Knightfalls Vale
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Knightfalls Vale
Videogame Legends and the Quest for Cinematic Greatness
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Ever found yourself reminiscing about the rich tapestry of video game history or speculating on the future of gaming? That's exactly what we've got lined up for you in our latest episode – a treasure trove of discussions ranging from the nostalgic charm of classic games to the immersive narratives of today's titles. We kick things off with a look at Palworld, a game that's turning heads with its Pokémon-inspired creatures and armed gameplay, a bold step that could potentially prompt a reaction from Nintendo.
Join us as we navigate the intricate world of video game characters, sharing our personal picks and engaging in spirited debates over the evolution of iconic figures like Ellie from The Last of Us Part II and the ever-formidable Bowser. We also take a moment to dream up the superhero video games that could captivate our imaginations, from a potentially stunning Daredevil game to the high-speed adventures of a Flash title. And it's not just about the characters – every voice line and narrative twist contributes to the legacy of our beloved franchises, from Batman's Arkham saga to the mythological lore of Assassin's Creed.
But that's not all – we go beyond the gameplay to tackle video game adaptations, both on the small screen and in the cinema. We weigh in on the successes and pitfalls of bringing our favorite digital adventures to life, examining the challenges Hollywood faces when translating interactive experiences into film. From the comedic portrayals in the Mario movie to our mixed feelings on the Tomb Raider reboots, we cover the full spectrum of emotions that come with seeing our cherished characters in a new light. So, whether you're a seasoned gamer or just enjoy a good story, this episode is sure to hit the spot with its rich discussion and passionate insights into the world of gaming.
We also would like to apologize for being cut off! We will put up our top 10's on our facebook page. thanks for tuning in!
the hello all, welcome to the night falls bill podcast video game special.
Speaker 3:Originally supposed to be the disney special, but one of our our guest flaked on us today is yet mandatory overtime is the only other video is the only other person we know that is much as as much as a disney uh person as me so we needed somebody else to keep the conversation live outside of lying king thanks star wars I know my disney.
Speaker 4:That's why I'm. The game has to be did you watch?
Speaker 3:wish you watched, wish we could have done it.
Speaker 4:Disney episode wouldn't have had jay jay never won the game show on the best one yeah, I did want to add something up because it's just as much fun.
Speaker 3:uh, name the movie where you play the song for the movie and it's not copyrighted because we're playing a game for it, because you to does it all the fucking time and they don't get copyrighted because otherwise they'd have to have a thing in the description explaining yeah, but I don't know how I would set that up well, you could look up any song from old movies, new movies, whatever new movie movies would get jay jay? I can tell you that. But that's not the topic for today. We're recording video games.
Speaker 2:Dean, we didn't we did a list of before on top ten franchises and I was like I was wanting to do like a video game one, just video games. We all love video games. I was like, well, fucking, why not?
Speaker 3:so it's been it's been a whole fucking year since we did a video game episode anyway and I and I.
Speaker 2:It's a good year for games is actually I'm being a avid gamer up and I got it off. There's a lot of good ones coming out this year I'm looking forward to. So I was like, well it takes a lot for him to actually want a game I play metal gear, I play souls games and I play resident evil.
Speaker 3:That's about it so whatever, there's a winner, he has it. He has a certain class that you, you have to have and I dabbled in the boulders.
Speaker 3:You have to have legendary graphics, you have to have enough story story, whether it just be lore in game or not, and you have to have relatable characters. And last but not least and this helps him as well he could care less about some game stories as long as the character has an ass, because there is a game coming out, still a blade that he wants literally just because of the trailer it's a horny man's dream, man, so horny man's dream, but let's, let's talk about the game that's taking the world by storm right now, pal jays, what happens it's?
Speaker 3:what it's, what happens when?
Speaker 4:you listen to your fans.
Speaker 3:Pokemon with guns pokemon it is so not, but that's how everyone describes it. Yes, there is like we had the start of there are four uh pals I almost caught a pokemon all the way else that actually use guns. You yourself use guns, so it's more like rust or arc, and in our you can tame animals too.
Speaker 2:So it it's just the fact that all of the designs of the pals are so damn similar to pokemon it's ridiculous that one thing is just a fat elective buzz it turns into a giant tank jay is the only one that has played pal world here, so I just figured I'd get that I. I just want to mention it.
Speaker 3:You want me to bring it up on the computer, just be no. No, it's just. It doesn't work on this one anyway, I'm curious.
Speaker 2:I want to see along pal world last, because pokemon nintendo is investigating it's got updates coming what, uh, how special is it to misspells, special that I misspells something. Did you look at your shirt that misspelled, I misspelled, I misspelled I misspelled, I misspelled, I misspelled, I misspelled the stupid thing. I can fix it.
Speaker 1:I'll just take the fucking thing that I, I did, I try to do our post.
Speaker 2:I didn't rush all the facebook post. I did rushing my spelling, sorry people.
Speaker 4:I wasn't even commenting about that. I was kind of sending her message to us.
Speaker 2:Oh, never mind I don't never mind my name. I didn't spell nothing bad in that. I used to.
Speaker 4:I just talked about something else our message false alarm wait our message to us. He said sp-e-i-c-i-l me.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I probably clicked on whatever the fuck special, special, special special we have a spy in our chat now I most likely just clicked on whatever the hell. My phone told me that I don't understand why is spy shall saved in your phone?
Speaker 3:I don't know.
Speaker 2:I used to probably a lot. I probably sounded like it looked like a dumbass to a lot of people, so I don't care.
Speaker 3:This is the conversations I like having here in podcast, special, special. So normally he has things laid out for us as far as what we're going to. What do you have?
Speaker 2:to go to the message. No, I just well, I figured it'd be nice to talk about.
Speaker 4:This was a valley on special yeah, it was.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I just figured it'd be nice to talk about some like classic games versus like new games and like comparing them and like what you got out of what bank your butt from old games.
Speaker 4:That took you like special special spical, spical I have I brought up one topic to bring to this because it's it's a good one. It's a good one which is a month away old versus new games upcoming games, movie adaptations, and then our top 10, which is video game characters yeah but no, like back in the old days, like a game, you could, you could.
Speaker 2:It took you 14, 15 hours to beat the main story of the game. Nowadays you can buy a game. It takes you five hours, eight hours to beat a story, or done boom. I don't feel like it's much bang for your buck anymore.
Speaker 3:Sometimes, no, you don't although which is why pow world is actually winning because it's a 30 dollar game that you can spend hours in and not get anywhere. Not get anywhere. I'm telling, I'm still on the fucking beginner island. I can fly off now and I'm still ain't doing shit. Pals, I still can't do pals, pals, because you have to find a right place to build a base, to have all the right materials. You can see what they have in game right now you have a logging and a stone thing. They don't have an ore place that your pals can just mine from on your base.
Speaker 2:You have to go off and find an ore pile yeah which is bullshit I don't think god, and I think a lot of the older games like look, take some of them. Eight bit games like like old metroid and shit mario I still call some how hard them games were. Nowadays you can just breeze through a fucking game.
Speaker 3:Nowadays of course you can put on hard difficulty. You know they still make platformers and they are still as hard as the old ones. Yeah, platform they're. Just we got so spoiled with 3d games that we it's hard to go back to those some of the best stuff you get out of platformers now is indy indie game.
Speaker 2:Indy studio is making the little platformers.
Speaker 3:I mean a lot of the main platforming games are like don't, I literally went back because I'm a heavy rpg guy. Yeah, I went and played uh blacksmith of the sand kingdom yeah that was just a flat 2d game rpg where you're just moving on the screen collecting materials and defeating monsters then I look at even mario.
Speaker 2:Mario started off as a platformer that is nowhere near a platformer. Now that's 3d.
Speaker 2:Now most of them the closest we get is the uh wonder yeah that they're going back to that, but it's still 3d stuff where you can switch it's like some of them I don't know if they're the same anymore it's like shit even I loved castlevania and I don't think, I don't know if the new castlevania hit me as hard as like somebody old woman, old, that old classic one that's used to play on like demo discs and the shit was fucking great.
Speaker 3:I was actually I'm going back to I'm. I'm actually trying to think of the and this is heavy parentheses here newest castlevania game that came out. It's been a while I don't I think, they've been more digestive indy. I think it's like I've been working a lot of eight years it had to have been eight, ten years ago since the last castlevania came out they've been doing a lot of their anime.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna google about these two talk. I've been working on that a lot, that's been the right thing right now yeah that's working our anime.
Speaker 3:Hey, that was actually I know it's good, I'm just saying that's one of their main especially the uh new series that they came out with, the castlevania moon, or no shit. What was the?
Speaker 4:I didn't watch it well I mean.
Speaker 2:So I think that would have been a. I just I don't know. A game seemed to lack a lot of their, um, a lot of some creativity too. I want more creativity. Wait, what are we googling? What's what's going?
Speaker 4:on, he's trying to figure out castlevania the last one that came out, because a while shit, 2000, something, 2015, 16, that's just it's.
Speaker 3:It's gonna bother me. It's gonna bother me. I did not know there was this many yeah, they count everything.
Speaker 2:This is a game. This is a game. This is a game 2014.
Speaker 3:14 damn, it's almost 10 years ago uh-huh, I was almost right on the goddamn money with that castlevania.
Speaker 2:Lords of shadow 2 yep, yep, that's it, that's it for playstation 3, xbox 360 and pc for fox six we're a dude.
Speaker 3:We're two generations past console yeah, and we're almost to the sixth yeah, they're like.
Speaker 2:No, we're, they're just gonna make their just gonna concentrate on their anime, on their anime on Netflix alt.
Speaker 4:Five of the games nominated for game of the year were sequels and one remake yeah, what this year?
Speaker 3:yeah, yep, you said game of the year. Yeah, I was in boulder's gate.
Speaker 4:Win that boulders gate, one which is technically a sequel, because boulders gate one. Oh, that's fucking right, it's three uh tears of the kingdom yeah, sequel spiderman, two super mario bros wonder yep and then the re, and then, and then the re? One wonders uh technically, it's all remake of resident evil yeah, and remake of resident evil wait was alan wake, two was dominant also yeah, that was one, I was, that was last, okay, but alan wake. Two is sequel and re. The one remake was resident evil or which I knew wasn't gonna win.
Speaker 2:But I was surprised. I got nothing crap.
Speaker 3:No wonder we're getting sick of video games. They're turning into hollywood they're all just making.
Speaker 2:They're starting to realize that. I do like that, though, that the industry starting to realize, oh, we should well to be fair, super mario is just going to keep doing what it keeps doing.
Speaker 4:That's what they sell, no matter what. Just yeah, it's mario.
Speaker 3:Resineate the same thing with wario, anything in that universe? Yeah, sells just because and all the other games are.
Speaker 4:I think the only other surprise technically is alan wake two, but they've been working on alan wake two for a while that's not my list of play yeah, especially after the success of alan wake one survival horror game smolders gate three has been in development for a long ass time. Spider man two was designed to be part of a franchise so I guess the question is is what?
Speaker 3:what's original as of late?
Speaker 4:uh, the best that's.
Speaker 3:That's even a category, isn't it?
Speaker 4:original games best independent game and best indie game. Best indie game, best debut any game was cocoon cocoon ever played it so I couldn't comment. But uh, best independent game is sea of stars.
Speaker 3:I've heard good things about that, not counting that I've heard good things about sea of stars since we're on kind of the games at that, that I don't.
Speaker 2:I don't mind steam, we've never had. I don't think anyone has any boulders gate. One deserves to win the game in a year. I don't think anyone is. What hasn't it got? Dammit that it deserves.
Speaker 3:I heard that wrong yep I heard him not like. I almost thought spire, his spidey fan, was popping out there yeah, I didn't think anybody do I feel spider man got job because it didn't win one award.
Speaker 4:Yes, like I'm, like I'm sorry, but uh, I I'm not gonna argue that, but also I've heard people say it wasn't as good as one, so it was already at a discredit about the same, I know, but that's my issue.
Speaker 2:That's been deal. I did not have no, I wasn't less missions. I felt yeah I wasn't like the other spider man fans like we're really, and I'm a bigger. I almost guarantee I'm a bigger fan than half of them.
Speaker 3:Fucking chuds I did feel like the story went by a little quick my only issue was them not giving yuri levin's all voice actor.
Speaker 2:That was my only issue. That wouldn't wait me.
Speaker 4:That is buddy lot buddy lost to us, darian and I. I, when you were vote, when you were voting for this for fan I voted for yuri. You, I knew you did, but I told you I I was hearing I don't have too much clout due to I? I told you that I thought he was gonna win romanced his ass I won't, I don't know you accidentally romanced his ass I do you want us to go back?
Speaker 3:no, you go back to camp in balder's gate.
Speaker 2:Three I'm sorry I talk to you I think yuri levin thought bring so much of spider man, it's great. So far, the only game.
Speaker 3:I see the fact that is original is skull and bones what's it?
Speaker 4:what is c of stars? I didn't thought the c of stars if stars. That's a good anything. I thought it was an original. It says indy game. Indy games were viewfinder viewfinder dredge, david the diver, I've heard that one cocoon and c of stars.
Speaker 2:Those are the best indy games well, after um game near what was the next?
Speaker 4:um thing that might as well go through the bigger awards and see what we thought best game direction probably not best narrative went to alan wake too, oof, which is kind of a surprise when it when you beat out balder's gate.
Speaker 2:Cyberpunk, final fantasy 16 and spider man too yeah, like I said, alan wakes, the survival horror game. I definitely want to get into that. I might try it there.
Speaker 3:There are narratives usually when it doesn't matter. Yeah, horror, survival games, no matter what, the narrative is a uh, best music score going to final fantasy.
Speaker 2:Very little surprise there that's not surprising best performance we just talked about yeah, that, we just talked about that one best indy game.
Speaker 4:We just said, best ongoing game goes to cyberpunk. It's a kind of a surprise, but it's redeemed itself.
Speaker 2:They have fixed that game to the best of their is ridiculous that I was so excited for that game. It was a fucking mess. I could barely play it, and they have made it playable.
Speaker 3:They have fixed it. It still feels like a mess. I went back to play it. Well, everyone says they fixed it or they fixed it better.
Speaker 2:It's playable and I. I still haven't actually beaten the story, that's I'm just saying I I'm gonna want to go back and try it and I have the fucking dlc too, jem, and also it was the same people that did witcher so I was also extremely, oh yes what else we got best vr game resident evil village oh, plain, ha ha ha.
Speaker 3:You know, that's something none of us have yet of here yeah I couldn't play village in vr. Imagine we run around lady d chasing me all over, okay no, you're gonna be one of those assholes that mods in a swatter so you can just run through the door and swatter ass each and run away best action game?
Speaker 4:armored core six. I don't think as a franchise. Most of us have probably played. I'm like yeah, I'm like yeah, yeah, armor I may have played one I may have won one too, but I got it over dead island, ghost runner to high-fi rush and remnant to well, uh, adventure game zelda, though surprised there yeah, it's not surprising uh shit, you can build in that game.
Speaker 3:Yep, any game that has building mechanics usually is a strong contender, which is why I'm kind of addicted to power like I can build whatever the fuck I want there best role playing game ballersgate what else was that made for that?
Speaker 4:uh I forget six fine fantasy 16. See if stars starfield and uh honorable, honorable shadow to lies of p, that's gotten a lot of cred too lies of peace.
Speaker 2:That's a very interesting it's a soul's game, it's panocchio unfortunately it's got the worst.
Speaker 4:Oh, here it comes worst named skill tree in existence. What's the name? Of the skill tree p organ, that's the p dot organ they do realize the penis is an or yes they did that on purpose yes, a lot of people were mad at that.
Speaker 2:Lies to be got no love, got hardly got anything they win it.
Speaker 4:It went against a couple juggernauts uh best fighting game street. That was my win.
Speaker 2:That was thank you, I love mortal combat one, but that was street fighter.
Speaker 3:Six is when street fighter six puts so much into their game yeah, they gave me jiggle physics.
Speaker 2:Damn right, y'all heard that, right quality he hasn't had.
Speaker 3:I'm not gonna follow that category up off that I'm not gonna fall.
Speaker 4:No, the next category was best family game super mario rose wonder yeah, those, those, those have jiggle physics in them too, yeah that's simon strategy game pikmin four oh my god, I forget pikmin, still alive and doing shit I have a mobile game, pikmin I don't know. So this is my usual genre outside of jrpgs. Best racing slash sports games fought forzor motorsport that is always up there yeah, but the contenders were ea sports, fc 24, f 123, hot wheels and the crew motor fest.
Speaker 2:The crew the crew's one of them games that came out with the original playstation. That would have had a lot of. That's one of them games that promised you a lot and it didn't deliver much.
Speaker 4:It still isn't yeah, are you mad that best multiplayer game was balder's gate, when, uh, you had, uh, the oblo is street fighter and mark super mario bros not really, not really.
Speaker 2:I I don't play like fighting games online because you can't even have fun on there. So you're gonna find some try hard and they're gonna make you feel stupid.
Speaker 4:Same thing with sports games this was the probably the biggest surprise to this one was the biggest price for me was best adaptation best adaptation yes what are we out there?
Speaker 4:oh, the winner was the last of us yeah, last of us won I was surprised that one over super mario bros and this is talking shows yeah, movies, movies, just an adaptation to feature length because super mario bros took the world by storm yeah, and it didn't win. I was surprised, super mario bros wasn't there, besides mario cassilvania nocturne grand turismo nocturne. That was the name twist, twisted metal, all twisted metal and super mario, I was not expecting to like that show that's what I can watch it, it's on pika sweet tooth that's made the show he's played by samoa joe, a wrestler and voiced not and voiced by
Speaker 3:he's voiced by somebody else, which is weird how the fuck did you watch that?
Speaker 2:that's on pika internet, oh jesus christ hey, piracy is becoming legal they're forcing us into it or you can just man, I pay for shit, I don't know I'm like I don't make as much as you.
Speaker 3:I have to choose what I pay for. I have to choose you. Oh, I want that.
Speaker 2:Okay, here we go it's bad of my cards saved everywhere. Oh bye oh bye.
Speaker 3:The government's not going to be afraid of you sweet tooth anthony mackey was in that he did a great job as john doe.
Speaker 4:You know. Guess who the voice was? I thought it was him. I had to confirm, will arnett? I am the go batman.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, you know, sometimes you don't actually hear his voice when you're listening to sweet tooth. I don't know if it's because the body is transposed with that voice or not uh, final one.
Speaker 4:Final one basically, because I don't think we care about eastward's all that much. No, most anticipated game was final fantasy seven rebirth of course with honorable mentions to hey these two like a dragon infinite wealth, star wars, outlaws and technically, I am so on the fence about infinite wealth because I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2:I don't know what it is star wars outlaws looks cool, but star wars games look cool in trailers and they end up sucking yep, won't know until it comes out what you know what?
Speaker 3:no, I'm gonna wait on his opinion, not outlaws, before I bite, or are you not?
Speaker 4:enough. You have no idea what the last star wars game I played is the last stories game you played was it battlefront was something about the remake of battlefront oh god oh no, and I haven't played any of them, since I haven't played any of the jedi fallen orders what those?
Speaker 2:are actually good ones I know, those are ones camera and my hands in right here. Yep, what is poncho? Yes why every time he comes like I talk about his poncho because it's legendary what is poncho?
Speaker 3:the man said if you ever put me in live action, I need my poncho. He'll do it, he's ready. The funny thing is mar camel and him actually do really well together he's ready to play and the funny thing is, that means we have two jokers on screen he is ready to play.
Speaker 2:Calc has this live action.
Speaker 3:He is maybe one and a half joker they call him.
Speaker 2:Call me j that you know why? That is because because one brother said don't you use the name. You can't use the name joker's joker is more that. I just thought of something. Why joker's more protected than bat?
Speaker 3:for fuck's sake, you're getting joker in suicide squad. They had to sell the game even more, putting joker in an alternate universe I have a meme.
Speaker 2:I'm a little iffy on his voice, but I have a meme.
Speaker 3:I gotta find a meme, yep oh boy the memes, the memes, but that's how much that game had to be sold I'm gonna try it now I, I just for him, not just the joke.
Speaker 2:No, I watched the on playstation I video popped up. I need to learn more about new ivy. Oh, watch this, okay, okay because supposedly this game takes place after night well, and I gotta respect it to, it's the last performance of kevin conroy as batman.
Speaker 3:It's one of the main reasons I was doing it. I want, I want you know it's weird for me, sanas, but I wanted to be stalked by batman.
Speaker 2:Hmm, in that game you're stalked by batman everywhere oh jeez, tyra, strong's back is harley quinn, which is great I still regret heard not coming back in line for that I wouldn't back in line, she wasn't there she voiced my childhood man. She wasn't there I have the record for waiting in lines at cons.
Speaker 3:Hee, hee, weenie I did, I did, didn't even wait line I, I got power rangers and, uh, steve, steve from blues clues. That's how much of an oddball I was. Because I didn't want to wait in line and I'm just brown, because his was too damn long and I'm just sitting here like, and I didn't have anything for none of my lines were that obnoxious, except for um, uh, oh, we got a meme.
Speaker 2:We're looking at a meme.
Speaker 3:People, oh god evil wins that when you spend your whole life fighting evil. But evil wins oscar twice.
Speaker 4:It's just batman joker's got two oscars, yo hence why jack on phoenix?
Speaker 3:and heath yep, he got his after death, though, didn't? Yeah, I don't like to dig.
Speaker 2:I don't. I don't like that because a lot of people say he got it. Simply, I know he did not. He played the role great. I've come more around to it the more I've read, because I just rewatched all three, just rewatched. This is fucking about video games. Even though batman's been in video games, batman is just he's got the rickam's trilogy it's everything plus well, he has more than that. He's had freaking sega games I love how you said r-com trilogy plus one, because everyone's, like you, forgot origins.
Speaker 4:Origins is technically in there, but it's called the r-com trilogy.
Speaker 3:Still, yeah, there's more games I did, like origins, but it wasn't like it was a little it was it.
Speaker 2:It was too different to be feel like I liked it because troye bakker voiced joker and I love troye bakker voice and joker he does my least. Favorite one was the last one r-com r-com knight was your least favorite it was too.
Speaker 3:You had to have the fucking batmobile for everything I didn't like it out.
Speaker 4:No, I didn't like where they I I just thought With what they done with the original ones, because technically Red Hood was a guest care was a downloadable character. You could buy for one of the two beforehand to yeah. And then you do the Jason Todd storyline with Arkham Knight.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, that was gonna say that insult, it was it was kind of insulting that insulted me because the interest Arkham, I'm like I know who that is, I know who that is, you fuck. Yeah, that was insulting, I know that is.
Speaker 3:Everything he said, you were like, yeah, you're not fooling anyone. And then the whole game Batman's like I don't know who this is, mm-hmm, I will figure it out. And then, all of a sudden, they revealed it, and then you had Batman going.
Speaker 2:My, you know, my favorite part that game was I was so disappointed. I was like, oh, I'm not gonna get Joker in this game. He's there, the whole game, just in Bruce's head.
Speaker 3:Joker.
Speaker 4:I did like that foreshadow. They did play that out. Yeah, they play that I did like that out I. Thought.
Speaker 3:Scarecrow was gonna be a bit more than what he was.
Speaker 4:What I love the Batman's biggest villain was himself.
Speaker 3:Then what other villains did we? Oh yeah, we got, we got mr Pig.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he was a side thing, that was actually nice Hush Hush was in two or three.
Speaker 3:Yes, it was three because you had to figure out who was trying to steal.
Speaker 4:I just don't, I just was murdering people and stealing my, my brain is just blurring the two and it's not hard to do.
Speaker 3:Yeah, two and three kind of. I try to remember, like this Arkham City.
Speaker 2:The middle one was freeze. Mr Freeze was a big part of the middle and the doctor Hugo string.
Speaker 4:Hugo string. Yeah, and what?
Speaker 2:was that horrible dumbass? Death, stroke, boss fight and I was fucking horrible that was those organs.
Speaker 4:Oh, that shit was horrible. Square fight in origins. Did you only fight him in origins?
Speaker 2:I think he was an Arkham Knight too, was he?
Speaker 4:no, no, we don't need an answer because you only thought, you only fought Bain in origins.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I Don't paint. Yeah, yeah, baby had a coat on and shit was young Bain.
Speaker 4:Well, yeah, it was prevent him Bain. Yeah, for most of it Bain had no issues figuring out who Batman was.
Speaker 2:Mr Wayne, only origins. Okay, yeah, that's was that horrible ass. Fucking boss fight, he's shit, even the fucking why?
Speaker 3:oh, that's because in all of the games they gave you the bat flex skin. I'm like why is this label bat flick versus death stroke? We didn't get that. We didn't get that in live-action. We were teased, but we didn't get it.
Speaker 2:I like that. I like that rock steady is kind of still because rock steady is doing a suicide squad game that there's a bit, but I have not heard great things about that game.
Speaker 4:I haven't either.
Speaker 2:I have not either. I've heard it's. I've heard it's a little messy, but they're trying to promote giving you free stuff. You're getting everything. You're giving free updates, so I want to support it, but I hope it's not.
Speaker 3:That's probably the one good thing about it. It's they're trying to redeem themselves after like Joker you get into Joker DLC for free who did Gotham Knights.
Speaker 4:Oh, that piece. I don't know who the company did it.
Speaker 3:But they're trying a story wasn't bad with.
Speaker 4:The mechanics were weren't great. The story itself wasn't bad.
Speaker 3:It's decide missions in the build-up to the actual story of the message left by Batman for his kids.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, that was a solid concept, failed execution. Yeah, yeah, and I don't know what they did. Suicide school. I thought the rumor was rock steady wants to do a superman game, but they keep saying they are.
Speaker 4:It's on the list, maybe there's several superheroes that could get their own game I'd be okay with.
Speaker 2:Spider-man and Batman get plenty and no one else did that. I'm surprised that pool ain't got no dead pools kind of Endorment that, that's why you WB games Montreal.
Speaker 3:Yep, that's it. Origins.
Speaker 2:But, I yeah, I didn't think Arkham origins was a horrible game solid to see.
Speaker 3:That's why it was solid story. Horrible execution, warner Bros.
Speaker 2:Warner Bros, I just. I love Batman. I don't care that.
Speaker 3:I mean still talking video game. So it counts.
Speaker 4:what other superheroes could you see being a Solid? Well, let's see, we got spider-man.
Speaker 2:We're getting over in. Wolverine is getting one.
Speaker 3:I Would love to see and this is just because me and Dean love street level fighters and they seem to do the best as far as video games dare devil dare devil, I feel would be very close to a predator, the predator. It would be awesome because it would force you to Basically have a blank screen and fight.
Speaker 4:That's an icon but they wouldn't do it that way.
Speaker 3:They wouldn't do it that one.
Speaker 2:I want that. I think is pretty much happening because of spider-man 2 of Venom game, but I can almost guarantee you they should do it for fights, though it's on the act is working on a Venom game just because the time you got to play as Venom, which was so fun and You're talking this, but he deserves another deadpool.
Speaker 3:Deadpool deserves another.
Speaker 4:But it would be so hard to beat the classic it would be so hard technically what you would be, dare devil would implement a lot more stealth. I with With like turning power, if he took found ways to turn powers off or whatever, and you for fighting people in dark.
Speaker 3:There are interesting concepts where you could do that and it would work out and this is just the fandom, but I wouldn't mind a whole game where it isn't just rampage.
Speaker 2:So I'm gonna tell you some whole games. Start off. Fun for an hour.
Speaker 4:Then they're so fucking boring. You know what game just popped my head that I wouldn't mind. Mind, but Captain America and World War two, oh yeah, that'd be great beat non Nazis.
Speaker 3:Yeah, helping out the Allied forces modern warfare. There you go. Go back to World War two. I captain America that actually uses guns.
Speaker 4:Shield, but and yeah, but, yeah. We talked about Superman, wonder, wonder could you do an Iron man one?
Speaker 3:They already have VR and stuff like that, so I don't it has to be VR, yeah.
Speaker 2:Suicide Squad is getting one.
Speaker 3:There I would. I would love a proper and I mean proper villains game.
Speaker 2:Fantastic four could be.
Speaker 3:they've had games at a flop no because they would fuck it up the same way they do did Guardians of the Galaxy, where you only play as one character and you team up with oh but it.
Speaker 4:But there are aspects. If they changed things you could get a mixture of that and Gotham Knights, Mesh together, choose a character and you go off and do things. Yeah, with missions and team ups, you know.
Speaker 3:I suppose there's that I'm saying that game would have great possibilities for cameos, considering his favorite hero and others.
Speaker 4:But you were a responsibility. X-men would be too difficult. You could only have to be able to do certain characters.
Speaker 3:You know, there is a game that was in the past that I actually liked the concept of, but it was also executed horribly. It was the X-Men game, where you created a character and you had a Powers. You borrowed your powers from outside characters. It was a gene thing, part of me, things I see you bring back ultimate alliance. They did play as everybody they did, but it was only for the switch and you'd never played. I Tried to get you to play ultimate alliance three. Serenity what that?
Speaker 2:shit on a PlayStation.
Speaker 4:Is there any other notable DC characters? We made the top.
Speaker 3:He made you get a switch Just for it.
Speaker 4:Yeah, we only brought two DC characters. I didn't get DC characters wonder woman, maybe X-men destiny was flash would be too hard.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it would be hard to execute the speed yeah.
Speaker 4:Green arrow could.
Speaker 3:Green arrow would be a Batman-ish game, but you're using arrows and yeah. You can switch up your trick arrows. That would be kind of cool.
Speaker 2:The problem you level up and create new trick arrows when you run out of roads, it's like how to fuck you to make a full flow. See, that's the problem with that's why, well, when it that's where the Captain America Was an interesting concept.
Speaker 4:Go to World War two is a different concept.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you had plenty of villains. Then to and you also had possibilities of cameos for, like the what the hell was our team the monster? The monster people that are coming getting a show or whatever no enough, not DC, the Marvel has their own Monsters, that patients of a war. That that. Oddly enough, why am I forgetting? As fuck I hate when my brain blanks out. I.
Speaker 4:Can't help you.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you're giving me nothing to help. That's a problem I.
Speaker 3:Need, like Sam L Jackson plays them now. Nick Fury, nick Fury, nick Fury Nick Fury's dad. I have to say that because in comics now it's his dad. Yeah, he ran the team.
Speaker 4:Oh the.
Speaker 3:What's what they actually showed up in the movies?
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's what movies? What is the water? Oh, what are they called fuck?
Speaker 3:It's gonna I.
Speaker 4:Barbers. I'm calling it Steve's Barbershop, or Ted.
Speaker 3:Howling commandos howling commandos yes, that would be a nice addition if they did a Captain America game.
Speaker 4:I mean you, I mean having the Bucky, having all of Bucky story energy would give you Fred Pitching game ideas. Here you go.
Speaker 3:Perfect fucking Captain America game would be playing all of Captain America story in World War 2 and then DLC just being Bucky, the same way they did spider-man, where you got Miles Morales and then boom.
Speaker 4:That gave to also a sequel, though, if you do the story well enough, where you could do a winter soldier, uh-huh, secondary.
Speaker 3:Yep, that's what I'm talking about, mm-hmm. Same way they did miles. Miles didn't need to be its own fucking game, but it did. Yeah here because it did. When you play that game, it feels like DLC.
Speaker 4:Yeah, and you're getting another one.
Speaker 3:That actually makes sense after spider-man 2 yeah but then spider-man 3 Will be every boy spoilers the end of spider-man 2. Peter Parker, you're just mad you're getting silk.
Speaker 2:Oh my, my sound.
Speaker 3:I told you, do your buttons.
Speaker 2:Oh, you want me to record that, just yeah.
Speaker 3:Record your butt. I gave you the buttons for a reason so you have the one that goes.
Speaker 4:So what you're telling me is, if it, even when this, ever pays off. He's soundboard guy. Yeah.
Speaker 3:He loves the podcast so much he loves all the Other stuff he's he can be soundboard guy. He's already pop guy.
Speaker 4:Dean loves to play with his toys.
Speaker 3:Yes, that's not a lie. We've we've heavily established that lore in this podcast.
Speaker 2:Lord, it's just Lord. Oh, I have Lord.
Speaker 3:If you listen to our podcast, you're the one person that actually does have characterization. I'm a character, oh god. Everybody can figure you out by listening to this podcast. I'm a character, my god what do? They get from that? Oh well, he's probably the brains of the operation operation, but who knows?
Speaker 4:and now she's like what did he get from me? I'm not the brains of the on the on the of the operation, I'm the only one with a working brain. I'll give you that.
Speaker 2:Jays turn on and off too often.
Speaker 3:I'll be sitting here. I have the fucking information. Why is it not fucking?
Speaker 4:coming out. We're lucky if you, jays, works and I at least.
Speaker 3:I at least have a fucking reason for it.
Speaker 2:Dean's brain works. It's just narrowed mind Go and mine goes. It has a tendency to go all over place.
Speaker 4:Doug tunnel.
Speaker 3:There's a reason why we. I am done, oh god you get to get that as a flocked pop.
Speaker 2:I do have it. I have it, you do okay, congratulations. Flock flocked hot topic exclusive.
Speaker 3:Doug. Um, I just noticed something about your pops, what you can tell you're a Sony exclusive. Whoa yeah.
Speaker 4:Let me tell you there as an evils and I'm not even about everything- this.
Speaker 3:This would have been another reason to have JJ here, because the Xbox talk. He'd have been able to give us more that, because we're all. We're all so, but you play all.
Speaker 4:He doesn't play a lot of the Xbox because he doesn't. He doesn't like play Halo.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he doesn't believe any of the exclusives of him I think about I.
Speaker 3:Mean, he doesn't play Gears support. No, he doesn't play any of those big ones, no.
Speaker 2:There's another thing I wanted to talk about, just because we're talking about some talk about long-running series. We talked about Arkham, which Arkham was pretty well. Spider-man is consistent. There's first two games in a DLC when miles were great, all the art, the bat, arkham games were great. I come want. The first one was great. Second one was great Arkham Knight could have been. No. What's worse, arkham Knight or origins? Arkham Knight are you think? You think origins. I like this.
Speaker 4:I like that, the story for orange, and better than I liked Arkham Knight.
Speaker 3:So origin story was better.
Speaker 4:Yeah, okay, I didn't feel like nights the worst thing about Arkham Knight or Arkham origins was the pain figured out and Was hilarious because of what we knew in.
Speaker 3:Where did we get Bane?
Speaker 4:It was in one, wasn't it? No, it's Arkham City. I think that we got me a city.
Speaker 3:Yeah city where we had his base, where it was all the teddy bears.
Speaker 2:Hey, it took me a bit though it took me a bit in the first Arkham Asylum, so I remember when you get caught in one of them scarecrow things. I thought my game was broke like bro. What the fuck? It took me like a day to figure out Start the game. I broke this part of the game so I broke a controller during Arkham City, but how One of Batman's glides wouldn't work.
Speaker 4:One of it. One of the achievements in Arkham City was you had to, maybe. You had to drop a certain amount and then go up to get high enough to get to a reach a certain point, and it took Me an hour and a half to get it.
Speaker 2:Oh my, Wait, a ridler trophy or something no no, because I was.
Speaker 4:I was trying to hundred percent it.
Speaker 3:Oh, trophy. And you know when you want a platinum did. Oh wait, your trophy hunter on that one I was.
Speaker 4:I stopped since.
Speaker 3:I love how that's a replacement a $60 controller will do that to someone certain games that just turn you into a trophy hunter. When you start just Accumulating trophies, you're like, okay, now I got this is why Pokemon is such a bad idea. This is the sad part about power worlds is it actually does give you achievements through Xbox and you're playing this and you're wondering what is there? And I haven't taken a look at the achievements at all, oh.
Speaker 4:Where were you trying to go with your tan? I?
Speaker 2:didn't know. I just I like the um, I like the Scarecrow missions, I really did no, you were talking about what was a long lasting series. Oh no, I was no. Yeah, because the Ark consistency of Ark one I wanted to talk about, because it literally starts so great and then it's lost its way. I don't care, that's a sass, it's great.
Speaker 4:I, I Love us, that's a since trade has gone so far off the rails, and I'm surprised after revelations, it literally lost its way.
Speaker 2:There is one character for my top 10 from assassin.
Speaker 3:No more. I don't know what about. I want to talk. I don't know what about? No more. Desmond made it harder for them to write a story.
Speaker 4:And the thing is some of them have interesting stories. I'm not saying I.
Speaker 3:Actually liked the story for the Greek one. What? Is Odyssey.
Speaker 4:I like that one.
Speaker 3:I played because they actually littered enough mythology in that game for me to be keep interested. Yeah, origins I'm a Hala. They did the same thing. Yeah, it was the origins of the three kingdoms. Yeah, and it in Great Britain. That was awesome. Yeah. It, but the outside story they have lost me, yeah they have nothing to do.
Speaker 2:And the thing is the Desmond story Ended so like crap, like what the fuck kind of ending is that there's nothing?
Speaker 3:what they should have done is giving you a choice. Yeah, whether he lived or died it depends on how you played this game, but they didn't do that. That Desmond just sacrifices himself in the world to live I mean fucking.
Speaker 2:Elton and the council. While you can tell who the most popular assassin was, he got three fucking games and you and the toy, and my favorite game out of the series is still brotherhood.
Speaker 3:I loved Revelations, but brotherhood allowed you to recruit people, but here, my favorite is black flag. You're like, of course, you know why that's your favorite. It still has horrible fucking ship mechanics.
Speaker 4:Yes, yes, and they've got done.
Speaker 3:They bought it over to rogue and assassin Creed 3. No, I didn't assassin Creed 3. Yeah, assassin's Creed 3 started it, and then black flag came out, and then rogue, and they still took the same fucking and then it just simply got simplified for Odyssey.
Speaker 4:The problem, you know, it pissed me off about black flag.
Speaker 2:I had to restart that fucker a couple times because I didn't I didn't really care as much about the ship shit. Then you get later on you leveling up your ship. There's missions, you need your ship level. I'm like, oh my god.
Speaker 3:I had the restart whole fucking game. I'm gonna be super fucking honest right here. All right, I Played that one on Xbox. Just because I could mod it, I I Gave myself the materials to level up my ship. I said, fuck it.
Speaker 4:I've only modded two games in my life.
Speaker 3:No, because it was so bullshit Out and find whales and hunt sharks and nothing showed up that was fucking supposed to. In the hunting spots that showed up on the map Like where the fuck is this, I see more fucking dolphins, which doesn't exist in that area. Let me tell you one of the most that you couldn't actually hunt.
Speaker 2:You remember one of the most time-consuming things I did in the whole assassin's creed series I don't remember was it in Brotherhood or roughly, I don't remember. It was the one where you had to go through all these fucking tombs to get keys and shit to unlock El Tayer's armor. I Don't remember which one it was, but I did it. They did it in both. I just need, I wanted that armor.
Speaker 3:So bad Brotherhood and revelations gave you the Upgraded armors or was that in three?
Speaker 2:No, I don't think it was in three. No, that was three. Didn't give you armor Three didn't yeah three but three. What I love? Three because it was a setting, it was an evolution. I love that setting as George.
Speaker 3:Washington another concept horribly executed.
Speaker 2:Oh, and did I fucking die when they did their DLC flip on history? What if George Washington became a tyrant?
Speaker 3:Yeah, uh no, you know what black flag gave me? What? The whole slave thing. Oh, I don't want it. Oh yeah, he was a cool-ass fucking character, mm-hmm, that they gave an entire DLC game for, mm-hmm.
Speaker 4:Assassin's Creed has given me the same concept that what the Predator movies have been giving me. It's like what time area, that time error, are they gonna do that? I still so much I think. I think they actually confirmed Japan yeah, which is why I want out of predator. I want, I wanted Japan and I would have wanted so bad.
Speaker 3:I wouldn't have cared if they did China, mongol, china or, uh, that period of war between China and Mongolia where they were building the wall. That would have been awesome.
Speaker 4:Three kingdoms era would have been fun too, yeah excellent King.
Speaker 3:What is that? King dynasty? Yeah, it's my history, man, I need to go to you for those. Is it the King?
Speaker 4:dynasty, it's something like that. It's pretty dates the Jin dynasty yeah.
Speaker 2:China isn't my greatest thing, Jin jade king Wall.
Speaker 3:The sad part is is we're American, so we know American history to a point, but world history is, uh, what we decide to learn.
Speaker 4:I don't like that. I write Chinese dynasty and it's giving me a new dine dynasty restaurant.
Speaker 3:Welcome to uh Veil's podcast, where we decide whether we are fat or not by our Google search. First thing you type in, does it bring up food or not? I Know for you it's gonna be mostly porn.
Speaker 4:Oh my god, type in redhead Han dynasty was there. I'm thinking this was three kingdoms, that's right.
Speaker 3:That should have been a dead giveaway for you. You want to, why you can easily relate that to Star Wars, oh.
Speaker 2:A lot of people, since we're on a sad a lot of no that's another good.
Speaker 3:You freaking game series that I don't play a lot of One characters from that, from that.
Speaker 4:Koi is making my list. Dynasty, we're just saying a character from koi. I'm not okay.
Speaker 2:I was wanting to say fucking. You remember when a sassy free unity launched, when it was so buggy it was?
Speaker 3:Yeah, it is the weird thing is the weird fucking thing that was the French for his illusion.
Speaker 2:Yes, unity was french, syndicate was steampunk.
Speaker 3:Syndicate was actually like syndicate story syndicate was like steam.
Speaker 2:What I didn't like is I.
Speaker 3:I didn't like to get. I didn't like the fact you couldn't beat up marks. It actually stops you.
Speaker 4:I didn't play a lot of this French rest. I can't help you much.
Speaker 2:Marks the guy that.
Speaker 4:I played to the guy that. I played Odyssey and I played Valhalla right, I Didn't get into the early ones.
Speaker 2:I'm that surprised me. I bring up cuz I thought Matt would have played the first ones because I wanted to.
Speaker 4:I didn't. I played one, but I didn't play it through.
Speaker 3:One was actually more difficult than people give it credit for.
Speaker 4:I know most of the story.
Speaker 3:It was actually stealth based.
Speaker 4:I paid attention to story through other things assassins Creed one is so close Like.
Speaker 3:The story is so different and Awesome that it is first is different from most stealth games.
Speaker 2:The first assassin's Creed took place during one of my favorite time in history the crusades. Yeah, you get to go to Damascus and they haven't ever Jerusalem, hey.
Speaker 3:Anyone who actually listens to us out there, make a new crusades game. It'd be amazing, oh. Most of why you, dude, you have three crusades to fucking choose from Five.
Speaker 4:If you're actually being technical, yeah most of my middle school and high school years were Sports and Batman.
Speaker 2:We're sports.
Speaker 4:It's kind of funny with our podcast, we could just put Batman in some category well, that's because that's actually since the very first episode but that's when the games were starting to get popular or when I wasn't playing dynasty. I played from four through eight for dynasty warriors.
Speaker 3:It's a nice strategy game.
Speaker 4:Sure strategy.
Speaker 3:Dynasties, not thinking of the right one.
Speaker 4:No, you're not. I mean you can't dynasty warriors, just pure hack slash. Yeah, you're thinking of. I know what you wonder thinking of. I can't remember the name though.
Speaker 2:It's a run, a little mini, same period run. A mini kick would franchise is what about Grand Theft Auto?
Speaker 3:Comment I haven't played since San Andreas.
Speaker 4:I've only played San Andreas oh.
Speaker 3:Oh my god, I own five. I Played shit of it. I maybe played an hour, really, yes, I'm fucking floored.
Speaker 4:I'm a little. I never got into him.
Speaker 3:Like it. It didn't. I'm surprised it didn't do for me with the old. Yet no, I played vice city. I played San Andreas. Yeah, no, grand Theft Auto 3, san Andreas.
Speaker 2:It's what I'm bringing up, ones that are universally loved.
Speaker 3:I'm like damn, I five didn't hit it for me, especially the online stuff.
Speaker 2:Oh, I, I didn't play my only play San Andreas because the cheats they need to bring that back the days that go to get your local game shark, just to go.
Speaker 3:I miss it. Yeah, I miss it.
Speaker 4:Now you got mods.
Speaker 3:You can't, even I know you're a. Sony guy, you can't mod nope. Sony says actually Xbox.
Speaker 4:To anymore either. Certain games can 360, you can. Bethesda has allowed mods and all of their friend in all other platforms.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but they put it in game. They actually listen to the fans as far as that, because they know their fans are going to and they're like alright, you know what, let's just put it in there. That's why they get the most updates, because they allow their fans to contribute.
Speaker 2:I Want to bring up this because it is iconic. And ask it, man, this is one definitely you to his final fantasy, you know I haven't, but I haven't played all those either. Jays more.
Speaker 3:Jays played a chunk of them. I don't think I'm still mad at myself for never finishing 16.
Speaker 4:If read I don't play.
Speaker 3:I Ironically, I have problems with 16 if read that can't really have an interesting concept though, really cool concept that wasn't executed the way I thought it would be yes, and I also don't like how the that basically turned into Kaiju battle. That's all it was that's all.
Speaker 4:The boss battles are a Kaiju remember.
Speaker 2:I did not actually play it. I was hyped for it, but I didn't play it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I want you, you can summon your. Abilities yeah, they're basically abilities. Now they're, they're not like Icons my con Is that I don't.
Speaker 4:I don't answer some idle on side spell with an E. That's why it's on me, off, yeah, and it's silent, yeah.
Speaker 3:Basically, I'm remel remembering the spelling.
Speaker 4:I don't want, I don't know there yeah and they help you out in battle. Yeah.
Speaker 3:But you still turn into it and it's just one of these like hacks, slash type things it.
Speaker 4:Doesn't feel right the base game plays a lot like 15, just with superpower abilities instead of Whatever you got for 15, but then, when you get to the boss battles, it's all Kaiju.
Speaker 2:It's.
Speaker 3:Reactionary. You have to press a button here and there and yeah, it's quick time yeah it's quick time. Some of it is not all of it, which takes away from most of it? Oh, because you're just sitting there You're watching a cutscene which isn't horrible for boss fights, but it's also not as challenging. Yeah, I mean, you could put it in a more challenging mode to make it difficult. But then who does that? Their first fucking playthrough. Who plays hard mode? Their play, the first playthrough.
Speaker 4:Yeah, otherwise the story concept is Unique and I don't have a problem with that. Otherwise it feels like something.
Speaker 2:I like about Final Fantasy. You can anyone who's not really played them can jump in almost anyone because they're kind of now you can't I missed.
Speaker 3:I missed the way that you recruit characters, yeah, that you unlock abilities. It's not that way anymore, and at the that went all the weapons. The weapons system is out the fucking window too, because you have to create new weapons. You can't just find them out in the wild like normal. I mean can, but it's not, not. Not stuff that it's, it's.
Speaker 2:Kogamastal weapons. It's come up a few times, I can't remember both. You hated it. Did you guys hate the one with the car? Yes yes, okay, man, so yes it's 15.
Speaker 3:I'm really, I'm really on the fence with that one.
Speaker 4:That is the dumbest mechanic ever.
Speaker 3:Me. Just they come in. They kept coming out with DLC to mod the car. Uh-huh game like they made it into a freaking monster truck Just to get around, and they gave it a flying mode for some reason I just thought of it as an adventure with the bros.
Speaker 4:I can't comment that that concept is fine, but not the car.
Speaker 3:When you can get 40 blocks and you know, go at gas gas.
Speaker 2:You need gas? Yeah, I didn't know that.
Speaker 4:That was what. That's why, the mechanic, if you were just driving around the car, it would have been a hell of a lot better. But no, you need to go 40 feet and you need gas.
Speaker 3:You want to. You want to know why I made it a point to go find the chocobo farm. Oh, oh yeah. And even I fucked up the chocobos. I glitched out the chocobos. I have videos of it on my Facebook. I Can't. I jumped off a chocobo and I stayed in the fucking air. I have proto Prompto prompter prompter. He's floating in the ground doing this.
Speaker 4:There was another game that got really glitchy. Very easily when we you're in a restaurant with some people, you have two people sitting in the same chair. I have a lot.
Speaker 3:And dude standing on top of my head. What I looked, I don't know, I can't remember. Oh yeah, you can actually tilt the camera up to look up, but you can only do it so far, and I seen Feet and I'm like what the fuck is going on. I still can't, I'm so. I took a picture, you know, a picture went in a picture mode and I took a picture.
Speaker 2:I have just been mind-fucked by that mechanics. I was not aware that. That them, motherfuckers, they. How should we make this game more realistic? You need gas. Yes, put it in.
Speaker 3:How much. It's not the first time they did that you need gas, because they did it for aircrafts and stuff like that. They've, they've. They've actually been doing that since seven. So no, they've been doing that they've been doing that since, let's say you run out of gas.
Speaker 4:You got a run, you'll have gas, and there's gas. Nine didn't have it. Nine was magical nine was you only got around in the choke of those by yourself. Airships flew by themselves. Yeah so you never got that in nine.
Speaker 3:Eight with Leonhart Lee, and is it later?
Speaker 4:Squall lion art.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I should have just said squall. I don't know why I had to say his last name, did you, captain gunblade? If?
Speaker 2:you ran out of gas after walk.
Speaker 4:No, it teleported you automatically, yeah, to the nearest one that you discovered.
Speaker 3:You want a little problem with that. If you didn't make, gotta go back. Yeah, the problem with that is that you ended up backtracking. So if, if the only gas station you discovered Was a SIDS?
Speaker 4:Way to fuck back.
Speaker 3:dude, you were right at the beginning of the game and Dean, you were charged for the gas.
Speaker 4:Remember that too. You had to spend guilt.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it was what 500, I don't remember, for a full tank. I'm starting to think I might have broke my controller playing that game you actually would have, especially if you fought any of the bad boss battles.
Speaker 2:Me just watching it.
Speaker 3:Yes that's the other bad thing about that game is they limited you to four characters, so you had to.
Speaker 2:I'm getting you got guests.
Speaker 4:I'm getting the consensus that it was a bad game or no the story was fine, but the mechanics to get through the story was a problem with final fantasy.
Speaker 3:The story can always be wow, but the mechanics in the game are take away from it.
Speaker 2:One of my favorite soaks. I just love the main, because which one is lightning in 13?
Speaker 3:13 he did not, wasn't three 13, 13, 2 and 13 3 People know that's the only others okay, 10 and 13 were the only ones to actually get sequels. And you want the white? It was female lead, hey.
Speaker 4:Best way to do, best way I can define a final fantasy game is it's a very well or ornated staircase and you don't know what the shape of the state can staircase is in, and so until you start walking into it, some of the steps are on level, some of them are full steps than sometimes you just miss.
Speaker 3:Prompto gave me my best scene in final fantasy 15. The stairs go on forever, they go on.
Speaker 2:I Don't think, I don't think we have any halo guys here. I didn't play halo much.
Speaker 3:I enjoyed one and two. Okay, so I'm just wanting to make sure we didn't have any fucking when it was still Xbox, we're 360 did have, was that three, halo three? That's when it started getting to multiplayer E like like the story was there but it wasn't as heavily focused on that. That's when it started becoming more like call of duty for me. I. Mean.
Speaker 3:Let's see. I mean, and don't even get me started on fucking call of duty, since we're doing long running series- no, no, but I'm just go on resident evil's mainly me, I bought that game for me and my brother to play together because it's something he actually plays, and I stopped playing after a week.
Speaker 2:Resident evil.
Speaker 4:I remember a lot of them still have unique stories, though, and I haven't been missing play.
Speaker 3:I didn't even play the story for that one.
Speaker 4:Fortunately for the brand new call of duty, oh well, it's I'm just saying a lot of the call of duties. Have you good, interesting stories that keep you tied into the story, but once you start delving into the multiplayer Call of, duty gives me one thing.
Speaker 2:I don't remember what game it was in, but one of my biggest betrayals ever. I want to jump in a screen man, but I'm motherfucker. What's his name? Shepherd Modern warfare to to pull out his gun and shoots my boy like why'd you just kill ghost? Why'd you just kill ghost? Motherfucker brought ghost back.
Speaker 4:Different, one different plot story I.
Speaker 3:Keep forgetting that.
Speaker 4:Still kill. They still killed soap today. They killed. Stop for the most recent one again.
Speaker 2:I guess I do have to play a goddamn story ain't ghost the meme where he's looking at you in the car and his passenger See, ain't that ghost?
Speaker 4:no, that's right.
Speaker 2:Do they have a skull face? Yes, I don't think that's ghost, that's go.
Speaker 3:Ghost is the one in the skull face, but it in he's like soap is the one that always has the uh, the communication thing on the side of his face and the it's not a bowler hat. What the fuck is that?
Speaker 4:So doesn't wear hat. What gas is the one that wears the hat? Oh, I'm mixing them to what? Yeah right, you are right that you know I'm right about the communication. Yeah, that's so, that's so.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 4:I mean, but they cut out all of the other side characters that were in the first modern warfare's and the reboots. It's just price, gas, ghost and soap, yeah.
Speaker 3:So everyone, everybody actually cared to remember. Yeah, that's actually kind of sad. I mean, I know side, side characters can make or break well technically, but only Yuri and Roach were in two and three to name a few side character by me, he was a boss.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I like how gas is a memorable character, but he was only in one. The only reason he's popular is because he the guy that voiced gas also post ghosts hey.
Speaker 3:I'll give call duty. One more thing name them, because I Know the name call duty.
Speaker 2:One more thing. I don't know what I'm talking about. Zombies, no, no, that's obvious. Zombies was fun.
Speaker 4:Zombies in its heyday was zombies one and two are fun, everything else chaotic, a mess.
Speaker 3:Was the great actually, this new one. Holy shit, yep, no um which um why would you take?
Speaker 2:war zone and just zombify it. Yep which? Um, I don't remember which game it was, but the opening mission will still remember no Russian.
Speaker 4:Hmm, me, that's my warfare 2.
Speaker 3:You're talking about the am I just mowing down?
Speaker 2:all these citizens, yeah. Yeah. I'm like.
Speaker 4:What the fuck that's god, we're not on video. What Thank god we're not on video?
Speaker 3:Yeah, you just went like this. You jerked yourself off. There we go and you sprayed everyone but me.
Speaker 4:I mean, that was makes sense, huh.
Speaker 3:Remember no.
Speaker 4:I'm sorry.
Speaker 3:Three of them make sense, but then again he always was bias. I said three of them make sense for you to spray on.
Speaker 2:Oh, jesus Christ, I'm just saying that mission was bonkers. I'm like excuse me.
Speaker 3:I don't know what, sir Daniel Fours.
Speaker 4:Fours I.
Speaker 3:Fours disque. What do you even think of if you sprayed him? Because he would have a hilarious reaction with all the monsters he's battled? I know what Nemesis would do Stars, stars. Yes, you pulled that one. I would not expect it. I did not like Actually forget that you know the games I was just about to break it.
Speaker 2:That's not even the game.
Speaker 4:That's the movie Star. That is the second movie. Yeah, apocalypse Stars, you didn't say that one. Yeah, nemesis was Apocalypse. Oh, extinction is the one after.
Speaker 3:Got it? No, I can't. I guess I do have to rewatch those movies.
Speaker 2:No, I was going to bring up Resident Evil because I'm like I don't want to talk about it too much Because that's one of my favorites. I don't think anyone else is that big on them.
Speaker 4:I'm just not happy with the movies I don't play them all.
Speaker 3:I just play them all because I can live them vicariously through you, true, so Resident Evil I mean. Remember the day we spent the whole day with JJ while he was playing Resident Evil. I. Yeah. We annoyed the shit out of it With our commentary.
Speaker 2:Especially me. I hope Tomb Raider makes a comeback. I really do. I love that new trilogy they did.
Speaker 3:I could swear we could use that to lead right into the next one Old. Resident. Did we talk about new games already? No, I was leaving that. Why is Amazon open?
Speaker 2:It's telling me to buy stuff.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it was telling me to buy X-Men Destiny. Oh god, I wouldn't have minded that, but I have nothing to fucking play it on.
Speaker 4:Go ahead new games.
Speaker 3:But I just Games we'd want.
Speaker 2:I hope they just continue to.
Speaker 3:Was that?
Speaker 2:one what.
Speaker 3:Games we'd want. Was that something you wanted to talk about? I was on there but, like I said, the only really thing left that was on me.
Speaker 2:It don't matter, you could spitball them all, but Keep going.
Speaker 4:I don't care. Where we get some of our best content. We literally just came up with a new game idea. Yeah.
Speaker 3:If Captain America doesn't show up somewhere, or even if it does, we're taking credit. We're fucking taking credit.
Speaker 2:I'm just saying I enjoyed that newer trilogy that Tomb Raider did. Who the fuck did those Ubisoft?
Speaker 3:Yeah, actually, it kind of sucks because they still only writes to make it, don't they?
Speaker 2:Probably they had said they're considering making another one in that series. I'm like yes, please.
Speaker 4:Do you want another drink? I could have gotten you a drink, I mean.
Speaker 3:Where are you going? The fridge my fat ass is going to the fridge for a soda.
Speaker 2:I'm just. Fallout was another series I enjoyed the hell out of I was going in one direction I need to count that, I'm just kidding, just because, and the shows come and Fallout, they play that song in the fucking trailer Country Road.
Speaker 3:Jake, come on, you don't want me to sing that song. I'll go home. Country roads. Do take me home, west Virginia.
Speaker 2:Fallout 3 still has some of the most playtime ever. I'd get home from fucking school and play that for hours, hours.
Speaker 3:Fucking hours. Shit you Mass Effect.
Speaker 4:Never got to.
Speaker 2:Mass Effect. I thought Matt would love Mass Effect 1, 2, and 3.
Speaker 3:I absolutely love and Drama to Fell Off. I still liked the story. It shouldn't have gotten as much shit as it did, I mean, but I'm waiting for that and Dragon Age. I heard that's coming. Their entire company was going through reworks because they laid people off.
Speaker 2:Did anyone else play Fallout 3 religiously?
Speaker 4:Fallout 3? Not religiously.
Speaker 3:I played that bitch religiously I got so strong. I had a fighter sword.
Speaker 2:I would run into a nest of death claws like they weren't shit.
Speaker 4:I played Scarlet of the Roar.
Speaker 2:What Elder Scrolls. I played Elder Scrolls.
Speaker 3:Fuckin' good thing you didn't say Elden Ring, eeeeeee.
Speaker 2:No Elden Scrolls, always God. Which one was the one with the Dragonborn?
Speaker 3:Skyrim the most played.
Speaker 4:Elder Scrolls game and most universally sold when the fucking Dragon swoops in.
Speaker 2:They played a stupid fucking song and I'm just like I want this to be epic. But I don't even have. I have a stick. I can't do anything. Why is this dragon attacking me? You didn't even have the foos.
Speaker 4:In the opening cinematic. No, you don't have any.
Speaker 3:What the fuck is going on.
Speaker 4:You didn't even have a stick in the first one, your hands are bound you didn't have anything.
Speaker 3:You technically fought a bear before you fought a dragon. You technically could try and fight the dragon, but you would die.
Speaker 4:You had the option to.
Speaker 2:You fought a troll before you fought a dragon One for Jay would be Kingdom Hearts. I played the. I played Ultimate Kingdom Hearts. I didn't play Kingdom Hearts at all, so I just wanted to bring it up.
Speaker 3:That was an interesting mechanic. I had very high hopes for four, but they need to give us more worlds. Three fell short. Three fell short For an open world game that they had right there. They put in. We had five worlds. The toy one was the best one for me. Yeah, I'm missing the fifth. Here's the problem with Kingdom Hearts right now they're putting in new worlds but they're forgetting to put in the old ones. You can't go revisit worlds you've already been to, like Lion King, pirates of the Caribbean.
Speaker 4:They didn't want to put in games where you've already caught up to the story and none of them have newer content.
Speaker 3:It doesn't matter to me. I just want to be able to go there and explore. Yeah, but that doesn't beat.
Speaker 4:It's the bypass, but there's no new stuff. They've gone through the stories Every game resets at the beginning.
Speaker 3:It's the problem. I mean, two at least gave you a good reason why you reset Three, didn't really? No, I know.
Speaker 2:Jay probably enjoyed Joe Etsy. Just to mention to come in a little group here. Like you know, metroid Sonic, mega man Got to mention some classics.
Speaker 3:I have yet to play the new Sonic Frontiers game, which it doesn't piss me off that I haven't, but I am so on offense with that one because I don't know if I like it or not, because it's the very first open-world Sonic game, would I say that I had to bring up Metroid because young Lil Deen playing Metroid.
Speaker 2:that made me discover things about myself. When Samus died and she had the long blonde hair I'm like that's probably the only blonde-haired character that you like Blonde-haired female character, I gotta be specific Samus, samus.
Speaker 3:Let's be honest. There's a blonde-haired guy right there.
Speaker 4:I thought he liked Princess Peach.
Speaker 2:Princess Peach.
Speaker 3:No, that's the movie. Let's be very serious about this. That's the movie, and that's just because I want you who's blonde. That is hilarious. You know what? You break your rule a lot. As long as they have an ass and a voice, I don't hate blondes.
Speaker 4:It's kind of funny because, she's skinny as hell. She fills out in different ways.
Speaker 2:Oh God, she was over-gaming.
Speaker 4:She's a tiny, she's a tiny. Miller's Girl is getting bombed.
Speaker 3:I know Miller's.
Speaker 4:Girl. Yeah, that's the movie you was talking about.
Speaker 2:It's about she trying to get with her teeth.
Speaker 4:It's kind of weird she's trying to get with Bilbo Baggins.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Martin Freeman.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's the one where he's a teacher.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's what it was.
Speaker 3:No wonder, because people don't like psychological films anymore.
Speaker 2:They don't want to think, I don't even know what it really is. She's trying to use him.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's kind of. It's one of those weird things. Yes, my foot's there, I'm extended out.
Speaker 4:Okay, I want two more fans. I thought it was his feet.
Speaker 3:No, oddly enough.
Speaker 2:I'm just gonna share this. Well, end this kind of segment with these two, because I think these two are pretty close to master class in terms of quality. I want to bring up God of War, because God of War maintains a pretty excellent.
Speaker 4:I don't agree with that.
Speaker 2:I mean.
Speaker 4:God of War 1, 2, 3. I think it deviated, I'm talking about, from the original games to the newest ones.
Speaker 2:Ooh, we got hot takes.
Speaker 4:No, I'm not saying they're bad. I'm saying there was a deviation between the original God of War to what it is now, the original games were all about revenge and they weren't about characterization.
Speaker 3:Really, yes. I mean he grew as a character, he definitely did.
Speaker 4:But the first three in the expansions were all anger, fury and one-two-three.
Speaker 3:Aside from the PSP games, you didn't really get anything about Kratos' personality. Yeah, but then now in the new ones, boy. Now he's a family man, Boy when he met Freya.
Speaker 4:Freya is who he's after now.
Speaker 3:No, fuck you for that. I've seen that shit coming though.
Speaker 4:Frigga Is it. Frigga.
Speaker 2:Who's?
Speaker 4:Debra.
Speaker 3:Rann Wolff like.
Speaker 4:Yeah, well, I know the actress. I don't know her actual name, it's Debra Rann Wolff.
Speaker 3:Frigja, frigja. What was Frigga? It's probably just Frigga, frigga and Frigga.
Speaker 4:I'll look it up, you guys continue.
Speaker 3:I've made my point, but these games have all been about him getting older and growing as a character.
Speaker 2:Fate.
Speaker 3:Why did I forget that?
Speaker 2:And saying boy, Boy.
Speaker 3:You know, the sad part is that the voice actor I can only remember him from Frigga Stargate, for some reason Old what?
Speaker 4:What her actual name is? She goes by Fate. What her godname is. I forgot about that. What?
Speaker 3:is her godname Laufi. How could I fucking forget after Thor Laufi? Fuck you, you did. What is Thor's father's name in the not Thor's? What is Loki's father's name in the Thor movies? Laufi?
Speaker 4:Laufi, king of the frost giants.
Speaker 2:King of the frost giants. That's Jay's don. He's mad I forgot.
Speaker 3:I have very easy ways to remember names sometimes and that's one of them is just linking them, those sort of ways correlating.
Speaker 2:But for the most part, God of War and the series maintained a quality I'm excluding the PSP games. I'm not gonna forget your name because of the DDD, I'm saying the PSP games were a little dip and quality, but they weren't like adult fire or crap.
Speaker 3:That's just because of the system they were on.
Speaker 2:But one, two, three, but it didn't do what it was doing. I didn't like the beginning of God of War 3. I had issues with because I'm like bro, I don't want to kill Hades, hades, don't give a fuck 3 was just Kratos killing all of Olympus.
Speaker 3:What does Hades not which?
Speaker 4:be a God. That's all he needed.
Speaker 3:I didn't quite understand that. I have to go back and replay them to understand why 3 happened, because in 1 and 2, you just got more pissed at them.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he became the God of War after that. Yeah, and all the Gods continued to do was piss him off. That was his entire arc for 1, 2 and 3.
Speaker 3:Because I for some reason. Remember in 3 Climbing Gaia, at the beginning of that fucking game, the Titans were attacking the Titans.
Speaker 2:He released them. I remember it vaguely the first boss fight is Poseidon, which is satisfying, because Poseidon is a doucheher. He's always a doucheher.
Speaker 3:He's not a doucheher, he's in Percy Jackson. I don't know why they chose Poseidon to be the good guy.
Speaker 2:No man, I don't give a fuck about how he got to play Aries in that shit.
Speaker 3:I'm like, yeah, he's not a dick in uh Dude, we could talk mythology all day.
Speaker 4:Uh what the Perseus movies Wrath of the Gods. He was a dick in those. He wasn't a dick in those. He was the caring brother for him, was he yeah?
Speaker 3:He helped out.
Speaker 4:No, that was Liam Neeson.
Speaker 3:Release the Kraken, oh no, okay, you're talking about the newer ones. I was thinking back to the.
Speaker 2:Golden Owl. Uh, that's a good one, he goes back to claymation.
Speaker 4:That was a clayman. Zeus was still the bad guy.
Speaker 3:No, all the Gods were All the Gods were bad guys.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry I gotta bring it up, though, because Percy Jackson came up. I flipped shit when Aries pulled up and he was like that's fucking Edge.
Speaker 3:You weren't the only one, I was not expecting him to motorcycle, and all these there. Now this I'm waiting for Tuesday because he's gonna be fighting.
Speaker 2:I am a big, I go in and out, but I'm back in my WWE wrestling phase, so I'm like oh Edge, I'm back in that shit which I am missing the Royal Rumble today through this podcast, I feel kind of bad for the new Percy Jackson series.
Speaker 4:It is all over the place.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's doing better sort of than the movie, but everybody is so nostalgic for the movies, yeah.
Speaker 4:Even all the racial stuff aside, for, like Annabeth or whatever it's like, I don't find anything wrong with her. That's the thing it's like, but you're also having to compare her to Alexander. Daddario, basically they're doing the same thing with Grover. I know it's like you're comparing these people to a little girl.
Speaker 2:My last thing for God of War, since we're still on it, when they're done with the whole um, when they're done with? Well, if they're done, then I'll never get my dream of him in Egypt, which I need, I fucking need. I'll never get.
Speaker 3:Can I? Can I boost it a little bit for you? Technically they can, because he's in Valhalla. You know how the death planes kind of overlap mythologically.
Speaker 4:I might get a try.
Speaker 2:I'm like bro, you need to fight Anubis, you need to fight. No, I won't fight Anubis and Ron. The game will never end.
Speaker 3:He could still speak with Anubis. He could still speak with the Egyptian pantheon.
Speaker 2:I just feel there's so much potential with that. You did Greek.
Speaker 3:Then see me you got teased with Assassin's Creed Origins and didn't get anything. Anubis popped out of the sand and I'm like.
Speaker 2:But um, okay, now, since we're on the last series I want to talk about in my personal opinion is Master Class. I'm not surprised. Math might know what's coming. Probably my second favorite overarching story, because nothing tops Metal Gear. Metal Gear is my favorite story in video games. That's not even close, but uncharted, uncharted, master Class.
Speaker 4:It's a good setup for our movie.
Speaker 2:yet yeah, master Class, every game is a bang.
Speaker 3:It got a movie. He's still waiting on a movie for Metal Gear. That Christian.
Speaker 2:Bale was attached to playing Solid Snake and it's in development. Hell which I, oh man, give me that movie, but no Uncharted. Every game is fucking great. You can probably rearrange them.
Speaker 3:Which one's your favorite Every game, even the first one, the spin-off game, was still good.
Speaker 2:That's because it's fucking. You play as Chloe and I love Chloe Fucking great. Uh huh.
Speaker 3:Humping the air every time he mentions somebody really likes.
Speaker 2:I guess it is kind of humping.
Speaker 3:Dude, you're pulling her in close. You're forcing it in there. You don't have to force it in here. You're big enough, I'm done. But no, you just gotta make sure she's a pole dancer first, jesus Christ.
Speaker 2:The sad thing is Fuck you, we're done.
Speaker 3:We're done, she'll know how to use it then.
Speaker 2:You get. The first one is arguably the worst game, and it's still great. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4:I'm less happy with the joke that popped in my head. You're worse than me, uh huh, it's okay, she knows how to handle delicate things. Oh, she just called you delicate?
Speaker 3:I am not delicate, what the fuck.
Speaker 2:I'm confused.
Speaker 1:I wanna talk about it Out of a out of a joke.
Speaker 2:he did. No, I called a part of him delicate. That's not delicate, that is not delicate.
Speaker 3:You better shut up right now because he'll show you. He told me he was joking with me before.
Speaker 4:Let's see, I'll leave that joke out of my head.
Speaker 3:Let's move on. Please Can we talk about Uncharted?
Speaker 2:and not just because I accidentally started it. I'm more scared of what she'll bring up for Uncharted.
Speaker 4:I'm just gonna talk about how the games are all great.
Speaker 2:Nathan Drake. Sir, let's speak about Nathan Drake. Oh, nathan Drake. He might be on my list, but I won't spoil, I guarantee he is. Every game is fucking great. One is might be the least.
Speaker 4:Popular.
Speaker 2:Popular the first one, two is master class, three is great and four is God tier. I fucking adore four. It just ends the Drake story. It just ends the Drake story so well. I don't know. I don't know how much you played the Uncharted. That might have been one. You didn't play much of. Not as much as I should have. See, that's why Jay's quiet. I'm like, why are you quiet?
Speaker 4:Oh he didn't play much Uncharted I played all.
Speaker 3:No, you kind of spoiled three and four for me as well as the spinoff. How, by talking about I live vicariously through you sometimes when it comes to games. Oh, you're not as bad as someone else, we know as far as talking about video games, but I can literally know the whole game, sometimes just talking to you. Elden Ring is one of those games.
Speaker 2:Elden.
Speaker 3:Ring Master class. And well, tic-tac is also at fault for that one, because, let me put it this way, elden Ring is one of those games somehow where I can watch a video of play through and not get bored Like I will not scroll away, I'll just sit there watching it. I don't know why Uncharted is a.
Speaker 2:It's a series that I think ended where it's like oh you know, for once, I think you can actually retire a character. You don't need to use Drake, no more. You can use his daughter or use Chloe for another game, if you really need to make another game, speaking of which.
Speaker 4:The person that plays the character model and person that plays the daughter and for is Abby.
Speaker 3:Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha. And we let right into that one who it is Adaptations. We were supposed to be going there, and then the whole dick jokes started again.
Speaker 2:But adaptations I don't think video games get as much love and not as much love, as much care as they should in Hollywood, because you get nothing but crap. Most video game movies are terrible.
Speaker 3:If they stuck to the actual fucking story in the game without having to explain game mechanics, we'd be fine.
Speaker 2:When you the sad shit, when you want to talk about what is probably the best adaptation we have of a game.
Speaker 3:It's almost fucking Mario, it's almost Super Mario One of the sad part about that is they put game mechanics in there and didn't have to fucking explain it.
Speaker 4:They had to explain some of it on why only they could use it. I believe because only certain people could use it, from what I understood, what the power-ups?
Speaker 3:Yeah, Everyone can use it. I don't think that's what they said. It's why they had the whole fucking arena with the power-ups.
Speaker 4:You had to train in them, but I thought only certain people could use them. Nope.
Speaker 3:The mushroom, the. What the fuck are they called? The mushroom people, the toads, the? Toads. Why was I able to forget that? The toads? They can use the power-ups too, but it's not as effective as certain races.
Speaker 2:I never liked the toads that much, but fucking toad in that movie fucking killed me man.
Speaker 4:Well, you can think he can Michael Key for that.
Speaker 2:He pulled up in that monster, that's gonna Mario, he made that role.
Speaker 4:He makes every role.
Speaker 3:He does Him and.
Speaker 4:Every one of the voice actors is memorable, outside of the obvious joke that Chris Pratt is Mario.
Speaker 2:Chris Pratt, he's also gonna be Garfield. Oh no, I am not.
Speaker 3:I love Garfield, but I am not looking forward to the movie.
Speaker 2:Garf. We gotta see it, jay. It's one of our. I'm going to see it. It's one of our doobles. Your, garfield, I'm Odie.
Speaker 3:Can I kick you off the couch? Then what you said, I'm Garfield, your Odie. You're on the couch. I forgot.
Speaker 2:Odie's I forgot. Garfield's, a little bastard to Odie most of the time, and Odie's just. And Odie's the happy fucker that just comes around, all happy at Licking everyone.
Speaker 3:Stop, stop that you started it you started it yeah.
Speaker 4:No, he did. You started it, I didn't do anything.
Speaker 3:You started it. I said I was gonna kick him off the couch yeah, you mean Odie and he started trying to lick me. That's actually a very dog thing to do my hands.
Speaker 2:Oh God, but no, mario was no another one that I actually enjoyed. But a lot of people didn't like the Uncharted movie. They didn't hate it. I thought it was okay.
Speaker 3:How about Resident Evil?
Speaker 4:Breckham City, mark Walford just looks bad in a mustache.
Speaker 2:No, I the issue, my issue. We'll get to Resident Evil. That's the whole thing in itself. My issue with Uncharted was a lot of people and I understood some of the criticism, the convoluted timeline Not that Maybe this is my bias to be his absolute champion and defender, but they didn't like Tom Holland as young Drake and me having to be Tom Holland's champion all the fucking time.
Speaker 3:Okay, now, remembering the cutscenes from the games and Tom Holland looks. I thought it was pretty accurate.
Speaker 2:I didn't think it was. It was a young Drake. That was what they were going for. People didn't like it though you know what.
Speaker 3:As far as the lines and what happened in the movie, I think he nailed the charisma Tom is a great actor shit Panhandling, not panhandling. The thief aspect.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, they got that now. I knew people as much as I adore Mark Wahlberg Him as. Sully was very a little weird. That one was a little weird Even I'll admit that.
Speaker 3:Him and the cat. What Him and the cat, what you should forget about the cat already, the cat, his pet cat, in the movie oh god.
Speaker 2:I, I just I don't know it was. I enjoyed it for what it was. I thought that would end. It made enough money. It's gonna get another one at some point. I don't know when.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna do something just cause what I have to, I have to look up. You can keep talking.
Speaker 2:Oh my god, these phones, but um, I don't know. I thought it was okay, matt ain't said much, but I think Matt's saying all Mark, he didn't hate it.
Speaker 4:I didn't hate the movie. Mark Wahlberg just looks bad in a mustache. Just looks bad in a mustache. I'm standing by the statement.
Speaker 3:I don't really count that one, but he can pull off. Moustache was bad Monster Hunter. I believe we've all played the game right.
Speaker 2:What about Moustache? Oh my god, the movie Well see, you know, when Mila Dovvich was in it.
Speaker 3:I had to bring it up for a reason.
Speaker 2:That's part of the issue.
Speaker 4:Ronnie Perlman, tony Jha.
Speaker 3:What's weird is, I actually enjoyed it.
Speaker 4:I didn't find it bad as a concept. It was fine. A lot of people bitched it.
Speaker 3:It was a good origin to introduce you to what the games would be.
Speaker 4:I just wasn't a big fan of the portal aspect of it, which got heavily played for Monster Hunter World, and it made it even awkward then too.
Speaker 2:I mean, a lot of people bitched that the main big bad thing was Raffalos and hardened veterans of Monster Hunter, raffalos ain't even the biggest, baddest monster. You know they get all it's not it isn't.
Speaker 4:The giant pickle is. I'm not kidding.
Speaker 3:I'm only vaguely remembering what you're talking about, because the Tyrannosaurus looks like a pickle.
Speaker 4:I played that with a group of people and it's a meme to us still.
Speaker 3:I might have been the only one that actually played slash watched the movie Warcraft. That was alright. It deserved better criticism than it got.
Speaker 2:We have not really had a banger for a video game movie. That's part of my issue because, as much as I liked Uncharted- these next three were actually. You beat me too. You bring up a little list. I was going to bring up a little list, but we got one.
Speaker 3:That's why I did it To give us some ideas. I had some in my head, max Payne. Oh, mark Wahlberg, again I do certain ones, just for the most of you, mark Wahlberg again.
Speaker 2:That's alright, whatever it's a whatever movie.
Speaker 4:Do you feel it was a? I didn't see it, so I can't help.
Speaker 2:I can't help. It's a decent nothing again.
Speaker 3:That's a whatever movie. I barely remember it. Now this one got surprisingly three movies, each one with a different actor and different story. It was never connected.
Speaker 2:Hitman aged 47. They were kind of fain. That was a 2015 movie. They never.
Speaker 3:It just lacked some of the game to me that really lacked the game. I love the games.
Speaker 2:That one, I believed, was too actiony for a Hitman movie, it might have been. I remember two. I remember I could have swore there was three. I remember two for sure. Two for sure, yeah.
Speaker 3:I thought there was a third one that came out in one of those Hulu original or something. No, I don't think so.
Speaker 4:Mortal Kombat Okay now we're getting a sequel, which?
Speaker 3:is getting a sequel.
Speaker 4:I have hope.
Speaker 2:You have hope.
Speaker 4:I have hope there's supposed to be getting an discernment now, which is the biggest gripe for the first movie to a lot of people.
Speaker 2:Wait, are we? I? Guess we can talk about as a whole. Man. Some hey, some of them old ones from the 80s or 90s are a fucking trip man. Go rewatch them bitches. That's a trip.
Speaker 4:First one I enjoy. I still enjoy the first one, mortal.
Speaker 3:Kombat, do you realize the song?
Speaker 4:is.
Speaker 3:It's still super popular. Yeah, who the? Oh, my god. Then two into shit, oh here's two that actually pissed me off Assassin's Creed, that was a piece of fucking garbage, and then fucking one of my goats was in it Fucking boss, bender, boss bender. Had so much potential in it.
Speaker 2:That was scary. I'm like what is this?
Speaker 3:The other one, and I don't know if this is my Duane bias Doom, here comes Doom. No, no, I didn't even go that far back Rampage. Oh Jesus. I love the explanation they gave for the monsters, but that's not exactly how they were supposed to. Duane's character is supposed to turn into the gorilla. Yeah. As far as the video games go. But they didn't do that in the movie. They gave you a vinyl gorilla and turned him into a huge monster.
Speaker 2:See, I'm still on the nostalgia trip of Mortal Kombat.
Speaker 3:Here's one I actually really enjoyed Prince of Persia.
Speaker 2:That's alright, that was solid.
Speaker 3:When I played the video game, I thought it was actually accurate.
Speaker 4:I'm excited for his upcoming thing now.
Speaker 3:Who's upcoming?
Speaker 4:J J what's his name? That did, prince of Persia.
Speaker 1:The main actor for J that should be for J Jillon Hall, j Jillon Hall.
Speaker 4:His new thing coming up to Amazon.
Speaker 3:J Jillon Hall, ben Kingsley, afro-malina. The movie was loaded. Yeah, uh-oh, that was too far.
Speaker 4:No, he's the new Patrick Swayze for Roadhouse Yup.
Speaker 3:Yup, yup, I was not expecting them to remake that movie and Conor McGregor.
Speaker 4:Conor McGregor's the bad guy. I'm okay with this.
Speaker 3:Since that movie was remade, you know what's down the line, right Roadhouse.
Speaker 2:Dirty dancing, oh no, oh.
Speaker 3:God.
Speaker 4:Nobody's gonna watch it.
Speaker 3:No, we know one person would Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 4:Depends on who is the girl.
Speaker 3:We're the Final Fantasy fans. Final Fantasy, the spirits within, don't bring all those movies, some of the other. I'm sitting here trying to About Advent Children, oh.
Speaker 4:Jesus, that was interesting and I love the battle sequence with Bahamut. I love that fight scene so much, but it still hurts to watch.
Speaker 3:They all do. Oh, here's where they get really fucking fucked up Street Fighter, oh God, Now this one did get three movies.
Speaker 4:They got a Tekken. There's a Tekken movie too.
Speaker 3:They did a little better than the Street Fighters did, though.
Speaker 4:Other than acknowledging the entire family relationship that was the biggest arc for Tekken is like you didn't acknowledge Jin, kazuya and Hayaichi ever knowing like being family.
Speaker 3:The one I have up here is the Legend of Chung Lee, and now that one, that one, because Fans both of us. He wants to be a bigger fan.
Speaker 4:Is that Kristen Grukka's the Chun-Li and that one, or is that the other one?
Speaker 3:Kristen Grukka yeah.
Speaker 4:Smallville.
Speaker 3:That's what I thought. That was not right for me at all. Chung Lee.
Speaker 2:Don't look at her.
Speaker 3:Don't look at her just because you're mad. You pulled the waifu stamp out, didn't you?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm right, they saw me all the time. They keep it on me.
Speaker 3:She's voiced by one of my favorite voice actors Fine fine, I'll do another one who's not on the table, but I know you have the stamp for Tomb. Raider, oh, laura Croft, oh, yeah, I almost bring her, and I'm talking about the new movie, not the original.
Speaker 2:Don't give me on that new one. I don't know that new one.
Speaker 3:That's because they didn't use the. They didn't lose Camilla. Lettington Nope.
Speaker 2:No, I tell you, that's why I didn't really care for it. I love Power. That doesn't count, I have been sitting here trying to mention the greatness of Christopher Lambert. Has raided for 10 minutes. Go ahead. He's great, because I was trying to get that out. When we're on Mortal Kombat, can I talk about Christopher Lambert?
Speaker 4:I'll give you the other tie in. Just because it's Carl Urban is Johnny Cage for Mortal Kombat 2. That'll be your other tie in the doom.
Speaker 3:He's Johnny Cage.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Officially.
Speaker 4:Yeah, they just wrapped filming.
Speaker 3:You know, after the boys I can actually see them.
Speaker 4:Yes, he's going to be an excellent Johnny Cage. I am happy about it.
Speaker 2:Johnny Cage is one of my favorites from Mortal.
Speaker 3:Kombat. The funny thing about that is I can. He's going to use the same American accent he used in Star Trek.
Speaker 4:The problem is, I think, the problem is is that he feels too old in comparison to the actress that plays Sonya? Yes, he feels older. So it's going to be a little bit more awkward.
Speaker 3:It's also going to. It's going to be weird seeing him baby faced again, Because there has never been a Johnny Cage with facial hair.
Speaker 4:But if they go around, I think they're going to go where he's more so this is more post him down on his luck and maybe being an alcoholic more. There is an aspect where he could be.
Speaker 3:Oh they still would do that, especially going to Carl Urban.
Speaker 4:Going to Carl Urban Row? Yeah, they would. They're going to do it. I wrote your movie already.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you did.
Speaker 4:And reportedly this will feature more Liu Kang than the original, which was. The other big grape about the movie is that it was more focused.
Speaker 3:He was missing. He was missing Exactly.
Speaker 4:Come on, I died and died.
Speaker 3:Yeah, well, that was sad.
Speaker 2:No people bitch at the movie focused on but you know what character.
Speaker 3:Cole yeah it focused on horrible, but they did it in the wrong way. The main problem is that they made him too related to Scorpion. He was the whole reason for Scorpion in the backstory, in the whole.
Speaker 2:I'm ninja war, I ain't watch. I mean, is there anything about? I'm wondering about Shao Kahn's. I want Shao Kahn, shao Kahn's the villain in the next.
Speaker 3:What about, ah, the sorcerer Chang so Chang Seung, and.
Speaker 4:Chang soon stole. I was far as. Yeah, he didn't die at the end of the first one.
Speaker 3:I'm also thinking of the one who runs hell. This is where I would have wish you know she not is no shit, I think she knocks in it they.
Speaker 4:they casted a couple, I think they did. What's her? Jaden Guntan are definitely in it. Oh, oh, I can play and they're, and her I completely forgot about that one and I'll talk about them. And mom, the mom Sindel, I think Sindel's in it to oh mommy. Sindel.
Speaker 2:Yeah, there's two of those. Damn it.
Speaker 4:They opened up the cast.
Speaker 2:this time I'm talking about mommy, son of a bitch.
Speaker 4:They opened up the castle a little bit Because they did kill off some of the bad guys. It wasn't bad.
Speaker 3:What I mean. It was a horrible B movie, but it was bad blood rain. Oh god, I Played the games. I actually did like them. No, the blood rain was just trying to be on the world. Unfortunately, when the movie came out on the world was already a thing. Boys by oh.
Speaker 4:Wait, the game character itself. Game game characters voice by oh.
Speaker 3:No, you killed my brain there. You're making me try and search the archives.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's gonna hurt when I say it too.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you might as well just say it, laura.
Speaker 2:Laura Bailey. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4:I'm gonna hurt.
Speaker 3:One of the main reasons, like you already witnessed it when I went to go talk to fucking Rocky. Uh-huh my brain did not work. Uh-huh. I'm trying to recall things just like yeah, we did the whole ninja arc in the TV show.
Speaker 2:Why did I get fucking remember that the sad shit is? Because it took Matt bringing it up for me to get that Realization for some reason. If Laura Bailey was ever at a con, yeah, is he saying that was what I would.
Speaker 4:That was the reference, that was my reference to. She's not voice her in six, though.
Speaker 2:No, she's. She didn't voice older Chun Lee, but yeah, no.
Speaker 3:That. I can't remember if she had something against being older Chun Lee or not.
Speaker 4:No, that was more of the. I Think that had something to do with contracts. No, the racial stereotypes again. Oh, yeah. That was heavy, oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:Steve Farner. Sex went through a lot of different voice actors and contracting and all that shit. Due to Stereotyping and Racial all Lord concept. It's like Chun Lee is Chinese. Yes, so they wanted to have a Chinese person.
Speaker 2:I get it.
Speaker 4:Yeah, the same time I did when you're replacing a person that's done it for five games. It yeah, it's a lot more.
Speaker 2:I'll tell you one thing, though. This is kind of a thing um. Caitlyn glass is gonna be at the anime in Milwaukee this year and she voice camey in six. I get my gamey signed. I Can get my gamey sign. That's a positive.
Speaker 3:I'm a horrible person. I've always called her camey. I Say camey you know why I call our camera right, hmm those leggings.
Speaker 2:Do you want to have a competition of who's the horny bastard? Come on.
Speaker 3:I never made of the competition you do. I Just bring the horny picture in the brain and you're the one who's like, hey, fuck off, I get the pocket yeah.
Speaker 2:I was just about to start like shut up, go on, we've are, I'm not, no, I'm not doing, I can't do it, no, but no, but uh, jay brought up a couple. He brought up silent Hill.
Speaker 3:I like the silent Hill movies the only reason I brought up is cuz you're the only one who can actually yeah, I know, but I like them.
Speaker 2:I like the first one and I like the second one. Was a little lagging behind, but the person was cool.
Speaker 3:I love. I watched the movies before I ever played the game. I love, pure I love pyramid head.
Speaker 2:Pyramid head is fucking great and he was in the first one he's at every fucking con.
Speaker 3:That's how popular he is.
Speaker 2:And he's just a figment of James Sunderland's imagination in the second one, which I hope that remake. Please, konami, fucking, please, don't shit all over it. Oh, fucking, konami bro, I can't deal with Konami they they ever since they fucked they fuck they. They fire goat Jima. It's not Kojima, it's goat Jima.
Speaker 3:They fire him is that why you call him go Jima now.
Speaker 4:Go team what?
Speaker 2:What'd you do to yourself? I don't.
Speaker 4:I turned go ninja, go ninja, go into, go to go to you.
Speaker 3:Oh hey.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna die ice.
Speaker 3:Parody your own song, people will listen. You don't have to. You don't have to flip houses anymore.
Speaker 2:Kojima's too, I'm sorry. When he he was kind of after the whole cannot Konami issue and shit, and when he and he was, he was kind of in the shadows for a bit he didn't do much, he was kind of quiet. Then he reemerged and announced death, stranding at fucking uh which is getting? At two at the um At the game awards one year and he came back. I have never in my life seen people roar for a guy saying hello, I'm back.
Speaker 3:English at that usually has a translator and he was when he was walking. Speaking of that, I actually missed the E3. I do, too the summer. They don't do it anymore, do they? I mean, they tried to bring it back one year and it didn't do.
Speaker 4:So many good mentions are actually so many conventions are dying.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I can't like you.
Speaker 3:I used to wait every June to watch the videos, like E3 used to have a whole fucking channel. Yeah, a. Whole gaming channel. It was awesome to watch people. People do what we're doing right now.
Speaker 2:It's just discussing video games now I got to watch fucking the game awards for news and shit. Like you give me any news, you give me any news.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we have to go to YouTube.
Speaker 2:Are you dropping a trailer or Facebook saying something? So and so? Drop the trailer. What the fuck? No, then, then a court of just because it has to imagine the elephant in the room is the resident evil movies.
Speaker 4:I was gonna, I was gonna bring it up before we transition.
Speaker 2:That's the elephant in the room of video game. It's the most successful, it's the most money.
Speaker 3:Why are we even getting a sequel to the one that came out?
Speaker 2:They want to. I've heard they want to. No, I've heard they want to.
Speaker 4:They were my only question is what one is it? What is it going to be?
Speaker 2:the problem I the only thing I didn't like about.
Speaker 3:Is it three and four? Because technically Reconcity did one and two with they did one, three.
Speaker 2:No, they did one, two and three one, two and three four is Leon.
Speaker 3:Four is late, so we're getting right. Yeah, yeah, which I don't want.
Speaker 4:that's what we don't want I don't want that idiot as Leon.
Speaker 2:That was not. That was my one great. It depends. If you want just stupid fun action movies Also, and me I can differentiate between the two. Of course, mila Jovovich by bias, I get it, but I enjoyed most of the um, the new, the original ones. They were fine. They were action movies to me. They didn't have much to do with the games, not much at all. But the most to do with the game was apocalypse. Apocalypse actually felt like the game in a way Mm-hmm. Now one thing I will say the. I forget her name, but whoever played Jill in the second one was fucking phenomenal. That was a plus casting. Hmm, it was Sarcera Guller or something. It was something with a G, your last name so don't mind us for murdering names.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I apologize. I know the name that I don't want to say, I know her from other things too. Yeah, that's who played Jill, which was phenomenal. Then they don't never use her again, so she's a fucking puppet in the fifth one apocalypse.
Speaker 4:Yeah, she was being controlled by umbrella, say puppet. Sienna go.
Speaker 2:Guller or something.
Speaker 4:Gilgore.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, she was freaking great. She was freaking great Like ups dude.
Speaker 3:Do we have any more adaptations?
Speaker 2:I'm still a little bit talking, but they gave off. I didn't like that. They killed I love my gaps in apocalypse. I fucking love my gaps. They killed him in extinction fucking bullshit Um.
Speaker 2:I forgot dead or alive, got one but but if you're a fan of, if you're a fan of the games, though, raccoon city was great. I love raccoon city, especially because, being a huge fan of the games, I love raccoon city. But the problem is, as another person that reviewed it said, if you're not as big of a fan of the games, racoon City you might not like it as much because you, if you see it with someone who has as a Divert and it's versus, that yeah cuz someone who's seen the games.
Speaker 2:Oh, I know that. I know that people ain't seen the games. What is that? What's that mean? Oh?
Speaker 4:I forgot you was the villain in the Meg 2, you know.
Speaker 3:you know what Video game adaptation movie I wasn't expecting to do as well what Sonic the Hedgehog.
Speaker 2:That wasn't bad. Those were another one. That's solid that they did okay with.
Speaker 4:I've enjoyed one and two. Yeah, they have been surprisingly good.
Speaker 3:I can't believe how well I did enjoy it. Considering the fan I am of Sonic is like wait, this isn't. This is Sonic.
Speaker 4:How are you so alive? I have no idea.
Speaker 3:And the guy who voices him? He, I wasn't expecting it to fit so well, especially tails.
Speaker 4:They did um and now we're getting shadow, hopefully, hopefully, it's not gonna feel the same without Jim Carrey, though.
Speaker 3:The one problem with the knuckles in the movie. You mean, is it e-dress? It's the memes. Me just you can't take his character seriously saying about knuckles.
Speaker 2:I love knuckles. It doesn't help your dress in red right now. It's sexy demon lady Knuckles. Oh, is that my victory chariot? Yes, victory.
Speaker 3:Fucking knuckles. Are you going for ice cream? I Could go for some ice cream. Living in Wisconsin, it's winter and I want ice cream Knuckles, yeah.
Speaker 4:I can't find anywhere with 10th at 10, 30 at night.
Speaker 3:I know one place. It's on a hundred a street. It should still be open.
Speaker 2:Why that's dead. No, I've been making that joke at work. I'm like I'm a Wisconsin, I'll eat ice cream in the dead of winter.
Speaker 3:I've made joke I can't be a man, I'm pure Wisconsin. I like, I don't care at all. A A custard, that's, that's our thing in Wisconsin, custard I mean.
Speaker 4:And cheese blood.
Speaker 2:Who the fuck seen that did? Was that us who seen? Welcome to raccoon stadium theaters.
Speaker 3:I know I, yeah, I know you and I think did you bring? Yeah, it was just us three. Yeah, was it just?
Speaker 2:us three. Yeah, yeah. Okay what was that was that. I can't remember if that was when coven was Was calming down meaning off where they put movies back in theaters or what, but there wasn't. It was like February or something where you didn't have to wear a mask. Yeah, okay, it was calming. It was calming down to that point. Yeah, cuz I'm like when the fuck did we?
Speaker 3:but you still had to have Separations, the barrier down between us. No, I, I said it on the floor. Yeah, I can't remember what movie that was for, but I know I did it. Uh, I'm taking it barrier down. Nope, I don't count that one. Pixels, pixels, detective Pikachu.
Speaker 4:Oh boy, that's just a movie.
Speaker 2:Did. That's just a movie. No, it's a game.
Speaker 3:No, it is a game. No it is sad.
Speaker 4:It's not a game. It's just pretty game, game characters in real life. It's not a game.
Speaker 3:Detective peek. Look up detective Pikachu, the video game. It is a 3ds game before it was ever a movie.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry, but fucking Ryan Reynolds is speaking to you.
Speaker 3:Yeah, the sad part is this free guys on here as well, free, I know it's just because it has video game elements.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's video game movie.
Speaker 3:That's I.
Speaker 4:Enjoy that fucks sake.
Speaker 3:Spy kids 3 is on here. It's you Mungie here, matrix Scooby-Doo cyber chase.
Speaker 4:Those have video games in it.
Speaker 2:Yes, Cyber chase what the fuck.
Speaker 3:I'm fucking.
Speaker 4:Angry. Birds that did.
Speaker 3:That movie does exist how the hell a movie does. A Mobile game got turned into a movie and did so successful. It got a sequel. Yeah, that's not getting a third note. It got a. It got an Netflix series. That's why.
Speaker 2:Angry Birds.
Speaker 3:Creeper, I don't count. Wreck it Ralph. Tron to yeah counts, I Counts, it did, does count. Mm-hmm, because it was a game, before it was a movie and now it's Just movies and TV series, because they don't make games for it anymore. Mm-hmm, because they have to come out with a movie first before they make the game for some fucking reason. Mm-hmm, that's the other thing. That's killing video games. It feels like the only reason they make games now is for merchandising. Oh, merchant, seriously, if they can't make it into a toy, it's not syllable. Yeah.
Speaker 3:We already. We talked about Tekken. It's not exactly a video game, except for Baldur's Gate. But Dungeons and Dragons oh, we did a whole episode on it, mm-hmm.
Speaker 4:Still waiting for number two announcement. Chris, buying one's one, I Would love for it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it did good enough to get one Uh-huh. No, lord of the Rings was a book, then a movie, then a video game. No, what? 2021? Dynasty warriors, oh my. That was a movie apparently that's like what, what I might have to watch that one with you I. Mean, they got the I there that's the problem with video game moves. Sometimes you just do not know. Where did it come out, though?
Speaker 4:I Can't even tell where it says watch now on Netflix. Okay, it's on Netflix apparently.
Speaker 3:Okay, hey, dean, you wanna watch a movie? Oh my.
Speaker 4:And it takes place during gungzoo O's arc, so 25%.
Speaker 3:I don't believe in that, then I'm gonna. Then again, I'm a person who can't make a fucking top-10 list for shit.
Speaker 4:Hmm, well, probably about it honestly.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we went. Yeah, we had to dig and find that dynasty warriors we don't want ever off the top randomly did.
Speaker 3:Oh that, I don't count that either. What's battleship?
Speaker 4:That was definitely not an adaptation, definitely not. Oh, you haven't seen. You haven't seen. I mean, technically it's not a video game, though it's a board game. What is the thorough?
Speaker 3:It's on there. Okay, and that was never actually a board game. It was supposed to be a Jumanji fucking sequel.
Speaker 4:But I'm just saying, it was just a game. It was never a video game. That's for my. You know what?
Speaker 2:a saddest shit about Zathura. I will always remember it. I don't give a fuck. I want to remember the main, the kid that was in there. He liked his favorite football player was Brett Farr.
Speaker 4:So you related to him. Josh Hudsonson, the Josh Hudsonson.
Speaker 3:I still like him, though I he's. He's a cool guy to me.
Speaker 4:He's the, he's the villain and beaker.
Speaker 3:Five nights at Freddy's, oh no.
Speaker 4:How did we skip that one?
Speaker 3:It made money too, I actually enjoyed it. No, it's fun. They Turned a story around for live action a little bit, but it works If you dig into the war and, for fuck's sake, this ridiculous horror prints and I'm gonna call him Prince because we have horror Queens. But we're not gonna sleep, we're not gonna call, I'm not quite gonna call him a king, because it doesn't feel right. No, who? Is the whole working. Horror King, somebody who's been in the most horror movies and it would still be shaggy.
Speaker 2:Well, yeah.
Speaker 3:Matthew.
Speaker 2:Lilly Matthew Lillard. I'm like, hey, who's the film?
Speaker 3:Well, you know what? I'm gonna look it up, just cuz and see what Google gives me for horror. King, yeah, who's?
Speaker 4:who's been it?
Speaker 3:who's not mine. We just did a horror episode. I probably could yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:You better say like modern or something, because it's gonna give you a Vincent price, it's gonna give you directors Bella.
Speaker 4:Legosi and shit. I think it's more likely to give them directors than actors, yeah, like or Kings actors. You guys like even John Carpenter, fuck Jesus, george A Romero it's gonna give you, like the people that play the villains, yeah like it's gonna give you Freddy Krueger's actor.
Speaker 2:Yeah, robert Eggland, yeah.
Speaker 3:I'm kid, that's a top 10.
Speaker 4:I don't want yeah, I don't think you're gonna get this one solved.
Speaker 3:Which actor in the most horror movies. It's gonna be egglin. Yeah, he's in a bunch. Now that's a ranking system too. I don't need that. No, we're not. We're not getting it. J can escape rank. Oh, because here you hear, that's the list, right there. We love Jovovich six because of rest, and the next one right after that is Bill's got the scat guards would probably ease man.
Speaker 2:Let me tell you right now I don't care, he is gonna just absolutely dominate us.
Speaker 3:I have a different one, he's next in line because he has been in how many movies recently? He?
Speaker 4:was just in, he was in the barbara, I'm surprised how many movies has he been in? Who? No, the name that came to my mind, who, patrick Wilson. All the con, all the conjurings and Annabelle and he's been in two insidiouses.
Speaker 3:Yep, well, that's bullshit. Patrick Wilson's a pretty good get that already put some higher. Yeah this because that Patrick.
Speaker 4:Wilson and he's direct salon of not doing he's been in at least two or three conjurings and, as guaranteed to insidious Is at least yeah, using the first one and the most recent one, so guaranteed, you said Wilson. Yeah, Patrick Wilson.
Speaker 2:Yeah orn.
Speaker 3:Orn, there you go. I'm looking at off, insidious, insidious, the red door, the conjuring Yep Condring to the con, the phantom of the opera.
Speaker 4:I'm not gonna count that.
Speaker 3:Moonfall.
Speaker 4:Oh God, it's not a horror.
Speaker 3:What do you call that a thriller?
Speaker 4:thriller, thriller. That's the same thing as a Gerard Butler's movies.
Speaker 3:Annabelle insidious and Bill comes. Oh, that's six.
Speaker 4:What the hell is hard candy, oh it's.
Speaker 3:It says horror, oh my god. Okay, no, you got it, patrick. Patrick gets it. He's the king. He was in Watchmen. Do you consider Watchmen horror?
Speaker 2:You might consider the director's cut horror.
Speaker 3:No it's action. It's not horror just because you get your dick flop, because even in the original, because even in the original movie there were still that many sex scenes.
Speaker 4:Anyhoo.
Speaker 3:Bring it up every time. What Watchmen?
Speaker 2:Well, whatever Patrick Wilson brought up, I'm gonna bring up Watchmen. That's just gonna happen, that's just orn. I'll bring up orn to know the one incident more insidious.
Speaker 3:Yeah, no, he's easily the king. Yeah, any directs elite directs a lot of them. He is.
Speaker 4:Yes.
Speaker 2:Scythe, as if he Prometheus he's in.
Speaker 4:Prometheus.
Speaker 3:Yeah, who's? It's a list. Oh, okay, do you count thriller as horror? Sometimes they do, sometimes I don't then, the candy that is most of his list. Yeah. So yeah, we have to give. We on I Falls Vale, our dubbing Patrick Wilson the horror king actor king. Yes, actor.
Speaker 4:Because there's probably a Mount Rushmore for directors that.
Speaker 3:You got all that. Hitchcock probably has the face for a director, though for how many he did wrote would.
Speaker 2:Romero be next? Or what Zombies? The king of these, the father of zombies?
Speaker 3:Romero yeah, but as far as movies, and what do you mean?
Speaker 4:Movies that he's released basically.
Speaker 2:Passed away years ago now, but he did a lot shit. Romero, what oh? She's a scratch. A lot of Oregon, what's craving? Recently died. He died a couple years.
Speaker 3:That's great. You know it's probably tied yeah between those two as far as number two, Because I know the main thing for Hitchcock was horror. So I mean.
Speaker 2:I Psycho, the birds Jaws job.
Speaker 3:Horror was last podcast.
Speaker 4:We're on yeah, okay, I'm waiting for him to carry into the top 10, though we're basically done with all content stuff.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so I guess I guess we're in the top 10. This is our top 10 favorite video game characters. We've done a list of franchises before, but I was like this is do characters, some you might you, some of mine, you it's probably gonna feel are gonna, at least for me and Matt it's gonna feel like we're recalling our franchise list.
Speaker 3:Mine's a little different, me might not as much. Most first oh, this is new. I actually like this.
Speaker 4:First, second, third, it's not gonna be rolled an 18, didn't wait. No, I rolled a five.
Speaker 3:Oh great, oh yeah, it's easy goes. First yes, then you, they me oh how the? Fuck you work out. We're still going this way.
Speaker 2:Well, should I leave my? I'll leave my honorable mentions for bullshit time at the end, because we're only at two. Oh, we're not even that bad. I thought we'd be worse, I'll leave.
Speaker 4:I'm a logger that I thought it was gonna be. I knew the top top 10 usually takes somewhere between 45 minutes to an hour.
Speaker 3:We so this is pretty good. On time. We bullshitted so much this episode. It's not I'm happy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, pretty solid. We did very well for throwing together last minute just to do something. It worked out. You, jj, it worked. But no, I have some honorable mentions. I will leave them for the end, for the 10, 15 minutes of bullshit time we do. But my number 10 was between two and I went with them. My number 10 is you're gonna start laughing Molina or Mortal Kombat. I just, I'm sorry, she's just I, she's my main in my game. In the Mortal Kombat game, I put in more combat. One, molina is my main.
Speaker 2:I'm the best at you, you found your main. Yes, malina is my main.
Speaker 3:For the reboot series, he found his main.
Speaker 2:She's the piece she's. She's hot, I mean, except when she takes her fucking mouth thing off and she's a Terracotta. But even me, I that's kind of that was an interest that's kind of. That was certainly an interesting spin that has messed up as I am, that's kind of freaky to me, so I'm kind of into it. I don't know you want her to bite it off. You fucker, you fucker, fuck you.
Speaker 3:Thought of a bitch fuck you in his own mind. He's like I can sew it back on as long as she doesn't eat it. I.
Speaker 4:Gotta do it, I gotta do it, I gotta do it finish him.
Speaker 3:I had to do it. I had to do it. It was far, I was fast. Well, it's all the fucking place.
Speaker 2:To get serious to. I like her characters different all the time too. She's kind of she's very evil and bitchy and like the first ones that in one. Now They've made her more, a little more sympathetic and understanding that she's infected with a Tarkot and then she can't really control it and shit and shang songs manipulating her and shit. I just like they gave her a little more depth to her character. She's not just I'm a crazy bitch I thought there's anything wrong with that but clone crazy bitch, yeah, yep, yep. Then daughter been connected to shalcon and all that shit.
Speaker 4:But yeah, molina, there I don't want to the way I did my list is if the video game was Mostly first. And then you pick a character from it well, I'm saying like if the movie became a video game afterwards, I'm not counting it as much. I did video game movie or book to video game or whatever.
Speaker 2:We're okay, yeah, yeah, so my name long as they were in a damn video game.
Speaker 4:But I didn't want to do. I was trying to get rid of movies and stuff, right, uh, victor Sullivan, uncharted.
Speaker 3:Hey Sully not wrong with that, yeah not wrong with us. I'm gonna some we talked about him.
Speaker 2:I love his quirky old madness in uncharted games. I love Sully so he makes the game is that.
Speaker 3:Do we, are we not gonna?
Speaker 4:go into that now. I think that's my favorite side character a.
Speaker 2:Side character.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he was literally a side character.
Speaker 4:It's not like you actually played as him and any of them and it's not like you recruit him or anything or have to find him whatever. He's just the side character there for story.
Speaker 3:Uh-huh, yeah, he's there to move your character along.
Speaker 4:And get Nathan Drake out of trouble.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I Bullshit of my list. Like usual. Number 10 is especially bullshit because I couldn't think of a 10, but she is in a video game, and One of the best transformers games at that. We're for Cybertron RC over, god's sakes. Aha, I said it was bullshit them like we talked about.
Speaker 2:It's something. She was in my top 10 transformers list. When we did the transforce list it were. I mean it works shit.
Speaker 3:Wait, we did a transformers list, yeah we did that.
Speaker 2:10 transformers only reviewed rise of the beasts. Well, yeah, we. Our list was top 10 transformers.
Speaker 4:Yeah, we did, and my number one still hasn't appeared.
Speaker 2:My number one is Optimus.
Speaker 3:Your number one is gonna be in every movie. They can't do a movie without a can do. The only problem is that in the next one they're doing, it's not gonna be Peter Collin, oh. It's gonna be Chris Hemsworth, oh no. He's gonna be playing Orion packs, though, which is slightly different, so you're gonna see Orion turn into Optimus, in which case, hopefully, they said, way you know, they get Chris Hemsworth the voice all of Orion, and then Peter Collin voices Optimus. That would be so amazing, yeah, but they're not gonna do it.
Speaker 2:Number nine okay, my number nine. He was mentioned. My number nine is etio editory. I was asked well. He is the I'm gonna just Hmm, he was, I'm I the first assassin's Creed. I didn't vibe, and I'll tell you as much. He's, but he's just kind of boring. And here comes etio, who is charismatic and uppity, and young.
Speaker 2:Shit for you and CEO was just a fucking ledge. Even old stoic etio in revelations was fucking great. He was great. And then, um well, what the fuck? Um, connor Kenway was okay in three, but again they bland Edward Kenway and that's see they're also fucking three, three was trying to put a whole lot of culture.
Speaker 3:I know into the game that was their main issue. They were actually trying to do something and make you learn yeah, which is what the assassin's Creed games have turned into. But they're executing it. I'm not gonna say poorly, but not as well as it could be, but etio is just, was just.
Speaker 2:He was charismatic, he was fun. I loved his story. He had three games to do his story. That's how popular he was. The only time that they rekindled some of that energy was syndicate, because I love the assassins in syndicate. They're English, they're English, good London. Good London indeed, but yes, that's you.
Speaker 4:Number nine.
Speaker 3:Yes, sir.
Speaker 4:Downgraded a little bit because his first appearance wasn't a video game Geralt of Rivia.
Speaker 3:Downgraded because his first appearance was in a video game wasn't is a book.
Speaker 4:He was a book first. He was always a book first.
Speaker 3:I got confused for a second. There is like wait, because it wasn't wasn't hold on.
Speaker 2:Geralt was almost on my, he was.
Speaker 4:He was heavily that was one of the world possible time girls not. Okay, no, I only got a worry about two.
Speaker 3:I only tied one with him so far, not not exactly where I was put.
Speaker 4:I didn't have to worry about Assassin's Creed. Yeah, I Still think. I think the other two are on your list. I know they are.
Speaker 3:Who should I port at nine? Oh yeah, I was right, pyra and Mithra from Xenogir. Okay okay, it's a switch game. You would never play it. I'm like okay.
Speaker 4:I've heard of them here too.
Speaker 3:It was actually really the fun game. It's one of the.
Speaker 2:I'm sitting there waiting for him to elaborate. I have no idea what the fuck.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm just like it would be so hard to explain this RPG to you, because it's like another Final Fantasy.
Speaker 4:Oh, that's what a lot of JP RPGs are, though.
Speaker 3:Yes, and it's one of my favorite Freakin genres is JRPG. He loves American RPGs, so explaining JRPG to him.
Speaker 2:I told him I don't hate JRPG because you're selective of him. You don't hate him, you're very very Selective of JRPGs because they'll they bought no board.
Speaker 3:They can either, if it doesn't have Kojima's name attached to it.
Speaker 4:Kojima-san ha ha ha.
Speaker 3:Sadly, Metal Gear Solid 4 and 5 can be care yeah right JRPGs due to the leveling system.
Speaker 2:Why in the fuck I'm sitting here like I just thought it, just because fucking Matt said it and I had to say it my own zesty fucking way, like always. Fucking do. Imagine meeting fucking Connor like Kojima's on stage. It'd be dead. So you just hear some random fucker in the back, kojima-san.
Speaker 4:They'd be me.
Speaker 2:Then I get dragged out.
Speaker 3:You better be wearing a sailor uniform when you do it.
Speaker 2:Give me Death Stranding 2. I want more walking Amazon delivery service simulator With the babies.
Speaker 3:Yeah with the babies. I have yet to play the game, sadly honestly, I've never heard a more active.
Speaker 4:Just add Pokes, apocalyptic and you've basically just drive the game.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so what it is?
Speaker 4:Amazon delivery in the post apocalypse.
Speaker 2:It's what it is. That's what you know baby fuel but Kojima being. Yeah, what a baby.
Speaker 3:I See me for games. I love games where you can collect items and make stuff.
Speaker 2:You make bridges.
Speaker 3:I Love building bridges. It's also as fun build around. It's a game.
Speaker 2:It's a fucking game that I can't fucking Recommend to anyone because it is so fucking out there and most people would consider it fucking boring. What you just? You literally walk around with packages on your back and shit. The main physics of the game is like balancing, so your shit don't fall because you got these fucking shit. That's this high.
Speaker 3:I actually, you know, I actually seen some gameplay is where he stacked it so fucking high, yep, yep.
Speaker 2:And you're trying to end the most annoying thing. You're trying to go through a river and the river will take you away and you'll just Float down the fucking river and all your packages are going everywhere and shit. You gotta fucking get them all back and shit. Then they get water damage. It is, it's fucking.
Speaker 3:Amazon? What about the shadow Monsters or whatever those were, the beach things?
Speaker 2:Yeah, they're called beach things beat.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they're like it's don't ever ask me to explain that story. So are they a beach?
Speaker 2:There's a beach where, like the, it's has to do with the afterlife, and tethered, it's fucking confusing man. It's Kojima man.
Speaker 3:I can't.
Speaker 4:And now that and now the next game will be Kojima and what's his name from.
Speaker 3:Well, that's right. Yeah, Norman Reed is collabing.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he's collabing with what's his name, that does the horror movies now.
Speaker 2:Del Toro, Wait huh.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:Wait, I'm trying to think because no, he was working with Del Toro on Silent Hills, so that got canceled.
Speaker 4:He's working with, who did no way out or feel no.
Speaker 3:Jordan, bill, yeah, yeah it's feel those two together. I sent you that and, yeah, I never got a proper response from you.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I rubbed up on the four episode too. Those time, figure out who Jordan Peele was working with to create a movie, and it was Kojima.
Speaker 3:I mean, can you imagine that movie man? Oh God.
Speaker 2:Well, I'm still, I'm still done with how Matt totally agreed is my description of what that strand he gets.
Speaker 3:Ask anyone who's played that game to describe it. Oh, you're just an Amazon delivery guy trying to survive the apocalypse.
Speaker 2:You know I mean and you eventually unlock a bike and be little vehicles that, so you have no one.
Speaker 3:Reed is on a bike again.
Speaker 4:Thank you, so much still waiting for the Marvel announcement.
Speaker 3:They're not gonna cast. I know they're not what goes right.
Speaker 4:Gosling's talking to now and still, people still think he's gonna be no boy, even though he wants to play ghost. Writer.
Speaker 2:And see everybody wants to play ghost writer eight. Yeah, let's go. I couldn't describe that my number eight is just is surprising, because this is this will probably like whoo from Jay, but Raiju Hayabusa from Ninja Gaiden, I love he, one of my most favorite. Those games are a bitch, and they're fucking hard man. I they're challenging, no matter how you play them.
Speaker 3:Oh, oh, my god man, the side-scrolling one, still challenging I'm talking about, like sigma Ninja guy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the ones that are on the council. I'm just like, bro, how do you want me to beat this man? Ridiculous, but I loved his design. It was badass. He had, like the weird his design hasn't changed.
Speaker 3:Nope, that's the cool thing about him. It's every single game he's in he's this.
Speaker 2:Has been kind of dormant. I ain't heard nothing from Ninja Gaiden in a long time.
Speaker 3:I know he's just been making cameos in other video games, oh yeah, he was in fucking um.
Speaker 2:I think he was in Neo at the end of Neo or Neo 2. He was a bonus unlockable boss fight, I'm like what the interesting time.
Speaker 3:What the fuck Tekken even did a cameo, a three.
Speaker 2:Jesus Christ. Oh, do you want to talk about fucking random, um Cameos, fucking soul caliber? Let's put there.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna use to absolutely. Let's put Geralt in it, but Was it five? Yeah, so five wasn't the greatest for me. For some reason the story wasn't there, but the, the creator mechanics, wasn't at five. So the one that I made you a second, that, the one that I made you make a suck of his bitch because you were oh, that's right.
Speaker 2:I made Ivy because I love Ivy. I'd be my dummy mommy and she wasn't in the game for some reason. That's weird. Ivy's a staple in so Cal, pretty much.
Speaker 3:They were getting rid of kids. I don't understand. I understand bringing new characters, but why get rid of the old ones, like make them unlockable or something?
Speaker 2:you could literally customize the thickness, and I maxed that out, of course.
Speaker 3:Not entirely you. You made the right amount of thickness because you could make them fat, which no. No, there is such a thing as too thick sometimes as far as video game characters. I think I'm gonna use the same thing as Bob. Bob from Tekken points that out.
Speaker 2:He says I gotta have the right amount of muscle and fat the right amount, in fact.
Speaker 3:I think I have to play Tekken 8 just to find out if the person I've seen in trailers is Bob.
Speaker 2:Because he was a new favorite for me. I also loved how right he was. Like this fucking ninja and like these modern ass fucking times got motherfuckers to rocket launchers and shit and he's fighting demons and shit, it's about sending the message you.
Speaker 4:So what I said was that's an interesting tie-in From your character, because your character made it Made an appearance in mine Now we're interested.
Speaker 3:Matt's your number eight uh-huh.
Speaker 4:Yuki Morasanada of samurai warriors, and no bonak is in vision. The erochi games had Ninja Gaiden as characters in. I don't remember that at all. Warriors, erochi 2 brought in Koey products to galore, oh yeah, they did.
Speaker 3:Maybe I didn't unlock it or something I don't know, it's all part of the story, but I remember.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's all just. I might not have made it far enough, or something before I told you was a doozy, but I he's the only one out of that franchise, those franchises because I know the mystical, the written histories for dynasty warriors and it makes you hate the characters more.
Speaker 3:It's not hard.
Speaker 4:Yeah, guan Yu is probably my favorite and he's just a turn into a dumbass by the end of the script and it really turns you off of most of them. But they play, but yuki moras, yep, but yuki moras is downright legendary and stayed very close to actual history. So it was very fun.
Speaker 3:Oil to the very end, I will say that I will say that we need more games based on actual history. Yeah. Just get the right voice actors and the games will do the. The dude do sell themselves. There are enough history buffs out there, trust me. We have ticktoggers that do nothing but history videos. There's this guy who wears a spartan helmet who talks nothing about legendary characters, and then we have this guy and his wife who Just give you history. It's. It's hilarious and amazing all at the same time.
Speaker 4:He's the character I got my first thousand kill count with thousand kill, count In a game, it's for hacking slash and stuff like that.
Speaker 3:Sometimes it's uh yeah, and the most recent versions.
Speaker 4:It's very easy to get a thousand kill count very easy, because they just send them at you, the older ones, it's, it's not easy.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it was like 250 was the average in it.
Speaker 4:Yeah, Especially switching out characters as far as stories.
Speaker 3:Uh, my number did you do. Are we? You're on it? Yeah, I think. I'm gonna put Uh Lightning from final fantasy. I'm gonna Final fantasy 13. Yeah, the 13. I'm gonna say 13 series, because I did like all three.
Speaker 2:I'm surprised that. That don't surprise me, but I'm well. I don't talk final fantasy, but I'm the one's. The only one I rave rave about from final fantasy is lightning, and she's not on mine.
Speaker 4:I have one character in final fantasy.
Speaker 3:They, they focused on her character so much. They gave her a personality that is endearing to the final fantasy series, like fran from 12, huh 12 12. Yeah, I absolutely love like I said no, not everybody likes the zodiac system.
Speaker 4:They modified it though for the in the remake and it turned out a little better. I was I was less fan of the.
Speaker 3:There's only, there's only one part in final fantasy 12 I don't like and that's the part where you got to run around the city and go. I'm vosh von rotsenberg that. That pisses me off so much because sometimes it won't register.
Speaker 4:I just like the gambit's more than I just like the.
Speaker 3:I love that entire leveling system. Gambit wise, I hated it. Easy license point they were so easy to get, though.
Speaker 4:They were easy to get. But but if you Wrigged it wrong, it fucked up your game.
Speaker 3:It was so easy to ring wrong how to use the uh.
Speaker 4:Gambit, not gambits, it was gambits, gambits if you knew how to use the gambit system you're good. Well, that's what I'm saying. I didn't like the gambits. You if you didn't like the gambits, no, because it was so easy to fuck up.
Speaker 3:Like I could sit there and do nothing if I wanted to. That's how my gambit system worked. That's not how I want to play a game, though I could go out there and hunt and just all right, I'm gonna figure out who I want to fight and boom.
Speaker 4:It makes it level when you want to level. But Wait, if I'm playing a game, I want to be focused on the game. Oh, it was an asshole, yeah.
Speaker 3:I'm one of those that, uh. One of the reasons why it's so hard for me to play dnd is just because I can't just go out there and search for monsters to level up, because in video games that's what I like to do. I like to go out there and I like to uh, uh, be kill happy. I, I like to get that experience, man, I, I turn that into cash money.
Speaker 4:Yeah, problem is is I'd have you roll for it and you'd have to fight.
Speaker 3:That is the other problem 17 number seven.
Speaker 2:Oh, my number, my number seven is is, uh, my favorite luchador king from tecan.
Speaker 3:It's not really not hard to love, wait, do you you? You just love king as the character himself, right? You're not getting specific in which one.
Speaker 2:I love the original the original king is dead. The king now is one of his orphans. I was at his church. I know king's law.
Speaker 3:I had to ask you to speak about it.
Speaker 4:I love d Oshie and paul. Those are my guys.
Speaker 3:But no, I love king, he did the original series like one through I want to say Five, before it started getting more supernatural, other other than the devil's and angels, uh law, how long was? How's that man still got no money. The bicycle kick. My brother would fucking just murder me with that and it pissed me off.
Speaker 4:Hi. The triple kill by yoshi was my go-to.
Speaker 2:I. There's some about just the luchador and like and and there's another autumn lunch in kuma.
Speaker 3:The fucking bear, the fucking kuma and panda a lot technically the same fucking character. Now they're not. Oh, just amazing. I love our technique, just didn't give a fuck.
Speaker 2:it got so random sometimes a lock, final boss, fight kuma, that's just a bear, that's just a fucking bear.
Speaker 3:What about the raptor or the kangaroo or the fucking or what's technically a molcat person? It's just a made of wood. Yeah, the wood guy.
Speaker 2:Like what the fuck is it?
Speaker 4:They embrace the weirdness.
Speaker 3:All they do, but the one thing they do the best is each character is their own ethnicity, their own uh.
Speaker 4:Eddie go.
Speaker 3:Country, the, if they speak their language, kings of kings latino, and he's a luchador. It's, it's fucking great he doesn't speak.
Speaker 2:No, he is. And I'm sorry I hit so many people with suplexes. It's not even funny suplex. That's why I say, is what's his master's name? What was his?
Speaker 3:master's name His master yeah.
Speaker 2:Um there's king or no? No, no, armor king was his. Armor king was his rival, his rival. Okay armor king was his rival, his.
Speaker 3:If we're talking about current king, we're still talking king. King king died. And then his uh.
Speaker 2:His is orphan. When his orphan took off his mask.
Speaker 4:I just knew there was a different variation. I didn't think there were always rivals.
Speaker 3:See, they pulled the whole luchador system where you have someone Rivals, where there is somebody who wears the same style mask but calls himself it's. Calls himself almost the exact same thing, but with uh Did something in front of it, like even ray mysterio had uh Ray mysterio, ray mysterio, like wrestling thing for luchador stuff.
Speaker 2:Ray mysterio, now Um, used to be ray mysterio jr Because his uncle was the original ray mysterio he had that he got his permission from his uncle to take the name ray mysterio. Lucha, lucha libre is very Tied into latino and mexican culture.
Speaker 3:All right, they have so much lore just in the wrestling system there, like, if you like I was in commenting on that.
Speaker 4:I just knew that there was another card.
Speaker 3:I just trying to figure out that we, we brought it up just because that's who's, that's the big one.
Speaker 2:That king's character is one of the biggest discraces.
Speaker 4:I just was trying to figure out what the other one's name was.
Speaker 2:One of the biggest discraces metal.
Speaker 4:I thought it was it's armwork.
Speaker 2:It's armwork, I reckon one of the biggest discraces lucha libre is losing your mask. It because you're done, then you got you. You're not. Just don't ask me.
Speaker 3:If it wasn't for the fact, uh, him being wwe now, he probably wouldn't be wrestling ray mysterio.
Speaker 2:Ray mysterio. Ray mysterio had to go. Ray mysterio was unmasked in wcw. He had to go. When he went to wb vince, mcman wanted him in the mask. Ray had to go back down to mexico to get permission to wear the mask again. See that my, my, my wrestling. My other wrestling junkie is not here. It's his fault.
Speaker 3:No, it's job's fault, his job's fault. At least that's what he told us fuck our country for us having to make money.
Speaker 4:To make money. So my number seven. Yep. Well, it's ellie, ellie, last of us. Well, you know, ellies numbered, but my number two female.
Speaker 2:I'm surprised she's a little lower than I thought. For years I thought she'd be in the uh.
Speaker 4:Well, you're gonna be surprised. I think you, my top two, are gonna surprise the fuck out of you. But yeah, we've. We've talked about ellie and other podcasts. I can leave that one on like three other um. Yeah, one doesn't exist. For me, one of those doesn't exist.
Speaker 1:I hate it, I hate it, I hate it so much.
Speaker 3:It's that fucking things fault, I swear. No, it was the the hard drive.
Speaker 4:Yep hard drive fail.
Speaker 3:Yep, it was a combination of tech, which is why I'm getting a new one, and it arrives Tuesday. Yes, everybody, I'm getting new technology.
Speaker 4:You can have it up and running for a guy oh. Yes okay, just make it sure it's coming Tuesday so well, I don't know. If I don't know, wednesday, thursday, friday is enough time for you to set it up.
Speaker 3:Well, definitely I'll have power a little and everything working for it. I gotta play it in my own room. Seven Bowser hey there we go. I used to hate bowser. Just because of my last name People would be dicks and call me it. But then jack black and some of the the uh party I see a chance, so just made my love for him come back Because I love Dinosaurs, I love dragons. I lizards in general are some of my favorite species.
Speaker 4:They nailed the casting on so many of those characters.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they did. Jack black was definitely one of them.
Speaker 4:I, chris Pratt aside, they nailed the three, mate. I'm happy with peach, I'm happy with Luigi, I'm happy with bowser. I was happy with DK.
Speaker 2:Rogan, he was mad at it. I know.
Speaker 3:Initially hearing DK. I was not happy about it, but then the movie came out and watching him speak. I was like why does this fit? The only thing that I want he doesn't do his laugh, which probably is the reason why.
Speaker 2:He did it once. Oh, come on the post credit scene. This is the fucking egg, yoshi.
Speaker 4:I don't know if anybody's actually doing a voice for Yoshi or if it's just doing.
Speaker 3:Yoshi never actually speak. I know, but if so, far as we know, and every game it's just been Yoshi in it's.
Speaker 2:I was mad, though. I wanted luigi to get the get keys to a random mansion in the post credit scene.
Speaker 4:But they teased it, they did. They teased it with him and bowser castle got peach.
Speaker 3:I don't know if we're gonna get daisy. Anything is possible small explanation for the reason why peach is in the toad kingdom, which was better and they're still going between worlds. It was better than the live action movie.
Speaker 4:They're still going to between worlds, so it's always a possibility.
Speaker 3:I love how. I still love the live action movie though.
Speaker 2:I love how luigi was being dragged around by shy guys the whole time.
Speaker 3:Shy guy You're one of your favorite characters from the mario series?
Speaker 4:Yeah, demented, demented star. We're all gonna die, you're all gonna die.
Speaker 2:And hopefully it's a slow, painful death. That star was great and the kid is supposed to.
Speaker 3:It's supposed to lead in the rose lina from galaxy Six.
Speaker 2:My number six is nathaniel drake.
Speaker 4:Number six, nathaniel drake.
Speaker 3:That's how that worked. Yes, yeah, all that worked me, and matt do that a lot a lot of times our similars are the same.
Speaker 2:It's fucking again. I talked about him enough, right? He had one of my favorite arcs of any video game character. He was charismatic, he was funny, he was quick-witted, which I love Well, if you're gonna.
Speaker 3:If you're gonna do that, then I'm gonna go. Let's go for six.
Speaker 2:He was already said we don't know today, but I, and the games too, they're great. I Fucking nathan drake is so. He's so charming. It was fucking great. I just loved every game with drake. He was so fun. You gotta have a fun character you like. You don't like the main character. It's like what the fuck? Five?
Speaker 4:I should have five left right five, four, three, two, one one, two, three, four.
Speaker 3:I only have four left on my list the fun, that doesn't surprise anyone, that you can't count.
Speaker 2:The funniest thing, the funniest thing about drake.
Speaker 3:I think I deleted somebody that wasn't supposed to be. To leave it Problem with drake.
Speaker 2:He can never Matt's gonna he. As much as I love drake, he can never, ever Matt's gonna know he can never pass my other favorite treasure hunter you know who it is he just can't get there. He almost gets there and nope, she is still supreme.
Speaker 4:You're, you're going to five. You already said that his six was ectio. He doesn't have to talk about it. Well, my five is.
Speaker 2:I was mad it has it had I had. I didn't want to do it, I didn't plan on doing it, but it had to be a tie because I forgot. My list got a little fucked. But it's laurcroft because she's almost interchangeable with drake, but I see edges him just barely. It's probably some horn dog factor in there. I'm sorry but she's got the british accent she's got. I love her games. She's I the. I wasn't as high on her, but the new games with camilla leddington, whatever did her mo cap and stuff just Re-invigorated. They changed her look and redesigned her and stuff. What?
Speaker 4:reinvigorated reinvigorated.
Speaker 2:Yes, she was hot. Yes, they, she, they made her really hot. Okay, there, I said it, but the games are fun. She, I just, I don't know she. And she again charming. Oh, most brits are charming, less the ones that say fuck you, you fucking cunt, all the time.
Speaker 4:Yet wire the villains always evil. Yeah, what? Why are the british always evil?
Speaker 2:But she, uh, I tied her with um, I tied her with ellie because I I can't leave ellie off because ellie's, I love ellie.
Speaker 4:Ellie had so you have four more on top of that still, or?
Speaker 2:what. Yes, yes yes, I told you the ties I have are because, like they're the same series, I couldn't pick between them. But I just I'm pushing them together. But, um, ellie's another one had a great story arc and hers might not even be done yet. But I don't know what they're gonna do with three, how the fucking they make ellie's character better. They could make it worse. That's part of the thing. I don't want them to fuck it up.
Speaker 3:What Well, they already went the gay route. What's the next thing they can do to her? I, I'm not saying that's worse. I'm like what the fuck? That's not so bad yeah. I'm just saying To make a character worse, they have to do something so woken out of pocket that no one's gonna want it.
Speaker 2:She might try to, I think for three. Maybe she'd try to find what's her at. Dina, she might try to find dina.
Speaker 3:Oh, I know it. I know what she's gonna get pregnant with a fucking mushroom monster. She's gonna go the road.
Speaker 4:Thank you, rule 34. Yeah, what the fuck? I know that, I know, I know that's a thing, I know that's a thing.
Speaker 3:I've heard fandoms. I don't want to know why. You know, I Was just straight off the dome. I didn't think it was a thing. Yeah.
Speaker 4:I've seen enough fan fiction that isn't slag fiction to know that's a thing. I was thinking more like ray Skywalker storyline where you don't get me randomly, don't get me fucking started.
Speaker 3:That's what I was see, ellie.
Speaker 4:I already heard a rumor about that. Don't, don't, don't, please don't.
Speaker 3:That's what I was saying. That's the one thing they could do to make ellie ruined the kiss got her pregnant.
Speaker 4:That's the rumor. That's a script out there.
Speaker 3:Why does that make so much star warsense though?
Speaker 2:I hate it, but I love it for the jokes my only my only issue, and it's not a knock, but it's kind of like as we talked about it in the last episode of the uncharted fucking hate it the uncharted review. That which will be done. The last episode of night falls. We're gonna find it one day to re-release it, like the last episode. Special edition On blue ray.
Speaker 4:No, we can't do blue ray, it's no longer a thing. I know.
Speaker 3:The last.
Speaker 2:We're gonna write on this.
Speaker 3:Hey movie guys. You know it's a good thing we actually go to see these in theaters, because we're never gonna own it on blue ray Night falls, veil. Oh yeah, we're not gonna own it digitally either because technically we don't own the rights.
Speaker 2:Hey we can write night falls, veil, the lost sessions. Just have a sense here. Look at this have a certain tape or not even gonna own our own podcast anymore because it's digital.
Speaker 3:The lost. Why did I say that.
Speaker 2:Why did I feel the need to put a sensor bar over the lost tapes You're like? Because of you.
Speaker 3:It's just gonna be. The sensor bar isn't gonna be even facing the right way. It's gonna be tilted down.
Speaker 4:Can we, can we stop talking about this and actually not talk about the mushroom people that you're supposed to kill?
Speaker 3:the mushroom people not supposed to kill them? Fucking thing flinched on me. No, I'm not. You did that on purpose.
Speaker 2:Jay killed the mushroom people in boulders gate three and we had to he, and aggravated and we had to kill them all. It was horrible. I didn't want to do it.
Speaker 3:If I could if I could ever get the fucking system settings to work to where all our voices are Actually in the party chat. For this, for the videos, I would load those up On our facebook page because I know people it the actual who actually listens to us. I don't know who because they don't chat back with us. It'd be nice if fans actually talked with us. We'd be um, we'd know what was working.
Speaker 2:My only thing about it. It's not a great, my back on ellie for one last thing, because I don't know. Well, we, we start talking about ellie and next, you know, we start talking about fanfix of her and clickers and shit.
Speaker 3:I didn't know what mushroom people?
Speaker 2:that's not. I heard lickers. No, I said clickers, he said clickers. I know no wrong, wrong clicker, that's chatter.
Speaker 3:But um, and that brings pleasure, you're, you're mixing fucking universes again.
Speaker 2:Playing last of us two. I swear to god, you get about five hours into that game and I'm sitting there like Can I anything happy happen? Can I have some fucking happy?
Speaker 4:No, we're some happy. The happiness ended the moment Joel died.
Speaker 2:Why is this not happy? There's no happy anymore.
Speaker 4:I'm not kidding. There's no happy there's the sun.
Speaker 2:That's kind of happy.
Speaker 3:There's a flower that's the shit you gotta look, for this isn't a souls game. The sun doesn't bring you happiness.
Speaker 4:There's literally a childbirth. And what happened? She's still an optical fight, abby.
Speaker 2:Hello, hello, child, you are my child. I must kill, I must kill her. I can't. It's so fucking bad. Then you got to play as the bitch you hate. You got to beat the shit out of ellie, because ellie's tiny and abby's a big Butch, fucking gorilla you made the scary, the sad, but this it's an, a, an, a holy bashing a game.
Speaker 4:I love it, I'm just it's a holy emotional Woe of Colastery because you did a lot to even let. You did so much with, like the guitar stuff. Yeah just hard learning to play guitar or whatever, and then she loses her fingers at the end.
Speaker 2:So, what God I am.
Speaker 4:I mean Jay In her final fight with Abby, she loses her fingers.
Speaker 3:They're fighting they. That would piss me off, Uh-huh.
Speaker 2:The funniest thing about Abby, and then he's and still didn't kill her. The thing about Ellie that destroyed me in that game. Jay, what the fuck are they gonna do?
Speaker 3:Matrice doesn't have fucking fingers, can't make materials anymore.
Speaker 2:Jay. The whole game. She's trying to hunt Abby down and kill it. A whole fucking game. They Abby gets capped in a section you play as Abby. She's captured by these fucking group of people and literally Abby is skinny now and it fucking tied up on a fucking post out in a fucking water and shit Just waiting there to die, because that's what these people fucking do. And the little kid that's with her and, um, ellie cuts her down and Abby's done with that shit. Man, abby's done this shit and maybe kinda like Ellie, but was like what the fuck Ellie? Um, abby gets the boat out. She's ready to leave with the kid. She's like I'm out of here, I'm going. I don't got no beef with you, no more, I'm done, ellie. Nah, get back over here. We got finished this shit. I'm not playing. Come on, I'm going to kill you. I'm still coming like, oh my god, ellie Abby's like fine, we're going to fight again. Jesus Christ, leave me alone. So let me get this straight.
Speaker 3:In the beginning of the game.
Speaker 4:Of two.
Speaker 3:Yes, you were so pissed at Abby. Yes, you were ready to go kill her. Oh, yeah, I was.
Speaker 2:I'm not going to lie.
Speaker 3:So throughout the entire play through of two, you ended up sympathizing with.
Speaker 2:Abby, not really. I just couldn't believe what a fucking air black Air Force energy Ellie became like come on, come on come on, we're fine.
Speaker 4:You drive this entire message of you kill Joel to piss Ellie off. Ellie's going to hunt Abby. The rest of the game, I'm happy to play it.
Speaker 3:How did side missions work?
Speaker 4:There are no side missions. No, you just. It's just to kill people. No wonder you said kill, kill kill, kill. So you do that entire arc Ellie playing guitar, all the sentimental values, flashbacks to Joel, all of this stuff to get to the point where you freer from being oh wait, I forgot the worst thing Ellie did she to get Abby to fight.
Speaker 2:she freaking held the knife to the kid's fucking throat. Fight me Now. That's literally what she did.
Speaker 4:So you get the whole message you freer from captivity to fight her again After watching the TV show.
Speaker 3:I can kind of see that happening.
Speaker 2:Ellie was a little savage.
Speaker 4:So, you get to the entire final fight, antagonizing Abby to fight her, Lose your fingers in the process, get fucked up and Joel wouldn't want you to kill her and you go home to an Took you until that hole and you go home to an she had a mini flashback getting her ass kicked to saying Joel, thinking Joel wouldn't kill her.
Speaker 3:And you go home and Ellie goes home-. Makes sense to me, but it's still like-.
Speaker 4:Fuck you fuck you for that cop out yeah but it's not the message you were driving home the entire game.
Speaker 2:And Ellie goes home to nothing.
Speaker 3:No wonder you didn't like cradle this story so much. And Ellie goes home to-.
Speaker 2:They did it to you Twice. Ellie ends up gaining I'm like the same year Ellie ends up gaining nothing. She goes home to nothing. She don't have nothing left. The Dina's gone, the baby's gone. She left because Dina said if you go after this, I'm leaving you, I'm done. And she left, like Ellie. What the fuck did you gain? What the fuck did you gain from all this? Jesus, you didn't even kill the person you wanted to kill.
Speaker 4:You know what would save the game? What Killing Tommy.
Speaker 3:Tommy, oh no, that the rapist, tommy's, joel's brother.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Tommy's the one that got her back in again. I know where she is.
Speaker 4:Bro, If you had killed Tommy and Joel and Ellie went after it and it was that yes, maybe that whole game would have been a whole lot different Joel going after Abby for killing Tommy. Yeah.
Speaker 3:I would have wished we could talk to game developers a bit more our cons and stuff.
Speaker 2:I wouldn't ask fucking questions like that, but the only thing that would have heard from me, that's minor. But if you lose Tommy, I lose the great. No Scope, how he. No Scope, manny. No, it would have been Joel. It would have been Joel that did the.
Speaker 4:No Scope, and that would have felt the whole lot better man.
Speaker 2:Okay enough, I love you. I love you. That was number five. Holy shit, you're just so classic. I need you to get signed.
Speaker 4:Sora from Kingdom Hearts.
Speaker 2:Man, I should get her signed.
Speaker 3:Yes, I didn't like the video game and I'll put them on my list.
Speaker 4:I like Kosora enough to put them on my list.
Speaker 3:I am surprised. You know, I like his Nobody Better Axl the blonde haired one. Yeah. Yeah, kosora's technically the Heartless. Yeah God, that whole convoluted storyline.
Speaker 4:I liked his Innocence for the first one and then it got better for two. Three obviously is a red herring to a lot of stuff.
Speaker 3:Three, three. They tried to explain more of the Keebleade war and it just I don't know where it was trying to go. I really don't, and it's better to be explained in four, because I didn't play the fucking musical game which supposedly explains where it was going to go.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's part of the problem with Kingdom Hearts.
Speaker 3:It's a main problem.
Speaker 4:You've had to play the point fives.
Speaker 3:You have to play the point fives. You have to play the Gameboy Advance game. You have to play all of these side games in order to understand the full story, which is why you have to go to YouTube for content creators who actually take the time to. I'm not going to say play every game, but at least watch playthroughs to give you the whole story. I will put Sonic at number five. Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic the Hedgehog.
Speaker 4:There hasn't been no, I'm a chili dog.
Speaker 3:They're I'm not hungry, but you know, chili dog does something. I don't know what it is about food and being fat. When it food is brought up, you start just thinking about it and it makes your mouth water a little. You're not fat.
Speaker 2:you don't understand my stomach's actually healed now, so it's like food.
Speaker 3:I could totally see you wanting a pizza right now. Food.
Speaker 2:Food. It's not growling uncontrollably anymore, thank God. I didn't want that in the podcast, but it's not growling in the background.
Speaker 3:It's my stomach, sorry. There's maybe been only two games that I didn't like as far as Sonic, and that was the Dark Knight and Sands of Time, or whatever the hell that was. Wait a minute, what's that one?
Speaker 2:What's that one that was it's on my list, all it's on-. I was watching Game Ranks one top ten most disappointing and terrible games ever. There's a Sonic game on there that's like an open was an open world game. That was trash. It just flopped.
Speaker 3:The only open world one was Frontiers. That's the brand new one it may have been. Frontiers. I've heard things about Frontiers. It was terrible. Holy shit, they made the enemy digital virtual, something or other, and I haven't even played it, so I can't tell you anything about it yet. Sonic the Hedgehog, that was my number five. So number four, sir.
Speaker 2:Let me just say it, I wanted to I can look at that later.
Speaker 3:Oh no. After everything we've discussed today. I don't want to know why you said I'm going to look at that later.
Speaker 2:No, it's a Sonic list. That game is bothering me. What the hell do you think I'm looking at? I'm not looking at naughty stuff. In the fucking Deering the Podcast I have. I'm not a bitch. Well, my number well, never mind, I'm talking about naughty. My number four is a naughty dog character. No, no, no, my number four is that's where I thought he was going, but I helped him. My number four is the power of my kung fu. So it's naughty, it's a little naughty. I'm not going to lie, that- that that felt like work.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's still the same universe, I don't-.
Speaker 4:I don't like that how my mind have tie ins to his. I really don't.
Speaker 3:What now Chun-li? We know why he loves Chun-li. He said one word and explained it all.
Speaker 2:Power of my kung fu.
Speaker 3:Anything else dude.
Speaker 2:I like the power of her kung fu. And she's- no, that's not why you like it.
Speaker 3:It's not her kung fu, she's got a gr she's-.
Speaker 2:I love Chun-li's character but, yes, she's also very thick, she has a great grip. She has a great grip and thick she she'd make me beg for mercy, which I'm that's no problem begging for mercy. Her and Cammie and Jun, her and I could take fatal four away. I'm not against it For three on one. I take it. Get the move on, move the fuck out. That that's that's that's who did who did his lead in the rest, part the rest of that conversation in the uncensored tapes somewhere I haven't been recording those?
Speaker 3:Oh no, the I haven't had taken a car ride or anything like that. I haven't been recording them to put on our Patreon.
Speaker 2:The uncensored tape.
Speaker 3:Nothing's been going- nothing's been going on our Patreon. Like this shit's fucking censored.
Speaker 2:Same thing with our YouTube. I'm slacking on YouTube Like this shit's fucking censored, but still now I'm curious what the fuck is Matt what are me and Matt connecting on?
Speaker 4:Serana from Skyrim.
Speaker 3:Mm-hmm Naughtiness.
Speaker 4:I didn't say the connection was naughty-ness.
Speaker 3:I didn't say that's where I was thinking because of what we said, no.
Speaker 4:I mean, she is the only person you can't le marry in the game.
Speaker 3:It's kind of bullshit.
Speaker 4:No, because who voice her voice actress is Laura too, oh that did I guess that did Segway right there.
Speaker 3:Is it Segway or Sedway Segway? I thought it was okay.
Speaker 4:Yes, she's one-. She's probably my favorite companion character in the thing and it was just funny that the voice actress was the same.
Speaker 3:Fuck.
Speaker 4:What.
Speaker 3:I'm continuing to well his trend. Yeah. And he's gonna hate me for saying it because it's his favorite and I can't talk to her while we're playing together. She's recent, but she made the list at four, right.
Speaker 4:I believe we're on four.
Speaker 3:Yeah, mm-hmm, carlac, you couldn't even handle that shit.
Speaker 2:Get the fuck out of here, man Okay.
Speaker 3:She's-. Don't get me wrong, I like Shadowheart too, for different things as well as I don't know why I like her the green frog, that's what her people are to get. The Yankee, that's what they are to me. Lizelle, lizelle. I think it's her voice actor. It does it for me it hangs on the essence too. Why can I I've heard it so much, it's just there. I fucked up my play through with her, though, because of a certain succubus.
Speaker 4:Miss Zora, there's only one end there. See that C I would never fuck up my Lilanus, the Carlac, see no you would go for Miss Zora.
Speaker 3:Nope, you remember Miss Zora, will's contractor, where she's wearing fucking nothing and she's a devil bitch with wings and a chain.
Speaker 4:I believe you did make a comment when she first appeared.
Speaker 3:Yes, you did.
Speaker 4:So uh-, I'll fuck everything, I don't care, that's true.
Speaker 3:I don't care If I had your voice on record. I wish I fucking did actually, Because then I could just play a back form.
Speaker 1:You know unanimously, carlac was my favorite in there, you're just fucking cl-.
Speaker 3:I brought it up, yeah, but she's she's hot for two reasons.
Speaker 4:I guess not even cool she's she's big Me.
Speaker 2:I personally love when I can shut down. Jay, that is not funny.
Speaker 4:There's only one thing about her story that I hated, which was you can't fucking fix her.
Speaker 3:You can't help her. Yes, you can Cooler down enough to where she stays in the world. Yes, shows you haven't beaten the game, since they were really good at it.
Speaker 4:I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. Shows you haven't beaten the game since they were really I have beaten the game.
Speaker 3:You apparently I apparently haven't made the right choices, apparently not Because I swear I've done everything.
Speaker 4:I can do. They find a schematic that can potentially fix her. They're going to go talk to what's his name, to Blacksmith.
Speaker 3:Okay, you know what happened Is I played that epilogue but it was off a playthrough that I had already beaten the game.
Speaker 4:Yeah, so probably broke during that, but they are going to go talk to I can't remember the Blacksmith's name that has been helping you the entire time.
Speaker 3:Same Blacksmith.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 3:God damn it, yep. Okay just so you know, now that we know that we have to help him.
Speaker 4:Problem is our playthrough is already broken because we can't romance anyone. I think it's part of a romance thing too. They need to fix that. Problem is I think it's post-game, so we already fucked it up.
Speaker 3:Okay, that was my number four. Black Dragonborn. Black Dragonborn's your number three?
Speaker 2:No, he's got Carlisle, so he's Black Dragonborn. Yeah, valiant's my number three, he does exist in the video game.
Speaker 4:He does exist, he does now he's got dreads.
Speaker 2:I can't say his name because I can't say what it went to. Oh, I'm done.
Speaker 3:Yes, you can, because you're adding born at the end.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the Niggaborn.
Speaker 3:Yes, I'm done.
Speaker 2:That was one of the greatest things we ever came up with.
Speaker 3:Your coworkers have given you the card. Yeah, because I've been given the black card, so I guess it's okay Do you want us to be sitting in the car listening to NWA and saying, oh, my god.
Speaker 2:Okay, now I'll get to my. Jesus fucking, come on. Helicopter dick. My number three, they'll understand the time. My number three is Leon from Resident Evil and Jill. You asked me to pick between Leon and Jill. I'll say I can't fucking do it because I won't. That's just not fucking. Hey, hey.
Speaker 3:For one one of them, one of them If it's both, ah well it's.
Speaker 2:Leon's great, Leon's over, especially in four, two Leon's great. But Leon's.
Speaker 4:Leon's too busy with what's her name.
Speaker 2:Leon's. So oh, Ada.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, I was going one of two routes technically Ada and the president's daughter, oh, Ashley Graham.
Speaker 3:He's too busy. Didn't he get like three different love interests? As far as his story. Leon's such a fucking.
Speaker 2:He's so quirky and over the top. In four they dumbed it back a little bit but, like in the original four, it's fucking so funny, it's so over the top. All his fucking lines Like fucking. There's one. And he's so oblivious to every he has no interest in fucking. Is he that cheesy?
Speaker 4:He's cheesy, he is cheesy as a Wisconsin Resident Evil is cheesy.
Speaker 2:There's a scene in five where Chris punches a boulder.
Speaker 4:Yeah, like I wrote about, didn't I?
Speaker 2:They're gonna remake five. That's the next remix. We're gonna go on. If they take that out, people are gonna riot Where's the boulder scene? But no, there's a scene in there where Ashley's like laying it on heavy.
Speaker 2:laying it on heavy, but you know this is later on in the game, when they got a little bit more of a relationship. She's like you know, I could ask my dad to put you on the Secret service. I could put you on my personal guard detail, leon, I don't think I'll have time for that. I'm like what the fuck, you dumb fucker. Then Ada, then no, he's just too busy chasing Ada the whole time. You betrayed me like two times, but I still like you. Why won't you like me back? I'm like bro, he just wants to understand Ada, just the original game is so hilarious what Four.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, it's so over the top. It's one of the greatest games I've fucking made. It's so fucking good.
Speaker 4:One of the YouTube channels I watched went through all of them when Village came out. They were just playing them all sequentially to get to Village and one of the scenes got replayed when you're fighting the final boss. They held onto a rocket launcher the entire time and I got one just to use on the final boss. First shot gets, it, activates a cutscene and it's just Ada throwing you another rocket launcher.
Speaker 3:Use this. That's cheesy. You get your one shot. You get your one shot. Don't fuck reloading. I'm gonna give you another launcher.
Speaker 2:It's already loaded. And then Jill, excluding my horny hotness that. Jill's hot, ooh, jill's hot and thick. I love Jill, but Jill's the other one I have the most fun playing, as I love three. I love that they remade three. Jill got redesigned again and reinvigorated. I know Matt loves what I've been saying. That now for female characters. How'd they reinvigorate?
Speaker 3:Reinvigorated me, they reinvigorated you. That's a whole different thing, entirely.
Speaker 2:I will never forget when the fucking ceiling is collapsing and Barry pulls her out of the fucking room. Jesus, jill, you're almost a Jill sandwich, pfft, cheesy. And then the fucking movie. I was almost gonna walk out because you give me all I needed. I don't have to watch no more of this movie, jill, this is my sandwich. Well, if you don't watch it, that's gonna be a Jill sandwich. They fucking did it. They fucking did it. They gave me the Jill sandwich. Okay enough, jill. I can talk about Jill and Leon all day because I fucking love them games.
Speaker 4:My number three is Joel.
Speaker 2:He's in my honorable mentions. We definitely mentioned him.
Speaker 3:I had to pick between him and Ellie.
Speaker 2:I'm like. I like Ellie a little more.
Speaker 4:I put him both on there.
Speaker 2:I didn't have a problem, joel is Wait, Joel is oh, you got Joel higher than Ellie.
Speaker 4:I mean you play as him. For most of one I was gonna, and I wish you got to play him more as two. I wish they didn't fuck that up.
Speaker 2:You think they shouldn't have killed Joel, or just did it? They executed it bad.
Speaker 3:It's giving you a prologue Sort of, of, where you actually weren't playing as Joel you know, ellie you know, but no, you just got him dying with a fucking golf club, let's think you were Decided you were gonna kill him off and then you were still gonna have so many fucking flashbacks to him anyway.
Speaker 4:So what was the point? I said you could have accomplished the exact same thing, killing off Tommy and having them go after her.
Speaker 2:Oh, Joel and Ellie, I was gonna say I mean.
Speaker 4:Doing the exact same thing that worked with one.
Speaker 3:You could do it, I'm just watching the time, because if we get to three hours and it cuts its fucking self off, I'm tossing this fucking laptop.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 3:Number three for me, Aloy there you go.
Speaker 4:I fell in love with the Horizon series, who didn't even talk about that franchise? No we didn't Sweet.
Speaker 2:No, we didn't, it was on. I personally, I was trying to bring up the iconic ones. I didn't consider it iconic enough to bring up. It's got multiple games now so it's a franchise.
Speaker 3:It's getting a third, it's gonna be a trilogy and it's gonna stop at that. There isn't gonna be anything else unless they decide to, you know, cash grab, which I won't put it past them, but this series is good enough as it is, with the lore that they're putting into it. Yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 4:Two.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's, oh no. I don't the clone system kind of fucks up the game a little bit.
Speaker 2:My number two is the oldest one out here. My number two is Sir Dan from medieval. That is just, that's childhood. It's the first video game I he can't watch me play as him though. It's the first video game I ever beat to me and my dad beat it. He's the lovable hero, that just. That's what happened. What?
Speaker 4:He figured out what was wrong with his list.
Speaker 2:He's the lovable hero.
Speaker 3:I had it scrolled down.
Speaker 2:I love his story, his whole legend. He's a legendary hero that killed the evil sorcerer Zorak, but in reality he died on the first charge. He didn't do nothing, he literally did nothing. And he gets reincarnated because Zorak casts a spell and then he gets a second chance. Oh, I can make my legend real. I can go fight Zorak now and win. It's just so lovable and he's adorable. He's fucking adorable. We don't get characters. He's fucking great. He puts his head on a hand and goes through little cracks and shit. Fucking great. He'll never leave number two. He probably never will, because that's sentimental. He's sentimental, okay, sir Dan.
Speaker 2:Number two Medieval.
Speaker 3:Uh-huh.
Speaker 4:Captain John Price.
Speaker 3:Hmm, okay. I don't know why, but I wasn't expecting Call of Duty characters for you.
Speaker 4:It's mainly because he basically carries the franchise by himself for most of all of Water Warfare.
Speaker 3:You're playing it Water.
Speaker 4:Warfare itself yeah, he's literally the character you want. He just. I love that story, Even both. Even both variations play it really well.
Speaker 3:Two just has the most iconic opening sequence.
Speaker 4:He's not in the opening of two.
Speaker 3:I'm just saying two that the airport. Yeah. That have somebody recreate a scene like that, where you think something is happening, and an entirely different thing happens.
Speaker 4:I think the reintroduction of him into is great. Where you're, where you're I have to play the story. No, because he died in. He supposedly died in one, he died on the last mission of one, but you never knew what happened to him after that. And then, and then you find out that there's a guy in the gulag that Makarov hates.
Speaker 2:Welcome to the gulag.
Speaker 4:And you go rescue him from the gulag and you blow up the door and John Price comes at you, takes your gun and almost kills you After having been tied down.
Speaker 3:That's the saddest thing about the Call of Duty the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, modern Warfare and Modern Warfare 2 as far as what recent games, I didn't think about the story at all, thanks to the multiplayer aspect of it.
Speaker 4:Yeah, the story is great.
Speaker 3:I didn't. I didn't even think about the story. That's their problem right now. Is it so multiplayer that you don't even think of story? Oh yeah, the campaign is there just as a bonus. Oh yeah, and the campaign is actually decent. That's yeah. I have to go back and play now.
Speaker 2:Two, I don't want to rush this, but in emergency couldn't we pause it or just fucking?
Speaker 4:Well, I don't even know. That's the problem. I'm paying it, we're paying it. I'll get you to it. If it cuts off, we'll know and then we'll just pilot it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, restart or something. Yeah, okay, that's fine, I don't want to rush, but okay, next.
Speaker 3:Hi people, if we have technical difficulties, you will know it'll abruptly Just cut off, like that.
Speaker 2:We're watching like oh. Two.
Speaker 3:We're in a needy greedy Kratos, kratos.
Speaker 4:There we go.
Speaker 3:That's what happened. I had a third one.
Speaker 4:I had a third one on here and I removed it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you did an emergency switch. Yeah, I had an emergency thing, I had to scroll. Somehow I did this and didn't notice, because you know I'm no pad.
Speaker 2:He doesn't do after when it goes on, he's like no Kratos should be on mine. He kind of gets the concept no Kratos should be on mine. You're like I do. I just can't do it from the beginning.
Speaker 3:I forgot he was on there. I did I know he was, so you got one more still, though he's the first name I put on the fucking list. It's just while.
Speaker 4:I'm talking to you guys.
Speaker 3:I kind of just put them where I feel, yeah, there isn't a game. He's came out and had that. I didn't like Even the PSP games. I like, yeah, they were fine games. Like you wouldn't even know about his relationship with his brother, deimos, unless you played the PSP games. Well, no, I like Valhalla did explain some of it. When you're talking to One thing, I forgot her name again Freya Luffy. No, no, freya. No, the wife.
Speaker 4:The original wife or the new wife? New wife Freya.
Speaker 3:Freya. When he talks to Freya, he talks about Deimos and the relationship and all that, and that's how they actually end up liking each other again, Because he explains his past life to her.
Speaker 2:I just I mean you know one thing about Ragnarok, the new ones, that really that was just that messes up your Norse mythology.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, no, through me for two things.
Speaker 2:One, through me for a loop. When you're playing it, I'm like, oh shit, watching the Thor movies and loving the Thor movies and loving Ydras Elba Me just like, oh there's, there's my boy, there's Heimdall, he's gonna help me out. He a bitch. Fuck, heimdall in them games, he a little bastard. I'm happy.
Speaker 3:That's what he is in Norse mythology though he is Odin's bitch boy. He is so much. What Odin says goes, and even if Odin doesn't say it, I will do it.
Speaker 2:You're saying. You're saying Ydras Elba portrayed him badly.
Speaker 3:No, he made Heimdall a good character. Actually he he portrayed the comic accurate character. What Heimdall was in the comics is what he did.
Speaker 2:Even in the game.
Speaker 3:He's a pop his ass little douche. However, I don't remember him ever having a fucking son. But we get that in love and thunder though.
Speaker 2:Oh, the other thing about fucking about the games. I'm sitting there. I was all excited. I'm sitting there like bro, why, why did, why did? Why did he kill my boy? Why did he do that to me? They killed my boy, thor Thor.
Speaker 3:It's Ragnarok. You know the mythology. Why did he kill my boy? Two things kill each other in Ragnarok.
Speaker 4:That was the definition of Fethor.
Speaker 3:That's OG Thor. He's not fat, he is bulky. Yeah, he's bulky because of the giant DNA.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry. And when he in the beginning of the second game, when he comes up and he's like fight me, fight me, fight me, he's like this is not the guy.
Speaker 3:You know what's so bullshit about that fight? If you actually lose, thor doesn't let you die Like this is not the God of War.
Speaker 2:He restarts her heart. This is not the God of War I've heard about. What is that? It's like legends. He keeps, he keeps egging you on. It's like come fight me, fight me. This is not the God of War I've heard about. It is honestly.
