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Madam Web's Mystique: Unraveling Sony's Spin on Superhero Cinema and Top Actresses Spotlight
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Ever been caught in a web of cinematic critiques and comic lore? Our latest episode spins a captivating tale around the enigma that is Sony's "Madam Web," where we dissect the film's bold departure from superhero norms and Dakota Johnson's compelling performance. We don't just surface-skim; we plunge into the depths of Sydney Sweeney's intriguing role and the layered comic references that could bridge the gap to the MCU. From the questionable physics of action scenes to the odd 2003 nostalgia in a 2024 setting, we tackle the peculiarities that endear us to this potential misunderstood gem, despite its flaws like that awkward dubbing for poor Ezekiel Sims.
Lights, camera, actresses! The silver screen's brightest stars become the focal point of our banter as we count down our personal top actress picks, stretching the limits of a traditional top ten. Our admiration for the likes of Amy Adams, Audrey Hepburn, and Anya Taylor-Joy takes center stage, sparking a debate filled with hearty laughs and earnest praise. We reminisce over iconic roles and the unforgettable TV classics that have shaped our storytelling affections, proving that whether it's Oscar-worthy or a staple of our weeknight binge, these leading ladies have carved their names in our cinematic hearts.
Rounding out our foray into film, we zoom out to the broader Spider-Man universe and the dizzying dance of anti-heroes like Venom within the ever-evolving Marvel landscape. Why is Sony spinning so many Spider-related tales, and where does Madame Web weave into this tangled tapestry? We speculate with fervor, from the enigmatic casting decisions for the forthcoming "Fantastic Four" to the perplexing dynamics of the cinematic universe. So, if you're ready to unravel the threads of Hollywood's finest and debate the physics of superhero landings, give this episode a listen—you might find yourself ensnared by our web of conversation.
Welcome to the night fallsville podcast, madam web review edition. I know you've all been waiting for this one. You've all been fucking waiting for this one man. It's a spoiler and it was a rock spoilers. It was a ride, man. It's not as bad as everyone's making it out. I don't think so.
Speaker 1:This is not the Spidey fan in us talking either. This is not bias. We went into that expecting dog shit. I got some bias cuz a baby got me hype. I Never got the damn name, though we know what it was. They never. I Wanted her to say it just for shits and giggles. I have a theory about what happened there. What let they ever gonna do it? But no, no, I'll save that for my problem. Okay, all right.
Speaker 1:So where we leave off, here I'm up movie, just talking straight. It's not a very it's not a traditional superhero movie. Well, the suits that you see in the trailer you see for a grand total of probably two minutes and Dakota Johnson not in a suit until the very end Yep, she know this I find in the background. True, but here's the thing though, the outfit she was wearing that's cut. Yeah, I'm going deep in the comic lore, but do it.
Speaker 1:Julia Carpenter, who Sydney Sweeney played, becomes Madam Webb. And that's what Sydney. What Dakota was wearing the whole with her jacket and shit. That's what? Pretty much what a red jacket. Yeah, that's pretty much what she wears.
Speaker 1:What Julia Carpenter? Madam, according to this picture I'm seeing, you're ending in a movie. I'm surprised you didn't turn to me like ha, how she was sitting in the chair, 90s style. But no, I'm very happy they went this way cuz I watched the guy I took. Yeah, shout out to King Lion on tick tock. I like a lot of his shit. He went out at people for bitching about that.
Speaker 1:Madam Webb's supposed to be in a wheelchair and blind. That madam web, old, do shit. You are in that fucking movie doing nothing, the whole fucking movie. Last time we seen that Interation of madam web in a comic she got her throat slit. Time effect sad man, I'm going you. You ain't. No, you all know me when I'm going today. Man, I'm going today. You're like, I don't know, we're supposed to get a rant out of you. That's later. What's the sticker? A ramp might be. It might be commerce.
Speaker 1:I didn't expect, I expected box shit. I didn't. I got yeah, whatever movie you expected Morbius dance, yeah, see. And it's not video. I'm doing the Matt Smith dance. That was so fucking out of place. That's fucking.
Speaker 1:That was the best part of it movie, though, and that's all you always get the fingers is. You see, he's got like the jazz fingers. That goes with it all the jazz dance. No, wrong, what's that? Not that? This way, this way, yeah, bring it to me. I. I'm channeling my energy. Oh Jesus, you don't want to do that. No, nobody wants Dean in it. Oh no, oh no. I Enjoyed the cast. I thought it was casted fine. Everyone Wishing about sure, I'm gonna say, the code of Johnson C phone did a few things. I'm gonna tell you that right now. Yeah, well, I hope he saves the script. Yeah, it's a surprisingly.
Speaker 1:I actually thought the plot was laid out right in front of you from beginning to it, and it didn't. Here's the thing, though Everyone hurt the movie, everyone's bitching about how convoluted and shit it was. It could have been shit, but I'm like first off, it's future sight and all that shit. There's gonna be that's hard to nail. That perfectly. Someone's gonna find a gripe somewhere. Shit in live action and not have somebody think what the fuck is. That's kind of the definition of convoluted future sight shit. So it's like, yeah, you know, again I think people Ash so fucking hard. It's like I'm serious, I expect that's gonna see the worst movie of all time. I thought I was gonna see how sharp part two and I did raw house shark free on Amazon Prime. You're supposed to be in that movie. I don't need to remember that. Yeah, you lost brain cells watching that. I've never seen a guy dress up in a styrofoam Shark Shoe SuperRunner on a house. Geez, it was amazing One of my moment.
Speaker 1:One thing I like, though all the cast for the girls. My thing was like you know if I can see you as a future spider woman? Casting was fine and they were all fine. I mean I didn't get blown the fuck away, but I mean they were fine. You're, you're, I wish I've blown away, kind of. I wish I. I mean some blood. I mean come on the Sydney Semeny CPR scene, every single one of them. When they were doing the pump, you were ready for some. That was fun. Have you seen, madam Let us marketing campaign, though it's so overly sexual, it's funny as a bitch when they got them all I'm like, wow, madam let's, let's sell them sex appeal. It is so woman like Jesus, oh my god.
Speaker 1:Overall, I think the only bad thing about the movie was the dump. Yeah, well, yeah, ezekiel Sims. I'm like what the fuck? I still don't understand. It's like the one thing the reviewers got right. Yeah, that is that I agree with. I'm like, bro, your voice is all over the place because they, like, they even cut them. They even cut them off screen at certain points so that they could fix the dump. I Don't, yeah, but again, everyone, what worst villain ever? Was he a great film? No, oh no, not a great villain. Another forgettable villain. Forgettable is the word, yes, I'd say, but everyone, I wouldn't say.
Speaker 1:He was his character out of the comics, though. Would you know? That was no, no, nowhere near no, he actually. Peter works with him in the comics until he gets a little nuts. He's still. You didn't wear shoes, that was important. He's not worse.
Speaker 1:I still don't even know why he's a villain, like, like when he is. His villainous arcs are killing the cat Sanders mom and wanting to kill people, trying to kill him why. They sort of explained that slightly, but it kind of went over everyone's head. It was his curse to know how he died, so he was supposed to fight his destiny, even though it happens anyway. Yeah, but what other than that? Even they didn't why they were trying to kill him in the future. They didn't say adorably Seeing how he died. It's not like they're. They're gonna put him in a movie though they picked a decent movie to put him in.
Speaker 1:I wish I could execute a little better, because he didn't start becoming a big thing in like comics till they started really diving into like multi. He had a lot to do with the totems and fucking more one and that shit. That's the era Ezekiel sim started coming touch that started become dang gonna touch more one you can meet Jesus Christ. They had the perfect clan of spider people Don't get me started on that shit. Why did you start it? I don't even know why they went away from the totem. You know, as far as the clan in fucking, yeah, I had the plan with the spiders, yeah, which can still exist to help Save Cassandra and all them, all other people. But he could have still just been looking for the totem, I don't know. Oh, is it change that? Need to even steals the tent up? You have spider, bad, bad mine. I that species of spider.
Speaker 1:But, by the way, did that spider look almost exactly like from a Rami's yeah, kind of that one in Ramie's room of vibrant, that was darker, okay, and some of them have writer in. That is, yeah, no, blue. Rami was very red, very blue, just like, um, maddie Franklin's jacket, which was, which was like that jacket's, a color scheme at some purpose. Oh, I want to point out the absolute obnoxious nods in there. So, ben, you're seeing someone who Still never said the name it's me, jesus Christ, I didn't under and it's not saying the name Peter for the baby.
Speaker 1:What about, uh, mary's husband being gone all the night? That's Richard Parker, and Mary also worked under nick fury for shield, not shield, but for the CIA in the college. Do you? You pulling his knowledge out from me, man, this service I'm. That's why I made the joke like, hey, he's, no, he's the CIA. He's working under nick right now. That's why he's not there. What? So?
Speaker 1:Even though he phones shit into, I love Adam Scott, his uncle Ben, sorry, I love. They can't love if they finagled somehow that he was Peter. Uh, tom Holland's uncle, he's, it was in love, it's. That's a problem. I'd love it, but that it's wrong of me to actually want to see him in a serious role like Ben Scott's. A great actor. They had great talent really. Ever, he only ever, seen him in comedies, yeah, and he. You know one of my favorite Adam Scott rolls, derek stepbrothers. I still how new you were gonna go there, derek home stepbrothers. So in your mind he's singing in a car with his family. Hey, I love when he's bitching as well. No, we're god, I'm not. No, we're not going down. Adam Scott filmography Jesus christ, even though he's an hot lately he's been doing a lot of stuff. He's popular.
Speaker 1:The Dakota Johnson the Johnson I really hate. She gets such a bad rap because she's got famous parents. That's you. Only she gets rolls, she's fine. She's got people shut the fuck up, jesus. Well, she, her acting wasn't horrible, it was. She phoned a lot.
Speaker 1:Well, matt made a point. What are you gonna do when your script is kind of it? What are you gonna do? You got the writers for Morbius, gave you a script. We're use this. What we're just gonna Product, drop another things.
Speaker 1:Who that didn't help? I love the Dakota Johnson, I do, but she didn't do. You could tell she didn't do much, if any Research the stuff, because in interviews she don't even know the name of Tom Holland's movies. A guy handed her a spider, madame web comic, and she just seemed whoa cool. I'm like you didn't even read that. Well, haven't you heard? It's not a requirement for anybody to read anything anymore. No, and then again you don't have to be a full. I said what I said I know I said I wanted to say is like it's not a requirement to read it all anymore. It's still.
Speaker 1:You go to tiktok and you learn this. You go to video, youtube, here you go. Disney's under fire. Disney's under fire once again for their hiring practices. If I've been hiring so many directors for not Do the, they don't hire you unless you haven't read the comics right, exactly you ever do. You know the source material. Look like you're hired. Hey, I want Either one of my favorite nods it was the one right in the beginning when they're in the opening scene talking to assy, talking to ben.
Speaker 1:But you ain't never been shot at and cool. I'm like, oh, let's, let's, as he's in the back of an ambulance. Let's also not forget the brutal torture of a great power. They well, I could tell they wanted, didn't put in, they wanted to be kind of different. They tried. I'm like, oh, just saying with, just say, just fucking say it. Don't try to rearrange the words. Well, he's excited, it's gonna, it's gonna be that way. Don't try to reel.
Speaker 1:I think it's more sensitive this time around. Then what's? Maybe we can. I'm just surprised it's not just us sitting here. Passion to fuck out of it. I expected that's what it was gonna be. I know matt's gonna bring up points. We could definitely bash the movie. It's just there isn't as much as we thought. Well, I'm told you I want to do this movie expectations, as I told Matt, in hell, expecations were in hell. Yes, I'm gonna see. My expectations were not in hell. They were definitely six feet under. But Well, if you watch people like on tiktok and youtube review it, it's the worst movie ever. Fucking made it. I'm like it's not stop. We're also probably bigger, also comic. No, no, I would say we're also bigger.
Speaker 1:Commerce or connoisseurs of fringe worthy dialogue. Is that half an ad cringe where it made me laugh. Yes, we love bad jokes. Did you hear me? And you were passing edgewood school? I was like those must be some edgy kids. In my goddamn head I was the type of fucking dad jokes, so that may be part of our problem.
Speaker 1:My co-worker hasn't messaged me about the movie. He said he was going to it today. Oh shit, what? I? I totally, I totally space. He's he always, probably in there right now. Oh, we got kelly. Yep, he said I forgot to message him. Was he supposed to go see him? He's seeing it now. He's in there. It started at eight, you're in, you were out at eight. So yeah, he's watching it now. So I'm like, no, let me about our end. I gotta tell him you're in for a treatment. You're definitely gonna get some dialogue out of him when you see him. That's like you're one spidey guy too. Oh, my god, up to date spidey guy. Yeah, I mean shit. No, I can't, I'm not.
Speaker 1:I was gonna say I just read my recent comics of Batman. That shit is just fucking voted. And I'm like, no, this is fucking spider concentrated moron Joker again, aren't they? Yep, it's and it's dope. I'll tell that later after podcast, I'll show I have a book. I have a fucking um hardcover book up there and I have to read because I the current stuff has to do a lot with that and I barely remember that. So I'm re-reading that.
Speaker 1:Huh, oh, how pepcy. We were given up pepcy. Yeah, placement. See, that's not so fit in the movie. The true hero of the movie Didn't hear me ask when they had the Beyonce trailers, like is that, does that count as product placement?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think. I think I'm not sure if that's what I was thinking about. Yeah, I think I'm not sure if it's a super bowl. No, she wasn't super bowl, she was at the Super Bowl. Pepcy, um, a lot of that might not the only thing in that movie that was product placed up. Uh-uh, some kind of oh, the camera at the beginning. Yeah, it is very. I'm gonna use a Sony camera. Sony make cameras. Yes, yes, they do. Sony own Nikon, probably most what I have to know now I'll continue going. A lot Grypes are.
Speaker 1:It's fine to have those grapes, these, some of these people, these grapes to the extreme, like it. You can't get no enjoyment. All those movie, and I gotta disagree a little bit with that. I enjoyed what. I'm not gonna say it's great, but you enjoy a lot of small grapes. Yeah, I have a lot of small ones. You're like small ones Outside of the one part, outside of my one big question problem, mm-hmm, which, and it goes in the so well, we have a whole section about Sony after this, but still talking about the movie, I mean I know, yeah, kind of it's gonna be all we thought we've delved into Sony before, but this is kind of more Um, but everyone said the action was horrible.
Speaker 1:The action was fine. Nothing, mine, nothing, mine. There wasn't any actual Fighting. Yeah, because the villain do they know who. It's a beachy. Oh, that's what's the most of the stocks, one of my favorite, one of my things I love and I mean it's a shit out of me.
Speaker 1:First off, what the fuck you are thinking? You in there eating your dinner in the diner and fucking dude walk in and that, fucking Bro, who the fuck is this guy? And first off, the guy just eating his dinner, that got. I'm like, how was he doing? He was just eating his food. He's raw shit. How many hit me again? I was more so trying to see your face when the whole time Sydney Swinney was up on a table in the school.
Speaker 1:I was like With, with, with, with the shirt, yeah, yeah, the britney, yep, yep, whole britney. Hopefully she doesn't go crazy. Oh, my god, kind of like the whole. Uh, see, I don't think people are not trying to offend me, but some people I don't know if they can comprehend I my whole future stuff back and I I could follow. I think people couldn't follow that the whole back and forth through time. Shit, I was fine. I mean I think she had uh, reduce, yeah, I don't think people, people kept it. I'm like it's not that hard to follow. The only thing that was hard to follow is, uh, does it only happen when she dies or she, can she do it any Point of time? She was just seeing a bitch like, oh okay, well, I mean she had the solution. Up after the diner she found the perfect solution Just run over, drive the car in a bit.
Speaker 1:Shit had twice. How the hell did that car drive twice? Damn, the fucking. Uh, amulance threw us a brick wall.
Speaker 1:The real superhero this movie was the taxi. Taxi run of them on that. The taxi run them down twice. I think that taxi should get a pop. No, technically it was the ambulance Sucks, yeah, and it drove through a Calvin Klein advertisement. Poor Calvin Klein.
Speaker 1:Oh, more product placement. Calvin Klein, I'm starting to point out product placement movies, that's that's fun. 2000s product placement too, yeah, that's. You want to make your back? You want to say you're one great In the car had a great. Yeah, there wasn't enough.
Speaker 1:New York, this is two years after 2001. There wasn't enough Of. Uh, we will remember. Yeah, pollsters just around. That doesn't matter, it was littered everywhere, even if people didn't care for it. Yeah, they've got. They forgot about that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, 9, 11 never happened Like what the I mean it did. But that was scary. For a second it was inside. No, I'm not. No, no, I don't like people. Oh, no, why are you? Why? Hey, I'm not gonna lie. When the first 10 minutes of all boy, here we go, I'm motherfucker. How, in the fight they were just flying through the trees. No, the one crawling down the tree killed me, not the one with the pole. The pole one wasn't here. And there's some like a pole. I Wasn't gonna do with the pole. I mean I get it, get it.
Speaker 1:He was painted up and had his fucking, whatever the fuck he had on Shit. But because it was the same guy, I'm pretty sure all red ropes. Yeah, when cast he went back, come on, good, he didn't age one bit. No, it's one of the things he's like. Hey, what's up, I've been waiting for you. It was 1997 to 2003, 73 when, 73, 73. So I'm a fucker, looking, looking good man. So 27 plus three, so she was 30. That that motherfucker's a good. That's fair. He was flawless he's.
Speaker 1:He keep bathing in that spider water. Don't worry, I have a time problem too. No see, my problem is that I keep thinking 2020 because Mom's birthday just happened. She was actually born in 1973. So Brain keeps trying to do that math. It's like that's 51 years, not 30 years. Yeah the fuck. I mean that. They 20 years missing what they had the fountain of youth in that fucking cave. So I mean the little spider water is gonna be called spider water. I mean it's the same general area. That's spider water. That's spider water. I don't give a fuck. Nobody said that spider water.
Speaker 1:Again, again you and you, worse than the ceiling guy. You wanted to say it. Oh, it's no, this is ceiling guy, remember? No, it's captain hurt it. I need to stop inviting taller people into the basement. Apparently you gotta have average height, so it's like five, six to 510. Now we're me and Ryan can't come, but Fucking up soup kind of grew up.
Speaker 1:Why did you take it that way? Oh, my god, yeah, you know what? No, never mind, he actually has you on that one. You went through that whole movie without jumping. What? What do you mean? Yeah, that. But oh what, your popcorn stayed between your legs. I moved, it was down on the ground. It was, didn't? I ain't wanted in my latin one more, got too hot. I'd start thinking it was personal. I'd start thinking it was those. Kernels would have started popping. I started thinking it was at Sydney, swinney or Dakota Johnson, or so. I didn't even I imagine aging a while in the movie theater.
Speaker 1:One guy already got fucking kicked off or jerking off in a fucking the movie. Literally a little city. Yes, literally a story. It's on record. Yeah, you, I can't believe that. Could you imagine the fuck? I'm like, first off, were you in there? Two questions I had this talk at Lost World.
Speaker 1:It's like did you? Was he in there alone? Obviously not, cuz I got caught. Well, that motherfucker, someone could be right now. No, you couldn't. Oh, no, I'm not gonna. I have to give you warning. That's what really said. Shout out to Kelly lost one of wonders. Awesome guy, but new business to promote. Wow, my, now that's how I know I need to go to a titty club or something. I'm gonna tell Kelly next time I go to go tell you know what my, you know my motion was and I said lost world.
Speaker 1:Oh, fishing out money? Yes, this is how many, how many? How many dollars? Product used to have a hand counter? He's probably not, you know. Yes, I said that like for a reason, it is his crap.
Speaker 1:He texted me on Friday saying he has a problem and he displays the image of six pops. It's not even a pops, is the bunnies. I'm mentally, I'm just mentally done. I can't handle no more. I'm mentally probably got more bunnies on the way things to this movie. Nope, I needed Dakota Johnson bunny and I need our Sydney Sweeney, but it's gonna be awkward in so many ways. That's good, that's what. No, that's after I got. I got, yes, the work, more, that's what I got to her. That's why she in the wheelchair.
Speaker 1:You know there's a, there's a time issue right there. I need to go down to Sony and ask you like, well, I wouldn't in his movie that this is a time paradox. This entire movie is a time paradox. Yes, it is what you know, the entire movie. I'm thinking butterfly effect or fly effect, butterfly effect, what's gonna go wrong? Hey, you know, everyone bitched about we got no chemistry. They're dynamic sucks. I'm like I'm sitting like well, it's Dakota Johnson and she's returning in her early 30s with a bunch of teenagers. So it's like they're not gonna interact that great. No, and then so I just kept over. Chemistry was fine, yeah, for not knowing each other and then being best friends by After a week of not being around each other for the entire goddamn time. So they're teenagers, just those are basically 90s babies. Think about how well we got along with adults.
Speaker 1:Sydney Sweeney, ain't Julia Cromwell? Oh, that's gonna bug me. Um, what that's her name? I still don't understand what her name is. Julia Carpenter in the comics. That's what they did. I don't like unnecessary name changes. It's like what you're talking about? Actress for some reason? No, no, no, no, it's minor, that's minor. But I'm like they change name.
Speaker 1:But, um, I like how all their stories are classic and they're orphans. I'm like typical spider-man character. There we go. Well, that fits pretty much. Kind of most spider-man's have tragic.
Speaker 1:So I'm saying, was there cannon events? Technically, none of them were orphans. Yeah, I just didn't have the orphan was Dakota. Yeah, but I just did on. Your dad got four. She had the spider people. Oh, he got a goalie. I just did I felt on his dad got the courted. Can I make him an orphan? Orphan, his parents dying? Just say I'd be traumatized and fucking ice kicked on my door and took me away. It's actually none of the kids and none of the teenagers was I said thing into the other way. Yeah, that's how I was like, yes, I said, I said it was actually very top. I Wasn't gonna say the word popular pop, very trendy Back then, a very trendy word back then. I think he's winning the glasses. Oh, hell, rocked the glass.
Speaker 1:Thanks, they made an entire parody movie out of it. Remember cone heads and oh Jesus, the aliens are here. The um, god, what was it in the final, um, final fight was a bit chaotic with all the fireworks, but fine, um, I want to know how much Pepsi. But hey, and our sign kill the bad guy Pepsi, win One million, one million dollars. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. You know what a fuck that up Is that what I put? He went. They would have put Pepsi man in there because, remember, oh, not Pepsi man, oh not, he's an actual superhero.
Speaker 1:Remember, nobody likes coke in that movie. No coke, what's our no coke? Fuck coke, pepsi, you can love. The People say coke and Pepsi are the same thing are fucking wild. It's like, no, they're not your ever see a sweeter? Yeah, go burns. Oh, kind of got that. You know I cook burns what? Yeah, yep, I do.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna get my coke jokes in here now. God damn it. I'm okay back. Well, it's officer possess. So I Mean I was a little disappointed here. I'm gonna get a look.
Speaker 1:Yes, that's my dream. Just be all you want people, that's it. I'm very straight edge. I'm laughing. More so is that I could see your brain clicking, letting your dream. But, yes, just now, you want that it? Yes, sure, but oh god, I Never thought to hear that. Oh god, was it fully playing out? Yes, oh god, I mean very, I mean very straight edge for, like, drink once in a while. I don't do none of that shit, but there's a big ass in front of me online. I might be tempted. I do it. I do it, making my facial expression sometimes on this too. That's why I wish we get. I do it. You're the most peer-pressure little person at this table. Huh, you're the most peer-pressureable, you're pressureable person at this table.
Speaker 1:That's been a joke of mine forever, though. Yeah, I heard. Like a diamond Toxic, really spears a lot to do in this movie. That's part that hurts me the most is they did enough research to remember American Idol and pretty spears toxic, being popular in those points of Time, and then they fuck up with so many other loose small things. I've heard I heard a thing this was a joke. One of my reviewers made knife made me think what hell is? Um, what do these writers that wrote Morbius have on it? They got something on Sony, man, they keep getting work. That's your mind me. Okay, I guess I do have a secondary grip, aside from the 2001 thing, 2001, 911, 911, paramedics going through, racing through fucking New York after 911.
Speaker 1:No one's gonna get the fuck out their way. New York, that's New York. That's perfectly perfect. That's New York. There, new York, are asshole. I love New York. I'm sorry, I'm just, I'm just going in a series of New York sauce East Coast, fuck west coast. And then, uh, what's his name? It just don't try.
Speaker 1:At a scene of a crime, there's no copster blocking off the. My gaps, yeah, it's my gap to kill him. He was barely in the movie. Probably call a. We need a guy to play a fire. Fire chief, my gaps, I'll do it. He wasn't fired, he's just permanent.
Speaker 1:Her medic, what did that? Was like shit. Oh, he's dead. Now me, cassie, I don't know if I can save him, I'm just that, just cuz he killed the burgers, I'm just gonna let it happen. She didn't know her powers yet I get it. I mean, I'm just trying to keep us talking about the movie here before we had talked about a lot in the strippers. No, no, strippers, no, sir. Oh well, I will get my comment. And I I Wanted more of the suits. I did. I actually like the suits. I thought they made nice.
Speaker 1:They're supposed to be adults. Oh, what do you think about the timeline there? Peter's just a baby, and then we have spider-woman, spider-woman, spider oh, yeah, I, I, but that's what? That's one of my things right now. That that bothers me only a little because, no, age-wise, they're gonna be mentoring Peter, no other way around. Peter's mentors them. Yeah, I don't like it. This is them. We'll get into him. It's my third. It's supposed to be the first spider people. Yeah, right here, aside from the ones in Peru.
Speaker 1:Silk was not in the movie, but she could have her own movie. So good, final, yeah. So this is where my question was gonna be. Which timeline is this? I Know that I'm sitting like no, I'm trying to figure out what Sony's doing. Like, what are you doing? Where are you putting this?
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, at the end of the movie this felt very birds of prey to me. Not your birds of prey, that, not that one. Okay, I'm like huh CW, birds of prey, oh God. Which made it worse the way she was in a chair. She turned around and then all of a sudden we got the fucking Oracle in the sky, fucking Well in the ethnic style. Really, honestly, at the end was fine, because it's madam web. Watch those web of life. That way, that's what she does. That is her sole purpose.
Speaker 1:Whatever is a threat to spider people across you unites them like spidey Avengers. They go fuck shit up. The spidey Avengers. That was my big question is which timeline on this cuz me I'm any of this is they're following through on this? We have no idea which one it is and the time of age of all these people's. Fuck. That is a great question, considering this isn't supposed to be a standalone movie. And then we have our whole villain verse. Sony has came out and said it's kind of standalone, but they the movie don't make it seem I don't know. But also remember this is theorized to Sony's iffy now with they want to make their universe but they're they're cooling a Morpheus had a lot of spider-man ties in it.
Speaker 1:They cut a lot of it. Adam Webb they a lot. Andrew Garfield was rumored to have a cameo. He was rumored to have a cameo. He could have just been in there with a beard and I'd have been happy they cut it. They cut it probably because Sony is scared to. Really I Full in the this shit, because they see Marvel's faltering and they don't like it. That's I've read that and I kind of believe it because Marvel is faltering even though the savior is coming. The savior is coming. That pull three, no dead pulling over Is that was where my Theory was coming in play.
Speaker 1:It's like the two people that weren't named Are the ones in Tom Holland's Spider-verse. They never showed us a Ben, they never showed us any of his parents or anything. They only showed you Peter and at May the two people that weren't named dropped the entire movie. I Mean they say what? Oh wait, at May, oh yeah, they didn't. Then they showed that I thought you, I thought you had Mary. Convinced You'll, mary, that's his mom, but I was I'm trying to get, yeah, but they didn't show his father either. I'm saying that the people that they didn't name drop at all, yeah, are the two people in Tom Holland's movie. Yeah, they may, and Peter. So there's the odd coincidence of there that I don't know where they're trying to, don't know what universe. I must say they're really just gonna have a time skip and spider-melly. But again, I'm not.
Speaker 1:I don't like the fact of all the spider women older than Peter like this weird, like they were Drastically older. Think about it for a second. Yes, you do what so we can like older women is shit. What I'm trying to? Okay, fine, what if he's? He makes my mind go. Please, I don't want it to go. Yeah, they're all in their 30s when Peter gets his powers. Yeah, that, yeah, and he'd be 15. Oh, yeah, he'd be like I'm older now. I was giving him. I was giving him 16. I was giving Peter 16, 16 years from now, and they were all teenagers. Well, I don't know again, I don't know what they're fucking. Do I just like that? I don't know.
Speaker 1:That's my one of my gripes with Sony, like what are you doing? What is your plan. You're giving no clear plan. You're just the plan is spider-getten and I don't know if they're gonna be able to get to that point. You want them to do spider-go? No, that's their plan. Their plan is spider-getten. Their final plan is spider-getten. They gonna do it now that they have Toby and Andrew and all that. Yes, that is their plan.
Speaker 1:Well, I'm gonna go see that movie with him. That, no, that's a live-action cosmic. I Want to see me nerd gasm. Oh, there we go, I do, I do anyway, but he's gonna look at me and he's gonna tease me the entire thing. You know what they're gonna flash back to for cosmic spider-man he's gonna punch Hulk in the space, but he went back to the evil. Don't worry, there's not gonna be any other Marvel characters. It sucks. Spider people I'm fine, will just make this thing more law. That word that doesn't help at all Me is a spider person at one point, as many hope they don't have a body.
Speaker 1:I could bring his pop, but he doesn't make sense. There I got my cook message from a co-worker oh jesus, oh man, oh, where were we at? Ray, you, you had a list of things. I Sorry, I didn't understand. I didn't really get the whole.
Speaker 1:This movie is gonna make me want to pull my eyes out like, no, it didn't make. No, I was watching the movie the entire way through. I was watching the movie. Then I was watching Sydney Sweeney, I was watching Dakota Johnson and Anya course, I don't know. Oh, my ornate is coming. I did like Anya was a nerd, though yeah, she's nerd. They're all nerds, all fucking nerds. It's all about science, though it was cool. Sit on, arguably the coolest, I mean, unless Ben Riley was kind of an edge. Lord, don't get me. Start going down despite your first hole. Enough, boy, boy, we already did that by watching this movie. Yeah, the web of life. So you want me to get into our favorite segment of.
Speaker 1:Why wasn't there somebody in the room asking questions? Yeah, sure, I forgot a guy. They the Sony, exact. They bring these ideas to. Yes, love it. Yes, love it. Oh, you know what? Why was? Why didn't Ben question more?
Speaker 1:They're just best friends. You know what? You got three teenagers. Your accuses of kidnapping them. Yeah, I'll watch them for a week. Yeah, I would watch them. I need it. I need her to explain to Ben what's going on in her brain so we can look at her in confusion. They could have so many gold jokes with that. Oh boy, I hope this is the extent of weird stuff I have to deal with in my life, didn't that you? So no, I know they. They nodded a little bit when yeah, they're talking about at the end, when she was, when Gass is in the hospital bed. They're like, well, ben's happy to be an uncle. He don't know responsibility, just fun, that's what he thinks. She won't want her best friend that he's about to get shot. Yes, I went there. Another uncle, ben, the died Channing events.
Speaker 1:So why is Cassandra a paramedic? She obviously didn't care about people up until halfway through the movie. Yeah, that was kind of a lot. She never was a paramedic in any of her comics as far as I know. She had no justification or cared about people enough to want to be a paramedic. More had a bedside manner she had.
Speaker 1:My only explanation is just so they could run a ambulance through a wall. That and to pay off. Apparently, all people, all paramedics ever do is chest compressions. That's. That was the running. You only saw the paramedics doing chest compressions the entire. That's sadly. That was a payoff in the movie where it saved her life. That was why they did it more than once, for a good old fillin. We already got that. It's been put. If uncle Ben I'm gonna keep calling, I'm not gonna call him Ben uncle Ben. If uncle Ben didn't, I've been the fucking the Hudson. I'm gonna call it the Hudson. I might been the Hudson, I don't know, that's never. I didn't dive in a Hudson and pull her off. The credits would have rolled right there.
Speaker 1:2003 plot in a 2024 movie facts. So that was some 2000s cheese boy. That was some cheese. No problem with some cheese, though I probably Scott's Thank you, terminator. That was some cheese. Let's make this movie cheesy, so I'll call this topic the myth busters segment.
Speaker 1:So, falling into water in a car that Struggle, nothing else. Falling into water, bear, paralyzed. I Need somebody to explain that, wouldn't? I need someone to test that to see if that actually works. That was a no. Hit in the face with a firework. That's the blindness, which is fun, which is fine, yeah, that's okay, that one's fine, but she's peril.
Speaker 1:But she went paralyzed because she fell into the water. Granted, with nothing for granted. Hitting water can be like Concrete. Yeah, that way, when she got landed flat on the thing just collapsed. Yeah, the first time she got hit, when he hit her and she went fly, yeah, yeah, landed on her back into the water. He hit her with the Spidey Tom Force, push, fuck, but apparently. But being in the car softened the impact enough where she didn't have any lasting damage other than dying. They didn't see, did the doors? They did the doors close when she fell. Or the doors, yeah, the doors closed, they closed. Yeah, fucking fan bro went down there. He just knew all he had to do is pull it open. He got soup, the water in the family. Yeah, super, he's the Spidey. Remember that Spidey? Yes, I remember every spidey. You know this word.
Speaker 1:Cover that, um, it's actually one of my favorites because it reads Ben for well, the real hero of the movie Taxi Pepsi. No the taxi, oh, no, pinder, I wish. How would it funny If that was no pinters dad or something she stole the move from, do pender. He drove for the wall and ran over the guy. Yeah, dead bulls in the trunk.
Speaker 1:Yeah, um, where was she hiding the taxi? The week long she was in Peru and why was it still available? God damn it. Because we're talking about everything we actually did like about them. We did something that threw me off. Okay, she took the license plates off. Yes, she still had the fucking ID tags on the. Yes, yeah, the taxi itself, that dude. My thing, though, was she took them off and just looks like he chopped them. You know what's a good one? Out of place right here, yeah, and then she's been throwing a trash can and she's been driving Right behind her building at that. She's driving around a unmarked car with no plates in New York City. How I be beyond that shit. Yeah, that's why I'm saying that car would not be available a week later after we can Peru. Hey, we found the car. It's been abandoned. Yeah, let's tow it to the lock. Hey, how about? I love the subway scene. I got a kid, I got a choco. When he's beating the ship Maybe killing, but beating, shot in him, cops.
Speaker 1:I wish one of them cops would probably lay in there like I hope this is the end. The me dealing with spider fucking people. That, oh, no, another one. No ceiling guys, no more sort of ceiling guys. Now, the biggest ripe is so they went into the building that had was on fire and was condemned previously. Yeah, yeah, that's, that's a guy. Yeah, the several people probably died.
Speaker 1:And based off of what they're talking about, mm-hmm Protocol, is not leaving the explosives in the condemned building. Really, over a week, well, well over. Yes, because you had time to board the death and they had time to plant a fuel. Uh-huh, uh-huh. And even if the wall is unstructured, the wall that hit, got hit by the firework, was not was definitely still structured, and a firework is not powerful enough to blow. That's fireworks were TNT. That was literally just a device, holy shit. And Pepsi was advertising. Pepsi, my fireworks. All I can say is that was basically just a river sign so that it displayed it, because it wasn't owned by Pepsi. That's still no. Who the building was on by, though? Maybe it was kingpin. That's why all the explosives were in there. No, that's a whole kingpin is that building was owned by shocker? That's no. No, I'm just my. Don't never have a whole again. My shocker love dies coming back again. I'm a bitch.
Speaker 1:I don't really had anybody else make cover to cobble it, like the timeline problems, but I do want to know. I'm like, where you want to go, where are you going? So do you know where you're going somewhere? Or you just dog following a treat around like? No, they're saying fuck it and throwing darts on a wall. They got three more spider people in a tick and a teaser trailer movie. Hey, they're gonna laugh the ass off. But by some miracle they're peddling all this Mid-tier you know not crap, not gonna say crap. Peddling all this mid-tier kind of bled rushing out. Get it out there stuff. They really care about the script and shit for years down there, like they make the quantity greatest crossover events ever and shit. So it was.
Speaker 1:We had a plan we cook and we was cooking a something up. Let us yeah, we're built, we're building it out of scotch tape and Let us go to picks. But, uh, it's gonna support whatever movie we get. Let us cook, oh right, a sixth grade diorata. Oh Shit, they're going to stony. We might want to see what it looks like. It ain't amazing. It's way a piece off. In the end it got me that a Sir, we might lose a little money on maddam. What it been did. A playstation accounts that's endless. People keep buying those. That's endless. Xbox sending us money now too, xbox is done. That's just done. For what I'm reading, xbox is almost done. They're just doing game pass. Yep, I said everything's just gonna be digital. Now.
Speaker 1:I wish I, I wish I'd go back in time, back in time the when I 360 was a shit. I was so 2003. Yeah, I was. You said that one perfectly had to do it and I was still. I was still. I'm always. That was like 360, right there. I was always been a diehard sony boy. So, everyone, man, playstation 3 sucks 360. What here? To playstation 2 come up, was that roughly then? Yeah, roughly, 360 to before high school 2002, I think, around there. 360, oh, that doesn't sit well. That does not sit well at all. 360 was out. Why is how we got in high school? I know that, yeah, I remember, because I was everyone saying on 360 was the greatest.
Speaker 1:I go back in time, like my friends, my friends, the 360, red ringed senior year, yeah, xbox, anything that exists in a few years, it'll be lucky. If anything exists in a few years, hello world, hello darkness. Playstation 2, gamecube, xbox, all 2002, 2003. The bills were all out in 2003. Hello darkness, my health.
Speaker 1:One of the girls should have said I want playstation. I'm like, yes, perfect. None of them had money. The only one that had money was the one that looked the most like a hoodlum. Yeah, of course, her name again Maddie Franklin. We're seeing her again in a couple weeks. Yeah, you know that one's white, but I don't care about this, it will be so. She's at the park, will be facing her again. You know what threw me off? I'll just call uncle Jonah. Oh, jesus Christ, when she said that, oh yeah, wait what they were reading, the guy was reading the daily bugle. Yeah, that one, that that was another, that was another small great. I got that one to get out Day off Because James is having James.
Speaker 1:He wanted pictures of ceiling man, but they didn't know ceiling man existed. You just created a meme on the internet, thank you. I want pictures of ceiling man. I want pictures of ceiling man. How could Crap 2000? And then it's him without his mask.
Speaker 1:Hmm, one of me thinks, um, they could have. Just, I like seeing baby Peter, don't get me wrong. That was fine, but never not name. But it was obviously Peter. But, um, if they maybe did something different with that and just um made a post credit scene of, but again with MCU, I don't know what the fuck they're gonna do, because just have madam web literally connect with either Andrew oh be spider-man or someone. There, you fucking go, there, you fucking go comes, because apparently Spiderman 4 is gonna take the Sony chip and put it in the MCU anyway, from what I heard. So who the fuck knows? That's literally the last rumor. Spider-man no, I was almost confirmed because I shut, I sent Matt, it was by our Daniel. Rpk leaked that and he's pretty much right all the time. That's spider-man 4 whenever it comes out.
Speaker 1:Disney doesn't own enough of this is gonna connect the MCU to Sony's verse. So Sony the fuck could be just buying their time. Okay, we got everybody's go, let's go wheel it out. We got everything. Now we're in the MCU officially, like I'm for that, because then they got everything in one play box, even though fucking Sony and Marvel don't get along for shit half the time.
Speaker 1:We want spider-man 4 to be grounded. No, no, we want a big, a multi-versal event. Oh, jesus Christ, they want that money again. And then hit, reset, reset. So it's like what the fuck? I just don't, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. Wow, there might have to be an intermission. Folks, I have to pee Once at the movies wasn't enough.
Speaker 1:System Pepsi going right through me. Okay, even Google. We're back, we are back, yeah, but even Google is saying that Cindy Sweeney's character is Julia Carpenter, it's not Julia Cromwell. So it's like somebody fucked up. Yeah, somebody go hold on and like go to the cast list and it'll say Cromwell, yeah, but I'm. But even Google's assigning her the name Julia Carpenter. So it's really funny.
Speaker 1:That's what I've been saying, that's certain. Oh, you're not, you're just saying I was, I'm confused. I'm like I've been saying Julia Cornwall, yeah, that's what they've been calling that, what they call her in the fucking. In the fucking. Yeah, right, there, see, sydney Sweeney has Julia Cromwell. Click on it Carpenter. Yeah, like it did so. Who the fuck can't read that's? And again, that's a minor gripe. I'm like we had JJ doing the script and everything and get her name right.
Speaker 1:So we leave it to this because, yeah, the audience score is drastically high, or compared to what it's being given for the audience. What you're talking? Tomatoes? Yeah, it's the piece. Yeah, that's still not good because they get the little, get tossed over logo, but yeah, and then the reviews are the critics. Like 30 is like that's a little. That's All audiences lower, but verified audience. That's not what you want to trust. Critics have it at 16. Yeah, critics can go to hell. That's the thing, though it's like it's either. When the critics give something low, either the audience loves it or they agree. It's always a 5050 shot. Yeah, I haven't been agreeing with critics at all.
Speaker 1:I think it was. Matt said not much, but it was better than Morbius to me. I was more engaged in that one Morbius. I was just kind of zoned like I don't care much Morbius story was, so it had too many slow points. Yeah, a lot of people call it slow. There were slow moments, but I was engaged most of the time. So I was like slow. I mean I would find it slow. When it was slow, it was trying to explain something to how many moviegoers like they're not gonna know what the hell that means. Like a sony's thing too.
Speaker 1:Sony, you made a madame web movie. There's not many people that know who madame web is. You're not gonna appeal. You're gonna appeal to freaking Comic people who read a lot of comics. So it's like, if you're expecting, I mean they also they're gonna they're getting a lot of their ticket sales Are younger age girls, which makes fucking sense. It's one of the target audiences.
Speaker 1:So what's that say about us? It's a comic film I go to every single one Targeted towards Young female girls. And then we go to the movie and we actually we don't bash the movie, we don't think it's trashed. Well, if you want to make the joke, yes, I am very in touch with my feminine side. If them jokes want to fucking come out, but fucking so. You did that yourself. Yes, I did. What does that say about us, not just you, you don't know. Oh, my god. Well, I guess it's been close to an hour.
Speaker 1:I guess madame web to me is A clunky fun ride. Watch it. Turn into a cult Classic, somehow. Watch it. Yeah, a clunky fun. But I even told him Dakota Chance is not watching the movie, so, as self care, he's very uninterested. Again, she might have thought she was joining the MCU not yet. Give it a. Give it a Spider-Man Fortress. Maybe then they'll call you back. Hey, we're in the MCU now. Now you come back. We see you're just waiting for her to wear More leather.
Speaker 1:I like Dakota Johnson. Dakota Johnson, some good stuff. Not my favorite movie is LRL, bad time at the LRL. But I can't lie and say I haven't seen the 50 shades. Of course I have. I'm gonna be fucking lying if I said I haven't. Yeah, you watched what is it 10 movies. No, it's 3. It actually did 3. Yep, they did all the books. They did all the books.
Speaker 1:She plays Anastasia Steel. I know the name. He put a lot more emphasis on the steel part than he did. He's trying to write the actual porn movie, which it are. Is that movie need a porn? Yeah, it does. It didn't have enough. Oh, my god, it's still one of my favorite.
Speaker 1:You still want to know if you have him pegged on his list, but okay, but closing up, madam, I expected to give it a Like a 4, but give it a 6. Man, after all these reviewers, I was expecting to give it a 2 or a 3. Give it a 6, 5.5 to a 6 somewhere. That's fair. We're all higher than we expected. I'm twice as high. Yeah, 6, it didn't. It wasn't amazing, but it's.
Speaker 1:If you feel like the script was written by AI, sure, it didn't have that weird. No, so much closer to that. It just didn't be a thing for everyone. It didn't offend me like these people made it seem like it was gonna offend me. I'm like this is gonna offend me. Cgi is still bad. That's something people still don't. Yeah, cgi was yeah, like what the fuck Get to whoever a fuck makes jazz. I don't like the movies, but whoever does James Cameron CGI for Avatar. The problem with 10 years yeah, he takes 10 years to make the movies. He actually is in love with his movies. He wants them to be good, like he takes a good 4 or 5 years just to write the story and then he converts to script form and then he goes and hires all the people he needs to make them.
Speaker 1:The reason the second Dravetar movie came out so late was because they needed to make underwater technology to do the movie. One thing I did like, though I got one long last thing. I got a Titanic. They were. They were very. I thought he was one of the first people to actually, as a director, go and film the Titanic on a, but that was still just a camera in a submarine, not necessarily. You know where James Cameron was when 9-11 happened. He was having lunch on the Titanic with Bill Paxton. That's literally where he was when 9-11 happened. They landed on the bow to Titanic and they had lunch in a submarine. That's literally where he was during 9-11. Bill Paxton passed away recipes to Bill Paxton. Now, his son might be the new century.
Speaker 1:But one thing I liked, though another just a quick thing the little snippets we got of them. I liked them in their spider suits. Anya is a very agent type spider woman which she was. She had little gadgets under goggles. Okay, fine, maddie had her spider arms, which is very important. She had her spider arms.
Speaker 1:My favorite thing was they gave a Julia her fucking web. She has those in the comics. I had her thing. She has her web to glow and shit, which I liked as far as I did that so well, they only had to do it for 2 minutes. Of course it's going to look great.
Speaker 1:Now, personal opinion I'm kidding, just giving her the actual power itself. The whole thing about this movie was giving them the powers that nobody actually seen on screen. Well, you see them. Their powers are one. You see their arm. It's weren't hard to do after Tom Holland. Yeah, their vision you only seen them in their costumes and their vision it was a true origin story. A lot of people bitch about origin. It's not a mind of origin story. It's like what do you want to? Just plop them out there? It could work, I guess, but you got to build something. We have characters. We can do that for now. Technically 3 now thanks to Robert Downey Jr, but well, I guess that transitions into Sony vs a whole, whatever the fuck they're doing.
Speaker 1:Got 3 more things to come out this year. One you almost refuse to see Craven the Huntsman. It's going to be a fun time. It's going to be a fun time. Do you have a craven pop for that one? Yes, I do, I got craven. I have Craven. You will have to bring in a lion statue. Don't tempt him, that's not going to fit in his backpack. I could have one on wheels, remember? I go to a school where their mascot is a lion. So it's fine. What's your point, camp? I'm the janitor, I have the keys, geez, but I they might wonder where the statue went, though.
Speaker 1:Sony as a whole, for like a lot of them, is so inconsistent it's not even funny. Like Madame Web and Morbius, I like Madame Web more, but Morbius was not very good. Madame Web was fine. But then again, a lot of people say the Venom movies aren't that good. But I enjoy the hell on the. They enjoy the Venom. We have right. We have Venom. Venom, let there be carnage. And Morbius. You don't know anything about Morbius? Yeah then, madame Web, because we can't really count homecoming, that's MCU, that's not. You can count it because it's Sony helps, but Marvel does a lot of work, but that's where our, our apparent Sony vs Vulture comes from. Yeah, which I don't know what they're doing with that. Still don't know what.
Speaker 1:What are you doing? What's going on? You're trying to look for Spider-Man. I'm watching my home. Maybe Spider-Man 4 will fix some of these issues. Maybe, I don't fucking know what.
Speaker 1:The way you said Spider-Man all the pictures. Jay-jay on the Amazon, what's the pictures of the ceiling man, ceiling guy, ceiling man all the pictures. Have you ever seen those animated cartoons of suction pup guy? Oh god, oh god. That's what I'm picturing now. But I, like you, sony has given no clear roadmap and what the fuck they're doing. That's why I'm so.
Speaker 1:People are so confused like what are you doing? We're having an entire series based on webs. We're having a whole universe called the Spider-Man pretty much cinematic universe, and Spider-Man even in the movies. Well, that's the thing is like we're vaguely aware that they're making these movies to keep the copyrights. Yeah, yeah, but where's the line on the copyright? Because they didn't send any of these characters the entire time they were making old Spider-Man movies. They didn't have Madame Web and any of the Toby and Andrew stuff.
Speaker 1:No, so where's the? You only need to make one movie, as far as I know, based off of history, to keep your copyrights. You're making 4. You already have Spider-Man, spider-verse, part 3 coming out. Where's your place? No, I put your movies in trash. Trash is a little. I get what you're saying. I think it's a little over. That's why I'm trying to say like mid Morbius, whatever you can call it all, and what I mean by trash is like you're making movies to lose money. Okay, that's acceptable, because if you're making a movie about Morbius and Madame Web, everyone in a mama knows who they are. Fuck, that's the problem.
Speaker 1:Venom's different Venom is so connected to characters you can do in this universe or that. The Spider-Man and Venom, those are the two, except they didn't actually connect Venom to Spider-Man. Well, spider Venom? No, not yet, because remember to remember to fucking post credit scene. We got symbiote. There's a piece of Venom in the MCU I don't know it's bleak this way, but and Venom licked the screen when he's seen Spider-Man and he's like what are you doing? That's probably Sony who do like a fucking um press conference or whatever, like Marvel does and lay out your timeline. Can you do that? Yeah, well, unfortunately also, marvel's not keeping to their timelines anymore, so they've revamped it four times since they last showed it. Hold on, they got a pivot, especially more echo, since that was a smash hit.
Speaker 1:Somehow I was not she kind of weird for life for kind of enjoying it. A lot of people didn't like it, that stuff, some of it lands. I still don't know if she's a hero or a villain. Yeah, like what are. Yeah, and that's the other thing we're doing now is we're getting a lot of what's considered anti-heroes. It's not even Venom's fault for that happening either. It's just because we've laid out all these heroes that are all bright and cheery that no longer appeal to people because, but at the same time, though, and get shit done going off of some of the ones that are.
Speaker 1:Venom started off villain, then kind of switched over and it's a full blown hero now, especially when Flash is with him, even with Eddie. Eddie's a good guy, now you got a kid, so it's like they're a good whatever. Um, what's the other one shit? Look at them going.
Speaker 1:Gargan's stint as Venom was so forgettable. I don't forget Gargan was fucking, but they were so fucking. He's the only memorable one I have. Then there's that the mob boss was non-existent, didn't do jack shit, so I throw him into dumpster. That's the one I would throw into dumpster. Matt Gargan, I won't throw. I'll throw Venom into dumpster, but not his scorpion. But you got Flash, you got Eddie, totally fine. I mean, I mean, if you want to, you count Peter, because if you Peter, we still spider-man. But it was the Venom symbiote.
Speaker 1:I don't know, I don't know, but Venom is popular enough to stand on his own two feet. Morbius and Madame Web no, you gotta put some, you gotta put spider-man in there for them. Venom proved he can stand on his two feet with just him shit. So it's like uh, madam web got ceiling guy, not spider-man. Oh god, yeah, he got ceiling guy.
Speaker 1:That because he couldn't say the word spider, they could say spider, they. Just they never put man, spider, people, spider. They never put man in a person. Spider, spider people, spider person, but never spider man, yeah. Or spider woman, apparently, no, never said the word spider woman, which is what they technically all become. Spider woman, the term spider woman, I always oh, spider woman, like which one? There's like five, like stop. And there's where Timothy Longhorn would have a gripe, the one that you want to have conversation with? Oh, no, oh, that's where, uh, spider-man is bull. Yeah, that's, son of a bitch. Put them two in a room.
Speaker 1:I don't know how long Dean's gonna last without throwing fish. It wants to be on. We already told you about that. Oh boy me, what, what you want? If you want to be a guest on night falls bill, we have a facebook page. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, how are we gonna get the people from? Yeah, we're gonna. Yeah, we're gonna get the Philippines people. We'll meet you at the airport in a taxi driven by a guy dressed as to bender or spider-man or, as long as it's not Dakota guaranteed to crash into something. None of us will be wearing a red leather jacket. What do you imagine? There's like a cardboard sign with a name Hi Night Falls. How you doing? Yada, yada, face of Night Falls. How you doing? Let's get in the car.
Speaker 1:How do you illegally smuggle someone into the country? Yeah, giant metal bins, apparently Movies, very popular one, I still don't. Every time I drive past one of those in the country, I'm like, yeah, that person probably, uh, travis Children and shit. Oh my, hey, I have a point. I thought Madame Webb was trapping in on kids for a second To Peru To work for the spider people. You know what my show, you know what I was waiting for? I was waiting for the fucking scene where this I was about to flip shit and die If she, uh, when she left the hotel. It was a dream. But when she left the hotel, went to Peru Uh, you see, going to Peru and came back in the morning I'm like ain't no fucking bitch. I was right, Watch, that was actually in the original script. And then people, you know, don't put that in there, they're gonna tear it out of parks.
Speaker 1:Cassie, where were you? I was out Peru. I was in Peru. What's Peru? Yeah, overnight. That explains the Game of Thrones joke I had, because the entire last two seasons of Game of Thrones it felt like people were teleporting over long distances, over certain, just basically a day.
Speaker 1:What you doing with Jessica Drew there? That is Jessica Drew, right, yeah, jessica Drew, jessica Drew, another Spider Woman. She was not in the movie, but there was a rumor for her to get her own movie for a while, but I don't know what happened. That got pushed. So did the Black Cat, silver Sable movie, which I wanted. They didn't know whether to make her white or black or Asian. They got to do this one.
Speaker 1:Well, my dream cast for Black Cat. It can't happen anymore, or so? You had a dream cast for Black Cat? He would have. He agreed I wanted Sydney to be Black Cat. Is that why you were saying that the entire movie? I just wanted my nod. I wanted the cat to be all black.
Speaker 1:You're like oh, that's a Black Cat, yeah, that's a stray cat. That was a stray cat. They didn't matter what they're doing. That stray cat that was just named Cat Cat. Yeah, yeah, I was mad that they were kind of like oh, I mean, don't make Madame Webbo Cat Lady. That was a very they're making her old Cat Lady.
Speaker 1:That was a very talkative cat. Ow, ow, I don't give a shit. She was hungry. He said I don't give a shit, stop talking to me, just keep giving me my milk, give me my milks. What All he wanted was his milks. Oh, no, sorry, my brain went to the gutter there. Yep, what the fuck? Oh, yoyoy, anything else? What Sonyverse? Sonyverse? No, we don't know. We're looking to the future. Yeah, raven, raven's coming, it's coming, man, it's coming. Boy, it's going to be something I'm still on. I am just fucking. Sony needs to put me in charge of marketing For that movie, raven. Then I'll go to the red carpet.
Speaker 1:I only had one of the things I wanted to bring up in terms of news, since it did happen Just in your first suit. Are you talking about Fantastic Four? Yeah, you talking about Pedro Might as well. Talk about that. Oh, pedro, sure, pedro, since, like full casting was announced, pedro Pescan Still no confirmation who the villain is going to be.
Speaker 1:We just know it's not going to be Dr Dune. Pedro Pedro Pascal, man. Star Wars, blast of us. Marvel. You know the San shit. San shit is him and Sue actually do have a magical childhood.
Speaker 1:Yeah, kirby is I think I'm eyeing to cast. Yeah, you will. No one will ever, ever top Michael Chick-Less's thing ever. That will never be top. I don't care, I think he's already going to be the thing. So we're never even see this actor as thing. What do you mean you think he's? He's already going to be the thing. We did the him in the poster as the thing and in the background we just had his face pet. I would get Michael Chick-Less back. Pays it on him Voice. I don't care, I need it.
Speaker 1:I only gripe with any of the actors I told you guys was is the fact that Pedro is Reeves Reeves. He's the weakest link out of that in terms of all casting. It look like Yep, they got to give him some gray in there. Like you can hide Ben or the thing you can hide him easily just by making him think Vanessa Kirby. I'll buy us to storm Johnny Quinn. John is going to be Johnny Storm After. After watching a bunch of the Eddie videos, I can definitely see him. Eddie Munson Guy, that, no, that that hurts a little bit, because that's one of my dream.
Speaker 1:If I was ever in the comic movie, johnny Storm is one of my dream roles. I'm like, oh man, that that they missed me again. Son of a bitch, your best friend would be Spider-Man again. Yeah, unless you're in the ultimate universe. Oh boy, he's never really played a smart character, so it's going to be hard for me to buy him as a smartest person alive. And he doesn't have a look. No, no, he's not the smartest person alive For most of them, but in most of the comics he has Doom rivals him and Spider-Man. Peter Parker's test scores are equal. He actually says doom is number one, he puts himself at like number two. Unless it's ultimate read, then that read doesn't give a shit who you are. He's and Peter Parker's scores were equal to young Reed Richards. I think it's going to be awkward to him, making him saying scientific things. I can't.
Speaker 1:Would you have preferred to just kept Krasinski? I just don't think he wanted to do it. He didn't want to. No, because he wasn't. He's, he's full on directing. No clue how many movies he would have had to stay on either.
Speaker 1:Like how far they're planning on taking the Fantastic Four? Yeah, I believe the whole reason we're getting a Fantastic Four is just because of fan push. I'm happy Jill and Hall didn't get it, because that would have freely fucked things. Yeah, mysterio yeah, he was one of them. He was offered. He's too busy doing road house.
Speaker 1:We would have had a whole alternate universe type thing, which we might even get anyway, because they're planning on doing a time shift thing. You know how they did with the Ant-Man. We had Ant-Man in the past with his wife being their characters, and we jumped to the future Shield bull crap. We're gonna kind of have the same thing with the Fantastic Four. Like, if you looked at the poster it looked like they were from like the fifties or the sixties. Yeah, yep, it's gotta be the sixties, because if they're going into space, fucking sixties.
Speaker 1:But here's the thing, though. I trust Pedro. I trust Pedro. What did I do? No, I looked up pop fan castings for Mr Fantastic and one of the names on here just made me chuckle. Oh, but continue your point, we'll get to this in a second. Pedro Pascal at least read comic books and make it. I'm just hoping he only didn't get the job because he's already been in Disney for so long, not because he's a magical father. We have kids in this movie. Probably Quick, quick.
Speaker 1:We have another review for Madam Webb from my friend at Lost World of Wonders. It was terrible. I loved it. I actually started up. Everything we have said is that was terrible.
Speaker 1:So this is John Dresensky, number one. Number two on this list might is intriguing. Joseph Gordon Levit. That's an intriguing one. I actually don't like it. Which one, joseph Gordon Levit? Oh, okay, yeah, I think I'm going to go with Adam Driver, who I probably would have referred more as Dr Doom, more than I performed as well. Oh, yeah, I can see that. No, I'd make Kyler right now, ren Howerton from Always Sunny in Philadelphia Okay, john Show no, I would not have said that one.
Speaker 1:Oh. And DeVy Kumar From Arrow to Goa oh, yeah, no. Ben and Ralph would have been fun. Yeah, that hotel was the one I was intrigued by. He's the Green Knight, yeah, okay. Yeah, I see that. Yeah, young John Ham I still have to watch that movie.
Speaker 1:Young John Ham would have been fun. Yeah, he would have fit if he was younger. Yeah, no. Ewan McGregor, oh God, freddie Prinze Jr, too old. Yeah, bonner would have been fun, yeah, no.
Speaker 1:But the one that made me laugh on here was Adam Scott, shawn Sam, sadly, sadly. He would fit. I know he would totally fit for that character, or that made me chuckle. Come on in. Jason, forcément would have been fun. What the fuck you said coming in right? No, you know, jesus Christ. No, jason would work in the MCU somewhere, but I don't think it'd be. Reed, oh my God, not only. Actually, I'm getting the fantasy, for I kind of wanted and I'm a dance show somewhere. I had a little bit of a, a nerd gas and I did. I screen shot at the mat. Apparently the rumored two, two biggest front runners for Dr Doom is Killen Murphy, who I've wanted, and Henry Cavs, and I said neither one of those would have a break with Pedro. I'm fine with either. You give me, either goes. I'm some.
Speaker 1:Only have one instance of Caval being a villain. Cavals he's a, as a wrestling fan would say, he's a career babyface. Tindall he had his heel turned and he died. Wait, no, we're still getting a, a war hammer and Highlander the Highlander. I still love the running joke. It's like what, the what? The war hammer, amazon thing that's going on, just because they're like 50% of the budget is already spending. It's all on many. It's just a running joke on the internet and I'm sure 90 a book in the chair to, and I'm sure 90% of the internet would be. I'm okay with this. Harvey thinks one of those people. Wait a minute, why do I know the seat? The jokes are going to come. I already know it.
Speaker 1:But whatever, if we were out of, if I was at a con, I just wonder is he such a nerd? If I was in line waiting for a Caval autograph, I don't know how long I'd sit up there and blab that man's ear off the lab. Right, I'd have to get dragged about one of the three things he likes building computers and playing video games, warhammer, I mean, he's a D&D guy too, but he loves warhammer more. No, I'll talk D&D with Vindies. That would be the conversation. And the third one is comic books. Yep, so you definitely have.
Speaker 1:Since D&D got brought up a shot out, it's Vindies are related. But I remember one thing, because Matt always I don't think I could sit there and watch it. I watched that. I don't. Matt would have to explain to me what it was. It was Mercer doing it, but it was. It was Vindies that was playing D&D and Mercer was DM. Yeah, 30 minutes. I fucking love it. I would love more of that. I would lie, fucking love it.
Speaker 1:He did a couple with different people, but well, even though I was going to say Cavals, even on record, saying that he missed the phone call of Schneider telling him that he made, that he got, he was playing a game, he was playing World of Warcraft, he was playing World of Warcraft and missed the phone call. I, I, I sent him to describe his house. He didn't even live in the obnoxious house. He's got his house and he's got. Most of my time is spent in the corner where I got my computer and stuff set up and doesn't do cardio. He's got his house. Lift, lift, like what the fuck? That's not all these.
Speaker 1:I love how we got on a Henry Caval tangent, but hey, it's, I mean, it's not hard to do, it's, it's Henry Caval, it's, it's, it's the Caval. And killing Murphy to be fine, but again, killing Murphy so tiny, he's tiny, great actor, great fucking actor, but tiny, that's, that's, you know. That's why I think I prefer Caval over yeah, because I actually I want Doom to be a big guy. He's Doom, he's that fucking Doom. He's purposely big to run but ironically, he don't even need the act.
Speaker 1:That's the part that has Killian in play is they don't need to be. If he's already in the mask, he doesn't need to be in a suit. Which angle are they gonna play? Truly technical, or are they gonna go sorcery? Well, if I'm just saying, once he's in the get up, he only needs to dub what's.
Speaker 1:The mask is on as well. You barely see his lips move anyway. That's never how actors work. If you really want to kill him, to do it, look at Halo. For fuck's sake. That man is never supposed to take off his helmet. Yeah, that's a different problem. What do they do just for the actors sake. They get you more. Oh yeah, the master chief is a human. We don't care. He's fucking master chief. Give us the back of his head. We know he's human. You don't need to see his face. No, but because the actor needs the cred. I am on screen, I'm playing the character here. Here's my face. That's why we had to sign up for the goddamn role.
Speaker 1:Thank you, I'm gonna tell you, though, it wouldn't be Doom. No, I do love the TV show. I need Doom. I need Doom with his magic, because Doom magic is such a. He's so fucking cool. He rivals strange. Yep, I want it. See, see, nope, see. Now people ain't gonna know where to fuck. I want him trained by the Marquia Death too. That's my motherfucker right there.
Speaker 1:That, and I'm going deep into it what? You? Pulling it out, the knowledge. I love it when you do it. Never use pulling out around him, even to pull up. Yeah, I got three imaginary kids. They're not imaginary, but they're considered mine. But they're not, though. I only know two First three. I only know of two. There's a Pinuporn Born in December, day before the birthday. I'm confused. I'm missing something here. I was making a D&D joke. Bronca's gonna bring you a new kid who's like this is not my air, it is, it's Leon's. Yeah, where did this fucking kid come from? You remember that goddess? You tried to screw. I think it was Chase Sinclair's.
Speaker 1:God, I love when we're talking about this, but the Sony versus still technically kind of young, so there ain't that much to really talk about because we don't know what they're really. It's young and out the decline. We don't know what their overall end goal is. Damn, it had the same disease that apparently Madame Webhead is a baby. Yeah, body dysmorphia, but I will make them genetic dyssyndromes. I will make the case, though the body dysmorphia makes perfect sense technically. That was not the case, though. Sony can make great fucking stuff. They gave us the spider-verse movies. Body dysmorphia is not a hereditary disease. They gave us the toby movies, which are fine, andrew movies. I mean, it's just Sony gets a little overwhelming hate for a lot of their stuff that don't work out as well Do I wish they'd put more effort in. Yes, I do no, no, the phone just come out again. A phone has come out, a phone. What's going on? He's looking up hereditary diseases. No, it's not hereditary. Well, I don't think it's hereditary. I don't know what it is yet it sounds made the fuck up. Okay, it sounds made the fuck up.
Speaker 1:I'm ready to do top 10s. I guess we can Kind of. I'm kind of ready to do top 10s, I guess, yeah, because this is going to be a bit so we can make most of this episode our top 10s. There'll be plenty of discussion with their fucking movies. So I hear that one that's going to be talking about movies more than I'm going to be talking about movies. You gotta say why they're there and what movies you like from them, as shit, I would assume. I mean, I mean, okay, but shit.
Speaker 1:Our top 10 for this is top 10 actresses, I figured, since it's a very female lead movie, it makes sense to put that in here, because we already did a top 10 actors list a while back. I don't even remember what podcast episode that was attached to. That's how long it's been since we did actors. I don't Tom Hanks, that was just an interesting point because it was like Michael Keaton. Flash it was flash, it was Keaton. Thank you, keaton.
Speaker 1:That long it's been a few months. It's been months, because when flash came out, november or last year, that was, don't even know that summer of last year, flash. If that flash was not, I got no one. I thought flash was a fall. Why could it be wrong? No, flash is a lot older than you think it is, because flash is already out on Amazon and all that. I thought it was like May or something.
Speaker 1:June, june 16th, 2023. Yeah, yeah, see, summer. So, okay, I guess who's going to start this month? Oh, get a right. Fuck, you too, you got a roll. No, you may go away. The rules have been going. Oh, my days are upstairs now. Fuck, I mean. Yeah, I know, I know, I know. I mean you can just Fuck Put, I'm just tapping it, you're not even. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't thank who, I don't know who. Oh, yeah, there he goes. Like now, oh, this list did, definitely did not work for me. 11, 11. Oh, you went.
Speaker 1:20, okay, okay, so if you roll over, spider-man starts well, but nope, I will say my role mentions to last I got I put like a chunk in there. It's not no watch, only five. So I just go. Okay, and just so people are aware, my top 10 it's technically a top 13, because eight, 10 through eight are ties, because I couldn't leave certain ones out. So before you start I'm putting going to, I'm gonna put two things on record. One Dean has asked me to figure out how well I know him. Yeah, I have a checklist of names that I know he loves and I'm gonna see how many I have written down. I've got eight for sure, two honorable mentions that I know he loves and couldn't be, and I'm also on record. I don't like my top 10. No matter, take it away, spider boy. Well, my number again, there's got. These first three for me are ties. My number 10 is a tie between eight Beckinsale and Megan Fox One of them.
Speaker 1:Thank you, kate. I love Kate Beckinsale ever since underworld. I know salix on my was on my top 10 for her favorite Um female character heroes. So I love underworld. I've also loved a lot Kate Beckinsale, a lot of the lighter stuff, like I love their and click, but I'm samler, I love their. In that, again, there's their looks play a part into this. I'm not gonna lie, I'm trying to. Now I'll play that a little bit. I'm trying to talk about their movies.
Speaker 1:Um, what's the reason you go see the movies, dean? I did like her in a tight leather outfit. Okay, leave me out. I did Megan Fox and she liked to suck. Yeah, underrated. Another reason Kate Beckinsale is on there, underrated gem when she, when she was in bad helsling, when Hugh Jackman Underrated gem like that movie, the rated gem that no one talks about under it was sad that that movie didn't like get more and tied with Megan Fox. Megan Fox was when the first transformers came out. She was the hottest woman on the bucket face of this fucking planet, the people, and now her problem is her face, did she? A lot of Megan Fox, though, is After watching the expendables, for those fun, great and expendables.
Speaker 1:I thought she looked fine in there. Yeah, you did, of course I. Yeah, yeah, as them, joe, I'm expecting them jokes, ceiling and underwear. Yep, ceiling fan underwear, man, I like didn't mind expendables for, but let's see. Oh, another one, underrated one. Matt, matt's gonna print.
Speaker 1:Um, she was in Jennifer's body, horny vampire that's been put. A vampire in a schoolgirl uniform with a home. And have Megan Fox player. What, what's your sister with golem, with golem. Thank you, ted, to her I, okay enough, thought back in sale and fucking. You want to go, or do you want me to go? You're good to go.
Speaker 1:I don't really have a list. It's what I said. I'm just Little bit younger but as yeah, she's only really played. Oh, I've only. She's just played a lot of roles, with one, emma Watson, about 10. Her money I'm surprised my money's that look 10. I thought she I could, but she it's because she didn't really. She's known for her money. She's not reminding. And her next biggest role is being Bell. Yeah, I know, and after that. But I got a couple of those. I got a couple that people like really her she is only in. But so playing the same role for nine movies and then basically having one other big role, it's just yeah. I didn't feel good to put her any higher.
Speaker 1:I was my dilemma too, because I was like, uh see, I don't want, I would try to want to limit to just one movie and I worship you, I'm trying to limit that. But oh, solid, pick, solid. I don't have the. That's a person I don't have to delve into because she's only got right exactly. That's fine. Ten, I'm throwing us off already. Barbara Eden, nice, nice, you're gonna have to probably explain that for some people. I know the reference of genie. It fucking works. It's something I have a couple of old ones. It's kind of it makes me feel I have one.
Speaker 1:I didn't delve much into tv show stuff. I didn't. I have none. It's like I didn't grow. It's like biggest names for my tv shows would be like Amy Joe Johnson's four, my 24 was my tv and it's like I had I had bewitched, I had I dream a chinie, I had, I live lucy, I had, yeah, you know, uh, what the fuck was that one? Andy Griffith, andy Griffith and be my am be. I had them shows If I didn't have pbs cartoons.
Speaker 1:It was that, like I said, there's one, there's one on mine. I won't ever disrespect her. She's like my favorite. There's one, she's not she coming up. There's one. Okay, there you go, j, you're tie for nine, my tie for nine. It's the first three. So my tie for nine origin Okay, first one, I'll just the y 10. First one I'll do it in parts is runi mara.
Speaker 1:That was an emperor. I forgot. I should have known that one. She is there for one fucking role. I know she is there for one role. She should have won best actors. I don't care, I don't know why. The Dragon tattoo was fucking great, fucking great. I just like, and that's about it, though. She's one of them were she was okay in nightmare alley. I mean there's a couple stuff I liked her in, but if that's one, that one role carries her. That's why I love her in mara. I mean she, she, her family owns football teams, is that one? I was like you gotta forget runi mara. If you forget one, I so her name.
Speaker 1:What came on the rough draft? I don't. I don't think I was creating your list at that point and I forgot to go back. But again, I don't want to talk about dry. So that's it.
Speaker 1:Look, she is tied with ania taylor, joy, that one, that one I got I what was? No, she's been in a lot of movies recently that I freaking love. First movie I liked her in, I loved her portrayal of magic in new mutants Cashed a movie all you want. That was not a very good movie, but I loved her as magic. I loved her in a movie called last night in soho. I loved her in that.
Speaker 1:Um, uh, that's Smith, yes, um, she was in the witch. That was her first big role too. That was more than her first role and I love that movie because I love a 24 take out. Sorry, I'm not gonna buy her for mad max, though I don't, I don't, I don't buy her, I'm not buying that one. He was the voice of peach. It's still funny to me. I wonder if there's another one I was gonna mention. Oh, she was in a movie called the menu, which I really like too. So, on you taylor joy again. Like I said, most of these got multiple. Okay, um, what I'm saying? I'm only, I'm one more pie. Thank you, yep. Um, my number nine Usually not the big name, but kind of lover in almost all the roles.
Speaker 1:And Amy Adams, she was on my, she was on my rough, she was on my rough. They thought about her. It much gives her all and almost everything. We ever watch her in lowest lane, a lowest lane. Okay, surprisingly, that's not even listed on her greatest performances. Yeah, my, um, my horn bug arrival. The fighter, sharp object. Yeah, my horn dog is gonna come out, but I, she was a melee airheart and I just mislead you right? Yeah, yep, what? She's an upside pass.
Speaker 1:It starts to the cast for American hustle. Yeah, oh, I love American hustle, I love American hustle. Someone wasn't there. It's probably all here she comes. He couldn't, she would not be denied. Yeah, number nine.
Speaker 1:Oh, jay, it is another zinger. I don't know zinger you you want me to know. Oh, yeah, I got. That's what you're here for. You're for the zingers.
Speaker 1:Now to random. It's Montgomery. Yeah, gold, hit us with them. He wished. Yes, you love that nose twitch. No, please, anything with those shows I love. I love the idea.
Speaker 1:Okay, what are the reasons I actually liked? Uh, what the fuck. Now my brain just took a tumble there. Uh, mcu, when they did the show with vision and want a vision, want a vision. One of the things I really liked about the one division was how they did the tv shows. Yep, and I love the that era shows. I don't know what I can tell you there. It's just Mm-hmm here and out. Here I'll get my final tie, my final tie, my final. I first one here. Here is my old one. Here's my old one Audrey Hepburn. There is my old one. Okay, that one I was never gonna get. We don't bring her that one. Talk about my. That is as much as I love.
Speaker 1:Movie that's one of my favorite things ever. Hollywood culture, hollywood stuff like that is like my fucking. What the fuck. One of those. He was if, if, a nair in between on, he wasn't sure. Audrey Hepburn is like the. It's quite essential. Like I said, I love movies. I love. One of my dreams and I wish I would have followed more is like filmmaking and acting and stuff like that, and Audrey Hepburn is literally personification of old school Hollywood. To me, that's Audrey Hepburn. People will say Elizabeth Taylor, I like Elizabeth Taylor, but I just partial Audrey Hepburn. I can watch breakfast at Tiffany's over and over again. That's the one of the oldest movies I can watch over and over because I love so. I fucking love it. What? No, I got my next one. Um, and who's the other?
Speaker 1:Audrey Hepburn is tied with Salma. I knew that one was on there. I just came up with another questionable one, though. I love Salma Hi. Some likes, and I'm just funny, he told me that he was that you wasn't sure if she was gonna make it because he was torn. Yeah, salma Hi.
Speaker 1:I just recently rewatched from dust till dawn and that fucking she's all my honorable mentions. That fucking table dance boy that she fucking does in there, oh my god. Yeah, uh, your most recent one for her, though oh, wait, wait, oh. Hitman's bodyguard too. I love her and I love her hitman's bodyguard she's. She's like oh, isn't it magic, life magic. She's great in there. She's fucking hot. That's sorry. She's great. I'm trying about her movies. Love her in grown-ups, yes, and I guess 57 years old she's this is 60 and she's still. What the fuck? She's a vampire. Yes, she was in dust till dawn. She was a vampire. I don't think she denies it right now.
Speaker 1:You know, talk about a fucking movie that goes from that switches genre, is mid mid fucking movie. We're a bang. We're a. We're a heist movie. We're on the run. Holy shit, this bar is run by vampires and it's, of course, tarantino and I've had a hand in the script, feet, all right, there you go, there you go.
Speaker 1:Now we're done with my ties and Matt's been crossing. It's been doing good. Yeah, well, he said six names. Yeah, I'm using myself.
Speaker 1:Listening to him, I knew when you get off your cover. I knew that that's my grandma Grand. But he loved my number, my number eight, emma stone. Oh, talking, I'm waiting for it. I knew it's one. Oh, okay, who get from him? He's got a thing. It's a cat that I know. Oh, it's the last I just get talking about. I don't know. Oh, wait, you acted hell. Yeah, she is. I'm just more. I'm just wondering the number at this point.
Speaker 1:I knew she would be on there, but, uh, easy a following, since that zombie land Like the media. Obvious, I'll give me the goat. No, I'll say that one for you. Okay, there's been a goat, you've got to have to go. You're dessert. Even a more recent, even a more? No, wait, I don't even know. Great, I don't even know which one you're counting. Is the obvious one? I was. Is it the cruel? Is that your car? Obvious one, she's attached to the car. Yes, I will get on that. I wanted she might be. I know you'll get on that, thank you. Thank you, madden.
Speaker 1:It's whole list. This is the point of this. Is the R rated list kind of our? No, this isn't all rated, this is not all rated. So we have, we have no, so wanted a top ten actress list and you didn't think we were gonna get on you for this. I'm ready. I wanted it, though.
Speaker 1:This part of the company, part of the game, no, jody foster, hey, I'll take that. One. Taxi driver silence in a lambs. I couldn't put her because it's mainly silence in the lambs for me. She's in my honorable mentions. I couldn't, I couldn't, I couldn't get her because one. I liked her a lot of stuff but loved her. It was silence. The lunch, that was the main one, though I'm not gonna lie. No, but that's a fine pick. Again, that one is. He's in my honor mentions.
Speaker 1:Oh, jody, oh, jody foster, all right, number seven, my number seven, like my number seven, katniss everdeen. You said you weren't sure, but I did have her on the side. I couldn't, I couldn't. I don't got her filmography and I went. I'm like I can't.
Speaker 1:She's in fucking nothing but fucking bangers. That I love. I love the hunger games, jay, I'm sorry, I love the hunger games. We said I'm on a high again because of ballad of songbirds and it's my own fault. I don't know what it is she's. She's closer to the top on mine. She's in the top four. Right, I have questions, what? And I already know it's not her fault, because I sat through the x-men movies. Well, I'm a sneak.
Speaker 1:I liked her as misty. Even don't get JJ talk. She hates her as misty. He thinks she ruined the movie because all they do is that's fucking Jennifer Lawrence. They only care about misty key. Well, bitch about that. It's funny being a hero, being a hero. But yeah, um, I mean she's, and again I love kind of came back a little bit because I was on Netflix.
Speaker 1:I watched in her her comedy, no hard feelings, funny as fuck. I love that. I'm like you know, I just want to pull up her. I mean, we got hunger games, yes, silver linings playbook, which I mentioned. Then you got fucking. She did passengers would, um, there's crack. That turned out to be kind of that was hit or miss. That was hit or miss. I mentioned silver linings playbook, american hustle Great, not not a big role, but yeah, not a big role. But she was in there. Um, x men. We talked about misty hunger games Um, she was in a horror movie called house the end of the street, which she was great in.
Speaker 1:I love that. It just she's been in so much like I couldn't, I couldn't, I couldn't leave Jennifer Florence out, I just couldn't do it. Oh yeah, winter's phone was one of her older one red sparrow. She's a great actor, she's fucking great. So, yep, jennifer Lawrence, I couldn't leave her out with all the fucking. And Well, I'm a fucking movie she's, I don't know, I can't do it, I can't fucking, I don't, because I don't love her like I used to.
Speaker 1:She was like number one for me, like back when, like the first and second hunger games, jennifer Lawrence was it. She got a lot more. Choose you with the roles. What is it? Yeah, jennifer Lawrence was, and not like I said, nope, she still stopped. Then she's still fucking. Oh, bill Scarcer does it.
Speaker 1:Did you have her on the list? You're like, did you think she was off? I didn't write her down on this one, but I that was the one I said I knew you were a question one. I'll add them to it. Uh-huh, yeah, I didn't know if you would have. It doesn't sound like you're probably gonna have Dakota Johnson on here, but I wrote her down on there too. Dakota is an option. Yeah, um, number seven and half away. She was in my, she was on my small list, she was in my, like. When I had it down, like plenty, she was still there. I mean, I like. And her breakout world was princess diaries and kind of slowly Followed it ever since. She played check woman, mm-hmm, did she?
Speaker 1:Though I didn't find it that horrible, jay, I'm sorry, but I will take hand half the way over Halle Berry. That, that fucking movie. I'll only take Halle Berry because of her outfit. That it's fair. Yeah, it's fair. Nothing that's made. That movie is dog water it's. I like the movie for the movie Never I. I recently Disposed of the cap woman movie by dumping out my dog's water dish. That was nothing but slime. I recently discarded that movie. I'm sorry, I eat it. I hate that fucking movie. God Seven oh, he's gonna say Halle Berry at some point if he won't. The list, his list is no null and void. Judy Berlin, judy garland Wow, I'm there speaking of princess diaries.
Speaker 1:There you go, there we go, place like home, there we go. I don't know how many times I've watched that movie. I was forced to watch a lot of like why are you watching this again, grandma? No, I just was in the room. Well, grandma, what do you know? I can visit my eye. Kind of was the same thing with uh, uh, christmas story. Yeah, that Ralph Venus, fuck it, I'm right, I am your eye out kid.
Speaker 1:I'm 29 years old, talking about Audrey Hepburn. Just let that sink in people. That shows me a house. I would read you. Yeah, I just.
Speaker 1:And what were the ones I've named off? Yeah, I'm no better. Yeah, I like to point out that I am very cultured. I'm sorry, I like. We will not disagree with you ever.
Speaker 1:Okay, I keep adding more names to your list as I think about them. Wait, who did? Oh yeah, I don't have one for me that mine, mine might be kind of hard. Yeah, six, my son here here is a fun starts coming. Number six she was just in our guile, christ Dallas Howard. Hey, check, that was the name we were talking about before the names. Again, that this one is Christos Howard is fucking hot, I'm sorry. Well, I gotta be on me. I loved her, our guile, even though that became a bomb. A movie became a big bomb, which is ridiculous, hilarious to me.
Speaker 1:She was great in the Jurassic, jurassic Park movies. I loved it. All the Jurassic world movies as fucking Claire. Um, what the fuck, there's another one. There's another one that I'm missing. I'm missing Christos Howard. Oh, yeah, jurassic Park, no, no, no People, for she was the original Gwen Stacy and spider-man 3, which I thought she was fine. She didn't have a huge role, but she was fine. She was totally outshined by someone later who played Gwen Stacy, but, yeah, I got and the funny thing, she's always special, because it took me forever to realize that's Ron Howard's daughter like, oh, oh, okay, that shit went over my head for years. Oh, that's Ron Howard. Yeah, right, still Howard. Good, yep.
Speaker 1:Number six, emily Blunt. Everyone's a lot more recent, see you, but she's been doing enough, enough, enough. Most roles everyone's most wanted suicidal and, uh, black widow rejection Yep, yep, yep, she's done enough. Like her, even though she doesn't really talk as much in quiet place she did, I love her in quiet place. She's done a lot of good stuff.
Speaker 1:No, no, I need to tell you the joy is young, but a lot of the ones I've said so far a lot of mine are Are a little older now and past their prime. They're like hating is gone. That's kind of where my top 10 went. It's like my top 10 started going into you, I need to tell you the joy is my most is my most recent honor. Yeah, she is. No, no, no, no. There's another one. Number two can be kind of shut eyes. Okay, if it's who, I think it is All right. Oh, I know who your number two is All right.
Speaker 1:Six, oh, okay, right, not so the dread of Fuck it. Jennifer Aniston. There we go. Another one. She's tied to one role for me. I don't like her like everyone else does. That's another one she's done enough for I do like her in it or she can make the list, okay, but it's not like I like her so much to where I can laugh about it. No, she you do with other ones. No, I'm just saying she's one of that. A lot of people love the one, I don't love Jennifer.
Speaker 1:The one thing she has been able to do as far as a guy's perspective here is uh, stay fit. I mean, she was in a long game poly with ben stiller I can still get chuckles out of that and she was in the breakup with bin smart. She was a part of one of my favorite lines in cinematic is three. Now she's been in quite a few movies with adam samler, so just go with it. Solid movie, but adam samler's movies. She's got the murder mystery thing too. Now Does she? Yeah, and she's still gonna shit.
Speaker 1:But you're doing a third four, yeah, what were you gonna say role? Were you gonna say friends? Yeah, yeah, friends, friends, yeah. Well, I'm not gonna lie. I watch reruns of that show every now and then, yep, mm-hmm, it's good show. I'm not a guy that just puts on the season on like Netflix or something and watches. I'll just watch the entirety of it. No, I can't do that. No, oh no, right, exactly, look around my number five, yeah, yeah, I wonder if this one was forgotten. My number five Is jane foster.
Speaker 1:Yourself, natalie portman, nope, on here. I had bad me. I was not like you turn my list got cut off because I know natalie was on here at some point. I was like did you forget natalie corn in pola mean? And for the gamer, listen, please scroll down and forgot there was a fucking character on there. I printed this last minute. It works, so I might have cut something off while I was on it. And again, natalie portman is one of them that has a fucking catalog of fucking movies. Man, like Recency bias.
Speaker 1:I loved her as jane foster. She was one of the two I cut off. Love going that she would be on yours. Loved her as padmate um. Loved her in a v for vendetta Um, foxy, she just keep me. I love she was a child in leon, the professional Act. Child actor nat did great Black swan where she showed her acting chops Like that movie still throws me for a loop.
Speaker 1:It's a dark movie, very dark movie. Now, very, very, very psychological that I wasn't expecting. Like things happen at movie if you were not paying attention you'd wonder what the fuck is going on. Yeah, what? What the fuck is going on? I just want to. I want a quick um Our words.
Speaker 1:I just wanted a quick like refresher if I'm missing any of the you know bigger like movies that she was. Oh no, oh shit, I like they're in a comedy called your highness with Franco and tanny McBride. She could be funny. Hold mountain good movie. Like I said, just nothing. Big bride deserves a Good mention, especially with our comedy stylings Shit. She played jacky kennedy. For god's sake. There was one more. Oh, she was in heat. That was younger. It's one of my favorite mob movies. She was younger in there. Oh, and she was in brothers with jillen hall and fucking. Was it jillen hall? Was it jillen hall? That was, yeah, jillen hall and toby mcquire. Again, not blabbing, but natalie fordman's been in so many movies that I really really like, so I can see she's gotta gather.
Speaker 1:What is jay over your? Just well, so you have no more ties, right? Nope, my ties are done. So you've got four names left. What do you? Got like two names. I got four names left. He's got four names left. So there's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, eight names he hasn't said Is he gonna kick himself if you have some on there? He doesn't say, oh, depends on how, um, what I'm pretty sure he doesn't have on there. So one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, yeah, I'd be surprised. I'd be surprised if he.
Speaker 1:If she's higher on this list, I want to just cross off. Um, so my number five is elizabeth olson. There you go. Okay, there we go. She's.
Speaker 1:She's broken out a lot more since moral, oh, yeah, yeah, I believe I can think she's referred to now is the internet's mommy, the internet's. Yes, this pager is the internet's daddy and he accepts it. Yes, I'm your daddy, but, yeah, I don't talk much there. Now my list becomes shit. But I just wonder why, unless, oh, you told me like they all could be one, I don't have a one. Yeah, I don't have a one. Yeah, I, I didn't really either. But uh, angeline jolie, I guess I associated her too much with just one role.
Speaker 1:What tomb raider? Yeah, I like their tomb raider. I like they're in soul, I like turn in. What salt I like turn, I like through it, as in the turtles One of the things I like about the fucking movie earn gildom edge. Other than that, the, not our.
Speaker 1:She is in my honorable mentions, mr and mrs Smith. Uh, not the amazon special. No, that's completely different. I haven't even yet to watch it and I already know what's different. What do you need, don't? It's not worth it? No, it's really not.
Speaker 1:Zero is not bad, though. It's not bad though. Well, that one was originally a spanish show. I'm just saying I watched all that. That didn't turn out to be bad. I'm definitely gonna watch that one because I love zero.
Speaker 1:Um, fucking Maleficent, that's what I want to say. My legs turn up, but she, she's in a lot. Well, she's one of them. That she's, she's. Oh, no, no, her prime is past. Yes, she was just an eternal set, was their most recent one.
Speaker 1:Who's the assassin? One where you had, uh, salt salt, professor exit. No, no, she's actually had a couple of them. Wanted, oh, wanted, oh, yeah, I was all right. What? Professor Xavier? Yes, that's where I was gonna go back.
Speaker 1:That was a great movie. She's not even the main character, she's the chief side character. Yeah, thank you for first appearance of chris pratt. You're the chief side character. Yeah, thank you for first appearance of chris pratt. He got that before he did Andy, really, yeah, oh, okay, yeah, no secret, I see a lot of mine, a lot of mine.
Speaker 1:Jaden didn't even say, like one other, one of my favorites, julie, go on in 60 seconds. That one's underrated. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, what the fuck was the geek one? Uh, hackers, yeah, hackers, hackers. There you go. That's the first thing I've probably seen her in. Yeah, I love Shaggy. I loved her in. I loved her in Alexander. She did Alexander.
Speaker 1:I just love my historical biopics and Alexander is one of my favorite historical figures, so of course, you could have missed having more of those. Oh, you know what I need to watch? Not that you mentioned it, what Napoleon Napoleon's? Not bad, that was all right. See it. It was the big movie.
Speaker 1:At one point I'm squished. It's hot. We don't go to see everything together. So sometimes I got to, you know, like venture out myself. That happens to be one of them.
Speaker 1:Four Right on the crossing off. Now I'm guaranteeing all four of these are on. My number four is Emma Stoll. Yep, jeez, who did he cut off? Like there's four names on here. I know he loves and I don't know we cut off. We'll find out. He doesn't even need an honorable mention list because you built one for him. I will tell you, though I will tell you some granted, I might have forgot granted.
Speaker 1:But what is your goat Emma, my goat Emma role? It's Gwen Stacy, son of a bitch. It's Gwen Stacy. I just she embodied everything Gwen Stacy is. That role is fucking perfect. I'd give so much just to have her be spider Gwen once. She's getting old. Now she's pushing 40. Just one movie is fine. She's pushing 40. One movie is fine.
Speaker 1:Like Matt said, camille Camille. I loved her in easy a. I loved her in zombie land. She's again. She's got. She's got a fucking great, fucking repertoire of movies. I loved her as Cruella. I thought she was great as Cruella.
Speaker 1:She was in a lot of, a lot of them rom-coms. I liked Shit, fucking crazy, stupid love. She was in the house bunny. She was a bird man, keaton. She was in gangster squad one of my favorite gangster movies. There's nothing but shooting in that motherfucker.
Speaker 1:Her first role was super bad. That is iconic. Now, that was the first role. That was Emma Stone's first role. Super bad. Maybe there was something smaller, but Wikipedia credits Super bad is her first role Breakout. That movie is iconic. I am. I love it. The movie is legendary.
Speaker 1:I just sent you something. No, what? Okay, I guess that that I pretty much said every movie for Emma Stone. So, okay, emma Stone Definitely wasn't the first one. No, I know that. All right.
Speaker 1:So now here's where my lift gets weird and pretty much just ranked based on seniority. At this point, seniority You'll see when I give you these four. Number four Jennifer Lawrence Okay, I don't have a number one, I just drank the. It's like. For all the reasons, I love the. I love the Hunger Games, I've loved her in every role I've seen, watched of her and I haven't seen as much as he has. So, four that woman, I said it, I said it. I said it. I said it. I said it, I said it, I said it.
Speaker 1:Which catwalk? Halle Berry, halle Berry, I'm kidding, I almost walked off set. Don't have a set, by the way. She's still a good actress, like Halle Berry. I don't, I don't love, like everyone else does. I think the first thing I watched her in that I actually did like she was a Bond girl. No, you want to talk Halle Berry a storm, bring that shit to me. Bring that shit to me. Or maybe the Bond girl too. Yeah, my favorite Halle Berry role is one. It's probably storm Again. That's another. Perfect.
Speaker 1:I'm pretty sure you didn't like it when she cut her hair. Though I didn't like that, I liked it. Oh, no, that's because she was Bond girl at that point, I think. But that is, you see, one thing. If I don't have them, I'm like no Halle Berry favorite. How about her weirder appearances? The movie 43. Oh my, I didn't even watch it. I liked her in John Wick, wasn't she the third one? I loved her in John Wick. Yeah, yes, I was right. I loved her in John Wick With the dogs. Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 1:Halle Berry is so down to earth and she just says yeah, I know, all the horny kids love me, I know that. She just accepts it. Yeah, yeah, back in the day. So number three, not my number three, my number. Here we go To me. She's an action icon now To me. I don't know what anyone says and there is extreme bias. Did I just get an honorable mention Just popping in my head because I shouldn't have had it? Extreme by three is Mila Jovich. Yeah, oh, whoa.
Speaker 1:I definitely said number one wasn't going to be missed, but I wasn't expecting it to be that low or well. I mean it's three. It's not low but it's not high. The top, my top five are similar to mass. But it's resident evil. It's fifth element. I mean it's the last thing we watched with her in monster hunter. I believe she don't do.
Speaker 1:She's a mom. She's a mom of three. Our daughter is doing stuff now. Well, she should do a movie with her daughter. She's married to the guy who directed and wrote most of the resident evil. She's a mom of three. We're going to watch it.
Speaker 1:I don't know if you're going to get a little bit more serious, but I'm going to get a little bit more serious. But I'm not sure if they're going to get it. They're going to get it. They're going to get it. They're going to get it. I don't know. You know, I don't know. I don't know most of the Resident Evil movies, paul, don't you? I got a look.
Speaker 1:Now I want to see how old she is. She's 40. She's pushing 50. She's 48. Me and Jovic is 48. And she has I don't know what's her daughter ever Anderson I think that's the one you're talking about ever Three children, including, so four. She has four kids. Like she's in mommy mode. She's kind of. She's kind of she mommy served. Now she mommy served. But I knew it. I was like I know mascot Mila Jovic on there she has, well, by number three, and I said based on seniority and one, I think I'll be surprised that she's not on your list Scarlett Johansson. So that's a name. I'm that's a name on this one.
Speaker 1:But first appearance I ever saw her in was Home Alone 3. And there you go, bring it up, home Alone 3. And then, ever since then, pretty much I didn't know that, by the way, like I didn't recognize, I watched that movie on repeat. I watched the first three Home Alones on repeat a lot, so that I'm too sure the three wasn't exactly. I enjoyed three. I really did. Even I was, as I got older I was just pointing at McCauley Didn't do enough, didn't do any of the others and that franchise went to hell after it. But I enjoyed three. Three was one of the ones I did enjoy. Number three and this, this one's 24.
Speaker 1:Sandra Bullock oh, sandra Bullock, it might be the Blythe Speed, the story of Michael Orr, of course that's the sports movie. Well, she just had a recent one that we had to go see in theaters Lost, the Lost City. We can't contain them. Yep, that's my boy. It does a lot of good comedy movies. It's very versatile. She did one with Melissa McCarthy. Is her name Melissa McCartney? Pete? Yeah, yeah, wait, no, that was Sophia Vergara. I thought, well, I screw that shit up all the time so I could be wrong. No, that's a different movie. That's Sophia and Reese Heap. Maybe Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy.
Speaker 1:Two my number two, okay, my number two. He's already. I have to look up Sandra because that's not helping. My number two is one of my favorite casts of all time. She played Harley Quinn. It's Margot Robbie. It's Margot Robbie, of course she's on this list. What? Of course she's on here? The Heat, the Heat. So I say Heat, I took my fucking denier. Yeah, that's why I got confused. That's my mob movie, the Heat, where you going number one. I'm going to go to the Heat Before you do your number one, though I want to do something, okay, or R2's.
Speaker 1:And then, before he does do number one, margot Robbie, harley Quinn, one of my favorite casts ever. Like Modern Cast. She just embodies that role so perfectly. She did her research. It's fucking great. She even nails the fucking accent. It's fucking great.
Speaker 1:I am sad I probably will never get it now, because she's probably done now, because they're rebooting everything and she's even said she looks forward to seeing who they cast as Harley Quinn because she wants to see how they do the role. And I'm like, yeah, you got Lady Gaga. Oh, my fucking god, you're not looking forward to the same side of Margot. I love Lady Gaga a lot but I just I have to see it. I think again she's never going to be Margot. No one will be Margot Robbie.
Speaker 1:But another thing one of her first roles, wolf of Wall Street, probably in my top 10. Pause that screen every time it opens your legs. When fucking Leo's crawling on his leg to shit, she opened her legs. I'm like, oh, bitch, son of a bitch, love. That's one of her first fucking roles too. That's early Margot Robbie, early Margot Robbie Like shit as love, love her and Barbie. She was great and Barbie. I was not expecting that. What's upon our time in Hollywood Loved her as Sharon T, like they're in Babylon.
Speaker 1:I still have to watch that. I love that movie. It's telling the story of old Hollywood. I love that movie. A little lone thing. She played Jane in Legend of Persia. Oh, a funny thing, she also had a role in producing Saltburn. She produced Saltburn, she produces. No, yes, margot Robbie was a producer on Saltburn. Did you watch that movie? No, not going to. I know the twist, I know the movie now, but I'm not going to watch it. No interest. Asteroid City was that's another Dean scene right at the end. Asteroid City, astro Dammit.
Speaker 1:She's been in a lot of fucking. A voice work trip in Peter Ravage. I got to mention voice work in Peter Ravage. Okay enough, margot Robbie, yes, now you could spend a whole night on her. I could spend a whole night on her, I could, or she could on you. Yeah, here we go. Well, as long as it's conceptual, that shit will be Number two. Shirley Sturron In my honorable mentions Okay, so I know that one.
Speaker 1:That was one of the ones on this list that you cut off Apparently so she couldn't make, she couldn't. No, fairly, she was there, she was there. Why didn't she make it? I couldn't, I couldn't put her variety Got her over Megan Fox, I couldn't get her over Beckinsville. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Was it Fast and Furious? No, that was fine, that was fine. My favorite movie she's in is Atomic Blunt. That's my favorite Shirley Sturron movie.
Speaker 1:I was going to say why she didn't make the list. I can tell you it couldn't. It was like I told you she was on. She's like I couldn't get her over Beckinsville. I couldn't make, I couldn't. Maybe tied her with Beckinsville. So it's down to two names then for Megan Fox. But Megan Fox and I think I know who it is, megan Fox's not tier run in them. Transformers, Just it just held her, it did, it did that shit. That was a fucking time and that was a moment in time. Man, megan Fox and Transformers.
Speaker 1:So I got my number two this year Lucille Ball. What the fuck is that, lucille, lucille Ball? And she's done more than just the show and she's the reason for a whole entire channel existing. You know, lucille Ball had a shitty ass life of alcohol abuse and fucking shitty husbands and getting beat. All this he had a rough life, man. But Lucille Ball had a rough life Didn't stop her from doing what she did. I didn't say that, I'm just speaking the facts. So I like the picture. So I'm down to two. You're gonna like number one.
Speaker 1:Then I've got two names for who your number one is. I'll be surprised if it's not either one of those, but the three names that I have on here that I know you've preached love to before. I knew Jenny Ortega wasn't gonna make it. I knew that I cannot yet, never. A couple years, not yet. But I love Jen Ortega. She was the first name on my honorable mentions. It's like I don't think he'll put her on If you would be an honorable mention. Yes, I love Jen Ortega. Not yet. The other two are pretty much in the same age range, so it's kind of funny.
Speaker 1:Michelle Pfeiffer and Uma Thurman man, uma, you're playing into my Tarantino love. Yeah, it's why they're on the list. But yes, uma, I love Uma. She was 5'11". She's tall too. Fucking 5'11", she's tall. Michelle Pfeiffer yeah, the best catwoman by me.
Speaker 1:And he just gave me a compliment saying that, yeah, what I did? What did I give the? 5'11"? You're tall, what? Oh 5'11". I'm saying oh fuck, you're 5'10". Don't go off my ID. 5'10". I don't do that shit. No, 5'10". Yeah, you're number one, mine, my number one boy, my number one is she's gotten slightly past her time, slightly, but she was literally Hollywood. I'm trying to just give it. She was Hollywood's, she was the Hollywood darling Pretty longest time, like, oh, I love her, I love her. It's. It's ScarJo, it's ScarJo.
Speaker 1:I knew that was going to be his number one Between the two names left. I knew she was number one. I can't stop. You're like he's not leaving Scarlett. Well, now that he's got it out of the way. So the other honorable name that I that I know you love, yeah, and not in top 10 is surprise, it will top 13,.
Speaker 1:Technically, yeah, was Kate Blanchett. She is an honorable man. She is listed. She is. That was the one. No, kate Blanchett is again. It's Lorraine Black. It's one role. I liked her in a lot of stuff, but Lorraine's, lorraine's, yes, but yes, she was, she's in there. She's meant she was in the rough final list. That's why that that was, yes, I love. It's the one film.
Speaker 1:He got the scream out loud take the helmet off. Crank the helmet off. Let that black air flow, take it off. That was because I knew he was going to associate it either to one role or not enough roles that I knew that she wasn't going to be the one number one. Oh, I love piece of Kate Blanchett. Yeah, you're number one up and you're number one. So I like playing this game. So I said that my top four were ranked on seniority. You have a guess who my number one is, because she's older than Charlize. That's the thing it's like, right, that's, it's very few. Her name has not been said yet too, and mine hasn't been said yet either. So the arts could be the same number one, but it's possible, I don't know.
Speaker 1:Sigourney Weaver, oh okay. No, yeah, I didn't even. Yeah, it's not much alien, I don't. No, I liked her in cabinet. No, I liked her in cabinet. No, I liked her in cabinet. She has a lot of sposters. No, sposters, I liked her in cabinet. Yeah, her small role, if you did. Hey, sigourney Weaver, she's done enough. I mean, she was checked with a partial villain for defenders on Netflix, mm-hmm. But it's like, right, she's done a lot. Another Again, but it's not a lot Again. But hey, she's probably in my top 10 for movie lines. Get away from her, you bitch.
Speaker 1:She's a part of one of my favorite franchises. Alien is one of my favorite franchises. She is a part of that Damn dirty. That just reminded me. I forgot I wanted to run through Scarlett Johans Black Widow's obvious. Black Widow's obvious Under the skin. That's one of her underrated ones. My A24. Dude movie, or she's an alien. I'm fucking that one's still.
Speaker 1:Another one that gets rewatched with me a lot. Lucy Rewashing A lot. I don't know why the critics killed that one, just because it got too sci-fi through them or what Lost in translation with fucking Bill Murray Love it. Another, this one underrated, with Joseph Gordon Love it's a rom-com. Don John Love that movie.
Speaker 1:That's where I first got to see her in jeans. Like, believe it or not, she has just a fucking voice. But I liked her and her with Joaquin Fee. She's a voice of a phone and it's still like, why are you arousing me with just your voice? Scarlett Johansson, you have a spell over me. I remember the one movie she does that for. She's an acclaimed voice actor too.
Speaker 1:How she was in, oh God, was that Michael Bay? That didn't be Island, she was in the Island. Yeah, it was Michael Bay. That was with McGregor. Yep, that was when he went.
Speaker 1:But again, why I say a little past? Because she's 39. She's almost to right 40. She's almost 40, man, I mean right, right 40. I like older women, that's Okay. How long did you stare at your Super Bowl commercial? I was like I'm fine with your. Okay, take us away, jay for number one, america's grandma. Rest in peace. Betty White Not that I'm surprised, but I'm not.
Speaker 1:I'm not Grandma's boy. Betty White, did you know that? Mention anything? She's done that where you haven't actually liked her. She's that sassy grandma everyone loves, that's true. Everyone thought she was going to be immortal and it was. Finally, you didn't bring up her and Sandra Bullock in the same movie. No, I didn't. I totally have no. Two deaths. I never thought I'd see Betty White and the Queen. Ah, betty surprised the shit out of me. The Queen I knew was coming at some fucking point. There is no way she no, she's been alive since the dinosaurs were around. So how did you ever see that? You didn't see that come. You did the craving. I'm pretty.
Speaker 1:We've said most of his honorable mentions. How many honorable mentions do you have? Angela Angelouli was there said. Charlie Sturren was there said. Dakota Johnson was in Mono. Blanchett said Blanchett and Johnny Foster. The only one who wasn't said was Michelle Rodriguez, bass and Aperius Letty. Well, I loved her as Olga in Dungeons and Dragons. I don't care, we're the pious there. The only name not said in my honorable mentions. My four honorable mentions were Sandra Bullock, kate Blanchett, salma Hayek. Salma Hayek the only one not said was Jessica Chastain. Jessica Chast, no, I was, you've done a lot too.
Speaker 1:I thought I had forgot. I was mad I thought I had forgotten Jenna Ortega. But I was like, no, she not yet. Maybe after Beale Juice or something, she gets a couple of roles. Now let me tell you, if them rumors come through where she's playing a white tiger and they're gonna have a oh boy, oh boy. We on to something. She ain't gonna be in the screen no more in the Temple franchises. Okay, look, look as dead as the dinosaurs. Yeah, like, how are you gonna salvage that fucking movie? Man, the name of our honorable mentions were not. Well, now we're in bullshit time. No, not really, I just so I don't even care. Oh, I forgot, I've got eight-legged freaks. Scarlett Johansson was an eight-legged freaks. Oh, I love Jenna. I love Scarlett Johansson. Another one I loved her voice work in the Jungle Book. She was. I believe that was the snake.
Speaker 1:Oh, my God, we may want to end this quickly if we want to keep. I hope For our next one because we know our next one's gonna be long. Oh, damn, because we got two parts. We put the top 10s and are actually talking for the movie about an hour or more. We're two hours in easy, oh, okay, awesome. We somehow did it, we did somehow. We made the amount of time for the movie. Every time we do a movie review, we somehow or have the amount of time for the movie, that is it, or more.
Speaker 1:We made Madam Web a quality episode Somehow. We did it. Man, we fucking did it. You did better than SOTY Me Again, I'm not gonna trash the movie. No, bob, I'm not gonna. I can't trash the movie anymore, not unless I've seen it. But yes, I guess that is this episode. I guess Disney is next. I would assume that Our good old Disney roundup Don't say that roundup.
Speaker 1:Talking about Vint Woody's roundup. Yeah, what song do you that's? Those songs are gonna be in the trivia dude. You asked for this. God, I know I asked for this, but I'm not sure which one of the. No, remember your fucking buzzers for that episode, please. I was gonna remind him today. We have an audible reminder now. I don't think I can Doing that. I don't think I can have you guys name the songs, because I don't think you're gonna get the songs correctly. I know we just might end up singing along. Yeah, especially JJ. There are a lot of obscure ones on that list. There are quite a few obscure ones. You're using Spotify. Yeah, there are some. That she's I'm not gonna cheat. Yeah, there are some obscure songs on that list Skiu. Well, that's it. Oh, folks, this is an conversation that takes place. Why don't you have any final things to say? I have not. If you're ever in the Milwaukee Wisconsin area, check out Lost World of Wonders for all your comic and manga needs. Ask for Kelly. Kelly is the best.
