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Mad Max Mania and Movie Memory Lanes: Villains, Nostalgia, and Upcoming Hollywood Excitement
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Prepare to roar into the dusty dystopia of the "Mad Max Furiosa Saga" with a twist of humor and a dash of insight. We kick things into high gear with a look at the film's pulse-pounding "Apocalypse NASCAR" action and Hemsworth's unexpected turn as a villain. Our musings weave from the mechanical arm's gritty charm to a curious sock shortage in Max's world. Whether you're a series veteran or fresh to the franchise, join us as we navigate the nuances of the Mad Max universe, its character quiracies, and the impact of rewatching to catch what you might've overlooked the first time.
Have you ever felt a pang of childhood nostalgia wash over you during a film? We sure have, and we're not afraid to get a little sentimental about it. Ryan Reynolds' poignant performance in the movie IF nearly brought us to tears, reawakening that inner child we all tend to lose sight of. As we jump from heartfelt discoveries to our favorite Bond portrayals—with a nod to the unmatched Sean Connery—we invite you on a journey through movie magic that connects the dots between cherished memories and silver screen adventures.
As we gear up for the latest in filmmaking, from the skeptical curiosity surrounding "Venom 3" to the buzz about "The Acolyte," we're serving up our unfiltered takes. Join us in deciphering Marvel's casting enigmas, like what roles might be in store for industry heavyweights Malkovich and Neeson. Plus, don't miss out on our spontaneous discussions about everything from our personal Funko Pop dreams to the alluring scent of Crispy Creme Donuts, hinting at the delightful possibility of a quirky cult following. Buckle up and tune in for an episode that's a cinematic rollercoaster of critique and laughter, tailored for those who revel in both entertainment and insight.
Hello, all welcome to the.
Speaker 2:Nightclub's little podcast.
Speaker 1:Okay, we're recording from phone this time the Mad Max Furiosa, uh, Mad Max Saga review. What the fuck ever? The pi Furiosa. The fucking other title Furiosa Saga, Furiosa Saga, boom, there you go, done, Wait, does that mean we're?
Speaker 2:technically supposed to get another movie, because a saga is usually three. Could it be the aftermath?
Speaker 3:of the movie you haven't watched yet.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 1:And it's.
Speaker 2:Didn't they basically show me the entire movie, kinda At the end there?
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah. They just said we'll throw some chunks of the.
Speaker 2:Without Mad Max.
Speaker 3:No, they showed Tom Hardy in the face grill.
Speaker 2:Did they? Yeah, oh, okay, I really do have to watch that to see how they actually tie that in.
Speaker 3:Looks like we know what you guys are doing when you go back to I don't know if I'm gonna do that.
Speaker 1:I don't know.
Speaker 2:I have them all. I don't know how it works. You pick some at random.
Speaker 1:I just pick random shit and we go watch it. You pick some at random. I just pick random shit and we go watch it. Okay, in my opinion, a very good movie. I enjoyed pretty much every aspect of it. We gotta talk about the movie a little bit it was all new to me oh yeah, it was new to you, I forget so.
Speaker 2:I'm used to the Mel Gibson's. He's used to Beyond Thunderdome it gets torn apart regularly. I don't know why anything that becomes a cult classic gets torn apart a very long movie.
Speaker 1:if you plan on going to see it, why are you playing with the barstool? Just because I need something to fidget with? I'm not going to fidget with those, jesus Christ. No, you don't want socks. No, I don't want socks. Socks don't work.
Speaker 3:I don't know, my co-workers may be working on chainmail fidget spinners. Oh, maybe.
Speaker 1:Jesus Christ, you know who needs socks? The whole Mad Max universe, they need socks. I don't think, I don't think, I don't know, I wonder. They need socks, they need socks, they ain't got nothing. The maggots wouldn't be able to eat through. Yeah, there's a lot of maggots, a lot of maggots. Let's see Good action, very good action. Action packed, lots of action.
Speaker 3:Not bad for Apocalypse NASCAR.
Speaker 2:I'm surprised you didn't call it a better love story than Twilight, where?
Speaker 3:was the love story.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that was a he's dead yeah. We didn't see Shout out.
Speaker 3:Tom Burke, I've loved you in the two things I've seen you in we did not see a body. What do you mean? We didn't see him actually technically die, he could return.
Speaker 1:He's gonna return in the third, the aftermath All bitten up by dogs, but alive.
Speaker 2:He could do the same thing that Furiosa did you know become mechanical, hey I like how they did that.
Speaker 1:They pretty much tied it to Fury Road. Really good, here get your mechanical arm.
Speaker 2:I was kind of wondering about the mechanical arm. She just ripped her arm off and ran off Like fuck this, that was just her style, the entire story.
Speaker 1:Yep, chris Hemsworth plays a very good villain. I don't care, chris Hemsworth is fun.
Speaker 3:He played Athos in the Amazon Prime Three Musketeers. It was a very good show.
Speaker 2:I thought he recognized him.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's why I know him. He's very good.
Speaker 2:Actually a lot of people in that movie. I thought I recognized there's a lot of names in that movie.
Speaker 3:He's the godson of Alan Rickman Godsson.
Speaker 2:Yes, there you go, carry on the legacy man, just don't fall off any towers.
Speaker 3:He was a fan cast for the next James Bond too, as in being James Bond?
Speaker 2:Yes, he's.
Speaker 1:British. I'm very happy with the cast for James Bond.
Speaker 3:Nothing's been confirmed yet.
Speaker 1:Damn it. It's Aaron Taylor Johnson, rumored Tangerine from Bullet Train.
Speaker 3:I know who my mother says is not very good looking that shit still like then you gotta get her opinion on the other James Bond alright in your ratings.
Speaker 2:Which is the best James Bond? She gonna say Sean Connery.
Speaker 3:I'm curious, now I can go ask her if you want. No, no, we gotta finish. That's James Bond. She's going to say Sean Connery.
Speaker 1:I'm curious. Now I can go ask her if you want. No, no, we got to finish. After we finish this. That needs to be asked. I'm curious.
Speaker 3:But now it's, on the pod.
Speaker 2:So now I might as well ask him We'll get it, We'll get it. We've barely talked five minutes about the movie.
Speaker 1:I know, but we're talking about the actors, very good. They did very decent CGI Because I can tell most of that fucking movie is CGI A good chunk of it.
Speaker 2:I'd say you could definitely tell with the sped up parts. Like when they were jumping from car to car and stuff you could do.
Speaker 3:Yeah, some of it was, but you can do some practical with it too. I'm sure you could find some Most of the stuff in the cities is definitely CGI, especially Bullet Town.
Speaker 1:And uh, the Citadel.
Speaker 3:Probably too. You didn't have to do much with Citadel Probably the opening fight scene, sure.
Speaker 1:You could probably find some uh, you could probably find a bunch of plate areas to shoot shots for fucking that kind of movie in, like the deserts and shit.
Speaker 2:How much of the explosions in that do you think was practical effects?
Speaker 1:Like Arizona and shit maybe.
Speaker 3:Probably a decent amount. None of them were big big.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I suppose I like them fucking spears and fuckers. You throw the spear, boom, boom, spear.
Speaker 3:The spear grenades. Oh, you mean Witness Me yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, them fuckers.
Speaker 2:I kind of grew to love Hemsworth's monster truck. Yeah, that was kind of cool.
Speaker 3:I told them on the way, there's one physics problem. Even if she wasn't a motorbike, I don't think Furiosa was going up that hill with one hand. No, no.
Speaker 2:It also depends on the bikes where the accelerator was. Yeah, which side had the clutch?
Speaker 3:and there is one continuity error because, seeing as I did watch Fury Road this morning, she technically had more arm than what was in Mad Mac Fury Road.
Speaker 2:Her arm was shorter yeah her arm is more limp.
Speaker 3:Anya's was basically at her elbow, yeah.
Speaker 2:Did she lose more of her arm in between the films? According?
Speaker 3:to where that movie ended. No, because she's going off on the mission that starts off Fury Road.
Speaker 2:So the start of Fury Road is she's saving the midwives.
Speaker 3:Technically it's Tom Hardy being kidnapped and taken to the Citadel and then you get Furiosa, but yeah.
Speaker 1:Mad Max. Hey, I'm used to Hemsworth being a good guy. Hemsworth plays a good villain too. I'm biased. He's one of my favorites, but Hemsworth plays a good villain.
Speaker 3:I didn't like his fake accent, the squeaky voice he was going with.
Speaker 2:Sure, I bought it Fake accent, isn't he Aussie?
Speaker 3:Yeah, but his natural voice isn't squeaky, gentlemen.
Speaker 1:Yeah, gentlemen.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3:Start your engines.
Speaker 2:Maybe that was just his take on the character. It could.
Speaker 3:That's probably one reason why he was okay being cast for the movie is he didn't have to leave home for this movie.
Speaker 1:That might have been his actual daughter's teddy bear then.
Speaker 3:They film most of it in Australia. Shout out to his wife for playing two roles in the movie. Yeah, miss Ella Patinsky.
Speaker 1:Oh man, but eh no, I think Anya Taylor-Joy could be an action star, though.
Speaker 3:You know what?
Speaker 2:name stood out to me the whole movie. What Piss Boy.
Speaker 3:Piss Boy. Really it wasn't Mr Harley and Mr Davidson. No, those were cool, but it kind of felt too on the nose.
Speaker 1:That was very on the nose, but.
Speaker 2:Piss Boy with all the tanks of piss on his back that for some reason stood out to me, hey we want to talk about good stuff like good acting.
Speaker 1:I did Taylor Joy barely talk the whole fucking movie and it was still great he barely talked.
Speaker 3:I would have appreciated more after he said Mr Harley and Mr Davidson. I would have appreciated so much if all of his people were just named after motorbike companies.
Speaker 2:Indian. It would have worked, especially the way they introduced him, how he was getting a background or a history lesson on a motorcycle.
Speaker 3:Yeah, most of his convoy was motorcycles anyway, so it would have made a hell of a lot of sense. He had a chariot.
Speaker 2:That was three bikes, by the way. How the fuck did that work?
Speaker 3:I don't know. The three bikes were soldered together. They never moved outside of unison.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but he had literal rolls and he was controlling your throttles with the rolls?
Speaker 3:Yeah, because all three wheels would turn at the same time. It would work practically. I would recommend it. Okay, how did he?
Speaker 2:same way you do a chariot, you'd still you yeah, yeah, but the throttle is up and down like this. It's not probably stuck on, yeah, so what? Do you have? A different lash for the brakes? I'm not the mechanic yeah I think there's a whole I just wouldn't recommend it I. I am weird in that way where there are some things in the movies I just can't like. Accept is why the fuck is that working? What's going?
Speaker 3:on in the beginning. In the beginning part there was the that, his giddy guy that went into the sand dune. Yeah, uh was in in front messing with stuff in the beginning, so they're that that's when I was accepting it.
Speaker 2:I was like, okay, I can see this sort of working that way. He's just on the back looking. You know, cool, all cool. You know he's the leader. He didn't do a whole lot of turning.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he just kind of. It's not like he did a lot of sharp turns. He mainly did a lot more gradual turns when there wasn't anybody in front.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he did the chariot turn.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I think there's practicality to it.
Speaker 1:The chariot turn, the chariot turn.
Speaker 2:Are you going to start a dance or?
Speaker 3:something, or are you going to start a dance or something, or are you going to go full Ben Hur on us?
Speaker 2:The chariot turn, the chariot turn. I mean shit. You're the influencer here. You'd be the one to be able to start it.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, In terms of fate's worse than death, Chris Hemsworth is probably up there at this point.
Speaker 2:Boy, yeah man that shit was growing out of his groin. Talk about having a tree stump for a fucking. It's like oh Dean would love that one. It's like all right, let me compare.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yours might grow a bit bigger.
Speaker 2:And yours actually bears fruit, man the worst. I wanted to do it.
Speaker 3:I'm happy you did.
Speaker 1:I don't know how to take that.
Speaker 2:You have no children yet, so you're good, I will attach that word yet.
Speaker 1:I would bear the strongest little kids you would ever fucking see.
Speaker 2:I don't care Is your seed about this size you?
Speaker 3:know what I'm going to crack? Another joke oh peachy.
Speaker 2:That's what it was too. It's kind of sad that our listeners actually know who that is. Thanks to you, I'm not above low-hanging fruit.
Speaker 1:Mine hangs very low, so there I'll start how old are you About to turn 30.?
Speaker 3:That was the joke all day at the mall.
Speaker 2:I didn't intend for it that way. It wasn't all day.
Speaker 3:We got Dean to groan Pissing him off.
Speaker 2:You always make fun of me when I'm tall.
Speaker 3:None of that was making fun of you honestly.
Speaker 2:This is no roast yet. Oh, you want roast Because you'd come back if it was a roast.
Speaker 1:No, I don't do that. I don't do mean roasts.
Speaker 2:Even.
Speaker 1:Tom Brady regrets his. Yeah, I only roast at work. It's the only place I do. Other than that, I don't. Okay, after the tree side, the sidetrack of the tree growing out of the dick, that's pretty much where the groin?
Speaker 2:We're just gonna say groin.
Speaker 3:I mean to be fair, that is very Viking-ish, yeah, which is all Thor is based off of.
Speaker 1:So let's throw it in there.
Speaker 2:He becomes the new Yggdrasil.
Speaker 1:Hey, I was trying to say this, but I want to see Anya Taylor-Joy in more action movies. I think she's pretty decent.
Speaker 3:Well, she may be in the next Dune.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, true, yeah, part three. Damn me, I still gotta watch part two. It's on max now, so I can watch it now.
Speaker 3:What just sticking Anya Taylor-Roy in the desert? Is that where your brain?
Speaker 2:went. No, I fell asleep during the first Dune. I haven't even attempted to watch the second Dune, it's better.
Speaker 1:It's better. I am Paul Treves.
Speaker 2:And then, when you, said there was gonna be a three. I'm like wait really.
Speaker 3:It was always supposed to be a three.
Speaker 2:I know they're actually trying to do the.
Speaker 1:If you're wide awake you can get through the first one. It's solid. I won't say I loved it or anything, but I enjoyed some parts of it. You just gotta watch it awake. It's slow, it's a slow burn. You gotta watch it wide awake. Don't be watching it when you're half asleep.
Speaker 2:I don't do that. Yeah, I had that issue. That was one of those 24-hour days.
Speaker 3:That is an issue for you in general.
Speaker 1:No, that was one of those 24-hour days. That is an issue for you in general.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry. I have a social battery where I have to recharge.
Speaker 1:I like that whole little rant at the end there when they're talking about war and shit and they mention all the fucking, all the wars. The Vikings fought the Saxons and this 100 years war and Norris fought Salomon. Look at all these wars they're mentioning.
Speaker 2:That's the best thing human can do. I did like the History man. He might have been my other favorite character in that, the History man.
Speaker 3:They gave us a lot more of the towns.
Speaker 1:Yeah, just the yeah. And, as I said in the car, two of the most important resources in the apocalypse oil and bullets. Gasoline and bullets, you know, that might be one thing.
Speaker 2:I do like about these movies it's more apocalyptic. They're scarce. You know, like in the old Mad Max movies he could actually drive from like I don't know gas station to gas station, type thing, little towns here and there I mean, this is all post 1, 2, and 3 now, so quite a decent amount.
Speaker 3:Technically that's what it's supposed to be.
Speaker 1:Makes sense to me, because we destroy everything I like how they depict how somebody's post-apocalyptic thing still depict the world as kind of clean If you look at, depending on maybe what part of the world you're in, look at like I am legend and shit like that.
Speaker 2:even last of us, everything's still green and nice and chill and chill and shit kind of, in a way kind of movies grimy and fucking, which I like, and dirty and dark.
Speaker 3:I like that it's more what the least believable part about this this movie franchise is. It's based in australia and in Australia, and there aren't any creatures.
Speaker 1:And where's the big spiders and the coconut crabs?
Speaker 2:That would be a main food source. There's no jacked up fucking kangaroos bouncing around. Giant ass, spiders, giant ass, anything Like, oh god.
Speaker 3:That feels like it should be in a post-apocalyptic world. Hey, hollywood, listen to us, you know that. Next, mad Max Fury.
Speaker 2:Road or something. Oh God, that feels like it would fit, it feels like it should be in a post-apocalyptic world, and this is all based on that. Hey, hollywood, listen to us, you know that. Next, mad Max Fury.
Speaker 3:Road or something. Well, it's too late now. You're five movies into this and with no monsters.
Speaker 1:Let's throw in some creatures. How about when?
Speaker 2:Now we put one in the Not even in the Utopias did we see some semblance of like farming or anything. We've seen some fucked up. We got horses.
Speaker 3:That's all we got.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we've seen some fucked up inbred people like that little midget dude with the big head that, well, that's just the Citadel in general.
Speaker 3:That was the whole concept of Fury Road. It's like he's just trying to have an old baby. How many times did you?
Speaker 2:want to make a short joke. Oh, when it came to him in there suicidal fuckers are great Boom. I don't know why, but I did laugh a little at the fact that when the baby was pulled out it was a Siamese twin and they were like nope, just toss it.
Speaker 3:Are you kidding me? That was one of the babies in Fury Road. He was a Siamese twin.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh they actually kept it.
Speaker 3:I think so. I think it's the one that was in the midget size. I don't think he ever grew that much because of deformity.
Speaker 1:Yep, let's all be inbred. I'm going to keep fucking all these women. Look at their father.
Speaker 2:The fuck suit is he in. Is that explained, nice? He's just dying. He's just dying. Yeah, that was something.
Speaker 3:If you watch Fury Road, that is the concept. He's just him and all of his children are deformed and he's trying to have a normal baby. That is literally it's like a curse on them for somehow, some way.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 3:They don't explain how we got. I don't think they ever explain how we got.
Speaker 2:No, I don't think we want this science behind the hills. Have eyes, oh God.
Speaker 1:Oh God, I liked a couple scenes that I liked. I liked the whole ending with final thing with Furiosa and and uh, what the fuck was his name? Do-mas Hemsworth's name? Dementus, dementus, dementus, dementus, dementus, dementus. Yeah, I like their little standoff there at the end.
Speaker 3:I'm sorry, no name is going to beat anything in this franchise other than Rictus or Rectus Rictus.
Speaker 2:I laughed so hard when they announced their names with pride. I'm like that's a Dean character right there, if I ever fucking seen one.
Speaker 1:Rictus or.
Speaker 2:Rectus One is named after a fucking asshole and the other is a dick.
Speaker 1:Little D.
Speaker 2:I figured it was.
Speaker 3:Little D Like the fuck Her nickname. There are some creative ass names in this franchise. Piss boy.
Speaker 1:This is Harley and Davidson. That's still fucking the flesh doctor. The flesh doctor, history man.
Speaker 2:How the hell was that man able to birth babies? History man. History man actually was cool. You want somebody smart around to you know be able to help you with stuff. How did he utilize the character the baby was?
Speaker 3:War Boy, war Boy. That was the big deformed baby that was in the back.
Speaker 2:So the Siamese twin one.
Speaker 3:No, the baby that was asking if he can do the back bunker.
Speaker 2:Oh, Until he overdosed on his fucking. Whatever the hell that was.
Speaker 3:Yeah, their dope oh the guy that plays Rictus Erectus will be. What's his name in Mortal Kombat? Shao Kahn.
Speaker 2:Shao Kahn, he'll be Kahn.
Speaker 1:Really.
Speaker 2:That fits him. Hopefully he's not a pedophile like he was in this one.
Speaker 3:Yeah well, Organic mechanic. That's who it was. Organic mechanic.
Speaker 2:Not the flesh doctor.
Speaker 1:I didn't understand that scene, as creepy as it was. Okay, you're playing with a little girl's hair. Do you just like hair, or are you that? I'm so confused? You're creepy either way.
Speaker 3:Oh, you're talking about Scrotum, scrotus, scrotus. Yes, the people eater the people eater.
Speaker 2:Which one was the people eater? I couldn't figure that one out which one was the people eater.
Speaker 3:I couldn't figure that one out.
Speaker 1:The people eater was the guy in the business suit with the. He's the people eater. Yes, With the gold nose. Yeah, that had the fucking gas mask hanging down. That looked like his crotch. I'm like what the fuck is that?
Speaker 2:dude, you were comparing sizes again, were you? What the fuck is that, dude? He had gout on his foot. Dude, the giant ass fucking swollen foot. A lot of things wrong with that guy. I would not have picked his name as the people eater, oh my God, he was Dr Dementus.
Speaker 3:What that's news to me. That's what he's listed as.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I remember that. I looked at the cast and it was DR Dementus, so Emerson was a doctor?
Speaker 3:Okay, Prioriton Jack the history man, Immortan Joe the people eater.
Speaker 2:Immortan Joe, immortan Joe. Toe Jam, toe Jam was another good one.
Speaker 3:One of the guys' name was Vulture. The guy that went into the sand pit was Smeg the Octoboss, smeg Big.
Speaker 2:Jilly Big.
Speaker 3:Jilly Squint. The Octoboss was fucking hilarious at the end there. Hungry eyes, black thumb, sad eyes. Did they name the dogs the Bullet Farmer? They're not going to be on the IMDB the.
Speaker 2:Bullet Farmer One of them to be on the IMDB. The Bullet Farmer One of them had a freaking Prosthetic leg. I was like, well good, at least he cares for the dogs. And then he didn't show up for the rest of the film After the Bullet Farmer.
Speaker 1:No more dogs, no more doggies. I uh, but no, I like that. No more dogs, no more doggies. I uh, but no. I liked that back and forth at the end there with Furiosa and Dr Dementus. I thought that doctor, that's still funny. That was cool. I also liked when she uh, I love that, that was my favorite line in the movie when she rode off and the guy was like that's the fifth horseman, the dirtiest angel, the darkest angel. I was like that's the fifth horseman, the dirtiest angel, the darkest angel.
Speaker 1:I'm like yes, I like the four horsemen of the apocalypse reference.
Speaker 2:Did you associate her with the dirtiest in your own mind or did you mess up there?
Speaker 1:I love Andy Taylor-Joy. That's not even that's true. But no, I love my references to biblical shit. I fucking love it, I fucking love it. I'm like, yeah, it's Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse reference. I mainly have issues on the outfit that she wore to the premiere. What she wore, something. She wore an odd outfit to the premiere.
Speaker 2:I've probably seen it.
Speaker 1:I've probably seen it. I follow her on Instagram so I probably have seen it. Is that the?
Speaker 3:one with spikes. No they're both. That one, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:What the fuck she actually said hello to Hemsworth Kid. I've watched a lot of interviews of her.
Speaker 2:She actually said no because the kid asked her how do you sit down at night?
Speaker 3:So I have a different dress. How safe do you think Hemsworth felt in that photo?
Speaker 2:Probably not. Look how far away he's standing. Nope, she's going gonna pierce me again hey, he's gonna.
Speaker 1:He's gonna be back. He's gonna be Thor again one day. I know it need me some more Hemsworth. I love me some Hemsworth.
Speaker 2:I. We have no clue where that.
Speaker 3:I've seen a who knows where anything's going at this point, mad Max.
Speaker 1:Thor, thor and Marvel, no Thor.
Speaker 3:We'll save that conversation for later.
Speaker 1:Well, I don't know what else we can talk about for Furiosa. I mean, we all enjoyed it.
Speaker 3:I mean we gotta give her a rating still.
Speaker 1:I don't know I'd be in that Shit. As far as Mad Max goes.
Speaker 2:It was a pretty good. I'd give it a solid 8 out of 10.
Speaker 3:I'm somewhere between 6 and 7.
Speaker 1:I'm a little higher. You are a critic, so I'm a little higher.
Speaker 3:I think I'm in the I was entertained, but I didn't think it was anything special.
Speaker 1:I'm in the little upper there. I'm probably at like the, because I liked a lot of the imagery. I'm not a huge fan, but I'm a decent fan of Mad Max enough. There's Hemsworth and Anya Taylor-Joy bias. Of course, that's there, but it'd be in the 8.5 to 9 range for me. I liked it a lot. It was a little long, but they paced it out so good, not so I'm just sitting there sinking into my seat, bored as a bitch. They paced it out pretty well for two hours, and what. 30 minutes.
Speaker 3:Two hours and 45 minutes.
Speaker 1:apparently, that was almost a three hour fucking movie.
Speaker 3:But they paced it out nice. And remember this is me giving it somewhere between a 6 or 7 for not a car guy, someone who didn't say they were a fan of this franchise and so that's a pretty solid rating.
Speaker 1:That's a pretty solid rating.
Speaker 2:You know what this movie has me wanting, though. I want another Waterworld.
Speaker 3:I'm an odd person, but they could do it a lot better now.
Speaker 2:Since Kevin Costner's giving us a Western movie series. Yeah, alright, buddy, let's see if you can do it again, I'll do it again.
Speaker 1:He needs to make a cameo in that movie it would be nice yeah there I somebody, just I watched some speculation of it, of bad backs, like what to do after furiosa, and there were people talking. I was there, were people debating them. They would want, want Mel Gibson to direct another, direct the Mad Max, and people and I'm like, oh boy. First off, I don't think a Mad Max movie is his style. First off, he's into historical epics. First off, he likes epic films and comedy as well.
Speaker 3:No, he's more so. In the straight line movies is what I would call it. He's like he's not trying to yep, deceive anyone he wants to.
Speaker 1:He's sending his message and whatever, and be honest someone made the point too it's hard to see a mad max movie without a george miller direct. He directs all. He directed all of them. It's pretty much he probably. I think he wrote the original. I think he wrote stories for him too most of yeah, he, yeah, he pretty much is the Mad Max guy, so it's hard to see something without him doing them. He's directed all of them and he wrote them all.
Speaker 3:So, yeah, I think I don't know so do we want to go into news or do we want to talk about movies we've seen recently, since we haven't done an episode lately?
Speaker 2:You might as well do the movies you've seen recently. Just catch them up, because I haven't been around for you guys to put episodes in on them.
Speaker 3:So most recently's would be If, if.
Speaker 2:You told me that one made you cry. That did.
Speaker 3:I'm not going to lie to you it's not a kid's movie, nobody going to lie to you. It's not a kid's movie. It's not a kid's movie. It's not a kid movie.
Speaker 1:It's about grown-ups finding their inner child again.
Speaker 3:Yeah, literally it's a grown-up reverting to childhood movie.
Speaker 1:They are trying to reunite their Spoilers.
Speaker 1:They are trying to reunite ifs, their imaginary friends with their they're trying to find their adult no, they're trying to find them new ones at first, but then they realize, well, maybe we should reunite them with their old kids, because their old kids get older and forget about them. So that's the point of the movie and there's a reveal in there. With Ryan Reynolds I was like I was. I had the water ducks going, man, I had water all in here. But I won't go cry fully because I'm like what?
Speaker 2:No, no.
Speaker 1:You have to see it to get the full effect, we can ruin it for you if you want, but we shouldn't.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Do you want to know? No, that's fine.
Speaker 2:I'll watch it.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Damn. You gave me a big gist of it, so that's fine.
Speaker 3:Well, we gave you the overlining plot, but it doesn't give you any of the spoilers.
Speaker 2:Well, that's good.
Speaker 1:Normally you don't even give a fuck.
Speaker 3:I'm surprised, yeah normally you don't, but we're kind of also pushing him in the recommendation to watch it.
Speaker 2:So I understand why. Yeah, I was already in that boat. It's a good movie. I'm one of the weirdos who's probably going to go and watch Harold and the Purple Crayon. Huh, you have no clue about that movie. I have no clue. What the fuck.
Speaker 1:Hi Zachary Levi, jesus Christ, what the fuck? Yeah, oh my God. But no, if was a very good movie.
Speaker 2:Zachary Levi is doing another kid's movie. Oh great, and it's called Harold and the Purple Crayon. Have you ever read the books as a kid?
Speaker 1:I probably have.
Speaker 2:This kid has a magical crayon that anything he draws will basically come to life.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Sorry. I grew up on Bernstein Bears and the other comic books, so I didn't read those.
Speaker 2:Hey, hold on, hold on a second. You like Nickelodeon? You watched Chalk Zone, right? Yeah, it's that, but a crayon.
Speaker 1:It's that, but a crayon.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 3:All right, you guys keep talking. You bring up the next movie. You're going to ask your mom that question. I'm going to go ask my mom a question and grab the list so that I don't forget about that before Ah.
Speaker 2:And the other one you guys seen was Fall Guy Fall.
Speaker 1:Guy Fall.
Speaker 3:Guy is an.
Speaker 1:Abigail Fall Guy. Well, I got. Fall Guy was fun.
Speaker 2:Fall Guy was one I wasn't enamored with it didn't turn into a romance movie at the end, did it? It kind of did.
Speaker 1:It was kind of a romance movie, I kind of thought that was going to happen. It was a romance movie kind of, throughout the whole thing.
Speaker 2:Would you say it's a comedy action, kind of like Bullet Train.
Speaker 1:It's action and comedy. Yeah, similar to Bullet Train. The best thing was, again, aaron Taylor-Johnson is in there and I love Aaron Taylor-Johnson. He's one of my favorite newer actors. Newer, newer he's been around he's just doing a lot better now. He's a lot more A-list, damn near. Now he's in a lot of stuff, but that one was really good. Abigail was great. I liked Abigail a lot.
Speaker 2:Tell me more about that one, because I thought it was just going to be a vampire movie. It is a vampire, it is a vampire.
Speaker 1:That is the gist. It is a vampire movie, but it's a little girl.
Speaker 2:So they kidnapped the girl.
Speaker 1:They kidnapped the girl, but it was all just the guy who set them up kind of works for the family and is kind of an outcast of the family. Abigail's dad's a mob boss pretty much, but he's also a vampire. He sets them up Kind of. In a way, the guy that used to work for the mob, gene Carlo Esposito, plays him got kicked out pretty much on a family and stuff.
Speaker 2:He had no clue about the family secret.
Speaker 1:He pays them to kidnap Abigail and bring them to his house. In reality, he's just trying to stick it to Abigail's dad and shit. In a way it was kind of a twist, even though you can kind of see it coming if you pay attention.
Speaker 3:The trailer ruined what was going on with that one.
Speaker 2:You can kind of see it coming.
Speaker 3:Basically so three Roger Moore, two Pierce Brosnan, one Sean Connery, Sean.
Speaker 2:Connery Sean is that time?
Speaker 1:What about Craig? Or she ain't, she's a Dan of Craig.
Speaker 3:Nope, she was not a big. She didn't think Craig was all that attractive either. Oh my, God. I knew it was going to be Connery. So Roger Moore, sean Connery, and what was?
Speaker 2:the no Roger.
Speaker 3:Moore, pierce Brosnan, bronson Okay, sean Connery. To be fair that she loves her Mamma Mia, so there may be a little Pierce Brosnan.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that one makes sense. But, then again, I believe Pierce was one of my favorites as far as that goes.
Speaker 3:He's one of my favorites. He's the one I got exposed to the most.
Speaker 1:Abigail was just. We'll backtrack a little bit for Matt to get comments. I was telling him, since we were on Abigail, I'll just stay with Abigail. Abigail was just a fun fucking vampire movie. We ain't had one of those in forever.
Speaker 2:The only issue I had was Aren't we getting Nosferatu in December?
Speaker 1:That's not gonna be fun.
Speaker 2:That's not gonna be fun, no, no.
Speaker 1:That's gonna be more dark and gothic.
Speaker 3:This is just the year of Skarsgård. Probably, yes, that will be his fourth movie this year. Well, the guy who did, the guy who was direct. I wanna make it was Instead of the first-person view. It's just 3D. It's the actual cinematography view. That's all it is.
Speaker 2:That movie was cocaine. To me that means it's a lot better than everybody thought it was going to be. Yes, because Hardcore Henry got a cult following, uh-huh.
Speaker 3:I enjoy that movie a lot. I need to re-watch that.
Speaker 1:But um, no, I no, but yeah, I no. But yeah, that I agree. But um, nosferatu would be more probably dark and gothic, more traditional vampire. The guy who directed it, Robert Eggers, did um, directed the Witch, bonnie Taylor, joy, the Northmen and the Lighthouse. Those are his three movies that he did. Nosferatu, please don't be like Lighthouse, good God, I still don't know what the fuck that movie is. Uh, the I still don't know what the fuck that movie is.
Speaker 3:The only issue I had with Abigail was how the vampires died. They blew the fuck up what. They blew the fuck up With blood guts everywhere.
Speaker 2:Bam, the humans actually won.
Speaker 1:Only one survived Spoilers, but whatever that's been out forever.
Speaker 2:Esposito no, no, okay, good.
Speaker 1:Melissa Brea.
Speaker 2:Only one that survived.
Speaker 1:Melissa Brea. Only one to survive. Melissa Brea. She's the only one to survive. Everyone else died. She was a mitten or anything.
Speaker 3:Nope, she was, but since the person that bit her died, it didn't matter. Oh, they're using that rule.
Speaker 1:And you have to level up. Abigail said it herself you have to level up to control someone after you bite them.
Speaker 3:It's not something you just do immediately. It's something you have to learn how to do basically, which I believe you can't just control someone.
Speaker 1:If you bite them, I will take that you can't just control someone. Sunlight was still effective, crosses and crucifixes and shit like that. Garlic didn't work.
Speaker 3:Stabbing heart through steak did work, that worked.
Speaker 1:So they took some and didn't use Stabbing heart through steak. Did work, that worked, so they took some and didn't use some other.
Speaker 3:How did they?
Speaker 1:blow up. They just blew the fuck up.
Speaker 3:When they died instead of evaporating to dust or shrinking or whatever they wanted to do. It was just.
Speaker 1:And they go boom.
Speaker 2:Blood, guts everywhere, so they just died. It wasn't like somebody killed them.
Speaker 3:No, when sunlight killed it, they exploded. When the stake through the heart did, they exploded.
Speaker 1:Dan Stevens is the best part of that movie, though I swear to God. There's been a lot of movies where they just kind of blow up.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but it's not usually Bloods, guts Everywhere.
Speaker 2:Some are Mostly comedy versions, but yeah.
Speaker 1:Dan Stevens was great. And the little girl? Usually I'm iffy with child actors.
Speaker 3:But she did very well. She nailed that and I was happy with it, so she's got a future.
Speaker 1:Dan Stevens doing creepy roles Even though he wasn't creepy, but Dan Stevens as a vampire was fucking cool. I like that. Dan Stevens as Trapper from Kong, you know Dan Stevens.
Speaker 2:I'm waiting for him to get a giant mech for himself oh, you're going Jet fucking Jaguar. Come on. What's wrong with Jet Jaguar?
Speaker 1:It's a big fucking robot. Oh my god.
Speaker 3:I told you that he was fancasted as Constantine, correct?
Speaker 1:Wait, wait. No, I sent that to you.
Speaker 3:I sent that to you and we got discussing it.
Speaker 1:And I fucking was like two as Zatanna and Constantine you didn't see Barea as Constantine as much, but I was maybe, maybe, but I can be convinced.
Speaker 3:Stevens as Constantine, but I think he doesn't have 100% the look, yeah, yeah but I'd buy it.
Speaker 2:It's Hollywood.
Speaker 1:Change is easy he's got the accent. He'll have the accent, yeah let him smoke for a little bit, he'll definitely get it done.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's Hollywood. Change is easy. He's got the accent. He'll have the accent. Let him smoke for a little bit.
Speaker 1:He'll definitely get it down. Yeah, yeah, god, what the fuck. Oh, and then Boy Kills World with Bill Skarsgård was just fucking. If you're an action adrenaline junkie, that's just pure cocaine. That movie is fucking great. Did you talk to Fall Guys already?
Speaker 2:A little bit. We'll circle back around to it.
Speaker 1:But that was just pure, like that's the only one that they're close. They're super close. But Boy Kills World would be the slight. I'd have to go through all the movies I've seen so far this year. But Boy Kills World is slightly above Furiosa Slightly, but because that's because the action was more. There was plenty of action in Furiosa but it wasn't overly bloody and gory. Boy Kills World's fucking. There's a fucking scene where he's killing people with a tease grater Fucking great Ha ha, ha ha ha.
Speaker 2:How did Archer's voice go over for you? Great, it was great, it was funny.
Speaker 3:It had the girl from the Babyface movies.
Speaker 1:Happy Death Day. Yeah, Happy Death Day she was the Spoiler, but she was. It's a spoiler, even though me and Matt I picked up on it a little bit. Matt was like, oh, I've seen that coming a mile.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I wasn't expecting the other half of the trick.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, With Famke Famke Jensen, as you know.
Speaker 3:No, as who his family was. I was projecting the sister.
Speaker 1:That's what I meant who she was to him, yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I wasn't expecting who Jean Grey was. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, there it is.
Speaker 3:Thank you V hey it's Jean Grey Classic. Jean Grey. I was expecting the Jean Grey twist. I was expecting the sister twist.
Speaker 1:No, that was just pure. That fucking shit was pure. Me and Matt seen it. We were the only ones in there. We closed down that fucking theater.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that was the most fun part about it.
Speaker 1:We were the only ones in that theater and it was the longest one that we were the only ones and we got the security guards and everyone's waiting to escort us out and shit. We're like what the fuck did we do?
Speaker 3:It was literally the last two people in the theater that wasn't employed.
Speaker 2:Those are the best movies, though we did that for the first Star Wars, I'm sorry. Force Awakens, force Awakens.
Speaker 3:No, the funniest part to me was that he came in when the credits were going, but we saw that there was an end credit scene, so we were standing in the main aisle waiting for it and he watched it with us and said that was a waste of film, the saddest thing, though funny. Thing him and his sister eating a bowl of cereal yep, the funniest thing, though the saddest thing.
Speaker 1:I did not dislike it circling around to Fall Guy. Now, of all the movies we talked to we talked about, fall guy might be my least favorite. I did not hate it at all I liked it.
Speaker 2:But it's funny because you know, every time we watched it we're like we gotta watch it, we gotta watch it was good, but it was, it was. I don't know, how to explain it.
Speaker 3:It was kind of it, gave it unjust and made it want you wanted to watch it more than it turned out to be, but it was still a good movie.
Speaker 2:Yes, it was a good movie.
Speaker 3:It deserved to make more money than it currently did.
Speaker 2:So now, what about Craven for you?
Speaker 1:I'm always going to be excited for Craven is just a rated R movie. Where did that come from? Aaron Taylor Johnson's in it yeah, he's a douchebag. Yeah, in his movie yeah, he is. But movie yeah, he is, he's great, he's always great but he's a douche.
Speaker 3:I never criticized Aaron Taylor-Lajonson, I like him.
Speaker 1:My only point since it came up Kraven's a rated R superhero movie. He's going to be blood, so I'm going to be entertained Now. The plot and story we'll see, but it's Sony. You never know what Sony wants to do. At least they got more competent writers on this.
Speaker 3:So he throws a dart at the wall and hope it sticks. Why did that end up in Australia? But Adia's there.
Speaker 1:Yep, yep, yep. But yeah, abigail was great. Boy Kills World was amazing. Friosa was also great. Boy Kills World was still probably my favorite out of that bunch. If was unexpected, if hurt, I didn't expect to like, if I didn't, I thought it was going to be some kids movie. Never mind, I'm crying and shit.
Speaker 2:You know what the sad part is? I'm probably going to like If more, but then I'm going to correlate it to Imaginary way too fucking much. Can't help it. Chauncey Bear, yeah, chauncey. Bear this motherfucker wants to buy a Chauncey Bear and bring it to Dungeons Dragons.
Speaker 3:Then other movies I've seen recently were Monkey man.
Speaker 2:I still need to watch that too. I don't recommend it.
Speaker 1:I watched my reviewer Shout out Cody Leach, one of my favorite viewers on YouTube. I watched his review. He said it's a good movie, but it's not as action-y as you think. It's not. It's toned, it's very. It's a study on Indian culture.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's fine. Problem is it was a very small budget. Yeah, the first time director.
Speaker 1:Wasn't it Patel. It was Patel yeah his first time directing.
Speaker 3:St, wasn't it Patel? Yeah, it was Patel. Yeah, his first time directing, starring and directing. Everything was close-up camera and everything was shaky. It does not come off well with anything. The culture shit. Fine. I accepted that. I know that. Fun to learn. That was fine. It's not thrown in your face like Marvel. No, no, it kind of throws it in your face like Ms Marvel, it kind of throws it in your face.
Speaker 2:Culture, here you go. This isn't a part of the actual plot, but you gotta listen anyway.
Speaker 1:It fit into the plot, he tries to get his revenge. He gets his ass kicked. It's a culture thing. Then he goes back to get his revenge. From what I hear from reviews.
Speaker 2:I would actually accept that then.
Speaker 3:It didn't feel like it was forced, but they did kind of shove it in your face.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, it's like the beggars that wash your windows and then squirt the window anyway.
Speaker 2:Was my window closed?
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 2:It's fine, I'll accept it.
Speaker 3:Because I don't have to pay them then. Then I've also seen Civil War.
Speaker 1:I don't have much interest in that movie. I'll accept it Because I don't have to pay him then. Then I've also seen Civil War. I don't have much interest in that movie, I just don't, and I love A24.
Speaker 2:That's the other thing I was asking him about that.
Speaker 1:I told him you were too crazy about it.
Speaker 3:They turned everybody into a bunch of idiots at the end of the movie. It didn't make any goddamn sense.
Speaker 2:What is his name? The president I. What is his name? The president I keep forgetting. I know who it is.
Speaker 3:I like him in damn near everything he's in. He was a cheap Trump knockoff.
Speaker 2:That's what they did to him, yeah.
Speaker 1:But something that.
Speaker 3:I will.
Speaker 1:But I will point this out there and Matt could attest or disagree or whatever. This is again from my review where I watched up Civil War. One thing that he did. Like that I would also like you'd think Civil War would be very obnoxiously political in your face. It's really not from what he says. It kind of takes shit from left and right ideologies and kind of it don't tell you who's right, it kind of just lets you do your own thing. It's not too preachy for either side, which I like I hate when I do too preachy. I hate that shit that works for me.
Speaker 3:Well, the thing is, the trailer makes it seem like you're following these people as they're chasing the story. Yeah, what it kind of turns into is more of a documentary on people, on wartime photographers. That's kind of what it turned into, and the story was just the background. That's not good. Yeah, and the story was a background. I did get a great joke out of it.
Speaker 2:As far as the movie goes itself. It gives you the prequel as to why everyone's doing what they're doing, and then we just cover that through the rest of the movie and they turned everybody.
Speaker 3:and these people turn dumb at the dumbest moments in the movie.
Speaker 1:We're dumb.
Speaker 2:Does it remind you at all of what's the movie called District 7,? I think it's called.
Speaker 3:District the Alien. That was District 9. District 9. District 9, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:So it's kind of like that.
Speaker 3:I haven't seen all that movie so I can't tell you it's not horrible, but that got a cult classic. I don't think this movie's going to get a cult classic. No, gonna get a cult classic no, no, okay.
Speaker 1:But the guy who see I'd be more, I was kind of in in show the joke. I would make the whole time if I watched civil war.
Speaker 3:Kirsten dunst is in it, so I just be like hey it's mary jane the whole time hey, it's mary jane and I think she's blonde, though I think she's blonde in civil war yeah, the funny part is is that the girl that follows them that is in the trailer has been in two bombed movies now and that kind of hurts. And then, oh, she's blonde in some more. Yeah, the funny part is is that the girl that follows them that is in the trailer has been in two bombed movies now and that kind of hurts. And now she's going to be the one of the leads in Romulus, alien Romulus.
Speaker 1:Oh, no, no, no, that's not going to be the new Ripley, is she?
Speaker 3:Yeah, from what?
Speaker 1:I hear that takes place and almost at the same time as the first Alien. From what I heard, it's in that ballpark. We don't know the timeline yet. Different ship Faster face hugs, but they were pretty fast.
Speaker 2:I was watching that trailer and I was like wait a minute, Were they always like that?
Speaker 1:I wouldn't expect Matt to get this as much, because it's kind of a horror thing, but the guy who directed Alien Romulus is Freed Alvarez, and he did. He directed the 2013 Evil Dead remake and that's one of my favorite movies of all time, so I have to watch that. We're gonna probably watch when we get back to the house. That's what that was my plan because I wanted, I want, I need it. I ain't watched in a while, I need it, but so I have faith in that mother no Evil Dead, do I get to make jokes about the mother Evil?
Speaker 1:Dead we can watch Rise at. Rise is after that. That was one. Matt even said I couldn't see that because that looks more horror. It's a little more horror, but Evil Dead's very always plays around with horror comedy, mix, horror comedy, horror comedy. We're going to be full-blown horror this time. No, we're going to be more comedy this time. Like the first Evil Dead's horror, more horror. The second Evil Dead is kind of a mix. The third, army of Darkness, is just straight comedy. Yes, so when they added Ash Boomstick, yeah, we got comedy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, 2013 Evil.
Speaker 2:Dead, which fits that character.
Speaker 3:Yeah 2013.
Speaker 1:Evil Dead is horror, but there's some comedy there, I hate my brain, I was thinking of him and now.
Speaker 2:I want a meatball, for some reason, pizza Papa.
Speaker 3:Pizza, papa, pizza, papa, pizza, papa.
Speaker 1:Pizza, papa, pizza Papa.
Speaker 3:Thank you.
Speaker 1:Sam Raimi oh my, I got sidetracked about Evil Dead. But Alex Garland, who did Civil War, he wrote the 28 Days Later movie. He wrote 28 Weeks Later. He's writing 28 Years Later. That is coming, by the way.
Speaker 2:That is coming 28 Years Later.
Speaker 1:Yes, I'm like. Yes, Finally more zombies, even though some people will bitch that it's not a zombie movie.
Speaker 2:I thought that was a vampire thing.
Speaker 3:No that's, no, that's. I Am Legend.
Speaker 1:You know what? Alex?
Speaker 2:The Days Later series. I thought they were vampires.
Speaker 1:It's zombies, it's a rage virus.
Speaker 3:I thought that was like 28 Days of Dark or whatever. That was. Vampires with Josh Hartnett, 30 Days of Night yeah, 30 Days of Night. Vampires with Josh Hartnett, 30 Days of Night yeah, 30 Days of Night. Getting your franchises crossed, that's Vampires.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's Vampires, but no 28 Days and that whole the 28 franchise is more. There's zombies, but it's a rage virus. They don't really eat, no, they just kind of beat you to death and rip you apart. It's a rage, literally what's called a rage virus? It makes you mad. So all the bosses of resident evil? No, those are zombies, but the bosses, eh, I guess.
Speaker 1:I guess in a way I guess yeah, but no see, I can get them. Alex Garland directed men, the movie men. I knew I'd get him. He's like god what the fuck movies we've ever seen. The movies are right, but 824, man.
Speaker 2:Have you ever heard of the term birth gore? Holy shit, that's what that last scene was, where it's just a man birthing another man into another man. It was gore, what the fuck? They kept the blood from the birthing crap and they just kept getting more naked as they went, until he gave birth to a black guy, her ex-husband, who killed himself.
Speaker 1:It's so high up, high up, elevated horror and shit, oh my God.
Speaker 2:I was entertained about the movie, but the only thing that actually kept me going was the music.
Speaker 1:Yeah, A24 is great with their sound design.
Speaker 2:The story itself I'm like huh yeah. A24 is great with their sound design. The story itself I'm like huh yeah.
Speaker 1:A24.
Speaker 2:I had normally, I'm pretty good at following along with the psychosis of the film and what they're trying to teach you. But this one, just, I'm lost.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that was a, like I said, fucking elevated.
Speaker 2:All I can associate with that film is like a fear of men.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's what it is. It's kind of talking about how men are evil and all that shit. It's probably a bigger meaning than that, but just the meaning you get from it Men are evil. The same guy played about 20 characters it was the same guy.
Speaker 2:Actually, there were a few of them in that movie where we looked at the screen. Is that still him? Couldn't tell sometimes.
Speaker 1:The Green man. That was his name, the Green man.
Speaker 2:And that man laid on the fucking lawn and started giving him, like what the?
Speaker 1:fuck you know, we actually had to research who that was. Yeah, it's a pagan god, but yeah.
Speaker 2:That's what we love about the A24 movies. Yeah, it's a pagan god. That's what we love about the A24 movies. They actually make us think. Well, no, I don't know, bo is afraid didn't make us think as much as we thought it made us think.
Speaker 1:But we got a big dick monster and Joaquin Phoenix had fucking balls the size of coconuts. I'm not kidding, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2:Throughout the movie they just kept getting bigger Because apparently he had this deez where if he released, he would kill people or something. Yeah, it's like what the fuck he wasn't supposed to have sex.
Speaker 1:Nope, that was again high. And there was this scene where he's just telling his story in Boa's Afraid. We're not necessarily recommending Boa's Afraid, that's a different kind of fucking movie. But there's this whole 30 minute, 45 minute scene of this world. That's drawn and shit and it's trippy as fuck. Remember the art they used? I'm like it's one of those movies where what the fuck it's trippy.
Speaker 2:Sometimes you gotta be high just to understand.
Speaker 1:I only watched it because the guy I wanted to watch it, because the guy who directed it also directed Hereditary and Midsommar. That's why I wanted to watch it.
Speaker 2:It's in that same boat. Well, Midsommar, I followed all the way through and I was thoroughly entertained.
Speaker 1:That one wasn't that that one wasn't really that complex, that's just. That was just don't go to Sweden, that's all that movie was. Don't go to.
Speaker 2:Sweden. By the way, if this man here asks you to go to Sweden with him, don't. He will piss on the tree.
Speaker 1:Then we're going to get sacrificed. Oh my God, okay so.
Speaker 3:The other movie I've seen recently was the Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare.
Speaker 1:I tried pitching that off to him because I have it. Matt, you were unintentional, even though I will still watch it. You turned me off a little bit because you were telling me it's not. I don't know if you meant it's not as good as you thought it would be, but you said it's. It's still a good action movie. Oh, but you had a lot. You had some gripes with it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I didn't think it was as good as the Gentleman. No, I knew that, but I still watched it. You like enough of the characters in?
Speaker 2:the movie that you're going to. I was pitching so hard, Dude. It's got Henry Cavill in it. You love Henry Cavill. Half the time his ass is going to be on screen. You got Superman.
Speaker 3:You got Reacher. You got Snake Eyes. You got one of the best characters from Nazi Killing Movie, inglourious Bastards. One of them is in it and he's playing a German. We're still going. Oh yeah, I was making sure we got that he's a Gonzalo, so you've got your heart throbbing it to get you going.
Speaker 1:Got the heart throb. Yeah, we've pretty much tackled every fucking movie. Oh, I wanted to bring this up. I don't know. I've been seeing it on TikTok. I don't know if this is true or not, but apparently there's. The first scenes have come out of what liam hemsworth looks like gerald, and people hate it people like no, they're pairing it with the song turn around, and then they uh parody that, no fuck back you got your first caption of what's his name, the superman suit from james gun. Yeah.
Speaker 2:I like it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 3:It looks fine, it's very New 52. People aren't finding any issues with him in the costume or whatever. It's the concept of what's going on behind him and how lackadaisical he's been when he's told he's saving the world that's gotten the most critique. It's like he's not.
Speaker 2:Maybe he's pulling a flash and he's just sitting there in still time. I did say that's not Hemsworth.
Speaker 1:I did say it. Hemsworth, no Cavill. God, I'm mixing up. My man crushes, what the fuck.
Speaker 3:It's okay, it's all the same person.
Speaker 2:Now you're waiting for them two to be in the same movie. Oh boy, I'm gonna ah, holy shit.
Speaker 3:Watch it to be terrible, speaking of which, seeing Siri in Planet of the Apes.
Speaker 2:Was she the astronaut?
Speaker 3:No, there's an astronaut in the movie.
Speaker 2:Who's the only human that can speak? The female human?
Speaker 3:Isn't she that? Yeah, that makes her an astronaut. We're all astronauts. Where did you get the concept of the astronauts?
Speaker 2:I pretty much thought this was going to be a soft reboot of the Mark Wahlberg movie. No, that's not how it turned out.
Speaker 3:It's the sequel to the most recent Caesar movie.
Speaker 1:It just takes place way later, it's 300 years later.
Speaker 2:Or.
Speaker 1:Proxima Caesar.
Speaker 2:Nope, I definitely have to fucking watch this one then, or Proxima Sisa.
Speaker 1:Nope, I definitely have to fucking watch this one then. Yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 3:Matt wanted to discuss how they ruined the acolyte for Disney.
Speaker 1:We're kind of in random miscellaneous mode.
Speaker 2:Now, ruined it? Yep, they ruined it. Are you talking about the person who made it?
Speaker 3:Because no, she's a problem in itself, but no, their most recent trailer for the acolade ruined the twist of what's going on in the show Reportedly. Can't confirm anything until the movie show comes out.
Speaker 2:The only thing that ruined it for me is that she said when I was thinking of this show, I had frozen in mind the entire time the loving story of the two sisters, and I'm like hot, what. Oh, slow the fuck down the loving story of the two sisters, and I'm like, oh my, slow the fuck down, what?
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's not helping my case. No, they didn't turn captions off on the trailer, so you know how captions work. It tells you who's saying the lines. You caught the names, didn't you? The girl that kills is killing. The Jedi has two different names in the trailer. What did you catch? That means they're twins. What One good one, one bad one.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:I've always wanted them to actually commit to that idea. That's not original.
Speaker 3:It's not original, though, that's.
Speaker 2:I know it's not original. It's the first fucking Star Wars we had Fraternal yeah. But, that is the right word, right Fraternal For Luke and Leia.
Speaker 3:That is the correct term for Luke and Leia. Technically, the accolade is identical.
Speaker 2:Technically no, that's what I wanted. Have you ever seen that video game preview where you have the two brothers who are twins and they go down different routes? I've wanted them to commit to that idea.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but I don't think, and now they're doing it where one get, where they take one for the Jedi Order in the High Republic and leave the other one alone, and the other and the one they leave alone turns into a bad person and is killing all the Jedi.
Speaker 2:That's horrible. Uh-huh. No, that sends the wrong message. Uh-huh, that sends a horrible fucking message.
Speaker 3:Speaking of which George Lucas just did an interview and said yeah, my concept of the forest has been completely thrown out the window by all of Disney.
Speaker 2:Thank you for finally fucking speaking up. Yeah well, he can't do anything about it. He sold he didn't give a fuck. He's still making money off of it, isn't he? No, he sold it.
Speaker 1:He doesn't make any money off of it. He sold it for like billions of dollars. He don't give a fuck. I wouldn't give a fuck either. What are they doing with my franchise? I sold them.
Speaker 3:They're ruining it. And yet he's been. Yet everything he's been on set for has turned out great. He was on set for the first season of Mandalorian Great. He was on set for the first season of Andor.
Speaker 2:Great.
Speaker 3:He was on set for.
Speaker 2:Season 2 of Andor. He was on set for Season 2 of Andor, he was on set for Rogue One. Great.
Speaker 3:Everything else has been garbage.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:They're pretty bad.
Speaker 2:Can someone please out there With more technologically advanced Options, me make a meme or a small video of where we're just tossed you know how everyone in is, where they go to rescue lay and they go into the garbage chute and they they're all falling through the chute right, uh-huh. Let's just have the names of the movies and the shows that are all garbage.
Speaker 3:Just go in there. The problem is that scene isn't that long.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that is a problem. We're going to have to do like triple names down the line.
Speaker 3:The only shoot long enough in the Star Wars franchise, for that is the one. Luke falls down after he gets his hand cut off.
Speaker 2:That was a big shoot. Yeah, that one does kind of lead to nowhere, though, doesn't it? So it'd still work. Yeah, it's just a black nothingness, yeah.
Speaker 3:But yeah, but we still get his lightsaber back, the one responsible for killing so many people. Ah, we had that we were doing. Ted. People have been getting cast in Marvel movies and nobody's telling us what roles they are. John Malkovich has been cast in a Marvel movie and nobody knows what it is.
Speaker 2:I do not know what part he would even be able to play. Nope, nobody does Not. With the way he speaks, liam Neeson has been cast in a Marvel movie. Nobody knows what it is. I do not know what part he would even be able to play. Nope, nobody does.
Speaker 3:Not with the way he speaks. Liam Neeson has been cast in a Marvel role. Oh God.
Speaker 2:Whatever he's going to be in, it's going to be taken.
Speaker 3:I wanted him to be the voice of Galactus. We're probably not going to get that. No, we won't.
Speaker 2:I thought they already chose Galactus' voice.
Speaker 3:No, the favorite there that was kept getting rumored was Antonio Banderas, and that hasn't been confirmed.
Speaker 2:I for some reason will accept that, even if he speaks as himself, with that accent that he uses in Puss, in Boots and everything.
Speaker 3:No, because then I'll only be thinking about Puss in Boots.
Speaker 2:Imagine Galactus. I need my new.
Speaker 3:You can't do somebody like that. I'll believe Aslan is trying to kill me, you know what Fuck it.
Speaker 2:Let's go with the theme here. Let's get a Skarsgård to do Galactus.
Speaker 3:Jean-Carlo Esposito has also been cast in a Marvel movie and people don't know who he's playing, but he could easily be the new Kang.
Speaker 2:I. He's also been cast in a Marvel movie and people don't know who he's playing, but he could easily be the new Kang. I don't know what it is about him. He's a great actor, but he may be a little bit saturated right now for me.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I could see that. So yeah, we're getting cast left and right. Oh wait, it might be time for you to bring it up.
Speaker 3:I was going to wait until we were done with the fan casting, but yeah, so we're in that range.
Speaker 1:Is there? Do we got more?
Speaker 3:I'm trying to think you were pretty much on the news part so. I wasn't sure um, they probably figured out the voice of Herbie the robot from Fantastic Four. Oh, okay, the voice of Herbie the robot for Fantastic Four.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, yeah not that, herbie, I don't know why, but for some reason, whenever I hear the name Herbie, I still think of the love bug.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I know, that's why I was going there.
Speaker 2:The number 53.
Speaker 3:Taylor Swift has been talking to Marvel about a role, so has, that's Dazzler boy, that's Dazzler.
Speaker 1:That's not who.
Speaker 3:I'm hearing.
Speaker 1:You're not hearing Dazzler.
Speaker 3:I've heard Dazzler. No, that's the fan casting one.
Speaker 2:It makes the most sense to me.
Speaker 3:Blue Phantom is what I've been hearing. What the fuck? Oh, that was the last one I heard, so we got that.
Speaker 2:And again, I've never seen her try to act, so whatever.
Speaker 3:I've only seen her act in one movie. What?
Speaker 2:the hell is that.
Speaker 3:Amsterdam.
Speaker 2:Amsterdam.
Speaker 3:With Christian Bale, Margot Robbie.
Speaker 1:Big cast in there. Big cast, big cast. I definitely don't remember her part, yeah.
Speaker 3:She gets run over by a car.
Speaker 2:Hey, Kelsey, don't give any of my ideas from that movie.
Speaker 3:No, the only way that would be poetic is, if it's her airplane, my.
Speaker 2:God, I mean that happens a lot.
Speaker 3:I know it's getting run over by an airplane. I'm not saying crash, that happens. I'm saying getting run over by an airplane, you get run over by the airplane.
Speaker 2:That would be the poetic one. Who the hell would be stupid enough to be just standing in the runway?
Speaker 3:Welcome to America.
Speaker 2:That was probably in Civil War, wasn't it?
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 2:God.
Speaker 3:No that would have been something that would have been something I can get into details for Civil War if you want to help people turn stupid in that movie. But we'll wait, it doesn't need to be on the pod.
Speaker 1:The pod On the pod.
Speaker 2:It kind of is a pod right now. I mean the microphone we would be using if I had my laptop. Kind of looks like a pod.
Speaker 3:Yeah, at least it doesn't look like a dick.
Speaker 2:No, we didn't go with that one.
Speaker 1:Oh my god.
Speaker 3:Alright, dean, take it away.
Speaker 1:This was big news. This was big news and, who knows, it might be fake, but I don't think it is, because apparently it's been going around. Sony's been surveying people on the plot for Venom 3, the Last Dance and, oh boy, it's a doozy. What do you mean by serving? People have said that someone was doing a survey or something on. Oh, surveying Survey. Yeah, I heard. Serving like you're giving us a dinner platter, no Survey. And on the internet and they're wanting people to rate how they think the plot is. And so the plot of the movie. And first off, I'm not going to say I'm hating it, but it's a Sony plot, if I've ever seen one at least. So it takes place after Venom comes back from MCU and he has the hive mind. He knows who Spider-Man is and he has that knowledge of because of some hijinks or whatever. He'll maybe explain it, hopefully. He has the knowledge of Spider-Man and Spider-Man's gonna kill him. He has that knowledge too, that Spider-Man is gonna kill him one day. He has that too.
Speaker 2:Let me finish jesus christ, you're already hating it.
Speaker 1:I'm I'm thinking, I'm not hating he goes to hunt down peter parker because he knows who he is. He goes to hunt down peter parker. In that movie. Peter parker is a 10 year old boy and he can't kill him. He kidnaps him, but he can't kill him, and he is going to be the lethal protector of Peter Parker from Toxin, who is the main villain.
Speaker 2:The 10-year-old boy part was a bit of a facepalm, but the lethal protector.
Speaker 1:He will be protected from Toxin. Who will be Patrick Mulligan? Who will be the guy that had the carnage eyes in? Let there Be Carnage. I have issues with that a little bit, because Toxin is a good guy, he's not a bad guy.
Speaker 2:Well, look what they've done to the symbiotes.
Speaker 1:But this one. So he's going to be protecting them. The jury is going to be in there, because what's his name? I had the cast, the jury. Yeah, I don't know how to say his name. Matt was better at elijah for elijah for is the jury will be, or is he here, the jury? Orwell, he is the rumor knows what the thing said. Um, and that's like they dress up in suits mech suits for not mech suits.
Speaker 3:FOI for podcast. Members also known as Baron Mordo and Doctor Strange.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and they hunt down. They're going to be hunting Venom too, because Venom died, his son died, was one of the prison guards that died during Carnage's escape from prison. So he wants to kill the symbiotes too. So he's involved. Oh, kill the symbiote.
Speaker 2:I was going to say if it was specifically Tom.
Speaker 1:Hardy Venom. It might be Venom, but that wasn't totally specified. But he's involved, the jury's involved and Juno Temple will be in there. She's the main love interest most likely for Tom Hardy's Venom in this and this had me fan screamed. She will probably be screamed, which had me just ahhh, because I love scream and this is basically the movie. It is venom protecting peter from from all these symbiotes, scream. I don't know if that's the love and I don't know what side scream is going to be on.
Speaker 1:But sony never could get a timeline down, but um, still can't. But the comments came and again people were saying with this plot it sounds fun. It does sound fun and I'm not. I don't totally hate it, but the number one comment is like the 10-year-old Peter, why not just use one of the three you have?
Speaker 2:I don't understand. They don't. They could make, they could have done their own fucking thing and had a 15-year-old Peter, had their own version of Peter that doesn't have the powers yet I understand Remember this is not confirmed.
Speaker 1:It's just people are running with it because it sounds real.
Speaker 3:Well, I believe the younger Peter being a thing because of Tom Harden that one kill him. He'd feel better about it if he was slightly older, like around 18. There might be justification.
Speaker 1:He kidnaps Peter, but he can't go through with killing him.
Speaker 3:apparently, from what the Him being younger is the justification of why he can't kill him, versus if he was an 18-year-old, he might have a better, different understanding and kill him.
Speaker 2:But, um, like, a freshman in high school was what I was thinking would have been an okay age to go with.
Speaker 1:But um would have been an okay age to go with, but like I, said, but apparently you could have kept him as the baby from Madam Web. This is just. This is just totally spiral. A lot of people hearing all these symbiote names and again, it's apparently the last movie. You might as well, apparently, I'm hearing rumors of Phage and Lasher too. There are the other symbiotes.
Speaker 2:We're getting more spawn of Venom.
Speaker 1:No Scorn, but Scorn is complex. Scorn melds with technology, so Scorn is complex. Symbiotes are one of my main areas. I love my symbiotes.
Speaker 3:They're just going to go full symbiotes in the final movie because they're not going to do anything else with them. Yep.
Speaker 1:Riot won't be in it because Riot died in the first one. Riot was the villain of the first Venom movie. Yeah, that one kind of and if they're introducing all these symbiotes Toxin was not, but the lesser known ones, like Phage and Lasher Scream might have been they mesh in the one called Hybrid, which I highly doubt they'll go that, unless they want to just go balls to the wall, let's put every motherfucking symbiote in it.
Speaker 2:Why do I think you would actually cream yourself if they did that? What hybrid, oh hybrid. I could see you actually getting super fucking excited.
Speaker 1:I love the symbiotes. It's part of the reason I'm so.
Speaker 2:I enjoy the Venom movies so much, but I want to know what Venom Last Dance was as long as they're not calling it them the same thing that they did in the first film, Symbiote. Every time they said it, I cringed.
Speaker 1:Apparently it's the last one. I don't know. I just don't know. I'm very again, I'm not bringing it up to hate the plot, but I'm just like it's a 10-year-old Peter. Okay, sony is refusing to use an adult Spider-Man. They are refusing and.
Speaker 2:I don't know why I'm like why I don't understand they own the rights to them still don't they yes, they are refusing. For what reason?
Speaker 1:what deal did they cut with Disney? They could just use Andrew or use Toby, they don't have to use Tom nah they, I mean this is the issue with these movies, madam Web. Maybe could have been a decent movie. I didn't hate it, but it wasn't good. It was not a good movie at all, but with a Spider-Man.
Speaker 2:I think we walked out of that movie questioning ourselves.
Speaker 1:Morbius, even though Morbius is pretty hard to save. Put Spider-Man in it, maybe. Like what are you doing, sony? How can you do this? I am literally your champion. I defend you so fucking much and you keep peddling out this crap and at the same time, you give me such great stuff. You gave me Spider-Man 1. You gave me Spider-Man. 2. You gave me Spider-Man 3. People over-hate that movie. It's fucking classic.
Speaker 2:I don't give a fuck the amazing. I had another dance scene for you. Amazing Spider-Man was.
Speaker 1:Garfield was a great movie. I thought that was a good start to a new Spider-Man. Amazing Spider-Man 2 left a little to be desired.
Speaker 2:That rhino needs to go the fuck away. It was trying to set up way too much.
Speaker 1:Yes, it was like what the and then Goblin, that thing was terrible, that was terrible Electro was the film. Electro was fine.
Speaker 2:I don't understand why, and then it just had to make my heart break.
Speaker 1:They did do the death of Gwen. I am a sucker for doing classic comic moments in movies, and they did it just like Bane broke Batman's back in Dark Knight Rises. I am a sucker for classic comic moments, seeing them in live action. Bring up Night Falls, oh Jesus Christ. That's not the reason behind her name, though. But yeah, that was some Venom news that apparently that's not the reason behind her name, though. But um, but yeah, that that was some venom news, that apparently that's the plot, and I'm like they're they're really wait, we're basing this off of lethal protector. Let's make him the lethal protector. Who should he protect?
Speaker 3:peter parker, okay oh my god, and the person with the good idea got kicked out the window. What Thank you, memes.
Speaker 1:But um, yeah, I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 3:I just it falls in the same category, alpha. What we know for Kraven, it's like how is Kraven gonna get his powers Bit by a lion?
Speaker 2:Shaman's gonna show up somewhere in that movie.
Speaker 1:That's a better explanation than what's in the trailer.
Speaker 2:Yes, they need that shop, yeah, you want them to show the shaman, she's like all right, fine, we have an actual reason for the powers. Yes, because based off this movie. No, they want to throw people like you off yes, that's fine.
Speaker 3:It's making me question the movie, but as long as they do it better in the movie. The only thing that's fine. True, the's making me question the movie, but as long as they do it better in the movie, the only.
Speaker 2:thing about.
Speaker 1:It's fine, true. The only thing and I've said this, the only thing about Kraven at least there seems to be more competent writers on that. No offense to them writers.
Speaker 3:Keep in mind not to be political or anything. People are easily manipulated, it's very true. So this is the same concept of oh, maybe getting bit by a moth, by a lion, will give me superpowers. That's what I'm trying to avoid here. People injected bleach into their system during covid because the president offered it it was, it was some shit.
Speaker 2:They are easily manipulated I wouldn't say manipulated, just too stupid to know better.
Speaker 3:Same difference the stupider they are, the easier they are to manipulate. But yes, the MC.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't know. They're just going full balls to the wall with the symbiotes, apparently, which Tox? And I already know it's like, oh, you're going to use Toxin. Next you had Patrick Mulligan in Let there Be Carnage, and he's Toxin, here's Toxin, here comes Toxin. He wrote that on the fucking wall. Tom Hardy's gonna do what Tom Hardy does, because Tom Hardy's great, I love Tom Hardy. So again. But again, though, at least the Venom movies are fun and for the most part, competent. Then you get, unless Killing Carnage wasn't competent, but um, madam Web wasn't competent, morbius was not competent. I mean, you got fucking Matt Smith doing his bullshit.
Speaker 2:We pre-winged Matt Smith the reason for his powers.
Speaker 1:What.
Speaker 2:Because, as far as I remember, comic-wise, the only reason he is who he is is because he spliced his DNA with bats. Yeah, with bats and spiders.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because he was dying Morbius. Dr Michael Morbius was dying in the comics and now he turned himself into that. But he's more of an anti-hero because Spider-Man shares his radioactive blood with him to keep him alive. So Morbius kind of just chills for the most part.
Speaker 3:Yes, sir, I forgot. I remember another casting. Oh no, the rumor that Wesley Snipes was coming back for Blade.
Speaker 1:Oh, good lord.
Speaker 3:What the fuck is that movie anymore? No, no, no. The rumor was that Wesley Snipes was coming back to play Blade in Deadpool and Wolverine.
Speaker 2:Oh god, it was one of the cameos we accept, just so he can say, just so Deadpool can hand him the Blade Disney script. So he can look at it and say, fuck is this shit.
Speaker 1:Hey, to this day, Wesley Snipes still has one of my favorite lines in fucking movies I swear to God Whatever Expendables he was in. Hey man, I ain't seen you in a long time. Where you been it was three when you been. I've been locked up.
Speaker 3:Guess, who also was in three.
Speaker 1:What'd they get you for Tax evasion?
Speaker 3:Guess who also was in 3?
Speaker 2:Glenn Powell, I'm hearing that name come up about.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that was probably the first movie we saw him in was Expendables 3.
Speaker 2:Was it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he's young as fuck in that movie. He's one of the new breed.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:But uh, no, but he wasn't in 4, though was he. None of the new breed? Yeah, but uh, no, but Ryan.
Speaker 2:Ryan wasn't in for the, was he?
Speaker 3:None of them were in for none of the new breed was in for.
Speaker 2:Yeah yeah, four definitely felt like a throwaway movie.
Speaker 1:It kind of was.
Speaker 3:So that's just the one, was barely in it. But even, uh, in terms of the Wesley snipe thing, ryan, ryan Reynolds even came out and finally talked about like, because so much had been made like Wesley hating Ryan for Blade Trinity, the whole thing Ryan actually came out and said look, he doesn't hate me. Here's the thing People don't, fans don't fully realize. Wesley Snipes is a method actor. I never met. Wesley Snipes is a method actor. I never met Wesley Snipes, I met Blade.
Speaker 2:There's a reason and Ryan Reynolds was playing. Ryan Reynolds, yes.
Speaker 3:That was the people's issue with. If, by the way, ryan didn't feel like he was playing Ryan. It looked like John Krasinski was playing Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Reynolds was playing John Krasinski Was.
Speaker 2:John in it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he plays the girl's dad.
Speaker 2:Yep.
Speaker 3:Oh, but it felt like they swapped identities for the movie and people were thrown off.
Speaker 2:That would have been a cool-ass plot.
Speaker 1:Right, I figure something. Actually, I just thought of this now something decent to do here, like kind of more towards the end here, because we're not doing really a top ten. We're just kind of spitballing. This one Didn't really have anything, didn't really have anything anyway, but we got a lot of movies coming out. We could talk a little bit about thoughts and expectations for some of these. Does anyone?
Speaker 2:want to talk about Garfield. No, I love Garfield.
Speaker 3:Andrew sure.
Speaker 2:I was never excited about this one, chris.
Speaker 1:Pratt threw you off.
Speaker 2:It wasn't even just Chris Pratt. The more I actually listened to him and the interview he did, how he got the part you sound like a lazy, sarcastic dude and it's like, okay, you know what. Now that I listen to it it's like, yeah, that fits.
Speaker 3:No wonder you would want him. This is my problem with you not throwing off your voices enough. It's like you didn't change your voice for Mario, so it's like now you're playing two voiceover roles with iconic characters and now we're supposed to buy into this roles with iconic characters, and now we're supposed to buy into this With the same exact voice stylings. Yeah, so it's like that's ruining us.
Speaker 2:He tried to put a Brooklyn accent on Mario.
Speaker 3:I even have an issue with Samuel Jackson being his dad, because every time he says Junior, I can only picture the new Shaft movie. Like if I wanted to watch Samuel Jackson say Junior all the time, I'd go back to watching Shaft what was that in?
Speaker 2:oh yeah, garfield, yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm personally going to see Odie personally.
Speaker 2:Odie doesn't even fucking talk in the movie. No, just painting fucking Odie.
Speaker 1:just so you know, odie and Garfield is a very real life relationship between me and Jay. Here he's Garfield, I'm Odie, odie doesn't sleep enough. Huh, no, I'm Odie, he's Garfield. Odie's always up bugging Garfield to do shit and Garfield's like I don't want to do shit. I want to sit here and eat my lunch.
Speaker 2:I don't know if I have a normal. Someone you despise. I hate it yeah.
Speaker 1:But no, jay said Garfield likes Odie, though he's just like you got too much energy for me, odie Shit.
Speaker 2:Just calm the hell down, won't you? Let me do what I want to do.
Speaker 3:As much of a dog person I am, I do kind of have cat energy.
Speaker 2:Cat as much as a dog, I do what I want to do at the pace, I want to do it.
Speaker 1:At the pace. I mean, let's see Where's my ordinal list go.
Speaker 3:Based on how many movies are coming. We don't have to do one on Twister If that's going to be a cutoff, we know.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, Deadpool and Wolverine.
Speaker 3:I got my list up. We'll have special guest JJ coming on board for that one, mr Deadpool himself.
Speaker 1:Yep, and that's going to be fun. I still have it toted as my. That's going to save the MCU. This is it.
Speaker 2:This is it.
Speaker 1:Did you say toe Toted, it's going to be my MCU, it's going to be it. Did you say toe Toed, I got it, it's going to be my MCU. It's going to be it, I got it, it's up there. It's going to be the MCU savior.
Speaker 3:That's what it's going to be. Okay, he is the Messiah.
Speaker 1:Hopefully. Then we got Borderlands, which we will probably do one. We need him on again for that one.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we'll probably do he's going to be the biggest critic of that one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we could easily get some video games.
Speaker 3:No, actually based off of what we talked about in the trailer in our Disney episode. He liked it.
Speaker 2:Ryan's the one that hates it. We'll have to get Ryan on for that.
Speaker 3:I know, just let him know Borderlands. He's not going to watch the movie with us. That's going to be having to wait a week. Yeah, he's not going to see it until that Tuesday, so we'll have to wait until the week after.
Speaker 2:That's not a horrible plan considering.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so Borderlands, alien Romulus. Another thing about Borderlands it could probably be another video game-centric episode. We'll probably think of a different top ten to do for that, because that's going to be very video game centric, because Borderlands is a video game we actually haven't touched on video games for a while we did a top ten for them.
Speaker 3:We did a top ten video game. We haven't done video game characters.
Speaker 2:as far as I know, the last video game thing we did was in our lost episode with Last of Us. Oh, because we didn't. I thought that was Gods.
Speaker 3:That was the top ten for the Gods. No, that was Fury.
Speaker 1:We lost two episodes Shazam was Fury, shazam was Gods Top ten mythical figures.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I thought Shazam and Last of Us were the same movie Episode.
Speaker 1:I think they were. Yeah, they might have been.
Speaker 3:That was Shazam, Last of Us, and Gods, yeah, what was the other one.
Speaker 2:I can't even remember anymore. Oh great, sadly, we would be at 30 episodes. Then we have 28. Had everything gone right.
Speaker 1:I don't know what the other episode was, but um well, we got that. Borderlands again would probably be video game centric, I would assume.
Speaker 2:You're on Alien buddy.
Speaker 1:I know, no, we'd probably do, like Matt said, characters, but I was thinking if we did care? No, we did franchises or games, we did not do characters I don't think we did video games because the characters I'm thinking I've said characters, no, the ones you're thinking were mentioned in. Like we did top 10 female characters in fiction, I had video game character women in mind yeah, I had.
Speaker 1:That's where we're like ellie that's where we're here and that's where we're here in video game characters. But then we had Alien Romulus, which will get an episode. There could easily be a top 10 for that. We could easily think of one. Yeah, we could do for that. Again, I'm very excited for that one. I'm hoping that's going to be Alien Races.
Speaker 3:Yep.
Speaker 1:Yep, Nice. Next, the Crow will have an episode, which that's going to be a fun episode, because I can already tell you right now that movie's going to be divisive as hell.
Speaker 3:I will most Still should change his name. That's the only gripe I've got right now. Eric Draven, yeah because they're you want him to change his name, they're unfairly comparing him to Brandon Lee.
Speaker 1:It's not fair.
Speaker 3:It's. You couldn't just Give justice to that movie. Several people have played Crow in the comics. Change his name, nobody would have cared.
Speaker 1:Yep, People go oh this looks like a fun movie.
Speaker 2:That definitely could have been a soft reboot, yeah.
Speaker 1:Because Eric Draven was only like the first Crow. There's been other people that have been Crow, like in the comic, all different names. They could have just done that. They could have. I don't know why they had the. Even me thinking now, as much as I'm prepared to really enjoy the movie, even Milo, he didn't have to name him Aaron Draven, he really didn't. But okay, too late now.
Speaker 2:Fair though, didn't he? He had almost the exact same origin as in the comics for this movie.
Speaker 1:Yes, it's basically the same plot as the original Crow. They come kill his girlfriend. He wants revenge.
Speaker 3:Just with updated CGI.
Speaker 2:Yep and action sequences, because there's a lot more in this.
Speaker 1:Yep, we got Beetlejuice 2, maybe that's a question mark, maybe.
Speaker 2:You got to say it right, beetlejuice, you got to accidentally summon him.
Speaker 1:Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice.
Speaker 2:Nope, michael Keaton didn't pop up that kind of sucks.
Speaker 1:He didn't pop up that kind of sucks, he'd be cool to hang out with, but the only thing risky about that that could turn into me just drooling over Jenna Ortega for the whole episode which will probably happen.
Speaker 2:Say that one three times.
Speaker 1:Jenna Ortega. Jenna Ortega, jenna Ortega.
Speaker 3:No, you'd, only you'd accept her presence, but you'd want her in the white tiger outfit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh, that's all I needed, I need that she actually casted that.
Speaker 3:I need that.
Speaker 1:It's a big rumor. It's a big rumor.
Speaker 3:So is Sidney Sweeney. Once again is being Black Cat. So there's nothing. We got nothing Give me give me.
Speaker 1:What are you trying to do to him? Give me now.
Speaker 3:No, I've been the one telling him about Sid during a movie. It's like oh.
Speaker 2:Well, he does it often enough.
Speaker 1:Oh, beatles Transformers 1 will get an episode.
Speaker 2:Watching Jurassic World with him was a.
Speaker 1:oh yeah, bryce Dallas Transformers 1 will get one the whole time he's like show your ass more.
Speaker 2:And the water scene where she's crawling through it.
Speaker 1:That's literally what he did in Ar in yoga pants.
Speaker 3:The fun part about If is trying to figure out who all the voices in the movie are.
Speaker 1:Transformers 1 will get an episode, most likely. I don't know what the fuck we're talking about. We already did Top 10 Transformers, so I got no fucking clue for that one For me.
Speaker 2:I could do storylines, I could do toys, I could do anything, but it's bringing you two into it.
Speaker 1:Now if it's bringing you two into it. Now if it's movies you've seen. I can talk Transformers, if it's movies.
Speaker 2:There's enough of those Comics?
Speaker 3:No, because I don't think I'd get into that. Are we at 10 Transformers movies now?
Speaker 2:I'll just give you the Skybound run and see if you like it as much as I love.
Speaker 1:Optimus, this will be the eighth, because Optimus, my motherfucker. That's one thing about Transformers, don't forget the animated ones.
Speaker 3:Oh Jesus, there's only one.
Speaker 2:That was the 8th. There's actually two. One was linked to a cartoon show.
Speaker 1:As much as I don't know how depressing.
Speaker 2:The first one was actually linked to the cartoon too, so I can't say that.
Speaker 1:As much as how depressing with disappointment. The first one was actually linked to the cartoon too, so I can't say that as much as how depressing with disappointment the episode might be. A Joker sequel will get an episode Full day of do Still mad. I don't know what the fuck that's gonna be, but I'm the big Joker stan, it'll be us learning French. So I don't fucking know.
Speaker 2:That'll be our musical episode Venom 3, we'll get one For sure. Where we just have Dean trying to sing.
Speaker 1:Then you got Gladiator 2, which I'm like I am not even.
Speaker 3:That movie's gonna burn, sorry, ridley.
Speaker 2:There should be no reason for that.
Speaker 1:It has nothing to do with pretty much Maximus. It might have to do with his son or something.
Speaker 2:I don't know his son's dead I know why did we both yell at him?
Speaker 3:we didn't even we didn't mean to do that at all.
Speaker 2:That's just our reaction to the movie itself I meant his like adopted kid.
Speaker 1:He almost had his sister. Whatever the fuck, oh God.
Speaker 3:Please don't. That's just going to follow the exact same fucking storyline, isn't it? It's the kid in the fucking Gladiator movie.
Speaker 1:I don't know. I've heard a lot of things for it. I don't care. I don't care. That's one of my favorite movies ever. We're done, and I don't care about the fucking movie. Um, okay, we're getting out. There will not be an episode for Wicked. I don't care about that fucking movie.
Speaker 2:We do not.
Speaker 1:At all.
Speaker 2:We do not care that, like I was trying to say when we were in a theater, you can do an Ursula movie because she has an open background. You can do a Cruella movie, like they did, open background. You can do a Maleficent one because she had an open background yeah. You have to have an open background for a character in order for you to make a good movie.
Speaker 2:You can't just create one the way they did and make her relatable and sympathetic, Like they did, and make her relatable and sympathetic and shit, Like they did with this. Not to mention, for fuck's sakes, you're causing issues already because you have the white witch literally white witch and a black actor playing the wicked witch.
Speaker 3:And you're already. This is not me calling out racism, either.
Speaker 2:It's just what the fuck.
Speaker 3:You can't do this and then make the wizard the ultimate bad guy behind everything, when you literally just did a movie with James Franco for Wizard of Oz that made him even a better character, even if nobody liked the movie. It's like you're backtracking on so much. Does anybody have an original idea anymore?
Speaker 2:Who the hell was in charge of this? Is this a Disney-run movie, like they did for Quilla and that?
Speaker 3:Could very well be. I'll find out.
Speaker 1:This one's a little different Moana 2. You're welcome.
Speaker 2:I haven't even watched the full first one. It's weird how that is one of the children one of the newer popular.
Speaker 1:That's really popular.
Speaker 2:I've seen Frozen. I've seen Frozen 2. I've seen some of the other ones. I haven't even seen Wish. No, I've seen not Enchanted.
Speaker 3:Universal is doing this movie.
Speaker 2:What the fuck is the one with the magical doors?
Speaker 3:Shazam that fits.
Speaker 2:It's a Hispanic family, encanto.
Speaker 1:Where my big woman's in there, my wife.
Speaker 2:Yes, your wife. That has one magical door well, there's many magical doors in the house it's, it's magical, it's.
Speaker 3:Each house, each room is assigned to a person. If the house itself is just magical, there's no one magical door magical doors.
Speaker 2:Oh god, um oh boy, I forgot about this one, I I fucking forgot.
Speaker 1:We got the Lord of the Rings, the War of the.
Speaker 3:That's not being a movie that's going to be on stream.
Speaker 1:It is yeah, okay. Is it a movie or is it a show? Is it?
Speaker 2:connected to the Ring of Power nonsense.
Speaker 3:That one I don't know. The Warner Brothers did just announce that they're making more Lord of the Rings movies. That was news.
Speaker 1:Well, what is this? I don't know what to make of that.
Speaker 3:Well, the first one is produced by Peter Jackson, directed by Huh.
Speaker 2:Peter Jackson.
Speaker 3:Love that guy, directed by Andy Serkis featuring Gollum. That's all we know.
Speaker 2:And this is what's going to be the new.
Speaker 3:That's the next Lord of the Rings project via Warner Brothers, so it's still going to be Peter Jackson, andy Serkis.
Speaker 2:Yes, all right, I'm for it.
Speaker 3:There's hope and we know how we feel about hope.
Speaker 1:There's going to be lots of walking though the sad thing is December's pretty loaded too, because I'm getting to the end here. December is Craven the Hunter that's going to get one. That's my birthday movie December 13th is Craven the Hunter.
Speaker 3:By the way, I can bitch about Rings of Power Season 2 already and it doesn't even exist yet. I didn't even know there was going to be.
Speaker 2:They had two seasons written when they bought the rights, so they were always getting two seasons, great, so there's something that means you still have to binge with Matt.
Speaker 3:Uh-huh.
Speaker 2:Because I know it's going to come up if we do a Lord of the Rings episode.
Speaker 1:Then we got Mufasa, the Lion King. There's hey, my bias comes out.
Speaker 2:I'm going to see that and hope I like it. Did you want to know my only gripe with that trailer?
Speaker 3:They're going to turn Scar into a good person. What? Because it's Disney.
Speaker 2:Well, he was never a bad person.
Speaker 3:Depending on which one you're listening to, because technically, cartoon one was a Nazi.
Speaker 2:Hey, that's just because they use the same sequences I know. Nazi. Hey, that's just because they use the same sequences I know.
Speaker 1:Okay, so Matt is out on Mufasa, the Lion King.
Speaker 2:This is not a story that needs to happen, the only thing I questioned when I was watching that trailer is what are lions doing on a snowy mountain?
Speaker 1:He owned a vision thing.
Speaker 2:He smoked the wrong drugs from the monkey.
Speaker 1:God damn it, rafiki watch that shit, watch me watch that movie. That actually is like a vision.
Speaker 3:I wanna know how Timon and Pumbaa are in this movie yeah, they just there like yeah this story does fuck timelines already, based off the trailer.
Speaker 2:Well, come on, lion King has done it to itself already with Lion King, 1 and a half we have.
Speaker 1:Sonic the Hedgehog 3. I'm looking forward to it, with Jim Carrey coming back and Shadow Keanu by Keanu Reeves.
Speaker 3:I'm okay with this. I'm disappointed that I can't watch Knuckles.
Speaker 2:Knuckles is going to be in it, I'll put on Knuckles for you. The only episode that's going to throw you for the loop is the musical one. Of course there's a musical one, the only thing that makes he actually does sing.
Speaker 1:Oh, I know he can sing. That's the scary part. The only thing about it that I liked is Jay said the show confirms that you're Knuckles Dean.
Speaker 2:Yes, it does, but it also makes you Jewish Gold rings.
Speaker 3:What, oh, my God.
Speaker 2:I never put that together.
Speaker 1:Then we got Bill Skarsgård Mania returning with Nosferatu. Nosferatu with the greatest release date of the year, december 25th for Nosferatu Nice.
Speaker 2:Christmas. That does kind of make the most marketing sense whatsoever, because wasn't Nosferatu originally when the story came out, kind of like an antichrist In a way?
Speaker 1:You want me to go back and watch Nosferatu from, like fucking no, from the 30s? Sure, I'll do it, hold on.
Speaker 2:Well, you'll do it. I'll do it too. Don't be bored off my 38, right 1938?
Speaker 1:No, I think that's. I think Nosferatu might be older.
Speaker 3:I don't think that's true. I think he's within the ballpark.
Speaker 1:Nosferatu, I gotta be no you're, because moving pictures weren't until after the 20s. Nosferatu came out in 1922.
Speaker 3:That's from the 20s dog. I was going, so it was one of the first moving pictures.
Speaker 2:What?
Speaker 3:What I was going to say it's definitely post-1920, so I'm like I was in the ballpark Nosferatu's 20s. You go pre-World War I and you start getting issues with where silent movies still were a thing.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's the one that's confusing, because I actually remember this one being a silent film where you had the subtitles where it stopped and it gave you the black card Because they made fun of it all the time in different shit.
Speaker 3:So those are potential episodes.
Speaker 1:That's where we end our year there, yeah, in Los Ferratos.
Speaker 3:We are working on a special edition project for anime intros, but that can be filmed at any point and put up at any point Filmed.
Speaker 2:Are we actually going to film it?
Speaker 3:Oh, sure, I mean, if we wanted to go full game show, it's an opportunity.
Speaker 2:But I don't think our special guest, if you're going to do your buzzer thing, it's going to be neat to actually see people press the buzzer.
Speaker 3:No, not if I say the name, if I say the name of whoever it is.
Speaker 1:Eh, but it's still funny Nosferatu. It took Nosferatu 1922, 2024. Oh look how long it took for that to get its remake Worth it.
Speaker 3:That's a name I didn't know was in that movie. What?
Speaker 1:Nosferatu.
Speaker 3:No, I was looking at Wicked to see when what company was doing it. Peter Dinklage is in this movie.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I could have called that In Wicked, as long as he's not a dwarf.
Speaker 3:He better be playing one of the monkeys. He's a munchkin.
Speaker 2:This movie's shit. He better be playing the most sarcastic munchkin. He better not be the star of the Lollipop Guild. The Lollipop Guild.
Speaker 3:He was fan casted to be Scanlan in the live action Critical Role I don't know if he would shave for that.
Speaker 2:No, he kind of likes his beard right now doesn't he?
Speaker 3:Yeah, but he didn't have a beard when he did Game of Thrones, so it's like it's probably not an impossible ask of him. Is Scanlan supposed to be younger too, though. No, scanlan's actually pretty Scanlan's actually in his 60s or 80s. He's a gnome. They age, gracefully.
Speaker 2:Okay, I didn't really put two and two together, yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm going to tell you, though you've got to cast, though You've got to cast for Nosferatu. You've got Bill Skarsgård, you've got Nicholas Holt, aaron Taylor Johnson.
Speaker 2:Willem Dafoe, that one, I swear it's going to be just a Dean list where it's just alright Dean. You've got to list all your favorite Skarsgård films and that's for every.
Speaker 1:Skarsgård, I'm actually excited for Nosferatu. So that's all 15 children. I love Vampire.
Speaker 3:The problem is the middle brother. I don't think he's got enough to attend the movies that he's seen them in.
Speaker 1:The Stellans.
Speaker 2:I am way behind all of them I know I've probably seen them in the movies. But I probably do not recognize.
Speaker 3:There's Daddy and Four Sons.
Speaker 1:I love Stellan. Stellan's in so much good shit. Bill, I biased the Bill. Bill and Alex are my favorites. Alex is in Northman. Alex Skazgard was the lead in Infinity Pool, by the way, that was Alex Skazgard. That was him. Yes, that was Alex With Mia Goth.
Speaker 3:Also played Tarzan. Also was in King Kong.
Speaker 1:Yep, okay, stellan's got a fucking little army of kids and they're all good actors, pretty much.
Speaker 3:He's got nothing on Philip Rivers. What Nothing on Philip Rivers.
Speaker 1:Philip Rivers. What Nothing on Philip Rivers, philip.
Speaker 3:Rivers can field his own team. Yes, it's the benefits of believing in the religion of no contraception.
Speaker 2:I got it. What religion is that?
Speaker 3:Don't make me look.
Speaker 2:Don't make you look. No, I asked the question, damn it.
Speaker 3:I might have to convert. I could probably just look at Philip Rivers and it'd probably be in his personal stuff, probably At this point.
Speaker 1:Oh God.
Speaker 2:It'll be Dean's religion too.
Speaker 3:Nope, Sorry, Sorry folks, I can't wear a condom. I don't believe it. It's not in my religion. It's still funny. The number one, philip, is Philip Phillips. Oh God, still have a Harry Potter episode to plan.
Speaker 1:Oh boy.
Speaker 2:Are we going to just continue promising that?
Speaker 1:Roman Catholic Catholicism.
Speaker 3:Literally Going to his personal life tag Rivers a devout Roman Catholic. Literally the first sentence. Devout Roman Catholic he's Catholic Junior high school sweetheart.
Speaker 1:So they do, we marry who is wife?
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:So even banging her for fucking. He got married in 2001. He was drafted in 2003. They've been banging for a long time.
Speaker 2:So it's just with the one person he's been with.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they have seven daughters, three sons.
Speaker 2:Okay, that's fine then. That's fine to me he's a princess maker.
Speaker 1:He's a princess maker boy. That's going to be my thing. I'm going to tell you.
Speaker 2:I'm going to tell you I'm going to be a princess maker. I guarantee it.
Speaker 1:Everybody at work your work has said this to you haven't they Yep, Dean, you're going to be a princess maker. Aw shit, my eldest, my not eldest, but one of my brothers has has two or three.
Speaker 2:I believe, and they're both girls and he has a shirt, so it already runs in your family and he has a shirt that says Proud Princess Maker. Do we have anything else?
Speaker 1:I don't know Nothing. I can think of I don't think so. It was me glazing Nosferatu, figuratively or literally. Glazing like giving it hype. Glazing that's a new term. I've been using Glaze Glazing. Using that with the wrong people, because we take that out of contest way too easily.
Speaker 2:Especially with me, because when I think of glaze with you, it usually ends up being with donuts.
Speaker 1:Crispy cream glaze Now I'm thinking about crispy cream Son of a bitch with donuts. Krispy Kreme glaze man Shut up Now I'm thinking about Krispy Kreme Son of a bitch. I guess that's a good place to end the episode. Go to your local Krispy Kreme and get some Krispy Kreme donuts.
Speaker 2:You're not going to say anything about Lost World or the Badger.
Speaker 3:Dean, how are the people in the Philippines going to get fun?
Speaker 1:They'll get them, we'll ship them out to you.
Speaker 2:You gotta let us know, though we won't. We won't know otherwise. If you want, some shirts.
Speaker 3:We'll get some shirts made, we'll get just airdrop fucking dozens of donuts into the fucking we gotta afford the airdrop, though, oh my god but the Philippines isn't a third world country, philippines isn't a third world country.
Speaker 2:What the fuck I can ship them to him via my job we're going to have. We're going to use Matt to do it. I'm going to put money into.
Speaker 3:Hey, they don't care when they need extra materials that need to go next day or early for $1,500. I'm going to get some. I think I can get a shipment to the Philippines before they ask questions.
Speaker 2:What was in this box?
Speaker 1:Matt Donuts Whoops it just smells sweet, we could, I'll go on. I'll go on Funkocom and I'll get. I'll pop us. I'll make pops of fucking all of us, and we'll autograph, personalize each one and send them out.
Speaker 2:We are so far non-profit.
Speaker 3:You know, making pops of us and sending them glazed donuts is borderline making a cult.
Speaker 1:They're gonna start worshipping us.
Speaker 3:I've heard worse ideas that started cults.
Speaker 2:Why are you pointing at me when you say that, what the fuck? Because you were deep in thought. I only killed mushrooms in a video game, unintentionally.
Speaker 1:Unintentionally at that, and if you are in the Milwaukee, wisconsin United States area, check out Lost World of Wonders for all your comics and manga needs. Thank you for listening everyone.
Speaker 2:There is a link to their site on our website.
Speaker 1:Yes, thank you.
