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Knightfalls Vale
Transformers Triumph: Nostalgic Rewind, Lore Deep Dive, and Animated Love Letters
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What makes the Transformers universe so captivating? Join our latest episode as we bring a burst of nostalgia with a rewatch and lively breakdown of the first Transformers movie. We laugh through some technical hiccups, marvel at the expanding listener base, and engage in a spirited debate about the casting choices for Megatron and Optimus Prime. With a nod to the legendary performances of Peter Cullen and Frank Welker, we dive into the intricacies of character relationships and the voice acting that brought these iconic characters to life.
From the War for Cybertron to the enigmatic Quintessons, we discuss the expansive lore of Transformers and how Michael Bay's production influence ties the old with the new. Get ready for an in-depth chat about the evolution of the series, its animated versions, and the lasting impact of its merchandise. We also share our reactions to "Transformers: Rise of the Beasts," dissect the inclusion of the Maximals, and ponder the potential for a GI Joe crossover. Expect insights and opinions about the timeline and character development that keep the Transformers saga ever intriguing.
Finally, we take you on a rollercoaster of animated movie nostalgia, touching on childhood favorites like "Ice Age," "How to Train Your Dragon 2," and "The Iron Giant." Our reflections on these classics highlight their emotional connections and unforgettable soundtracks. We also pay homage to underrated gems and the heartbreak of box office disappointments, celebrating the diverse range of animated storytelling that has shaped our love for the genre. Join us for an episode brimming with laughter, memories, and passionate discussions about the movies that have left a lasting impression on our hearts.
Ready or not, here we are.
Speaker 1:Are we on Welcome to the Nightfalls Vale podcast. There we go. That was the most odd intro ever, but it worked. It wasn't textbook, but never textbook. Had they heard everything we said before that? You know, I brought up my podcast to new friends from our trip and I recommend this podcast. I actually have people who listen. Recommend this podcast. Yeah, I actually have people who listen to this podcast.
Speaker 1:What, yeah, they heard the fluffer. Oh no, I bring it up already. Son of a bitch, why. We've just seen Transformers 1, and one of the first things is fluff. Oh, I'm done, I'm retired, I'm tired. I'm tired. How can you retire? I'm 30. I'm retired, I'm tired. How can you retire? I'm 30 years old. God damn it, I'm retired. I threw the hat. Three or four of our listeners are over the age of 40. Huh, oh shit, they're going to look at you like you, fucking baby. Hey, you, bryce Harper wannabe. Yeah, yeah, that came up earlier today. Hey, everyone, do you know the definition Of a narcissist? I couldn't think of the word, but I knew what I was looking for, knew the myth that associated the word the man, the myth, the legend. That's enough, alright, everyone. We went to see the movie. Transformers 1 Disassociated. The word, the man, the myth, the legend, ding. That's enough. Alright, everyone, we went to see the movie Transformers 1.
Speaker 1:And we're so off track in the beginning here, it's ridiculous.
Speaker 2:I did say Transformers.
Speaker 1:1 review you did. Even though then we just kind of got lost in a black hole again, and once again one person's.
Speaker 2:You became.
Speaker 1:Orion Pax. Huh, oh god. You became Orion Pax. Huh, oh God. You went off on an adventure I did and you dragged B-16 and Alita with you. I don't like that.
Speaker 2:Is Alita Arcee.
Speaker 1:Just to clarify.
Speaker 2:No, no, arcee was there. Arcee was there I thought.
Speaker 1:So that's where I was going. Alita is a different character altogether. Okay, actually, you know it's kind of weird, it is one of my gripes, but I can understand why they went the way they did. Ariel was technically the first relationship that Orion X went through and Alita was the one that he ended up with during the war, which now we get. Clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang. Thought that was supposed to be only associated with Arcee at this point, but now it's just every female Autobot Except that gets shipped. Yes, because shipping is a thing, no matter how much we don't want to be. Let me help it. Because shipping is a thing, no matter how much we don't want to be, let me help it. It can be a thing. Just don't be creepy with it. 90% of people I think only one of you is going to get this reference I. I like Brian Tyree, henry, I don't think he's the voice of Megatron. He grew into it. He definitely grew into it A little off.
Speaker 1:But I agree with Jay At the end he kind of started getting more grist and griff, more griffled, more grist, more what the fuck word?
Speaker 2:I wasn't buying any of the voices.
Speaker 1:But for the joke I want to make, it's like part of me can't buy him as Megatron because I feel like he should be a train. Huh, beazle, oh God.
Speaker 2:Say one word for what you did One word.
Speaker 1:That's a great movie and I still died. I lived. Megatron lives. He rose up. He just took a nap. Hey, Steve Buscemi is Starscream fit. I don't care, I can't. As much as I love Hemsworth, I can't buy him as I didn't think he did bad. Oh no, there could have been a hell of a lot worse. When he got the spark, all that shit, I thought it was Cullen for a second. He did his best Cullen there for a second. He tried. He tried to get it Right towards the end there. He did change up his styling of voice and he did mention that in interviews. He's like I wasn't going to be Cullen because Peter is Peter and honor upon him. I will never be him. It just can't be him. It just doesn't. Same thing with fuck, fuck. Why am I forgetting his name? The original Megatron, who was also the voice of fucking Fred Frank Welker. Frank Welker, you can't. You can't beat those two no you can try.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it just didn't feel as impactful with themamesworth doing it as we're used to with Cullen in it. That point disappoints me a little bit Nothing will ever be as bad as not that it was bad, but look at Pratt as Mario. That was just Chris Pratt.
Speaker 2:Pratt doesn't try.
Speaker 1:Thamesworth did a better job than Pratt did as Mario.
Speaker 2:And Garfield.
Speaker 1:And I watched Garfield. I love Garfield, but when I was watching that entire movie, something about Pratt's voice Didn't do it for me. Yeah Well, odie just stole the show. He didn't speak. I didn't have an issue. Odie was Odie. Somebody did do his voice, though His mannerisms. Thatdie was Odie. Somebody did do his voice, though you know his mannerisms. The little that thing.
Speaker 2:Odie.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, we're supposed to be talking about Transformers 1, now we're griping on. We're on voice acting, which is a part of this movie. It's a heavy piece of this movie. Yeah, scarlett did an amazing job. I loved it. She fit her character to a T. I'm biased.
Speaker 1:I'm just telling you you had no ass to stare at. I mean, it was mechanical, I don't know. I found a way here. I fucking go again. Just retire me, man. We can't, okay, pick the toy up. No, I'm not touching the toy. What did they? How did you just say that? No, I'm not touching the toy.
Speaker 1:I didn't even prompt you to say it that way. I'm just natural unintentional comedy sometimes. Okay, we're talking about Scarlet Joy. Oh God, that's one character that definitely fit Bumblebee took a while to grow into. Yeah, that was a little off for us. I'm not used to him talking, I'm used to radio talk.
Speaker 2:Yeah, michael Bay, they ruined you.
Speaker 1:We are used to that. They severely ruined your conceptions of B. Yeah, now see, that's the thing it's like. Original B was more serious. Yeah, b's turned very comedy. So, thanks to Michael Bay, b has turned into somewhat of a jokester character. Now what we have is his counterpart, cliffjumper, being his serious counterpart, because B and Cliffjumper are basically the same protoform that turn into their character. They both have the same thing going on for them. Funny thing, though you can have your own opinion on, like Bay and what he did with Bee and all that stuff, but funny thing though, without Michael Bay, I don't know if Michael Bay's movie I don't think Bumblebee would be nearly as popular as he is. Bay made Bumblebee one of the most popular characters. He was one of the original popular characters due to his relationship with Spike. I'm saying they bring him to mass. I don't know. They basically substituted Bumblebee with Hot Rod. Yep, and I should state Transformers fans would really hate you on that one, because Hot Rod is a hit and miss, I should state.
Speaker 1:Optimus. What the fuck do you care? They brought him back Now. I should state Hot Rod was more friendly with the kids. Yeah, he was. For the original at least I should which is basically replacing it.
Speaker 1:I should state though I'm a pretty Not avid, but I'm a pretty decent defender of Bay's Transformers movies, so there's a little bit of bias there. I guess I liked a bunch of them. What Bay did is brought B out of Optimus' shadow A bit more. He was still in Optimus' shadow, but he was at least his own character. He wasn't this character. Did Michael Bay have something to do with this one? I could have sworn. I'd seen his name. He was a producer.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I seen his name.
Speaker 1:I go hey, and an executive producer Steven Spielberg, I go hey, Believe it or not, this movie still somehow has strings attached to To.
Speaker 2:Bay's movies. Yes, I didn't know that.
Speaker 1:It's kind of a prequel. They're doing that thing where they introduce lore just to keep the fans in and sell toys, and this one better be a fucking trilogy. Depends on how much money this makes. It'll do fine. You can't guarantee money because it's basically starting off the war for Cybertron and they also teased us with fuck. I hate when my brain does this. Tentacle monsters that were in the movie Quintessence, quintessence, quintessence. Yeah, I really hate when my brain does that where I can't fucking think of a word.
Speaker 1:I was already on track of where you were going. I was making sure that was the information you wanted. The war with the Quintessence and the Primes they need to build on that more as well, Because they're not gone and we're still having civil war on Cybertron.
Speaker 1:Yeah. And then there's the whole succession of Primes thing, which I did have a small gripe with. But I can understand why they did what they did. Yeah, yeah, Because technically, after the original 13 Primes, there was like four or 5 after that that had the leadership, Like Nova Prime which I mentioned you guys in the car which is a douchey, fucking guy but a very you character. He's just this big, bulky, no-nonsense dude. I'll kill you for saying a word against him. Fuck you, kill you. Great toy that my boss has I'm still jealous of. He's like this fucking tall, Big ass angel, metallic wings and guns for days. Guns for days. I think we can say, eh, maybe not. And then we had Sentinel Prime, which was in the movie.
Speaker 2:It was in the games.
Speaker 1:Ghost. No, it's because they moved the gun earlier. Ghost Grandma, what the hell are you doing? Go back to the house. What's on the table? I'm just telling Grandma to go back to the house. She's following me and shit. Go back to the house, grandma. Sure, it's not your grandpa.
Speaker 2:Might be him too.
Speaker 1:I don't know. Go back to the house. Okay, there we go. You're on one of them. Yes him. Look at that badassery right there. I wish I had him. Oh, is he rare now. He's not rare. He's just $150 in Amazon. Yeah, come on, I pay almost double. If a buddy, come on, get one, fuck him, I gotta put him. You spent six times that this weekend. I spent double that the weekend, fortunately, okay, this version doesn't look as strong. That is the animated.
Speaker 2:That looks like the wish version.
Speaker 1:That's where this bumblebee comes from. That's the wish version. Animated was not well received for their.
Speaker 1:It was never in Animated, what the hell? I don't remember that. I don't know what it's from. It says Transformers Animated. I don't remember that. It was like the fucking last season or something. Ah, what Fan Nova Prime by RexBlazer1 on DeviantArt. Oh, he did a good job. Yeah, I definitely recognize the animated artwork Like you couldn't deny it, like, but it's a very you character, definitely Dean. You need to research that guy. Guy, I will have to do that, you know. I will say this though I think, well, we can probably all agree because there's going to be a lot of the comparison to this and the live action ones. But, fucking, this probably had the best core story out of all the movies. Yeah, I think Core story it's getting to end. I'm going to agree there because I'm sorry, believe it or not, jay, I'm curious. There's a lot of people, myself included, that first Michael Bay live-action Transformers is very nostalgic to a lot of people.
Speaker 1:Oh, it nostalgbates me heavy.
Speaker 2:The comic lore. People may hate it but it's very.
Speaker 1:I don't go that far, but I'm not as into the big lore as you, but it's very nostalgic to me. One of these days I'm just going to have to hand you that compendium I have going there of the Energon universe, of the new comics, and then you can make your opinion on why I loved the last one.
Speaker 1:But you didn't hate the movie though. I didn't fucking hate the movie at all, but they're all over the place. It gave me things. The first Transformers. Most people enjoyed it for what it was. People hate Revenge of the Fallen. We have reasons for that. Dark of the Moon's one of my favorites, because that whole thing in Chicago was just bolding to me. The Fallen that was Megatronus. Oh boy, now you know why that was Megatronus. Wait, the Revenge of the Fallen, that old fucker.
Speaker 2:I don't know the old fucker.
Speaker 1:That was Jetfire. That was my Jetfire, which pissed me off. He's talking about the, the one with the cane at the airfield, or?
Speaker 2:the cane at the airfield.
Speaker 1:The cane at the airfield was with jet fire. The one that came down after Optimus died was.
Speaker 2:Megatron.
Speaker 1:Megatron, megatronus. See, that's just. Megatronus was a prime. He wasn't always was a prime, yeah, but he wasn't always a good prime.
Speaker 1:His story's always flip-flopped If you go back and watch it. He said he was kind of part of the primes and then he betrayed them. I have not watched it's one of the reasons why that the lore is so amazing, like you, there are so many different universes of Transformers that there's a whole fucking universe where Shockwave which I will get into because that was one of my gripes is fucking Satan. He literally took everyone's soul, their spark and the Transformers to create his own universe where he ruled it, I mean. And then we get the shockwave of this movie where he bows down to Elita One after one word because he got punched in the optical. Oh, I got punched. I do like that.
Speaker 1:He was a part of the. What did they call him Highguard? But I don't like that. We have no explanation of the reason for his head, because that is a good story. He was part of the Senate and the whole reason that he had his head chopped off is because he disagreed with the Senate. He was basically an Autobot and then he became this guy that twisted and will do anything to win. I almost think that they should have maybe stopped after Dark of the Moon for at least Bay, because Revenge of the Fallen has issues, but you had two. Dark of the Moon is my favorite and the first one is very nostalgic and classic to me. You should have stopped because after that.
Speaker 1:Which one came after Dark and Moon again.
Speaker 2:Age of.
Speaker 1:Extinction and then Last.
Speaker 2:Night, the ones that are unanimous poop Dinobots Yep.
Speaker 1:Unanimous poop.
Speaker 2:I can say that because people hate them fucking movies.
Speaker 1:Now that you've seen this movie, take the name Quintessa of last night. Yeah, what did we see in the movie Quintessence? Yeah, quintessa, okay, yeah, I just, I always remember those two, for people hate them fucking movies.
Speaker 2:That's where it's like hey, what are you doing?
Speaker 1:Okay, last night did give me a favorite bot, though Hogsworth. I love that guy. But then, no, Michael Bay did not direct. Then you get Bumblebee, though Bumblebee is a lot of people's favorite Transformers. The reboot of the universe yeah, but then we fucked it up right away again. We cat-trapped. What Rise of the Beasts? Yeah, what Rise of the Beasts? Yeah, I liked Rise of the Beasts. I don't think you're saying that, but I liked Rise of the Beasts.
Speaker 2:Okay, so I like Rise of the Beasts because it gave me more of my favorite characters.
Speaker 1:Rise of the Beasts had so many good characters. It gave us the Dinobots, and I love John Goodman's Autobot. I really do. No, I'm not going to lie, though. I know this from Jay and just my own little research. What were the names of the bots that were in it? Oh God, rise of the Beasts, the Primax, what's their? The Maximal there's more to them and they were kind of just there.
Speaker 2:They're there. Put them in there. Who gives a fuck about them?
Speaker 1:Just put them in there, though. That'll appease people. Put them in Because I'm like, I'm watching, like Because they're supposed to have like Optimus Prime would not exist without Primal. Yeah, if we follow the lore of the, uh well, both comics and the TV show that came before yeah.
Speaker 1:Because if you watch the TV show, uh, beast Wars, they found the arc and Optimus Primal becomes optimal. Optimus, yeah, this big ass, fucking gorilla slash, uh, tank slash, air carrier type thing. Yeah, because he combines his spark with Optimus Primes to save them. Yeah, because Megatron, you know the T-Rex one that turns into a dragon, yeah, was going to kill Optimus Prime's to save him. Yeah, because Megatron, you know the T-Rex one that turns into a dragon, was going to kill Optimus Prime so that the war never is won by the Autobots. There was a six-year break between Last Night and Rise of the Beasts, which?
Speaker 2:is our most recent movie, so that means it was three years for Bumblebee.
Speaker 1:No, Bumblebee came out the year after the Last Knight. I'm just saying between the continuations. Bumblebee is kind of its own standalone thing, despite being yeah. I got two things out of Rise of the Beast that I like and I am hopeful for. Rise of the Beast gave me the Maximals. It didn't give me any fucking Predacons, though, which pissed me off. The closest I got was Scorponok, which was that mass-produced fucking scorpion that ran across the screen all the time. It's his own fucking thing.
Speaker 2:Make him a little.
Speaker 1:B-villain, make him a little C-villain. Believe it or not, that actually pisses off my boss because Scorponok's supposed to be this big-ass dude that ends with Megatron, yeah, and then we got the GI Joe, the.
Speaker 2:GI Joe is going to be a that is getting we are getting a crossover movie sometime in 2025.
Speaker 1:Which I hope is going to be amazing, but you never fucking know. I don't think it's going to be out in 2025. 2025, 2026. No, we're getting a trailer in 2025. Yeah, it's probably just going to be a teaser, you know, something like giving us the logo, like Transformers 1 did for the longest fucking time. We didn't even have a trailer for this until like four or five months before the longest fucking time. We didn't even have a trailer for this until like four or five months before the movie came out.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I like that. Each Transformer, even while they tried, each movie they kind of introduced. It's kind of random as fuck, to be honest, sometimes, but they introduced a new Autobot here, new Decepticon there and the most random fuckways.
Speaker 2:Here's so-and-so.
Speaker 1:You do know why they do that right.
Speaker 2:Fuck, were you to hold that.
Speaker 1:You do know why they do that, right. What those guys right there and they get us every time. That line right there, except for two of them, is all a part of the Transformers legacy line no. Three of them Alita, soundwave and Optimus Prime. Wait, so timeline-wise, was that kind of chronological? Is Rise of the Beast the most recent? Like that happened after last night, or you get what I'm saying. Technically, that happened post-Bumblebee. Bumblebee is, oh my god, this whole fucking Bumblebee was supposed to be the reset to the universe. My point is like we had no explanation.
Speaker 1:So it's the first five movies are their own, then it reset. Okay, that makes sense. The problem is we didn't have a movie like this Transformers 1, that explains the whole reset, why we are getting new things happening. I love how Bay did not leave the hole. He's still producing them.
Speaker 2:He didn't leave, he's like I'm still here, he still loves Transformers, but he doesn't want to make them anymore.
Speaker 1:He still wants his big explosions. That motherfucker makes shit blow up. Makes shit blow up, Believe it or not. There was actually enough in this movie. Could have been worse. It actually could have been worse. One thing that did get gypped from me in this movie we had Megatron's turn, but no gladiatorial arena, Him fighting people getting more edgy. There wasn't a lot of edge in this movie. No, it was just Megatron hurting that was going to be.
Speaker 1:My only other complaint is everything looked a little too clean versus. This doesn't look like this in terms of he looks a lot cleaner in the face than what he turns into once he's post crime. I can believe all that, considering they were all hiding and everything was technically A-OK up until everyone discovered the truth and now they're basically at war with each other. In the quintessence, we're literally, with this movie, just opening up the universe. There is so much to Transformers that a lot of casual fans have no clue about. Fans have no clue about Like what do you know about Megatron's origin? Huh, what do you know about Megatron's origin? A movie, just a movie Started off as a miner, became a gladiatorial player.
Speaker 1:I was going to say isn't very close to Spartacus-ish a little bit.
Speaker 1:He had a very Spartacus background, except his father lived. Depending on which mythos you're watching, spartacus didn't know his dad. He considered the emperor his father, didn't he? No, well, I'm thinking Gladiator. Yeah, I no, he was Gladiator. Yeah, I think you're thinking Gladiator, a movie. In that sense, yes, spartacus was a slave and thrown into the Colosseum. No, let's see, I have way too many stories jumbled up there as far as that goes. You want to talk about your uh character, like who you felt you best related to. You can talk it swapped back and forth, but but until me in the car, I'm telling you, like, talk to well oh, my big.
Speaker 1:Well, you know, my big thing is I try to find where anything, any movie, any type of medium I like my relatability. I like relatability. So it's like, okay, who's kind of has my mannerisms, yada, yada, it's gonna be who I like pay attention to most and shit. And if you flop because Optimus and Megatron are kind of my favorite, as cliche as that fucking is who are your favorite? Autobots and Megatron and Optimus? Cliche as that is, because that's everyone's fucking favorite, but um, it swaps. I'd say more Calm, demeanor, me as Optimus, but mad me as more Megatron. Well, I forgot one thing I did not even say in the car Like Megatron's whole philosophy of strength, that's more me, that's more me, that's more me. One overall, yeah, one, I am strong, you're weak. How Bow to me. Yeah, how is that not me? How? I'm just clarifying, don't question yourself, just because I'm clarifying. Context, context, context.
Speaker 2:No matter anyone can take as a positive he's trying to establish the context of your time Context.
Speaker 1:Folks he's no Hitler. He doesn't go that far. I was really going to say People can take that as positives or negatives, but I am up front with who I am, so that's just me here. Let's put it this way he's more of a uh. What is venom's other name?
Speaker 2:eddie brock no, no, no the something protector, the lethal protector lethal protector.
Speaker 1:You're more of one of those. It's not that you won't protect them I have my coat, my codes and all that shit but it's just, I'm a very built-on strength person. I will, that's all I have to relate to.
Speaker 1:Let's put it this way as much as you relate to Megatron. In the end in the IDW comic line anyway, he does eventually become an Autobot again. He does eventually become an Autobot again. He does change, which kind of pisses off Shockwave and Soundwave, but you know that's a whole other story. And Green One playing with the toys instead of. He wasn't a big fan of the Energon X either. I'm used to the practical one. X G1 is the thing that made that popular. Are you at the mace? No, the Energon X at the end of the movie that Optimus was using. Yeah, it was kind of weird that he kind of just had an aura swing.
Speaker 1:It just disappeared. It went off on its own. He still had it in his hand.
Speaker 1:Aura swing fall, aoe, swing fall. It had a very anime vibe to it, how it just stayed there and soar slash fall. I don't know why. It was a lot. It was probably ten times better than I thought it would be. So I was like, oh, I was pleasantly surprised. Did you give anybody else like a Mario? Feel like how the Mario movie went in the beginning, like before we got to the whole Alpha Trion scene. Yeah, right, and we changed up the pace, except we didn't change worlds to change up things, you just went from the bottom of the planet to the top of the planet.
Speaker 1:It was a very condensed story, but that's what you need for a first kind of movie. Primus waking up and being completely controlled by the matrix of leadership is new to me. It wasn't being controlled by the Matrix of Leadership is new to me. It wasn't being controlled by the Matrix. Regarding this movie, the Energon, the lifeblood of Primus, only woke up and came to the service after somebody had the Matrix of Leadership. Yeah, that was going to be my one thing too, because technically, the Autobots and Decepticons left Cybertron because they ran out of Energon. Yes, but according to this movie, as long as the Matrix.
Speaker 1:Because as long as Optimus has the Matrix of Leadership, there should be no shortage of Energon. Yes, yeah, so that's an interesting mythos to establish. And why would they ever leave the planet, uh-huh, outside of fighting each other? Now what we need introduced is the Allspar, that cube. Oh god, I didn't see enough cubes today. Yeah, there's a lot of cubes. Those were Energon cubes. Those were pretty freaking awesome. They made them just the same way that they did in the G1 cartoon. They look like the Tesseract, hey the Tesseract looks like Energon cubes.
Speaker 1:It's not that way around, the Transformers came first, oddly enough Actually, I don't know, I'd have to look that up, because I think the Tesseract might have showed up in the comics before G1 came out as a whole. I don't know. Interesting, I wasn't alive yet when most of this actually came out. Let's see if we can find the Tesseract origin. It was probably the 70s Tesseract or the 60s Tesseract. Transform 4 to 6, dude Tesseract Transformers what Well? Marvel Comics owned Transformers for a while, like they had their own Transformers comics In Marvel, and it wasn't bad, I guess. But it wasn't bad, I guess, but it wasn't great either. It had no established lore, they just kind of made stories. I'm getting that the Tesseract is actually original to the MCU. It could be, maybe. So then yeah, that's like Tesseract.
Speaker 1:Marvel first appearance. I'm getting.
Speaker 2:After America, first Avengers. Yeah, so there.
Speaker 1:That's new, that's original too. Yeah, I guess they copied Transformers then I wasn't expecting that. I don't know why it was something. I thought it was something in the comics, but no, we made it for the movies as a device to house an Infinity Star Big blue key. Yeah, we still got that. I mean, it was ingenious. And then we got it and then we were yeah, just remember, it was Agatha all along. Oh, no, oh, I can't talk about that. I didn't even watch the first episode. I didn't watch it either. None of us have Penguin took priority, but I didn't watch it either. None of us have Penguin took priority, but I didn't watch. I didn't even watch that yet. That's goaded. No, I finished watching Ancient Magistrate for you. I don't watch Ancient Magistrate. Jesus Christ, I'd love to. When I get to Transformers, me saying that I'm trying to stay loyal to the thing. When do we do that? Never, almost never.
Speaker 1:As much shit as I have on that table. I you think.
Speaker 2:I'd be the one.
Speaker 1:Well, there ain't that, there ain't that much to actually discuss because, like I said, it was a very condensed story, which is not a bad thing.
Speaker 1:I'm already flipping something in my top ten. What? I'm already flipping something in my top ten Because of this. No, brain flipped already On a list. Flip Yep. I've done it a few times. I pulled a Flying Grayson's and it didn't hit the net. Flip. No DC animated movies on my top deck, not on mine either. I didn't put one. I didn't feel like digging through every single motherfucking one. I couldn't do it. I couldn't dive into that. I went different routes. Be copped out. What is copping, we'll see. I think we need to get into this because I don't think there's much more we can discuss on. He copped out what is copping.
Speaker 2:We'll see.
Speaker 1:That's twice now, I think we need to get into this, because I don't think there's much more we can discuss on this, Although deep diving lore-wise into futuristic shit. We don't even know if there's going to be another, I could discuss so much lore but without you two knowing exactly what I'm talking about and there's no confirmation, it's going to matter I could tell you each one of those characters' backgrounds.
Speaker 1:I'm just not sure how much it's going to matter. Half these characters are now established for it and we don't know if we're getting another movie. In fact, the only one I'm missing on this table is Shockwave. I have yet to buy myself a fucking Shockwave. For some reason. Unicron, I have a fucking Unicron. Yeah, he bought.
Speaker 2:Unicron, I have a fucking yeah, he bought.
Speaker 1:Unicron. We were there when he bought Unicron. He bought it in Chicago. He's got a die-cast Megatron and a die-cast Optimus in both hands and he lights up. I just wish he said his name or something I'm gonna eat your planet. I'm gonna eat your planet. One night I was sleeping in my bed and his ice lit up for no reason, was it?
Speaker 1:Unicron or Galactus, unicron, because that's pretty much what the Galactus was. Fantastic Four wasn't, wait, really, yeah, I can't believe. I said that so quickly without even really knowing. No, but they did do a death battle between Unicron and Galactus. Do you know who won? I think I saw that one. I can't remember, though, galactus. Galactus who came first? The chicken? Oh God, that actually is the. Who came first? No chicken? Oh god, that actually is the. That is sad. That is sad. America is both stupid and religious. The top three who came first pick an early egg? Deadpool or Deathstroke or Moses? Who came first Pick an early egg? Deadpool or Deathstroke or Moses, and then the one that came under that Even worse, abraham or Moses. Then it just gets worse and worse. Who came first? Dinosaurs or God? God, that depends on what you believe.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I wouldn't technically know, for I don't know if we want to get philosophical in this one, because technically that universe does delve into that, but I don't want to talk about that right now.
Speaker 1:I'm just saying I wouldn't technically know. Abraham or Moses, remember how they did the whole origin story of Primus in the beginning of the movie. Primus is their god and Unicron is basically the Satan Hell. He has fucking horns on his head and death angel wings. Look at that. We're still talking about Transformers. I mean, they are more than meets the eye, oh god how many times did we see that hear?
Speaker 1:that during the movie. I loved it every time. This is one movie, just being a fan that I am, where my mouth was like. I wish I could show that to them. It was wow, why I wish I could show that to them. It was Wow, why, huh? Actually, the kid cracked me up in the back. Why do you do that, why, why do you do that?
Speaker 2:Do I do that in?
Speaker 1:Spider-Man movies. Huh, Do I do that in Spider-Man movies? All my reactions yeah.
Speaker 1:I do that with a lot of movies, but this is just another one of my fandoms. My reactions yeah, I do that with a lot of movies, but this is just another one of them. That my fandoms, that I'm heavily invested in, apparently, but yeah, it was just. It brought out the emotions my face kept changing during the entire thing. Yeah, now I got me thinking what are my fandoms? It's like, dean, you know your fandoms. You got a bunch that you know every single one of your fandoms. Half of them have bunnies. We're talking statues, not animals. Some of them might be an animal. If we're going into Beastars, marvel, dc and anime, that was probably my main hubs. I would say Do you remember the hub? What hub?
Speaker 2:Porn hub, no hub.
Speaker 1:I wish I could take your shirt and just hit him in the face with it so maybe he'd read it closer. Not today. Ah, there we go. I brought the gun back on. I made him in the titty, apparently After he said Pornhub, he might have liked that. He liked it anyway. Yeah, he did. Next time you do to him, he's going to say in the mouth oh no, that, Wow, that's power. That shit stings a little bit Shotgun. What do you expect? Finish that fucking question on Google. Jesus Christ, who came first? Galactus or?
Speaker 2:Heated.
Speaker 1:I came first. Oh you, son of a bitch. Oh God, it's a fucking Galactus. Appeared before Unicron, as Galactus first appeared in Fantastic Four in 1966, while Unicron first appeared in the Transformers movie in 1980.
Speaker 1:I heard that wrong what I was busy. When he said Galactus, I thought he said Blacktus. I'm like who the fuck is Blacktus? Now, somewhere on the internet, there's a fucking parody that exists where fucking Galactus is just a black dude. His voice comes out just like Black Doctor. You know who it is Tyrus Gibson. I was like who the fuck is Blackness, blackness, damn, I better go get the milk. What that story will be over in two seconds Because he doesn't come back. God damn my selective hearing. I only hear what I want Blackness. Oh God. I told you here, when I said Unicron, I heard Unicron. I said Unicron, I heard Unicron. You heard Unicron. For some fucking reason.
Speaker 2:I heard a.
Speaker 1:Blacktus. Where's he from? Oh, it's not Marshall. Hey, all I can associate With Oakland is the Raiders. That's the joke.
Speaker 2:All I can associate with Oakland is the Raiders. That's the joke.
Speaker 1:I was surrounded by pimps, rapists. Like I was in the stands at a lot of Oakland Raiders games. That's very true From Naked Gun 33 and a third Very true from Leslie Nielsen. Like I was in the stands at a lot of Raiders games and now they play in Vegas. They need to go back. No, they're never going to go back. We're about to lose the baseball team too. Really, stadium's garbage. They don't want to build a new one. Every day is on Oakland, if you ever want to.
Speaker 2:I'm not for any other city than my cities, but I feel for things Like if Detroit ever lost any of their teams.
Speaker 1:For fuck's sake, if you ever want to feel good about the A's, though, watch Moneyball. That will show you the good of the A's. Moneyball with Brad Pitt Never won shit, but the Red Sox won it with his system. Yeah, at least Jonah Hill didn't voice anybody in this movie. Oh God, no worse would be Rogan. I'd have walked out. Fuck. Seth would have even voiced Optimus. He would have been offended. Look at his face. He thought about it, he imagined it. He would have had a gravelly tone. He'd have been like no, no, he wouldn't have been able to take him serious, but he would have had the tone. No, no, he wouldn't have been able to take him serious, but he would have had the tone. No, because Optimus, I mean Orion, pax laughs too much in this movie, oh no, the whole movie.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's a horrible fucking. It's a horrible fucking interpretation. The whole fucking movie, james, I'm done. Well, to be fair, you were. When you learned Pete Davidson was Mirage, you were like, oh, no, no, fair. When you learned Pete Davidson was Mirage, you were like, oh no, no, no, no, okay, I accept. And now he's a voice actor in the Cop Dog movie.
Speaker 2:Oh Cop.
Speaker 1:Mirage's voice had enough synth overtone for me to not hear Pete Davidson. Pete's got one of them voices. If you were locked in a room with him you'd probably want to kill him. After about an hour he's got one of them voices. I can't hate the guy, though I can't hate him. It's Pete Davidson, it's just his voice for some reason. That does something in my brain.
Speaker 2:I still think Seth.
Speaker 1:Rogen's laugh is fucking Seth Rogen's laugh. Seth Rogen's laugh is fucking Seth Rogen's laugh. Dave Davidson's voice I don't know where it comes from, but it just grinds something in my brain. It's like Grinds your gears. You know what really grinds my gears? After Blackticus, you're getting him on Family Guy. Oh no, I already did a robot chicken reference. What's your? I had enough toys on the table, just not the toys he's used to. Oh goddammit. Now that scene's in my head because I thought of Robot Chicken and Transformers. All I can see is Optimus humping the washing machine. There's a scene where he sneaks in the laundry master to hump in the washing machine and you hear so you're telling me that should be my picture, for the thing.
Speaker 1:It's just having Optimus Prime up next to the washing machine and just edit out my hand. I'm not kidding. There was a scene where he.
Speaker 2:I remember.
Speaker 1:He just randomly cut the Optimus, humping random mechanical things. Did you do that to Alita, or is she just naturally bent over that way? What are you doing? Hey, he's nudging the Optimus. Look at her, she's bent over, clank, clank, clank. Damn it, nat. I'm not the one that designed the fanfiction. I just hear things. Well, yeah, at least you didn't fanfiction. I just hear things. Well, yeah, at least you didn't roll on that one to hear things. Why is that still such an iconic moment in the years of? Because it's one of the things that defines you. So what it doesn't define him, oh right.
Speaker 1:That one, oh God, his character isn't afraid of dragons and hears a dragon having sex. So what? It doesn't define him, oh my god, not one. Oh god, his character isn't afraid of dragons. And here's a dragon having sex, rawr, yeah oh my god it's one of the saddest backstories I ever gave a character and then all of a sudden that happens dragonborn's in the next room having sex and all you hear is I'll take it up your ass too.
Speaker 1:There are two things in D&D that are defined your character. One is that, and then the other one is helicopter dick.
Speaker 2:No, that was a group effort.
Speaker 1:That was a different campaign.
Speaker 1:No that was all the same campaign. Oh Jesus Christ. Sad part about that is I gave you both helicopter dick and the Nat 1. You know what one of my favorite moments was I was laughing too much to get my fucking comments out. I had a little moments was I was laughing too much to get my fucking comments out. I had a little bit, but I was still laughing. Jj and Jay going at it over. The fucking Jay attempted, tried to attempt a double jump. Jj, you can't do that. You can't. That shit had me by it Early debate.
Speaker 1:I could double jump. No, you can't. We roll for that. No, you can't.
Speaker 2:And a double jump. No, you can't. No, you can't, matt didn't know.
Speaker 1:No, matt gave me the kibosh. He said, no, no, double jump, no, double jump. That's a paladin. It should have been possible. How, how? I smite the air, smite them. If you give me a compelling, if you can give me a compelling 2025 edition of the rulebook, you're gonna have paladins double. If you can give me a valid reason to somehow for you to bow of enmity the air, I'll allow it. Sure, let me look up what you to bow of enmity the air, I'll allow it. Sure, let me look up what that means. Bow of enmity, it's one of your paladin oaths.
Speaker 2:Like I fucking read that, like I read that I'm from the paladin.
Speaker 1:Our entire fucking campaign. What did I use? Lay of hands, yeah, okay, thunderous Mike, thunderous Mike. Yeah, I fucked that up too. He stepped on it. I rolled a one and you made him step on it. Wait, did you roll a one? Too, I think I might have rolled a one and stepped on it. Oh, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2:Lego Firewall.
Speaker 1:Oh no, Now you have to read it loud. You brought a meme up during the show. I'm not showing the picture so it doesn't make any sense. I'll put it up. You gotta send it. Lego Firewalk who's the masochist? There's enough anime fans. They know what that is. The Lego Firewalk oh my god, Wait, was that Konosuba? Yes, that's Konosuba. Yes, yes, it was God's blessing in another world. Do we have any like uh Sedway To our top tens.
Speaker 1:No we didn't even tell them what it was. We didn't tell them what our top tens are and we talked a little bit about it To our top tens. No, we didn't even tell them what it was. We didn't tell them what our top tens are Well to get, and we talked a little bit about it. I expect to talk a little more about it. I do not know Fun. We're just randomly just yadda, yadda, yadda, yadda, yadda, yadda. Obs does not give me a timeline.
Speaker 2:I mean, we were comparing it to the fucking.
Speaker 1:Oh wait, yes it does. It's down there in the corner. It's six minutes in people.
Speaker 2:Pretty good.
Speaker 1:Even with sidetrack, it's about 20 minutes of sidetrack. At least we didn't get sidetracked with fluffing. Oh, we didn't have to come up again, it did not have to. Whatever helicopter dick oh, whatever helicopter dick oh, you need a fluffer after that. I guess I do, because guess what, in order to be a helicopter dick you're not hard, jesus I'll have to put it up on the internet. You know I don't want to do that. Oh, good Lord, I'll have people at the house. What I say, I'm going to advertise for a fluffer. Oh no, oh no. I just got done saying helicopter dick and you said you were going to put it up on the internet. Oh, helicopter dick, I'm not going to do that. Do you want to see a video of me fucking?
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:I'm not doing that shit. No, I'm not going to do that. People, You're not ready for all that Philippines, Because you're our biggest fan base, so I'm just going to shout you out our biggest fan base.
Speaker 2:So I'm just gonna shout you out.
Speaker 1:It turned into England, what? And the numbers went to England, apparently Manchester United, liverpool. Oh, don't start. No, oh God, it's gonna start. They're religious about that shit over there. Oh no, they'll start fist fights over their fucking football teams. What? Like your home country doesn't Only Eagles fans?
Speaker 2:Sorry, philly, that's not the one I'm talking about.
Speaker 1:Oh the Serbs oh they start a riot every time they play the Croatians, Every fucking time. I was going to say the only football game live football game you got to worry about into a NFL football game, you gotta worry about getting into a fight as if you go to an Eagles game. You gotta worry about getting into a fight. Man, You're surprised. Nothing happened in fucking Brazil, Other than that those are just Brazil. They're not legit Philly fans. Oh boy, you wear no opposing team in a Philly game. You're gonna survive the game. You're gonna leave because they're abusing you too much. Oh God, that's like a rite of passage. You're going to a game in Philly when you're cheering for the opposite team.
Speaker 1:In our last five episodes United Kingdom we had 51% of it go to, 35% to United States, 6% to Germany, 6% to Ireland. The Philippines don't like us, no more. I didn't say that. I just haven't been paying for us to get advertised. Oh, I said the Philippines don't fuck with us anymore. Son of a bitch, Damn. Did you like it that much? No, that was it. That was our whole. That was going to be the first ever live stream. It was from the Philippines. What's more affordable, the Philippines or England? Oh boy, I don't want to go to England right now. What about Scotland Speak?
Speaker 1:Oh, they're reminding me of last week's movie Hold on, oh wait, germany or Ireland? No, I saw the Pullers game last week with Batista. Oh, there were some celebrity cameos in that. I was not expecting Like uh, scott Adkins was the guest star and so was Drew McIntyre. Oh Jesus, and they were brothers. Pullers game yes. Killer's Game yes.
Speaker 2:That's the one.
Speaker 1:I told you about. I wanted to watch. It's very fun. I want to make sure I have fun with it because that was the one I was on my radar. Anything Batista's in, I kind of like Batista's probably the best wrestler-turned-actor. I mean, we got him Cena. And then I watched John Cena and Jackpot this morning. John Cena honestly haspot this morning. John Cena honestly has not been bad. No, he's improved. He's found his niche Borderline comedies with action. I think Batista's the best actual actor.
Speaker 1:John might hate me for this, but he's got to go earnest. He's got to do at least one earnest movie, oh God. He's gotta do at least one Ernest movie. Oh God, he's got the face for it, I know. I don't know why. I don't know what's with him getting older and skinnier in the face that makes him Ernest.
Speaker 2:He's got a bald patch doing it on the back of his head.
Speaker 1:Internet pointed it out. Dude, that only helps Ernest even more, because Ernest had a bald patch, but he covered it with a hat. We're so used to John Cena wearing a hat. That's how he got the bald patch. Trust me, I wear it a lot. Different jeans, I guess what's Jesse's? I've never even seen a picture of his dad so I couldn't tell I don't know what jeans he got. Holy ones, jay, obviously got dad's jeans.
Speaker 2:Your mom's got a full head of hair.
Speaker 1:I got the Miller side in me. Yeah, I got the Hauser nose and the Miller button hair. It's not determined what side I got yet, because I'm 30 and I still have pretty much all my hair and my dad's bald as hell. So I might have my mom's side. My mom's side is full heads of hair, so I might have got my mom's side. I don't fucking know. Lucky you I might have. It's not guaranteed yet, but I've still got all my hair. I've got my dad's hair, you go. So I'm like I don't fucking know. Sad part is I've been thin since I was in fucking middle school. Yep Roll game. Well, no, we're talking about hair. So there you go. Sponsor.
Speaker 2:Osley.
Speaker 1:Osley, I don't care, you can go to either of them. Just for men. If you got gray, I don't care. Just for men. I'm all. Nashville, emmett, evan Smith oh, it's Little game. Oh god, that's wild. I need to start making commercials play in my head. That's the point. I don't want commercials playing Jam. Wow, I need to start making commercials play in my head. That's the point. I don't want commercials playing in my head. Jam. Wow, let's tell them to do everything you ever thought of. I want you to do your best, billy May.
Speaker 2:Rest in peace.
Speaker 1:Rest in peace to the legend. I don't have a Billy May. Billy May's here, oxiclean, it's OxiClean, it's OxiClean, it's always OxiClean, it's OxyClean, it's OxyClean, it's always OxyClean. Billy Mays here. No, I can't. I can't do it. The ShamWow guy was pretty good too, shamwow. Now it's the. What is it? Flex Seal? Yeah, you couldn't have. You couldn't have.
Speaker 1:Imagine me doing that commercial with the. How many boys in this bed? I'm honestly surprised nobody's parodied that shit with like a priest or a horror icon. Did this? You can seal this up with anything.
Speaker 1:That'd be a cartoon joke that just you said priest and it just reminded me of a fucking horrible ass joke that has been staying in my fucking head for like a month now. Does it involve children? Yes, I don't know the whole extent of the joke, but they're on. A priest, a lawyer and a doctor are on a sinking ship and they're arguing about the lifeboats and who's going and who's getting off and shit. And the lawyer and the doctor are arguing, but we have to let the kids get on first and the lawyer goes fuck them kids. And the priest goes. But we have to let the kids get on first and the lawyer goes fuck them kids. And the priest goes do we got time? I don't know where that was going. Do we got? Well, we've already brought religion into this. I can make this joke. Oh no, I'm spiritual people. I'm not trying to offend nobody. That joke's funny as fuck. I'm sorry. Sorry to whoever this offends, but it's true. Technically we have time.
Speaker 1:A Jewish man sends his son to Israel to live there for a while. Eventually he returns home and he is now a Christian. The man finds this to be odd and mentions it to his friend. The friend listens, thinks for a moment and says that's odd. I sent my son to Israel as a Jew and he returned as a Christian. So the two of them went to see the rabbi. They told the rabbi the story of how they had both sent their sons to Israel as Jews and how both sons had returned as Christians. The rabbi listened, thought for a moment and then said that's odd. I also sent my son to Israel as a Jew and he returned as a Christian. So the three of them decide to go to Israel to find out what's going on over there. They arrive and go straight to the western wall to pray. They explain to God all about how they sent their sons to Israel as Jews and how they all returned as Christians. There's a long silence, and then God begins to speak.
Speaker 1:That's odd wrong pass, oh god moving on, moving on, moving on, moving on. Joe, leave my fucking head, man, leave, please. You got another one. No to the one. I just said leave, because the person who told it to me it was a thing in a TikTok video had such delivery. It just stuck in my head. You think we got time, bro Matt got that back. Finally, yeah, you vented the fuck out of it. Jesus Christ, dean. You think we got time. Bro Matt got that back finally.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he dented the fuck out of it, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1:Dean, I'm not sure this thing will fly anymore. I'm not sure his nipple was that hard no, in my nipples, I think. But he may be this soft, yeah, nah, I should have gave that back quicker, because I have a bad habit of just fiddling with shit. It don't matter what it is money, money, money, money. And now we're back to the jokes made before the podcast started. I need like a damn stress ball or something. You've given you those. His mom literally gave you a spider-man stress ball.
Speaker 2:I have it it's on the counter in my room.
Speaker 1:It doesn't help you here. I'm going to get Spider-Man stress ball. I have it, it's on the counter. It's on the counter In my room. It doesn't help you here. No, it don't. I'm going to get one of them. Stress release pickles why a pickle?
Speaker 2:It's a, it's a, it's on Amazon, it's the entire fucking time.
Speaker 1:The bullet won't go on the thing anymore. Oh no, what'd you do to its hole? I didn't, I didn't even stretch it, I just well, not, not. I mean, I, I mean, I, I stretch, but I mean I stretch, but I mean I appreciate you going down the rabbit hole, not looking first.
Speaker 2:I always go down the rabbit hole.
Speaker 1:were you following Alice or somebody else? Hey, neil bunnies, imagine me on an acid trip. Oh god, you'd have to fucking keep me away from the street and shit. I'd think everything's fucking. Hey, neo Bunnies, imagine me on an acid trip. Oh God, you'd have to fucking keep me away from the street and shit. I'd think everything's fucking. Women in bunny suits and shit. You'd have to Like, oh God, that could be a D&D prop. Now, are you fucking straight on or are you a little crooked? Because the way that thing's shaped Straight on, I ain't no forever, no angle.
Speaker 2:I.
Speaker 1:Straight on. I ain't know if there's ever no angle.
Speaker 2:I will never know.
Speaker 1:You lose if you know Erica. Erica Needs a little left, not for her own respective. We have established if we give this man a full body mirror, he won't leave it. Yeah, he's a narcissist. It's quite literally in each other. That fucks me up so bad. As much as I accept that narcissist is generally a bad term and it's kind of just funny with me, so it's very confusing for me. I take it as such a negative term, but I own up to it, so it's weird. It's very weird. I guess you can be a narcissist.
Speaker 1:Narcissist owned up to it too. That's why he drowned. What the? He liked himself so much that he stared so close to his. He stuck to his reflection in the water. Oh my god, I might be the opposite. I could see her fucking be like hey, who the fuck's this guy Thinks he's fucking more handsome.
Speaker 2:You gonna Johnny Bravo, that shit Thinks he's more handsome than me.
Speaker 1:You gonna call the cops. There's a handsome guy in my house and never mind, it's just me. It's my reflection. Why'd you bring up Johnny Brown?
Speaker 2:I am Johnny.
Speaker 1:Brown, I do relate to Johnny Brown. The only thing you don't have is the fucking hair. No, he put it on his face instead of his. I slicked it back. I used to put it up, but now I slick it back. He used to put it up but now I slick it back.
Speaker 1:He used to put it up. Favorite Johnny Bravo quote was when the chicks got him tied to the table. Mama warned me about women like you. I was hoping she was right. Okay, we're on the cartoon stick here. Let's introduce the top ten.
Speaker 1:Top ten animated films, non-disney or Pixar. I thought it was franchises. Did I do it wrong? Yes, you might have to just pick a movie, then my list might not work. Pick a movie from, said Me and Matt were debating that Great, now I have to. It's no big deal, we can blab for a second. But no, I thought, well, I can blab about a couple of them. I had originally said animated movies, but Matt was like no, we should leave, didn't want to do it, we should do that. For like Disney, I was like what if we exclude Disney and Pixar? And I was like we looked and we can make a list, because our list would be just oversaturated with nothing but Disney and Pixar. Mine's heavily saturated with a different franchise Spoiler, mine's DreamWorks. Everybody has a little bit of DreamWorks. I have one Disney, whatever you weren't. I have one Disney, whatever you weren't supposed to have. Any Disney. Oh yeah, I don't really count.
Speaker 2:That was an established one.
Speaker 1:He's going to debate. I don't count. I don't really count this as Disney, because it doesn't feel. It doesn't feel Disney. The only thing that counts as Disney now is that it's getting the live action. Okay, let's move into the top ten. He's gonna shoot me, it's gonna happen when you say it.
Speaker 1:It's gonna happen. When you say it, it's fine, it's fine. I've already established liking it. So, oh fuck, got it right in the forehead, right in the face, right above you, right at the eyebrow. Here, dude, he somehow managed with a small fucking window to hit me in the forehead, shot it all over your face. Now, when he said earlier before the movie, he said blasted in the face, where do you think I went? I don't like that, my friends. One wants me in a fluffer and now the other has just blasted me in the face. Now the funny part is it's like I need more women, friends, do you hear this on the internet? Please, I need to be saved. The funny part is, is Biden doesn't only has a sexual innuendo because of the way you're saying it. His was purely sexual and he didn't know what it meant. He knows what it means. Now, oh God, the God of oh God, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, get off. No, in your head, you're going. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 2:Bigger.
Speaker 1:We're on our top ten, right? Yeah, who wants to go first and not in a sexual way? Okay, we're not in a circle, jerk. Okay, I guess I'll go first.
Speaker 2:I'll go first.
Speaker 1:Huh, so what.
Speaker 2:Counterclockwise this time, so boop boop boop, that's a day.
Speaker 1:Do you want to get shot again?
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:Okay, I'm actually. No, you should know all of them. None of mine are, of that, I'm sure you should know. The gun's still going off. I'm glad that my pants had enough. You know cushion there. It didn't hit anything, it's cushion Cushion. It shot me between the legs. Man. Cushion In Zohan bush is cushion. And, depending on the other movie, that's a different conversation. It's not going on the podcast. There's very fucking few people that need to know that. I'll quote a Quentin Tarantino movie and shoot you between the legs, you can see balls.
Speaker 1:Oh, he's saying Quentin, and I thought Feek. For some reason that's a different director, tarantino, is it Tarantino? Yeah, you were supposed to put that. Instead of casting somebody to lick Salma Hayek's feet, he did it himself, would you?
Speaker 2:I would.
Speaker 1:I would. Well, they're number one, sir, because we just keep getting worse. There's not much on Salma Hayek.
Speaker 2:I probably willingly Number ten.
Speaker 1:I'd lick every morse part of her body. Jesus God, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:I'm a good.
Speaker 1:Christian boy? No, you're not. I like to think I am what You're just lying to yourself. Tomorrow is Sunday. I think you need to go to a confession.
Speaker 2:Can you imagine me in the fucking confession?
Speaker 1:booth, you're going to have to play the entire seasons of our podcast. Oh my, oh god. No, I'll be fine. Read how Mary's and you're forgiven. Okay, I found that's what confession isries and you're forgiven. Okay, I found that's what confession is. Unless movie is depicted horribly.
Speaker 2:They don't think. Rehau marries and.
Speaker 1:Bob, it depends on what church you go to. Oh my, God Okay. How devoted you are. Like I said, I'm curious I know certain church. If you go to any church here in Milwaukee, you're probably just going to be kicked out or sent to an insane asylum. You probably wouldn't have a problem with either. I'd just be in there, shut up.
Speaker 2:Damn it.
Speaker 1:Now I know what it feels like to be in Arkham. Fuck, we don't need you in Arkham. Oh no why you might need us hardly. Oh, oh no why you might meet as Harley. Oh, she'd be crazy, fuck, hey, you're the one who turned her crazy, that's true. She was just a nice doctor. Yeah, unfortunately you're not as manipulative. And then you end up with Punchline Punchline's. Fine, I like Punchline Punchline's cool.
Speaker 2:That's her name, right.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Punchline those jokers they tried to put. She got her own little level of popularity but she never became Harley. But you can't surpass Harley Quinn popularity, Jesus Christ, Okay, Jesus Christ, I'm curious to see how many. My number 10 is a movie called Balto. I don't know why I didn't mention it's called Balto. Yeah, that is a franchise. Yeah, there's two, but that second one was the first one is I should have done what you did and just did animated movies that are not Disney. In that I like Balto.
Speaker 1:I tried to tell you Balto and I never knew this. So nothing about Balto. Balto's actually based on a true story. That wasn't that funny. I ain't seen that fucking movie in eons, so. But it was about sled dogs running medicine to Nome Alaska when they were all sick. That's loosely a true story. And Balto was a real dog. It wasn't a wolf dog, it was a husky. Of course it's a husky. You wanted it to be a different dog, didn't you? Oh, st Bernard, it's a different movie. Which one? The horror movie Dennis, the Menace version, caldwell. Oh, yeah, yeah, fuck, yeah, yeah. Uniquature over, yeah, wasn't that Harrison Ford?
Speaker 2:Movie.
Speaker 1:That was the newer one, st Bernard. No, I like I wanted to actually look something up. I was like I wanted to look up something for Balto.
Speaker 1:I wanted to see if anyone. He got two movies. Yeah, no, he got three. Technically that's what I was like. Someone I know voiced Balto. It was Kevin Bacon. Kevin Bacon voiced Balto Because you got to look at somebody's movies and look at some of the voice cast. It'll blow you away. Okay, fuck it. I'm changing up my list since you did that. Should I say number 10? Okay, prince of Egypt, I went out there. You're continuing the religious train, not on purpose that's a spoiler. I Is there that on purpose, that's a spoiler.
Speaker 2:I didn't do it on purpose.
Speaker 1:That's upresh amount of. I'm just gonna throw them out there now. Oh Jesus, fuck the numbers. 10 Ice Age there you go. That actually was on the list. That was franchised. I said a lot of mine could be franchised.
Speaker 2:Yep, that's a good one. Ice Age.
Speaker 1:I heard some rumors that they were going to try and reboot. That Spawned a big franchise. I still laugh whenever I see the meme of the cracks in the ice in that article. Someone comments that damn squirrel. You know what one pops up for me all the time. I can't remember which one it was. I think it might have been Continental Drift, where Sid gains the little Sid's little sloth.
Speaker 2:He's doing the dance, and he just does what he does.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh yeah. What? Oh God, moink, moink, moink, moink, moink, moink, moink. Oh God, do you say mine Moink, moink, moink, moink, the fucking seagulls, the dodo birds, the dodo birds, the dodo birds, oh, it's Nemo, right? No?
Speaker 2:the dodo birds weren't in Nemo.
Speaker 1:Oh, I'm thinking about them. Stupid, fucking seagulls.
Speaker 1:They're the ones that literally stick their heads inside a fucking steam bed and turn into a chicken. I'm thinking of mine, mine, mine, mine. I love them fucking seagulls. When he was going, boing, boing, boing, I heard mine. Yeah, I thought the seagulls, I thought of the seagulls. Oh the suckers, oh Jesus. Great communication going on here, oh, no, nine is one I rewatched the other day. I was like, you know, I did like it. It was another one. I'm curious. It's an underrated gem to me. It's called Road to El Dorado.
Speaker 2:I love that movie.
Speaker 1:That one got kicked off when I found two other movies. What I almost want you to say, yours then Road to El Dorado, oh, I'm saying it got kicked off my top 10 when I found two other movies. So your bottom two on your list it got kicked off for yeah, I knew somebody, I also knew.
Speaker 1:No, I knew somebody else was going to say that movie too, so that's also another reason why it was at the bottom. Really, you expected Well, I liked, no, I guess. Again, it's El Dorado. I like the little historical aspect of that. I Again, it's El Dorado. I like the little historical aspect of that. I love the main cast. They're great. What's in it?
Speaker 2:Tulio and.
Speaker 1:Miguel, my horn isn't going to come out. But Chelle, I love Chelle, voiced by Rosie Perez. Dad's a meme, I love Chelle. What Dad's a meme. Emperor of El Dorado is a meme. Mike Mike. So is the voodoo prince, or whatever. Emperor of Eldorado is a meme. Mike Mike, again so is the Voodoo Prince, or whatever. The hell he was. Funny thing. When I think of Road to Eldorado, just because it's lost cities and shit, I think of Atlantis. But again, atlantis is Disney, so I did not put Atlantis on here and I worship Atlantis. That is the most underrated Disney movie to me, underrated as fuck. I hope that trailer, that teaser trailer I saw, is true, because if we get a live action Atlantis, my life is complete.
Speaker 1:I can die, it doesn't matter, I'm just wondering how much Chelle and Carrie's wrote to Eldorado Hot thick women. The other one I kept as an honorable mention. I took Eldorado off because I knew somebody else was going to say it At some point. We actually didn't make as much money. It's an old classic. Next Come from Panda. That works. It was on my early list. I already threw out the last one just for shit, so I felt like I actually had to say something that I wrote down or well, typed out, whatever you want to call it.
Speaker 2:Oh, you said Cuckoo's man. That's a good one.
Speaker 1:Mr Jack Black, skadoosh Panda. Like you need what, why does that not? I figured that might have been higher on yours, what? Yeah, I didn't have a numbering. There's a couple that I would be waiting for. On Jay. Honest to God, this might be a spoiler, most likely. I don't care, but the original Transformers movie.
Speaker 2:Three or six.
Speaker 1:Transformers, for God's sake, could have made the original Transformers movie 36. Transformers For God's sake, could have made the list. I did, could have. I took it off. I couldn't. It was traumatizing I expected that one to be on it. I'm like I don't mind, I just can, kind of as in terms of an impactful and legendariness of that movie, it still hurts. Yeah, how to Train your Dragon 2.
Speaker 2:That damn it.
Speaker 1:I like two more than I like one. Oh boy, you like two more than one. I like the kids more growing up more. Yeah, they were kind of You're voice casting. That too, that's a good one. I like that one. Eight is actually my only kind of cop-out. I did what Go ahead. Eight is my only one. I did it a tie because they are just literally almost neck and neck to me, but they are who intertwined my childhood. It's one of the first two Scooby-Doo movies, which is Ghost and Zombie Island. Those movies are just so intertwined with my childhood they have to be on my list. And which is Ghost Gaming and Hex Girls. I knew they were going to come out somewhere. Not as much the other two, but Sally Thorne, the main one. That's my Dommy Mom. That's my God, dommy Mommy shit. Right there, man. I love the movies. They were great and then the Scooby-Doo movies just started sucking. It's getting bad. I mean they did Cyberchase was okay, then they just sucked. I never care anymore. They lack shit.
Speaker 1:They started becoming more kiddy. They just became cash grabs and it sucked. Yeah, j's Rehab. The first one, zippy Island and Witch's Ghost, had some mature themes in there and I liked it. And again, those are childhood movies. I need to rewatch them, bitches, those are childhood. I watched them on VHS almost nightly. I want to watch Scooby-Doo. I want to watch Scooby-Doo. I want to watch Scooby-Doo. Swear to God, vhs, vhs. I had him on VHS. I had him on VHS. Half of my list was on VHS at some point. Yeah, there's a big one for Jay that, if he don't say almost every single one of mine. All three of my honorable mentions Ice Age, I think, was on VHS.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:Hunter Training Dragon 2, I don't think was no, by that time we were, but I think my next one was At least two of my other ones were Out. Of Trainer Dragon was borderline. It had VHS and it had DVD. God, I couldn't.
Speaker 2:They came out around that time I couldn't leave them off.
Speaker 1:Here I have one for you, because I know you remember this one Spirit. That's about a Mustang. That's about a Mustang. I think Matt Damon voiced the horse. See, that's what I wanted. Yep, that's about a mustang, it's a horse. I think Matt Damon voiced a horse. He did oh. Well that's because you're a loser. See, that's what I wanted. Matt Damon was spirit. Yep, I knew this list was going to be a bunch of nostalgia.
Speaker 1:just whoa movies and shit I remember that when I was six and seven and shit. Well, I completely did the list wrong, so now I got to fly off the handle here. Oh, okay, you had James Cromwell in there too. Whenever someone says spirit, I also think of Brother Bear.
Speaker 2:Do you remember Brother Bear?
Speaker 1:Yes, yes, what that sucks. That that's Disney. I know Brother Bear is Disney. It was on a list of non-Disney films when I looked it up. Curious now, brother Bear, yes, it is Disney. The internet lied to me. That's nothing. It came up in a list of non-Disney. I'm like, oh shit, it is. I'll mention it just because I am my next one, filled with life lessons and anatomy. Osmosis Jones oh fuck, that's legendary Ice. It was actually not on my list. I can honestly thought I forgot it, but it probably would be, because I love that movie. It's very good. I love that movie Dealing with a white blood cell. Damn Chris Rock. Oh my God, careful, I'm contagious.
Speaker 2:And throat, I'm contagious.
Speaker 1:I don't care what you say. I am not Drax. What I am not Drax. You're not my. I am not the whitest person you know. You're not my pill buddy that follows me around. No, god damn it. That is awesome, though that's one of the movies that opens up the chest and just pulls out what he needs. It's a very good movie, very fun. The cartoon that followed it was actually alright too, except I hate how they transferred it to a little kitten.
Speaker 2:Excellent, no, I know, is it seven?
Speaker 1:Oh, seven is one I have not watched all that much for reasons, but I won't watch it because it just destroys my soul every time. All dogs go to heaven. That's my honorable mention.
Speaker 2:That was the one, I got kicked off.
Speaker 1:I won't watch a 30-year-old man be watching that bitch like that was number nine until I found two other ones, charlie. What are you doing, charlie? I come to say goodbye, especially her story, man, the little girl's story. They did it too, she got.
Speaker 2:She got her and her dad.
Speaker 1:She also did the Voice of Ducky, yeah, her last four times In those two movies. Yep, yep, yep. And that will forever be in my head If you read a story, because I think she had died during, like when they were making All Dogs Go to Heaven, because Burt Reynolds had trouble doing that last line, the whole say goodbye thing.
Speaker 1:He had trouble doing it when he in an interview said that he's actually crying doing the line in the movie Because she had passed away by that point. But yeah, that movie will destroy my soul, destroys my soul just like Marley and me. Will always destroy my soul. It takes your soul and just does this to it. This book class is going to explain a bit of my personality, if people know it. Heavy Metal.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:It's the first animated movie that they tried to make like Fantasia that wasn't Disney.
Speaker 1:But it had everything to do with rock and roll and metal and it was very explicit. I have no idea what it is. Oh, look it up, trust me, it won't be a. What was the movie he half-heartedly recommended to us when we watched it anyway? Salt Burn, it won't be. Salt Burn, it won't be. Salt Burn, salt Burn, I just Shit, I go to the damn. I was at Target today. I was looking at the new Blu-rays and I was like hey, arthur and me, no Fog, I'm out, won't do it. I won't do it. If there's any chance a dog dies, I won't do it. Nope, fog's dying.
Speaker 2:I won't do it. Nope, I won't do it.
Speaker 1:Dogs dying hurts me more than humans and a dog, and you won't watch it. He probably won't tell me he's seen it. Does Arthur die? He won't tell me. You mean Arthur.
Speaker 2:Okay, you can bind.
Speaker 1:Okay, because you said Arthur and me. I'm like you can bind a title. I know I know Arthur the King. Yeah, yeah, you can watch the movie. Okay, thank God, I can watch it. I can let you. You can watch it with me if you want, okay. Okay, I can't do it again Because I'm sorry. Whenever I think of a dog movie, I think of that scene from Marley and Me where you don't even pick up a dog movie until somebody tells him the dog doesn't die.
Speaker 2:I can't do it.
Speaker 1:He will not pick up that movie until he knows For sure the dog doesn't die. I can't do it, just like. Homeward Bound had the opportunity To rip my soul from me. But when Shadow came out of them fucking woods, oh thank god. And then he's not in two. Oh fuck, shadow. That was a great cast. God damn it. Who was Chance? Yeah, lost in New York. They were in San Francisco in the second one.
Speaker 2:Oh fuck, shadow man. That was a great cast. Goddammit who was Chance? Yeah, lost in New York.
Speaker 1:They were in San Francisco in the second one. No, san Francisco, I think it was San Francisco in the second one. I think it was in both.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Shadow was in both.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's live action, so I couldn't. But who voiced Shadow? It was an old classic guy. I forgot his name, but I think Michael J Fox voiced Chance. Sally Field, sally Field. That's where I got my voice, for whenever Sadie's barking.
Speaker 2:It was home to the cat.
Speaker 1:I keep following Dumb and Dumber. Oh damn you. Homer Bond, goddamn. Now I'm thinking about dog movies, son of a bitch, don Domenici, yep, older guy, but he did it so good that sounds like a golden retriever, he's got that classic face.
Speaker 1:He's got the hair slicked back, the slim mustache Just classic. Whenever I see a golden retriever, it's his voice. Nope, that's Shadow. They talk in their shadow. They give dogs a voice that's Shadow. Nope, honest to God. Whenever I see a pitbull, it's Michael J Fox. Because I'm fucking overbound, marley. Yeah, so yeah, it's Michael J Fox. He's stupid. Why? That's to be an honor to stupid. It would be You're next.
Speaker 2:It's already back on me.
Speaker 1:Yes, jesus, fucking Christ, that's not right. We shouldn't be flying through like that. We sometimes do. We got more time babbling about random shit at the end of the top ten sometimes. Oh no, oh no, oh no. Transformers copy I'm waiting for it. There's another one, there's a big one. I'm waiting for Chicken Run. It's like an exclamation, it works. I found it Still waiting on a sequel Chicken Run, not a sequel, the actual one that's coming out soon. Chicken Run 2? Look it up now. Sequel, the actual one that's coming out pretty soon. I remember I played it. Oh, it is out, so you can run two. Look it up, man. I played it. It was a Netflix exclusive, though, I think, or was it Hulu? I don't know. It was one of the two.
Speaker 2:Hmm.
Speaker 1:All right, like the two main characters, the girl and the rooster, they do have a kid, and then the movie's all about the kid. My number seven is my Jack Black movie.
Speaker 2:Which one?
Speaker 1:Peaches, peaches, mario Bros. Why didn't I say this one? Okay, fine, I'll say that next. Peaches, because it has an amazing song and I wish I could play it, but you can't because it copyrights Peaches peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches.
Speaker 2:God damn it.
Speaker 1:Sometimes I play it in my head every time I work we're back to you, dean, we're going, man, dean I'm going, man we're going.
Speaker 1:My number was six. Yep, shrek the original, the original shrek. Yeah, not much can um dean. That's what you ruined that series for me I'm. I assumed you were gonna pick one of. You would pick Shrek 1. I don't. I don't remember enough sequels, as much I don't think they were bad, but Shrek is a classic. Remember Shrek 1 and 2, the first Shrek you remember happily ever after and I'm sorry I quote Shrek so much like in this morning I'm making waffles. You have never once made waffles, I know, but I get like the dragon Donkey makes that movie. I looked at a list once Best characters in Shrek. Shrek was two, donkey was one. Donkey Eddie Murphy. Just that is the reason why KC is Donkey. Donkey was one Donkey Eddie Murphy just.
Speaker 1:That is the reason why Casey is Donkey Donkey, not because he went to go get milk. No, that is further proof that he's an ass. Fairy tale creatures, lord Farquaad, are, in short, physical proof that being short is worth death sentence than being ugly. Yep, yep. So why don't you call him Farquaad? No, the meme. He's referencing a classic meme no Fiona chose the literal ogre over the short guy.
Speaker 1:That's not how life works. I know literal ogre Over the short guy. That's not how life works. I know Literal ogre over the oh shout out, though I used to bump that soundtrack to Shrek 2. That soundtrack.
Speaker 2:That's one of the best soundtracks ever.
Speaker 1:That Hallelujah smash mouth with fucking All-Star.
Speaker 2:All-Star.
Speaker 1:When they remixed. I'm a Believer Classic. Then Eddie Murphy sang it Fucking Bad Reputation when Joan Jett was on there Classic sound. I don't bring up soundtracks, but that is a classic soundtrack. I had the fucking CD.
Speaker 2:Wait, didn't we have a?
Speaker 1:whole top 10 where we did soundtrack yes, and nobody said Shrek.
Speaker 2:It was songs. It's original songs.
Speaker 1:Those are original hey, look at that, now we got a top 10. We can do someday Best movie soundtracks.
Speaker 1:Yeah it can work that kind of shit. This movie didn't give us the opportunity, because Transformers had one of the best soundtracks 86. Oh yeah, transformers 1 too. Michael Bay, transformers 1 too. Soundtracks 86? Oh yeah, transformers 1, 2. Michael Bay, transformers 1, 2. Yeah yeah, those were original songs just for that movie. Yep, speaking of soundtracks Robots I figured that one was going to get said it was a good one and one Rob Williams in that bitch, yes, yeah. So I had to mention it at some point because Rob Williams is my guy.
Speaker 2:Here.
Speaker 1:You good. What else do you want me to say about robots, except that they've got a granny in there that he probably had as a favorite character, because he was nothing but a dump truck ass. Clank-a-clank-a-clank-a-clank.
Speaker 2:Clank-a-clank-a-clank-a-clank.
Speaker 1:Clank-clank-clank-clank-clank. Digimon the movie. There's going to be a whole. There's some I'm forgetting, but we're going to have a whole random discussion at the end about random ones, but there's a lot. The first half of Digimon the movie is probably one of my favorite with things ever that one's got a kick-ass soundtrack too Uh-huh, and it's blocked on Spotify. I hate it. I know Digimon soundtrack Uh-huh. Yes, don't make sense. Kids in America.
Speaker 2:That is one of the best songs ever. You cannot get the Kids in America.
Speaker 1:That was in the movie. You can't get the Digimon theme song. That was in the movie.
Speaker 2:Kitty Kids in America.
Speaker 1:It's a great fucking song. Yes, it is. It is a great great song. I swear to God. Half the movies that we've said. One of the main reasons we like them is because of the songs that were in there and associated with it. Oh, why haven't I said this one yet? I don't know that. One person in between. Number five Number five is a very special one. I have not watched it in a long time, but I should re-watch it. I'm curious if you can get it by me just saying Superman, the Iron Giant You're a dick. What you knew it was on mine somewhere. I should have known the Iron Giant is. So that is Dave Bezos' first voice acting job. I swear to God, he just that was one I thought could have been on all three of ours.
Speaker 2:I'm not going to lie.
Speaker 1:I didn't want to say he killed the character because of what happens to him in the movie. I'm happy with my top five, of course. In Iron Giant 1, he was rebuilding himself at the end. Did you know we were supposed to get a 2 and never did? I don't know if it made money. It became a classic. Later on it was a cult classic again. It's one of those fucking movies that came out and became a cult classic Yep, hogarth Hughes. And it hurts when you watch Ready Player One.
Speaker 1:Yeah because he's in there. How are we getting a continuation of that? I'm sorry, when you think about the story of Iron Giant. That's because Ready Player One is a book series? Yeah, I guess, but they didn't even follow the book series for the movie. No, yeah, I guess, but they didn't even follow the book series for the movie, as far as I've been told anyway. I haven't read the book itself, which no well, it's also because of how much older the book is versus we were going to get newer.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we got a lot of modernization in that, which was going to happen because more people, in order to get people to watch it, you were going to get more of the more recent stuff, you mean, instead of people that are my age or older. Yeah, you were going to get the Halos. You were going to get the.
Speaker 2:Overwatch characters. What are we on?
Speaker 1:Ready Player One.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Okay, no.
Speaker 2:I knew it would come up when I talked about Iron Giant.
Speaker 1:Optimus Prime showed up in. Well, no, when you think about the core of Iron Giant and how he's literally a weapon, he is a weapon of mass destruction, of killing, and Holger teaches him Superman and how being a hero and all that shit, it's like, ah, this shit gets me Superman. And what does he fly into at the end to save the town? A missile right? Oh yeah. It takes place during the Cold War. Goddamn commies, yeah, which we're fighting, except America?
Speaker 2:bom, oh yeah it takes place during the Cold War.
Speaker 1:Goddamn commies, yeah, which were fighting, except America bombed themselves.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:They thought he was a weapon from the commies. They bombed themselves. Damn commies. That was the lesson of the movie. Fuck, commies are going to come up later. Oh fuck, great. Rest in peace. Damn, I just spoiled one. Just be fair, I never know how our AI thing is gonna work. It's time Nightfall is bail. That's the communist part. How many times we've mentioned your dick and it's never said a word?
Speaker 2:I think that makes it censored.
Speaker 1:It's gotta be. It probably won't censor communism, though. Oh my God. God, here we go. I know I did too, but I'm gonna get more into it later. That's the sad shit. That's gonna be fun. My movie I'm mentioning is not political. Actually it is, I lied. Oh, my next one is kind of that's so kind of. That's a good one. We have Michelle Pfeiffer, Pat Pitt, and it just goes on.
Speaker 1:Mine's got a star-studded article A lot of our animated movies that didn't make it are star-studded. That's what I said. You look at some of the cast of these motherfuckers. It's like, eh, I'll see if I can get. I'm gonna do this. If it, oh, this is the next one. That was five, right? Yeah, maybe I won't say that one for this one. I'll leave that. You know what? No, because I love that higher. Alright, I'm gonna give you the big four actors from this movie and see if you can figure out what the movie is.
Speaker 2:Sure.
Speaker 1:Bill Paxton, mr Independence Day himself, drew Barrymore, john Lugisano, luigi and Matt Damon oh God, that's killing me, because I know all those names and there's been at least four movies that they were all in Titan AE. You bitch that one's higher on my list. I wanted to say that at least three or two Where's my phone? I don't know. You threw it. You were a dick, sorry. Sorry. I love the movie too. I wish I could put it higher.
Speaker 2:Why not higher?
Speaker 1:What's your reason for putting it where it is? Because I like it? Is it rewatchability? Because the CG is kind of shit now, or what? That's part of it. It's not as bad as Spawn, no, why every time CG comes up we gotta say Spawn, every fucking time.
Speaker 2:Because it's bad.
Speaker 1:It's not as bad as New Age, mcu, not as bad as Scorpion King and the Mummy Return. The only one I that rewatch was epic. We didn't get it in a three, though. That one don't exist. You don't count. That one don't count. The only one that it's even in contention with out of my top four is the next one, which is why it's so close. But four is very, very good. I guess I'll wait and figure it out.
Speaker 1:But, you're still a dick. It was never getting into the top three for this, unfortunately, based on the three that I picked. I love that whole story. Just the fact that Earth is on destruction because we messed with the wrong fucking people trying to take their power for ourselves and had to go find a new home. I love the movie. I wish I had it on DVD. So do I? I only own it digitally. I had to buy it digitally when I found out it was on there.
Speaker 1:It was free on YouTube for a while. Yeah, not anymore.
Speaker 2:Next Gene, you're next.
Speaker 1:Oh, we're back to you, buddy my number four is Prince of Egypt. I'm sorry. No, it was, it's biblical. It's not a good cast, val Kilmer, when you think of the title Prince of Egypt, you don't know. It's about Moses. No, you would never know. Oh, it's about Moses, you know. Okay. So as a kid, great movie. I enjoyed the movie because I was not brought up religiously so I was learning new things. Boy, that's a story. That's one of the ones I rewatched, and me being brought up in a very religious household. I know all the shit. I'm sitting there of the ones I rewatched, and me being brought up in a very religious household. I know all the shit. I'm sitting there watching the movie. I'm like Vernon Bush hey, he gonna part the Red Sea and all that shit. I like how they gave the dynamic between him and Ramsey. It's the one time that in your life your ADHD kicked in and it was a good thing. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Ramsey is my favorite pharaoh.
Speaker 1:The greatest pharaoh in Egypt. I love Ramsey. I like how he's intertwined with Moses and shit. It was good. It was probably DreamWorks' best film by most people, which is surprising. It was a great movie. They really do predict that story very well the Prince of Egypt and I love Egyptian culture and shit, so of course I'm going to eat that up. Good stuff. Disney, disney, that was the one I didn't expect anyone to say, even though I bet Jay pulled it out randomly.
Speaker 2:See, that's how it happens.
Speaker 1:You said what you said and it just there you go. It wasn't meant to be at the no, I just thought of it like that's probably one. It was not meant to be at the number it was at. Like that was a random one, but yeah, I love that movie. Should we link that to Joseph King of Dreams then? Oh Jesus, is that yours?
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:I don't actually have one, because he fucked me over where I wanted to go with. As far as Titan AE, yeah, I'm two movies away. We're not even in the top threes. You're on four.
Speaker 2:I know Land.
Speaker 1:Before Time, but I lost all-.
Speaker 2:Honorable mention.
Speaker 1:I lost all it's honorable mention for me too, but that's one that should be on his what well, that's on there, okay, so it's higher okay okay, I'm not offended now I had that. Okay, stand up for time, jay. Okay, entire fucking series uh huh, middle foot, middle foot. Wait, how do we on that fucking strictly animated, or can we do like what's your? What are you trying to pull and tell us I almost put frame Roger Rabbit on that bitch what I said?
Speaker 2:no same definition same thing for Roger Rabbit that's what I thought.
Speaker 1:Can you guess my favorite character in who Framed Roger Rabbit? I know who you love, damn it. You know who I love for just correct you and the entire internet. You and the entire internet. You and the entire internet. Okay, batman Beyond. Return of the Joker. Oh, you went with the DC. That's a good one.
Speaker 2:What number were we? That's a good classic.
Speaker 1:I like that one. That's my oppression of Batman films.
Speaker 2:Okay, let's put it this way.
Speaker 1:That's a movie that defined film. Okay, let's put it this way. That's the movie that defined Terry McGinnis as Batman. It's the one time that the Joker said you're no Batman, you're right, I'm not. His response to him is I like when old Barbara's explaining Joker, the real Joker's, like nothing you've ever faced. I'm like damn right, because the Joker was a savage, batman was savage. I like that one. That's a really good movie. I'm trying to think now. You got me thinking of my upper echelon. Batman animated. I'm actually quite pissed at myself.
Speaker 1:Under the Red Hood is one of my favorites, if you don't say Mask of the Phasm. I don't know if you had a childhood, because so many kids love that shit. Girl, it's actually at AMC right now this weekend. Masked of Phantasm. You good on your four. Yeah. Puss in Boots Last Wish, ooh, his death was a great villain. I love death and I just love Antonio Banderas' Puss in Boots. That's probably one of my favorite DreamWorks characters. I'm gonna pull this one out my ass here. I got a three, so you can go well.
Speaker 1:Surprisingly, this is an anime movie, but Matt has not seen this or doesn't know much about it. Jay's seen it with me in theaters, but it has to go in the upper echelons. I rewatch it so much and that's my Jujutsu Kaisen Zero. I rewatched that fucking movie probably like once or twice a month. I adore that fucking movie. It's probably because I adore Jujutsu Kaisen. I adore that fucking movie. It's probably because I adore Jujutsu Kaisen. That movie is fucking great, fucking great. Jay, I dragged Jay to see that shit with me in a theater.
Speaker 1:I was actually happy with it because I wouldn't have cared if we watched it subbed. Shit was great. Fucking shit was great.
Speaker 1:Same thing with Dragon Ball though that I dragged you to. Yeah, you did, that wasn't so. That was Wish Cell, that wasn't my. That was the only thing I like, the explanation why Cell was the winner. I like the movie, but I'm like Miss Cell, that ain't Cell. That's not perfect Cell. No see, the thing that hasn't happened. That needs to happen because you know, frieza came back and he's gotten his power up. He needs Cell to come back. Actually, the person who needs to come back but will never come back because he wasn't really popular, raditz, raditz. Oh yeah, raditz is just lost in fucking. Vegeta got his brother what? Goku's got? Nobody, except for his earthly family. I am the Prince of Saiyans. No, vegeta literally got his brother. Tabba, hmm, short for fucking cabbage, I swear to God. But Goku doesn't get his family. They're all fucking dead.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what the?
Speaker 1:fuck. I mean, his dad was pointing, his dad gets his own fucking thing. We won't get into that. Number three, final Fantasy, the Spirits Within. Now, that one is a cult classic in itself, because not even Final Fantasy fans like that one.
Speaker 2:It's not Final.
Speaker 1:Fantasy? No, it's really not. It has absolutely nothing to do with the Final Fantasy universe because it's set so far into supernatural that Final Fantasy fans were wondering why this even was associated. But it is a good movie in itself but, like Titan AE, it was ahead of its time, a little early for the animation. It looked like you were watching a video game For that time. No, because whenever you think of Final Fantasy movies, the one I fucked with hard was Advent Children. That's one everyone loves. I literally just rewatched it last night. Look at the list for this fucking movie. You had Me. No, when Alec Baldwin, steve Buscemi and Donald Sutherland that's just the top cast right there. Yeah, that's just the top cast right there, yeah my favorite.
Speaker 1:I can't even remember the plot of that movie at all. My one thing about Final Fantasy I never got that much into them, like the games in general and stuff. But one character I love from fucking 7 was Vincent Valentine, who voices him in the remake. Where can I get a phone, batman? What's up? I'm gonna grab a soda.
Speaker 2:Grab a 40 if you want.
Speaker 1:The slot for Spirit Within was. It's so dystopian that the scientist girl is trying to find some organic material to do something with it. That's basically the premise of it. And then the soldiers are all going out hunting for organic material of something what? Yeah, but didn't the organic material end up being souls of something or other? No, that was what the people, that's what the creatures, were stealing was the people's spirits basically. Oh yeah, that was. See, I was too young to even follow the story but it was a good movie I watched it relatively within the last year or two because it was also free on YouTube.
Speaker 1:When did Did Advent Children take place? During the game of Seven or after before? Advent Children was post finale of Seven. It was the aftermath in the movie in the movie Valentine was voiced by Stephen Blue, another classic. But I'm surprised they didn't have him come back, but they replaced him with.
Speaker 2:Mercer Seven's fight with Baham or Advent Children's fight with Baham?
Speaker 1:I'm surprised they didn't have him come back, but they replaced him with Mercer Seven's fight with Bahamut or Evan Children's fight with Bahamut is one of my favorite fight scenes ever In a movie. Whose fight with Bahamut In Advent Children, where they're all fighting Bahamut Also everyone always says that name.
Speaker 2:Final Fantasy is one of them. Games.
Speaker 1:Bahamut. Depends on how you want them. I'm waiting for one. I can jump. What was the most recent one? 16?. What was the most recent Final Fantasy? 16?. The most recent Final Fantasy game.
Speaker 2:That's a trick question. That's a trick question because you had Rebirth.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you had 6. To Final Fantasy, 16 is the one. The most recent numbered was 16. That's the one with Ifrit. Yeah, I still might, but that might be the one I actually tried. Even though some Final Fantasy fans don't like it. It's cheaper. Now it's got its own DLC. Play it and tell me what you think. The reason it's bad People don't like the Ifrit shit. The big monster fights, or something.
Speaker 2:The Eidolon battles.
Speaker 1:They don't even call them Eidolons, in that they call it Echelons or something. Yeah, but that's the reason why it's like you're taking this completely out of every variation of. We literally had a podcast where me and him called it the Kaiju Battles. Oh, that's literally what it is, because you took away the core concept of what you made Final Fantasy, with the skills and everything it's like. Now you're down to 4. I think honestly, though, jay could pitch it to me like it's big and flashy. It's a very flashy, macho game you'd like it. It's not turn based 16?.
Speaker 1:I'm not a turn based guy. 16 would have been a better movie. Okay, that's another sell point for him. Yeah, if you cut out all of the in-betweens and mission gathering, if you just watch the core scenes, the animations and then.
Speaker 1:You don't have to do the side quests to level up to do the main missions. Yep, if you just did the core animations and the kaiju battles, you'd have a movie, and it would be a decent movie. So, basically, all you, ah, no, I'm not going to do it. I actually want you to play the game.
Speaker 1:I'm not going to tell you to go to YouTube and just watch the cutscenes. Another one, I did Another one. I did Another one, though, and this one. I think this one is more. It comes up all the time we talk about Final Fantasy, which is the one with the fucking car 15. Well, for fuck's sake, it's 15, yes, robbie Damon would slap you. People hate that game and I like it. I'm just saying I think people hate it. Now people have given me very valid reasons why they hate it.
Speaker 1:Why do I gotta fill this fucking car with gas? That is the dumbest mechanic ever designed in a game. I don't have to do that in Grand Theft Auto. Why would I want to do this in a Final Fantasy? Can you imagine a fucker at the board meeting? Can we have an idea to make it more realistic? You gotta put gas in the car. Yes, put it in. They thought they were smart. You don't have to put gas in boats. You don't have to put gas in airplanes, but we have to put gas in your car. In this era of airships, you gotta put your gas in your car.
Speaker 1:And the fucker, because I watched a GameRanks video that was talking about it and they said and whenever you run out of gas, almost 100% of the time you're going to be so far the fuck away from somewhere to get gas. What the fuck? What do you have to do then? Run to your mother. No, no, no See. You teleport yourself to the place that has gas and then you pay. Gil, I can't remember if it was $100 or $400.
Speaker 1:It was fluctuating like gas prices do. Actually it did. The game price fluctuated, gas prices fluctuated the richer you were, the more expensive it was. Actually, no, it depended on how monster-infested the area was. That's how expensive your gas got. So the poorer the area looked, the more expensive your gas. So you paying more for gas in the ghetto. Yes, game is memes. Yes it is. There's so many Affairs go on Forever. They go on. Damn you, robbie Todd, robbie Damon. He sang a song for us. I love it every time. That was the car one I'm thinking of. He played Prompto, my favorite character in the game, and he had such a tragic backstory. And I'm here thinking like, oh hell, yeah, that's 15. The Bro Adventure. I think of it as the Bro Adventure. It still happens Just because I brought up a Final Fantasy movie. Whenever Final Fantasy is brought up, I'm going to mention the one with the car. That's just facts of life. It happens every fucking time we make Final Fantasy.
Speaker 1:You want me to start another rant? No, no, who are you in that game? Who am I in? Fucking? Yep, gladiolus, him, gladiolus. No, this motherfucker would make me Gladio-less and him the main character, because he's going after my sister. What the fuck? Oh, I'm curious of Matt's rant. No, because my sister likes him, but he doesn't want anything to do with the sister. I'm kind of curious of Matt's rant. If he thought of something another thing, about the game, maybe or something.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:I'm just going to start a rant whenever. Alright, let's open up the rant, we're here for it. Number three is Spider-Man and Spider-Verse. How?
Speaker 1:is that going to open up a rant. The rant says he didn't put it in his things and now he's going to want to talk about it. It is most one and two would probably be tied. They're so close so it don't matter. It would probably be tied. They're so close so it don't matter. It would normally be my number one. Spider-man is always just perched on top of my number one list all the fucking time. I want to talk about something else once, so I left him. He's on the list, but it's beyond number one. He's beyond the. It works. He's beyond the list.
Speaker 2:He's beyond the list.
Speaker 1:He's beyond the list. First one right Okay.
Speaker 2:We're at number two.
Speaker 1:That's a great one. I still want to redo Final Fantasy IX though. By the way, I want to redo reanimation of Final Fantasy IX and replay that one. You know, I definitely need a reanimation of that one because I mean it has great characters, but I don't think I ever got into it because of how cartoony they tried to make it look. Number two Dean.
Speaker 2:Number two.
Speaker 1:No one's touched it. He adjusted the mic. It's not very tight. That's his fault.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, but I knew.
Speaker 1:I wasn't taking the mic. I hope he didn't take it. It's large enough. He might Dean number two, please. My number two is Anastasia, princess Anastasia, a great movie that everyone thinks is fucking Disney. It's not. I thought I would have said it without him getting it off.
Speaker 2:I lied.
Speaker 1:I fucked up. I fucked up. I thought I was going to be able to say Anastasia before you did.
Speaker 2:Nope.
Speaker 1:Damn it. It is one of my favorite. It's one of my favorite. I know what his number one is. It is one of. This is my thing, not my rant. But I love Anastasia because it is based on a very historical thing, like the last Tsar of Russia, Tsar Nicholas, and the whole theory that Anastasia survived when she did not. She did not survive. They ID'd her body when the Bolsheviks took over Russia. We know them as Marxists. The commies this is what I meant by the commies are gonna come up again.
Speaker 1:You ain't gotta say that to win me here. I cannot go into depth on how much I do not like Marxists like you realize what the fuck you're preaching. Right government owns everything. You get nothing. You literally say it when you don't understand it. Why do you want to own nothing? I'd love people that legitimately you don't understand it. Why do you want to own nothing? Jay says I'd love people that legitimately believe in communism.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we have to run it for president.
Speaker 1:Oh, there it is. I knew it was going to happen at some point. Not the orange man, the other one right, the cackling hyena one, not the orange man, yeah the alcoholic.
Speaker 1:Who did this? The other one, right, the cackling hyena one, not the orange man. Yeah, the alcoholic. Alright, who did this? I just was gonna rant about the communists, let me fucking go back to. But it's a musical. I like that. They put Rasputin in there. Rasputin's great in there. It's a great one. I love that Rasputin. And there's, sadly, the fuck was the name of the bat In Anastasia. What the fuck was the name of the bat? I love that little guy, I just another thing. This is a typical me thought, but I still laugh whenever I think of Rasputin, because there's a legend at his dicks in a jar somewhere fucking like big as fucking shit. There we go. Have you heard that story? Yes, rasputin's like dick in a jar, like fuck you saved. I want mine to Shut the fuck up. I want mine to be saved. There's some jar breaking up. Sometimes I don't know if we boost his ego enough or not.
Speaker 2:I was like what the fuck? I didn't expect that one.
Speaker 1:So you pulled out Anastasia. At what number two? Yes, two it is its.
Speaker 2:I know what his number one is.
Speaker 1:Lamity knows, my number two is nightmare fuel for kids. But it's such a fucking adventure. Little Nemo, little Little Little how did I say that? Little Little Little Little? Calm your ass down. I blame him. Little Nemo Adventures in Slumberland I gotta look that up. That sounds familiar as a bitch. Oh, you know it. I gotta look that up. That sounds familiar as a bitch. Oh, you know it. I've probably seen it, does it? When you watch it, you're like is this a fucking fever dream? Because it basically is a fever dream. I'm saying calm ass down with all the hood. You just got Adventures in. Yeah, that do look like a fucking huh. It is a fever dream Like. Now, that do look like a fucking huh. It is a fever dream Like. If you watch a trailer for that, you're like holy crap.
Speaker 2:It's like what the fuck going on that one's got a cast itself.
Speaker 1:You don't even expect it. I had to think about that one for a second because that one randomly pops up in my head for no reason at all, just because of him. I swear it's because he's afraid of the dark. And there's this whole nightmare sequence where the dark is chasing him and it just has these bright yellow eyes or red eyes. I can't remember anymore.
Speaker 1:It's definitely one I have to re-watch, because it's a really good movie. Re-watch. I recommend it. Got it. I just wouldn't have any toddlers watch it. Oh boy, it's one of those. It's one of those. Yeah, that was my number two. My number two is Shrek 2. Number two. My number two is Shrek 2. Is Shrek 1 number one? He likes Shrek 2 more than 1.
Speaker 2:I picked 1 up.
Speaker 1:I would put the franchise as number 2. But I figured 1 and U2 would pick number 1.
Speaker 2:So I picked number 2.
Speaker 1:I didn't pick any. He ruined it for me what? Because I said it first. No, but I leaned that way. Oh shit, you ruined it for me. Oh goddamn. I leaned number one because of the soundtrack. I leaned number two because of the characters. That one did pull everybody out. That one pulled everybody out. It gave me Puss in Boots, who's probably one of my favorite characters in the franchise, which is why Puss in Boots 4 got. He got his own fucking series, yeah, which is why that's how popular he is. Yes, my gum drops. My gum drops Number one, dave. Which Studio Ghibli from home did you pick? My gum drops number one. Which studio jubilee movie did you pick? How do you assume it's studio jubilee?
Speaker 1:because I knew you had one and you haven't said it yet. It's not number one. I've changed up my entire list, so it's not number one. It's speared in a way no face, no face is my motherfucker, that is such a, but that is such a. That is a beautiful movie. That's one of the ones I rewatched. I rewatch that one quite often, I and the funny thing is.
Speaker 1:I think I vibe more with my Neighbor Toro. I'm not, no, every time. Spirited Away is one of them that you can watch over and over. It's just. It's such a great storyteller. It's so ironic that my number one is something Japanese. All Ghibli films are great but, funny thing, I don't worship Ghibli like a lot of people do. My two favorites are ridiculously Spirited Away is ridiculously my favorite and Pinch of Smokin' Okay, I also a lot of people do. My two favorites are Ridiculously Spirit Away is ridiculously my favorite and Pinch the Smotanoke I also like. But those are the only two that I'll consider underrated.
Speaker 1:I don't vibe with Totoro's story as much. Spirit Away just gets you in the feels. My favorite Pokemon is Snorlax oh, you can't wonder why Totoro for more than. But it's just, I don't see, I don't know. Matt, have you ever? I didn't care for the Catbust, matt says too. I'll get a little emotional and teary-eyed too and spirited away when, as you wondered the whole movie. It's hinted that when she's in the spirit world she's got the little boy helping her, haku's helping her A dragon. The boy turns into a dragon and it's revealed later on that his actual name is Kawaku. He's named after the Kawaku River and she fell in when she was little and he saved her and put her on shore and stuff, and that's how that always gets me when they and shit I'm like oh, and I just it's great, it's one of them feels movies.
Speaker 1:That's a childhood movie. I watched that when I was really young too and you shouldn't watch that. You can't comprehend a lot of the mature themes that are in a lot of them movies when you're really young. So you got to rewatch them when you're older and shit, it's like oh, and.
Speaker 1:No Face is so good because he, my number one, kind of fits that aesthetic. People debate what no Face actually means. Most people agree it's loneliness. He wants to feel liked and appreciated by someone, so he's giving everyone gold, like here, like me. Here I have stuff for you. Like no Face is great. I need a plushie of no Face. That's how much I love no Face. You have the option. We have a store in town for that. Now I do need a plushie if no face. The fact that the parents got thrown into pigs they're eating the fucking spirits food, yababa, yababa and Big Baby, voiced by Tara Strong, if you don't play with me, I'm gonna cry is this movie you based your life on, if you don't play with me, I'm going to cry.
Speaker 1:Is this movie? You based your life on what Spirited?
Speaker 2:Away, yeah, the Big Baby.
Speaker 1:Here I have gifts for you. Like me, here I have gifts for you.
Speaker 2:Big.
Speaker 1:Baby, play with me, play with me, give me attention, give me attention.
Speaker 1:Oh man, no, it's a timeless classic give me attention, give me attention, oh man, no, no, it's a timeless classic and I mean it's an anime film. Of course, that's freaking number one and again, it's fresh in my mind. I just rewatched it. Like I said, I rewatched Prince of Egypt, spirited Away and Road to El Dorado. Those are the three I rewatched because, luckily, spirited Away and Road to El Dorado. Those are the three I rewatched because, luckily, spirited Away I have on Blu-ray and it's also on Max. Prince of Egypt and El Dorado are on Netflix still. Thankfully, his elbow joints are still pretty good. It's just his backpack. That's not great. Oh, you're talking about the Transformer he's playing with.
Speaker 2:Oh, oh, you're talking about the Transformer he's playing with.
Speaker 1:Oh, oh, my number one. We're Back A Dinosaur Story. What, what's wrong with that? It's another good John Goodman movie. He's a great voice actor. I wish he would do more. The story of that one was awesome, where you had a professor who's trying to teach the goodness in arts. You know he brought back dinosaurs because that's what a lot of kids, when they're little, wish for. I want to see a dinosaur. And then you have his brother, the other professor who's trying to show everyone's fears. He had the circus Underrated pick, Definitely underrated pick. Jay Leno was in that movie.
Speaker 2:He was I forget who the hell he voiced though Vorb an alien.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, he's the little fucking green alien that gave the dinosaurs a cereal. The brain, I need the brain. Blast cereal, I really do. You know, I've realized a lot of these animated movies. Just get shit luck at the box office because they had a budget of $20 million and only made $9 million.
Speaker 1:A lot of animated movies flop, unless it's something A lot of them flop. That's disappointing. What do you see Transformers 1 making? That's a big franchise. That one will be fine. I'm talking like an original independent. We haven't had any of those, not really, no. No, I'm actually waiting to see. We don't have an opportunity.
Speaker 1:But if we do get them. They're all on, you know, they're released on Netflix or something like that. One thing we have not touched on that I really want to touch on at some point, because we don't think we we I don't know if we've ever seen one in theaters, honest to God, because it's always comic book. We have never done a top 10 comedies because we have not seen a comedy in theaters.
Speaker 1:I don't know I feel for you would just end up even spawn. No, wedding Crashers is the top five right now. I rewatched that motherfucker so much you're number one. I swear I feel like you did. No, he didn't no, without telling us it. I feel like he did. He said he cries. My number one makes me cry.
Speaker 2:I didn't say what it was.
Speaker 1:That's the only hint we got. Now let's try and understand why. What's your number one, sir? Let's see if I can set it in song, uh-. Let's see if I can set it in song, uh. Oh, it's gonna be a theme song that just instantly makes us shed a tear, isn't it? No came out in 1998 98. Well, it's not Godzilla oh god, oh 1998 animated. Oh god, 1998 Animated. You know that doesn't help us at all.
Speaker 2:We're all born.
Speaker 1:You just gave us a year. I was 8 years old. I'm surprised I remember 9-11 so well. 16% on Rotten Tomatoes that actually helps a bit more. 16% on Rotten Tomatoes that actually helps a bit more.
Speaker 2:I swear to.
Speaker 1:God Dean, remember. 16%. Rotten Tomato via critics 74% fan. Is it? No, I can't, is it obvious? Kind of I hate when your quiz is like this no, I might have. I'm not going to guess yet, I'm thinking.
Speaker 2:Is it?
Speaker 1:distributed by Warner Bros. I can't say the second company that gives it away, paramount. No, is it Paramount and Warner Bros?
Speaker 2:Right Wait.
Speaker 1:Is it the first Pokemon movie? There, it is Pokemon. The movie I knew it I almost made the list Toho Company was the second Harry Pokemon you talking about, when Ash gets turned to stone.
Speaker 2:Yeah, pikachu's like.
Speaker 1:You know, I swear to god, you're not the only kid who cried at that movie. Yeah, and then we got Pokemon 3000,. I think it was where we had.
Speaker 2:Don't tell us.
Speaker 1:No, pokemon 2000 was Lugia. Pokemon 3 is Entei. Entei is a lion to me, so I just love Entei. Technically it's a saber-toothed tiger, but it looks like a lion to me.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:There is a fucking legitimate, just a lion Pokemon. It's like Solgaleo. Yeah, it's literally just a lion. Well, no, I can understand now, because Pokemon and oh, the first one was like Mew and Mewtwo, that was Mew and Mewtwo. That's how fucked up that was before Ghibli Universe. Oh God, yeah, you just got fucking. It's just franchises D-O-U-A, b-c-a-u or which one.
Speaker 2:The bottom one is that B-C-A-U.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, I didn't read that right. I thought it was. Oh, I was like Dead on Arrival. What the fuck is that shit?
Speaker 2:Dead on Arrival. That's not DC, that's Marvel animated. That's.
Speaker 1:DOA. Yeah, I was like whoa. I thought the C was an O. I was like, hmm, I didn't see it. The stupid shit about animated movies Did I have any. Land Before Time was in my honorable mentions. Land Before Time was in my honorable mentions. I didn't even say it because you said it. It's hard to talk about animated movies without talking about he just wasn't on his list. He said that one was supposed to be on your list. Yeah, you didn't say.
Speaker 2:Land.
Speaker 1:Before Time. But if you just the problem with fucking animated movies is, but if you just the problem with fucking animated movies is, you're going to be talking about Disney. Sadly that's where a lot of the ones come from. American Tail Five Four Goes West is that associated with Disney.
Speaker 2:I don't know. No, it's not.
Speaker 1:Oh, I should have said this one because it actually is a good one and Robin Williams is in it. Ferngully, the Last Rainforest.
Speaker 1:Oh for fuck's sakes, dean would have laughed at my ass if I said this one Baybase kids. Oh God, I have some honorable mentions. If you just want me to keep going there, some honorable mentions. The Camelot movie? That was Disney. No, it wasn't. That's the one I was thinking of. Which one do you think? How about this one? An animated freaking Movie about a rooster who is basically Elvis Rock-a-doodle Quest of Quest for Camelot.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that one wasn't Disney.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh hell, If we could do movies where we are mixing live action with animated Pagemaster. I don't think that's going to be enough. If you think of a goddamn classic animated movie, it's fucking Disney, it's like Sword in the.
Speaker 1:Stone. Disney, fuck Brave Little To's fucking Disney. It's like Sword in the Stone. Disney, fuck Brave Little Toaster. Disney Fuck Bartok. That was the name of the little bat Bartok. Apparently he got his own movie. Oh Jesus, kiki's Delivery Service. Cats don't Dance. Cats Don't Dance. Let's see Ants. That's on my honorable mentions. I love ants, weaver. How about that coming out the same year as A Bug's Life? That's Rio. I actually vibe with ants a little more Than Bugs Life, because ants was a little more mature, ants was more mature. Bugs Life was very kiddy. Oh, here's another one that feels like a fever dream A troll in Central Park Shark Tale. A troll in Central Park Sharktail. Hey, oh, none of us said Madagascar. Yep, that was on a list.
Speaker 2:That fucking hippo.
Speaker 1:I like to move it, move it. That was King Julian. I think it's for Madagascar. God damn it, One of my top 15, top 20 line-in movies. God damn it. I think it's for Madagascar. Where are you from New York? All hail the New York Giants.
Speaker 2:That was Madagascar.
Speaker 1:They need some hailing right now. They're not very good Herbal with Ryan Reynolds Snail. Oh, when you said Turbo, I was thinking the Arnold Schwarzenegger Turbo Turbo man. Yeah, that's Jingle all the way. Happy Feet. We got happy feet, not the penguins, damn penguins.
Speaker 2:Oh my god.
Speaker 1:Surf's Up was very underrated. Hotel Transylvania I was going to put Nightmare Before Crystal. I hope Disney fuck you that American Tale. I said that one. That's spickable me. Well, yeah, there's American Tale. And then there's American Tale If I Fall, goes West. Yeah, no see, I had a franchise list Set up how to Train your Dragon Land Before Time. Yeah, no See, I had a franchise list set up how to Train your Dragon Land Before Time. Ice Age, kung Fu, panda, lilo and Stitch, despicable Me, ghibli Universe and DC Animated Universe. Did we bring up when Back a Dinosaur Story? Yeah, jay did. That was number one. I read that wrong and I'm ashamed, I'm ashamed, I'm ashamed.
Speaker 2:It's a movie with is that who I think it is? Hold on, hold on, hold on yeah, it is the page, master.
Speaker 1:He just brought that up twice now I've said something and both of you were like I was questioning. I seen it out of the corner of my eye. It's like you said that movie, right yeah when I was going down the list I thought it said the peg master and I was like what the fuck is that?
Speaker 2:shit.
Speaker 1:Yay, I see, peg, that's like hey, whoa, I already screwed up one of your bullets. Okay, this time I'll knock him out. He likes it when he can feel it, though, thank god, what if it knocks it out? There ain't much. There is not much Non animated. You have to make lists for non animated movies. There ain't much. There is not much Non-animated Disney. You have to make lists for non-animated movies that are not Disney. It's like there's all the Ice Ages With Disney. You can do animated and non-animated and see what happens. The Book of Life, you know what? Let me just type that in once Non-Disney animated movies. That's the list. I was on.
Speaker 2:Storks.
Speaker 1:Storks.
Speaker 2:Do need to hear it.
Speaker 1:Here's the list. It literally gives me the Iron Giant. Prince of Egypt. Anastasia Land Before Time. American Tail Swan Princess that's interesting. Auto Trainer, dragon Spirited Away. Balto Fern Gully. Rodel Dorado Thumbelina. Ice Age Spider-Man Into the Spider-Verse. I don't even know how that got added there. Pagemaster. Rodel Dorado Thumbelina. Ice Age Spider-Man Into the Spider-Verse. I don't even know how that got added there. Pagemaster. Secret of NIMH that was a good one. All Dogs Go to Heaven. Princess Mononoke, shrek Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs oh, here's a cult classic that only Deadpool would love. The Last Unicorn oh God, that used to be a lot of little girls' favorites. The Secret of Kells For some reason I know that movie. You know, luke came up every time I searched non-Disney animated movies. I'm like that's not animation, that's some weird shit. That creeped me out as a fucking kid. Get that movie away from me. What is that? A Dark Crystal? Get that shit away from me.
Speaker 1:That's not happening that movie that shit creeped me out when I was a kid. The Dark Crystal Yep, that shit creeped me out. When I was a kid. I used to like it. There's a picture my uncle got me into that movie. That shit was creepy movie.
Speaker 1:That shit was so like. What the fuck it's got a cult following. It got a Netflix show To continue the. That's what it was. It was puppets Fear, animatronic puppets. That's why it looks so real and creepy. What the fuck it's like, chucky, holy shit. Book of Life. Once Upon a Forest King and I I'm thinking of this one Muhammad the Last Prophet. Someone should have seen it. It's an animated movie in 2002, I guess Yep.
Speaker 2:Hey, they got.
Speaker 1:Prince of Egypt. Let's make a movie about it. How about this one? I know you know these Alpha and Omega. Yeah, I know those. That's been a long Norm of the Nerf, norm of the North. God, it's been a long time since I've seen fucking Wow.
Speaker 1:Hey Sinbad made their list Nice, a little Sinbad Over the Hedge. I remember Over the Hedge that was Flushed Away, flushed Away. Yep, oh boy, I can imagine what that's about. Hugh Jackman as a rat oh, a pet rat that got flushed away. Here I'll show you the rat. A pet rat that got flushed away. Here I'll show you the. There's the movie. Oh God, I remember it. Hugh Jackman voices the main character. At one point of that movie, the little mouse rat guy, who's voiced by Hugh Jackman, holds up a Wolverine costume. Oh my god.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:It's about time we wrap up this episode, wrap up how Any closing thoughts like the B movie the B movie why'd you bring up the B movie?
Speaker 1:because it's on here Megamind, rise of the Guardians, the Croods Home. Now we're getting into the movies. I didn't even think of these. I was trying to go too far back. Oh, there's another favorite of mine, and it went nowhere. Legend of the Guardians the Owls of Garu. I didn't even think of these. I was trying to go too far back. Oh, there's another favorite of mine, and it went nowhere. Legend of the Guardians the Owls of Ga'u oh yeah, it went nowhere. It was a great movie, though that really didn't go nowhere.
Speaker 2:Fucking Do we?
Speaker 1:have any tidbits to add at the end? I don't think so. None of us watched Agatha all along. No, penguin was great. Watch Penguin. We didn't watch Penguin, so only you could talk about that. I'm pretty sure both of you would like Penguin. I'd be quite surprised if you didn't. What else is there? We don't have any planned future episodes. We never do. Yeah, we can never plan anything out. The only ones that go according to plan are movies, and I don't know if we have what the next movie is. That's podcast worthy. They're December. I'm looking. I mean Craven. No, that's December. There's none in October.
Speaker 2:There's two in.
Speaker 1:October. What two are in October? Venom 3 is at the end of October. Okay, and unfortunately. Well, it's Joker, unfortunately. So, we're going DC and Marvel again, uh-huh, oh, we're going to need some God. We're going to have to really think off the wall for lists there.
Speaker 2:Joker will be top ten.
Speaker 1:Hey, hey, my favorite musicals. Why did you just read my mind? I couldn't do it. I couldn't do that shit, holy fuck. You want to know what most of them would be. What? Disney? You're screwed in December, by the way. Oh, I'm screwed in December Getting down here. Pretty well, sure? Wait a minute. Oh no, she just lived down here in December. Pretty much that's every week, ain't it? Craven, mufasa, nosferatu, kraven, lord of the Rings are December 17th. Oh boy, december 24th is Mufasa and Sonic 3. Oh boy, and this and Sonic. And New Year's Eve is Nosferatu. I definitely want to see Nosferatu, but I'll be down here for New Year's anyway. New Year's used to be legendary because we'd all do it, it's boring at your house now for New Year's lately.
Speaker 1:I don't remember the last time it was anything fun. You told me no one comes. The last one was when you guys ditched me. Oh, I feel we hit a chord right there. I remember exactly what he was talking about. We didn't feel like doing shit, we just stayed. We were going to come back, but we never did.
Speaker 1:I remember early, because you hadn't eaten and JJ got to my house early. You guys went back to your house to eat and then got drunk. I remember he's struggling. I remember that clear as day. That's when you learned a lot of things about the other sister. Huh, oh boy, ping pong, oh god, not the ping pong. That's where they learn things about you too. Ariana's friends know enough about you. It is too easy to learn about you. I'm too open. I'm too fucking open with things. Oh see, we, we forgot. We forgot the goat. Which one? Oh, that's coming up October 11th. Oh boy, matt. This is a no for Matt, but Terrifier, terrifier. I said we're not doing. He asked for ones. We were doing a podcast on. I know I just.
Speaker 1:We could do ones on Terrifier.
Speaker 1:I could we could as popular as Terrifier is, that would probably be. Yeah, the problem is I haven't seen the other two. I've seen parts of the first one. They're scary. But you've told me you don't like gore and, oh boy, even Jay's like oh god, let's put it this way. I recommended it to somebody without little to no context and the next message I got is did you make me watch? The first Terrifier he saw was a chick upside down In half, but nothing Funny thing about that. Now, terrifier is everywhere. Everywhere you go you see art. The reviews are great for three and everyone asks the question does it push the envelope? Is it worse? Everyone, yes, uh-oh, the music will be great. You realize that begs the question how I don't know how they're going to surpass that bedroom scene from 2. That shit was barbaric.
Speaker 2:You know what the other?
Speaker 1:sad part is it's a continuation of 2. 2 is the one that actually continues the story, yep. On this note, I'm going to say goodnight everybody. Have a safe rest of your weekend. We're rolling out. Goodbye now. Autobots roll out.
