our own history. No, we don't. Another good civil.
Speaker 2:Unquoted war of 1812 yet Another good civil war?
Speaker 3:Fuck that war. That confuses me.
Speaker 1:the most, another one that could have been on, another one that I really liked Inglourious Bastards. Yeah, that one feels less historic. I know. But I'm sorry Brad Pitt, with another quote for me we had a killing Nazi business.
Speaker 3:You killed Hitler in the movie Dude. Between that one and.
Speaker 1:The killing Nazi business and business is good.
Speaker 2:I like when the fucking Monument man that was a big one too, yeah, that one actually yeah.
Speaker 1:I like when the fucking, when they're hyping up the big Jew that comes out with the bat.
Speaker 2:Tarantino kills me. Man, you have another reason to hate him. The bear Jew, the bear Jew, the bear Jew. Do you know why? No, he's the director of the Borderlands movie.
Speaker 1:Wait, that's fucking, don't say his. Oh fuck, eli Roth. Yeah, that is Eli Roth, eli Roth. A couple movies that were not said.
Speaker 2:I'm curious here. Technically, schindler's List hasn't been said and that's in a lot of top 10. That's depressing.
Speaker 3:I know, but that's depressing.
Speaker 2:I'm just bringing it up. It's not a favorite. It's a good movie in terms of what it does, but it's not a favorite movie by any means. True story it's about Oscar Schindler, who saved a lot of Jews.
Speaker 3:Yeah. I didn't put the movie about. Anne. Frank on there.
Speaker 2:Yeah, which one has. What's the movie with Liam Neeson as the lawyer or as a racist? I can't remember. I saw that on a lot of lists too. Liam Neeson as a racist. I can't remember that. I saw that on a lot of lists too. Liam Neeson as a racist. Yeah, it's a black and white movie. It's like To Kill a Mockingbird or something. It's in that realm. It's an old ass title. I can't remember what it is, though, but that was on a lot of lists.
Speaker 3:You said lawyer in To Kill a Mockingbird.
Speaker 2:I thought he was the lawyer in the movie To Kill a Mockingbird. Has a lawyer in it, but I can't remember what it is. Look at his IMDb Speaking of people looking old oh my god, technically it is.
Speaker 3:My school wanted me to read that book and I didn't. That's got me fucked up. I'll watch the movie instead. What movie To Kill a Mockingbird? No, technically it is what?
Speaker 1:Titanic?
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, no technically it is what Titanic? Oh yeah, Technically it is.
Speaker 3:How did that not make your list? I've loved, I've.
Speaker 1:That is one of. I have worshipped Titanic on this podcast randomly so many fucking times. I was not going to fucking worship Titanic again. Ah, damn it. Now I'm thinking about Celine Dion. Yeah, my heart will go on. There was room on that door for Jack. Oh, fuck, one of my favorite. My dad's ruined that movie for me Because when they're in the car, when we're watching, she's giving it. When she puts her hand against there, against the thing, when they're doing it in the car, my dad's like, oh, right there, dc's giving to her. Good, right there. I'm like, oh, fuck you I'm thinking of schindler's list.
Speaker 2:That's where my fucking brain is right now. You?
Speaker 3:give it to her. Good schindler's, are you in a gas chamber?
Speaker 2:no, but that's liam neeson and schindler's list. That's where my brain is going. That's the picture of him I'm seeing people.
Speaker 1:people ask me dean, can I watch a movie that makes me hate my fellow humans? Yeah, watch Schindler's List. That's not the only one there's plenty. Any movie that has to do with the Holocaust.
Speaker 2:Watch it. Some ones that didn't get said 1917, Dunkirk.
Speaker 3:Wait, I didn't say Dunkirk on purpose.
Speaker 1:I didn't say 1917 because as beautifully shot as that movie is, that movie bored the shit out of me. The whole movie is him running. That's the whole fucking movie. I'm sitting here like bro, can you kill something? Old movie? If I want running, I'll watch Forrest Gump.
Speaker 3:No, yo, what's your Tom Cruise movie?
Speaker 2:Last of the Mohicans. Last of the Mohicans.
Speaker 3:Son of a bitch.
Speaker 1:Lincoln Twelve.
Speaker 2:Years a Slave Vampire Slayer. Most historic movie ever. Darkest Hour, gary Oldman's one of the last movies. That was a decent, good movie. All the President's Men, forrest Gump Low key. It goes. Based off of somebody there's Platoon All the President's Men, oppenheimer. Forrest Gump Low key, low key. It goes for somebody there's Platoon Oppenheimer. Yeah, that was a more recent one, I didn't know.
Speaker 1:I need to give you a chance, dennis Quaid, reagan, yeah that was one of the more recent ones.
Speaker 3:I still want to watch that with you Hidden Figures you, me and my grandfather. Let's sit down and watch that, Roger Aikens.
Speaker 2:Hidden Figures is an underrated movie. Speaking of Kevin Costner, there's Good Morning Vietnam.
Speaker 1:War Horse. Yeah, hey, there's Napoleon. I heard that suck. What's my bad? The Hurt Walker? Oh yes, hey, I heard that suck. What's my bad? The Hurt Walker? Oh yes, hey, there's one of me and Jay's favorite movies. We used to dunk on all the time in theaters when it was a trailer Dunkirk. That's why I didn't make it to the list, because me and you oh, this is going to be good and we quote said this is going to be shit and the fucking theater laughed. Hotel, rwanda, hotel.
Speaker 2:Rwanda.
Speaker 3:Chariots of Fire. No, why did we say that? Did we say that because of Nolan? Yes, we said it purely because of Nolan.
Speaker 1:I believe it was Nolan. Yes.
Speaker 2:Zero.
Speaker 1:Dark Thirty Yep. That's about the mission to kill Bin Laden.
Speaker 2:The Revenant.
Speaker 1:Yes. Damn I should have said Firebrand when Jude Law played Henry VIII. No, that's my joke to people. Watch that movie. You want to know how you deal with women? Watch that movie.
Speaker 3:What's the most recent one we've seen that had Fuck. You were in it, adam Driver. What?
Speaker 1:Megalopolis.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, Not Megalopolis, it was in the Medieval Times Last Duel. Last Duel, I betrayed you in that movie. Yeah, you did, fucker.
Speaker 2:The original Ben-Hur. Oh my god.
Speaker 1:Like rappers up there are like yeah Ben-Hur. Oh my god, like rappers up there are like yeah Ben-Hur.
Speaker 2:Letters from Iwo Jima.
Speaker 1:I almost had that on there Letters from Iwo Jima that movie got. Who directed Letters from Iwo Jima that?
Speaker 2:movie got. That was one of two that he did in the time that worked.
Speaker 1:I didn't like that because that movie got a lot of shit because it was about the Japanese soldiers sending their loved ones letters and shit. People didn't like that. I'm like I get it, it's not American. I get it, it's not the American perspective. But the Japanese were fighting for their land too. So you know, you got to think from their perspective.
Speaker 3:They were soldiers too, just fulfilling an order they got, and everyone who was in war is human, except for the ones at top of the order.
Speaker 1:As horrible as dropping the atomic bombs were. I always tell people it's like you need to like. That was terrible. How could America do that? It wasn't good, but you need to think about it this way. Do you know how many lives it would have cost American troops to take the mainland of Japan? A lot, so they're like. Truman made the call and they were warned. Them citizens were warned to get out before they dropped the bombs. They were warned. So I always gotta put people on history game their emperor told them it was fine not to leave.
Speaker 2:And now we got Godzilla. And now I'm fine with that.
Speaker 3:I'm a horrible human being for that joke. I'm fine with that. I'm a horrible human being for that joke. I'm fine with having Godzilla.
Speaker 2:No, the only joke is Godzilla.
Speaker 3:No, that's why I won't ever move to New York.
Speaker 1:Oh, one of my favorite things, jurassic Park, the Lost World when a Japanese guy's running, he's saying some shit in Japanese and it's translated. I ran away from Japan to get away from this shit, japan.
Speaker 2:Holodime T-Rex, oh no.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we got damn near.
Speaker 3:The arm movements he was just making there. I'm tired, leave me alone.
Speaker 2:We damn near fucking.
Speaker 3:Well, we got it. Do we have anything upcoming to say?
Speaker 2:No, next one's going to be Kraven, isn't it? I believe so.
Speaker 3:Oh boy, expect a lot of Marvel talk and then Dean going off the handle. December 13th, it's Kraven. He's been the biggest defender of that movie. He says it every time that trailer comes on. Don't you suck, I'm your biggest defender.
Speaker 2:So, yes, red 1 could have come out at any of the next two weeks and would have landed in December versus now. It would have been acceptable in December versus now, it would have been acceptable at December 1st.
Speaker 1:Really would have been. I mean what?
Speaker 2:We need to figure out what we're doing for December, because I don't know if we can do three episodes in December. I don't know. With. Craven, mufasa, sonic 3, and Nosferatu. I don't think we Well what we could With Kraven, mufasa, sonic 3, and Nosferatu. I don't think we're gonna get three oh what a fucking we might have to do.
Speaker 1:Double features Not double features, but two movies each podcast.
Speaker 2:Some of those I'm gonna have to see twice.
Speaker 3:It's not the first time we've done that. No, I know we had a podcast where we covered like six movies. I mean we ain't had no death Because I wasn't with you guys.
Speaker 1:Marvel has been quiet. It's going to be quiet.
Speaker 3:No, because we already talked about.
Speaker 2:Agatha all along. We didn't talk about any finishing product of Agatha all along. No, we did not, because he was creaming his pants.
Speaker 1:I was. Why Death? Oh yeah, Lady Death.
Speaker 2:That was right. I didn't even watch the show and I still know I had Lady Death.
Speaker 1:Well, I'm gonna tell you Fucking um, I was thinking about it beforehand.
Speaker 3:I'm happy that we're pretty much getting a season 2 for it. Maybe, possibly.
Speaker 4:I'm not even putting I don't know what the number. I don't know what it's.
Speaker 1:That is a hell of a fucking song and then to get the origin of it yeah, it's Agatha just made it up to fucking con people and kill witches and steal her shit, steal her power. That movie makes you not like Agatha boy. You weren't supposed to. I know well, penguin makes you hate Penguin, right at the end You're starting to like you're supposed to. Oh, I know you're supposed to Fuck you. Penguin, fuck you. I was coming around to you.
Speaker 3:He was coming around to actually liking him until the very end. That was the goal. You're supposed to hate him, the funny thing is, Dean should have seen it coming, Because Penguin himself said why'd you say that? Why did you have to go and say that?
Speaker 1:We're like family. I'm your friend, vic, I'm your best buddy, family, oswald, come here. Come here and the audacity of this motherfucker to take his ID and take his last 20 bucks. You low man, I don't want Batman to beat your ass.
Speaker 2:Next movie, just be in the next movie first. We still don't know anything about that movie.
Speaker 3:We have no clue what's going on.
Speaker 1:It ends with hope. It ends with the bat signal turning on. That's the end. Batman's like oh shit, what's?
Speaker 3:going on. I'm finally going to pay attention to explosions.
Speaker 1:It reminds me of Robot Chicken. Whenever Batman's sitting at the bar and someone's trying to talk to him, Hold up. That's Fuck Robot Chicken.
Speaker 3:That's what we have technically coming up. We have Kraven, which would be probably a standalone podcast, right?
Speaker 2:Possibly it's the only one coming out, not during a week of anything else, yeah.
Speaker 3:I'm kind of sad about Sonic 3, Mufasa.
Speaker 2:We don't have to do one on Mufasa technically, but we still have to talk about other movies.
Speaker 3:I definitely want to do one on Sonic.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean that's got a franchise.
Speaker 3:It's a franchise and you get Keanu.
Speaker 2:The trailer was even in the movie.
Speaker 1:Hey, they made him do the awkward slide. I've heard a theory people analyzing Thunderbolts' trailer saying that Taskmaster ain't in a movie long.
Speaker 2:Apparently she gets offed quick well, to be fair, in the most recent trailer where they're all talking to Valentina. She's there in that recent shot he knows what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2:But it's mainly. I think I've already figured out part of the plot of the movie. Oh, okay, he knows what I'm talking about. Yeah, but it's mainly. I think I've already figured out part of the plot of the movie. Oh no, because you know who isn't in that scene? It's Bob. Oh boy, they're all going to get out and Bob's going to be the one that saves the fucking day. I have a feeling that's how it's going to go. It's going to go the Superman Justice League route, where he's going to come since he's so powerful, you can't have him in the entire movie and he's just going to save the day at the end.
Speaker 1:I have never liked Century that much as a character, so I'm not really that hyped for it. I'm like, oh, whoopee, century, I'm okay with the guy playing him, though it's fucking. It's Marvel, superman in a way Worse and Jay's just like. Look, they keep using characters from World War Hulk and they're just going to ignore the story I have I have very little interest in Skeleton Crew, but it's just going to be Goonies Star Wars.
Speaker 3:I like the concept when you put it that way.
Speaker 2:I like the concept yeah it has a change, it's a Star.
Speaker 3:Wars universe, but Goonies who doesn't like Goonies?
Speaker 2:Hey you guys. But Jude Law is just going to be another Jedi. That survived.
Speaker 1:Fucking. Order of Nine. Another Order of Nine.
Speaker 2:They did not have to do that, because it's an overplayed trope, because they don't have any creative ideas.
Speaker 3:They really don't.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because cause I mean there's a lot of fucking Jedi that survived that shit. He can be a Jedi sympathizer, he doesn't have to be a Jedi, or?
Speaker 3:a new fucking person discovering the force. What's wrong with that?
Speaker 1:what is wrong with? Somebody discovering the force. Obi-wan survived, yoda survived, the guy from Skeleton Crew survived, plo Koon survived. Don't forget that the games are canon. The games? Yeah, I was the games. Yeah, I was waiting for Matt to look at no.
Speaker 2:Dean, he did not, he kept talking, otherwise I'm gonna say fireball.
Speaker 1:Me or him? No, you know what the worst thing he ever fucking did, when my Plo Koon pop fell off the table. Asshole, oh he dead.
Speaker 2:And now there's Plo the table Asshole oh he's dead. I know this. Plokoon he dead. Oh, that was too good. There's so many poetic moments. Oh he dead.
Speaker 1:See he dead. That had to be the one fucking pop that fell off the fucking ship. God damn it. He flew off too, didn't he? He ejected.
Speaker 2:He didn't eject the time. Mace Windu has a bigger chance of being alive than Plo Koon. Does that motherfucker got?
Speaker 1:flew off into the fucking city.
Speaker 3:Yep, he's coming back. Watch him show up at the end.
Speaker 2:That's still the biggest fucking joke ever, what it's like. Why does Mason have a purple lightsaber? Because Samuel Jackson wanted a fucking purple lightsaber.
Speaker 3:I've seen the scene. Okay, I'm fine with that.
Speaker 2:But it's because of that reason. That's how we got the lore of the different color lightsabers. There was no lore outside of it until that point.
Speaker 3:I've seen the backstage. I like that we have lore on it now because of him, though. I've seen the backstage. I like that we have lore on it now because of him, though. I've seen the backstage scene, the whole thing that, and Disney still can't get it right.
Speaker 1:No, they can't. I've seen the backstage scene of that shit of Samuel L and George Lucas. Can I have a purple one? They're usually, I mean, red's for the bad guys. Green and blue are generally for the good guys, sam. Well, what about a purple one? We?
Speaker 2:could probably work something out. What about purple and Disney? Still can't get it fucking right. It's not how you plead a cry of chiropractic, I'm kind of happy Acolyte, season 2 got canceled.
Speaker 1:I'm like, yeah, as much as there were a couple things I kind of thought were.
Speaker 3:The first, second or third time Cancel.
Speaker 2:That they blend Ansel. The last time was enough. Oh yeah, she corrupted it and it turned red Because we told you not to.
Speaker 3:Speaking of witches, hey, agatha's witches made sense to me.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I wish the witches in.
Speaker 3:Star Wars went down the witches road and died. Yes, actually, no one of them. No One of them lived. One of them lived.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the black chick, she did not die. No, she didn't die. Now you got Wiccan.
Speaker 2:You are getting your Young Avengers thing.
Speaker 3:apparently, I'm fine with that, but I actually I want Amadeus.
Speaker 2:Cho. No, you're getting Scar.
Speaker 3:You fuck off.
Speaker 2:He's in the banner.
Speaker 3:Scar doesn't fucking make sense. He's in the banner. He makes no sense.
Speaker 1:I'm more. I'm more his Hulk. I'm more Matt. He did it. I'm more Matt. He said Amadeus, I'm like I actually.
Speaker 2:Because he makes more sense. I've read so does Hulkling over Scar Hulkling better fucking show up. No, we got.
Speaker 3:I've read. So does Hulkling over Scar Hulkling? Better fucking show up Hulkling. No, we got Wiccan, and his boyfriend has been mentioned. Yeah.
Speaker 2:It's not Hulkling.
Speaker 3:I don't know if they shared the same name or not. I didn't pay that close enough attention.
Speaker 1:unfortunately, I always tell Jay, it's like the Hulk I've read a little bit is Amadeus Cho, because he's got charisma, he's energetic Fucker, likes the party. I'm like this is my Hulk.
Speaker 3:Remember when Marvel did the all-new Marvel thing? Yeah, he became the Hulk because Hulk was dead, dead, dead. It was before we got Immortal Hulk.
Speaker 2:The next Marvel TV project is Daredevil, isn't it? I think?
Speaker 1:so I think so. I mean they showed. I thought it was going to get axed, but they showed clips of freshman year for Spider-Man. It's coming. They showed clips.
Speaker 2:Slow the fuck down. They showed clips.
Speaker 1:So that is coming. Oh, Blade's dead.
Speaker 2:I'm pretty sure Blade's dead. Nothing's been said or confirmed it, but we all know it killed it. Thank the movie.
Speaker 1:There are only ever going to be one Blade. You want to talk about quotable movies? There are only ever going to be one blade. You wanna talk about quotable movies? There only ever gonna be one blade.
Speaker 2:All three Deadpool movies are fucking quotable yeah, all the dinosaurs fear the T-Rex.
Speaker 1:You know what? I hate that? Because there's two quotes from Deadpool 3. There ever only gonna be one blade, and when they're arresting Wade, whoa, whoa, whoa. Pegging's not new to me, friend, but it is to Disney.
Speaker 2:I love the subtle homage when they were introducing all three of the variants and Wesley Stanton says I don't like you and it's like you never did.
Speaker 1:You never did Well. Ryan Reynolds had to come out and say because there was a thing, for a long time they hated each other. He's like we didn't hate each other.
Speaker 2:Apparently there's traction for Channing Tatum's gambit again now.
Speaker 1:Oh God, yes, Yep, god, that actually was terrible it was bad, but it weirdly grows on you though, even though it's bad, like I just did it At Emmy level.
Speaker 3:It's actually not horrible when you go down south. He actually is from there, he's from there, he was just doing his actual accent when he lived there.
Speaker 2:The reason he went into breakdancing training is because he wanted to play Gambit and he got Magic Mike instead.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, you know a funny thing when you think about fucking accents. This is the most random because you said accents and shit down south. This is the most random correlation ever to Gambit was because of accents. There is a football player that I just love watching his fucking interviews because you can Xavier Leguette from the Panthers. He has so much Southern draw you cannot even understand what the fuck he's saying half the time.
Speaker 3:I think I've seen a few of those.
Speaker 2:I just love sending people Namdi Asma. One have them try to say it. Namdi Asma, he was a cornerback for the Raiders and Eagles.
Speaker 1:I remember Kabir Bajab being.
Speaker 3:I still can't pronounce his fucking name right, His brother.
Speaker 1:Oh fuck, Fuck. I know he has one. Oh fuck, what was it?
Speaker 2:Well, akbar, akbar, kabajab being Miller.
Speaker 3:That was a one-hit, were them two together a trap.
Speaker 1:Bajo.
Speaker 3:Big Milla, that was a one hit. Were them two together a trap.
Speaker 1:I remember a lot of random ass fucking Packers that were like good for a good, was Gabir, was he a one hit wonder, like one year he was really good then.
Speaker 2:he kind of faded One really good patch rush year, but he was around for a while. Aaron Kampman another random fucking Packer I remember he wasn't as random, he had like a good stretch.
Speaker 1:Rand, the king of fucking random.
Speaker 2:No, if you want the most random players, you want, like Sam Congato, that one's random AJ Hawk Cullen Jenkins.
Speaker 1:Oh god Cullen.
Speaker 2:Jenkins, corey Williams.
Speaker 1:Random packers Alright, everyone, we're on fucking random football shit. We'll do a football one eventually. We'll work it in there.
Speaker 3:You need an extra guest for that one.
Speaker 1:We'll get it worked out. Oh, we got plenty of time.
Speaker 3:Good, good, good, alright, everyone have a good night Signing off For a Sunday. This is very late Sunday. Sunday, sunday. Where's the monster trucks? So good night everybody.
